Hey /b/, brickthief here. Just did another job. What you think, good haul?
To refresh your memories.
you wouldn't happen to live in socal, would you?
>>699248669
>>699248767
i love your yard
WALL 2GETHA NOW
>>699248708
Not even close mate.
Tally stands at 17.
>>699248981
was just asking because my neighbor got a pallet of bricks stolen this week. but seeing your pictures proves you are from somewhere much better.
>>699249029
those bricks look German to me. The grass, too.
nice finds.
Was a good run lads. Cars parked all over the yard, could here the occupants talking inside, some street traffic even went by during the heist. I'm a professional though and stuck to the job at hand.
>>699248669
this is fucking gold i love you
>>699249107
I just thought 'who the fuck steals bricks?' then realised what thread I was in.
OP is a stone cold ruffian.
>>699249107
I don't take them from a pallet. I take them from some guys wall at the end of my street.
>>699249341
yeah, but the individual who stole the pallet has bigger issues. the thief in this thread is more likable.
>>699249344
I apologize for not previously reading your attached picture, I would have realized that sooner. When is your next heist?
>>699248520
Good to see you again!
How's the neighbor's wall looking after your most recent shenanigans?
>>699249655
I just did a heist about 15 minutes ago. Tally is 17. Winter is the peak season. I like to get drunk and watch rugby, then ride to the beach for a naked swim, then I nab a few bricks on the way home. I only work when I'm drunk, and tonight happened to be that night.
Honestly mate, the only reason I took 3 is because my bag wasn't big enough for more.
Jesus Christ, you seem like an utterly boring man OP. Making your own thread collages about how one time you got crazy and took two bricks oh shit. How fucking pitiful can you be?
>>699250007
Nigger, he has 17.
>>699249894
The fuckers sold the house. I jacked the bricks from the front end of the pillars, but the sneaky cunts moved bricks forward so from the street it looked like their wall was fully intact.
>>699249991
Nice. Do you plan on fully deconstructing your neighbors brick structures?
>>699250007
he is obviously welcome here, and someone has already recognized his antics. i'd say much less pitiful than you.
>>699248520
He can't keep getting away with it.
>>699250007
Yeah mother fucker, this cunt knows the score >>699250230
My thread was enjoyed by everyone last time. In case you didn't read the thread, I just did a 3 brick job. My biggest solo heist.
>>699250410>>699250007
Three (3) mother fucking BRICKS, nigger. In one fucking go.
You do better, then come talk.
>>699250283
No. Only reason is because the base structure is solid and well layed. The top section of everything is fucked though. I took an entire level off his brick garden box.
>>699250402
I can. I could hear them talking while I was leaning over their wall loosening bricks. Fuck that wall man.
did you take them on your bike? we used to go 'solar-lighting' when we got drunk around 16-17. we would go steal garden gnomes and solar lights from peoples' front yards. good times mayn, i'm proud of you.
>>699250540
The fuck do you know about jacking bricks junior?
>>699250591
i like this. would you consider using tools to further your endeavors?
>>699250697
Yeah man. Get drunk, grab 2 wheels, jack some bricks.
>>699250958
if OP, i'm on your side.
if gayboi, ur gai.
i know tons about bricks.
tons.
>>699250681
fuck that wall dude. i love you and believe in you! tear it down!
how far do you plan on going? tear down down the whole city!
>>699250972
Probably not. The windows are really close to the wall. Tools are too much noise and would alert someone.
>>699251052
what are you gunna do with them?
>>699251217
when it comes to the point that tools are nearly needed, just push firmly against the bricks every passing you make. could cause cracks to form, in which you could insert a chisel or prying bar to loosen them quietly.
>>699248520
has he mentioned his loss of bricks to any neighbors?
>>699251159
Not the whole city, just this cunts wall. Funny thing is, they guy who just moved out of there was a top bloke.
I'm a Stone Cold Brick Jacker though, feelings don't mean shit in this game.
>>699251351
Nothing. Just enjoy the fact that one day I will have more bricks than him.
>>699251419
Don't know mate, I live at least 20 houses down from him.
Should I go for another brick run lads? Never doubled up in one night.
>>699251932
if you don't would you really be the "stone cold brick jacker"?
fuck no, OP.
not by a fucking long shot.
>>699252061
You just questioned my work ethic. Be back in 10 minutes, most likely less.
godspeed, OP
you're doing gods work OP
Eh is the cunt making these himself they ain't bricks , looks more concrete.
I'm back lads.
must be the most ridiculous fetish i have ever heard of
>>699251671
god your my hero. detiermend.
Let me add it to the pile and give you a brick update.
>>699251399 by the way mate, I found that just a bit of force can rip those bricks right off the wall. Hahaha, FUCK YEAH BRICKS!!
We wait for the stone cold brick jacker to bring back some sweet bricks
If it was my wall when I finally caught you op I would cave your skull in with one of the bricks you hadn't managed to steal yet.
We count the slab as a brick lads?
Just turn up with a kangol gun and demolish his entire wall and then tell him to pallet them up while you grab the forklift to transport his wall back to your house.
>>699253288
Yeah, like you'd have any bricks left.
>>699248520
You're a hardcore criminal man. Whatever will we do?
Are you going on the hunt for some fresh, young bricks tonight?
START BUILDING THAT BORDER WALL
Tfw op is risking a criminal charge for a collection of bricks with the value of a bag of Doritos , hardly a criminal mastermind at work.
What is your favourite type of brick?
>>699253847
Like the law could ever catch me.
I have rules.
1) Only operate at night
2) Only operate drunk
3) Only operate on a bike
4) Only have one other accomplice
5) GAMBAP (Get as many bricks as possible)
6) TCOBB (take care of brick business)
>>699254007
Ones that are already on a wall and coming loose.
I think OP might be the girl from my strange addiction who eats bricks
>>699254037
YAFF(You're a fucking faggot)
>>699254037
autism confirmed
Where's the cuts for the half bond you fucking donkey
>>699254174
>Where's the cuts for the half bond you fucking donkey
What? I jack bricks son, I don't lay 'em.
What sort of sad lonely person does this shit?
Stage 1: Steal bricks
Stage 2: ???
Stage 3: Profit!
>>699254170
>>699254162
Say that to me in real life, not over the internet! I have 20 bricks backing me bitch!!
>>699254037
Are you from QLD lad? Anyways you're doing gods work, don't listen to the haters.
Fuck this guys wall fam
>>699254037
Start another thread in jail, OP.
>>699248520
>not stealing bricks of coke...
Son, you're doing it all wrong
>>699254297
>>699254297
Sell them back to the person you stole them from. Easy profit.
>>699254317
fuck you
i'd stay far away from some creepy dude who steals fucking bricks for fun and probably masturbates to them
try to take one goddamn brick from my house and i will smash your fucking hands to a pulp between them
>>699254343
Nah fam. From NZ. You recognize that brick style house though. Could use you in my brick hauling posse! Good men are hard to come by in my 'profession'.
Criminals from New Zealand sure are different
>>699254534
easy way to get your ass kicked which is precisely what i hope happens to this faggot
OP you are a fucking hero.
Fuck the wall.
Are there any more slabs?
>>699254537
Yeah, good luck son. I have a slab, 19 bricks, 2 former wooden pillars, 4 stakes, a 3 meter aluminum sign and 3 getaway options.
I AM YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!
Build a bbq with the stolen bricks and invite him over
I dare you to go there second time
Tfw I would be more impressed by roof tiles
>>699248520
Bricktheif for president
>>699254781
eat a cock
is there any way to take legal action against this tard? it would be fun to have a headline "brick thief caught" or something
>>699254643
Well from my experience, they put a slab in the middle of each pillar and put bricks around it to save money. Don't know why though, I have bricks they could use for good prices. Will give an example picture in 2 minutes.
>>699254906
Shit a brick.
>>699254958
We need regular progress pictures of the wall.
>>699254537
You mean your mother's house?
Cheap skates
>>699250697
Where do you live that people have solar panels? And aren't those pretty expensive?
>>699254037
>2) Only operate drunk
Meanwhile at op's neighbours house
>>699254784
kek
The fuck is up with /b/? Buster ass faggot ass pussy ass nigger ass bitch ass faggots from fagbook talking shit about my fucking gig. Shit son, you all sucked up the semen from Oceans Eleven. My shit is fire son, get on board!
19 bricks, 1 slab, 2 pillars. Fucking Pour It On!
>>699255261
He means these little solar powered lights
>>699254585
It looks like something out of QLD, up the top though like near Cairns. I'm from WA my self, travelling to NZ to see the family end of the year, where you @?
I'd gladly join the BBC ( Brick burglary crew) i've layed a few in my time, so i have the necessary qualifications and I think you'll find my references will all check out.
>>699253436
It's bonus points.
You have touched me OP.
>>699254037
>only have one other accomplice
Wtf OP you have a sidekick?
>mfw brickthief & pebbles the kid
>>699255522
lads I've found op. Not surprisingly he's a nigger.
>>699255262
You got to son.
This is the real routine brohymn, I'll lay it out for you to play it out.
1) Stock up on beer, wine, spirits
2) Start drinking at 18:30
3) Watch rugby at 19:35
4) Drink at a blistering pace and yell at TV
5) 21:30, go to beach or jump wall into Motel Spa and Pool
6) Have swim/soak while still drinking
7) Head home when alcohol runs out
8) Jack bricks on the way home
9) Make roast brotatoes
10) Watch horror movie
>>699249187
>the grass looks german
>>699255888
Fucking check'd
>>699255678
>>699255522
I'm from the Bay Of Plenty. NZ and Aussie homes are quite similar brick wise.
My 'crew' doesn't have a name. I operate alone, only twice have I had an accomplice, both times the operation wasn't smooth.
>>699255888
He's watching rugby , taffy Apple confirmed
op should start adding the bricks to a neighbour's wall
>>699255802
I love you OP
>>699255470
Kek i was picturing large solar panels LMAO that would be a a tough haul and a big money maker
>>699255522
Just reminded me, my mate moved to WA for a year or so. His ex girlfriend just got sentenced to 13 months in prison and from what I hear her boyfriend is the main suspect in a fatal stabbing.
You should replace the stolen bricks with a different kind of brick to fuck with your neighbors head
>>699256055
Oh fuck yeah
>>699256167
Replace the whole wall so after a while he wil have a red wall instead of a white one
Make this thread live please /b/
>>699254225
>>699254286
>>699254610
>>699254671
>>699254711
>>699254817
>>699255634
>>699255678
Not really. I run my hustle, but every now and then when I get the taste for Masonry my wheelman is there. We straight operate bikes though, due to being drunk.
Only once have we hit a drive by.
>>699255802
Dude i love that you just have life figured out.
Its so satisfying when you find a routine like that.
do you have enough for a mini stone henge yet?
requesting stonehenge.
Use the bricks to rebuild the wall in somebody elses garden so they will blame eachother
>>699256165
I'm going to be in Hamilton, which isn't far right? I'll take my experience elsewhere i'll undermine your monopoly on bricks! Your days as kingpin are numbered.
Oh shit that's rough. There's been a few stabbings recently, Do you know the details?
BRICKLEBACK
>>699248520
Very nice. Build a BBQ and invite your neighbour round so you can cuck him with his own bricks
>>699256395
The roast brotatoes are usually accompanied by fried onions, gravy and cheese sauce. Kind of like a cheap poutine.
The beer you buy depends on the team playing.
>>699256555
Chekd
>>699256574
No clue on the stabbing. It might be hear say. Yeah bro, H Town is about 80 minutes from me, I lived there for 6 years, my older sister and Dad live there along with my Bro and his kid who is my name sake.
My uncle has always liked to jack construction materials. One time we were taking some concrete blocks from a lot where a construction project got haulted and a cop stopped and questioned him. Don't know what he said but the cop left. We were wearing the orange construction vests so we looked pretty legit. Many times blending in and looking like you belong is the key to a successful heist
IT JUST GOT 10FT SHORTER!
>>699256617
This is great!
Does anyone else have a routine like this?
Me and my best m8 would
>frisbee golf 2 games by my house
>get the business lunch special at a Mediterranean food place near by
>watch at least 2 episodes of criminal minds and make rape jokes
> then id take a nap and he'd go to work
RIP seth
>>699256778
Fuck mate, I don't run on that level. I live for the thrill. 9/10 I usually have no shoes on, I'm always drunk, and I live in a respectable subdivision and this guy has one of the most open houses. At all times there are at least 8 houses facing me while I work along with a separate street and another 6 houses.
i seriously hope you get caught and get your hands chopped off
>>699256757
It seems pretty dull and this coming from someone who lives in Perth, what exactly is there to do? Is cow-tipping or brick-jacking the biggest pasttimes?
this may alter my holiday
>>699256948
HAHA, he is my best mate too. Been friends since 2002.
Can you take pictures of the neighbors wall?
>>699257038
He doesn't live in siria you faggot
>>699257038
Nah there's a wall of a difference between this comedy theft and someone stealing to sell on.
>>699257186
nobody lives in siria because it's not a country that exists you massive cunt
>>699257131
Who is ur best friend?
>>699257125
Oh mate I don't live there anymore. All I did when I lived there was smoke weed, masturbate, drink, sleep. It's not a bad town but there is nothing to do.
Best option would be go to Matamata and see Hobbiton, go to rugby or just head over to Tauranga or Auckland.
>>699257279
You know what im takling about though, you don't have to be a little bitch about it
>>699257186
In Syria it would be pebbles and children's bones, not an intact block.
>>699257033
I understand that thrill. That's why occasionally I have to do something dangerous or illegal. Life can get boaring with the same old routine; gotta spice things up sometimes
OP, go back for more. Now.
>>699257300
Mason. It's not even his real name but I've been calling him that since 2002. Named him after Willie Mason of the Canterbury Bulldogs NRL team.
Fucking sick thread lads, let's keep it rocking. I'm going to go fire up a durry though.
>>699257433
>BLAM BLAM BACON & HAM
>>699257468
Do it!
>>699257468
Mate, I've jacked 5 bricks and a slab in one night.
>>699257577
But more is better!
>>699255888
are you having a giggle?
the grass looks fucking German.
>>699248520
Keep on falcore,keep...on
You are all fucking retards.
>>699249029
Adopt me o.p
>>699257848
No you!
>>699257577
>>699257680
more might be better, but OP has a point.
although, he did say he is the "stone cold brick jacker"
so i guess unless OP is a liar, he would go get more.
>>699248520
Nigga u stealing the wrong kind of bricks.
>>699257852
That's sick
>>699258019
What kind of bricks should OP steal next?
>>699257577
Take more now and post pics!
>>699258136
The good kind if u get me.
>>699258136
The powdered ones
>>699252061
40 keks...im now addicted,see u in 20 ima pop this masonry cherry...TONIGHT,WE,RIDE
>>699258237
so if i get you, you will get me the good bricks?
where are you?
>>699258237
Are you implying that his current bricks aren't good enough?
OP it's time to move up from this petty shit and move on to grand theft auto. I'm sure you have strict gun laws in your country, mate, so you have 0 risk of getting shot.
get enough to go back and brick up his front door overnight
>>699258498
This
>>699257993
5 bricks and a slab in one night is a serious good hustle.
Oceans Eleven didn't rob the Bellagio then hit the MGM Grand afterwards.
I've heard the word bricks so many times in this short hour probably more than I've heard the word all year and now it's starting to lose meaning.
Guys theres a fuckin building site right in front of my house.... should i go and steal a brick?
>>699252061
Oh shit fam, yeah nah, I did do another run, nabbed 2 bricks and a slab. Will post a pick in a minute.
>>699251755
I haven't laughed this hard in so fucking long. I'm in love with you
What the actual fuck am I reading and is this thread. I'm not sure but it belongs on /b/ intensely. This man is in a binary orbit around mental disorder and trolling. I'm not sure what this ultime will be. Will one pull him in and consume him or will it eventually fling him into the darkness of nothingness or maybe he is achieving true /b/tard status and entering a stable orbit around both.
>>699258816
>a brick
steal the entire site
>>699258404
Oh mate, I did snap the wing mirrors off some guys car one night. Let me go find the only pice of evidence linking me to that.
>>699259054
dude i would be stealing for hours straight walking in and out of my house carrying bricks and other stones.....
>>699259058
Holy shit I'm dead
>>699259058
epic retardedness is your game and you are a cocksucker
>>699259191
That's why your supposed to get drunk
>>699259217
Just jealous OP has more bricks than you
>>699259158
That's just the inner mirror. Dumped the casing in a drain and the other in a garden.
Can you make the bricks spell "Phi"
>>699259302
im going outside checkin the fuckin site soon....
>>699259369
can you make your cock spell stealing bricks is retarded??
>>699259058
>>699259042
Fuck man, me and my mate have considered taking Al Quadea type pictures holding bricks ransom and dropping them in his letterbox but the cunt moved out. HA! he got a dog during my hot season, didn't change shit. Dog starts barking, by then I have 3 bricks and I slip away into the night like a cat.
>>699259369
Yeah I can, give me a minute.
Someone archive and screen shot this thread.
>>699256617
you have poutine in nz?
fuck yeh. Canfag here
>>699255888
>stupid american not knowing that theres not only one sort of grass
>>699259745
I love you so much
>>699255888
yep, blonde haired blue eyed german grass
>>699259058
legend OP, you are LEGEND!
>>699255888
it really doesn´t look german, blödmann.
>>699258695
you think oceans eleven has anything on you?
the fucking Stone Cold Brick Jacker?
dont kid yourself.
you're better than that.
>>699260138
savage
Can you cum on a brick OP?
>>699259890
No we don't. I just love the Idea so much I started making my own. I pretty much just buy thick cut chips (fries), bake them, then cover them in a rich cheese sauce and gravy. Sometimes with fried onion, sometimes with fried onion and bacon, sometimes with fried mince (ground beef) and onion.
Cheese sauce is a thick slab of butter, far too much to be honest, tablespoon of flour, near a cup of milk then a fucking terrorist tonne of grated cheese.
>>699248520
>>699260138
it can´t be german bricks its daytime here right now
>>699248520
Hope you get shot stealing fucking bricks anon.
>>699260238
I know my man. Just had to make it relevant for these youngins.
>>699260311
No. It takes me far too long to nut. And tonight I've been drinking.
>>699260138
You're the best bricktheif <3
Please keep making threads
I'm glad i'm here today, you're gold, /B/rickman.
>>699260547
my dick will bleed before i nut if i've been drinking, so i know what you mean.
put that dick on those bricks.
>>699260467
>Implying non brickers have guns in my country
>Implying I don't have numerous bricks at my disposal
>Implying they could get the drop on Stone Cold Brick Jacker
>>699260603
It's lowercase mate.
>>699251671
You are a man among fags
>>699261193
You may not hit the back, but you'll tear out the walls.
>>699261193
can you smash the brick with your penis or other way round?
>>699261193
FUCKING GOLD THREAD
TOPFUCKINGKEK
>>699261193
good job, man.
no better way to solidify your identity as the Stone Cold Brick Jacker.
>>699260783
Oh, didn't realize you lived in a shit country. I guess continue on stealing bricks, since you will never amount to much else in your pathetic life.
>>699261601
>Live in a country where there have been 3 shootings in 2 years
>Only people dead are the shooters
>Change gun laws
>Live in peace
>Actually have freedom, it's not just a statement to personify how 'great' my country is
>Get drunk, steal brick
>Fuck /b/ up with OC
So how do I lose family?
>>699261255
Lel
>>699261762
>live in country where people literally steal bricks from your house and you can do nothing about it
>live in a shit country
Enjoy living in a shithole where crime runs rampant.
>>699261255
Well to be fair, I'm thick as a brick and my shit is soft.
>>699261824
YES, that's more i like it
>>699261824
you are the best.
>>699261932
I live in a respectable neighborhood. Me stealing bricks is the only 'crime' around here.
My shit is fire and I run the maddest hustle.
I get drunk and jack bricks, I'm suave as fuck in the night. I move in, you catch me, I have a back up plan to distract you from my goal.
You catch me on a good night my accomplice throws you a brain fuck riddle while I nab bricks and glide off into the night.
I can't be stopped.
I
AM
THE
BRICK
JACKER
>>699261955
>>699261961
Jacked that wood too lads. Some guy was using it to get up the curb with his boat. I got drunk one night and saw it and thought it was some nice fucking wood so I took it home. Actually nabbed a brick that night and a sign.
>>699261824
kek
25,000 more bricks to go
>>699261824
This thread is great! (except for the hakenkreuz, it is bs...)
Which country are you from? Could you also please post a picture of the disassembled walls of the guy, who is now missing the bricks?
>>699260364
Ripe for the pickin
>>699262174
Tell me more about brain fuck riddles and interference techniques G
>>699262288
what is the sign of?
>>699262174
Yeah, I'm sure you live in a decent neighborhood... So decent the bricks are literally falling apart and people steal them...
You can't fool me anon, I know you live in a shit town with even shittier infrastructure.
>>699262337
From New Zealand brohymn. The wall actually doesn't look that dismantled despite my jacking of 19 bricks and a slab. I took a level off his planter box but now it looks like it was supposed to be that low. They rearranged the top bricks on the pillars too. They hired a rookie though, shit came loose real quick.
>>699262671
you should get a part-time job as a brick layer, just to lay them incorrectly and steal them later.
>>699262570
I live here.
Is there a way I can protect my own bricks from masonry thieves?
the samefaggotry in this thread is incredible
>>699262752
This aint the Matrix son, I chose what side of the brick game I lay, now I live with my decision.
Durry break boys. Be back in a fiver.
>>699262570
bidf detected
>>699248520
Those are probably your bricks and you lie abut stealing them.
this is the first thread i ever saw where the obvious autist op easily pwned all the haters...and he will be back to do it again next week! cheers!
>>699262671
1. Go to their house, offer fixing their bricks
2. Steal them at night
4. Sell them their own bricks
5. Get paid again
6. goto 1
Infinite work+monies
>>699262777
So you live in crabgrass next to a shitty third world beach? Sucks to be you faggot.
>>699263233
more
>>699263233
take a photo of this and put it into your brick-neighbours mailbox.
>>699263196
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papamoa
Fuck off beaner.
>>699263462
Yeah, nice little island, you like to fuck sheep there I hear.
Any chaps from the original thread here?
My socks are wet and smell like dirt and grass. It's a beautiful musk.
>>699263441
holy fuck, that's a great idea.
I can't participate in this thread. It's... It's too much. I can't handle.
>>699263547
Mate, we don't have a choice, the sheep are sluts and just push themselves on your dick.
>>699263441
This
>>699255678
Bert Karlsson <3
>>699248520
find 2 budzos and bust some windows boss man.
>>699263441
>>699263696
The original occupant moved out. It was the End Game. Me and my accomplice had moves in the works.
We were going to cover a brick with a balaclava and hold it ransom like an Al Queda video.
>>699263656
I lost
>>699255888
it does look german though?
>>699263810
who the fuck would have bricks without stealing them?
use your fucking head.
FUCK BRICK THIEVES
FUCK BRICK THIEVES
FUCK YOU ALL
FUCK FUCK ASS FUCK ANAL RAPE FUCK YOU ALL
>>699264384
Any requests? Write your name in bricks? Don't give a fuck
>>699263071 this is my second thread son, bricks aint going nowhere either. Will keep you lads informed.
>>699248520
how long til you can build a house?
>>699248520
"brick" rhymes with "dick" :D
Frame the neighboor of where you stole the bricks
write nigger
>>699265036
>>699248520
What tools do I need to get started as a brick thief?
>>699248520
Hey OP an unironic anon here.
I fucking love bricks, I stole some too in the past.
I just fucking love the shape, I can't help it. How about you?
>>699265492
what is the significance of the writing on the left brick?
>>699265622
none, you fucking idiot.
>>699265622
an iq of <10 is a good start
moron
>>699265622
I don't use tools man. I found 1 loose brick, then I came back for more. The pillars are great, bricks overhang, you just have to get under them and push them.
>>699265661
I just like taking this man down 1 brick at a time.
>>699265706
if that is a tool for you, you have some fucking issues, anon.
>>699265816
lmao okay, godspeed
>>699265679
Long time ago I was skyping with someone and took a 'brick' break. It was essentially a brick timestamp..
Got the hankering for a third brick run, you lads gave me the thirst. Should I? Can you keep the thread alive?
>>699265905
so that is a pre-existing brick?
>>699266007
can OP deliver?
because that is the answer.
>>699266044
Yeah, back when I was a greenhorn.
>>699248520
you evil genius
>>699266096
Alright mate. I will jump on the 2 wheels and pedal to the spot.
>>699265492
Thank u kind anon sir that kinda made my day :'DDD
Alright lads, doing my third brick run of the night. be back in under 10. Keep this shit alive.
But I want to steal bricks that are attached to a house, how do I get them out?
>>699266323
with your teeth.
THIS GUY IS GOING FOR THE THIRD HIT IN THE SAME NIGHT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN!
Better get a little drunk first so you don't get caught.
>>699266323
Who the hell does that, attaching bricks to a house which is already built?
>>699266478
The house is made of bricks, and I want to snatch some. Make a hole in their wall
Keep this alive for based op
>>699266614
>make a hole in their wall
That's already the answer.
Use hammer
I'm back lads. Nabbed 4. Best solo job to date.
>>699267058
holy fuck, man.
lets see the goods.
>>699267136
>>699267058
You work fast
Took a few snaps on the job too lads. Had to be slick, will get 'em going.
>>699267291
good god, my dick can only get so hard, OP.
you must create another thread.
save us, OP.
We're at bump limit
