ITT: things you like that you would never admit to IRL
I wanna fuck my boyfriend in the ass with a strapon
I curl my toes when I cum.
>>686702352
your mom
I like to jerk off in the bathroom at work because the sound of other guys shitting makes me hard, and i like the smell
That i have automotive "carburetor fucker" shots of my truck...videos of fingering the throttle body and stuff...
>>686702562
Why wouldn't admit to that IRL?
>>686702472
Why dont you just use your dick?
That I am on 4 chan. Don't wanna be associated with you faggots in real life
Back to back episodes of The Powerpuff Girls.
It's so addictive. http://www.toon.is/browse-powerpuffgirls-videos-2-date.html
I smell my gfs sweaty panties and yoga pants and rub one out while ahes in the shower after a workout
Ive reached tier 4 furfaggery....ive been saving money for a suit and camera equipment...dont need to explain the rest
>>686703004
this
i dont understand how so many people post their face every day.
I was an informant of a major operation that issued 4 life sentences, 12 terms between 10 and 30 years, and still had to do time.
>>686702472
Tell him. Bet he'd be into it.
I once stuffed my ass with a peeled banana. The banana got inside and tried for a full hour to get it out. Only half of it went out. Or did I used two bananas... I can't remember, I was 14 and now I am 20. Oh, I wasn't very hungry the next day
I really wanna take a hot facial
>>686702352
Loli. Especially the realistic western works.
>>686703202
Real ass dude here as well
>radical neonazi group member, unmarked...getting tattoos is fucking retarded
>stabbed people
>been shot at
I wish we all could be gods hand anon
I sucked my dog's dick, no regrets
>>686703191
Those are the people who are outcast and want to be friends with /b/
The lowest of the low
>>686703559
...rate?....i guess?
>>686703544
Check
>>686703559
Same
>>686703635
I'm not that kind of person, I was 16 and really horny. Bisexual btw
>>686703559
I once tried to stuff a finger on a dog I was taking care of. The bitch was old (12?) so I couldn't find it. Well, I guess I did but I couldn't know it was
>>686703822
Neither am i lol just implying
>>686702352
I like cocks but not men
>>686704115
How the actual fuck does that even work?
>>686704115
Trap lover?
>>686702352
I browse /b/.
I ah...did this irl
>>686704115
futas
>>686702352
i would never admit i had a tooth fetish
or at least not how big it is
>>686703191
>>686703004
Insecure fags, scared your fake friends will leave you once they find out?
Topkek. If you're here you want to be here. Nobody's forcing you to click the daily trap thread, but you still do. You're like niggers ashamed of their skin colour, absolutely disgusting beans.
>>686704115
>le I want to suck cock but consider myself straight closet fag
Kill yourself.
>>686702352
I fucked a gypsy and came down her throat.
>>686704464
Can you spank it to just teeth?
>>686704279
Nope, I just like a nice looking dick. It gives me a boner. I'm not attracted to men in any other way
>>686704215
I guess It's like a fetish or some shit
>>686704532
I don't want to suck any cocks
>>686704633
yes, but they have to fit a particular criteria and i'm quite selective
>>686703559
never sucked a dick but way into bestiality here. Always wanted to find a girl that was also into it.
>>686704727
Just putting this out there...you dont have to reply with a random guys dick pic....dude
I stick my finger in my ass fart then sniff it
>>686702472
I want my girlfriend to fuck me in the ass with a strapon
>>686704868
And then there is this fucker...
I've fucked like 10+ dudes in their ass without a condom and blew my load inside them, then immediately left and never talked to them again.
I've also fucked like 20+ guy's wives/gf's without a condom and filled either their pussy or ass with cum while their click guy watched, half of them lapped up my cum that was dripping out of their girl.
I've somehow never had an std and am still clean, stopped the random casual encounters stuff like two years ago.
Craigslist is one hell of a drug.
>>686704727
No worries bro.
I have a pretty intense cum fetish, I get ragers when I see a huge load.
Zero fucks about the rest of the faggotry, I only like the cum.
>>686704753
lol fetishes never fail to make me chuckle. The possibilities are literally endless.
>>686704855
>>686702562
rekt
>>686705065
In my culture that would be considered haram.
>>686705065
My statement stands...
>>686704753
what the fuck
>>686704753
I got fucked up teeth...rate?
>>686704727
>>686705065
>>686700898
Get your own dick faggot
>>686705188
lmao
>>686705193
my favourite are when the upper and lower canines can't touch each other when they bite down
>>686705280
male or female?
>>686703168
Explain what you want fur bro
>>686705522
Oh yeah, my step sister has decent sized canines and I think it's pretty hot but I could never fap to straight teeth
>>686702352
/b/
What does it fell like to have a dick in your ass? I really wanna take a dick in the ass.
I wouldn't mind having sex with a nice looking ladyboy at least once in my life.
>>686705739
>Straight teeth
Teeth now have a gender
Im fucking done
Goodbye
>>686705634
Making a video mate....just sayin....
>>686705835
Weird... you want to try to squeeze it out. I am not sure how people can like it
>>686702352
I want to die. More than anything else. Even when I'm happy I want to die.
Check out 15 year old girls
Would suck dick if asked, really want to experiment with guys 18-30
Would let basically anybody disease free suck my dick
Fap to pissing
Have alcohol problem
>>686702352
I can easily flip a switch to be a sociopath. The majority of my life I am empathetic, but I have the ability to become cold for extended periods of time.
Well, I'm behind the username "Anonymous" so I guess I'll confess somethings.
>I'm into ovi
>I can quickly and easily get myself off to interracial, but when not masturbating the idea of sex not being between the same race is a pure sin to me. So much so that my dog is a purebred.
>I spent two thousand dollars on a really nice PC set up. Its got a GTX 980. I've owned it for 3 months but the game with the highest graphics intensity i've played since I got it is Gmod. Don't get me wrong, I have GTA V, Chivalry, and plenty of other games this beast can run in my library, but I choose not to.
>>686705926
it's a shame it's pretty much impossible to tell a person's gender by their teeth, not even dentists can do it
Tried to suck my and fuck myself off
Failed
>>686705926
You're fucking stupid dude, I meant that I couldn't look at a picture of straight *UP* just teath, as in a close-up picture of teeth
>>686704522
You just reinforced why I don't want to be associated with you fags.
>>686706519
i'm flexible enough to do it, but my dick is too small
wouldn't suck my dick anyway
>>686706518
>>686706653
You both suffer from nigger autism
>>686706486
Kek.
I have a rig with dual 970s and all that shit, psu died on me like a week after I built it.
Never fixed it, sits in my closet now.
>>686706246
Edgy
>>686702352
I like wearing dresses because they make me feel pretty. I like pretending every one gives me glances and I'm wanted. It makes me feel like a sexy happy girl. It actually changes my mood and mentality drastically. Just dresses though.
But I ain't gay, still into chicks. Would bang one in a dress.
I like looking at people and seeing how much muscle they have, both male and female, and imagining killing and eating them. I feel the more lean the muscle the better the meat.
Maybe something's wrong with me but I am here aren't I?
>>686706852
>implying i didn't get the joke
I watch shemale porn
>>686706978
Stop posting pictures of teeth
You guys want some carb fucker shots?
Had first Gay encounter a few months back and I can say it was awful, I thought I would like having a real cock in my ass but I hated every second of it.
I love sucking dick, but I don't find other men sexually attractive in any way.
Wife pegs me and I love it though...
>>686706246
I am totally empathetic to cats and kids and shit, but if you are older than ~12-15 I could watch you die without issue.
I pretty much don't feel bad for anything shitty that happens to anyone.
>>686702352
My girlfriend has broken up with me multiple times over the last two years, and went on to make out and do everything but sex with other guys. Whenever she tells me shit about her encounters with her most recent fling, I get so jealous and angry that I break things and make holes in walls, and she knows this. What she doesn't know is also how much it turns me on whenever I'm trying to find something to fap to. I've been trying to find a way to suppress the cuck fetish but eh...
>>686707112
Tbh id rather look at teeth than dicks, half the threads on b are dicks
>>686705188
This guy just wabts to see more dicks
>>686707199
I fucked your girlfriend yesterday you cuck faggot
>>686707425
Any sexual interest in chevys?
>>686706050
Why don't you kill yourself?
>>686707477
k e k
>>686707477
>states i dont want to see anymore dicks
>autistic anon thinks i want to see more dicks
>mfw
>>686705020
Like this?
>>686706660
You're one of us. Sooner you realise this sooner you'll be less of a faggot.
>>686707199
Are you me?
>>686705522
post pic of what you like pls
>>686707763
My dubs dont lie
Its called a hidden request
Autism is a horrible go to insult, you autist
>>686706064
>stop drinking
Life dilutes after
>>686707763
Replies are replied to with dicks
>b-but I don't want dicks
Maybe you're just slow
>>686706246
kill yourself you colossally retarded 15 year old
>>686707809
Closer to sergey but rolling
I really want to find that special someone but meanwhile I'm wasting my time banging whores
I wear my mom's panties when I finger myself
>>686702352
Take a vote please????
http://www.strawpoll.me/10338753
>>686704115
Me too anon. Not gay, just like to suck cock.
Pussy is my favorite tho
>>686708085
He went to jihads
>>686707809
rawl cuz bored
>>686708035
>>686707763
>>686707477
>>686705188
Dickposter here. I do also like a woman's nice ass so there's that
>>686705926
I'm quite sure it means the shape.
>>686707782
Too watery and shit, I like it thick.
Like this.
>>686707199
I am so fucking grateful this place hasn't started a cuck fetish in me. I find it pretty pathetic, personally.
>>686708229
yes, we could read too
When I was a teen I murdered the neighbors cat and myriad other wild animals I could find. I slept with severed chickens feet in a bag under my pillow as a child. I had a bone collection for most of my adolescence. I'm afraid someday the behavior will resurface and I'll move onto people. Oh yeah, I helped my foster brothers gang rape my biological sister when I was 8 and she was12.
>>686708035
So if i tell dog owners to stop shitting in my yard or ill fucking snipe that little shit, by talking directly to them means i still want to step in shit....aka your posting right now
>>686708181
Trying to get married?
>>686708321
I am exactly the same as you dude. We need a movement right? like fuck the traps and shit but this shit is good
I cheat on my fiancé with strangers and never ever use a condom.
>>686702642
You are a dirty gross faggot.
>>686704115
>>686703822
nope. If you are a male and like cock, you are a faggot. No questions about it.
>>686708218
I don't suck penis and I never would
>>686708393
No. Not the same. You just like dicks
>>686706978
>implying you dont still have it
>>686708516
Shit son, hit the nail right on the head
>>686708381
I would highly recommend seeking therapy. Someday you are gonna end up doing something fucking nuts. Because you are fucking nuts.
>>686708644
Dubs reconfirm you are a queer
>>686703052
Heard they made the new one into feminist propaganda bullshit.
>>686708516
Oh shit, that sucks. Guess I'll just continue living my life having sex with woman and thoroughly enjoying it, but I'll still be gay while doing it. What a shame.
I like dicks, but everything else about men is a turn off. Does that make me a faggot?
>>686708644
Seriously dude? So if i say i hate oranges...means i fucking love oranges...
>spotlight on this retardation right here
>>686708356
zozzle
>>686708733
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>686703365
TJ is that you?
>>686702547
Doesn't everyone?
>>686702753
Just use ur dick
>>686708819
that's my fav kind of cock
it's small but not tiny, has a nice girth, and looks nice and yummy
>I'm a fag, btw
>>686704983
>>686707809
rolling for igor
>>686708978
>that's my fav kind of cock
>I'm a fag, btw
no fucking shit faggot
>>686707953
posterior open bites like this are my favourite
>>686708875
Sick fuck
>>686703202
Pussy?
>>686708914
I typically feel the same. But unfortunately I'm telling the truth.
>>686708469
Yeah buddy, I just like seeing girls covered in gooey cum. I'm not trying to see chicks with dicks or even really dicks at all. Just copious amounts of cum, thick pearly jizz.
>>686707809
Igors a mad cunt. Roll
>>686708978
I hate it when fags talk like this. Why can't you just say, it's a nice penis? Not "ohhh fug i lobe that juicy yummy cock its so delicous"
>>686709145
Cars?
>>686702352
pewdiepie
>>686709233
If they dont add some flair they dont get the attention they crave that they never got from their fathers
>>686709227
Why wasn't I born in the right body? Console me, /b/
>>686709233
sad about how no one has ever said anything positive about yours, eh?
But, I guess one has to see it before anything is said about it.
>>686709396
Yep
>>686702352
Gwen Stefani
>>686704215
Denial.
>>686709486
I've had my dick sucked by A fag before, first and last gay experience. Saying shit like that is a major turn off
I'm not a fag though
>>686709316
>>686709611
Same....fag?
>>686709486
I haven't posted mine and this >>686709694 isn't me
>>686709675
Exactly
>>686702352
My girlfriend is living with an extremely attractive queer woman. Said woman gets quite affectionate and friendly w me. I fantasize about having threesomes with them a lot, and even wonder if they have the same intentions, for they also get quite touchy and shit. Maybe I'm just a perv, but I like entertaining the thought
>>686709703
No, how is that related?
>>686709694
>I've had my dick sucked by A fag
>A fag = guy
>I've had my dick sucked by a guy
>I'm not a fag though
>>686709233
>being this stuck up sexually
>wow the fag said yummy, so disgusting
how do you talk about pussies you retard
>>686708381
Nah you'll be fine. Fuck therapy.
>>686702760
Cuz she's gross.
Am i the only car fucker here? God damnit...everytime
>>686710078
Oh look it's a shaft. What's to be said shut up and gobble bitch
>>686709929
Mm ok wasnt sure, just the one name post kinda made me think
>>686702352
I browse 4chan.
>>686708875
Its like you were encouraging him by pointing it out.
Like when a girl says dont rape me. She wants it.
You want dick. He provided. Be happy
>>686710078
I don't talk about pussies, I don't go up to my friends or coworkers and say "oy vey look at that sexy ass fine bitch that just walked by holy shit she was fuckin hot mmmm mm yummy yum i want my big ol' dickero inside her right now fuck man." Instead, I take a glance at her, think to myself "Wow she was hot", and then I continue on with my day.
>>686710279
do you hate your mom because of your small penis
>I have to flex my legs when I masturbate otherwise I can't cum
>I planned knife-amok when I was in high school and only decided not to go through because I lost the balisong
>My boyfriend doesn't know I am into snuff porn
My gf isnt into any sort of touching unless its fucking, i like to cuddle so i pretend to go to work somedays and i go and pay prostitutes to hug me
>>686710510
>seeing a random girl on the street
>seeing a dick pic on the internet
same scenario fam
I like girls with dark/tan skin and big brown nipples.
furry porn
>>686710539
No, I hate her because I was born in the wrong body. I wish I had a dick that I could be proud of, something to stroke when I'm bored.
I actually don't mind niggers
>>686710607
are you serious?
>>686710669
What I'm saying is, I don't do that shit no matter the scenario. It's just annoying and pervish
>>686710771
Where the fuck do you live? 1950's Mississippian?
>>686710482
Thats not how life works dude...maybe for the bitch...but not me
>>686710607
Time to dump that bitch
>>686702352
Drag queens. When I stuff a dollar bill in their fake cleavage and they give me a hug, I always get a boner.
I'm the anon who posts the Indian girl who got pounded and dumped by the muscle guy. I love to fap thinking about her getting the shit fucked out of her.
>>686710914
is it the cock rubbing on you
>>686710604
Kill your bf next time you fuck
>>686710879
But you are the bitch
So enjoy that wang, my friend. Dont worry, this site is anonymous.
Nobody will know.
>>686709694
*gets fag blowjob and facials the fag* "no homo"
Can't Tri-force
â–²
▲▲
>>686703052
That's nothing to be ashamed of.
Back in 2003, I was working a job that had long hours. I would often get home so late that Adult Swim was already over, and Cartoon Network was back to showing Cartoon Cartoons. I watched a lot of Dexter and Courage, but the Powerpuff Girls were my absolute favorite.
Keep in mind that I was a grown-ass manfaggot at this time.
>>686711114
You have to be baiting dude....no fucking way....i got baited that bad...fucking killing myself now
>>686711114
Newfag failing at quints
>>686711262
you have nothing to prove to us man, its k
>>686707578
I got shit to do, man
>>686711262
Oh god that was fun. Gg m8
>>686711005
That... may have happened once or twice.
One time, a cute trap actually stuck a hand in my pants. But it was in Florida so I figured that was normal.
>>686702352
I browse 4chan.
>>686711262
My question is, why the fuck did you care so deeply? Literally all you had to do was stop replying you fucking retard
>>686710909
>Social media the very next day
>ANON IS A DICK PIECE OF SHIT DUMPING ME I HATE HIM NOBODY SHOULD DATE HIM HE'S ABUSIVE AND LIKES WEIRD PORN
>>686711445
Ac unit release me from my baited hell
>>686711528
Nice 28 beginnerqueer
>>686711429
not when ur ded
>>686711566
That's disgusting, Ted.
>>686705020
>>686708321
>>686708469
>>686709213
So were just three with this exact fetish?
I frequently masturbate to blacked and am skittish around black people because of it.
>>686711621
What the fuck? You replied to a comment that I wrote but it doesn't say (you)
>>686707999
>Dam son
>>686711625
Dew it
>>686704855
Kek
i photoshop my girl friends faces on nudes, my best friends gfs, my friends, etc
if i have their facebook and theyre hot, i have the fakes, literally just because i can
>>686702352
I actually like this person's music.
Most of it is themed around Undertale and the fanbase is cancer but fuck that is good shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJSmc19NSgI
Things I hate my self for and would never reveal to anyone
>jack off a lot to traps
>normal porn barely gets me hard
>like fluffy abuse
>jacked it to bdsm, fur (straight and gay), gay, alien?, nigger porn
>(other than to my other white power friends) all niggers deserve to die
>have made dildos and anal beads
>used the aforementioned a lot
>wore bra and panties
>tried my cum
>watermelon crushing porn
>mfw white boi in rednek south
>>686711816
No (You) for you nigger!
>>686712082
lol I do this too and I text it to people they know from fake number apps
>>686712150
You are fucked
>>686712082
I've done this. Mostly because I feel like I could fuck her friends but.. it would just backfire completely. I wish she was at least bi and had another girl to add.
>>686707578
Other guy wasn't me.
And I don't know, I guess just for the sake of routine and not wanting my mom to think she's a failure. For awhile I was trying to find ways to make it look like an accident. Thought about just driving off a cliff or jumping in front of a car, but I don't want to fuck someone over as I go.
Now days I just sit in depression and hate my life wishing I was dead most days, and the few days I find happiness watch is get shattered by some bullshit.
All this to say, most days I wish I was just dead. I wish some car would just hit me or some guy just shoot me or something just crush me.
>>686712177
to heck?
Just the porn I watch, but that's my fucking business not yours, nigger.
>>686710960
Sauce?
>>686712487
YOU'RE A BAD NOODLE
>>686707809
Rollin
>>686712729
NOT A GOLD STAR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
u would know a lot about stupid stars wouldn't you? xd
>>686707809
rolling b
>>686712415
I know it
>one of the farmers near me nearly killed his kid and kids friend because they were watching gay porn
>everyone is super Christian (I.e. You don't go to any Christian church and you are going to hell, porn = hell and public shaming)
>mfw I have to interact with niggers and religious shitheads daily
>>686712906
I wish I knew a girl who recognized that reference. I'd probably put a yellow froot loop on her finger right away.
>>686713078
dont worry trumps gonna make everything great again
I want to fuck my cousin who just became a mother and has a boyfriend. She and I fooled around when we were younger which is why I even think about this at all.
>>686713443
she still thinks about you
>>686702352
Incest porn
Malaria, AIDS, ect..
>>686707809
rollin
>>686713078
Damn dude sounds like some deep south and/or bible belt shit-tier state to me.
I'm from new england and one time I stayed a week with my gf's family in Atlanta. Holy. Shit.
>>686713290
BECAUSE YOU ARE ONE! XDDDDDddd
Yeah spongebob was my all-time favorite as a kid. I'm sure there are women out there who would get the reference
>>686702547
Evryone does that, nigga.
>>686702352
Katawa Shoujo, Everlasting Summer, elf girl hentai and gruesome personal revenge fantasies.
>>686713954
Rednecks in Atlanta? I have never seen this. Lived it Georgia all my life
>>686712666
Don't have the pics right now.
Taking toilet paper and start spinning it around like an autist.
>>686702352
Anime and the /b/ board
>>686710960
Yo, Satan >>686712666 wants it- you provide mang..
I get a personal satisfaction from torturing insects and dominating (not sexually) dogs.
>>686704983 living life
>>686713954
New England is heaven compared to shit tier religious places
>>686713955
Most of the spongebob memes on fb have tons of girls comments but I doubt they ever watched the show. It's not even on anymore.
>>686702352
I once sucked my cousins dick and licked his asshole while we were kids
He did the same to me
It's the thing I'm most ashamed about
I think he forgot
>I didn't
>>686703191
Because the world is bigger than you think, and no one is out to get you. You can post your face anonymously and there's nothing these fags can do. Watch this.
men.
women are pretty cool too, but damn.
it's funny because whenever I make a thread here and someone calls me a fag, they're not really lying.
>>686704983
I have been trying to convince my gf to fuck other guys for 4 years. She always says she will but never does.I don't understand how you could have a free pass to fuck whoever you want and not do it.
On another note, we have had several threesomes with my best friend (basically he fucks her and I watch) and they were probably my favorite sexual experiences ever. He always came deeper in her pussy than i could ever dream of (he is about 8.5 inches and really thick, and I am about 4 inches) and she always enjoyed the fuck out of it. She really got off to him cumming that deep in her, and loved feeling his massive cock in her. But for some reason, she hasn't found anyone else to have sex with yet.
>>686715329
Fucking BOB?
>>686715329
>my sweet cop car I bought at auction
>>686715392
Kill yourself
>>686703191
You don't honestly believe any of those are people's actual photos, do you?
>>686705065
Damn, anon. Good for you.
I would date a very feminine male (crossdresser) if I was single.
Never been interested in men at all by the way.
Only one person has made me feel like I would be happy with someone like that too. His personality and looks make me a happy person.
>>686713684
Man I hope so I moved literally right down the street from her recently and her relationship is rocky I'm hoping to get close with her again just to see what happens.
>>686704464
Preference for male, or female? Or does it not matter.
>>686704727
I kinda a little understand this--am 100% homo guy but have a fascination with what eating pussy is like--yet no other part of women is remotely attractive to me, in fact gross.
But, "fascination" is not the same as being turned on.
>>686702352
I am sexually aroused by tiles and tile patterns.
>>686715777
well that's cool. what ethnicity?
>>686716071
kek
>>686708495
Kys
>>686702352
I've cheated on my fiancee with several different women in the 4 years we've been together. And I currently started a relationship with a girl nearly half my age.
I'm going to hell, aren't I?
>>686702352
recording hidden cam vids
>>686705175
That's why your "culture" is fucked up. A penis is "haram"? Just chop them all off then.
>>686715154
I didn't forget me and my cousin either
pretty sure we both remember
>>686716011
Kek funny you should say that, only a very specific type of pussy in a certain position/shot is attractive to me. Otherwise I find it just looks gross
I wanna be your bf
>>686716527
thanks
>>686715392
C U C K
U
C
K
can't disobey quads >>686715555
>>686710607
Wow that's sad. I'd hug you, no homo.
I have a fart fetish.
Was on school but and all 8th grade I'd sit across the other seat from the same girl and jerk off she'd watch she almost touched it once but she was to shy I guess
I am secretly a jar of pickles.
>>686705522
Does toothbrushing turn you on? Sometimes it does for me if it's someone I'm attracted to...but "I detest the smell or taste of toothpaste so can't stand to kiss someone who has just brushed their teeth.
>>686705926
I believe he meant whether the owner of the teeth is male or female.
>>686706012
At first, it hurts like hell on that inner sphincter that keeps your shit from falling out, but if you an get that to relax, the pain goes away, and suddenly there is a satisfying "fullness".
For men, of course, it massages the prostate which is way more intense than any other way to orgasm. I don't quite know why women liked being ass-fucked, though.
>>686716156
>I'm going to hell, aren't I?
Yeah but you will have a good time to get there
>>686706519
Literally every male on the planet past puberty has tried that, please play again.
