ITT: Badly described videogames.
I'll start with a real softball:
>Cousin!
>Slav on Slav violence
>Cousin!
>Look at all these niggers
>Cousin!
>A gay European? Whaaat?
>Cousin!
>Mexicans maybe?
>Cousin!
>The End
>>700627869
Gta 4
>>700628945
Right.
>PhD
>Job consists of pushing a fucking shopping cart
>>700629381
Red Orchestra 2?
>Tests
>Attempted murder
>Revenge?
>>700629381
Half-Life>>700629726
>>700629996
Portal?
>>700630230
Yup.
>Evil corporation v. Weeaboos
It's like spacey sci-fi with aliens but no actual space involved. Atleast not in the plot or referenced that is.
>>700630322
Right.
>Halt! X 100,000
>>700630458
Borderlands?
>kill son or join son
>>700630553
Fallout 4
>>700627869
>Enter the matrix
>Never leave
>>700630544
Nope. I'd say close but that's not really close at all. Let's think like you never even leave the planet. Like, no space at all. Not even the sight of it.
>>700630754
Hmm, Rage, or Red Faction?
>sand niggers want to go home
>genocide
>sand niggers go home
>>700630880
Nope. It's a better game(s), I'll tell you that.
>My dad is a fucking dick
>Clean up his messes
>Still a dick
>>700630458
Half-life 2?
>>700631296
B-b-b-bingo!
>>700630647
Real life?
> Legit bugs.
> Deadmau parody.
> The fuckin boi deads.
> Family (Only one) deds by 3 bad ass killers.
One part Falling down simulator
One part crawling around
One part fucking up the previous part
last part was never finished
>space minecraft
>>700633204
No man's sky
>>700633271
Correct
>>700630467
Oblivion?
>>700630984
50 cent blood on the sand
>GTA with chinks
>"That shot bounced"
>"Didn't even penetrate"
>many scenic places to go
>fags and jews
>>700633912
sleeping doges
>>700634085
Correct
>half life with five nights at freddies with anime characters with guns and people with fucked up faces with no clear goal
>Not a Ford
>Still helps the good guys
>Space Swashbuckling
>Green face bad man pissed off black face bad man
>Space station battle
>>700634047
WoT
>>700634047
World of tanks?
>>700634312
right
>ball rolling
>jumping
>glove
>>700634445
crash bandicoot
>>700634445
Metroid
Rockets, planes, satellites, space stations, lunar bases, colonies in other planets, physics manipulators; but they're all really fucking hard to get done.
Bonus if you can explain the reference to it: Clay wrapped in duct taped on the side of fireworks.
>>700631079
Planetside 2
Little big planet
Something with fucking planet in it
>>700630402
Resident Evil?
One space ship. After dying ten times, two space ships. After dying like fifty more times you have four space ships to choose from, and you're feeling good about yourself.
>There is no winners, only those that don't lose.
>"Holy crap, a floating weapon in space!"
>>700631834
Goat simulator
>>700627869
Thr Adventures of Bayou Billy
>>700634496
Nope >>700634504nope
>>700634607
Nope, >>700631296 already got it right.
In HL2 you never leave the planet or see space or even see or hear a reference to space, mainly because the aliens are transdimensional and not extraterrestrial.
>>700634537
Kerbal?
>>700634445
>>700634800
Damn son, maybe I was too obvious.
Can you explain the reference though? It's not directly in game, but it has to do with more of an origin story.
>Live
>Die
>Repeat
>Also you and a fucking rock are inseparable for some reason, honestly, if you don't play the game you wouldn't understand
>>700632551
I am bread.
>>700634940
I don't know but I really fucking want to know now and since the thread is dying please tell me nao 3?
>>700634047
MFW I am using pz c and shoot a heavy
>DIDNT EVE SCRATCH THEM
>THAT ONE BOUNCED
>THAT ONE DIDNT GO THROUGH
>DIDNT EVEN SCRATCH THEM
oh boy
>THAT ONE BOUNCED
>Penetration
0dmg
MFW
>>700634901
You weren't too obvious, I wasn't too sure about the answer
I don't get the reference
>be Hot female archeologist
>wear miniskirts and tight top
>Kids fapping
>>700635156
I'll give you a hint, it's in Alpha.
>>700635422
Probably Womb Raider.
Actual user made tags on steam
>Illuminati
>Survival horror
>Family friendly
>Female protagonist
>Memes
>Nudity
The list goes on, you get one hint
>Ikea
>Flash game
>Pick either a girl or guy from a few different factions
>Command an army and take over cities and shit
>Get new and better soldiers to fight for your army after taking over a city
>>700634657
Space engineers
>>700635422
Tom raider series
>>700634657
FTL- Faster Than Light
>>700635697
Doom?
>>700636136
Did you not even think about any of the clues? I specifically said IKEA, what does that mean to you? You see Ikea and instantly think FUCKING DOOM WITH FUCKING DEMONS AND SHIT. Seriously, you should be wearing a helmet right now.
> dad isn't black but decides to act like it
> "gf" kicks you out with him
> he's fucking sleeping in some crappy life thing because he doesn't have one
> wake him up and have to help him with dumb shit
> he fucking kills himself
> everyone says "he's good guy"
> finish his shit for him
>>700636310
Hey! Evey time I go to IKEA it feels like hell, I thought it was doom
>>700633661
No. Came out in 1999. That's a huge hint to anyone who's played this game before
>Ooh, a package
>ITS A FUCKING BOMB
>OH SHIT NOW ITS FUCKING NUCLEAR OR SOMETHING AND THE CITY IS LITERALLY IN RUINS
>You have superpowers now though
>Also, theres some faggot named zeke who lives on a roof, what the fuck zeke
>>700634657
Warframe
>Turn based RPG
>Weeb as fuck
>Killing red people daily
>Not Fire Emblem
>>700635906
To your space engineers, nope.
>>700634657
FTL
>>700636626
Really? Infamous easy
>3rd person shooter
>Shit ton of weapons
>Grindy as fuck
>>700636699
Valkyria Chronicles
>>700635399
Eh, the developer named it Kerbal Space Program, because as a kid him and his friends would make little green guys out of clay and duct tape and strap them to fireworks. Those very green clay and duct tape little fucks were named Kerbals. And thus the name was used.
>>700636786
Nice. That's right
>>700636779
Sounds like one of the borderlands
>>700636779
Warframe
>>700636717
Yup.
Had to throw in that last iconic quote just because I felt like I was being way too vague. Even if that is the point of the game.
>>700636854
Knew it. Love that game. Honestly when you said not Fire Emblem it gave it away.
>>700636871
>3rd person shooter
>>700636905
Yup.
>>700636779
Warframe
>>700636871
>3rd person shooter
>Borderlands
>>700636761
Infamous is old though, it never had a community so I didnt think anyone remembered it.
So there's this guy who's into a chick who is like a solid three feet taller than him. She's really fucking rich and he's really fucking poor and yet he goes to the worlds edge just to fucking be with her.
>>700636968
It's a great game. I'm on the last level at the moment, and should really go around and beat it. Same with the DLC.
>Voxels
>>700636972
Haven't played borderlands in years I thought it was third person for some reason.
>>700637000
Checked and true, I just remember the crappy sequels coming out and going back to the first one
>>700634940
Rust?
>Energy drink
>Zombies
>Ratchet and Clank
>>700637131
Were the sequels good? I never played any.
>>700637159
Hello Kitty's Island Adventure?
>>700637157
FUCKING FIIIIINALLY SOMEPNE GETS IT
>>700637239
No, close though.
>>700637201
The one where you are some Indian kid sucks ass imo the actual sequel (number 2) is better but the Indian kid one just takes too long and is boring
>>700637084
I haven't beaten it yet either. Got it from a humble bundle semi recently and started playing it. Then I got Witcher 3 for free and now that's all im playing.
Oh and a game
>choices
>choices don't actually matter
>color code
Pretty easy.
>Military nigger dresses like he's from the 1700s
>>700637396
I love the Witcher too. Great series imo. Oh and ME3?
>>700631127
Katamari
> shot in the head
> casinos
Pretty easy
>>700634047
Sky cancer main reporting in
>>700637396
fo4
>>700637553
Wat?
>Jason!
>Plot Twist
>People die
>Ending
>>700637514
Yeah ME3.
>Came out recently
>Overhyped and complete shit
>>700637721
No Man's Goy
>>700637721
No Man's Sky
>>700637721
Space minecraft?
>follow a guy for 15 minutes
>get ambushed and die
>repeat
>>700637546
Fallout new vegas?
>>700637812
The Witcher
>>700637786
>>700637789
>>700637792
Yup. Easy
>>700637824
Bingo
>Go to hell
>Get Satan's attention
>punch him
>>700637514
Oh and the Witcher series is amazing. One complaint is I took Iorveth's path in 2 and neither he nor Sarissa are even mentioned. Makes me sad.
>>700637721
I've been looking to get it for some time and this is the first time I've ever heard it called shit. I may back off and not waste my sixty bucks on it. What's wrong with it tho?
>>700637937
Doom?
>>700637973
Not worth 60 bucks mate
>>700637862
Quantam BreKkakke
>>700637988
Nope
>Explore the galaxy in a tiny ass star ship
>Can upgrade star ship with money from killing space niggers and human bandits
>Trade and commerce
>3rd Person
>Not No Man's Shit
>>700637243
It took that long? for real?
dumb.
Well, i'll try one hopefully people will get
>be a man in the profession of pipeworks
>get letter from hot gf
>"boy i'm comin to tha real hood come find me nigga"
>shieeet
>go to real hood
>literally everyone is a robber
>cute girl with no arms
>fatass pickin on no armed girl
>defeat fatass
>tard rage: engage
>sends his fatlings to get me
>walk out with armless girl unscathed
>meet up with armless girl dad
>no arms must run in the family
>he has no arms
>go in pipe he shows me
>end up going to the even realer hood
>literally underground
>there's a door in the underground hood that needs 7 shiny rock star things
Too vague?
here's a hint
>hot purple ghost that probably isn't a girl
>>700638072
Pulsar? Probably not, actually...
>>700638022
Nope
>>700638072
Rebel Galaxy?
Starmade?
Starbound?
FTL?
>>700638018
but, what exactly is wrong with it.
>Literally didnt work on release
>You build cities
>Pretty good graphics
>REALLY FUCKING AMAZING TO DIE FOR SOUNDTRACK SERIOUSLY GO LISTEN TONIT RIGHT NOW
>Short but fun gameplay
>>700638104
Pac man?
>>700638072
For some reason alien isolation popped into my mind but it's not 3rd person
>>700638072
SPORE SPACE FUCKING STAGE NIIGGGER
>>700638205
Fallout 4
>>700638180
Rebel Galaxy. Playing right now actually
>>700638072
>>700638249
>human bandits
>>700638072
EVE? Only one I can think of that is third person
>>700638181
It's one of those games where you play it for the first couple hours, get bored and never want to touch it again
>>700638228
no, son.
>>700638249
I really want to play that now.
>>700638267
Are you fucking retarded? Literally didnt match any of these, except for short. YOU ARE A STUPID FUCKING RETARD OFF YOURSELF.
>>700634790
You could argue that the portal meltdown thing at Black Mesa teleported Freeman to other planets.
>>700637973
Look up some reviews. It's shit. Not actually multiplayer even if you are on the second planet as someone. Not only that but it's the same damn thing just re colored on every planet.
>>700638382
YEA YOU FUCKING DO. BITCH ITS ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVOURITE FUCKING GAMES, IVE SPENT 100s OF HOURS ON THAT SHIT MOTHERFUCCCKER.
>>700638425
*Same
On my phone right now
>>700638277
Nice. Rebel Galaxy was what immediately came into mind, but I was all like, "No one plays that shit except for me and my brother." So I marked it off as an impossibility. Still kept it on the list though just because it fit the description absolutely perfectly, even more so than the other games. GG mate.
>>700638390
>taking the b8
Nigger gtfo
>>700638444
Trips of autism
>>700637960
Yeah. The only thing about Iorveth and Saskia that's mentioned in game are their Gwent cards unfortunately.
>>700637694
Heavy Precipitation
>>700638444
NIGGA IM GONNA PLAY IT FIRST THING WHEN I WAKE UP TOMORROW.
LET US BE GODS TOGETHER.
>>700638072
Elite Dongerous
>ROMA INVICTA
>retarded ai
>>700638205
Cities: Skylines
>>700638693
Rome total war 2?
>>700627869
>matches take hours
>die and sit in chat for 30 minutes
>can't hit someone from 20 feet away
>>700638181
It has had many an issue actually running on most PCs.
ps4 version seem to be fine if you are into that sort of thing where you don't actually do anything and grind for no reward.
Planets are meaningless pit stops that serve to grind more fuel to go to the next planet, to get more fuel...........repeat infinitely. No MP, no real gameplay, not what was promised 100s of times and:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Mz5YPkThOU&feature=youtu.be
>>700638835
yeah
>>700638205
Sim city whatever the new one was called
>>700638417
True. But it has been confirmed via outside of game lore that Xen is quite literally just a super alternate dimension version of Earth. An alternate dimension so fucking far jacked up that it doesn't even resemble our reality. Same applies with the Combine; they aren't actually that much of a space faring race (just nite not much, they do have dominance in space as well but space isn't their specialty) as much as they are a race that take diver alternate versions of Earth over and over. It's like some Rick and Morty council of Rick shit.
>>700638876
But that soundtrack part tho.....
>>700637973
Extremely repetitive. It's fun for like the first 5 hours, then you get bored from finding the same planet with the same animals but with a slightly different color scheme. It's also terrible optimized for PC. If anything, just pirate it.
>>700637937
Gat out of Hell
Discount Chewbacca
Discount Yoda
Discount Millennium Falcon
Basically dungeons and dragons
>>700627869
>inna boat
>sail for like 3 hours
>get blown up
>g-kicked
>>700638609
HOLY SHIT YOU FUCKER IM GOING TO DO THE SAME THING WHEN I WAKE UP IM GOING TO FUCKING DO A WHOLE PLAYTHROUGH AS FAST AS I CAN. But seriously dude, watch out for bugs. There is one serious bug that will actually cause spore to crash and you have to revert to the last save. So remember to save every 10 minutes.
>>700638713
If you think CS has a good soundtrack, ducking KYS. Also, I would not say CS has "short" gameplay at all. Also, CS FUCKING WORKED ON FUCKING RELEASE.
>stuck in space
>trying to get your loved one back
>>700638946
Favourite OST of any game ever to date. Not even Halo: Reach is better than SimCity 2013.
Hard Kinda "over-memed" game thats difficult for casuals
>>700639174
Cosmo?
>>700637068
Leisure Suit Larry?
>>700638478
I think it's extremely underrated. It's a great fucking game.
>>700639053
Different person here, for some reason when I play spore I for a fact, saves every 5 min because my game crashes every 15 min
>>700639214
Well that's because reach was shit
>>700639224
Nope
>>700639276
Everybody has that problem dude, just accept that it will never be fixed.
>>700639343
Yeah no kidding
>>700639224
I saw Cosmo and thought you meant Cosmo's Cosmic Adventure.
I miss that game.
>>700639299
You are wrong, reach had the best soundtrack of any halo title. Its either reach or 5 for me.
This is mainly XBox 360 only from what i've noticed, but the game is on PC as well.
>sequel with lovable characters like:
>The Black Coach
>The Asshole Gambler
>The Filmmaker Girl
>The Dumbass Hick
>Game is nice
>maybe i'll play online
>every game I join I get kicked before I can even play
>are you fucking kidding me
>Keith plays a role, I guess
>incest simulator
>>700639343
It's because it was so heavily pirated, no one wants to fix things.
>>700639417
1. You are wrong. 2. How does it feel to be 12?
GODMODE
>you are a ball
>do puzzles
>what even is gravity?
>>700636440
Holy kek
>>700639457
GO ON?
>>700639480
Rolling sky?
>>700639480
That one monkey ball game.
>With names like these
>Jimmy lightning
>Bjorn
>That fucking overpowered piece of shit rabbit
>Its like plinko
>>700639538
Nope
>>700639480
Super monkey ball?
Marble Blast?
>>700639516
That's all you get.
>>700639570
Damn
>>700639453
Try XBone bitch L4D2 is backwards compat.
>Top down shooter
>Kinda like a MOBA
>3 teams; 2 human and one monster
>There are 2 monsters and they can turn humans into new monsters
>Game ends if one human base is destroyed or if monster base is destroyed
>>700636407
bitch nigga 3: get your faggot friend who can't die from the sacrifice to do the sacrifice you should have made
>>700639556
My brother's name is Bjorn, so I really want to know what game this is
>>700639507
Incorrect
>>700639480
Monkey ball
>>700639615
THIS
Poorfag who can't buy one here.
>>700639480
Hint
>ps1
>>700639615
>>700639681
Shame the game sucks
>Satan took your beer
>You took his arm
>You get to hell from sewer
>You run
>>700639573
Neither of those
>>700639053
Yup, don't die when your mates are in combat and you aren't. It's such a fucking simple bug and yet it fucning destroys the whole game. I am absolutely amazed it never got fixed and no one ever noticed when the game was first released.
>If you didn't know what causes the crash, now you know. Yup, it's just a spawn bug.
>First person zombie survival horror game
>Play as a brit bong listening to another brit bong's orders
>>700639709
Kula world?
>>700639800
Zombii/U
>>700639835
Winrar. You need to go outside more.
>>700639884
That game was interesting for a while but I later got bored
>>700639884
Yup.
>>700639920
Kek
>>700639681
XBone seriously has the best exclusives of either console. MS also has a deal with EA so XBone gets even more EA exclusive deals and more exclusive shit. On an XBone you can play sunset, titanfall, halo, and so many more. Also, XBone gets way better frames than the PS4. Lets say a PS4 runs a game at an average of 40 FPS, XBone would run it at 44 FPS with a hogher particle count.
>>700635790
Civ 5?
>>700639616
Starcraft?
>>700639214
I personally didn't find the OST of the base game particularly anything worth noting, but that expansion mate.
That expansion just... Aah. whenthesunhitstheridgejustright.jpg Another game on my list of games to play tomorrow.
>>700638104
paper fuck: purple trap thing
>>700639884
>>700639946
It's an ok game imo. I thought it was tense at first, but it quickly went away as I progressed through the game. Also, fuck those stupid Muslim zombies.
>>700639946
It was "Free" with ps plus "recently" I have it in my library, never played
>>700639973
Too bad the exclusives are shit, and titan fall 2 will be on ps4
>>700639616
Killstain?
>>700640026
Nope
>just like gta
>only with more fat yellow folks
>>700640127
Simpson's Hit and Run?
>>700640087
Yup it's Killstrain. Fuck, I didn't thin anyone would get that
>>700634940
Rust
Easy
>koreans love this game
>tournaments
>cost like $40 for a pass each time
>>700640073
yes.
>>700639990
>Flash game
>>700640121
Cunt
>>700640168
One and done, you a winner
>Story is about a famous 9 foot tall green war hero
>Story is really about some faggot and his faggot team of faggots
>A pretty big letdown in some aspects
>A pretty big improvement in some aspects
>Also had a huge Esports following that died over like 3 months.
>>700640087
I got zombie/U on ps+ also
>Aliens
>Zombies
>Gothic and mideval shit
>>700634263
Gmod
>>700640196
pennis
>>700640284
Tumblr
>>700640170
idk it was splashed on the ps4 storefront for a few weeks since it is free2play. Or rather Pay2win, considering the rate you earn to buy new characters.
>>700640208
Risk?
>>700640055
Man, Another fuckin maxis game. I'm telling you, Maxis was my favourite studio until they got shut down. They made so many good games. EA just fucked with them a lot and literally crushed Spore. Still ended up a fun game though. I'm glad EA is learning how to be a good company though. Its like they are realizing people dont want to buy shitty rushed piles of bugs and dogshit.
>>700640317
>fat womens club
>gotta be this much anti mysoginistic to enter
>>700640181
League of Legends?
>>700640325
I played the early access for it since I got a code. It's not really P2W, since 2 of the 3 starter characters are pretty fucking good and you can get everything from playing. It might take a while, but you'll get it.
>>700640087
Haa, fuck off with your JRPGs and fucking indie games. XBone has the better exclusives and you know it.
>>700640181
Starcraft?
>>700640396
Nope
>you are a spooky scary skeleton
>fight zombies and other things
>maybe a witch turns you into an ant for a while
>that red, wizard dude is a dickhead
>>700640181
I'd say Starcraft or WoW, but that last part makes no sense.
>>700639973
>Not even 60 FPS
Fuck outta here
>>700639174
Dead Space?
>>700639013
KoTOR
>>700640548
I was using Witcher 3 as an example. Most games run a smooth 60 for me.
Also, my 700 PC can't run FUCKING MINECRAFT at 60.
>>700639174
Dead Space
>>700640629
Nope
>>700640401
I take it we're the two same anons basking in the glory of what Maxis once was in its prime?
>Basically the faggots who keep furiously agreeing with each other in the most autistic way possible about SimCity and Spore?
>>700640651
Nope
>>700639747
Seum?
>>700639174
Super Mario galaxy???
>>700640661
I already figured that out.
>>700640492
No it doesn't I happen to believe both console's exclusives are shit. And to defend against your implication that I play jrpgs on PS4, I haven't played one I liked since FFX/2
>>700635697
Jesus Christ RPG Trilogy?
>>700640709
Yes, finally
>>700640181
Dota?
>>700640284
South park, the stick of truth?
>>700637553
S-51 for lyf
>>700640539
King's Quest?
>>700640874
Wasnt aware king graham was a skelebin lol. Nope
>>700640638
You got ripped off if your 700 dollar PC can't run minecraft at 60.
>>700640539
Hint
>ps1
>>700640979
Fuck I didn't read the first line lol
>>700641027
I want to say grim fandango, but mainly because I've only seen the art of the box.
>Gta for kids
>PS2
>Its the third one
Aaah, old enough that these 12 year olds wont remember.
>Holy fuck that tutorial, why so hard?
>NEVER GET PAST LEVEL ONE
>It's totally fine that enemies can jump up 40 story buildings and kill you in two shots
>your guns mean nothing
>NEVER GET PAST LEVEL ONE
>>700641239
Nope
>you're alone the entire game
>only 16 Enemy to kill
>>700640825
Nope
>>700640317
What?
>>700641305
sotc
>Ps2
>Play as a furry
>Kill lizards that are working for a faggot ostrich
>Go to hell
>kill demons and do jobs to get Satan's attention
>battle him (even though his fight is God awful without rocket launcher)
>finally defeat him
>get to choose an ending
>>700640543
WoW, battle.net costs money to play.
But your right
>>700641520
Gat out of Hell. Also, fuck the rocket launcher. The talking pistol is where it's at. It fucking 2 shots Satan
>>700641470
Sly the tasmanian tiger?
>>700641395
Right
>>700641651
Yup. I fucking loved playing that game as a kid.
>>700641630
How the fuck, I dual wielded this golden smg and was doing shit damage, the rocket and armchairmagedon was my final resort
>>700630647
SR 4
>fly spaceships through tubes
>kill insects
>awesome trance soundtrack
>this game would be amazing on drugs
>>700641778
I hated using the Armchair against him for some reason. If you use the pistol (Pride I think), it fucking destroys him even when not fully auto. The rocket launcher wasn't terrible against him, but it's nothing compared to the pistol
>Third game in series
>Can create amazing levels if you know how to do it
>2.5D game
>Servers suck dick so only few hudred people play it
>>700641940
I'm gonna do everything to unlock those pistols, tbh I normally used the armchair when I was fighting off waves of enemies at an altar to get a new power
>>700637694
Heavy Rain
>>700640232
Shrek super party?
>>700641929
Hint
>super rare ps1 game
>Lights come on
>oooh, this looks like fun
>people screaming at me
>me screaming at people
>loads of shouting
>BOOM!!!
>>700642172
I really just used the stomp that pulls shit in, then used the pistol.
>>700639219
Dark souls?
>>700635790
Pokemon GO
>>700642393
I like that power up were I run around my enemies sucking the health out of them, pretty helpful at sticky situations (not to mention I started playing the game a week ago)
>PS2 game
>Rich kid likes tinkering with shit
>Meets slut from the future and they save the world together
>>700635790
That fucking one game. Once you get Greek fire you're unstoppable. I can't remember. Kingdom something?
>>700640539
MediEvil
>>700643017
You're on the right track. That Greek Fire shit was pretty fucking OP, but I lime using the Dragon Tail Axe or whatever the fuck it's called.
>>700643068
About fucking time. Winrar
>>700630467
Daggerfall
>>700643118
FEUDALISM i remember now. Damn that's nostalgic
>>700643413
Fucking finally someone got that shit! Bro, that game and it's sequel were fun as fuck as a kid.
