ITT: We poorly describe games and others guess what game is it.
I shall start off
>Realtively alpha protagonist
>Bang bang zombies uuurgh
>Oh hey, a whiny bitch that shall follow me for the rest of the game
(Not the OP from the previous threads, but the spirit must stay alive)
>>696169692
Resident Evil 4
>>696169881
Easy one, winrar
Circles everywhere
>>696170399
Osu?
>the bacon is not a lie
>>696170399
portal?
>>696169692
Res Evil 5?
>experament goes wrong
>monsters come from another dimension
>kill all the monsters
>>696170671
half-life?
>>696170671
Snarf Lief
>>696170671
Doom
>Lovecraftian shit becomes real
>You need a really big sword and a lot of juice to fight them
>None of it makes sense until you watch YouTube videos explaining everything
>>696170399
Agar.io
>>696170605
Four, see previous replies
>>696170671
Doom?
>>696170024
Not really, fits the description of the last of us pretty well too
>>696170768
dark souls?
>>696169692
you kill robots and have to "speak" to dumbass ai teammates the whole fucking game. its always like "shut the fuck up already and quit asking me stupid fucking questions" the WHOLE fucking game.
>The graphics suck
>Online game
>Lots of nice asses
>Released recently
>>696170718
>>696170766
I never realized how simaler doom and halflife were
>>696169692
UHHHHH...
Telltale Games The Walking Dead Season 1?
>>696171028
when's 3 coming out by the way?
>>696170952
Minecraft
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
>>696170943
Yup.
>>696171011
Overwatch. Too fucking easy.
>>696171011
Call of duty
>be you
>Get a CD from police department
>Filled with nut jobs puzzles
>He comes for you in IRL
>>696170492
Yea, it is
>>696171088
I DONT FUCKING KNOW ANYMORE GODDAMMIT YOU AND YOUR SWEET LITTLE LIES GABEN
>>696171094
Well that one was too easy.
>>696171011
You are the winrar of some quality pieces of ass <3
>The son of a soldier and an old guy chat about the good old days during the Reagan era
>The son learns how his dad kicked the bucket and that his worst enemy threatens the free world with fancy technology
>Dubstep accompanies the son from time to time
>Be a relatively open world game
>Be overhyped
>End up terrible
>Story is so emo for a shooting game
>Mobile phones are the best weapons smh
>>696171507
BO2 kek
No one has ever guessed it, I have to make it easy.
>very hard game
>takes hundreds of tries and sometimes years in average to win
>hundreds of class/race combinations
>no continues, no extra lifes; you fuck up once, character is gone forever
>autosaves way too often, no way to save your guy
>characters who die come back with an insane buff to haunt and try to kill your future characters
>if you're not lucky enough at the beginning you might die anyway
>to not starve, you kill enemies and eat their bloody, raw chunks of meat
>unless you're a vampire or something
>to win, first step you go all the way down, trigger something
>second step is retrace your step with newly spawned uber enemies
>graphics are shit
>>696171523
WATCH_DOGS
>>696171558
Yup. What gave it away to you?
>>696170768
>>696171106
>lovecraftian
>dark souls
>not bloodborne
Uwot
>>696170399
Agario
>>696171155
wat
>>696171605
real life offline
>>696171640
OR, winrar to you
Well when i heard ''son of a soilder'' i remembered the first cutscene, and then i saw the word ''dubstep'' and said ''It's that one dude, its that one''
>Tumblr: The Game
>It's not Life is Strange
>>696171826
Undertale?
>>696171715
>graphics are shit
>>696171666
I'm getting the feeling im the only one whose ever played this game.
>Slav game
>Can be depressing
> No cheekibreekiness included
>Cute Spirit medium tends to channel your dead mentor
>Kinda hot
>Helps turn cases around
>You're a Lawyer
>>696171911
i've yet to see very good particle effects and i need expensive glasses to play =/
>>696172013
stalker?
>walls of text
>who killed 'em all?
>gain virtual waifu
>>696172058
Phoenix Wright?
>>696172058
Maya is literally the most plain character in the entire series. For her universe standards, she's the ugly one.
>>696171605
I'll never fucking guess this, but I really want to know what it is. Is it a fairly old game?
>Eric Prydz
>>696172099
> NO FUCKING CHEEKIBREEKINESS INCLUDED
>you fade into existence
>hands are tied
>a man starts talking to you about a king and wars
>what the fuck is happening
>almost die
>forced to make a living in unkown world
>cant even emit noise besides odd unearth-ly screams
>>696172134
Huniepop?
>Marketed as a Tactical turn-based JRPG
>Actually a dating/eugenics sim
>>696172351
skyrim
>>696172013
Papers, please?
>>696172380
nope
>virtual waifu is on an ingame pc
>>696172413
Fire Emblem Awakening
ez pz Are you even trying anon?
>>696172413
Fire emblem
>>696170399
Osmos
>>696172413
Persona?
>>696172426
yep
>>696172013
This war of mine ?
>>696172455
Nope, less popular
>>696172598
Win the rar
>>696171666
Give you a hint, it's an ARG
>be hot japanese teenager
>magic backfires, transported somewhere else
>literally every single girl is hot and a lesbian
>I need a few of them dykes to join my team
>to do that you have to strip them and throw like a pokeball or something
>clothes are good indication of the life-meter, but not always
>Spawn
>Search for loot
>Die by a sniper
>Repeat untill suicide
>>696170945
Mass effect ?
>>696172709
Cathrine?
>>696172317
Fair enough. No one is ever gonna fucking guess it.
It's Dungeon Crawl: Stone Soup.
Fairly old, but it gets updated every few months by a dev team. You can play it online or download it. Don't play it blind, it has hundreds of keybinds; but just like 20 must-know. Watch a tutorial.
>>696172655
eRepublik or a troll?
>>696171605
Who dat?
>>696172910
Thanks anon, I'll look in to it
>People who play it go outside
>>696169692
The walking dead?
>>696171605
Adom?
>Unity browser game
> A game that legitimately has a good gameplay concept
>Sneaky sneaky and now i shoot the shit out of you
>buggy as shit
>medieval
>open world
>no guns
Shouldn't be too hard to guess.
>>696173055
>slowpoke.png
>>696173033
Morrowind
>>696173033
ingress or pokemon go
>>696172916
Neither. Im legit describing a computer game.
Maybe I should've said "IRL" instead of IRL
>>696173033
It's not Pokemon Go. It's Ingress.
>>696170399
Guitar hero
>>696173033
Pokemon go
>>696173033
Pokemon Go.
>>696173124
Skyrim.
>>696169692
>you mine stuff
>you craft stuff
>you build stuff
>you realize that you're a virgin
>>696169692
Last of us
>>696173201
MeinKraft
>>696171011
007 nightfire
> get a free ride on a carriage
> enter a fortress
> fortress gets made kaputt
> you begin killing things and acquiring souls and doing quests and shit
>>696173201
life as a child slave (male edition)
>>696173188
Winrar for Skyrim.
>>696173283
Skyrimjob
>>696173283
skyrim again
>>696169692
>you're on a plane
>humans, dwarves and zombies
>stolen unity models
>flappy bird clone
>one of the worst games on steam
>Fight Monsters
>Fight Angels
>Creepy-ass sword
>Summon Spirits
>Don't lose
>"buying gf"
>fr33 m0n3y pl0x
>you slay monsters
>go on an epic quest
>your friends include a PTSD vet and a transvestite
>you play a whole level as a naked chick
>fucking loud intro music
>>696173033
>>696173422
Runescape
>>696173422
Runequest.
>>696173402
The Forest
>>696171605
Day z?
Hated that game
Or is it that hunger games game
>>696172755
CSGO
>>696173402
Air Control
>>696173509
Nope
>>696173572
Winrar
>Worst Fandom in existence
>Shitty OCs
>06
>Weather sucks balls
>try to go for a vacation
>take a portal
>some dicks kidnap me
>No explanations, but I have to overthrow an evil usurper
>kill all the sheep while at it
>finally get to have my vacation and freedom after made into a slave soldier
>Be a game that picked a games genre that is just right for making money from esports and VG currency out of it
>Not be League Of Legends
>Have tits
>>696173420
monster girl quest?
>>696173648
Sonic '0666
easy peasy
>>696173648
FNAF?
>A well-known developer's hamfisted attempt at being cyberpunk
>None of the main characters live
>One of the most dangerous weapons is a genre of music.
> pick which car you want
> pick a track
> drive really fast
>>696173736
Winrar
>>696172755
Dayz or any survival rpg
it starts like this:
>you're a young boy
>it's your sisters birthday
>you work around the village and get enough money to afford a gift
>later on
>during the night the village gets pillaged by bandits
>whole family is dead besides sister
>you later become a great hero
>>696173555
Nah, nobody guessed it so it's DayZ
>cut trees
> get worthless cape
>go fishing
>get worthless cape
Repeat for all skills
>>696173076
Every facebook game that's a shooter ?
>>696173826
Any racing game ever
>>696173866
Also Runsecape
>>696173858
The first fable game
>be rich fag in LA
>in game it is not called LA
>have shitty family
>only rich bc you used to rob banks
>one day a nigger tries to rob you
>you take nigger under your wing bc he wants to rob banks too
>you start robbing again
>become rlly rich again
>>696173866
league of legends
>>696173858
Fable tlc
>>696173848
winrar, but i spoiled it
nevertheless gj
>>696173858
Is that the one when you end up being older than your own mother? That's fucking creepy.
>>696171605
binding of isaac
>>696173858
Fable 1
>>696173975
GTA V jeez eze mode
>>696173903
>A GOOD GAMEPLAY CONCEPT AND NOT A COD TRYHARD KHM KHMMMM
>planecrash on an island
>player character is female
>first person
>health indicated by tattoo on boob
>no reload, instead have to always find a new gun
>>696174026
No. Also wat. I already answered, though. Check it out in the responses.
>you play as a nerd
>join the army
>get sent to wrong school
>surrounded by chicks
>gunny is a faggot
>>696174100
Holy shit its that dinosaur game with really bad graphics, whats it called?
>>696173941
correct!
>>696170399
Slither.
>Resigned from FBI
>End up homeless and become an alcoholic
>Hallucinations are frequent
>Scary as fuck
>People trying to kill you
>
>>696173720
Ah you dick, yes.
>>696170399
Sonic
>It's a game based off of a successful movie franchise, but not really a movie-lincensed game
>Lots of things go boom
>It's uses the same engine as another game that's based off of a successful movie franchise
>>696169692
this bitch lives in your head,
on the run from religious zelots,
run into a mutant zombie plague,
blow up the world,
in later games your actions mean nothing.
>>696174314
Halo
> run around living how I live everyday
> fewer legal penalties when el popo catch you
>You play as a chick
>You shoot nazis in WW2
>Old game
Cutscenes
>many disconnected events
>dead fetus ghost
>child
>emo
>shaves head and goes to the army
>summons native American demon
>saves a black child
>fights a giant skeletal fish monster
>>696174278
Transformers? Godfather? Eh???
>>696171605
Do t starve
>>696172916
Let me spell it then...
E___e__e: __e ____ ______
>super raw setting
>point and click
>all your characters are fucked
>the computer is a dick
>sick sci-fi
>>696174100
Something Jurasic Park idk what was the subtitle
>>696174369
bing bing
>>696174604
SOMA
>fucking vehicle crashes
>get rescued
>set free to do whatever, but still have specific objective
>>696169692
RE4 of course
>>696174533
Wrong.
>>696170940
I thought the same thing.
>>696174466
beyond two fucking souls...
>Horrid fandom
>Create bad OC
>Bad fetish movies
>Get eaten by an egg
>>696174737
Winrar
>>696174682
cool as hell, but now
remember
>point and click
and Catherine is not a computer.... not exactly anyway...
>>696174278
Fallout?
>>696174778
Sonic dreams collection?
>>696174589
Nah, cant do it bruh
>>696174828
fuck david cage!
>Your Father is an overbearing and alcoholic asshole.
>As a result of this, he breaks a bunch of shit and the lights go out.
>He demands you take his theiving tools and go steal a metric ass-ton of stuff, and kill countless innocent people.
>he then uses all of it to get the lights turned back on and replace the shit he destroyed.
>>696174883
Yup
easy:
>i didn't ask for this
>>696174852
Star craft ?
>>696174875
is it the tomb raider engine?
>>696174974
Katamari Damacy?
>>696174875
>successful movie franchise
>fallout
Being this stupid...
>>696174201
>>696174623
Jurassic Park Trespasser
> fly a spaceship
> side scrolling
> choose upgrades
> Easter Island heads spit at you
> 4th level is the 1st level upside-down
>>696169692
half-life 2
>>696174980
heck yeah! also that game scarred me for life
>>696175022
no, same era though.
think...
>characters are fucked
>computer is a dick
>mind fuck game
>Realtively unknown game
> You and your sidekick are gigantic snails in Halo-like outfit
>Shooter with extreme mobility
> The title has to do something with Naruto
> If you know this game, you probably played it a while ago
>>696174399
Damn. I feel like I should know this one.
>>696172013
what is this game? i wanna play it.
im guessing it's not stalker.
>>696175077
space impact on nokia 3310
>>696173152
I won't guess it but I really want to know
>Title is contradictory to the objective of the game
>Your best friend is a floating head
>Your other best friend is a hot girl in spandex
>The Russians aren't actually Russians
>>696174399
metal slug?
>>696174875
The developers of Fallout were inspired by it.
> Nice stroll through the forest
> Getting mugged
> Asshole takes of when you wake up
> get your ass back here
> Oh shit the Benadryl is kicking in
> Goddamnit another annoying bitch
> Hurray I got my thing back!
> Time travel
> Gotta save the world again
>>696173974
>>696173982
>>696174049
my niggas
>>696173998
i can't remember, last time i played this game was in '05
>>696172013
Metro 2033?
>>696175058
very much inspired by Mad Max, at least asthetically, but not licensed, arguable successful. Elder scrolls based on Tolkienverse which later became movies
Being this uninformed
>Remake gets a remastered version
>Original was revolutionary
>Terrible voice acting
>>696175288
Majora's Mask?
>>696171605
Ez
Dwarf Fortress Adventure mode
>>696175205
Yeah. You can't really be filling yourself with HONOR if you know this game.
>>696175045
Winrar
>>696175355
Resident Evil 1?
>>696175220
This war of mine. Previous replies
>>696175321
Already answered check the replies
>>696169692
>cant win when youre not korean
>>696170945
Binary Domain
>steal a lot of shit
>steal sword for tree god
>get your eye taken out
>save the world
>yeah fuck that monster
>wait...
>why am i doing this again?
>SHE'S ALIVE
>>696175265
MGS?
>>696175270
Nope
>>696175441
Winrar
>>696175574
Shadow of the Colossus
>>696175377
Winrar.. Probably too es tho
There is a little girl and she scares the shit out of you
>trying to get home
>old guy talks about something in a mall
>dad killed
>visit amusement park
>give birth to god then kill it
>>696175235
similar
>>696175725
Fear?
>>696175725
FEAR.
>>696175513
>poorly describe
>korean, aka starcraft
pick one
>>696175725
F.E.A.R?
>dissection, science, manufacture, resource management, die in the fucking sea bitches. fuck the UN. fucking mind control!
>>696175600
Nope
>>696175775
Winrar....
>>696174399
Velvet Assassin?
>>696175022
you give the fuck up?
>>696175355
My God, if this one is Deus Ex...
>>696175645
goddamn that was fast
>beat up some planet
>wait nope
>beat up some animals
>beat up Ganondorf and his underlings
>yay love my daughter
>lolnope.jpg
>beat up god
>kill people by removing a door
>>696175513
>cant when win your knot korean
>>696175848
Way older
>>696170399
Sonic the hedgehog
>Be Engineer
>Called for a job
>Leave an Exterminator
>>696175945
sims
>>696175916
original?
>>696175995
Winrar
>>696175905
Yeh
inhave no idea sorry
>>696175977
Dead Space
>touch 2 stones
>???
>knife
>git gud
>>696175918
azura's wrath
>>696176014
Yep, the original one
>>696175645
>>696175045
>>696175441
>>696175377
I'm on fire today!
>shoot asteroid with laser for measly >pay
>Rule 34 of Lara Croft
>>696175963
I give up.
>>696176145
Homeworld
>>696176047
Last clue.
>Harlan Ellison
>>696176163
Sorry, Rule 63
>>696176176
Medal Of Honor: Underground. kek
>>696175753
Silent Hill 3
>>696176100
FUCK! why do mine suck so much?
>nigger and edgelord get touchy
>kill
>a
>shit
>ton
>of
>everything
>red goo
>>696176205
I dont know who that is
i prob did not play the game you have in mind
>>696176163
Uncharted
>Zombies
>Demons
>Lovecraftian elder gods
>Flesh tome
>Slowly go insane
>>696176286
Nice good job
>>696176264
Since when did a MoH game let you play as a girl?
>PS1
>You are a police car chasing cars
>That is basically the whole gameplay
>>696176163
detomasso.net
>>696176343
gj winrar
>>696176344
this chainsawarm game
>>696176322
ah, you should
>I have no mouth and must scream,
the most fucked point and click you will ever play
>>696171826
Gone Home
>>696176358
In the original PS1 games, the protagonist was a girl called Manon. Atleast in Underground i think.
>WW1 Shooter
>Dead guys turn into zombies
>Some wizardry involved
>>696176401
Battletoads?
>>696174241
max payne?
>>696176526
i remember that quote
fuck what was it?
>>696176571
Wolfenstein
>>696176571
O FUCK I THINK I KNOW THIS ONE AAARGH
>Neon pink blood for some reason
>If you die in the simulation you die in real life
>>696174180
Tank Dating Simulator
>good morning, morgan
>>696176652
the name of the game... based on Harlan ellison's short story....
and the start of all evil AI In fiction.
>>696176683
That's ww2
>Game that rips off Bioshock aesthetics
> You have a very special glove
> Slavness added
>>696176886
Wrong
>>696173420
>>696173720
best game
>>696173866
This has to be Fate
>>696176867
Tachyon the fringe
>pilot a xbox hueg robot
>you produce a gazillion robots in 0,3 seconds
>zerg rush
>enemy does the same
>you can watch it closely or from afar
>boom boom lasers pew pew NUKE
>fat mushroom loving guy wakes you up
>reads your name off a shield.
>get the rest of your shit.
>hot chick not the hot chick you know, but you >can fuck her against the wall during escort missions.
>????
>it was all a dream...
>funny rabbit player with no arms or legs
>bad bad robot pirates
>a lot of shit till destination
>fuck up prison ship and win
>Poke a dragon in the foot until it dies
>it sure makes for nice shoes
>Dubstep
>>696177153
Rayman 2
>your fucking kid wants to get you in trouble via suicide.
>>696177103
Lol
>>696177182
BO2
>it's just a prank
>aaaand everyone's dead
>>696177218
Who's Your Daddy
>>696177258
No.
>shove random objects into your asshole
>>696177296
Haha! YES!
>>696175753
Silent Hill 3
>Kanye West has a part to play in this game.
>you were the bad guy the whole time....
>no body cares though.
>FPS
> The main antagonist is the gayest shit on earth and the whole solar system, but you can't say he doesn't have a slightly cool personality
>HURR DURR WAHT DOES THIS AMERICAN DO IN OUR VILLAGE HUUUURRRRR
>>696177260
911:Bush did it Edition
Fuckery in Russia
Cheeki Breeki
>>696177099
Supreme Commander
>>696177436
Farenheit
or
thief (whichover one)
>>696175159
system shock or i have no mouth?
>>696177494
ZDALGER XDDDD
>>696177404
Kanye Quest ?
>bad british accents
>interesting worlds and races
>the trade system ripped from patrician.
>dumb level up system
>no one cares about the story.
>>696177591
Nope.
>you help bigfoot
>make a pizza while you learn problem solving skills
>>696177534
I have no mouth. Good job
>You basically go visit a friend's house and then he has a life-changing arguement with his wife
> Your friend just hates you mentioning fruit in front of him
>place mines
>turn into rat
>steampunk muslim
>>696174241
Is it Condemned 2: Bloodshot?
> Hack and slash
>Awesome soundtrack
>Main guy is a cyborg
>>696177436
Shadow of the colossus?
>>696177103
res evil 4?
>Takes place during WW2
>You single-handedly destroy the German air force
>>696177155
Skyrim?
>>696177436
Shadow of the Colossus
GTA 5
Every Silent Hill game
Manhunt 1 and 2
>Be kaiju
>be naked
>>696177645
was it red dead? or some GTA? goddamnit
>>696177711
Metalgear Rising Revengence
>>696177683
Facade
>>696175725
F.E.A.R
>>696177683
Facade
>>696177686
dishonored
>>696177436
Bioshock infinite
>>696177845
>>696177856
Niiiice
>>696177773
nah
>>696177436
spec awps
>>696177710
Holy shit finally, winrar
>>696177864
yessss
>>696177773
Holy almost quints
>>696177436
Spec Ops: The Line
>help big foot
>collect and combine items
>travel to different locations
>trying to bring justice to the world
>everyone is an unhelpful fucking liar
>retarded assistant that I still keep around because of old connections
>shot a little
>Micheal approves
>i believe i can fly
>>696177528
>>696177736
>>696177779
>>696177876
no no....
hint, based on popular movie franchise after bad prequels.
>>696177997
fuck that game...
>>696175958
y tho
>2d puzzle -ish
>king sleeps without a crown
>from 95
>>696176571
Nazi Zombies. Some shitty dlc to BO2
>This game literally embodies the dream of every /h/ virgin
(including me but thats not the point)
>>696178103
Pheonix wright: Ace Attorney
>FEEL THE HEAT!
>>696178120
Bad prequels...
star wars something ?
>>696178221
Gal gun
>>696178120
but it could be ANY of the star wars
> Set in new York
> Main guy brought back from the dead with cool powers and is pic related.
>>696177448
Far Cry 4
>>696177448
Come on guys, please try this one, its an FPS OKAAAAIII
>>696177784
rampage
>>696178368
Oh cool, winrar
>>696178312
yep
and this was an rpg
>>696178120
KOTOR?
>help big foot
>collect and combine items
>travel to different locations
>friends with a rabbit
>drive a police car
>>696178342
yes, but in this one you are the bad guy... and it ultimately doesn't matter...
>>696178336
Naah