I'm in a mood to analyze people.
Post your pictures, you or a friend of yours, or a shitty celebrity, so far I'm at an 85-90% accuracy rate. I'll tell you what kind of person the picture given portrays itself as.
>>767917889
>my boss
>>767917889
Yeah yeah nice try fbi
YOU BUM ASS BITCH
>>767918133
Borderline psychpath, no father figure. Mired in mostly-failed attempts at masculinity. Married to a woman he hates, pays for sex on the side. Likes it rough.
>>767918089
This is the faggot of /b/ who wanna become trap and love traps
>>767918089
The original poster of this image was obviously going for a shock value, perhaps a liberal/progressive goal, alternatively, and most likely he was a repressed conservative who was also into BDSM, and preferred to be the submissive, as this picture was most likely taken by a dominant. A friend would not take this picture, this is purely for humiliation purposes, which can be romantic in the right situation.
From what I can see, this is a BDSM image from a relationship of either an extremely dominant female, or a relatively dominant male.
>>767918342
>I am too stupid to understand basic punctuation.
>>767918373
Wrong, I'm actually Phyllis diller
>>767918291
yeah he's a fucking creep alright. thanks my man
How much does a person's eyes influence your analysis of them? I always feel that eyes are extremely powerful in determining how smart/dumb/cunning a person is... thoughts?
>>767918411
Guy who thinks he's smart, inherited lots of money from his parents, has a very awkward, and cliche sense of humor, sexually advances timidly on his employees. Does not have a very bad temper, is submissive to a higher boss.
Basically an asslicker.
>>767918373
>I do not know anything about internet history
Guy who took the photo just liked his asshole stretched. Whatevs, he's a power bottom or something. He took this pic himself with a timer. Pic got famous when someone got pissed that another site was hotlinking pics from his site. He substituted the hotlinked pic with this one, creating lulz and maymays.
>>767918405
Sorry sir, what are you doing here on /b/? Sir Alex Ferguson aka my spanish language teacher
>>767918373
Lmao “he’s liberal” “but probably consevative” “he’s a dom male” “or a sub male to a dom female” You’re an actual autist lmao
>>767918133
Dude looks like a bald & retarded cumberbatch
Fucking grammar police here
>>767918592
Err... Yes? I am? But that's not necessarily a bad thing, I just think I can analyze things pretty well and I have fun doing it.
>>767918917
>I just think I can analyze things pretty well
Analyze yourself, autist.
>>767918149
I am not affiliated with the FBI. We don't know you live on 27894 Usera St., California 84423, I simply want you to send your pictures to me so I can tell you what kind of person you are.
#wiretap
>>767919070
I do. On a daily basis. Sorry for trying to have fun.
>>767919230
PROTIP --> "On a [daily, weekly, or whatever] basis" does not mean what you think it does. Just say 'every day.'
>>767919286
Shit, you're right, grammar confirms. So I have learned, thank you.
>>767919286
+ Obligatory 4chan faggot comment.
>>767919483
I did this to myself.
Okay, this dude obviously has some depression issues, he lacks muscle or any kind of skin wrinkles, despite his mid-20's age, he's a perv, and a closet exhibitionist, otherwise, he's just your stereotypical 4chan visitor with a larger than average dick.
My guess is he was raised by a single parent, most likely a mother, with an insane liberal inclination. Not like normal liberal, I mean batshit vegan liberal. This is his form of rebellion.
>>767919483
you were way off on the last part. but close on the exibitionist thing. i dont think that makes me that much of a perv tho
