My girlfriend just told me she's late on her period, i'm 18 years old and can't support a kid in any way. She said she will not get an abortion if shes preggo, wtf do i do???
>>698392103
Kill her.
Tell her you faked the orgasm
>>698392103
Tequilla and stairs
Coat Hanger
>>698392140
Thought about it, theres no way.
Be a man and start making more money. It's incredibly hard and will put a strain on you both but it's one of the most rewarding things in the world and you'll regret it terribly if you fuck it up.
Military. You get money for both the girl and the baby. That is, if you're okay with putting up with bullshit for the next 3-5 years
>>698392103
My gf has been late on her period many times, dont worry It'll come. If she's pregnant get an abort.
>>698392238
Too early for that, but will keep it in mind
>>698392378
oh snap i misread the post, if abortion is off the table youre screwed LUL
Put it up for adoption or convince her to get an abortion. Also, being late doesn't mean she's pregnant. Have her take a test in a couple days.
>>698392103
When she comes over next, strangle her with a shoelace. Then dig a 12 foot hole and place her in it. Bury it half way and place a dead animal on top, then bury the rest.
change name and city
>>698392103
have the kid... the kill the kid couple of months later
>>698392352
i work at mcdonalds right now, however i'm currently interviewing for jobs that can lead to actual careers. if it comes dow to it i'll stay, but i really don't want to.
>>698392522
dont listen to this dumb shit. you have to dig the hole before killing her, you never know who shows up at night. all of a sudden you have to dig a few more holes and are spending the whole fucking night doing that shit
Make like a titty and bounce.
>>698392718
You can just hit her in the belly, or force her to take abortion pills, or just move away very far. where from? what languages do you speak? what did you study?
Leave and never come back
>>698392103
Kick her stomach and china. Use your fists too.
Put mysoprostol on his soup
>>698392521
she said theres no way she'll give it away and abortion is not an option, she wants her parents to raise the damn thing, thats what really pisses me off
This is why we need mens' rights. A man shouldn't be forced to raise a kid he doesn't want.
Knock another bitch up and change your skin color to black.
>>698392930
just do this then >>698392873 there arent many ways to get out of this, you kill her, beat the crap out of her or leave for a very far away place
Push her down the stairs
>>698393046
man i 100% agree, its honestly bullshit, if it doesnt happen i'll be afraid to have sex with her again because now i know her stance on the whole thing
Tell her you're sterile
>>698392103
ever seen the Saw movies?
in one of those movies, a guy pushes a door hard open and pushes a preggo woman between te door and wall.
so, there you go.
Break up with her. It's your only option. Tell her if she wants to raise the kid then she can do it on her own.
>>698393286
>if it doesnt happen i'll be afraid to have sex with her again because now i know her stance on the whole thing
thats why you have to dump her right after
>>698392103
Connect Warlus punch in the belly
>>698392103
Go full nigger: Let her have it, be absent, give no support, put her on welfare, look for the next bitch to impregnate.
1-3 slayer
4-6 fishing
7-8 woodcutting
9-0 smithing
>>698393359
good idea but i took her v-card, there is no one else it could possibly be
>>698393496
well then you have an easy way to find out if she cheated on you, tell her you are sterile and see how she reacts
>>698392103
A little bit of nail Polish remover never hurt anyone OP
>>698392360
She will also fuck other fools when you are away.
>>698393595
>>this
I suppose it's too late for "after pill" ?
Also ever heard of contraception ?
>>698393595
at this point i really dont give a fuck if she did, im just sweating bullets over this baby business
Induce a miscarriage
>>698392103
Post pics and address. We will take care of it for you
1. She's an idiot and she isn't preggles.
2. Push her down the stairs.
>>698393688
>>698393735
wore a condom every time, sometimes they dont work i suppose
>>698393601
Nail Polish remover will make her abort, just give it to her mixed in with a drink.
>>698392272
There is always a way, like a work visa to Australia.
>>698392352
Gee willyker you're a faggot
Get a decent paying factory job and work really hard and make your way up. Doesn't require any education and its something that teaches you all you need to know while you're there. Some people get paid a lot at my place and I can turn into a career if I needed to
>>698393743
Seriously just post her info everywhere if you don't see youself staying with her. Someone will be fucked up enough to do something to scare her enough to move far away.
>>698393832
Only if they break, and it's not like you can miss it happening easily. And that's what the after pill is for.
>>698392103
Start cooking her meals/making food like sandwiches and put crushed abortion pills in it
The A (bortion) Team
>>698392103
Shit situation /b/ro,
But you're gonna have to just shut the fuck up and man up, take responsibility and look after your child.
I've been there it sucks, but I had my first child at 18 it was a shock to the system yeah but you quickly adjust, I had to leave college and get a home and job, it was hard going yeah it was the work was Shit too.. but y know.. you done it to yourself, my eldest daughter though is now five and I wouldn't change her for the world
>>698392103
Honest to god, Orange juice. I think it's the vitamin C or something. I know one anon even got vitamin C tablets (again, you might wanna Google it to check if C is correct) and crushed it in his girls food, which gave her an abortion. Just gave her a fuck ton of Orange juice and tablets crushed in food. I'd say your best bet is Google things that give you a miscarriage and be creative in getting her to ingest them
>>698392103
Lmao leave her if no abort. Your too young anon
>>698393964
OR she poked a hole in one
>>698394125
Don't listen to him. You will be throwing away your life for a child you can have later, at your own convenience
>>698392103
Sounds brutal, but first get a DNA test.
>>698393832
bs, she cheated on you, and now she's hoping you'll raise the cuck baby
>>698392103
My thumbs hurt
>>698394178
if she actually did that she deserves to be killed anyway. WHY THE FUCK DO WOMEN HAVE TO PLAY AOUNRD WITH THIS SHIT "UPS I FORGOT THE PILL" ETC FUCK WOMEN
/r/equesting the abortion potion greentext for OP.
>>698394125
shut the fuck, not everyone wants to be a cuckold like you
>>698394178
Why would she ? It's not like he's a richfag. Why babytrap a poorfag ?
>>698394178
I got my girlfriend preggo by pounding her in the ass, true story. Fucked her in the butt doggy style without a condom, came in her ass, the jizz/shit combo rolled down her crack and into her cooter. Kid will be 4 next month.
>>698393964
yeah thats true, i hope im just being paranoid, but i saw a different side of her last night, it was almost as if she wanted a baby, now i think she might be crazy enough to do some sketchy shit in order to get one.
You can creampie her every day, and when childbirth comes, use your dick to block the baby.
>>698392103
Hey OP
I was in your situation when I was 21. My advice is do a lot of pregnancy tests with her. my ex gf did her first two were postive (I almost an heroed) others were negative.
>>698394425
Kek
>>698394410
and you know this how? stop being a retard
>>698394352
>>698394410
At the very least she could be using the kid for child support and welfare
>>698394452
Zozzle
>>698392103
Map ger day to day movements and mug her while wearing a balaclava. Put on an accent if you can OP and be sure to push her onto her stomach as you leave
Run nigger run
>>698394410
>>698394410
So he cant leave her for someone hotter. So she can get fat. So she can force him to move in with her. There's a whole bunch of potential reasons outside of just fat cash. Though that being said, maybe she wants dem sweet gubmint babybucks
>>698394591
He said he's working at mcdonalds. Why would a well off person work at fucking mcdonalds ?
>>698394646
That's just low.
>>698394537
This chick looks a LOT like the LA Beast.
>>698394272
get a dna test if shes actually pregnant, also dont be stupid, if you used condoms everytime if the condom didnt break or you didnt touched her with cum in your hands
(I'm supposing here that you actually know how to wear a condom) the actual fail rate is 1/10000
TL;DR get the dna test
>>698393046
U don't get forced to raise it, the contrerary. Even if u wanted to raise it, she can still easy prevent u from it. U just HAVE to PAY for EVERYTHING
>>698392103
1) Tell her you have a policy - you'll be there for your kid, but no matter how much you trust anyone, you've promised yourself to get a DNA test to make sure it's yours. She will be upset, make sure she understands it has nothing to do with her, you've just seen the stats and heard too many stories about guys getting fucked this way, so it's a promise to yourself.
2) Don't rely on the pill. Wear a condom, or in a LTR make sure a girl gets an IUD or something like that.
3) If she has it, and it is yours, it's time to man up. I know we live in a culture where 18 year olds don't really want to be adults yet, and we treat them like they don't have to, but you're of an age where you can and should be responsible about this. You helped create a life. Don't help create another aimless, fatherless nobody, like the millions of others ganging up the ghettos. And don't set yourself up for regret in 20 years when you realize you lost your family and legacy by putting this kid aside. Man up. Work hard. Take a shit job that pays alright, or take a shit job with a chance to further move up in an industry, or go learn a trade skill that will set you up with a regular, middle-class income. Then take care of your family.
>>698392103
>Wont get abortion if she is preggo
Mate just change brands
>>698392352
This
Fucking man up.
>>698394786
That shit's called real life
>>698392103
just ignore the ignorant whore they do this all the time its a scare tactic th'ere mother taught them to entrap a man.
>>698392103
one (highly hyphenated) word
>abortion-murder-suicide
>>698395240
>>698395229
>>698395123
Don't be a spinless person and listen to them anon. If you are not committed to raising a child, you and the kid don't deserve each other. Force a miscarrage or some shit.
>>698395752
i already said that i would stick around, i would just prefer it to be aborted
>>698394982
Fail rate is 1/100 anon
>>698392103
Stress can cause a late period, try giving her a really chill night in, run her a bath, give her a full body massage, rape her eyesocket, make her some herbal tea. If she completely relaxes she might just blob on out of nowhere, that's worked for me with girls in the past.
>join the army
>have her raise the kid and promise all those armybux and a lifetime of support when you return from tour
>assuming you don't die, don't bother coming home, just join some PMC and spend your days removing kebabs and raking in those warbux
It's not like she's gonna fly out to get you
>>698395987
But if she doesn't want to abort then you have to either deal with the bastard or I duce a miscarriage
slip a morning after pill into her breakfast
>>698392103
Hands can't get pregnant retard
>>698395987
Dude, at 18 you don't know what's best for you. Stonewall her right away, show that you will NEVER be there for her or the kid, in any way. Keep it up and she'll abort. She just wants her manslave, don't fall for it.
>>698395229
fuckin cucks, the guy uses condoms with no intent to get a child, bitch is a bit late and it's all happy baby times ahead for her. Now at which point does he have any rights? DATS RITE, don't fuck is your only right, he only has responsibilities and she now has all the rights.
OP, start widening your urethra and when its good and wide enough, stick a nail in your cock with the pointy bit pointing out and shank fuck that lil fuckin baby out of her stinky vagoo.
>>698392103
Your seed your problem, Man up OP
>Honestly OP if you impregnated her, you have just as much obligation to take care of the child just as she will be expected to once the child may or may not come in to existence
OR
>Find a way to slip the contraceptives in her food or drink
>I personally suggest getting her to think you are happy about the possibility
>Once she is lured into a false sense of security, that is when you slip Lavender/Rosemary essential oil into a strong herbal tea as well as other forms of sustenance
>Be sure it is strong enough, not so strong that she will be suspicious
>>698393595
Yes, most 18 year olds have gone in for sperm viability testing, she's sure to believe that
>>698392103
Why no borty? She religious or something?
Solution: kill self
>>698396347
>manning up and providing for your own child makes you a cuck
>>698396104
>>698394982
Then you can just get more than one test.
>>698396585
She wants her money and a manslave, fool.
>>698392103
>my gf
stopped reading
>>698392352
This is retarded advice.The only sensible path is abortion (which is no big deal). Otherwise both these kids will be divorced and locked into dead-end jobs, their incomes supplemented by welfare forever. That's not being a man, it's just stupid. They'll find out pretty quick that whatever huckster preacher is selling their religion doesn't give a shit about them either. It's bad for the kid. Get the abortion.
>>698396726
At 18 with no decent job? Seems unlikely.
>>698396540
i bet you are american
>>698396891
Child support/welfare goes a long way
>>698396347
>don't fuck is your only right
That's right fukwad. If you're fucking, there's a chance she'll get pregnant. Even with condoms, birth control, etc.. Every time you're fucking, you roll the dice.
>>698396697
If you are left with no choice regarding your own life then you're cucked by that bitch.
18 years of financial servitude for something you didn't do anything to deserve and have no control over after you've fucked someone even if you took all the countermeasures
versus
I dunno OP, are you a 1st time criminal and how long would a prison sentence be for murder?
>>698397016
And fuck all those who get babies just for welfare. Lot's of Africans and Hispanics with jobs in northern virginia already doing this shit. Dont be a fucking drain on society op
>>698396347
Are you really this stupid?
>>698392103
Cunt punch.
>>698397130
she controls the fuckin dice tho if it ends up badly
>>698397194
Meant no jobs
>>698394425
just get a paternity test anon, you'll thank me
>>698397198
are you this cucked? :D
>>698397130
Virgin angst detected
Pee in Her. It'll kill it before it forms. Just tell her to shower afterwards.
>>698397395
this. science, OP. science
>>698392103
> The only honest answer
I don't know, you're fucked
>>698392103
I would tell you to buy some Plan B and slip it in her drink, but I'm afraid its too late for that if she's already missed her period. I'd say your best bet is to emphasize that you do not want the child under any circumstances and if she has it you will provide absolutely no help, or the bare minimum that the law demands if such laws apply where you live. Try to scare her into getting the abortion. Definitely play up the fact that her family will find out and be ashamed, angry, etc, especially if they are the type of family that would really care. Idk man just use your head and manipulate her into doing what you want. I'm sure you can think of better ways than me given that you know the details and nuances of the situation.
>>698392103
In one month hire a man to mug her, have the man punch her gut as hard as possible
>>698392103
If you're black, go with your instincts and run.
>>698392103
Plan B pill you retarded nigger
>>698397395
Shieet does that work???
>not op btw, same kinda issue tho
>>698397494
this is probably the smartest reply. every nigger is willing to do that for a little cash
abortion and the morning after pill are two different things. also, stop with your copypasta.
>>698392103
I've thinking about this for months
This is what i would do
>Have gang member friend
>Tell him ill pay him money if he and some of his friends try to "rob" me and gf
>Tell him i'll try to resist, so he will punch me severe times
>Tell him to punch gf too
>Punch and kick her in the stomach as hard as they can
>Run
>Will get ass kicked but baby is kill
>Gf will never suspect anything
>>698394425
Doubt
>>698396971
I bet you aren't American
>>698392352
My mom didn't do that and now I'm making 80k straight outta college. Those that end up with dead end prospects were always gonna end up with dead end prospects.
>>698397395
Is-Is that a thing?
>>698397568
>be gay
>getting fucked in the ass bare
>old man pees in my ass
>all the little nigglets get liquified and shat out
i can confirm it works but only if your child is going to be a nigger
>>698392103
Man the fuck up, you made the decision to impregnate your gf.
>>698392103
tell her to Juno that shit, then dump her after she has the kid. at 18 you have a kid and your life is over. I have 2 good friends who pregg'd their gf at 18, one now has 3 kids and is decently adjusted, the other give half of his paycheck to his ex every month and is suicidal
>>698392103
No easy thing to say man. Just gotta man up, work shitty jobs, and survive.
>>698397665
this is probably the best way to get out of this without killing her
>>698397703
it is doubtful, but entirely possible. thats why its always a good idea to pull out
>>698397665
Gang member friend, black-males you
into giving money in exchange for hush money
>be late delivering hush money
>get outed
>be in prison with gang member friend
>raped
>>698396759
you gays dont have this issue, you're lucky man.
>>698397274
Na the kid is brown because the sperm had shit in it, not because she cheated. I trust her.
>>698397789
Kkkek.exe
>>698397883
There have been cases of pregnancy that were caused by precum
>>698398117
>you're lucky man.
luck runs out eventually.
>>698398117
Yeah but they have to die of aids instead, it isnt really an improvement over pregnancy scares
>>698398294
Basically if you're rubbing your dick on or in a chick there's a slim chance you're gonna knock her up, no matter WHAT you're doing. If your dick is out then there's a risk.
>>698398503
>get hiv
>never die of it because theres treatment
>also dont have to pay because insurance
>get gf pregnant
>have to pay for 18 years
>>698398787
>dont have to pay because insurance
>insurance is free
>>698399000
Fucking Canadian. Also trips checked
>>698399259
>what are taxes, mom?
leave everything and join ISIS
>>698399314
This shit is logical as fuck, captain
>>698392103
My dad came from Mexico, was undocumented, didn't speak English, and was 17 when he had me. White men are so beta it's not even funny. Man the fuck up pussy ass bitch.
>>698392103
You take responsibility for your actions, like a man.
Seriously having a kid is nothing to dread anyways, as long as you're not a nigger coward it's actually really cool. You get a little version of yourself.
Don't be a nigger.
>>698399453
who says im white?
>>698392103
What I did was I told her my family had genetic issues with babies being born with fatal heart problems, that there was a pretty good chance the baby would be born with that. I laid it on pretty fucking thick, I said if she wanted to have the baby I would stick by her but it would be really tough and we would be up most nights etc.
I showed her clips on youtube of babies with downs as an example of how tough it would be.
After around 3 weeks of gentle persuasion without giving away I didn't want it she had an abortion, I dumped her a week later and escaped a life sentence of hell by the skin of my shit.
It only really works if your GF is kinda dumb though so you gotta play it by ear, kids will ruin your life unless you're prepared for it.
Good luck man
>>698392194
Good idea aniki
>>698400039
What if he's too immature and inexperienced to have anything to teach the kid? At 18 he probably hasnt figured out anything about life, let alone how to teach a kid how to be a successful asult.
>>698392103
uhh, you don't even know if she's pregnant yet buddy. why don't you get a fuckin pregnancy test before you even think about anything else?
>>698400251
Nice
>>698400251
Why did you dump her? Just so you wouldnt get found out later?
>>698392158
What anon said. If she's stupid enough to not even consider an abortion, she's stupid enough to believe this.
>>698400065
Fine then, American...
>>698392103
Realize you fucked up and man up to your fucking mistakes
>>698400486
Wasn't a serious relationship, was just using her since I had nothing better at the time.
The fact she wanted the baby so bad was a huge red flag anyway, wasn't sure if she would be so easy to fool the next time if she pulled some nefarious shit to get knocked up again.
>>698400652
Who says I'm American?
>>698392103
In case she's not pregnant, dump her immediately. In case she really is pregnant, work your ass off and become a functioning adult quick.
>>698392103
Hit her with a rock!
>>698400897
Fine then, North American...
Falcon punch.
Its the only way.
>>698400897
who the fuck are you?
>>698401078
Who says I'm North American? (Like mexicans are)
>>698401164
Who the fuck are YOU?
Get a CDL license faggot
>>698401291
Mexicans are North American though.
>>698401359
the man who is sweating bullets
>>698401482
Kek, and get replaced by self driving trucks in a decade or less? Nahh brahh
>>698396764
>It's bad for the kid.
so killing the kid is better for it?
Plan B, the stairs.
Man the fuck up.
You played the game, you're in it for the next 18 years. That is, unless, you're a fucking nigger.
>>698401644
not happening
>>698392103
Op, why is so hard use a condom?
Flight of stairs or clothes hanger
>>698401682
It's like putting a dog down. It's only going to be in more pain for longer if you let it live.
leave in the middle of the night
Where are the goddamned pics of said baby feeders?
>>698401899
>self driving software = $100,000 and will last for more than five years and drivers all day and night without rest
>drivers = $250,000 in five years, need rest and to tale stops
>>698392103
STOP BEING SUCH A LIBERAL LEFTIST TUMBLR CUCK AND TAKE CARE OF THIS GIFT GOD HAS BESTOWED UPON YOU.
>>698392103
Suck it up bitch. Take care of that kid.
>>698394410
Believe it or not girls do that shit exspecially the young ones maybe she just wants to force op to be with her forever. I think the older ones care more about money.
>>698392103
I'm sure that I'll echo some of the responses here, but if you're having a kid, be a dad. It's not always easy, or rewarding, but it's the right thing to do, and having kids was the best thing to ever happen to me.
>>698402222
Nice try libtard
>>698392103
You grow some nuts and take care of the child you made faggot
>>698402222
This
>>698392103
Tell gf that Autism runs in the family. You browse /b/ so its' technically true.
...but if she were to accidentally fall down some stairs???
leave her and cut all contact
>>698392103
Coat hanger to the uterus
Crush up abortion pills into her food every chance you get.
>>698402216
Ok your numbers are way off i work in this feild, drivers make around 30000 to 100000 k depending if they are union. Cdl is a solid way to make an easy living abf starting pay is 17 an hour so is fedex for dock work. But there are poor truck drivers that make 30k or less too. You just got to play it right. As for computerized its to unsafe and the liability cost would outway by far the cost of paying a driver. They have this technology on trains they are still unable to use it for over the road because of saftey. Also op look into the railroad you could be makin 100k right off the bat.
>>698401574
Reading comprehension 2/10
I literally said mexicans are north americans in my post.
>>698402216
So they're going to have big ass trucks driving themselves across country in 10 years? lol stfu
>>698401644
Sling some rock homie. Get killed by a rival slanger or go to prison.l
>>698402222
Witness dem repeating digits, brother. Amen!
>>698402990
Thought it was sarcasm as all of /b/ is sarcastic af
>>698403126
Lol I love when I see prison documentarys and inmates are talking about "I just gots to do wut I gotsta do to feed muh family"
A lot of help they are behind bars, at least their kid can say they bought them some drug money meals 10 years ago I guess
>>698392103
Gf always freaks out when her period is late, but I always pull out and cum on her chest so I never worry.
Anyway did you use a condom or did you pull out?
I'm 18 as well by the way.
>>698401899
>>698402981
>>698403114
Butt hurt faggot truckers who know their jobs are done in less than a decade and won't be able to practice their homosexuality on the road
>>698403587
They will fully automate your job befor ours mcdonnalds allready has a self checkout and automatzation will never fly with union fighting it.
>>698392103
Post pic of gf, op. Then we can decide if you're completely fucked or just unlucky
>>698403837
>unions
How does it feel paying 25% in taxes then another 25% to the union? Fucking cuck bastard.
>>698392352
You're fucking retarded. This will fuck his life hard. Pretty much game over.
Talk that dumb bitch into an abortion
>>698404128
When a bring home a livable wage to support my family it feels pretty good actually.
>>698403587
But I don't even have a CDL faggot. Doesn't change the fact that they won't be having self driving automobiles let alone self driving 80 thousand pound trucks driving from coast to coast.
>>698392103
Punch her in the gut or say you're sterile.
>>698404225
Lol I'm 25 and kind of want a kid, I feel like I should have one. But my life is so comfy spending money on things I want and fucking strange whores whenever I want
Are you a nigger?
If so just pop the bitch?
>>698392930
the talk with her parents. be the smart man. the will talk some sense into her
>>698392103
Pics or it didnt happen
You dont have a gf opie you skeezy fuck
>>698404234
>30,000
Okay bro, be proud of that
>>698394125
I bet you have a shit life. Poor as fuck and haven't experienced shit
Don't take advice from this faggot. Misery loves company
>>698402222
/thread
>>698392103
you better run jamal!
take out a life insurance policy and kill yourself making it look accidental.
>>698392103
Jamal you ain't the baby daddy
Prove it on Maury
Stairs.
>>698403587
Might not happen that soon but it's going to happen eventually. All road services will be automated soon enough. Advances in self driving vehicles are approaching fast than people think.
Google has already developed a car that can move around obstacles and can detect, identify, and avoid road hazards up to 100 meters out. It's only going to take a little while longer for them to fine tune the detection algorithm and increase the reaction time and before you know it you'll see self driving trucks transporting goods cross country for a fraction of the cost of a human driver with none of the liability of having a human driving it. no more tired truckers causing accidents, no more pit stops, no more endangering a human life.
Autonomous vehicles are the future and people will just have to accept that. Soon even factories will be autonomous, with robotic assembly workers being able to detect flaws in packaging much faster and more efficiently than any human eye could, increasing production time and lowering the cost of goods in the process due to not having to hire as many staff.
Humans will be better off too, being able to pursue more fulfilling careers in the scientific community.
Even fast food and cashier jobs will be automated. Fully automated restaurants will cut the price of fast food down, only having to hire a specialist to oversee any malfunctioning equipment.
The future is looking bright for the human race. All the degenerates who refuse to accept and embrace it only do so because they can't evolve to live in a world that requires them to educate themselves enough to actually be an asset to Humanity.
>>698404990
They need to prove the cameras can differentiate between all shades of blue and white
>>698398191
>>698405280
That won't take long.
Like I said, it won't be soon, but it will happen. it's inevitable.
>>698394159
This. I used this to not get pregnant before, but you have to take a lot. Also make sure you don't use Vitamin C tablets infused with rose hips or whatever since that's safe for pregnant women
>>698398191
>>698398191
>>698392103
Force her to give to addoption
Ive read some of your comments OP and I honestly believe you only have one option - because you really sound like a stupid scared shitless kid who cant get his shit together.
Keep you shitty job.
Leave her. Let her or her parents raise her.
Dont get involved. You dont really have to and faking it is only going to be shitty from your part.
Also - focus your time on learning how to make money straight up cash - no job paying taxes.
You need to have an income from a regular job, as shitty as it can be.
But since the court will only take from there, you will be able to afford it.
Keep your straight up cash though.
Man the fuck up kid and next time think twice before Cumming inside her.Unprotected sex can lead to ya girl getting pregnant.At 18 you are a adult and fully liable for ya actions.If she is pregnant,then find a factory job that pays aND start working.As a single father,i will tell you.Raising a child is not cheap and kiss ya social life down the drain for the first year or so,an be ready to get little to no real sleep during the first month of ya baby being born.Having to budget every dollar.Setting up appointments for ya baby.Going to classes on pregnancy and much more.Don't be a nigger and run and leave her to raise ya child.Cause even if you run,she can still find you and take ya ass to court to collect child support..Good luck kid..
>>698404990
Execpt what does the computer do when the truck breaks down? What does the computer do when there is a leak of hazardous materials? What does the computer do when black ice is on the road? What does the computer do when the trailer needs to be weighed, logs need to be kept? Do you even realize how cheap these companies are? They would never pay for that technology. Its not happening in the near future you give or technology too much credit. The restruant thing is true.
>>698398719
This. Tiny chances, though. It's not even 100% to get her pregnant when you cum inside and she's perfectly ready to conceive.
Research herbal aborting and start cooking with those additives.
>>698405702
Sounds like you should've aborted that kid loser
Hahahahhahahahbaba
>>698405702
> kiss ya social life down the drain for the first year or so
>Setting up appointments for ya baby
>Don't be a nigger and run and leave her to raise ya child
>Cause even if you run,she can still find you and take ya ass to court to collect child support.
>ya
Fucking yankee
>>698399312
>have to pay taxes anyway
>get child
>pay even more
fucking americans
>>698392103
FIRST MAKE SURE ITS YOURS
>>698392103
Man up to your responsibilities.
You had "the talk" and how to be safe, and you ignored it.
Now pay the price, figuratively and literally.
>>698394425
Sick, luckily if I had a kid it won't be a shit covered baby because I'm not a faggot who like poop on my dick
>>698392272
kill yourself instead?
>>698406711
I cant help it if my girl loves it in the ass. Besides, at least I'm putting my meat in a chick and not a dog like you
>>698392103
A valuable lesson 2 all the kissless virgins here, it's not worth the risk.
Plan B?
Lots of vitamin C will kill the egg trick her by telling her it makes the baby healthier in the womb? If not then buy liquid ibeuprofen and mix with drinks in high amounts it will kill the egg
>>698403459
Pull out method is not effective birth control.
>>698392103
Kill her, make it look like an accident
>>698394537
Ass baby
>>698407450
I've been pulling out for 3 years and my gf has never been impregnated.
I've used a condom maybe 3-4 times in the last 3 years.
People just need to learn how to pull out when they feel like they are getting close, and then just finish themselves off by hand.
>>698406936
Disgusting faggot, your girlfriend is probably some nasty white hog too and you stuck your cock up her disgusting poop chute lmfao.
Nothing beats some great pussy
>>698392103
Dont panic yet.....ive had girls do this shit to me...wait a few days to a week and there suddenly might be a 'miscarriage'.
>>698407635
Pre-cum contains sperm, faggot. You're so dumb you probably fucked her pee-hole.
>>698407635
>By hand
>Not finishing off with her mouth
Hold this L faggot
>>698402222
OP this.
Quads of truth.
It's not up to you or her the baby is a living being and has it's own rights as well
>>698407795
No research has ever determined 100% that precum contains sperm.
>>698407803
gf doesn't like the taste of my cum.
just move far far away, change your name, make it your life mission to go of the radar, and apply this experience to your life.
Be quick about it, before you end up in family court.
>>698407854
yet it's up to her and will always be
>>698407795
Precum is produced in the coopers gland theres no sperm in it. Learn2google.
>>698392103
Like the nigger in your picture, run the fuck away.
>>698407653
Its okay, man. You'll lose your virginity one day. I own every hole on that woman's body and she loves it in all of em. But please, stay mad about how much awesome sex I have with the woman I love, friendo ;^)
>>698392103
Honestly, I've had an abortion.
It's so painful mentally and physically.
But the ladies at the clinic assured me that going through with pregnancy is a lot more painful and expensive.
Show her the pros and cons.
But make sure you are kind/caring while explaining it to her.
It's not your body and it's probably even scarier for her than it is you.
>>698401682
You dont argue an egg is a chicken, or an acorn is a tree. Why is a fetus a person? Retard.
>>698408690
tits or gtfo
>>698408789
Nah.
>>698408288
yes
>>698392103
before family court turns you into a wage slave,
and imprison you for failing to pay up.
>>698408833
>male basement dweller detected
>>698408397
Alright I'll admit I put it up a girls ass once. It smelled like I opened a sewer pipe. After that I have 0 desire to do it again. Pussy is so great, ass cheeks are great but the hole is not made for sex. Disgusting shit
>>698408992
>confirmed desperate faggot
>>698409098
>confirmed mentally challenge lying faggot
>>698392930
Sounds like you picked a winner, mate
Just pack up and leave, fuck it bro
>>1
>>698409079
Most people have digestive problems and don't even know it, if their defecation smells like a slaughter house it's a clear sign of this.
Don't give up butt fucking anon, just got to find a healthier grill that's it.
>>698409079
Clearly the nasty hig you were sticking it to had bad hygiene and a shitty diet. My girl is a vegetarian who knows how to wipe her ass. Her ass is crisp and fresh with no scent.
>>698392103
Trust me, it's gonna fuck with her head and 80% of women decide to keep it. Unless she's a heartless coldhearted atheist bitch. Which either way you're fucked.
So what is it gonna be anon? Are you gonna step up and be a father, or are you gonna cower like a little bitch?
>>698409240
I came here to contribute to the thread with some advice.
Not to post tits.
Make your own desperate thread for that.
I don't need validation from some online virgin that's this desperate for tiddies.
No wonder you don't have a girlfriend.
Good day.
>>698392103
You can always leave the kid in a hot car "accidently." But they're catching on to it now so better push her down the stairs a couple of times before she hatches your ugly semen baby.
>>698392103
>>698392103
OP, just leave her
If you're not leaving her, tell her that you will not pay shit for the child, just the abortion, dont even get him food, one day, kill the baby
>>698396347
you sick bastard. Why do I get the feeling you've done this before?
>>698409649
I honestly don't think it's about being a coward or being afraid of having a child.
I don't want kids, ever. I honestly don't know what I would do if my gf ever told me that she was pregnant. I never wanted to deal with children, not to mention my family has a history of schizophrenia, one of my brother's was stillborn, my sister and 2 of my aunts have mental problems, and one of my two brother's has autism. My oldest brother and I seem to be fine, but i'd rather not take the risk which is why I'm extremely careful when having sex.
But i'm not afraid of pregnancy or the commitment. I'm already committed to a long term relationship with my girlfriend. I'm just afraid that the baby won't be healthy.
>>698408690
Tits or gtfo.
Dont out yourself as a cumdumpster on /b/ you dumb cunt, it derails every thread. Next time just say "my ex/wife/sister had an abortion" qnd tell the story from that perspective, because there's a sea of kissless virgins who start howling and jerking off when they know there's a female in the thread and it derails things (I should know, I'm a femanon)
>>698409784
Confirmed not female.
I could care less about your suppose nasty flapjacks, but you're obviously a sad little man posing as a female, and you've failed to prove me otherwise.
Learn the rules of the site, faggot, or stop posting claiming to be a woman.
>>698410389
Tits or gtfo
>>698409530
>>698409556
No. lmfao
I will not have fecal matter on my dick ever again. I'll stick to sweet watery pussy
>>698401984
you're an idiot we already discussed this
