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If you scroll past this thread without replying, this will happen to you.
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damn i scrolled
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>>696162995
sheeeet
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http://special-effects-makeup.tumblr.com/post/67181025403/sfxmakeupblog-broken-wrist-by-sometimesalicefx
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le reply!
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If you reply to this post I'll rape ops mother and post webm
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make up will happen
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>>696162995
I would fuck that so hard!
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>>696162995
WHY DONT YOU PUT ON A LITTLE MAKEUP
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rip
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>>696162995
damn
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oh noes
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>>696162995
motherfucker
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>>696162995
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>>696162995
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that's nasty break but reparable

must be female with bad bone density
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>>696162995
I bet the jews did this
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>>696162995
Wew
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is my girlfriend getting raped by my pal?
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fuck u op
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>>696162995
I already scrolled past it, it's true /b/ros
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arschloch
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>>696162995
.
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>>696162995
please no...
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pls no
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>>696162995
All
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>>696162995
That's some nice makeup work anon.
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Will you pay for my hospital bill if this happens anyway, OP? If not, fuck you.
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have immunity cat, sorry,, leaving thread
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>>696162995
:c
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>>696162995
fuck you
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>>696164443
idiot off by one? nice bait
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>>696162995
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>>696162995
darn
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>>696162995
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>>696162995
ok
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Nope
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oh hell no
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>>696162995
.
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BOI!
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>>696162995
better safe than sorry
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>>696163502
You won't do it.
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no chances taken
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>>696162995
Nigger
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Nothx
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whats
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>>696162995
fucking replying
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>>696162995
d
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>>696162995
immunity cat
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fuck you faggot
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>>696162995
Fucking faggot
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>>696162995
Nah.
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fuck you nigger
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>>696162995
fucking cunt motherfuck
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>>696162995
L m a o
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Do it faggot
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>>696162995
rekt
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>>696162995
reply
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>>696162995
Nice. Just a reminder that "SAGE" goes into the options field.
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>>696162995
I'll get a latex applique of a compound wrist fracture? sweet.
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>>696162995
rip
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shet
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>>696162995
uililuilui
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>>696162995
what?
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Fucking hell
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>>696162995
:( k
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>>696164489
Don't do that.
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no
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>>696162995
Ok fine ouch
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>>696162995
ktys
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Neck beard
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B-But there is a loli thread
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newfag
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Damn
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Shit
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>>696162995
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>>696162995
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>>696162995
.
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>>696162995
Nigger
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>>696162995
wfafwafwaf
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>>696166969
lmao fuck you shitposter
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>>696162995
kbhjhbjhbkbh.
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Nope
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Faggot
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Shiiiiit
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>>696162995
damn you
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ouch
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>>696162995
cancer thread
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>>696162995
fake.
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>>696162995
Thats some pretty realistic looking make up
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K
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>>696162995
You're dead to me
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kys
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>>696162995
wew
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nope
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>>696162995
fy
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>>696162995
lil boat
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>>696162995
fuck u
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>>696162995
Dude
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>>696162995
why tho
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>>696162995
K
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>>696162995
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sigh
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>>696162995
no thanks
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>>696162995
fuckyourself
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Fuck you faggot
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>>696162995
fdg
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excuse me?
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>>696162995
wuts dat ?
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>>696162995
man
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>>696162995
Fuck
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>>696162995
looks broken
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Effre
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Fuck this
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>>696162995
i'm waiting
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Bruh
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>>696162995
well.
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y
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>>696162995
Fuck you
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Mmmm
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O no i must replii
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>>696162995
fug dude
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Fsx lol
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>>696162995
Weeaboo
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>>696162995
Someone will put bad theater make up on my arm?
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>>696162995
not tooday nigger
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>>696162995
That is makeup.
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>>696162995
fake and gay
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>>696162995
jokes on you my left arm is gone from the elbow
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came back after i scrolled bc my hand broke
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Saved by the cat
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just in case
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i see a face growing out of that wrist.
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I
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nooo
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not me
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just in case
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>>696162995
Guy was fapp'n at Mach speed.
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Cancer
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>>696162995
dubs
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Abc123
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fine
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Boobs
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meh.
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cool
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haha
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>>696162995
wtf
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>>696162995
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>>696162995
If you see this message, OP's thread won't happen to you.
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>>696162995
k
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>>696163689
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kR0gOEyK6Tg
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>>696170392
Threat*
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kys
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Reply
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>>696162995
Oh shit nigga
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Not risking
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OP: If you ever post one of these threads again or posts similar you will die in a fire. Trust me im a shaman (i do drugs to ascend spiritually) i trip on cough medicine everyday
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But what if I want that to happen to me and just want to stop by and say "neato, daddy-o"
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>>696162995
pls
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Ok
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>>696162995
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no
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>>696162995
Damn
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>>696162995
oh dear
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>>696162995
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>>696162995
plz no
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no thanks
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>>696162995
Le rebly
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>>696162995
pls dont hurt me
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>>696162995
fuark
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>>696162995
Fuck off
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>>696169873
Thanks anon
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>>696162995
pls
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>>696162995
pls stahp
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reply replying
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>>696170740
Sauce on the artist?
>"shit look dope" as the negro say'

>also secretly going to masturbate to this, not gonna lie
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>>696162995
ass
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>>696162995
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>>696162995
da fuque
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cccccccccc
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sure
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>>696171181
It shall not!
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>>696162995
Reply
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>>696162995
This game is getting boring.

That being said, this actually happened to me once. Not a lot of fun. Still can't feel half of my left hand.
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>>696162995
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>>696162995
oh no
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>>696171181
I've never worked in my life, i still live(stuck) with my bipolar 120kg artheritus riddled nigger mother.
I repeated 5yrs of my highschool/college yrs and still got no diplomas.

My parents raised me seperatly since childhood, my mother is in denial about her mental ilness, she thinks it's telepathic attacks from other people (friends/familly/strangers).
Has gonne of her meds Once again.

And i am living on the "Allocation pour adult handicapé" (i'm french, my mothers french)
Because i have have neuro-cognitive problems that make me a literally compulsive procrastinator, along with poor muscle tune, slow reactions, and i have a semantic pragmatic disorder (a symptom present in autists and ADD/ADHD, english doctors diagnosed me with ADD, psychiatry diagnosise is alot more difficult than diagnosise in other medical feilds).

>Basically my life is worse than the jpg anon posted.

I wake up at 1pm browse 4chan (usually /v/ /d/ /gif/ and /hc/)
Do what my mother tells me, like chores and shit.
Browse all untill 8am then fall asleep.

>HERE IS A GUY GETTING SHOT HAVE FUN
and fuck all OF YOU I HOPE YOU DIE

HAVE FUN
http://www.mediafire.com/download/ndydc6949rad1fv/Marissa%26%2339%3Bs+Contributions+to+the+Female+Species+%281%29.rar
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well fugg u too
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>>696172903
aND i don't shower, only once every 2 weeks
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>>696162995
kill me now
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Can I reply and still have it happen?
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>>696162995
Confound your lousy (you), Jew
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>>696162995
sdssdvsdvdsvsdvsvsFVgfbhaethrťjhntnbfvxcybcgmklithwrhgrwztejguligulhgnbdfsvgwčtzťčžýíáýíťwčžtčtgfbgfjmfzuk
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I would just like to point out that if you roll up to this thread, but refresh instead of rolling past it you can avoid the fucked up arm without replying.
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>>696162995
what's with this internet faggotry lately? /b/ reaching new lows...
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asshole xDDDDDD
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At least a fucking doc can help to fix this
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>>696162995
khkhhkhkhkh
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>>696162995
>6969
Praise kek
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Rip
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>>696162995
that shit looks like a fucking face
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no no no
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>>696162995
Kill yourself
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good christ
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okay then
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>>696162995
kys
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>>696162995
now this i s quality u a f pts
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no
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>>696162995
what the fuck
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>>696162995
......nope
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>>696162995
This must hurt.
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No pls
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>>696162995
nigger
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>>696162995
Fuck
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oh my kot
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nein
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Fuck me
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sheeit
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Ugh
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>>696162995
not risking
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>>696162995
No pls
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>>696162995
Ahhh
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>>696162995
fuk u faggot
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I hope i bleed out
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god no
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Better do it
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Nuck figgers
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Watch him rolling watch him go, he be rolling down the street he be rolling to the beat
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No>>696162995
Nope
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>>696162995
naaaaaaaaaaaah
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>>696162995
balls
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>>696162995
J
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Fuck that
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Cunt
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>>696162995
fug
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You son of a bitch
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>>696162995
k
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>>696162995

what the actual fuck!
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Fuk u
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Sweet Neptune....
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>>696177514
welcome to 4chan, newfriend
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>>696162995
oh my
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no
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wew
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sex
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>>696162995
ohhh yeaahh
checkem
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Wtf happened to that guy jeez
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>>696162995
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake.
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nonononon
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>>696163502
Currently waiting
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i cant help falling in love with you.
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Kill
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>>696162995
Derm
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that must be one hell of a handjob
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>>696162995
that shit actually looks pretty fake and tons of makeup, op fucking faggot
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Hh
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>>696162995
He was masturbating so vigouously to Rosanne Barr's picture he suffered this fracture. For the record, he was using his left hand, "to make it feel like someone else"
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>>696162995

its fake, faggot. are you blind?
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looks like a face
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omhg
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ouch
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Fuck you
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>>696162995
Fake n gay
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>>696162995
Sheeiit nignog
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You're an abomination
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>>696162995
pls no
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>>696162995
Holy fuck
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fuck
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>>696162995
jeez
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>>696162995
Fuck
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>>696162995
fuck you
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>>696162995

fake and gay, it's make up
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>>696162995
Replying
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>>696162995
i am... disgusted
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>>696170564
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sir you are a nigger
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i dont believe you
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But how, exactly?
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Not the make up please
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>>696162995
NICE
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no risk
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>>696162995
No
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Neyyyyy
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.
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>>696162995
shit nigger
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>>696162995
ok
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>>696162995
ay ay ay
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öä
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>>696162995
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Oh no
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lol i dont want that
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thx op...
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>>696162995
sweet night pupper
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you're lying
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