I'm drunk as fuc right now.
87 determines what i do.
kill your self
Kill self
Kill self
>>686703943
Cut off your big toe.
an hero
kill your self
>>686704207
Reroll
Rip off a fingernail
>>686704207
Again
Burn both of your nipples with a candle then have the person nearest to you lick them to cool them off.
>>686704207
>>686704307
Third time and I'm outta here.
Liposuction
Find random sex on Craigslist
hehehe
>>686704491
the fiuck dude is wrong with you
>>686704578
Hopefully he's dyslexic
Drop something that weighs 20+ pounds on your bare toe
Toothpick under toenail, kick wall
Eat a banana then shove another banana up your butt to retrieve other banana. Film it and upload on youtube with title "saving Private Banana"
go to bed
>>686704927
Reroll
Lay on your back, and stick a birthday candle in your belly button. Grab a piece of deli meat coated with salt and put it directly on the middle of your stomach. Light the candle and rub your finger against the deli meat in a counter clockwise motion. Take a photo when your hair raises up from the static electricity. ( result will be similar as when you rub a balloon again your head)
>>686705189
So Close also reroll
>>686705189
So close. Reroll.
>>686705373
Kek wtf. Rolling for this
Step 1 >Wrap your dick in cheese
Step 2 >Go to Walmart or any large convinence stop open nearby
Step 3 >Disrobe of everything but socks and cheese dick
Step 4 >Run through store yelling that a Man dressed as a rat kidnapped you and sexually abused you by eating cheese off your penis
Eat a jar of mayo. Rollz Royz
>>686705672
kek, roll
>>686703943
Put condom filled with mayo in your ass then pop it when it's fully up your ass
>>686705672
>>686705373
>>686705006
>>686704491
>>686704207
If 87, first person to get dubs picks out of these
Throw your TV in the road as hard as you can.
Molest the nearest person to you
>>686705672
roll
Go to sleep. Wake up not asking on 4chan to get some dumb fucking number to decide your life choices.
post video of you putting a rose stem up your ass with thorns still on it
Call cops and tell them that Jesus is back from the dead and he's trying to convince you to kill black babies with him. Then proceed to tell them you are joining him at your local convenient store
>>686706333
trips dont count
OP, fuck this guy
Put your dick in the nearest hole you can find
eat a sanwich with no bread
Rob a convenient store
>>686706530
Reroll
>>686706728
Reroll
>>686705672
>>686706530
>>686706716
Do crazy shit at local convenient stores
Kys
Buy a dog
>>686706777
Reroll
buy a cat and name it dog
>>686706845
Reroll
>>686706085
Fuck. Reroll. I like this one
Walk around the streets naked while chronically masturbating to either the nearest woman or pictures of your mother.
>>686706908
reroll
Fuck a prostitute
buy five pet snakes and five pet guinea pigs and find out who the last to survive is
>>686706925
reroll
>>686706938
Reroll
>>686706976
reroll
>>686706997
reroll
>>686703943
Why don't you go fuck off, Randy, you cheeseburger eating fuck.
>>686707039
rollre
Have a fap then go to sleep.
Post pictures of your dick in 4chan
>>686703943
Start drinking lots of water and replenish electrolytes
Eat and drink every single item in your refrigerator.
>>686707071
Roll
Tell your local bum you wanna challah him to a fight and if he wins you'll give him 1000$
If 87, change number to 88
Burn down a church
Find out where waldo is and write me a 3 page double spaced essay as to why I had you go on such an important task. MLA format is fine.
Kidnap your neighbors pet
Rape a 15 years old
>>686707187
WINRAR
>>686707187
Holy shit, I won.
Set a car on fire on your street
Suicide bomb the nearest federal building
>>686707187
Lame win
>>68670718
No u
>>686707292
That doesn't count as a reroll
>>686707187
Deliver OP. Let's see that cock
Lick some mushrooms
>>686707187
>>686707292
Doesn't count as a reroll you weren't rerolling
Also reroll for
>>686707300
>>686707551
Fuck you OP. Let's see your dick
Throw a Molotov cocktail at some guys house
Do a drive by shooting in a black neighborhood
>>686707690
Not Op
Reroll for
>>686707300
Post your cock op
Take a shit outside your house
>>686707842
Reroll
Drink more booze
Buy 200 copies of this album on Amazon and put them in people's mailboxes around your neighborhood.
Order dominoes
Kill yourself
self suck with pics
Pierce ear
Make a sandwich with no mayo or mustard
Take the toaster with you into the bathtub
Eat glass
try to fuck ur mum
Go to the ghetto part of town as a klansman
