Why are americans so bad at making pizzas? I have visited america 3 times, and each time I could not find a decent pizza anywhere. The Lay's potato chips are a discrace too, what the fuck are you guys doing?? Get a grip
>>698401768
Only good pizza in is Seaside Heights, New Jersey on the boardwalk. You all know I'm right.
>>698402247
yeah, everyone knows the best pizza come out soggy and sour and costs $5 a slice. get real, moron.
>>698402247
Nothing in New Jersey is the best anything.
Ever.
>>698401768
assuming this is not just some fat fucking american idiot with a sad attempt at trolling, where did you go? state?
>>698401768
Where did you visit? New England has terrible pizza.
>>698402595
Better than your shitty flyover state.
Seaside Heights is a horrible place tho
>>698402866
>>698402866
Everything outside the NE and Chicago is pretty horrible for pizza. San Fran is OK too
Because good pizza usually costs more than people are willing to pay for a pizza
>>698403009
I appreciate you trying to protect your homeland but everything I had eaten in the New England area was bland as fuck. Just accept that its an area not known for its fine cuisine.
>>698401768
>only eating at chains
>>698403194
Fuck that, Chicago pizza is fucking terrible. It's like lasagna served in a bowl of semi-cooked bread.
>>698403434
the seafood up there's pretty fucking great though
>>698401768
There was a little shop in harrisburg that had good pizza, i enjoy our thin pizza, even if alot of places are kinda bad.
Lay's chips have always sucked though nerd, get grandma utz or gibbles
>>698403840
Yeah, I forgot about that. I don't enjoy sea food so I didn't try any (i know, you don't have to say it). I'm sure its fantastic.
>>698403434
i doubt you ate everything a certain place has to offer, what i don't appreciate is idiocy, if you had bland food you got what you paid for. my homeland is ca, i visit ma often to see friends and i can tell you that there are plenty of hole in the wall pizza places that make a mean pie.
suck it.
>>698403714
Detroit style is the best if you do not want regular.
>>698401768
Try domino's. Tombstone frozen pizzas are good too.
>>698401768
>Lay's potato chips
Well there's your problem, you should be going with Utz, preferably of the kettle cooked variety.
>>698404344
Fl has surprisingly good pizza probably because we have lots of retirees from new york
why is everyone so defensive about "their region's pizza"? pizza is not even that good a dish in the first place, there are lots of food better than pizza
>>698404344
LOL
>>698404377
Still wrong
Stacy's is the only correct answer.
>>698404502
>florida
>good pizza
kek
>>698401768
If you think their pizza is so bad, then you would starve there.
I think their pizza is one of the only decent food they make.
What food would you enjoy there?
>>698404344
No dude Pizza Hut has better pizza than you can find in italy. Dat pan pizza tho.
We do make the best chicken nuggers tho.
I have visited the US now 4 times and their pizza is absolutely disgusting. Even in fucking Finland where I lived did they have a better understanding of how good pizza is made.
Muricans drown their pizza in huge amounts of low quality cheese. Their weird obsession with sauce (that btw tastes artificial as fuck. probably loaded with sugar) means the pizzas are soggy.
>>698401768
Every time I read a thread like this
>Americans can't do beer
>Americans can't do coffee
>Americans don't buy fresh food
All I can think is
>I fucking love Oregon
>>698404718
Were you sitting on a whale dildo and sucking 3 black cocks while you made this post?
why is everyone posting food you get at the super market
>>698403266
A good pizza should be cheap and can be topped with many cheap ingredients. It's not a special thing, it's just a bread meal. The "secret" to a good pizza is using good dough made of durum flour or double zero flour, or a mix with regular plain flour, good quality sauce from roma tomatoes and some seasoning with extra vergine olive oil, salt and/or pepper. For topping the only thing I can say is keep it discrete and use quality cheeses such as real parmesan, parmigiano reggiano, mozzarella or pecorino, . Put it in the oven for 8-10 minutes at 230 (450 F for you Ameri-fags) degrees with fresh dough and finish with fresh herbs and a sip of olive oil... I make pizza's myself whenever im having the munchies and usually the ingredient costs are less than 3 euro per pizza. If I already have the dough (which I sometimes do) I can make a pizza twice as fast and twice as cheap and twice as good as any takeway/delivery pizza simply by not being a retard fuck who can't use kitchen equipment.
>>698405161
dude wtf why did you type all that
>>698404919
Which of those is the best nugger?
>>698404919
Bell and Evans is the only thing that even remotely looks like chicken.
>>698404994
Different countries tend to like different things, like how finland (Or was it norway?) likes salted licorice, and it sounds like you got shitty pizza. Go to a good little mom and pop shop that uses good cheese and sauce. And the sweet thing is a problem for me to, but most people i know like it like that so maybe we are minority.
>>698405161
>It's not a special thing
>a good pizza is using good dough made of durum flour or double zero flour, or a mix with regular plain flour, good quality sauce from roma tomatoes and some seasoning with extra vergine olive oil, salt and/or pepper. For topping the only thing I can say is keep it discrete and use quality cheeses such as real parmesan, parmigiano reggiano, mozzarella or pecorino,
Pizza nazis are even more annoying than beer nazis
>>698401768
That's funny because I've visited the U.S. 14 times and I found the pizza to be quite good. Little Caesars was probably the best thing I tasted since Ai Marmi.
Everyone in this thread is retarded.
>>698403714
Pizza pleb detected
i think this is a trol thread tbh fam
>>698404919
hnnnngggggg, muh dick, those 10 d's.
>captcha select all food
>there were nuggers
>>698405088
>Weak jaw detected
It's okay, not everyone is physically capable of handling quality food.
the only good pizza places are run by Italians and use a wood-burning brick oven.
>>698401768
>discrace
>>698405497
don't you think you may be going a little overboard?
>>698404829
this.
it makes no sense talking about how their pizza is shitty, when all of their foods are shitty as well.
Every country thinks other countries can't do *insert food/drink/car/gun/everything here*
This superiority complex shit is getting annoying europe/america
>>698404718
pita chips are fucking gay pieces of shit
>>698405392
>Little Ceasar's
>Best
kek'd
>>698405392
>little caesars
>good pizza
its decent for the price but as far as good pizza goes its not that good.
source; i live on long island
>>698401768
The Chinese invented pizza. The Japanese and Koreans perfected it.
Mexicans are like the cheaper version of italians at pizza places
>>698405497
It's a fucking pizza. It's lazy food, not high-class cuisine. You're all a bunch of uppity faggots.
little caesars tastes like cardboard
we have better stuff at family restaurants and i live in arkansas...
>>698405725
Haha thats funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooizM4P27lA
>>698404919
>pizza hut
>good pizza
you're fucking delusional
>>698403714
lol you never had Chicago pizza you stupid fuck slut.
>>698405806
Where in AR?
I used to cook pizzas at a couple of different joints around Central Arkansas.
>>698405725
if you took those...things off the crust it would look pretty good
why has nobody mentioned NY Pizza. (as in pizza from nyc and surrounding areas)
This entire thread is a joke.
>>698405725
>dat pic
that looks absolutely disgusting
i can tolerate dominos. mellow mushroom is expensive but not bad.
hungry howies is fucking horrific. lil caesars is fucking horrific. pizza hut is fucking horrific.
any frozen pizza is more or less terrible.
>>698405998
LR
vino's and damn good pies are the best
>>698405829
FUCKING TRAITORS TO THE REPUBLIC! THEY'LL DO ANYTHING FOR WHITE DICK!!
>단결!!
>大韓民国!!
>>698406010
It looks fine as is.
>>698406064
YOU look absolutely disgusting!
>>698406064
just the things on the crust look bad, the rest looks good
wtf are those on the crust?
this thread needs cp
I'll take gordon ramsey's opinion on everything else, but there is no 1 right way to cook a pizza. One man's awful pizza is another man's best. There are dozens of different configurations and they're all valid.
>>698406232
that is fucking cuck talk son
is that what you want? to be a cuck?
>>698405579
Nope.
>>698405727
Mexicans making pizza is like white people making mexican food. It can be kinda ok, but it's definitely not the best.
>>698405161
I like you. Same thing here. I really don't understand why americans pay such price for a pizza..
>>698406058
because we hate you
>>698405343
>not understanding the importance of air pockets in food acting as a spacer/flavor enhancer, allowing your taste buds to experience heightened euphoria and more diversity.
>being this not fat
>>698406232
Dude, it's not a secret that thin crust pizza cooked very quickly in an extremely hot I've, preferably wood burning, makes the best pizza. Also with fresh cheese. Objective truth. You are wrong.
>>698406178
The crust and the shrimps.
Shrimps on pizza?
Whatever floats your boat though
people here thinking you can put something else than tomato on a real pizza
you fags
>>698406178
Noodles
>>698404598
Underrated
>>698406490
lmao wtf
>>698405412
>>698405996
butthurt chicagofags getting super defensive of their precious tomato sauce cake
>>698406388
>white people making Mexican food
>kinda ok, but definitely not the best
>TYAH-cos!
>>698401768
gotta go to chicago
>>698405725
is there anything the koreans can't perfect?
They perfected barbecue, tacos and pizza
>>698406176
>THEY'LL DO ANYTHING FOR WHITE DICK!!
>>698406058
Because everyone hates america
And everyone in america hates new york
You are hated by whom everyone hates
Fuck new york
>>698406542
hey there elitist Italian faggot
>>698404919
>Pizza Hut has better pizza than you can find in italy
As somebody who's been to italy and had a pizza there...no. Having said that the pizza huts round here aren't that great but the pizzas i had in italy were easily the best i've ever had...and i've eaten a fucking lot of pizza.
>>698405380
This man right here is my pizza nigga, you know whats up.
>>698406675
mfw you think korean bbq is better than american bbq
>>698406104
I live in LR too.
I used to play at Vinos way back when.
But I used to sling dough at Due Amiche and Papa Johns in Conway, Yaya's out in the promenade, and back in the 90s I managed a pizza pro in Pine Bluff.
I lover Iriana's and the Pizza Cafew as well as Vines.
Damgoode isn't my favorite.
OP you uncultured swine
>>698406675
They can't perfect their claims over Takeshima/Dokdo, but yeah...
>>698405161
You don't have to type the entire fucking recipe man
>>698406800
lmao more of this
>>698405380
To add a quality dough should be fermented appropriately I say for at least 2-3 days.
>>698406650
koreans make amazing mexican food
>>698405579
The mere fact that you're questioning this is proof enough that you have no idea what good pizza is.
>>698406847
ya pizza cafe is the shit, forgot about that
>>698406945
well that doesnt sound very socratic at all
>>698406928
Koreans make amazing anything.
>>698406058
NYC, and areas just outside is the best you will find in the US.
Can't tell you how much I miss good NY pizza
>>698406946
Zaza is damn good too.
yall niggas arguing over pizza
fuck i love /b/
>>698402646
What could go wrong?
no one eats lays besides salt n vinegar...and I've known every race possible
it sucks that they only serve it once a week, but when they have it i like to put ketchup on it and sometimes a couple french fries.
>>698406919
>not special
>2-3 days prep time
>>698407163
salt n vinegar is fucking disgusting you pleb get on the cooler ranch level you faggot
>>698404718
fuck off hipster reddit faggot
>>698406464
What happened in the rest of the chat?
>>698406103
Dominos just opened in Norway, and I have to say, it is easily one of the saddest pizzas I have tasted. Might be how it is made here though.
>>698407170
i'd rather just drink water and eat nothing
>>698406058
NY pizza is a joke that barely qualifies as a meal. It's a bunch of shit grade cheese on a floppy sheet of "bread" made out of crap ingredients, who's only purpose for existing is as a transport medium to get the shitty cheese into your mouth rather than just holding a lump of melted cheese in the palm of your hand. It also looks like vomit.
>>698407292
dominoes isnt that great in the US either, its cheap so...
I've been twice in Italy, and I can tell you that the best pizza I've ever tasted was in New York.
>>698407170
fucking europoors never had cafeteria pizza. fucking plebs
>>698407170
if you still like your cafeteria pizza there is no way you are a senior/18 go get ready for school
>>698407356
that looks pretty good except there are NO FUCKING TOPINGS
>>698407118
trust me anon, that bitch was perfect. topped her off with some chicken i smoked the day before.
>>698407170
>when you're dirt-poor and can't afford anything better
>>698406414
The cheeses are quite expensive even here (I don't live that far from Italy though) for 180 grams about 4 euro for parmigiano reggiano. But it's totally worth it. A piece of that cheese can top atleast 5 pizza's or be used in other dieshes. I also use it whenever I make pasta's, risotto or carpaccio. Also pizza's get expensive when you top allot of meat on them...
>>698407437
that looks good
Ignore chain restaurants like pizza hut. Go to places that are region exclusive. Homemade puzza is the best.
>>698406800
muh dick
>>698407453
no he is still in middle school judging the picture of pizza he posted
>>698407382
nein
>>698407453
>when you know nothing about quality
>>698406103
That's all fast food pizza, of course it's fucking terrible. It's like comparing McDonalds to a burger you order at a legit restaurant.
>>698401768
this guy and your pizza, perhaps the pizza made where you are OP isn't pizza but actually a lasagna.
>>698405059
oregon is overrun by fucking dumbass hipsters though
>>698407376
lies! nothing from america is good!
>>698406800
no tendies
4.9/10
>>698407046
There are a ton of great pizza places in NY and the average pizza there is better than elsewhere in the U.S. But I disagree with ur statement overall. You can find great pizza places in most big cities in the U.S. and definitely in some smaller towns too. You may have to pay for it, but it's there. And there's great pizza places all over the NE....New Haven, CT and Trenton, NJ, some places in Philly and Boston all have top fucking notch pizza
>>698405725
this. this is the best looking pizza ever. For the first time I regret being poor eurofag with no perspectives of eating this coolness
>>698407579
>quality
It's a bready sponge that tastes vaguely like cheese and tomato sauce
>>698406103
>hungry howies is fucking horrific
you literally know nothing about anything
>>698407678
8/10
>>698407025
sq..squid burger?
>>698406743
I'm french you fag
>>698401768
There's absolutely no real cheese in america. Hard to make good pizza without cheese.
>>698407812
kek even better
>>698405725
japanese will put seafood on anything. fucking disgusting
0/10
>>698407268
That was it, OP called it a night.
Said what I posted without me having to get dubs though before heading off; the swell guy.
>>698407796
Yes.
>>698407774
have you actually eaten howard's? its like cardboard.
>>698407853
suppose you've never heard of wisconsin...
>>698407853
theres absolutely no real anything in america, didnt you know? its all just ethereal
>>698407853
You are misinformed, sir
>>698407769
congratulations! you just defined pizza. anything else to add there einstein?
>>698407887
It was Korean
>>698405725
this genuinely looks horrendous
>>698407980
my point still stands
>>698401768
Because they think a pizza is done after adding sauce and cheese
>>698407939
and vermont
>>698407976
No, I defined that soggy mess you called, "quality." I became even more depressed just by looking at it.
>>698408060
kek no we dont you pleb
>>698405750
/Fred
this thread is making me hungry but i have absolutely no money at all
does anyone know a way to get free money or food in a pinch?
>>698407899
please, DON'T tell me what's inside...
>>698406592
lol no, your opinion is bullshit because it's obvious you've never been out of your mom's basement.
>>698408094
>wah i'm depressed
go bitch to your awful pizza makers about how shitty your pizza is.
>>698408094
Those workers look like braindead miserable robots. It's amazing that they can even function well enough to make food.
>>698402595
New Jersey is the best at being the worst
>>698407853
>i don't know how cheese is made
>>698407980
>six-arm star
>presumably pork meat
oh shit, koreans made a jewish pizza?
>but why
>>698407025
except missiles
>>698408168
The Lady Burger's not all that good, actually.
>>698408209
shrimps on pizzas are FUCKING DISGUSTING
stop posting this shit pls
>>698408149
steal it
>>698403714
You can die in a fucking fire, I am from NY and even I know deep dish is the shit.
>>698408270
>
>>698408369
with a gun?
>>698401768
What episode is this from
>>698408345
>>698407025
fried shoelaces?
>>698404156
Go fuck yourself. Just because I haven't eaten at every single establishment means I can't comment on a general vibe or fashion? I've lived in southern Ca most of my life and I haven't been to every single god damn restaurant. If you don't like idiocy go fucking kill yourself.
>>698408346
that is a fucking abomination and I dont even know what it is, pic related
>>698404919
>Pizza Hut has better pizza than you can find in italy
you better be trolling
otherwise you should check out a mental hospital
>>698404919
Pizza Hut fucking suck's donkey dick same as domino's nice try though
>>698408315
i can't debate this
>>698402490
This made me laugh because it's true thanks anon
>>698408458
whit your arms...
>>698408129
Of course not
>>698403006
>>698408365
Lucky for you, that's all I have.
>>698408502
Ramyun burger.
i love boston pizza
>>698407292
No, domino's sucks no matter where it is. Out of all the shitty franchise pizza places, they are the shittiest.
>>698405161
Pecorino is far too strong to be the only cheese on a pizza. Maybe as a light addition once it's done cooking, but not as the main cheese.
>>698408517
>being so dumb you cant recognize instantly that he's trolling
>>698408510
>
>>698408603
you realize you can order toppings right?
that one just doesnt have any on it
that is literally a single pizza
>>698408568
but seriously who do I steal from?
I don't have family or friends and I can't kick anyone's ass
>>698407433
>implying toppings would make it any less rancid
>>698408334
Why not?
>>698404598
You shut your pizza blaspheming whore mouth.
Best pizza ever made
>>698408504
calm down kid, some decent places in socal for pizza as well, ever try jersey joe's?
>>698407382
Is that mustard? GTFO.
>>698408697
that looks good af. but they only drizzled the shit on the top. i need that stuff in layers. like freeze a sheet of that chocalate stuff and then just put the sheet at like 5 stages between the fries. shit would be godlike
>>698408765
>steal from family and friends
faggot, you really are terrible at being black.
try strangers. Try stealing from strangers. those are people you don't know who additionally have pizza
>>698404598
name one thing better than pizza.
Marina pizza in San Fran is pretty decent, cheap also
>>698408983
Should I break into houses?
>>698409040
beer and pizza.
>>698408820
you got me here. maybe everything i believed about life was wrong
>>698408977
Keep in mind, this is Japan we're talking about.
>>698408697
only way to eat fries Poutine baby
>>698404994
You went to shitty joints if they had bad cheese. Sauce shouldn't be excessive, but it will have a light sweetness cause you cut the acidity with sugar, this is pretty standard cooking chief. You went to a few crapholes cause you are from Finland and don't know your head from your ass when you come here. I doubt if any of us went to Finland we would know good spots and probably just end up at crappy tourist traps.
>>698405750
can't agree more
pizza used to be a poor people's food in america
>>698401768
If you didn't get it in New York, it wasn't really pizza.
>>698405161
you messed up temperature and time, 1-2 minutes max at 480 °C is the real deal
>>698409040
two pizzas
>>698408710
See americans eating pizza like this all the time. Fuckin shit taste in foods
>>698409129
only houses containing pizza
>>698403434
Can't be helped if you frequent Olive Garden for Italian cuisine.
>>698409167
C'mon Anon, this isn't a rekt thread.
>>698406414
Its really not very expensive. Id say on average a large pizza goes for about $15. A large pizza is more than enough for 3 people (some local places make some damn big pizzas). If I go to any fast food place and order food for 3 people its going to cost at the very least $15.
>>698407774
This guy probably eats at CiCi's all you can eat pizza buffet and loves it.
>>698409224
>>698408923
This
>>698409040
A salad tbh
Little Caesars has the best pizza in the world
>>698409224
speaking of one thing...
>>698408923
lmao i dont even know what that looks like tbh fam
>>698408927
ayyyy, jerkin joes pizza, my childhood favorite!
>>698409200
This guy gets it
>>698409413
said no one ever
>>698404156
So you're one of those flatbread faggots who thinks that's really pizza. Explains everything.
>>698409040
PUSSY
>>698403194
>>698409413
Okay I rather eat out of a fucking dumpster then eat anything form the shit hole
>>698409272
cheese pizza preferably
>>698409359
>one pizza
>enough for three
how can you even lift it with your hands
>>698409167
Boy do I love me a good poutine ;)
http://www.superzooi.com/1430/french-canadian-poutine-with-fries/
>>698406841
>Defending the US while posting a German.
>>698409581
incorrect. try again
>>698409040
boy pucci
>>698409413
I actually really love Little C's.
It's hard for me to not buy it every day.
>>698407899
>lady burger
probably vegan
Good pizza with a beer
>>698406490
my kind of pizza right there
>>698409413
Not the best in the world by a long shot. But best you can get for $5 a pie? Hell yeah it is.
>>698407356
is this old motor oil?
>>698406930
if the pizza dough had enough garlic and such it might not be so bad.
>>698409709
Ass?
>>698409745
It has a banana pepper in it. Really ruins the taste, but then again, I'm a CIS male, so that's probably why.
>>698408182
>has no argument
>uses mom's basement tactic instead
I accept your surrender
>>698407170
>mfw you watch you rich friends buy two or three pieces of pizza at the cafeteria while you only get one
>mfw you watched all your friends dip their pizza in ranch and thought it was gross
>mfw you decided to try dipping it ranch years later and feel like a dumb fuck who wasted years of ranchless cafeteria pizza
>>698409272
kekd
>>698401768
Even bad pizza is still pretty fucking good.
>>698409896
close but no cigar
>>698409413
Little Caesars is the fast food of pizza. Cheesy, greasy, absolutely terrible for you...
Of course it's delicious. Your post is astonishingly accurate.
>>698409552
did that make sense in your head when you thought it?
>>698405059
Americans do beer better than Europe now.
Americans do coffee a hell of a lot better than Europe now.
>We like our food processed and loaded with fat and sugar....
>>698407242
salt and vinegar is the only good flavor of any type of chip
>>698409806
>>698409806
fuck cpk
overpriced cardboard hot garbage
>>698409040
burgers
>>698410199
Tight assholes
>>698409167
>what are chili fries
>what are green chili fries
>what are bacon ranch fries
seriously, bruh, what are you saying?
>>698405380
kek +1
coz
canadians are beating us in indoor volleyball rn. fml of course these niggers are more adjusted to being indoors
>>698410605
boohooo Summer Olympics fucking suck
>>698409147
they had those here in the US for a while as well, i recall it having a tie-in to halloween or something
>>698410484
close enough. i would have also accepted anal, poop shooting or buttfucking
>>698410459
>>698410720
says the 900 pound sloth. exercise can be fun and rewarding, anon
Coglioni, figli di puttana, teste di cazzo. Abominevoli succhiatori di ani sporchi di merda e leccatrici di fighe sporche e sozze di piscia e sborra. IO SONO UN PIZZAIOLO E FACCIO LE PIZZE COME IL CRISTO LURIDO SEGAIOLO E SIFILITICO COMANDA. I VOSTRI PIETOSI E MERDOSI TENTATIVI AMERICANI DEL CAZZO DI FARE LE PIZZA FALLISCONO MISERAMENTE DI FRONTE ALLA VOSTRA PALESE TARA MENTALE NEI CONFRONTI DEL CIBO. FOTTETEVI GRANDISSIME TESTE DI CAZZO. IO SONO SARDO E VOI NON SIETE UN CAZZO. PIC FORTEMENTE RELATA
>>698405614
Our toilets are pretty swank too, Pajeet
>>698410754
It made your shit green!
Still cant beat pizza from Rabs Kebabs in Newcastle.
It's learning
>>698411064
ssshheeeiiiittt
>>698411064
>>698411190
>pizza
>auschwitz
half life 3 confirmed
>>698409413
It's the best cheap franchise pizza, sure. But that's about it.
>>698407382
genocide when?
>>698411190
I don't get it.
>>698407170
agreed these were GOAT
>>698411190
i just fucking died!
>>698411446
>
>>698411458
one of those pics is auschwitz
>>698411651
what's that
>>698409413
>Paid for by little caesars arena in detroit
Most places that call themselves "Pizza places" suck cock. The best Pizza comes from hole-in-the-wall Pub & Grill places because they have chefs that actually know how to cook instead of some retard that only knows how to throw some shit on a circle and stick it in an oven for a bit.
>>698402247
fucking white trash guido nigger loving faggot
>>698411810
>instead of some retard that only knows how to throw some shit on a circle and stick it in an oven for a bit.
don't forget to tip
I can tell you that pickles, bluecheese, eggs and ham is the best pizza toppings you can choose.
>>698410919
I didn't know this was a rekt thread
>>698410048
the ranch was required to drown out the taste of what was basically a giant saltine cracker with ketchup on it
>>698405725
Yeah how about no
>>698411723
it was like disneyland but for hebrews
>>698411723
It was a summer recreation camp in the 1930s through mid-40s in Germany.