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This thread is cursed.
If you post in it, you will become a woman when you wake up tomorrow.
So don't post in it.
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too bad i got immunity cat on my side, wouldve loved to be a woman so i could wear cute girly shit.

i could be a trap but im not fucking gay.
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calling bullshit
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Fag op
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>>693496977
Life on easy mode, here I come!
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>>693496977
please let the curse be true
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Idc I'm a bottom anyways
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yees please
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Plis bi tru
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Sweet
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>>693496977
If only.
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Make me a hot one
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*sigh* it's worth a try
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>>693496977
OK I WON'T POST, TO LATE FAG
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ez pz
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>>693497723
STILL POSTING ASS LICKER
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I'd offer to suck the dick of anyone who replies to this post after my transformation, but anyone who replies won't have a dick tomorrow.

What a dilemma.
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Fuckit
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Wish me luck
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>>693496977
POSTING
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>>693497168
this tbh
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jokes on you i want to
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>>693496977
That would be too nice
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Heres hoping
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>>693497408
This
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plz
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Great bait op
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My body is ready.
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Thank
God
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Hope
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>>693496977
hope so
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>>693497826
You can suck on their boobs. Its not the same but its a start.
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What if i was already a woman
WTF OP?
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>>693496977
Hope it actually works
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Rebel I am
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Can it make my heart go out in my sleep instead?
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can i
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>>693498412
You in California? I'll fuck yoy like the woman you want to be (srs)
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Oops better not post...
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>>693498419
But I intend to be a straight woman. I don't want to do any lesbo crap.
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>>693496977
image source?
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Wew
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Oh nooo I sure hope I don't get Cursed.
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>>693496977
Fuck off with this shit
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Haha. Oh no i dont want this! ;)))
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what if i am a woman?
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>>693496977
>tfw only in my dreams
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Let me be a girl please
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>>693496977
i want to be whore
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>>693496977

Life would be easier as a woman.
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I wish.
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Sure man sure
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>>693497202
shit whats his name again? pelle penn or? fuck
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Pls
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>>693498546
sorry man
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>>693498779
Same
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>693498561
Best you can do is make a thread tomorrow and offer then.
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Best not be lying OP.
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If I become a girl I can take 3 cocks at a time and not be ashamed of taking it at all. Too bad this is bullshit
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>>693499041
sauce for pic?
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>>693496977
I want easy mode.
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What path are you girls gonna go for?

>Find a nice man and be mongamous
>Be a total slut and fuck every dick you can see
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>>693497408
Haha, player 60 joined
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This thread is gay.
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>>693496977
pls
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that would be cool to be a girl
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>>693499430
Its not gay when you are a woman.
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http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph563039f048d26
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>>693499625
this is true
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wait a minute is this real?

sounds too good to be true.

i've always wanted to be a girl. I've been a guy for 28 years now. tired of it. I need a change... a sex change.

beam me up, scotty - i'm ready
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>>693496977
You best not be lying
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>>693499816
same
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Oh man i sure hope this thread is fake... Heh... Ehhhh...
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Why not, I'll give it a go
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>>693496977
oh no
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>>693497723
FAGGO
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pls
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But where would my penis disappear to, anon?
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Pls be true
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So your saying if we post here life will go on easy mode?
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>>693497408
This
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>>693496977
Looking forward to all that BBC out there.
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>>693497723
Eh, w/e
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No sorry
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post more rise
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I wish to be the little girl
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Only one way to find out if it's true.
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>>693499977
The penis fairy will take it and give it a good home.
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>>693496977
jbjb
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>>693500182
*homo
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>>693500156
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Fuck yeah.

Hopefuly I bevome someone's Baby factory bitch
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My whole life I've been jealous of women. Jealous of their clothes, jealous of their soft voices, jealous of their bodies, jealous of their beauty products, jealous of their roles in the home, jealous of the kind of attention they get, jealous of the items marketed to them. So yeah, I'm down with this curse. Being a woman is my number one want in life.
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Oops..
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ok
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please
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Make me pretty pls
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I want to wake up and look stunning
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If i was a girl, i would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so i would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developd dead fetus, then i would take the fetus, put it in a jar of presrvative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house, and i would do it until i had so many that the rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses, then i would have a kid and when they're bad i would make them sit in the fetus room.
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i don't have immunity cat with me anymore and i'm still fairly certain this is fake, so if it isn't i get what i deserve
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>>693496977
pretty please
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>>693496977
You say that like it's something I don't want
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Why not, ill give it a go
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K
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Cool
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I wish
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post
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>>693497408
This
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>>693496977
yes please
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>>693496977
post
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>>693496977
ohno
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why not
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>>693497408
Das
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I want this to happen to me.
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Do it faggot
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>>693497408
joining!
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>>693496977
Damn immunity cat i hope this still works
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>>693496977
bs
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pls make an woman
thank
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>>693496977
Like I give a damn.
I'll be a trap. :^)
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I'm half wimmins op.
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Please do
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>>693500680
Hahaha wtf
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Damn
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>>693496977
sounds fun
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>>693497408
Sign me up
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>>693496977
fuck you
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>>693496977
Fag
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Bullshit
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>>693501679
your'e telling me you haven't seen that before?
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>>693496977
faggots
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>>693496977
Please god, :( let me be a sissy girl :3
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ain't true betting on it.
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>>693496977

fuck yeah
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>>693501925
Haha no anon. Though this has inspired me to no avail.
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>>693496977
I'll believe it when I see it.
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>>693501958
You don't need to be a girl, your feminine penis is special.
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>>693496977
ocme at me curse.
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>>693496977
dubs give me hope!
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Post
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>>693502551
Even the most feminine penis in the world won't let me get pregnant or give birth. I want a vagina, thank you.
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Don't believe in this. But still trying.
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>>693496977
i wish...
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>>693497168
Is it normal to want to be a girl and wear cute girly shit at a non-homosex man?
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Only quads speak true
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>>693496977
Ooops
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Let me have sweet dreams tonight, OP.
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You promise?
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>>693497408
ayo
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Whatever
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>>693502960
Nah, half the reason I play females in video games is the armour that only girls can wear. You can't put a dress on a dude, but you can put badass armour on a woman
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>>693496977
Try it faggot.
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>>693502960
>>693503448
Whoops, meant it's not abnormal
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I am ready to wake up with a twat!
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pls
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>>693496977

Please!
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>>693496977
yeh, right
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>>693497408
Same
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K
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>>693496977
I post in this thread every time I see it.
Life is too cruel to allow this to occur.
I began drinking at 3 after twelve today, only so I could tell myself I waited until afternoon
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>>693496977
Oh no
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:^)
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おなちゃんおちんちんたべます。
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>>693496977
Fuck you, OP. I got the psychic rotweiller on my side.
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Try it
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Yes let this be true
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why not
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>>693496977
aight, let's do this
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>>693496977 Ah hell why not
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>>693496977
calling bullshiet
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pls
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>>693496977
OK thanks for the advice
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>>693497168
Immunity cat should let positive effects pass. If you still doubt it then get premium protection. Free protection is crap anyways.
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>>693497408
only if your not a ugly fat girl...
only hot guys turn into hot girls..

ugly loser fat guys turn into ugly loser girls who smell bad and are fat.
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>>693496977
oh noooooooooo
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Who are you calling a newfag, newfag. I've been here since the start of summer, i've seen every rekt, trap and ylyl thread there is too see. Rekt is nothing to me, I eat CP for breakfast and you cry about it, yeah, thats right friendo, I know everything about CP now, you're lucky i'm behind a computer or i'd beat your ass from what I learned in /fit/, looks like i'll just have to hack the shit out of you then pussy. Me a newfag? I'm almost an oldfag and you are just a piece of shit wonna be. I'm gonna doxx you so hard kid, i'll find out where you live in 2.5 seconds and fuck your mom while you're downstairs in the basement eating chicken tendies and getting fatter and fatter, fatty. You're gonna regret saying that, pussy, I have seen screenshots of all the classic threads on /b/, you don't even know son.
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who knows, maybe it'll work?
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yes plz
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>>693497421
I fucking hope it's true.
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>>693497826
A different type of girl
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I love cum in my mouth
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>>693499625
So this thread is trans?
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Please
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I can only get off to porn by imagining I'm in the woman's place.

I prefer MMF, gangbang, bukkake, orgy, or any multiple men/one woman scenarios because it makes self-inserting as the girl feel better.
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Plz
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>>693496977
I'll have to wait a day more because it's already "the next day"
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quds git
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I want to become a woman.
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>>693504508
off by... kys
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>>693496977
I wish
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>>693496977
Kek
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doubt it but eh, my mom's died like 5 times to those pictures, how much can this hurt?
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Ez immunity cat
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>>693496977
Need a way to get out of crippling debt. Here we go!
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>>693504669
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Just checking in to be a girl tomorrow
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OH NOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>693504178
Fat girls still have it easier then fat guys.
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>>693497723
Kys
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>>693496977
Easy life inc?
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>>693496977
muh fetish
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>>693497723
srsly stop
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>>693496977
You need this more then i do.
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Ok
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wut
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Ehh
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Please let this be real, If you guys were to wake up and look like any female vidya character who would it be and why

>Mei from Overwatch
>Chubby Asian grill
>With Glasses
>Looks clumsy

Overall I'm just really attracted to her
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>>693504167
Protect me evil kitter
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ive always wondered what a female orgasm feels like
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>>693496977
i want it so bad
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>>693505633
samus, athletic and fucking hot
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I want to be a girl please op
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>>693496977
Nothing To lose
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>>693496977
my time has come
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>>693505686
Either females can't hold their shit or it's much better than male orgasms.
>tfw you have never moaned during orgasm
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>>693497421
amen
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>>693505783
Would be my 3rd choice, next would be Laura Croft. But after all Mei is Bae
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Oops.. I posted
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orly?
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Well then...
Lets hope i get to suck some dick!
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Kek
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>>693504167
Protect me evil kitter
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>>693505982
You can do it already, fag.
I'm posting here in hopes to become elsbian
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>>693505633
Honestly, Yukari. She's got this average slutty demeanor that I'd love to have as a girl.

Also, I hope I can be a high school girl after the curse. I want to be known across the school as being an easy lay and fuck the whole football team.
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Oh ok
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>>693496977
nice
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>>693504167
Protect me evil kitter
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lol vagina
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>>693505104
It seems your e key is broken, anon!
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wish me luck
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Ok
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please
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Please dooooo
I am already close to being a trap.
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already moist
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>>693496977
please
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>>693496977
Beep boop, now I won't have to poop
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Yeah
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i hope im a beautiful woman
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i'm already a woman but i'm 5'10, please please please let posting in this thread turn me into the manlet i was meant to be.
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Yay
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Ayyy
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>>693505633
Magic Knight from Disgaea. Casting magic and hacking shit up with a sword while looking good doing is what I want.
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Just in case
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Bs
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Fuck yeah
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plz no
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Well ok then.
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>>693496977
Welp, I'll give it a try
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inb4 you will mentally become a woman

ayy
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>>693496977
I wish this worked for once.
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Plz
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>>693496977
Meh
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pretty please
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>>693496977
yes
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inb4 you will mentally become a woman

ayyy
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Pls
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Let me wake up and be my waifu Mei
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>>693507132
>implying anyone in this thread was mentally a man
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>>693497666
Hi satan
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Lol
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Wish it is true.
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>>693500680
holy fuck
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