Waifu Claiming Thread. Master Race Edition.
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Rules:
>Naps? Fine by me.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>Guns are fedoras you shoot
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>Rattle Rattle
>You will be executed for committing heresy
>If you're posting images you're lurking
>3D is always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>If you have seen "the goods" please tell us.
Calamity-masu'd
Good to see you guys again.
>no life back
>Juvia claimed
still here
and
>>699468673
its nothing important and im not explaining all that well
>>699468994
welcome back
>>699469559
i know
sorry for late response
I'm gonna get a kiss on my rose
>>699473277
Ay!
>>699472710 (ruby)
Uh did i say it wasnt my fav game?
i hardly play it anymore?
>if i had to pick a fav
its probably either hotline miami or mass effect
>sorry baby
>>699473056 (penny)
>i dont know shit about guns
well i guess thats good you have found another /k/ fag
>i need to go real quick guys gonna fix some internet shit issues
>>699473226
ROMAINE calm. LETTUCE be in in peace
>>699472985
WHERE IS THE NAPS A GOOD IDEA
>If you have seen "the goods" please tell us.
They are in the fridge
Saber claim filthy early bake
>>699473570
I'll tear you in half like lettuce ~
>>699473591
Guns are fun ^^
>>699473084
>mfw work friends ship it too.
>>699473836
Oh shit fam, I didn't mean to piss ya off
>>699473910
That means it shall be!
Get the lube!
>>699473836
LETTUCE?!
>>699474255
wheres my real prinz
QQQQQ
Iggy
>>699474230
>>699474255
None for you
Should've linked it
>>699474230
So It Shall Be Done.
>Gonna go out to the range, be back in an hour or so
Later!~
I need some words of encouragement.
>>699474788
Let's not fight
>>699475044
What should have been linked?
>>699475174
Ok, have fun getting coffee
>>699475208
Don't fuck it up
>>699475208
go you
>>699475208
You'll never stoop as low as me.
But really what do you need encouragement for?
>>699475044
Thread should've been linked back to the other one
>>699475174
Eeeeither way, you didn't tell me whether there was something between you 2 or if you just liked her as a friend
>>699475208
Go gettem
>>699475328
We could fight together
I have never seen worse space combat than in No Man's Sky
Enemy ships are twice as fast as you, and can hit you no matter which way they face, because they Deja vu their ships while you spin in a circle trying to look at them
>>699475208
>inb4 ''kys weebs''
>>699475328
I meant to reply to you but I'm dumb and I replied to myself. So
"Thread should've been linked back to the other one"
>>699475328
>>699475547
>>699475615
>>699475651
Appreciated, more than you'd think
>>699475615
Undisclosed, though I'm sure you could figure out if you brainstormed a bit
>>699476086
no problem
who remembers this shit?
>>699475651
~~in what way~~
>>699475813
Oh, so not that dumb
>>699476086
We love you!
>>699476641
I fucking love battle boys.
>>699476913
We still have to help take America for Fuhrer
Matsumoto is best
>>699477456
Hail!
>>699477456
ALL of America? Because that's a lot of fucking countries to invade
a couple continents
millions of soldiers
>>699477456
Hitler is an hero though
>>699477640
walk into your room and see this on your bed. what do you do?
>>699478225
take meds
>>699478225
wonder when I got pink sheets
>>699477796
Only 1 of those countries matter.
We'll gain support by fighting against the BLM movement. It's all going to kick off after Hilary has Trump assassinated
>>699477934
Who needs him
all other waifu are shit
>>699478439
2016 is such a great year, even if trump loses half of America will still hate the president.
>>699478285
what kind?
>>699478333
i guess that would be the most pressing thing to some people
>>699479002
I have priorities, finding out why my stuff is replaced is one of them
>>699479376
really i think the half naked person would take priority and besides my sheets have a rip right down the middle anyways. so at least one good thing would have come from it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIOWDgqzW6E
>>699479583
Am I still on /pol/?
CTR IS HERE TODAY BECAUSE WIKILEAKS JUST DROPPED TWO FUCKING ATOM BOMBS:
First, DOCUMENTED PROOF THAT HILLARY WAS ILLEGALLY TAKING BRIBES
LITERALLY USES THE WORDS "PAY TO PLAY"
>"Can we set up a time for a very brief call to go over our process for handling donations from donors who have given us pay to play letters? Want to make sure we have a robust process in place to make sure that donations that come in from those donors, in any form, get put into the operating account."
THIS IS IT
DO NOT LET CTR SLIDE THIS
HERE'S THE LINK:
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/20280
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/7720
IN ADDITION, WE'VE GOT SOME SPICY SOROS LEAKS. ALL HIS TENTACLES, HIS WHOLE NETWORK, LAID BARE:
http://soros.dcleaks.com/
NORMIE MEDIA EXPOSURE:
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/08/14/pence-urges-federal-probe-into-whether-clinton-granted-political-favors-to-foundation-donors.html
http://thewashingtonstandard.com/shadow-government-wikileaks-exposes-george-soros-controlling-clinton/
http://www.jewishpress.com/news/breaking-news/dc-leaks-publishes-george-soros-files-showing-millions-contributed-to-anti-israel-causes/2016/08/14
http://www.jewishpress.com/blogs/muqata/soros-strategy-raise-the-cost-of-the-occupation/2016/08/14
CLINTON STRETEGIST CALLS FOR ASSASSINATIONS:
https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/763380671796678656/video/1
http://thefreethoughtproject.com/illegally-clinton-assange-assassinate/
RAND PAUL CALLOUTS:
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2016/08/12/rand_paul_cia_annex_in_benghazi_shipped_arms_from_libya_to_syria.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uofvscfAx4 [Embed] [Embed]
HASHTAGS, GET IT TRENDING:
#SorosExposed
#Email20280
>>699479840
Oh yeah, the naked girl
I'd kick her out then boil my sheets, i don't want second hand chlamydia
>>699479863
Nevermind, I'm not here.
>>699480102
This nigga is red pilling the masses, starting with /waifu/.
>>699480146
wouldnt you at least want to know what they are doing and why they are in your house?
dubs names this gaffot
>>699480626
give hugs
>>699480541
Which game is that
For some reason I thought Seiken Densetsu 3 but it's been so long
>>699480461
not really, i just want them out, if they show up again, they get a classic American 12 gauge greeting
>>699480744
Different one
>>699480626
What's with you and lettuce?
>>699480541
i dont want to seth
>>699480774
different way to solve problems i guess
>>699480747
secret of mana
prequel to seiken densetsu
both are god games, only ive never beat secret of mana
Hey Prinz, sorry to tell you but there's already a prinz claimer on here. It's me. I would've told you yesterday but I was at a convention and didnt have time. Could you please find someone else?
>who wants a hug?
>>699480951
you left me without giving me hugs yesterday ;-;
>tight hugs
>>699480917
Yeah that would make sense. Same art style, but that character isn't any of the main ones from 3 that I remember
>>699481079
That wasnt me, sorry
>hugs back
>>699480951
Love me
>>699480951
>implying I can't also claim Prinz
Claimed
>>699481205
you get a bunch of different weapons and level up your proficiency with them instead of classes n stuff. Otherwise its pretty much the same
>>699481374
heretic
>>699481317
Sure~
>tight hugs
>>699481374
I thought about that. But it would be very confusing. I give a ton of hugs on here. I know it's RP but its a tradition for me and stuff. If you would claim prinz you'd probably get a ton of comments related to hugs and stuff which would confuse you. I requested it so we dont get confused.
>>699481949
Cute
>>699480213
Na
>>699481949
Love me too
>>699481825
>what are filenames
>>699481949
whats good hana?
>hugs
>>699482093
>implying people focus on filenames
Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be
>Vasto is a 6 shot revolver
>Hek is a quad barrel shotgun
Straight Cowboy-ing it up in Warframe.
>>699482058
Of course sweetie~
>>699482194
Good to see ya back Prinz
>nice sweater
>>699482021
Thank you!
>>699482194
I'll be Kangz Eugen then :^)
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
>>699482237
Indeed
>>699481207
>tighter hugs
I prefer lettuce prinz tbh :^)
>>699482237
Top tier post. Hugbox piece of shit thread where the faggots here actually think people care about them and their crippling autism. Literally a bunch of rejected attention seeking retards who are too fucking pathetic to kill themselves despite knowing that nobody likes them and wishes they were dead.
>>699482666
>>699482237
Fucking elitists kill yourselves
>>699482666
pasta/pizza satan
>>699482482
know a guy who is straight up obsessed with that shit. 3,600 hours in it
>>699482237
whats up homu
>>699482587
Thanks, i havent seen ya here in a while too. Unless its just been bad timing every time. How are things?
>thanks fam
>>699482616
Kangz Eugen? :o
>>699482688
same :^)
>tightest hugs
>>699482482
Hek doesn't have four barrels though, the magazine is attached to one so it must feed shells t the other three
I assume you're using Mesa to complete the cowboy too
Claimed, desu~
>>699482828
HOL UP
YOU TELLIN ME
I AM KANGZ?
>>699482666
Ay, the original lewd senpai
>what's up?
>>699482828
I'm just on the bus to school
>Exam first thing in the morning
>Did not study at all for it
>Why am I like this
>>699482938
Hello Kongou!
>>699482907
Is it not? Maybe I didn't inspect it well enough. It looks like a quad barrel, and it would explain the 4 shots per mag.
Man I wish. I'm running around in a Rhino right now because it isn't Excal, and the only frames I have able to build are Frost, Ember, and Oberon.
>>699482825
It's fun man. Psychic ninjas in space with guns.
>>699482482
get 2 vastos?
Penny Returns!
>Exercising my second amendment rights by firing off guns on my 5.5 acre property!
>22 revolver is so much fun to fan hammer.
>>699475639
Sorry about that
>I think she likes me, she likes to single me out and stuff
>I definitely like her though, shes top tier hopefully not crazy
>>699475328
Coffee is gonna be so much fun
>I might order tea as a joke
>Or just to mess with her.
>>699483016
>MFW WE WUZ KANGZ.
>>699482779
>
>>699482822
It will be with extra pepperoni and chilli then.
>>699482938
Same tbh famalamz ;^)
Privyet tovarshchi, how is everyone?
>>699483223
HOLY SHIT THAT WAS CLOSE
>>699482666
whats good satan?
>hugs
>>699483016
ooh okay i understand now. So I was curious.... why are you so addicted to lettuce?
>>699482938
Heya kongou~
>>699483153
Ooh nice. Got your books this time? :^)
>oh god
>good luck
>youre gonna need it
>>699483190
I can, but I want to get the master rank for single vasto, then I get dual weapons.
>>699482938
Desu
>>699482237
Still the same
>>699482666
Noire
Lilly Claimed
Wow, im really late for the thread
>>699483223
Dafuq? Guess I shouldn't have abandoned threads for like a week, desu.
>>699482666
Nice trips. Not like it's strictly a bad thing.
>>699482688
Gee I wonder who could it be behind this post.
>>699482828
Nothing, I just realized it's been a while since I last shitpost.
>>699482194
>implying people don't
>>699482616
Fishy.
>>699483223
>.223
>>699483308
>.308
You must buy a gun in these calibers now.
>>699483427
They are 24/7, you are actually right on time.
>>699483337
Lettuce is good for you and delicious. Especially when you eat 1000% your daily dose of Vitamin A
>>699482828
Good :v)
have your filenames always been prinzie?
>too tight hugs
>>699482938
dess
>>699483222
Too spicy
>>699483479
same :o
>>699483354
Then get the Vasto Prime after two vasto
or a better secondary
>>699483404
I disagree, they change by the second, nothing is static.
>>699483270
I just got back from the range
>My private range on my land
I fan hammered my .22 revolver while I was down there. It was fun.
>Penny~
>>699483473
Nope just did this to bully you famalam
>>699483165
meh
i didnt get too into it, really. every time i played was wtih my bud and he just flew through the levels kiking everything and ganking kills
>>699483601
still gay as ever
>>699483270
me no speak ruski
>>699483601
>implying TV static isnt static
>>699483535
Well thats true...
Who make those threads after all?
>>699483479
Ooh okay. I hope you have fun with that
>>699483479
>oh shit do people actually?
>>699483537
Its not healthy when you eat too much of it :o
>can i just call you lettuce?
>>699483560
Nah. Actually I recently changed them to Prinzie. They used to just be "Prinz"
It's like I'm shooting at a shadow that a bomb burned on the wall.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVm94nOnHwc
>>699483354
oh right. forget they separate the mastery
>>699483645
Ahhhh. Very well. Glad to know people still understand I am her only Teitoku, desu.
>>699483788
Filthy Graecus
>>699483601
SSDD
>>699483788
Get your eyes checked
>>699483337
-_-
>Don't make me run over to your house
>I'll do it I swear
>>699483427
Hello
>>699483537
Lettuce is nice
>>699483903
Discount Megumeme
>>699483593
Trying, Kinda sucks having to wait on catalysts and reactors. I do have Despair, not the best but not terribad like everything else. Only prime weapon I have is Orthos. But I also have Dread so I'm not desperate for primaries.
>>699483699
That's the point of the game tho.
>>699483723
Members of the community. We don't have a designated baker, but we do have dedicated bakers.
>>699483811
Yup. Two Guns fire differently than a single pistol.
>>699483153
I miss the random RP and hugboxes.
>The ceiling :^)
>>699483337
Not too hot today here. You?
>Pokes your belly
>>699483404
Always welcomed here, Yuuko.
>>699483479
Never said it was, I just miss some old things.
>>699483560
Nah.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4tCFee8esk
>>699484025
Wrong Kongou
>stellar claim
Elite: Dangerous is a good game in my book
>>699481825
>But it would be very confusing.
Maybe if you're 15 years old. There have been many multiple claimers since our inception. Get used to it.
>>699481205
Man, I love the proportion of that head. Thanks, I've been looking for a pic like that.
>>699484177
Oh wait here comes one now >>699484187
>>699483773
oh interesting :o
must have took a while to go through all of them
>>699484133
But it has too much spice
>>699484187
89 cent megumeme is a dangerous boat in my book
>>699484025
Yeah, wrong one. I'm the OG Kongou, desu.
>>699484047
Wow, i was begin to whink that was automatic.
like, if one thread reach a certain amount of pics/answers another thread is created
>>699483620
You lucky bastard, I hate you.
>>699483705
Zatknis'.
>>699484390
Discount Uognok
>>699484187
Yard Sale Megumeme
>>699484133
-_-
>Why do you do this to me
>>699484187
Ama
>>699484430
Not automated, but we try and make new threads at image cap (150 images)
>>699484047
wouldnt make sense that if you could work two at the same time one would be not that big of a difference
>>699484187
Ayy Amatsu
>Can't decide between Elite Dangerous on PC or NMS on PS4
>>699484509
Nigga. I'm VERY expensive, desu.
>>699484133
>I just miss some old things
I'll miss them too.
>>699484001
Dont forget your books~
>>699484133
Ooh nice~
I'm doing really well. Otakon just ended and i havent been this happy to take a seat in ages
>>699484187
ayyyy
>>699484322
Thats true. My past experiences of sharing a claim werent the best and iended up becoming a heretic. Hopefully itll be better this time
>>699484383
Nah, it's pretty easy. Just do Ctrl + A and then right click, and rename
>>699484581
Are you a homo?
Superior autism claimed.
Sad edition.
>>699483699
Gayer than ever.
>>699483773
It's the first thing I look at in most posts.
>>699483788
Hey.
>>699483994
That's interesting, but I still differentiate the shit or at least who participates in it.
>>699484177
You mean wrong Nico Yazawa?
>>699484663
Fucking Normie ;^)
>>699484628
Yes, but in order to make dual versions of weapons, you need two of the weapon.
So for Dual Vasto, I need Two Vasto. And weapons take a minimum of 12 hours to make. Sure, I could make both at the same time. But then I have to wait ANOTHER 12 hours on the dual version to finish production.
Also I didn't make the mastery rules. If it were me I would totally do something similar to that. Maybe if you have dual mastery with a pistol you receive +5 capacity as a passive buff or something.
>>699484362
Discount lettuce
>>699484383
70 cent maid person is a dangerous chainsaw-wielding psycho in my book
>>699484538
Bacon person
>>699484581
Yuuko
>>699484632
NMS is a shit game, that's all you need to know
>>699484685
Is that a pervy Prinz I see?
>Oh my!
>>699484882
I'll suck your dick, faggot. I swear I'll do it, desu.
>>699484865
I don't know anymore.
>>699484475
>Tfw 5.5 acres of land and no neighbors complaining
Feels gud.
>Plus I get to shoot into a hill so its much safer and easy to set up targets
The only drawback is if I wanna do long range shooting I either shoot down the hill or shoot into the hillside at an angle.
>>699484581
How do I cook my rice so it's fluffy and sticky?
>>699485013
Using just a single pistol. Should have finished that thought.
>>699484705
Dad?
>>699484865
It's all shit though. Always has been
>>699485131
Semen.
>>699485059
Alright I'll just but FO 1,2 and planescape