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so i told my gf about signing a prenup and she blew up on me

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so i told my gf about signing a prenup and she blew up on me lol

wat do you /b/ros think i should do to calm her down?
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>>696239619
tell her to fuck off
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>>696239706
/thread
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break up
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>>696239619
Seriously whats the big deal about signing it? If she was planning on being with you forever it shouldnt matter.
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>>696239619
calm her down? The fact that she's freaking out indicates you need to dump the bitch.
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>>696239619
>calm her down

Are you high?
Call her a gold digging lazy cunt, and kick her to the curb to fend for herself.
You don't HAVE to be her mealticket, faggot.
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>>696239619
Tell her "If you care you will do this for me" and then don't say anything else. Let her rant and rave for a long time and just remain silent and do not respond until she starts responding better.
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>>696239857
also I just want to point out that your bitch can't even spell "Cheap" OP and you want to marry her?
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>>696239706
This
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>>696239619
she's a cunt. leave.
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I mean if she is still your gf now you are the most beta or betas
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>>696239619
clearly she only wants money get rid of her
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Prenups don't men shit nowadays she'll just tell a judge you coerced her into signing and BAM! there goes half of your shit.
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>>696239619

Dump her, taking half your shit is obviously in her mind at some level otherwise she'd just sign. She also sounds immature as fuck.
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If a girl reacts negatively to signing a prenup shes trash. My girlfriend was completely ok with the idea and even said we should add a clause that states if we gain more than 30 pounds after marriage its grounds for divorce. Shes a fucking keeper.
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Half of marriages end in divorce
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>>696239619
You can stay with her, you can break it up, but in both cases there are no better responses to her tantrum than ignoring it. Literally do not respond for several days on end.
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>>696239619
Assuming this isn't fake, you need to end this shit right fucking now. Dump her over text and post results, this bitch is going to suck every dollar out of you.
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Reply "Well you and your friends can fuck right off"
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Her names janine and she wont sign a prenup. Obviously means shes in it for the future divorce. Dump her bitch ass op
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>>696239619
Leave. Right now not even joking. Shit clearly saying: GIME ME FREE SHIT! This should not be an issue if you never break up. But clearly she's planning to, or use it against you. If you agree with this you're a fool. Also iPhone 4s IOS6? Serious man.
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Fuck this bitch Anon! She obviously wants your money and assets and is throwing a huge fucking fit cause she wont be getting want she wants. If she doesn't sign, dump her gold digging ass!
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>>696239952
This.
I wouldn't of even needed to think for 1 second before responding "Greedy cunt. I don't owe you shit, pack yur shit up, I'm not taking care of your gold digging ass. PS: You're getting fat and fuck like a dead fish, you nasty cunt"
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>>696240093
Thats both hilarious and awesome. 10/10
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Stupid cunt/10.
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>>696239920
good advice here
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>>696239619
>Janine
?
who the fuck names their kid that?
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>>696239619
Post her number. I'll calm her down.
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OP here

i can't just leave her, shes pregnant

she said she got drunk and accidentally had sex with her ex and got pregnant but now i should take responsibility

i feel like shes right and she doesnt want anything to do with Victor anymore so i can trust her
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>>696240106
And 80% of divorces are initiated and only wanted by the woman.
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>>696239619
Mayytee the way she just spoke to you. You need to dump her. Fuckinh disrespectful and if it matters that much signing it seems as if she doesnt intend to stick around
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>>696239836
top fucking kek
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>>696239619
> can't spell "cheap"

Strike 1

> wrong use of "your"

Strike 2

> no logical argument, resorts to BE A MAN

Strike 3! Bitch, get your ass outta here!
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>>696240313
Nice bait. Fell for it/10
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>>696240234
Thats why I fucking love my girl. She understands what it means to love and cherish someone. Leave this cunt OP.
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>>696239920
this. If she actually refuses then fucking RUN, run as far as you can from this feminist hypercunt, I don't care how long you've been with her, just get out.
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>>696239619
>I don't sign shit for nobody
Guess she can't sign the marriage certificate then, oh well
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>>696240313
>accidentally
cuck

tell her to fuck off, its not my baby so its not my problem.
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>>696240313
>obvious bait
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>>696240313
>>696239619
this bait is bad man.
You can't just go from the first post to being cucked, it's too obvious. You gotta make these faggots think they drug out the being cucked part against your will.
Offering it up just makes it fucking obvious you're full of shit, faggot.
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>>696239619
Look women overreact sometimes OP, just go ahead and tell her she's overreacting and she will calm down, become rational, and you two can come to an agreement.
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>>696239619
Why are you even with a woman who doesn't know the difference between your and you're? That alone is good reason to dump the stupid bitch.
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>>696240313
nobody is this stupid
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>>696239619
Drop her unless you want to be cucked in a year.
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>>696239619
She says act like a man. So be a man and fucking dump the piece of shit.
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>>696240313
Ok, not gonna stick around and watch these idiots reply to this obvious bait
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>>696240106
Gotta be more than that dude...
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Question OP, how much is in your bank account and what are your assets? What kind of financial situation is she in?
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>>696240313
Lolwut
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>>696240917
I'm sure it's much higher in younger age groups, but I've not bothered to look up statistics...
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>>696240313
pls delete thread, just terrible
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>>696239619
>Her name is "Janine," which indicates that she is hideous physically
>She said "i don't sign shit for nobody." Dismissing her incorrect usage capitalization, her offensive improper grammar clearly identifies that Janice is of lower intelligence.
>Her liberal usage of foul language further speaks to her lack of intellect, manners and her being a lady, in general.
She is certainly fat and eats lots of fast food, likely complaining that there aren't enough delivery choices besides pizza or Chinese. Janice is definitely not wife material.
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>>696239619
Pre nub implies you got bank, she maybe in it for the money or she really does love you but wouldn't mind taking have if the marriage goes south. Dump her, she is trifling.
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>>696240940
my dad died recently and left me 80k and i work in software
she doesnt have a job because she says she wants to be a homemaker
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>>696240313
obvious bait is obvious
also you mongoloids here haven't even considered that this isn't even OP
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>>696241078
This
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>>696240866
This
/thread
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Charge your phone OP
My god
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>your

Kick her to the curb now for being an illiterate peasant.
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>>696239619
She is acting like a cunt and talks to you as you are a loser.

Be a man and tell her to fuck off, there is better bitches then a cunt like her.
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>>696239619
The fact that she freaked out that much means you were right to want a prenup
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>>696239706
You can work it out op. Jk, dump the whore
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are you using an iPhone 3 or some shit? lucky that bitch didn't leave you for that alone. you are a fucking cheapskate rofl
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>>696242037
in all seriousness break up with the retard and buy yourself a better phone
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>>696239920
2nd this
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>>696239619
>your
>don't sign shit for nobody
>were
breakup nao
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>>696241988
i really dont respond well to words like that
my gf says using words like that is really disrespectful to women and i dont want to be that guy
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>>696239619
Was your proposed prenup drafted by an attny?
Try to find out exactly what element she objects to.
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>>696240313
>being this much of a cuck
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>>696239920
>>696240005
!!!!!!!!!!THESE!!!!!!!!!!!!

make sure to save these screenshots in case yu are retarded and marry her.

she just called you dickless man.

if you dont at least dump her for a few hours she will never lern her place
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>>696241201
pack bags, get hotel room, gtfo of there
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>>696242496
i had my lawyer write it up but she wouldnt even look at it, she said she and her friends burned it
good thing i have copies right? lol
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>>696241157
>[fedora intensifies]
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>>696242348
dump her and take a screenshot of her reply
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>>696242645
Anything in the nup for when you find out the baby ain't yours?
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>>696241646
>there is better bitches
>is bitches
REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>696239619
>>696239619
Tell her that if her intention isnt to leave you pennyless then she shouldnt have a problem.this is the number one reason a bitch can get a ring from me and a ceremony but no legal documentation.
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>>696239619
>Take Responsibility Like a Fucking Man
What does she mean by that?
Do you two have children?
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>>696242861
no it had nothing to do with that, i already told my lawyer about her mistake
>>696243037
no because a man should take care of a pregnant woman, the kid isnt mine but ill rase it right
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Guys, just stop posting in the thread.
Can you not see how much of a helpless cuck OP is being?
Fucking hell.
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>>696243150
>kid isn't mine but I'll raise it
just please stop being such a fucking cuck
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>calling your rational decision "cheapskating"
>her friends think bad of you, you probably didnt met them much and all they know about if is from what they heard from your gf => she shittalks about you
>"if WE are going to make this work YOU are going to have to take responsibility" =>she wants all benefits and no obligations
this will not be an equal marriage, she will spend your money on useless shit to impress her friends while shittalking about how you dont work hard enough, while of course not working herself, because its your responsibility LIKE A FUCKING MAN. and since your are too busy with work and dont have enough time for her she will have an affair and blame it on you for neglecting her

run and dont look back
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lol'd at all you dickless losers for falling for ez bait
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She's literally calling you a dickless loser. What kind of responsbility does she want you to take?

In any case, this can't end well. Leave.

Also, depending on the state you live in, a prenup might be subject to annulment so she can still take your money.
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>>696239619
>your
immediately break up with her
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>>696239836
this
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>>696239619
You should have just had this illiterate cunt sign it. I bet you took the time explaining what it was, right you cheepskate dickless loser!?
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>>696243150
>because a man should take care of a pregnant woman

Unless the kid is his, a man really shouldn't.
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you let your gf talk this way about you? my bitch knows better, cause she'd get slapped
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is this you op? (except with a preggo black girl)
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>>696243780
Damn skippy. Or mine would walk in on me with her fuckn friend for saying some shit
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>>696243259
Good analysis. OP should learn from this.
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>>696239706
/thread
Bitch was going to dump you any way if that's her reaction
Remember everyone, don't stick your dick in crazy
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>>696243751
janine and my mom says otherwise
>>696243864
no lol shes white and the father is white
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>>696240313
nigga that is some -2/10 bait
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>>696241201

OP either she signs it or you leave her. If she could pull her own weight, then maybe you could work things out with out signing shit, however that's not the case.

She seems like a fucking lunatic in the texts, acting all high and mighty " about not signing shit" where in reality she's just acquiring half of your assets.

Check yourself before you wreck yourself OP.
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>>696239619
she's obviously black
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>>696239619
Tell her this
>>696239706
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>>696244096
Janine and your mom are stupid. Jesus fuck!
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>>696243259
This
Ditch her tonight. Done. Gone. Over.
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If you can't see the red flags in her response, and still want to be with her, you are already fucked
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>>696239619
dodged a bullet dude. be thankful you asked, would have fucked you for everything you own if she could. break up.
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>>696244553
true op
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>>696244096
A man should take responsibility for his actions. So, the guy she fucked is the one who needs to care for the children.

You, meanwhile, also need to take responsibility for your actions. Namely, for the horribly stupid idea of even getting together with this nasty whore in the first place. Leave her immediately, or you'll fuck up your whole live. Trust me, hat's the responsible thing to do.

>>inb4 bait

I know but I don't care.
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>>696240313
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>>696239619
Dont marry this she will leave you. I plan and having my girl sign one and if shes faithful for five years I'll get it absolved. If you want true love ask them to sign this before you marry them.
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>>696240106
I thought it was 50%
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fuck bitches get money
not marry bitches lose money
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>>696239619
gr8 b8 m8
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>>696239619
To calm her down tell her that nobody knows what the future holds, and this will just make things cleaner if something bad was to happen: Like her being a complete and utter bitch one times to many.
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>>696244858
>>half
>50%
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>>696239706
This. Either make her sign it or drop that bitch. With that attitude it looks like she's only with you for money
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>>696239619
Is pic related? Just asking because that looks like iOS from like 5 years ago lol
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Obvious bait thread
If OP was the person he is acting as in these replies he wouldnt bother asking /b/

His owner / fiancee would say no to prenup and he would reply "Yes maam" and do as he was told, while raising another man's baby.

Then later on he would text her again to find out when she is getting home from her gangbang.

Needless to say she doesn't reply, and he cries himself to sleep while masturbating over the thought of it.
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OP here y'all are stupid I ain't leaving her and I ain't leaving that baby. This was all a mistake on my part I never should have asked her to sign that stupid paper in the first place
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>>696242348
this is such bait it stinks
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>>696239619
Break up with her now.
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>>696239619
Dump her.
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t.cuck
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>>696245144
There we go, OP shows his true faggot colours.

You are the epitome of two things OP:

1) Bait

2) The systemic lack of self respect many men have in modern society due to society tacitly telling them they're worthless.
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/b/ has raised their voices in agreement. I cant fucking believe we all agree so hard. What the fuck
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>>696245080
Half of half is .25 so half = fifty percent
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This behavior proves she doesn't actually like you at all

She's just putting up with you so you'll eventually lose all of your shit to her, like a beta

if you continue being with her, you are truly dickless.
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>>696245144
>op in 6 yrs
don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again
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First, upgrade to a newer version of iOS or get a phone that can actually support a newer OS.

If you can't afford a newer phone I don't think you have anything to worry about in the prenup department.

Second dump the bitch make money then get a girl with her own money. This will make the world a better place.
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>>696239619
How did you approach her, OP? If you were seriously going to have her just sign on the dotted line, then you're shrewd and I respect that, but you're not very tactful or gentlemanly. I suspect you care about this girl on *some* level...

I told my soon-to-be wife that I wanted my attorney to draw up a prenuptial for us, but I also suggested that she retain her own attorney just to make sure everything was on the up and up and that she felt comfortable with everything. I even offered to pay for her attorney out of my own pocket.

Long story short...be smart, be a man, but don't come off like a total self-serving prick either.
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>>696239619
are you fucking retarded or is this b8?
women need men, not the other way around
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>>696245509
what school did you even go to
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>>696245080
taking the b8
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>>696245858
i was out of town and my lawyer sent it to her through the mail, she said she and her friends burnt it together
>>696245997
brown amirite? lol
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>>696242905
>der be betta bitches
fixed
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>>696241446
the cheepskate can't afford electricity
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>>696240313
Dat bait goddamnit.
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>>696246189
You understand that she literally owns you, don't you?

Have you ever really stood up to her over anything?
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>>696245610
lol
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>>696246324
OP here. Don't trust the b8 m8!!
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>>696240313

>i feel like shes right and she doesnt want anything to do with Victor anymore so i can trust her

Just give her ALL your money right now. And remain a limpdick pussy. She's got some other guy's bastard child growing inside her, and you are the king of the cucks who's gonna pay for it all.
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>>696239619
Dude what a bitch. Doesn't she realize that pre-nups are feminist?
Also, you don't need to be with someone who disrespects you like she does in that text.
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>>696239619
tell her you ain't doing shit until she signs.
you either get your way and have 10/10 make up sex, or dodge a massive fucking bullet.
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>>696246189
Your lawyer did what? Sent it to her in the mail, certified, like...he fucking served it on her? That doesn't even make sense. It's an agreement, a contract, basically, not an action.

Yeah this is bait...
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>>696239619
Run dude. She's obviously planning on taking half your shit.
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You're*
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>>696239619
I'll take the bait... Advice is KICK THIS FUCKING CUNT TO THE CURB
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>>696246432
almost
one time i said she shouldnt wear sweat pants that said 'juicy' on the ass and she slapped me
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>>696246775
if people can't find out this is bait then i have lost all hope in humanity
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Don't act like an asshole, just tell her see ya. Women feed off emotion, if you don't care it will destroy her and she will cave
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>>696246775
kek
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>>696240313
This is either bait it you really are a dickless loser, fuck that man what she did with some scrub is not your responsibility mate
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>>696246555
Well, there's this great new thing called the postal service. They provide transport for goods and services over distances. If you print a document, put it in an envelope, add a stamp, and mail it, that document will arrive some days later at the appropriate destination.

I'm assuming the lawyer's office is not inside the girlfriend's house, so in order to deliver the document to an individual in a different place someone dropped it in the mail.


Did you know you can write letters on a piece of paper and send that paper to other people? Crazy world we live in these days.
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>>696239619
ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT!
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>>696246555
why is it only retards get trips?
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>>696240093

Get her pregnant, she'll gain 31 pounds. Then divorce.
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>>696239619

this is the fakest shit I've ever seen
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>>696246992
*or you
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>>696240093
Did you add that clause in?
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>>696239619
break up intensifies
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>>696239619
Probably leave her. If she can't have a rational conversation then gtfo way before you reach prenup territory.

She sounds like a fucking bitch, so there's also that.
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>>696239619
>all these guys thinking that judges don't throw prenups out the window faster than Hillary wipes info off her servers
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>>696246555
it's like email, but with paper
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>>696239619
Dude her friends say you're a dick less loser she's cheating on you
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>>696247535
yeah but the last time i threatened to leave her she fucked 2 guys and pegged me
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Do you hold the liability or the assets.because technically my wife is worth more than me.but I also paid off every cent I owe. I am worth nothing.but I have the assets on my back, my phone, my laptop, my garage. No debts, no bills other than a cell and home wired service.
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>>696247777
oh i got quads
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>>696239619
Dump her and charge your phone
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>>696247011
It needs to be signed in front of a notary public you retard and/or in the attorney's presence. Unless you can go down to the post office and mail the entire law office with notary public to the wife-to-be, there's no reason to send her the form.

>>696247112
See above faggot
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>>696240313
dat sum bait
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>>696240313
I feel like this is bait

10/10
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>>696247777
kek
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>>696239619
Ditch the gold digging bitch.
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>>696247658
Email wouldn't have worked either. See >>696247928

Also, quit samefagging and spare me the photoshop
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>>696239619
Looks like she's planning to live for a few years out of your wallet, and then divorce you and leave you without a pot to piss in. Not wife material.

Find a gorgeous eastern european grill who has a sexy accent and will treat you like the man of the house, not some disgusting feminist.
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>>696240313
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>>696248052
what the fuck?
I was making fun of you for not understanding what mail is, that is all
what post would I even be samefagging?
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>>696248247
I know what the post is you faggot. It's like the point is going right over your head.
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>>696248183
shut up feminism is imporrtant we can all learn a lesson from it
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>>696239619
Cunt called you dickless. If you don't dump her, you're the biggest cuck in the world. If Cucktobia was a country, you'd be its king.
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>>696248359
post office*
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>>696248363
No, it's not. Silly anon.
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>>696239619
If prenups are good enough for fucking royalty (who used the same thing for centuries) no one should argue with them,

Be glad you found out she's insane. Also a lawyer can draft and witness a solid prenup. It's done all the time.

She talks like a nigger. Janine is a nigger name.

OP, all men got to stick together. You just got a sample of why niggers should avoid niggerettes.

Now go check tommysotomayor on Youtube if you don't believe me.
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>>696239619

> no prenup
> no marriage

literally the only reason someone would not sign a prenup and be angry about the suggestion, is because they have no assets and they want to benefit from divorcing you.

also, this means she also doesn't see herself spending the rest of her life with you.

>if she had no intent of divorcing you one day, it would literally be nothing more than a piece of paper with both of your signatures on it

consider this a blessing in disguise OP... you got to see her true colors before it was too late.

get rid of this cunt.
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>>696248359
you're the one that doesn't understand how mailing a piece of paper yields the result of the piece of paper being in front of the person to whom you mailed it
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>>696240132
>janine
Sounds like a nigger hooker's name.
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>>696239619
You dump her worthless gold digging ass and move on. Don't say a word to her other than it's over and stop answering her. You'll enjoy watching her self destruct.
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>>696248418
the post is an acceptable term for the system
the post office is a place, or business, depending on the context
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>>696248580
And you're the faggot that doesn't understand even if she signed the paper and gave it to her husband's attorney, it wouldn't be valid.

It needs to be signed in front of a notary public. Do you even know what a notary public is? Or what the purpose of a notary public is? Are...you retarded? Serious fucking question.
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>>696240313
>she said she got drunk and accidentally had sex with her ex and got pregnant but now i should take responsibility
>i feel like shes right and she doesnt want anything to do with Victor anymore so i can trust her

FEEL? You fucking mongoloid! Babbydaddy owes that money, not you , you fucking chump!

If this isn't bait, just leave and ruin your shitty beta life because even a greedy cunt is better than a gutless piece of shit.
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>>696241201
>she doesnt have a job because she says she wants to be a homemaker

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Unemployable nigger.
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>>696247777
Now you're just making stuff up.
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>>696248580

someone else here.

looks like there may be some confusion.

i think the guy you're talking to is talking about process serving, in which, no you cannot mail or email that. it has to literally go from the hands of a public servant into the hands of the recipient.

so i don't necessarily think he doesn't understand how mail works. rather, i submit, you are the one who does not understand how process serving works.
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>>696240313
If anybody was actually that stupid it would be grounds for justifiable homicide.
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>>696239619
Seems fake. In any case, if a woman really got this pissy then she literally was planning on divorcing you at some point anyways.
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>>696239619
Fake as fuck nigger
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>>696241201
>she wants to be a homemaker
Bitch is going to take you to the cleaners after she makes you watch her suck and fuck Tyrone, Jerome, Anton-eo & T-Ray all at once.
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>>696239836
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>>696249090
Fucking THIS.

I've just never heard of doing a prenuptial agreement in this way by sending it to her in the mail. What would the point be? Maybe so she can review it first before then signing it in the presence of a notary public?

But even that doesn't quite make sense. It would be like a doctor mailing you a prescription for a drug he wants you to take but that you need to bring back to him for him to sign. Just go to the office and everything will get done then and there.
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>>696241485
That gif hurts my OCD.
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>>696239619
It's time to get a new one.
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>>696239619
I told my fiance that one of the reasons Im with her is because she is independent. I told her if she doesnt sign it, then she isnt truly the independent woman that I thought she was.
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you are such a fucking faggot op holy shit
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not worth it, get rid
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>>696249087
do those quads lie
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>>696245618

>upgrading your phone should be high up on your list of obligations as an adult because being a complete sheep and having the newest technology is the most important thing about being a man in 2016

you are a fucking faggot
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>>696239920
THIS.
best way to see if your relashionship it's worthy as well.
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>>696240313
Your joking right? You must be trolling. She cheated on you. "Accidentally " Got pregnant, then your marrying her? This makes no sense.
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>>696249902
>>696249090

It's pretty obvious that he literally meant that the lawyer posted a copy of the prenup so she could see the details of what she was agreeing to, holy shit, it's not difficult. He's not asking her to sign the piece of paper wherever she is in the world, he's asking her to review the information and if she would agree to commit to the prenuptial agreement.

Fuck me /b/ you guys can be dumb
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>>696251450
it makes sense if you were a real man then you would get that
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>>696239619
>I don't sign shit for nobody
>Literally have to sign a marriage contract for the union to be recognized by the state
Looks like you're marrying a complete retard, congrats
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>>696239619
Fuck that cunt. Calm her down by fucking her friends. Gold digging bitch
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>>696251450
>>696248896
>>696246512
>>696240576
>>696240313
>falling for it
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You're** she's clearly retarded
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>>696252635
I agree but at the same time I could still believe it because people are so stupid.
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>>696240313
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>>696251857
That's not how mine was done, or how anyone else's was done that I know of, and I'll just leave it at that.
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Your getting cheated on OP. I guarantee it.
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>>696248854
irrelevant
you said you didn't know what the mail was
I didn't read any of the posts before that
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>>696247454
She wants to in the future.
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>>696249090
this might be the gayest thing I've ever seen
why do you care if there is confusion?
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>>696239619
Calm her down? Dude this is a a sign that its not going to work out.. strongly suggest you get the hell our of dodge, because she showed her true colors in those messages.
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>>696239836
This.
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>>696240313
Bait.
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>>696254395
This guy's going all out samefag
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>>696239619
Well that means shes not marriage material. If a woman refuses to sign a prenup she is not worth marrying.
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>>696239619
Dose with fluid
Light on fire
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>>696254769
I don't think you even know what that means
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>>696239619
Dude........bail.....Fuck her. There are lots of bitches out there that will sign a prenuptial because they're not lazy twunts.
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>>696239619

> calm her down

Fuck that. If she won't sign a pre-nup, end it.
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>>696239619
You don't. Walk.
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>>696240313
Worthless cuck, go get a draino enema you useless emasculated weiner.
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>>696240313
Oh okay.
Bait thread after all.
Well played
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This whole thread is terrible, god-awful fucking bait, but for those of you interested in one day getting a prenuptial/premarital agreement -- and I strongly recommend that you do -- here's basically how it works...

>hey wifey-to-be, prenup much?
>k
>cool go get yourself a lawyer
>k
>now we both have lawyers and the agreement will be super official and binding -- hurray!
>hurray!
>my lawyer wants to add this...
>k
>well my lawyer wants to remove this...
>k
>cool
>yeah cool
>ok cool

Then you all meet somewhere and sign the document. Done.
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Leave her. My wife signed mine.she simply said i want to be with you forever so i don't have an issue and did it. This one sounds like she will use you and cheat on you. Roll on bro
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>>696254395
>>696248580
>>696248247
>>696247658
>>696247112
>>696247011

Half of those are you and don't even deny it or post a TOTELLY LEGIT SCREENSHOT kek

Faggot.
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>>696255063
See:>>696256224
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>>696255883
You could have used the same lawyer if no prior relationship, and paid from joint account. They can be impartial.
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>>696255908
She already did cheat she's pregnant with another mans baby....
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>>696256502
Hector?
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>>696256502
shut up that was an accident
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Are you already married? If so, sucks to be you.

If not, it's your lucky day. You have a chance to save yourself a ton of fucking misery and money by telling that dumb bitch to go kick rocks.
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>>696256652
How do you accidentally wind up with another mans dick inside you? Don't be a moron OP.
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>>696240313
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>>696239926
she also used the wrong form of your
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>>696239619
>TAKE RESPONSIBILITY LIKE A FUCKING MAN
you're protecting your financial interests, 11/10 for responsibility pal.
>are you some kind of cheapskate(*)
clearly shows she was planning on using your money anyway.
Anyways you don't need to calm her down, she's just a spoiled bitch crying about you not surrendering your savings.
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>>696256652
Oh I tripped and your dick fell inside of me!
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>>696256488
I already had a lawyer on retainer
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>>696257242
This.

At least you know where you stand, and currently, it's behind the wall of money you have.
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Except that is not a real screen shot
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tell her to go fuck herself
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>>696257429
>tells you to be a man
>expects you to act like a bitch
>you really are just a faggot
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You're*
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>>6962403139
Bait is ruined
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>>696257665
I think you quoted the wrong post bro... or you are mistaking me for OP
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>>696240313
nice try
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>>696240313
Yea everyone go home, bait thread
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>>696257750
what does he mean by this?
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