Thread ID 699470558
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>>699469927
>says YLYL
>posts gore
Wrong webm or are you just fucking stupid OP?
>>699469927
Lost
>>699470746
op saw it yesterday and thought finally it's my day to shine and posts his new webm. fucking retard
>>699470558
You obviously didn't lose so keep posting faggot
>>699469927
God fucking damn I'm glad to be in America right now.
>>699469927
Ayy lmao
>>699469927
>how it is to chew 5 gum
>>699471913
???
I'm a noob or only it's because I'm not pedo?
>>699472154
It's Caylee Anthony
>>699472208
Detroit School of Witchcraft and Niggery
>>699472616
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
>>699470904
This shit for real?
LOL XD LMAO so funny this should go on my tumblr
>>699472788
Lost
>>699471176
Yeah, if anyone was going to kill me for no reason I'd be glad if it were niggers or the police.
>>699472208
that actually looks pretty fun
>>699472208
>Nogwarts.gif
>>699473125
Masters of Psychology in fashion?
>>699473125
grats to her
old girl probably did more work organizing fashion shows than any booksmrt engineer ever will
look at this meme
>>699473204
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be
>>699473755
>implying there's a business in fashion shows
kek
>>699469927
this week on mythbusters - do your eyes pop out when you take a shotgun to the face ?
>>699473705
it's a for-profit college thing.
you can merge anything as long as you can convince a review board your really really dedicated to wasting your money on them
>>699474460
>their
my bad fam
>>699474856
>>699471365
>>699471554
>>699469927
They posted a new one today, which don't you faggots get with the program.
http://theync.com/brand-new-shotgun-execution-by-isis-slow-motion-added.htm
>>699469927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsGw12JWR1U
OP? WTF
>>699472788
Yep, lost.
>>699471554
lost
>>699469927
Did he died ?
>>699475454
who hey this picture is hilarious haha
can't stop laughing
I love this forum
thanks for this post
>>699472208
ive struggled with erectile dysfunction for years i did everything i could to stop it first step was of course pills but they were no help and i got bad side effects i tried doing it in public it was my favorite fantasy but it stayed flaccid i traveled the world wasted my money on the most beautiful prostitutes money could buy but alas nothing not even a halfie i gave up i thought there was nothing possible ive sat wasting my life away for 2 years since thinking there was no point i had scheduled to kill myself next week but i happened to come across this video and i owe my life to you cause this got my penis harder than i could have ever imagined
>>699475761
delet this
>>699475837
lmao
>>699473835
sauce
I don't understand. After these past few years of banana shitposting, what do you get from it?
You're just still there. Living a lonely, dissapointing life. You could at least shitposting threads that are shittier and more cancerous like trap or fluffy threads.
>>699469927
Aint falling for this shit again. Still have ptsd from seeing it yesterday. Assholes.
>>699471365
Kek
>>699473327
Welcome newfag
>>699476301
Because assholes like you still reply to them...
>>699473101
Yes
>>699476500
get ogre it
>>699472486
TOP KEK
>>699469927
Awww he was hot as well. damn.
>>699473517
He kind'a looks a bit like the indian version of Carlton
>>699472338
What is she from? Who is she? Why is this relevant?
>>699469927
oh shit garys mod looks like its got some next gen graphics
>>699477677
It was a 2 year old, who was murdered by her mother.
Learn to use Google damn it.
>>699477692
>implying
>>699471554
Fucking KEK!
>>699477846
allegedly murdered, never convicted.
>>699476699
bethesda graphics
>>699473125
>psychology for fashion
>>699475053
atleast its instant. way better than slowly burning or something.
>>699473569
FUCKING KEK
>>699470558
I'm a giant baboon raping faggot AMA over text 1(587) 700-0932
>>699473204
cus ur so funny omigosh
>>699475837
ayy lmao
>>699473125
she acts like we've seen decades of white people getting that degree and finally a black woman did it :/
>>699472616
lost
>>699475837
got me good
>>699473204
fuck you :DD
>>699476741
fuck cancer
telegram.me/laughlose
>>699472788
Classic, and checked
>>699476741
lost
>>699469927
>>699470904
Well, at least it's an instant death unlike most of their other shit. I'd much rather go that way than being roasted alive or cancer. I wonder if terminally ill people could volunteer to be ISIS propaganda victims, just so long as the death is instantaneous.
>>699473755
>engineer
>less work than a fashion show
>lmao
>>699472208
>Harry Potter GO
>>699476243
It's from a flash file called "not new.sfw"
Here's a link
http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=189594&n=not_new_fixed.swf
>>699473873
The Slow Mo guys released a new video
>>699476522
I really really like these tendies.
>>699471913
my sides are in orbit
>>699472208
Roman candle wars were fun as hell backin the day
>>699469927
Fuck man poor bastard.
>>699473125
I hate that this bitch has 385 likes for her bullshit race baiting post on instagram, yet I struggle to get 15 likes on my photography posted to instagram.
>>699469927
Never watch gore these days BT just watched 5 times, its like his face is jelly.
>>699476741
Nigger
>>699481080
Let us rate your shitty photography.
>>699475837
Fuck
>>699476741
Fuck
I am the only one?
>>699469927
>>699478747
Not "die in her peel tonight"
Disappointed
>>699481260
Me neither. It somehow upsets me. Looks like he has a completely new face. All the features gone. I don't know, I feel a bit strange after watching it 20 times
>>699481462
Fair Enough.
Pic Related: My shitty Photography.
>>699472239
>a soundtrack with swears
>>699475837
Hope your family dies
>>699469927
The bait/switch meme is getting stale.
We get it, "Look a funny thread! Just kiiiiding it's gore! Haaa gotcha, I'm so indifferent!"
>>699482099
Wow that's a shitty photograpy
>>699476741
Fuuuuck
https://soundcloud.com/dicksout
nuff said
>>699471975
When you add the gun in the picture, you look more like an ass-hat for posing.
>>699482593
Kinda like your grammar.
>>699471975
would fuck the chick
>>699476741
pls no
>>699478747
>r
bye
>>699473125
Sincerely didn't think I would lose...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNzuWJHYpjY
>>699469927
Fuck me, what calibre is that?
>>699482099
Noice pic whats that background texture thoe?
>>699475488
What is that? Can't be a whale
>>699472797
Hey you stop that
>>699483787
Background texture?
Do mean the clouds?
>>699483532
Think i read somewhere it was a slug round
>>699478891
>she acts like we've seen decades of white people getting that degree and finally a black woman did it :/
This. Yep.
>pic related
>>699483787
Also, thanks, anon.
>>699475837
shit
>>699469927
HEY IDIOTS
I was in a rekt thread and this webm was posted, some of you fucktards actually believe its real.
Its fake dipshits:
1. If you get with shot with a shotgun at close range the back of your head does not stay intact it would blow apart like a grenade went off in his head
2. His face turns to a jelly like substance when he is hit. Not an expert but I'm pretty sure skin does not turn to jello. It is obviously a mask of some type (movie set type quality)
3. Your eyes will not pop out of your head like some Looney tunes cartoon. They are enclosed in the orbital bones.
That is all, just had to get that off my chest. Now stop posting this fake shit.
>>699475837
post
>>699476741
post
>>699469927
Are you proud of yourself OP? Are you proud of what this thread has become?
You've created yet another vehicle for "le funny banana maymay" to be posted. That's all you've done by creating this YLYL thread. I know what you were thinking. "I'll share some laughs with my fellow anons by creating a YLYL thread on /b/! That will help me pass some time." But look what happened. Your entire thread is filled with pictures of that fucking banana.
And honestly, what were you expecting to happen? If you've been in any YLYL thread, any one AT ALL in the past year, then you've witnessed this happening. Every thread is the same. Sure, every once in a while something funny gets posted. But then the inevitable: the banana. We all know it's going to happen. It's happened here. It's going to happen in the next thread, and the next one after that. You should know better by now.
Sure, it's not your fault that these faggots keeping posting pictures of a naked banana. It's not your fault that the users here are too fucking stupid to post original content instead of regurgitating the same 9gag-level images day in and day out. But you know what? You're an enabler. By creating YLYL threads, you're inviting people to come in and post mundane, idiotic garbage. We all know that every YLYL is shit, so what makes you think yours is going to be any different? If you know that this banana shit is going to happen and then ignore it and create a thread anyway, you're part of the problem. You are exactly what people are referring to when they use the phrase "the cancer that's killing /b/." You should be ashamed of yourself.
>>699476274
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Bananas, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Oranges, and I have over 300 confirmed bananas. I am trained in gorilla and I’m the top peeler in the entire Cincinnati Zoo . You are nothing to me but just another peel. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of bananas across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, apple. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can peel you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in peeling, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Cincinnati Zoo and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, banana.
>>699483607
Sauce?
>>699476741
just in case
>>699483607
Would fuck
>>699484091
nice, webm fooled me
>>699483283
whats wrong with him?
>>699475837
rty
>>699475837
reply
>>699475837
fuck
>>699482099
Nigger that's barely photography. Anyone could have taken that shot, there is no skill, talent or creativity in it. Try again.
>>699476741
fuck
>>699482099
Which phone or camera did you use to take that pic? Amazing quality
>>699486895
Any DSLR....
It's more about the lens you buy.
Visit /p/
>>699474856
>dumbo
>>699482414
they should replace hillary with this one,,,looks more natural
>>699484702
wow theres a whole lotta stupid in your thinking
>>699486895
I will thanks anon
>>699484702
dont if bait or retard
>>699469927
real?
>>699482748
lost
>>699486895
I used a Nikon D3200
>>699473873
haha seriously
>>699470746
How do you not find the face he pulls hilarious?
>>699469927
FUCKIN KEK
>>699472797
>posts giant paragraph complaining about stupid shit
>nobody reads it
Neckbeards
>>699487604
its fake see
>>699484702
>>699469927
omg that's brutal. is there an update on this?? does anyone know if he survived?
>>699470746
mad.
>>699472208
thar be merry fizzlebombs
>>699469927
What happened to his eyes? Why did they pop out like that? Any medfags?
>>699483607
That's a pretty neat tatoo
>>699475732
>>699475763
>>699475792
HAHA, fail.
>>699482099
> autism takes a picture
> calls it photography with an uppercase p
>>699476741
never ever
>>699475837
suck my glans
>>699476741
damn this is the first time i'll actually take a post like this seriously...
>>699475837
hey
>>699476741
a true threat
>>699472486
Black magic and shit.
>>699488213
that's what we all want to know
>>699476741
dio
>>699475837
First one that actuallybmade me laugh
>>699488710
Like a wrecking ball.
>>699471913
Oh fuck, that's funny.
>>699470746
>Has no sence of humor
>Gets mad for not thinking it was funny.
Nice
>>699483936
its a hippo
>>699476741
reply
>>699489167
Can I get a hand please?
>>699475837
cunt
>>699473569
lol
>>699489331
I wonder if he ever tried to shove those stumps down his anus
>>699489331
Stroke soon?
>>699470847
that's an awesome meme. MOAR?
>>699476741
Cant afford not to on this one, have legit worries for my pc
>>699475837
kek
>>699476741
god damnit
>>699476741
jokes on you, i have a mac
>>699469927
why did his whole face shape change after being shot? fake
>>699488213
sudden expansion of the inside of the head, eyes are not stuck in place so they are the first to go
>>699489559
all the reporters immediatly understand what she's doing but autists cant comprehend.
>>699469927
did he died ?
>>699481916
Too hard anon. Should have gone full music
>>699475837
shit
>>699475837
Fuck off with this
>>699476741
pls no
>>699489793
ur so fucking stupid
>>699476741
Too late it happened yesterday faggot. Not even mad tho.
Isn't this to be considered anti-American?
Spreading ISIS-propaganda material ...
I think well ...
Ok, reported.
>>699471365
I tried so hard not to laugh
>>699473125
She be pcychologizin yo fashion like ah muffuka. Gnome sayin?
>>699488134
you are the greatest faggot 4chan's ever met. I had to roll up to check if it was real.
>>699475837
asdf
>>699473204
Is that Loss?
>>699489896
That's why that chick with the iPhone looked so shocked.
>>699487025
When you nutted be she still suckin'
I can't believe after all this time the banana is still a meme. It doesn't even illicit a reaction from people anymore. I want Spiderman back
>>699478747
le epic fun guy
>>699475837
Your a dick
>>699482748
always gets me
>>699490841
HOLY KEK
>>699487996
>the meme flies higher than a glorious attack helicopter over your head
>>699488213
Not a medifag but if asume the force of what seemed to be some kind of shotgun obviously caused vibrations through the skull causing the shock wave to do extensive dmg to the head ( no duh) this leading to the eyes becoming dislodged
>>699475837
zip
>>699484702
1. Depends on the ammo used in the shell
2. Look at slow mos of darts for example on skin( may also depend on the shell
3. You can take your eye out of your socket
>>699469927
xDDDDDDDD
>>699476741
No please I need it
>>699475837
Clever little faggot.
>>699469927
>ylyl thread
>gore webm
>ylyl thread
>gore webm
>>699475837
Lmao
>>699491500
fuck lol
also nice dubs
>>699491978
OP is edgier than Coldsteel the Hedgehog
>>699476741
Fuck.
