Hello /b/.
I am here to ask you a simple question.
Do you pee sitting down, or standing up?
PD: Obviously sitting down is the superior way, if you ask me.
>>692826163
at home I sit because its comfy, everywhere else I stand
this is the best way to do it, if anyone does it different they idiots
stand.
the only time I sit while pissing is when im taking a shit
>>692826341
OP here, exactly.
If it's not my house, I might consider it.
>>692826651
OP here, but what if you want to take a shit while peeing?
Have you ever taken a shit without pissing? not at the same time of course.
ITT: women
>>692827147
I think so. Just after I stop pissing, then I take a shit. But I mostly shit & piss at the same time.
i stand up when i piss because im not a sissy faggot
>>692826163
I stand because I'm a man, not some effeminate millennial faggot.
FFS. Seriously.
Piss in sink
>>692827643
Oh I'm sorry Mr. Manly man, have fun with your filthy ass, pissed filled bathroom.
If that's the only way to show your masculinity, then you're truly the fag here.
Stand only because I don't like my dick plunging his head into toilet water.
>>692826163
I stand up to pee and to shit. I am a honey badger.
>>692826163
I do both. If I'm about to shit, I sit then piss. If not, I'll stand like a mammal
I always piss sitting down, unless there's a urinal. Sitting down is more comfy and you have more control
Sitting and wearing my trap gear. It feels so hot that I can barely pee because of getting hard.
>>692828091
Fair enough.
Wearing lumberjack shirts and stupid fucking beards does not make up for the fact that the latest generation is made up of fucking faggots like OP.
I sit down. Why the fuck would you stand when you can sit.
>>692826163
Guys pee standing up, until they get real old, and their pee stream is nothing but a dribble. Then, after pissing all over their legs too many times, they figure out that sitting down is the only sensible option.
>>692828977
And peeing standing up is somehow more manly?
Why, grandpa?
sit at home
stand everywhere else
>>692829265
If you have to ask you can never understand.
Stand, unless i have to shit as well then i sit
Sit where possible
Stand when surrounded by faggotry
Sitting is the healthiest, for the prostate. You get a much more complete emptying of the bladder, too, so it's great for bladder health.
sit. and i'm straight. sucked cocks and took it in the ass, to EXPERIMENT.
definitely sit.
depends. if Im out I stand but my gf says I have to sit down to pee at home
>>692827643
Even sissy faggots stand. Only women sit down to piss
>>692826163
It depends. I pee mostly when i'm home but if so then i'll take my shirt off, and listen a bit radio same obviously applies for taking a dump
Pic related could be just a tad bit more bellyfat
>>692826163
Standing up. Especially during shower pee.
>>692826341
>>692826163
my niggas
>>692826163
Standing is best.
>>692826163
Sitting down. It's comfy and there is not that much piss to clean
>>692826163
I only pee in cups so i have to stand up
You guys are idiots. I pee while doing handstands, exclusively.
>>692827865
yeah, I piss in sink more than toilet, so I stand up
Every time I sit down on the toilet my dick hits the porcelain inside the bowl or even sometimes gets water on it. I hate sitting on the toilet.
What about taking off all my clothes when I'm about to shit? It's a subconscious way of saying shits about to get real. Does anybody else do this?
if i'm inside, i sit down to pee, because i don't like piss particles flying all over and onto my shoes, or my pants, or my floor, or the walls
if i'm outside, of course i'm peeing standing up
>>692830145
*whip cracks*
None of the people in this thread have any dignity
>>692830911
>>692830145
Jesus.
I despair.
>>692829701
Or you just can't come up with an answer.
Just one, I'll understand. I'll not agree, but I'll respect it.
>>692830911
I take my shirt down because I get hot when I shit
>>692827920
i could probably strangle you with 2 fingers lol
>>692830145
I had a girl tell me that once. I turned 360° and moonwalked out of her apartment and never spoke to her again.
>>692827865
Same here
>>692828091
I never got this 'murica filled-with-water toilet thing.
I never get my dick on the water.
Enjoy your ass splashed with shitty water
>>692826341
millenials... you faggots would rather have your dicks touch the inside of the bowl than pissing as you are supposed to
>>692826163
I pee sitting down most times, I prefer it that way however I feel like a fucking fairy every time, which I also am.
>>692826163
sit down, just for cleanliness. I have to clean my bathroom so I don't want urine and dried splashes getting everywhere.
>>692832471
faggot
>>692832300
someday, when you grow up,
well, no, i don't have much faith you'll survive that long, nevermind
>>692832728
another beta faggot who thinks hes funny and has probably never seen a vagina
>>692832635
Don't cut yourself with all that edge
>>692833018
dont slip into the toilet bowl when you sit down to piss sissy
>>692832859
t. millennial
>>692826163
If I have to piss once I wake up, then I sit because I will fall over. I also sit and piss while I take a shit.
All the other times, including in public, I stand like a king on a mountain and spray into the urinal.
But wot if u need 2 shit n piss? Is it an endless paradox of roley poleying on the toilet?
standing means you still live with your mother and don't have to clean the toilet/bathroom by yourself. Also the bathroom stinks so much more. Indeed very manly, marking the territory.
Sitting is so much more comfy (and of course much cleaner)
But when your away, standing is fine.
>>692833145
t. skinny virgin
>>692833565
*You're
>dickhead
>>692827010
well my friend there a multiple ways around this problem, the first, is to stop urinating, pull down your trousers, CONTINUE your piss and shit at the same time, OR, FINISH your piss then instantly drop your pants and polish one off, those are my methods when i am in this predicament
>>692832300
Not with the right technique. Also when you pee standing up = piss everywhere, unless of course you've never ejaculated before in your entire life.
>>692833821
See figure A
>>692833547
>>692831330
>>692826163
The more important question /b/ is
Do you wipe your ass off standing or sitting?
>>692834173
How the fuck would you wipe while standing
>>692834255
not being a fat fuck and your ass cheeks touch?
Standing if i'm in a hurry to leave the bathroom and go back to something, sitting if i'm just looking for nice calm relief.
I'm also a shy pisser in public, every little sound i hear while trying to start the faucet irritates me and makes me lock up, usually it's easier if i'm sitting down. Fucking beta i know, can't really control it though
>>692834315
Do some people legit wipe while standing?
>>692826163
I pee standing, sit to shit. The opposite of how Euro trash does it.
>>692834490
Eurotrash? Have you ever been to sny decent countries in europe? So pathetic when people think they are supperior to others
>>692834456
I do. It's not because i think it's better, it's because that's just what i did growing up and i assumed it was normal because nobody ever told me it was better sit down. I've tried wiping sitting down and it's just hard to make a habit of, definitely seems more beneficial theoretically but to anybody who's a decent wiper it doesnt matter
>>692827773
Pissing standing implies having a dick. Hence why millennial faggots sit to piss.
>>692834666
Interesting i never knew that was a thing people did
>>692827865
Same, especially when visiting other people's homes.
it depends entirely on how drunk i am
>>692834741
this.
>>692834173
I hover and wipe my asshole. It's impossible to sit completely down and wipe. Unless you lean forward and tocuh the fucking ground with your forehead and wipe your shitter.
>>692834661
I've been to most of them. Lot of squat-shitters there, even in the "decent" ones.
>>692832300
WOW SO MANLY
WEW LED
>>692832859
what do you mean with beta?
>>692831888
so u did a full circle maybe re-check your degrees.
>>692834173
i stand since i find it easier to wipe like that
>>692835638
If he hadn't done a full circle, moonwalking would not have taken him out of the apartment. But you did think you were smarter than he was for a moment, and that's what matters.
>>692831151
Remove only your shirt?
Try this shit at home friendo's. When you next shit, pull one leg out of your pants. It'll be the comfiest shit you've ever taken.
>>692834173
My mom wipes me
Pretty much the only time I sit is at night when I don't want to wake the gf up by turning on the bathroom light.
It's obviously better for your health to pee standing up. There are many germs, and STDs in a toilet bowl. Every time you sit on a toilet to shit or piss, your dick touches the inside of the toilets rim.
Why expose yourself unnecessarily to these STDs and bacteria? Piasong standing up reduces your risk.
>>692837094
How clumsy are you that your dick hits the rim whenever you sit down?
>>692837094
What cesspit of a toilet are you using? Out in public I usually stand because the toilets in most public washrooms are coated in piss, shit and who knows what else, but at home I sit every time.
>On two occasions I've been there when someone dropped their phone into the urinal trying to use their phone and piss at the same time, it's hilarious.
>>692837457
Do you hold your your dick from touching the toilet rim when taking a dump? Kind of hard to use your phone at the same time, no?
>>692838814
You prove my point. Also...when you have visitors over to your house, do you make sure to sanitize your toilet seat and rim before using it again?
>>692826163
I'm 23, I piss in the bowl regardless of the situation, party of at the in laws house PISS directly into the bowl, it's like the un-written law of being Male, if you can't piss into the bowl at any house you are a fucking pussy, it's like a hand shake if you don't have a strong grip you are a trap faggot.
>>692832269
where do you shit? in an outhouse?
>>692840946
when I'm at other people's houses, I piss in the sink
>>692841359
I like you, a risk taker.
The only time I sit down to piss is after a night of drinking. Then I tend to pass out there on the toilet. Makes things easier because when I wake up later I just crawl into the bath tub and turn on the water.
I have a phobia of restrooms so I usually carry a nalgene bottle around with blue plastic so that people dont see that its piss and just think im carrying around water or gatorade. I've never had a girlfriend so I don't have to worry about the risk of someone asking to drink from my piss bottle
