i will never have a gf and it makes me want to die
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i will never have a gf and it makes me want to die
i used to think like this when I was young, then I realised how fucking pathetic women actually are
>>699228620
Nice guitar OP, what is it?
>>699229325
This.
>>699228620
Stop making these threads and just kill yourself
Is that an American or Mexican Standard Telecaster I see?
>>699228620
Dude honestly you're at least a 5 right now, so not ugly. you'd probably be 7 or 8 if you lost some weight.
Don't give up bro.
>>699228620
You think things just magically get better once you have GF?
If anything, it gets much more difficult: now you have to take care of a-whole-nother person, one that for the most part has grown emotionally and financially dependent on you.
True, they can be kind and a good lay can be otherworldly, but these benefits don't come free of charge and they ultimately balance out to your previous happiness level.
It's cheesy advice, but it's true: the only person who can make you happy is you.
>>699228620
Nonsense. There's a girl out there for you, you just have to find her.
Start looking. And chin up. Odds are, she won't be on the floor.
>>699228620
Im in the same boat, OP. maybe me and you can grab a beer sometime.
>>699228620
I know how you feel man. I've had one Girl Friend and she wasn't really one. She cheated on me and basically used me for free accomidation.
I know it isn't the inability to get a girl that burns the most. Its the fact that no matter how hard you try. You will never get to be with the girl you want to be with. The one that exists in your mind. I'm not talking about those weeabo 2d bitches either. I mean the girl that loves you as you are now. Wants to treat you right and wants to put effort into making your life better.
They dont exist and that makes me sad too bro.
Hi OP. WHERE YO NUN AT?
I like collecting your pictures OP.
You also won the hunger games.
>>699232869
Let that shit sink in.
>>699229325
i don't think they're pathetic
>>699229461
fender telecaster
>>699229957
eventually
>>699230231
mexico
>>699230790
every rate thread i've ever posted in, i'm singled out as the ugliest. i appreciate the compliment but i can't believe that i'm anywhere close to average
>>699230820
yeah. it just hurts when i see cute girls and it smashes me in the face that i'll never get a gf
>>699231012
that was nice.
>>699231274
where are you at?
>>699232000
nice trips. and god you nailed it, the feels i have. i'm sorry she did that but it probably doesn't hurt as bad as knowing that girl doesn't even exist
>>699232476
haven't talked to her since last i talked to you.
>>699233028
Where she at?
>>699232663
feels kinda creepy but doesn't bother me
>>699232740
lmao i wish i saw that thread, people were probably so mad at me
>>699232869
>>699233008
that's fucking nasty
>>699228620
Dude, I saw you do the same thread about how fucking sad your life was a week ago.
Nobody fucking cares. Girls don't like pussy beta fags.
>>699233122
moved i think, also she probably doesn't think about messaging me ever again.
>>699233272
okay sorry
>>699233196
I have all your pictures so far that you've posted. I'm going to get them all if I can. One I am missing is your body pic you showed. I didn't save it.
No way you were blood thirsty killing everyone.
Try to be more confident OP
I've seen guys uglier than you get laid just because they were able to make them laugh
>>699233272
Ignore this shitbird.
I care OP.
>>699233476
What happened mate? Maybe she is busy?
>>699232000
trips
>>699233608
>.filename
>>699228620
>>699233480
maybe the recent ones, i doubt you have vintage ones from way back
>>699233542
idk i'm pretty sure it's impossible to be uglier than i am
>>699233616
yeah i'm sure she's busy, she was moving this week i think.
>>699233608
thanks
>>699228620
OP hire a hooker if ur that lonely. its basically the same thing as a gf.
>>699233028
Idk if this is still some b8, but OP you can find one if you keep your head high. Nobody wants to date someone who loathes about how life doesn't go their way. Spend some time on your character, like ffs you have a guitar. Learn that shit good, and go to a gym a little. Doesn't hurt for 40 mins of your time every day
>>699233969
You've got vintage ones? Well I'll keep the ones I have, and I see others I'm going to grab them and add them to the collage.
I also like avocados.
>>699233876
Oh shit nigga. I forgot to remove the filename after DLing it from google.
I'm so sorry your cringe meter pinged.
Faggot.
>>699233969
Yeah moving is pretty stressful, I hate moving. Is she moving far? Could be the reason, or she's busy. I don't think a nun would just up and stop talking to you.
>>699234216
I cringed a little too. Could you say this line in green text: "I apologize dweller of the deep. Praise Dagon"
>>699229325
/thread.
women are fucking nuts and will only make you fucking nuts, then leave you and make you down right suicidal, fuck them.
>>699234216
You can't be this gay and call people faggot. Kill yourself bitch
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>>699233969
Honestly mate. You don't even look bad. Just under the weather.
As my man bob ross says "you need the bad times so you can recognise the good"
I'm going through some bad times right now. But we can get through them man.
>>699234563
Funnily enough. You can.
Kinda how like niggers can call others niggers.
>>699234392
>I'm not gonna do that
>>699235111
well considering you have had dubs and trips back to back. That is good enough for me. The old gods are appeased.
>>699228620
I think you would feel more at home in /r9gay/
>>699234093
i don't think hookers would provide what i'm looking for. to feel wanted and loved and valuable as a human being. not as a money source.
>>699234118
i do play guitar a lot but girls don't actually care about that. i only play because i like it
>>699234159
yeah. what collage?
>>699234267
yeah p far. i bet she's busy with nun shit too, like hanging out with the new nuns at her new place
>>699234637
the bad times have been going on 15 years. i don't think there are good times coming.
>>699235413
I'm compiling a sad collage of your faces of sadness to use as a wallpaper, or potentially save it for later use.
>>699235413
No doubt do you know what she does? Like is she important or low rank?
Kill urself you fucking faggot
>>699235517
Nigga you weird as fuck.
>>699229957
This.
>>699235517
let me see what you got so far
>>699235749
low rank, i don't want to say too much
>>699235757
i'm going to soon enough.
>>699228620
No, you won't. You are an ugly fuck. Go get aids from a cheap hooker. Do the world a favor and die
Stop posting on /adv/ faggot.
>>699228620
Stop being a fagmotronic dickmocheese.
Same fagggg
>>699235413
I know its hard to find hope. Sometimes life kicks you in the teeth and when you are on the ground begging for something better than what you have. It kicks you again. But that doesn't mean life doesn't get better. It just means life is shit right now.
The law of averages man. When there are downs there have to be ups eventually.
>>699235975
fine by me the last thing I wouldn't want one of these creepy niggas all over her. Most likely they make her be their grunt/gofer being a newbie too probably a pain in the ass.
Wake me up
>>699235975
Extremely rough draft.
>>699236006
i know i won't. and i will die soon enough. definitely before november.
>>699236149
idk. i learned in statistics that that interpretation of law of average doesn't pan out that much.
>>699236230
yeah idk.
>>699236253
can't wake up
>>699236692
>he doesn't have vintage ones
>>699236699
Nice dubs, me and another anon hope you get with that nun. You'd be living our dream.
>>699236831
MOAR.
Love is not for you, I am a girl and I'd feel sick to have you as a boyfriend. Trust me when I say this, girls will instantly spot and recognize a loser like you. We will be repulsed and avoid you. Just give it up and leave us alone. You don't deserve love like the rest of us.
>>699233608
but he's right, you know, i saw him the last week too.
>>699236920
this one isn't that old
wish i had the white shirt ones
>>699237080
Your face captures misery so well, I think that is why I steal your pictures.
>>699236953
>bait
>kys
>>699236953
Nigga has a nun, he don't need you skank ass.
>>699237049
Thats impressive. Do you want a medal?
>>699236699
Then you learnt wrong. What ever bitch ass Stats teacher taught you that was a retard.
>>699236831
>>699237080
you can stop now
>>699236862
well she already said she won't, she got offended. she took nun vows and everything
>>699236953
okay i know. i do you leave you alone. i've never approached a girl. i know i don't deserve love. nobody deserves to have to be with me or talk to me
>>699238599
Wait you asked her out!? Kek you're not supposed to be so forward.
Why does having a gf matter so much to you
>>699239022
He needs one to verify his existence apparently.
>>699238599
If you kill yourself your nun girl will be sad.
>>699238868
no i didn't. i said something like i'm worthless and evidence is because no one would ever be with me, then she said something like i have value because of jesus or something. then she said she'd never say yes if anyone asked. i didn't even ask
>>699238599
Checked
Its hard bro. But i'm going to lay some solid advice on you here. You MAY never find the perfect woman. You MAY never be content and happy with what you have/are.
But you WILL never have those things if you dont try. You diserve to be happy. We all do. Even alittle bit. So go outside. Fuck a hooker. Play some lasertag. Beat up a nigger.
Go have fun. Because if you can't find eternal happyness then you might as well make yourself feel good untill the end comes for you.
>>699239455
Then there's still a chance.
>>699228620
just die then.
>>699239022
biological imperative
>>699239403
nah she'll forget basically instantly. as will everyone else
>>699239549
i know. but it looks so unlikely, why even try. especially when so many people want me to die.
Why do you faggots cry about gfs so much? Its a big trade off, you know. Its not that amazing as you virgins probably imagine. After some time, sex with her becomes stale, but her bullshit doesnt, it will only ramp up. Then you will remember those happy days you didnt have to deal with any of this shit.
>>699239849
Nigga you don't know her mind. She might be devastated. She might even like talking to you.
>>699239849
More excuses. You're just waiting for a girl to pop in here to validate you but it won't happen because you're pathetic.
>>699239849
But thats what I'm getting at man. Fuck all the people who dont want you. You are the only person who matters man. The world is there for your entertainment. Go get entertained. If that means people actually want to kill you? Then take a few of em out with you.
If that means people dont want to know you? Then ignore them and do something you enjoy.
The good times come man. Just gotta pre-occupy yourself till they do.
op, i love you man. you remind me that im not alone in, well, feeling alone. im just as lonely as you and to be ho est it makes me feel just a little less alone. i wish we could be friends.. im really tired of feeling like this.
i sincerely hope you all the best
one day i wont see your threads anymore and on that day i'll have a drink for you because i'll know that you made it.
it doesnt last forever, this feeling.
at least thats what i hope
>>699239639
no
>>699239707
soon enough
>>699239946
well she's a nun so it's not like i ruined anything
>>699239954
it'd be nice to experience it. it's like everyone keeps talking about this pizza but it's fucking insanely good pizza that's readily available and free but you can't even open the fucking box let alone try it.
>>699240048
when i kill myself, she'll just assume i did something else. it'll be nbd
>>699240103
that's not true. why would i ever expect that.
Im a 8/10, maybe a 9 if i would loss some kilos and i can guarantee you, you dont need a girlfriend...on longtime a girl cant make you happy if you arent happy with urself and your life. Man she only can make you dependant on her and you can believe me thats shit....there are tons of sites on the internet and books how to improve your life and yourself, so instead of making a shitty thread u could start to get ur ass up and do something....
>>699240409
Forgot the pic
>>699240497
>it'd be nice to experience it. it's like everyone keeps talking about this pizza but it's fucking insanely good pizza that's readily available and free but you can't even open the fucking box let alone try it.
ye, but pizzas, same as women, are not worth dying for.
>>699240497
You never know, she might come in here looking for you and find some news you offed yourself. Maybe in the news? She don't make you feel better even a little bit?
>>699228620
That kind of weakness is evolutionarily why you'll never have a gf.
>>699240441
thats me op, every time i see one of your threads ill drop by and say hello.
you're not alone
i have made plenty threads describing my life with a bottle of cheap whiskey and nothing but my tears to keep me company
you will know its me if you're paying attention
>>699240497
You aren't going to find happyness from a woman man. No one does. Relationships are like happyness score multipliers. If you have a high happy score to begin with then women can turn that 5 into a 50
But if you are on -5 then you can be sure that them bitches are gona make your life a living -50 (hell)
Women aren't the pizza my nigga. They are one of the toppings. You are the pizza. You gotta be happy before hand man.
>>699240441
>>699241079
kek now you can go and jump off a cliff together
I just want more pics of OP.
>>699241345
>>699241398
Really tho nobody even cares enough to dox him
>>699241463
I don't want to dox him I am making a picture collage of all his sad faces. If someone were to dox him i wouldn't mind getting live photos or videos of him.
>>699240441
>>699241079
if by made it you mean i finally pulled the trigger
i appreciate it though man, it's hard to be this alone and it means a lot when people care, even a little
>>699241256
i mean i don't disagree, i really wouldn't know. but if that's the case it's already over then, and i feel that's the case
>>699241345
idc if you're mean to me but please be nice to people being nice.
>>699241398
i would but i delete them all.
>>699241463
yeah, that's i guess one benefit of worthlessness
>>699241606
seen this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9iXD-yTJ_k
>>699241891
Too bad. Well I'll collect them from now on, and see what I come up with. I thought of using the collage as a backdrop for something artsy.
>>699241988
kek
>>699241988
Whoa, they used his face. Isn't he perfect for these sorts of things? He's the perfect muse of misery.
>>699228620
Had a gf for years, was happy to begin with now still miserable as ever.
If you want one that bad you need to be truly happy without one - I know this sounds dumb but a chick isn't going to be looking for some self loathing recluse.
Be happy, go out, get a hobby, get social, take a little care in your appearance.
It's a lot easier to find a chick when you're not looking for one.
They right one will come along when you are happy in yourself, doing what you love.
>>699229957
this
>>699242304
i have that one
>>699233196
Im more uggo than you and i have a girl of 3 years. Serious, stop thinking you are stuck. Talk to people.
>>699241891
Did you even read:
>>699240409
Anyway man. I got to go. But I'd like to say trying to convince you has helped me in a way.
God Speed OP. You will find your happyness one day.
>>699242522
Ah! Thank you thank you! This picture is perfect, he has such damp tears.
>>699240409
>>699242641
sorry. yes, i did read it but it stumped me. i don't even know what i could possibly do to be happy anymore. i'm glad it helped you though
>>699242909
plz take a new picture? I want a new one.
>>699241891
i would like to believe that it will be because you found happiness
i can only hope its not because you pulled the trigger
I need to know that theres a way out for people like us op
I will root for you
I have attempted suicide multiple times, got drunk and jumped off my roof in an attempt to end it all.
broke my leg.
locked myself in my garage with my car running
woke up hours later with a headache
I know what its like to be on the deep end of loneliness man. I just really need to believe that theres an end to our pain and its not suicide.
when i stop seeing your posts i will believe that you have found what you were looking for and you are somewhere out there living a happy life.
I wont tell you that you arent ugly and that youre not worthless. I know what it feels like when people tell you that, it just feels like unsincere bullshit
What i will say is that i really really hope you can work things out and be happy.
coming from someone who hates themselves more than anything, there is no amount of shit people can say to get you to stop hating yourself.
You need to do that on your own.
I can only hope we can learn to stop hating ourselves and start living again
>>699243336
ok
>>699243708
tldr
>>699243830
wasnt meant for you
>>699243794
Perfection, I love it thank you. How do you have such thick tears. My collage is growing.
>>699228620
How's your hygiene?
>>699243886
I'm OP your stories mean nothing to me
>>699244137
>>699244137
wasnt born yesterday, bud
>>699244137
That's cold I like it.
Free time = time to learn and be able to make a profit from being creative
Possible when you're in a relationship but how does one learn when one has no fucking time to learn because he's always going out somewhere?? D:
>>699235517
Topkek
>>699244250
Can get girls once successful, then everybody wins.
>>699236953
Kek
>>699236953
Likewise I'd want a girlfriend that can stand up for herself and do things for herself instead of me having to do everything for her.
>>699243708
well if you think that when i stop all of a sudden then you can, nothing wrong with positive thinking.
sounds like you've had struggles too. i sincerely wish the best for you
i hope you figure it out too man.
>>699243830
>>699244137
please stop impersonating me, no one believes you're me
>>699243995
idk. i cry basically all the time
>>699244097
depends. i never bathe or brush my teeth if i'm not leaving the house, but i never leave the house without showering and brushing teeth and using antiperspirant.
>>699244709
You're in a state of malaise, I like it though your face has all of the lines and creases of someone who is really sad. Like the lines under your eyes are like perfectly defined rings.
>>699244835
Nigga you so creepy!
>>699244709
You probably have gingivitis and a severe case of smegma, anon. You probably want to do that everyday. Feeling clean is the best feeling.
>>699243794
Jesus Christ man go see a therapist and take medication for depression already, you need a new outlook on life. Stop hiding from life and stop staying in your comfort zone. You can't keep up the same pessimistic basement-dwelling dark room sad faced crying antisocial behavior and expect anything to change on its own, cuz it never will. YOU have to change in order for your situation to change. Stop feeling sorry for yourself and do something about it rather than wallowing in your self pity and shit posting on 4chan about how sad you are. If you perpetuate misery then that's what you'll surround yourself with. In fact I'd say you probably find comfort in misery because then you don't have to stick your neck out, take chances and risk failing - you already made your mind up to not even try.
>>699245093
I'm not creepy he interests me, it isn't like I am getting his info and stalking him. I mean I would if I could, but I won't. Pictures on here will suffice.
>>699240441
>>699241079
>>699243708
thats me, if you ever need to talk, i want to be there for you because i always wished there was someone there for me.
if you ever get to the point of no return, please message me.
i wont try to stop you, i just want to be there to listen to whatever you have to say
this feeling is horrible
i know what its like to cry yourself to sleep every night and i would not wish it upon my worst enemy
kik- jamtri
>>699246093
jeez op is a fag but this cringy fuck thats jacking off to op's pics and begging for more is on a different level of cringe
>>699246232
I'm not jerking off to them, his face is the definition of sad/pity. It interests me.
>>699246364
then youre just an askew cunt arent ya?
you have this weird and creepy obsession with him
im starting to feel like you're the one who should be killing yourself instead of him
>>699246518
Askew is correct, and it is perhaps an obsession, but I have not put he collage on the wall or anything yet.
As for killing myself, that is not going to happen, I have no desire to do that and benefit much from this life.
>>699246713
your mom ever tell you that you were dropped on your head when you were a baby?
>>699246888
No actually I can't feel human emotions, so I am interested in people who do.
Also your desire to try and heckle me also interests me. What moves a person to want to speak or behave like you when they really have nothing to gain from it?
>>699247014
edgelord
>>699247080
Okay.
>>699245385
no i leave the house like 3-5 times a week usually, it never gets that bad
>>699245835
okay. i'm just super positive that nothing ever good will happen so it's not worth me trying
>>699246135
i screenshotted it, i will hit you up on kik eventually. it's too late tonight.
>crying yourself to sleep every night
hey that's what i'm doing rn
>>699246364
i can cover it up really well. pic is me like 5 years ago, look how well i'm covering it up. i was only marginally happier then than i am now. when i go outside i cover it up really well
>>699247014
>>699247371
>>699228620
With that attitude, no. Not at all.
>>699247371
You look like a different person smiling
>>699247371
You're quite attractive here, I can tell the smile is half put on, half not. It's not a bad way I wear fake smiles all the time, people find it creepy so I found a good in between. I'll keep the pic, but not add to my collage as it's happiness.
>>699247371
Even smiling, there is depression and misery written all over you.
>>699246364
Lol I'm intrigued by it as well. Enough to actually give a fuck about his sadness
>>699247406
This.
>>699247740
Same reason as I do, it intrigues me because you would think someone would have some happiness, at some point in their life. Maybe in the week even in the day? Is he really sad every day all the time? Why is he? My brain is intrigued by someone who loath themselves so deeply.
>>699247860
>>699247631
This has to be a grill.
>>699247860
I feel like a sad meme need to be created based on his face
>>699248296
Yes! What should it say?
at the end of the day, op will find happiness.
you edgy fat lards projecting your worthlessness onto him, you will never change.
>>699247371
rare pepe
>>699248397
No he won't.
No girl ever liked him. None ever will.
>>699248374
I'm sad™
>>699228620
introduce yourself as haley joel osment
get tons of pussy
>>699248374
It has to be trademarked tho
>>699248647
>>699248575
>>699248374
Hugless Virgin™
>>699248575
>>699248479
yep, god has come down from the heavens to cast his wisdom upon us
dont act like you know shit
op could just be so busy hating himself that hes oblivious to any girl showing any interest
keep projecting your feelings onto him
bet it makes you feel good
>>699248802
On it.
I see dead people.
>>699248802
>>699248823
"I want to die" "Lemme eat this big mac and shit post first"
>>699248878
On it!
>>699248823
Thanks brother, I will use this meme on Facebook whenever I'm sad, atleast now my family will see how sad I feel.
>>699248878
>>699249055
OP IS FUCKING FULL OF SHIT
HE CLAIMS HUGLESSNESS BUT HERE
>>699247371
HE IS CLEARLY HUGGING NOT ONE BUT TWO PEOPLE SIMULTANEOUSLY
>>699249068
On it.
>>699249181
Most welcome! His face is perfect.
>>699236862
>>699249068
Wan to be depressed? Here's a link
You have to see this Candid post: Dog will be dead b... https://becandid.com/p/YfkBMJTEWL3
yall niggas aint even know
no one will ever do this to you
>>699249551
>>699249551
>>699249216
Is that a hug?
>>699228620
Loose some weight you fat fuck if you really cared you would, take a shower once in a while too. There's more bitches on this earth then men soooo yeah cry me a river you little bitch
>>699249551
Lol watch OP get laid next week because of sad memes
>>699233028
dude, maybe its jsut that i had a few nice looking chicks in hs, but who really wants emotional shit with another person who doesnt understand why we are here and how we got here
who wants some ignorant fuck, i think you're smarter than a lot of people you know, the fucked up kids usually are in one way or another
>>699234093
>> 699228620
you know, thats pretty much true, whats the point of loveing some one just because they love you, bs i say
>>699248823
Hey would you be able to put Justin Timberlake in the back ground top of a river?
>>699228620
Hey just got my first gf 2 days ago
>>699249597
doesn't matter, i want more easy going things. not aggressive blowjobs
>>699249906
no
>>699249551
>>699249393
>>699249213
>>699249055
>>699248823
dank
>>699250092
i shower 3-5 times a week
>>699250174
the exact opposite is more likely to happen
>>699250250
idk sometimes i think it would be nice to just relax my brain every once in a while
also nobody fucking knows why we are here or how we got here. probably ancient ayyyyy lmaos
>>699236831
why cry that they dont like you? thats what they want
because they are afraid no one likes them
every one is full of social doubt, humans are naturally unintelligant, just look at how he spelled that
my advice to you is learn some math, practise your guitar 4 hours a day and learn to love making music, and stop caring if you ever get pussy, you'll find masturbation isnt much different, its not your fault girls arent always super attracted to you, how many girls are you not attracted to?
>>699250967
Thank you, do you want anything added to an image of you?
>>699250967
I'm glad it wasn't a hug I got a little jealous.
>>699251677
>no white shirt ones
>no flannels
L A C K I N G
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>>699251798
SHARE THEM WITH ME!!!
>>699250981
is that really him in the middle? lol looks good shaved and in public. i'm sure he just does this as a joke, idek
>>699252113
Yeah him in the middle, he's actually quite attractive. I want it to be a joke too. Coming here to rile us or or something.
>>699252237
I'm the same way though, that's why I pointed it out. If I grow my beard and mustache out and try and look sad I can look like a totally different person then who I actually am. I tried an experiment one day on /b/, everyone said what they're saying to this guy, then once I showed my actual self they were like what the fuck, is that you? When I shave and cut my hair I'm totally different. :0
>>699233969
OP, don't get depressed, we're all your friends (except for the assholes so you're not losing too much anyway)
Try making them laugh and attack always when they're sad hahaha
>>699252597
That is really interesting! So you had a similar affect to when we saw his clean cut look.
>>699252731
Pretty much, lol. 1/2
>>699252731
Whoops 1/2
>>699250967
Don't worry O.P pussy will come along your way and /b/ will finally get a picture of you sayin I'm happy™ by 2017 believe it nig
>>699252865
2/2
>>699252844
That is crazy, no matter what I do I look the same. Long hair short hair I look exactly the same. Then again people confuse me for just about everyone else save for who I actually am.
>>699252892
Lol nice hand signs bro shit looks deadly
>>699252892
two in the pink one in the brown ',:^)
>>699252865
>>699252892
Yeah definitely different. I would have been fooled if you made a sad thread and then showed your real face. Did you have fake tears? I find it hard to fake the tears that OP has, but I could be wrong I mean there are actors afterall.
>>699253007
No sir, it's Two in the pink one in the stink.
>>699253050
The guy in the picture here, was about to say that. lel
>>699253024
No matter what I do I can't cry anymore. Maybe if I put water near my eye idek
>>699253050
No. None in the pink 3 in the stink
My advice OP, before you start worrying about a girlfriend get laid first. Fuck all that "it's what's on the inside that matters" shit. Would you date an ugly fat chick cause she has a nice personality, most likely not. If you want to get that sexy attention from ladies you gotta lose weight and start building muscle. IF you work for it they will come. I can tell your face ain't ugly, it's just fat. Im sure if you gain a healthy weight you will look decently attractive. Just take my friend for example, he's got a face like an autistic little kid with zesty freckles and has a personality that just annoys the shit out of you sometimes, yet he recently lost his verginity and started getting laid by different girls cause he got fit through kickboxing and swimming ( and hes not even that fit, just average weight, no chizzled muscles, or a six pack.) IF you work for it, THEY will come. And eventually, you might just find a proper gf.
>>699253024
However, maybe OP actually does have something going on that's making him cry like that. Not sure how he'd fake the pinkness in the eye
>>699228620
Not with that attitude. If that is you in pic related, then you have your whole life to waste time on bitches. This is the time of your life when you figure out what makes you happy. Then someday when you're off doing whatever makes you happy, some bitch will see this and be like 'oh shit that's a dude who's just doing his own thing. He has it figured out. I should learn from him'
>>699253147
Nice, haha
I don't really cry that often anymore either, I used to a lot when I was a teen.
>>699253203
This boy knows how to party.
>>699253255
That's what I want to know what the fuck is his standards? If his standards are fucking high he's going to be alone.
>>699253267
My thoughts exactly, I have seen convincing actors and things, but he has perfected the art of looking sad. He is a perfect example of a sad lonely person.
>>699253488
because he's not acting, he's lonely and sad maybe?
>>699253488
It's just so weird comparing the sad pictures to this. Either something actually did happen, lose his job, breakup, whatever and/or just a really good acting persona.
>>699253591
Thank you Captain Obvious
>>699253601
This makes me sad. He looks so happy here. Is OP in this thread?
>>699253601
I think his sadness comes from feeling worthless like he says in other threads. He feels like his life is stale because he can't have romance in it.
>>699253601
>>699253798
He mentions feeling empty because his life doesn't have romance in it. A lot of his threads are usually focused on not having or ever had a gf.
>>699253852
>>699253961
This is both me, I thought the first one aborted. I'm very displeased with this slow ass internet.
>>699228620
Make a change then. Fucking cunt.
>>699253798
yes, i'm here
>>699253601
no i am really good at covering it up when i leave the house. but i only leave when i have a specific task, and i just focus 100% on the task. then i come home and breakdown
>>699253427
i don't have standards. i would accept any girl.
>>699253336
i'm 25 already, it's over
>>699253255
idk. i don't know if any amount of work will ever save me
>>699252873
probably not. i've been really really wanting a hug since 2014-2015 and still haven't even gotten that
>>699252237
it's not a joke sadly.
>>699251136
lol
>>699251083
no i'm good man, i liked those though
>>699250982
i can't stop though. it's so hard.
>>699254002
It's all good man. I wouldn't of even known because it's a common answer. It's 4:20 in the morning and I'm out of it.
>>699254218
cheers
>>699254196
I really like you.
Now about the girl standards what about transgenders?
Sad it's not a joke, it's too real for it not to be, but I wish it was.
It's from the Crucible if you haven't seen it.
Alright, I was hoping of making one for you, but if you ever come up with anything let me know.
>>699254218
This is true, it is so late for me too and I feel like my phrasing is definitely token at this point.
>>699254196
You're not even that bad looking OP. Shave again and continue to dress like this. Is this a work uniform or school uniform?
>>699228620
Dont listen to anyone op. This is all just society telling u how they want you to act and what they want you to do and be. Live for yourself fuck the rest and you will meet someone just like you. Fuck society and fuck the superfical bullshit. Live like you are going to die every day live it becauze everyone else just has there stupid fucking agenders to push on to what they see as the weak minded.
>>699254218
holy fuck you're in my time zone
>>699254696
this
be you op, the perfect one will come one day.
>>699254618
I'd hazard it's church stuff? If I am right OP has to give me something.
>>699254773
ayy lmao which state or providence you in?
>>699228620
If Gary Ridgeway - the disgusting mentally retarded serial killer - can have a wife then so can you OP.
One day I realized, the world doesn't owe me anything.
I am not owed a girlfriend, or a job, or even happiness. That if I want anything in life, I have to expect to earn it.
OP, you are not owed a girlfriend by society, or god, or life, or whatever powers that be you believe in. You have to put effort into improving yourself as a person. Until you accept this, and try to work with it rather than against it, you will always be a child.
>>699254696
Also op, if you go out do some hours at an animal shealter or go something charitable thats were you find the good people the ones who lift you up and help you out. Find your hobby and just live for it. Get an instrument and start up so song wrighting. The most successful people are were they are because they made their choice they dont live for others they live for themselves. Fuck the small minded weak willed narcissists and go out and achive.
>>699254411
well i don't really know, it's one of my biggest desires to have a family and kids someday. but that's looking more and more like an impossibility so idk
>>699254618
church, i went on a mormon mission. haven't gone since i got back though, i'm not religious at all
>>699254818
yeah, what do you want
>>699254840
idaho, you?
>>699255234
Montana, right next to you, OP!
>>699230820
OP single has to but up with his faggy ass shit.
OP with GF, has to put up with his faggy ass shit and her whiny ass shit.
Plus, shitloads of product all over your previously clean bath room. A closet full of broken shoes.
Double: Her even if it can be believed even more worthless friends.
>>699255308
you're in montana?! bozeman fag here
>>699255234
Oh yeah a family with kids, that would be kind of difficult with a trans person. So the only real requirement is the ability to have kids I guess?
I haven't a clue actually, I thought I should get something if I guessed right out of habit I guess?
>>699255452
I actually live 25 miles away from Bozeman, haha. You in college?
>>699255556
off by one
and nah, bozeman high. nice to meet another montanan.
>>699255308
neat
>>699255448
you're assuming i'd ever get a gf long term enough to have her live with me
>>699255477
no that's not the only requirement, but it's a big part of it
>>699255682
Noice haha I go to Park. Wish I could go to Bozeman to play football in the high school there. I enjoy it here but the spirit in Bozeman is so much better.
>>699255891
What are all the requirements? I'm already not worthy, but I am curious now.
>>699255957
very cool! my cousin plays for park high football as well. never knew anyone else from this state went on /b/ let alone knew how to use a computer
>>699228620
fuck men instead.
>>699256204
He wants a family and kids.
>>699256204
yea get a manfriend
>>699252892
>>699255957
lol is this you? i did some digging online and saw this
>>699228620
>>699256559
Top kek, ye that's me. How'd you find this?
>>699256813
did some searching online and found it, it said your name on the website and i'm on your fb right now. i'll add you so we don't have to keep talking in this thread.
-bozeman fag
>>699257050
Sounds good!
>>699257050
>>699257113
Creepy image collector here. I'm glad you guys are befriending one another. I like seeing this happen on occasion.
>>699256559
>name my band
Go shoot up a school you attention seeking autistic retard
>>699257299
I'm talking to the guy from Bozeman now haha turns out he's my friends cousin. Interesting stuff happens on this site that's for sure and this is the most interesting so far.
>>699257491
Glad to hear it! Small world.
>>699257403
I'm actually interested to see what people would come up with. Make a thread pls
>>699257556
Indeed! He and I are talking about hiking up to the M today or tomorrow since I'm close.
>>699257556
I hiked it the hard way earlier this summer so it'll be fun to do it again. It doesn't look that hard in pictures but it can be a challenge with how steep at rocky it is going up.
>>699257936
Whoa nice, so soon for a meet up as well. It proves we're not all autistic here.
>>699258103
Very true, haha. Some of the smartest people I know go on this site.
>>699258234
That is awesome though, I typically have pensiveness about people on this site so I don't meet up with people even though I noticed my city being mentioned in meet ups. I have my brother's kids to take care of so I am really careful who I bring into my life.
this went from the most depressing thread to the most happiest thread where 2 people will meet each other in real life. wat
>>699258377
I know what you mean man. I wouldn't be meeting up with him if he didn't add me on fb. He's mutual friends with my friend from my football team and he's legit from Bozeman and has friends on his fb, actual pictures and not fake. I'm still surprised by how he found me though. Such an interesting night!
>>699258510
Happy ending nigga
>>699258510
So very true, I'm glad for this result good things can come out of the bad.
>>699258722
You're smart to have some of those barriers, and since you guys are so close it would be a shame not to meet up. The connections are interesting too, who would have guessed. All from a kind word to me when I double posted due to a crappy internet as well... yet another bad thing where a good thing came out of.
>>699258842
how so? op is still alone and his thread got hijacked
>>699258896
If you're upset because two people found a happy out come, then you are toxic.
>>699258885
The connections are very interesting, he's my friends cousin. Like who would've guessed from all threads this would be the one? kek
>>699258100
I can imagine it would be pretty hard, from the distance picture it's pretty steep. Would be neat to see how you both fair.
>>699256559
>tfw he looks like that and still has bitches meeting up with him and I have nothing
>>699258896
I still feel bad for OP. He's in the state right next to me too so if he ever needs a friend or anything I'll go there. My grandma lives in Boise, Idaho anyways so I'll meet both of them if he's close.
>>699259119
Kek so strange
>>699259260
That would be good, I think it would be good for him to have a friend. Especially if both of you guys were to meet up with him.
>>699259260
If I didn't have a record I wouldn't mind crossing the border and hanging out with OP.
>>699259184
I just be myself man. I don't care about my looks and don't focus on negativity, that's probably why.
>>699259177
I climbed to the top the most difficult path, the guy from Bozeman has went to the top but on the easier path. It'll be interesting!
>>699259290 & >>699259336, indeed! He and I would be honored to meet him, he actually seems like a decent person.
>>699228620
Dude. At least you are still young. Go enjoy being young, save being depressed over being alone for when you are 32 like me.
>>699259478
Border from Canada?
>>699258980
nobody is upset here.
i guess it is a happy ending. it's not THE happy ending for OP. still happy i guess.
good lord this thread makes me happy seeing the kindness of /b/
i'm in the shithole new jersey so i'm far away from op but i too would like to meet him, same with the two from montana
i'll miss this thread and the people in it
>>699259529
Sounds like a challenge, I take it then you both will go on the difficult path, so he can experience it?
Both are actually me :S I'm bored. That would be great if you met him, this way he can have hugs, cheered up, maybe make some connections.
>>699259570
Yeah, I can't cross it last time I tried to get a passport I was rejected on the grounds of having a record. So I can't really leave the country right now. NEVER STALK PEOPLE.
>>699259645
I'm glad, also I think OP is gone so it should be alright. If he is still here I hope they meet up with him since they're all close.
>>699259645
It seems like >>699259260 & >>699259529 live close to OP and would be his friend and drive there if he wanted. So some good came out of this thread for OP, if only he was here.
OH SHIT this is the OP that looks like a fat Matt Damon
>>699259750
We'll still be around, just anonymous once more I think that is why people should probably if they make a connection or want a connection take a step to assure it.
>>699259925
I was born in Edmonton now living in Montana, right below Alberta! Interesting lol
>>699260124
I'm in BC in the Okanagan. So right next door to Alberta, and a bit of a drive.
>>699259925
why'd/who you stalk and why? sounds like an interesting story. sorry about not being able to come down though, that sucks.
>>699260202
Nice, you a Canucks or BC Lions fan? I watch both Canadian and American sports so I keep track of both.
>>699260235
My ex I stalked him when he dumped me randomly. I found out his reasons were rather suspicious. I was also not able to emotionally let him go, or detach so I started stalking him.
In the end he was more clear, but I kept trying to find him/convince him to take me back or like me etc. It's nearly ten years later and I am still unwilling to date etc. It's why I am the token baby sitter for my brother's children.
>>699260376
I know nothing of sports haha I'm really sorry. I should ask my brother he might have an answer. I went to one hockey game though and had tons of fun.
>>699257716
I will at around 5 pm EST if I don't forget. Gotta sleep now.
>>699260394
I hope this doesn't sound like the stereotypical /b/tard but are you a femanon?
>>699260462
It's all good! I didn't really get into sports until 2012. I don't know what happened haha
>>699228620
Nice tele. Is it Fender?
>>699260593
I'm not at liberty to say. I don't remember if I will be bothered for revealing when asked, rather than being revealing. To be safe I'll just leave it at that.
Oh nice, so you're new to it all. I just see things when my brother has guests over for games, or that one game. I think I could enjoy it, but watching in person is way better than on TV.
read and digest
http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-harsh-truths-that-will-make-you-better-person/
You don't need one Op. But... If you really want one then worry about self improvement first. This coming from someone that would probably have been considered a loner and a weirdo 5 years ago.
>Learn to talk, to strangers to friends to girls. They're all just people.
>Care about how you look. Fix your hair, fix your nails, fix how you dress. And ofc try to get to a body type that you think is attractive.
>Pick up a hobby that you can discuss, an instrument, a sport, even just books.
>Talk to girls even if you think their out of your league. Lots of them will see the effort itself as a turn on.
>>699260855
Tits or gtfo
>>699260976
>>699260855
I can respect that, no worries.
Yeah haha I am new, but with how I am when I get interested in something I research the heck out of it and learn everything I can about it. I know a lot about sports now, especially about football and the Broncos. People say with how much I know about it I must've been a fan my whole life but I only started liking it when I was 15 or 16 in 2012
>>699261058
I'm similar, I will research something into the ground until I know as much as I can about it. I listen and watch videos, other people talk about it, or read books on it. It becomes an obsession. I have an obsessive personality to begin with.
>>699260976
Leave the fellow anon alone, lol
>>699261024
You know the drill.
Reveal thy teets or make a hasty exit.
>>699261158
Exact same here. OCD I suppose. I just love learning
>>699261164
God dammit this is tradition son. I don't even wanna stare at rejection boobies but it still must be said.
>>699261229
Newfag detected. She's not an attention whore so it doesn't apply. He/she didn't even confirm.
>>699261231
I make that part of the reason for living, to collect as much knowledge about whatever I feel like for as much as I feel like.
>>699261398
Knowledge is power, anon. Just be you. :)
>>699228620
Had these same thoughts, then got a qt3.14 gf, about a week later, with no change, and its all good now.
>>699228620
Stop hating yourself. Find an interest where you can relax. Be your own boss and not some pussy satellite.
>>699261456
Thanks, yeah I feel that way I collect knowledge. It's probably why I have so many books. My room smells like a library. I wish OP was still here so he could exchange info with you guys to meet up with him.
Can you promise me something?
>>699261456
I went back following your responds, is this you >>699252892?
>>699261339
That's never been the deal it's all women always, and even a moron could see from what was said that it's a woman. Been here 10 years child and everyone is always a newfag, except OP who usually happens to be a plain old faggot as well. You fucking newfag.
>>699261615
Agreed, I miss OP. Although I see these threads often so I'll ask him about it again one day. And sure!
>>699261621
Yes it is, lol
>>699261690
It would seem that you've already agreed to my promise before I said it. I was going to have you promise me to exchange info and try to connect with him when he makes the next thread.
>>699261690
Ah okay, I was really curious as to who that was, sorry for asking.
>>699261677
You've missed one. One was reluctant but another revealed easily and you're attacking the reluctant one.
See this: >>699236953
>>699261742
>tfw this was the last one
He is going to be upset when he sees the thread on /adv/ and he didn't seem to be in a good spot ITT.
>>699261742
Yeah, for sure! I've been wanting to do that. I'll be sure to look over him and if he wants friends the guy from Bozeman and I would for sure be there for him.
>>699261806
It's all good!
>>699261836
Just saw the one, my bad. You gotta do your duty keep /b/ as it always has been, absolutely terrible.
>>699236953
doubt this is a girl. girls aren't that fucking mean
>>699261998
The fuck we aren't. Especially to ugly fucks like OP.
>>699262070
bait
>>699261909
That's a relief, I think if he has people eh talks to, and actually sees in person it might help him a bit. I'd contribute more than posting memes making collages or pretending to stalk him. I'm kind of stuck.
>>699261984
No worries, got to get the stupid whores. I like lady's but I fucking hate whores who have to be like "OH LOOK AT ME I AM A GIRL HURR HURR" "WELL AS A GIRL I THINK..." Those ones can seriously get the fuck out.
>>699262230
I think so too, hopefully we can do that for him. And ye, that sucks that you can't leave Canada. Also this is quite possibly the longest thread I've ever been in haha, six hours long.
