YELLOWSTONE IS GOING TO EXPLODE THIS SUMMER!
HAWAII WAS ONLY THE START -- EVERYTHING IS CONNECTED!
GET YOUR SHIT PREPARED, THE EARTH IS GOING TO HAVE A BAD TIME!
Fuck you I am moving to Idaho and your bullshit volcano can eat a dick.
>>769219767
good, hit me with everything you have I have no fear of death.
>>769220543
You should get prepared, anon. It's starting to hit all the news.
>>769219767
Nothing will happen. As always.
>>769220764
Read >>769220668 you delusional mongoloid.
>>769220668
Oh shit
>>769220799
You should be worried about your weekly school shootings, Incel terrorism in general or Trump starting a war with Iran.
Some imaginary vulcanoe is not a real thing to be worried about.
>>769221073
Retard.
You just know soneone will blame Trump for Yellowstone blowing.
>>769221224
I'm more interested in waiting to see how badly he fucks up our disaster relief when it happens.
>>769221224
Everybody knows already he is too dumb to have any part in it.
>>769221224
As soon as it blows up he will find a way to blame it on the emails or obamacare
>>769221089
Will there be an America after the Yellowstone eruption renders large portions of North America uninhabitable?
Before that hapoens i have enough time to suck as many bbc as i can cause i am a liberal and know that african male will dominate the world
>>769221729
there is plenty of space in canada and alaska
>>769219767
Oh shut the fuck up, and put your tin-foil hat back on.
>America dies
>Rest of the world has its first year of world peace
Fuckin, pop already dammit
>>769219767
hope california sinks
>>769221729
United States will be completely destroyed by ash and rapture powers from the massive supereruption.
The Earth will cool, shifting to another small ice age, rendering the planet inhabitable for 60-70% species.
The biggest worry is that with US gone, the Ruskies will probably take over the world dominance and everyone's going to have a pretty bad time.
>>769221729
It will largely depend on the readiness of the military, I'd imagine.
>>769221928
> Rapture power
Topkek
>>769221928
>rendering the planet inhabitable for 60-70% species.
now you're exaggerating, it's just one volcano it's not like the smoke can cover the entirety of the globe
>>769221330
Omg you havent even faced disaster and are already jizzing your anti trump crap expecting shit disaster relief, I hope no relief comes Fuck California. Fuck liberals. and go play in traffic
>>769221928
>rapture powers
>inhabitable
>take over the world dominance
Go Einstein, share your great wisdom
>>769221912
ew, you are one of >those people
>>769222041
It's not just a one volcano. It's a supervolcano. Things like that caused in the past mass extinctions up to 97% of all lifeforms on Earth. Yellowstone is one of those big babies.
Read up on this something more, for example Mt. Helens is just a volcano. Yellowstone would be like 100 thousand Mt. Helens erupting at the same time. The caldera is enormous and the explosion is going to be cataclysmic.
>>769222092
The good news is that if the U.S. even exist after the eruption that republicans will lose their electing power as their voter base in the flyover states will either be killed outright in the initial blast or die soon thereafter. We'll miss you at first.
>>769222157
Those sick of the Evil Empire people? Yeah bitch I see what your Military Industrial complex does. Die already. Die for Libya. Die for Iraq. Die for Afghanistan. Die for Iran. Die for Germany. Disappear.
>>769219767
its fine I live in the area that will have to survive the ash
>>769222320
North America continent will be completely destroyed and the Earth will experience small ice age for at least two decades. You might survive the blast, but it has been estimated that around 1/4 of human population will die in next 10 years due to massive shift of way of life in Earth. Not to mention Russia & China will probably start a global war with US forever out of game.
Just pray for our black masters. I dont care if whites get killed but i will help as best i can the black population. Im a liberal and crave for bbc
>>769222542
Finally.
Everyone too pussy to go to big boy war since WW2. Literally nothing but endless stagnation unless this shit happens, got my fingers crossed.
>>769221073
The volcano is quite real
>>769222574
Most likely Africa will fall even further into savagery instead of becoming Wakanda. Developed nations will have enough problems of their own dealing with the ash and cold and starvation to continue rendering aid to the undeveloped nowheres of the world and Africans, used to living in a very warm part of the world and unlikely to be prepared for an ice age.
ABOUT DAMN TIME!
>>769222542
Russia and China wont do shit after a catastrophe of that magnitude, their own population will suffer from the sudden climate change too. They too rely on international trade to feed their own population
>>769219767
Can I join your doomsday cult?
If that were to actually happen I'd start calling it Red Mountain and become an Ashlander.
>>769222092
Are the flyover States so stupid that they don't realize whose taxes keep them from turning into dustbowl 2.0?
You produce nothing but subsidized corn you fucking numpty. Who pays for that? Not you I can assure.
>>769222041
Dude, it's a volcano the size of an island.
>>769219767
1) You're a moron.
2) Predicting eruptions is like predicting major earthquakes. Not a science and prone to false positives.
3) Yes, if it blows, the world as a whole will be fucked, and the US pop will be decimated in the years following.
4) If it blows, buh-bye "global warming." Volcanic ash winter, worldwide. Pompii 2.0.
5) Emphasis on "IF." We know it will blow eventually – we just can't accurately pinpoint when, and the likelihood of it erupting this year is only marginally greater than last year.
6) Emergency relief won't do shit. Millions will starve. Millions will be buried in ash. The agricultural centers of the US will get great fertilizer, but the crops will fail thanks to the sky being clouded with ash. Anarchy will take root, gangs will become more violent while fighting for more territory, power and food and clean water.
7) Niggers gonna nig.
8) Conspiracy nuts gonna Conspiracy.
9) The nation isn't equipped for a disaster of that magnitude.
10) Pack up your bug-out bag, go out innawoods where you've got your 7 years of Raman stashed –because good forbid you learn how to make pemmican or portable soup like our ancestors in the 18th century did– and go die of malnourishment. We all know you're I'll equipped to handle the harsh realities of having no modern convince within arms reach.
>>769224058
>I refuse to let go my delusions.
Start researching and reading the news, you fucking maniac. You might start right here in this thread >>769220668
>>769224058
Isn't all soup inherently portable? It's mostly liquid.
>>769222041
The smoke and ash actually will cover the entire globe. No direct sunlight for up to 4 yeares - most plants and animals (like humans...) will starve or freeze to death. If this thing goes of, mankind is done - propably not entirely, but for a thousand yeares or two.
>>769219767
I saw this on /x/ a while ago
>>769221928
>2018
>still thinking Russia has the potential to overtake China in world domination
Lol
Yellowstone Caldera cracks forming
Yellowstone Bison fleeing the park.
>>769226549
Where are they going to go?
She's getting ready to explode.
>>769224299
Yes, that's precisely why I don't shit my pants every time some moron screams the end is nigh. Nice projection little troll. 3/10 – I replied.
>>769224968
It's a process of rendering bone marrow and some meat to broth, with seasoning, filtering all the debris out with cheese cloth, then dehydrating it until it takes on a leather-like consistency. Cut into pieces, then thrown into boiling water when you need a soup base. The kind of stuff explorers like Louis and Clark would have had on hand. Keeps for years, if kept dry.
Basically bouillon for soup, before we had bouillon cubes.
Death Radius of the Supervolcano Caldera at Yellowstone.
Exhilarating, isn't it?
Fuck Off Americans, We're full.
We're Fucked.
>>769226940
...Because the Magma Chamber under Yellowstone is now believed to be two to three times the size it was assumed to be.
>>769226877
>, We're full.
Yes, you're full of shit
bison shit was from august last year. lazy troll..
>>769226699
Triple dubs confirm.
All Life on Earth will be extinguished within two months.
>>769226308
China depends on our buying ability, if we stop buying their shit their economy will crash to a total fuckhole overnight
>>769227099
>August
>Snow
Good one
>>769226308
Russians have far superior military to Chinese. Yellow dudes don't even have a stealth aircraft, only one shitty carrier and probably almost no nuclear subs.
You need to read up on military powers, sugar, your knowledge is pathetic.
>>769221073
>imaginary vulcanoe
The Yellowstone supervolcano is a very real thing. We've been mapping its magma chambers, actually.
It's just a little presumptuous to assume that an upsurge of volcanism in Hawaii, as dramatic as it was, is at all connected to possible Yellowstone eruption.
Long Valley Caldera will explode and come to life as soon as Yellowstone blows. The two calderas are connected.
After four strong (magnitude 6) earthquakes rocked the Long Valley area of eastern California in May 1980, U.S. Geological Survey (USGS) scientists also detected evidence of renewed volcanic unrest in the region. They discovered that the central part of Long Valley Caldera, a broad depression formed in a cataclysmic volcanic eruption 760,000 years ago, was slowly rising. Because such ground deformation and earthquakes are common precursors of volcanic eruptions, the USGS has continued to closely monitor the unrest in this region.
As long as increased volcanic unrest (including earthquake swarms, ground deformation, and CO2 gas emissions) continues in the Long Valley area, the chances of an eruption occurring in the near future will remain somewhat increased.
>>769222542
>North America continent will be completely destroyed
Uh. No.
>>769223246
Imagine just how much more productive and rich these farmers would be if your shitty products fed to voter farms...I mean, impoverished minorities, didn't require so much fucking corn and they could instead compete in polycultural farming.
Yellowstone volcano eruption update: Geologists admit 'unusual' activity at volcano site
THE world's largest active geyser, which sits on top of a massive active volcano, has erupted for the third time in the past six weeks, leading geologists to speak out about the "unusual" activity at the volcanic site.
https://www.express.co.uk/news/science/952763/Yellowstone-volcano-eruption-steamboat-geyser-unusual-activity
>>769227761
so all the hicks and some liberals die?
>>769227953
>Scientists have insisted there is no reason to suspect that the increased frequency of eruptions at Steamboat is an indication the Yellowstone caldera—a massive volcanic crater beneath the gesyer - is about to erupt.
Gotta love it when /x/-files dont even read their shite sources.
>>769221744
Faggot. And also wrong - The blacks will de-evolve and become much more monkey like
National Geographic 2018 - "Earthquake Swarms Are Shaking Yellowstone's Supervolcano."
https://news.nationalgeographic.com/2018/02/yellowstone-national-park-supervolcano-earthquake-swarms-spd/
"Something is rocking the massive supervolcano beneath Yellowstone National Park.
Thanks to a recent earthquake swarm, the Yellowstone supervolcano has seen upwards of 200 quakes since February 8, along with countless smaller tremors. The largest earthquake was an unremarkable magnitude 2.9, and all of them have hit about five miles beneath the surface. Larger earthquakes have rocked the region in the past, some as destructive as the Hebgen Lake quake and others causing minimal damage."
>>769228180
You're really retarded if you think they would admit it's going to happen. No human in recorded history ever witnessed upcoming supervolcano cataclysm. Our science is out of league for this. We can barely predict classic volcanoes.
Apart of your stupidity, you should also consider the fact that even if they would somehow magically know, the gov would never allow them to say anything. 80% of US is going to be destroyed and hundreds of millions of Americans will die; there is no preparation for this. You literally cannot evacuate this amount of people within 2 months time. Not to mention there is no place for them on Earth. Unless you want every EU fam to take one US family into their homes. Oh, the irony of Trumptards needing a home.
>>769221928
>Russia
China
You talk like a brainwashed
>Google Yellowstone
>The only news outlet talking about potential erruption is Faux (Fox) News
Into the trash it goes.
>>769219767
that'd be kind of cool. it is overdue. i'm lucky im in an area that would be minimally affected by it.
>>769222297
Those are all shithole countries except for maybe Germany
>>769228466
Look everyone, this is the first retard that is going to die when it blows.
>>769228524
Right, because not thinking Fox News has journalistic integrity means I'm gonna get killed by a volcano. Jesus Christ you idiots are hilarious.
>>769219767
yeah, sure, i'l get rite on it
.
next?
.
>>769226604
swim across the ocean all the way to europe dumbass
>>769228633
Fucking moron, watch Shepard Smith or something. Also not a single source posted here comes from Fox News. But you're too retarded to comprehend reading and actually learning something.
>>769219767
Haha, remember these threads from beginning of the year and nobody was paying attention. Suddenly with the Hawaii thing everyone is starting to admit something is cooking.
>>769219767
Is this a thing now?
Where can I bet against it?
why cant we just put concrete to the fucking holes and close them?
>>769227398
we would probably adapt pretty quickly to the climate change and 4 year winter. Dunno for other species tho
>>769228292
great graphic, ty.
but...that volca is way old! doubt if it has enough juice left to be a prob.
Listen. If Yellowstone is going to explode there's nothing we can do to stop it.
More importantly, if it does explode then it will be such a catastrophic explosion that it will rewrite human civilisation. If any of us survive it the idea that what comes after will in any way be the same as it was before and can be prepared for is nonsense.
Just enjoy your shit, stop worrying about extinction level events.
>>769229021
Hopefully it will kill most of the amerifats
>>769221928
>Russia
> World dominance
Top fucking kek
>>769228846
That would just prolongue the inevitable a little bit. Instead you should deliberately nuke it to release some pressure
>>769219767
"2012" was hands down the stupidest big budget disaster film of all time, but also one of the best inadvertent comedies.
>>769221073
this is one of the best bait replies I've ever seen, your misspelling of volcano just makes this 10x more hilarious for some reason. 10/10.
>>769229294
>Alaskan Detected
>>769228731
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
>>769229719
Fuck you, you fucking stupid fucking little bitch! Why won't you listen to me!!
>>769219767
>"bugs bunny"!!? What's up doc!
https://youtu.be/m-J9XIZwDX4?t=467
You're all fucked. See video (related)
I is scared :[
FeelsBadMan
It won't extinguish all life on earth, but hopefully it'll weed out the weak and stupid among us...
But really, we do indeed need a severe thinning of our herd... Was sorta hoping for zombies, but beggars can't be choosers...
>>769230552
The problem is, I'd get scared to die.
>>769230829
>>769222117
>>769226308
>>769228452
>>769229292
>>769230829
So many Russian bots in this thread, lmao! Claiming that Russia doesn't want world domination and doesn't have tools to achieve it. Suuuuuure, sweethearts.
You failed again, Ruskies, your internet powers are long gone exposed and not functional.
>>769230363
I'm more annoyed than anything, last summah here sucked enough dicks with wild fires.
>>769219767
the earth is gonna have a great time, we living beings on the other hand..
>>769231062
I don't understand why you Californians don't just build mini-rivers as a border between forests and your homes. Fire won't cross it!
>>769230847
Then don't be so fucking weak and stupid; get strong and smart...
>>769221928
Honestly, I'd prefer Russia to be the dominant power instead of the US
>>769231347
I'd prefer 4chan to be a superpower. That should make you think how incredibly dumb and stupid your statement was. Putin and Russians are dangerous psychopaths that need to be taken care of.
>>769231347
>>769230976
We're not saying Russia doesn't want world dom. Why would think Russia is more serious than China ?
China already has 30% of the USA market
China is already using it money for stock exchange instead of dollar (which Russia still use)
There are great chance that China will be the first super power in 20y...
Russia is strong enough to survive on it own, maybe Europe... fuck the dollar fuck USA, fuck you with your stupidity, fuck off with your "Russian hackers" from Israel
Fuck off with your outdated cold war vision
>>769220543
If you move to idaho just enjoy the state and don't vote fucking democrat. Idk why all these fucking retards keep moving here then trying to change everything.
>>769220799
Bonus cash for military and first responders? Sold! Thanks Anon!
>>769231169
I can think of at least one historical example of fire leaping a waterway, ye olde Chicago fire. It was so spicy it was deforming metal structures even.
>>769231736
But jet fuel doesn’t melt steel beams!
>>769231736
It's 2018. There must be a way how to create a mobile routing of pipes ready to supershoot their water streams upwards creating an impenetrable water wall at critical sections.
>>769219767
Good. It’s about fucking time. We’ve had a good run, now it’s the cockroach’s turn to run things.
>>769231859
You watch too many Michael Bay movies.
>>769231929
Come on brah, fires in 2018? Fucking hell, we can't control fire down on Earth how we are going to other stars! I'm so mad rn.
>>769231859
Nothing can stop tectonic plates and magma. Please stay in school
>>769232010
Bitch, we had our chance to go to the stars. Then the American people lost their balls, and opted for the shuttle program instead of pushing onward. We could’ve been on Mars in the 80’s for Christ sakes.
>>769219767
Paranoia is a mental disorder. Look at your own life
>>769232045
Talking about forest fires in Cali from last year, mongoloid. Not the volcano.
>>769227058
Caldera =/= magma chamber you stupid twat.
>>769232191
Look at the news, you fucking retard >>769220668
>>769227761
A caldera doesn't explode. You are the stupidest mother fucker on 4 chan.
>>769232210
My bad
>>769232302
Caldera absolutely does explode, you prehistoric mongoloid. That's why is it called a supervolcano that cause cataclysmic event. Back to school with you, retard!
>>769231169
There's no water in CA
>>769232045
Retard
>>769232449
Make ocean pumps, you're the richest state in US and 5th largest economy in the world.
>>769219767
Which summer little dick Aussie Summer Or US summer which Summer Little fuck nugget.
>>769232521
July 2018.
>>769232491
I'm not from CA (thank god). The cost to pump water from the ocean to where the fires are would probably cost more than just rebuilding.
Goodbye America, nobody will ever miss you.
>>769232638
That's such a Sim City thing to say.
I'll pour invisible ink all over myself and the volcano won't be able to see or kill me.
>>769232367
The caldera is formed by the explosion. It is not what explodes. The volcano explodes, the caldera forms, and the tectonic plate moves which moves the old caldera off of the hot spot. Over time pressure builds, the volcano goes off again, and forms a new caldera.
Caldera's are formed by explosions, they do not make explosions. Read a fucking book autismo.
>>769232592
moron.
>>769232729
that is such a 2007 thing to say
>>769232756
The caldera explodes. It does not matter how is it formed, you overcooked chinchilla. The magma and caldera is one. When it blows, everything blows.
Back to school with you again.
Suck it Americans, suck my fat brown Indian cock
>>769221330
Im not a fan of his but i really doubt he would/could fuck up a disaster relief effort on US soil.
Worst case scenario he orders a response and FEMA/military actually coordinate the response.
Its not like hes gonna be expected to do anything other than take credit as any good politician would.
>>769232771
How rude.
>>769232846
You are so dumb.
cal·de·ra
kalˈderə,kôlˈderə,kalˈdirə/
noun
noun: caldera; plural noun: calderas
a large volcanic crater, typically one formed by a major eruption leading to the collapse of the mouth of the volcano.
>>769232942
You idiotic retard. That is for classic volcano. We're talking about supervolcano. You're testing my patience.
>>769232916
I hope everyone lives and you die.
>>769221073
Libtard
Islam will dominate
>>769222041
A relatively small volcano in iceland grounded all european flights for ages and did make the sky look kinda grey when it first exploded
>>769221912
>he is a muslim
>>769232984
Notice how each eruption event of the yellowstone super volcano has formed its own individual caldera? The caldera does not continue to explode. It is created, pressure build over millions of years, a new explosion happens, and a new caldera is formed. How do you not understand this Jamal?
https://yellowstone-caldera.weebly.com/plate-tectonics.html
The only time I Thank God I live in the south.
>>769219767
>THE EARTH IS GOING TO HAVE A BAD TIME!
The earth will be just fine. Everything will eventually balance out and return to relative normalcy within a few centuries. The inhabitants on one side of its globe will be in trouble though. And then the people on the other side will be fucked as well as the world economy will struggle to maintain itself.
>>769227880
They dont require that much corn, the corn goes into high fructose corn syrup that nobody 'requires'.
All you retards need to go back to school. This is how the yellowstone volcano situation is to be resolved and it has been proven to be scientifically viable and is also the first choice from an array of ideas to prevent any eruption. Get a drill, just any hand drill such as a black and decker and drill a hole in the ground where the volcano is, then proceed to put a small pipe down the hole and let the magma push through the pipe to a waiting lorry. The lorry will take the magma away and obviously then the magma underground will not be under any more pressure and will not explode. Problem solved.
Yawn, if it isn’t Yellowballs it’s WW MCMIII, or Ebola chan, financial collapse, low sperm count, and etc.... this place is like a U.K. tabloid.
>>769223246
Monsanto is making it so no farmer can afford (much less buy seeds) without then. You know farmers used to use last year's crop to replenish their field for the next year? Now they gotta buy everything from Monsanto, Purdue and Deer and don't actually own any part of their farm.
>>769233025
You mean the religion of peace with him blowing that cunts head off. Allah is a bucket of vermin piss !!
>>769219767
>THE EARTH IS GOING TO HAVE A BAD TIME
no, some Americans are going to be minimally inconvenienced. God, you fucking burgers need a real, honest to god catastrophe to know what real panic is.
>>769233512
You realize Allah is just another name for God, right? You hey called God a bucket of vermin piss. !!
>>769233676
It will do more than just inconvenience some Americans. It's affects will reach beyond America as well. But the earth itself will be fine.
>>769219767
You guys are being trolled. Yellowstone wont erupt in our lifetime. It will be another 6000 years before it does
>>769234023
>being trolled
It could take that long. But it could also happen in the near future. We don't necessarily have anything to compare this to, so a bit guess work is involved.
>>769233688
Ahhh right I stand corrected. I did not know that so I offer a full apology and I retract what I said. Please forgive me and I will promise never to repeat what I said again. Thank you.
>>769234122
Well screenshot this. If it happens before we die ill buy you a meatball sub
>>769233676
If she pops off big enough it could shit up weather patterns worldwide and be a potential crop killah.
why do only half the image files work for me?
>>769219767
If yellowstone explodes, no amount of preparation will save you.
>>769235059
what do you mean, you see only half of woody?
>>769228726
They ain't water buffalo. They would drowned
>>769235060
What if we move the volcano to the middle of the ocean?
>>769235149
a lot of the images on this site wont load for me today
>>769235201
A volcano the size of yellowstone?
If it went off, a giant blast of hyper heated steam would ensue and our deaths would be slightly different from a land based blast.
>>769235360
cant report the same problem maybe its something local
>>769222092
>Implying Trump hasn't already failed to provide disaster relief to American citizens
Imagine being this retarded
Hey, actual NPS Park Ranger jumping in here. Look to Mt. St. Helens to erupt long before Yellowstone ever does.
>>769232889
>he doesn't know about Puerto Rico
>>769220668
thats good, volcano letting steam loose. otherwise it builds up and kablamo
Well look at the bright side. The ash cloud will certainly cool the earth, thus reversing global wraming and saving the earf
>>769226549
Those fucking Buffalo are in the road all the time. They block traffic constantly.
>>769226549
Couldnt they just fly away?
>>769235612
Supervolcanoes are not acne, you fucking maniac.
>>769233409
Farming is literally free money. If you can't figure out how to profit from agriculture without sucking Monsanto's dick then you should be a farmer
>>769235688
That's reindeer, not buffalo.
>>769235791
So those wings i eat at hooters dont come from buffalos?
What if the russians did put a nuke in the volcano
>>769235826
Nah, those are made from chicken, I think they're called buffalo wings because they were invented in Buffalo.
>>769235864
u just gave me a scare
>>769235864
Chain reaction that kills all life on the planet.
>>769235942
How much worse would it make it? Is it like farting before you shit kinda thing?
>>769235996
Not much worse, all life would die off if yellowstone were to blast off on it's own.
You'd just have added fallout to the equation.
>>769236092
I have a fridge. I will live.
>>769236126
Yeah, just until you leave the fridge and die from radiation poisoning or if the blast is big enough a lack of atmosphere.
>>769219767
fine with me
i aint gotta worry about shit because i always ware a cat like a condom
air tight protection against the outside world
have fun getting your dicks blown off while i eat mangos and hide my dick in my pocket pussy
use cats like condoms and we can bring down snoop dawg together
mangos are currency
>>769236201
Are you saying I'm going to be transparent? D OMEGALUL C
I can always load a quick save (-:
>>769236284
Real life doesn't have quick saves anon.
>>769236349
That's... not entirely true.
>>769236391
I can't say more... *poof*
>>769236349
>not using quick save/load
It's f5 and f6. Thank me later
>>769235732
prove me wrong, children. prove me wrong
>>769236391
You thinking of quantum death?
Doesn't really function like that.
>>769236409
Show me where the keyboard that controls reality is.
>>769220668
AMAFAKINGAD YELLOWSTONE IS BOILING WATER LIKE A KETTLE PLANET IS DOOMED
>>769235201
Just flip it upside down, duh.
>>769219767
ITS HAPPENING
>>769236588
I really cannot say more. But read something about time crystals and thermal equilibrium, as it is a type of non-equilibrium matter.
The laws of physics are unchanged by arbitrary translations and rotations btw. The applications were already presented to causality system and it works.
Public will be informed probably in 50 or 70 years. We're still in the process of deciding :3
>>769236841
Huh, so another anon makes vague claims and can't say no more, I'll definitely believe it this time.
>>769236911
It's the only way. And this is the only place. The implications are too huge and nothing will matter in two months for you anyway.
>>769236958
TIME TRAVEL ANON CONFIRMS THE DEATH OF OUR CIVILIZATION >>769219767
WE ARE DOOMED!
WE ARE ABSOLUTELY DOOMED!
>>769236958
Okay then, I'll act just as scared as the last ten times during my life that the apocalypse was nigh, which isn't a lot.
>>769237053
It's either a deliberate troll or something is cooking up, lol. I have seen these threads about Yellowstone for last 6 months, long time even before Hawaii. Absolutely out of blue and without any relevance to anything back then.
Mildly spooky.
>>769222297
how about you go to your designated shiting street with your secret gay lover Pajeet. fucking mudslime sympathizer.
>>769219767
Looking forward to it. Bad times create the best opportunities to get shit done that can't be done during "good" times.
>>769237141
Yeah, I consider most threads on /b/ troll threads by default.
/x/ does mildly spooky a lot better though.
>>769237141
Ï like to imagine it's a real life Woody Harrelson from the OP pic and he's actually insane about it and it's actually going to happen, lmao.
>>769237273
It got spooky only with the Hawaii volcano causing havoc. Also the reports about higher activity in Yellowstone. It starts to popping up everywhere.
When I first saw this thread on New Years the latest news about Yellowstone was like a year old or something and completely irrelevant to the caldera.
>>769235915
test
>>769219767
PUBLIC REMINDER
IT IS GOOD FOR YELLOWSTONE TO EXPLODE AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE. You want it to explode before humanity develops further. If we became super advanced and it exploded, all that advancement would go down the drain. If it explodes now, then we lose only the development of cars and computers, easily achievable given 500 more years.
>>769235655
Delicious, sounds like a free meal to me.
>>769237717
your timing on that is lousy, a major ELE from Yellowstone would be technologically and commercially recovered in less than 200 year. If you look at recovery tme from from various past events in human history return to baseline is fast
>>769226699
Comfy af outside the death radius.
>>769226699
Being right on the rim is some kind of feeling.
>>769238324
>ash
>cataslysmic shockwave travelling 50 times around the earth
>continental megafires
>mini ace age
>no sun
>zero quality air for weeks, if not months
>panic, hysteria, looting, murdering, end of times
>comfy
>>769238479
If you're right on the rim, you have a decent chance of fleeing before it hits.
>>769238479
Yellowstone will produce 2000-3000% times more ash than that across the US, including NYC. You will be lucky to see 2/3 of One World Trade Center. Statue of Liberty will cease to exist.
>>769226519
This is a Foto from 2015
>>769226877
>asplode
>I guess it's a good idea
Tasty bait, m80.
>>769238519
I think it also helps that prevailing winds would be somewhat in my favor. May be a good time for a trip to Japan.
>>769238829
It would still fuck over most of the planet with years of ashen skies and a new ice age caused by said ash though. So even if you moved, it wouldn't make life much easier.
>>769238974
Yeah, if it goes full tilt it's not going to be good times, may as well just have a vacation beforehand though.
>>769239183
>vacation
brother, if Yellowstone goes poof, there will be no such word in dictionary anymore as "vacation".
BUMP THE EARTH IS IN MAJOR DANGER!
>>769239567
It's always in major danger, we're zooming through space risking meteors and shit all of the time.
>>769238611
WTC, the fuck are you talking about..
>>769219767
>>769225013
>>769224058
We are already planning to head off to the Ozark Mountains and hunker down in the natural caves. There's enough space for a few small villages in there. We've got all the survival equipment pre-loaded in a old u-haul trailer. Plus another trailer for the farm animals; goats, chickens, turtles, and dogs. We're good to go.
https://www.arkhaven.org/ozark%20mountains%20safe%20refuge.htm
Man, I finally got the chemicals right in my pool and now this.
>>769221073
vulcanoe: a small boat that makes it's way through waterways using logic and probability
ITT: Crazy person reacts to news stories while calling everyone else crazy
Stay classy /b/
>>769221073
>Incel terrorism in general
Being this enamored with the mainstream media narrative.
Two violent incels does not a terrorist group make.
I always wonder what happens to the crazy people after the thing they say is going to happen doesn't happen
Like all the doomsday preppers who live out their lives in fear of whatever apocalypse can just keep living because they haven't set a date but for people who put a deadline on their crazy shit, do they just move on eventually or do they go "oh I was wrong, it'll happen next year" and just keep moving the goalpost?
I guess they're already crazy so it doesn't make much difference but I've wondered
>>769226699
It doesn't matter where you live. The super Volacno will put enough ash into the air to block the sun planetwide. Nuclear winter will follow and a new ice age will begin. Only Sweeden will survive.
>>769226877
hahahah oh god I would love this. The amount of fucking butthurt when english americans invade their shit tier countries.
>>769240715
Technically it would be a volcanic winter, unless the volcano somehow sets off all of the nukes.
>>769240701
Depends the crazy. Often the goal post moves. "Something happens" to prevent it temp. Just look at Terral's group.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjiTU9lsZiY
>>769240778
and could be good for the underdeveloped country, by brigging skilled people
>>769221928
Most beautiful women on the planet. No blacks. Sounds like a paradise.
>>769240715
This is why development of space motels must continue. Shit, now that I seriously think about it, this could really shit up space travel.
