Give me your worst pick up lines I'm going to try them on girls at this party im at
Pick up lines don't matter. If shes into you, she'll like what you say regardless (unless its extra fucking stupid). If shes not into you, the wittiest line might make her laugh but shes not gonna suck your cock. Be the best you and find people who appreciate you.
I'm not looking up to pick up girls just say the worst thing ever. Like "want to play a game" them "no"
"THAT'S THE SPIRIT"
"Hey want to know how I know we're having sex tonight"
"Because I'm stronger then you"
>Lorenzo Von Matterhorn is a fake name used by Barny Stinson (Neal Patrick Harris) to pick up women at bars. Basically, he picked a very unique name so that he can create content on the Internet and have it show up when someone Googles his name
>fake nuz nuz bud
Hey I'm (your name) and I bet I can disappoint you in more ways then you can imagine.
A guy I knew in school told me that, no shit, his dad used this at bars and ended up married after a bit to a girl that actually responded positively to it: "Hey, you're hot, wanna fuck?"
"When i see you my balls get all tingly"
I’m attempting to have as much random, anonymous sex with as many different partners as possible, for science. Would you be willing to expand the frontiers of science with me? It’s for science, you understand.
Just walk up and shout LOOK OUT and then just start punching yourself in the fucking face.
>pick up lines are pointless.. Making them laught helps though...
That said I'm guessing this is just for kicks so....
Hey I got ** inches that sais you'll fall in love after one go
You are so hot your orbiters has orbiters
Who's got 2 thumbs 3 holes and all my attention? You do..
Do you know CPR? Cause seeing you just made my heart stop.
I'm from the future, come with me if you want to fuck.
Damn... My dick has never been this hard....
Hey you said worst.... That's worst haha