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Alright, oldfags. Haven't toasted a bread like this in

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Alright, oldfags.

Haven't toasted a bread like this in 5eva.

WHO'S IN THIS MUTHAFUCKA WITH ME?
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Don't let me down /b/ros.
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Goin for quads early just to shut this fuckin thread down.
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>>700846503
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>>700845921
lets go /b/
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end my suffering
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>>700846759

rolling for fap
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woo
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Still safe.
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gotta enter
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now ur all stuck in here w me
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lemme in
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close you cunt
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>>700848254
fuck this i want out
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>quads get
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Wait for me guys!
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>>700848520
>>700848254
>>700848189
such retardery.
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Boom boom
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>>700848520
doors wide open
just remember blowout soon fellow stalker
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>>700848440

You almost left it open, goddammit
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lolololo
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>>700845921

LET ME IN FUCKERS!
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Get
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>>700848629
who? wherre?@???
tf is this shit?
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>>700848825
Reroll
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>>700848766

DOOR IS SHUT
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>>700848766
You fat motherfuck, open it back up faggot
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HOLD IT OPEN
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>>700848766
>'doors wide open'
>shuts door
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>>700848766
door now closed
checked
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>>700845921
roll
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HERE'S MY 9S!
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let me in
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let me innn
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Can't get trips keys for the door
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>>700845921
fuck off
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roll
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Ima 9/11 the fuck outta this bitch
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>>700849066
fatass shut the door even harder
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OPEN SAYS'A ME
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OPEN THE DOOR
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fallout 5 confirmed
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>>700849066
>>700849016
>>700849009
>>700848919

You're all fucked until it's open again.
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ur all gon die
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LEMME IN BOYYE
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>>700849066
door open
checked
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I'm inside bitches
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PLEASE, I HAVE A CHILD
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The door is broken... Door giveaway incoming
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Rol 4 quods
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>>700845921
fuck you, eat shit and die
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>>700849269
trips open u nigger
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>>700845921
[green]>implying I'm an oldfag[/green]
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is it cramped in there
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rolling for quads from the safety of the bunker
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>>700849378
kek
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>>700849333
close enough Im in
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>>700849378

Been lurking since before Giga Puddi.

Figured I'd lurk once more since I called in sick to work.
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OPENITOPENIT
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Quads pls
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>>700849511

THIS MUTHAFUC-
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>>700845921
gonna bomb the shit out of you
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Free memes get your free memes
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ALLAH ACKBAR
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>>700849566

You just double shut it, you ass.
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>>700845921
PLEASE OPEN
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I got this
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>>700844444
what about quints
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waiting for quads
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PLEASE WAIT OPEN THE DOOR
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quints kill all memes
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QUADS INCOMING!
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detonate
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WE ARE DEAD
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Let me in..
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beg all you want you think we're in control?
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10
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Rip memes
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fafd
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>700849948

OP is in control.

TRIPS GET
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OH SHI
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Tick. tock.
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fafdfuck
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rolly polly
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all dose poipol
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WHERE ARE THE TRIPS
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>>700850000
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boom
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>>700849993

THAT WAS TOO FUCKING CLOSE.
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yay
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door is jammed too many dubs
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trips
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Take my child
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>mfw triple digits
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fuck no trips today boys
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>>700845921
Rollo
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33333333
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LEMME IN NIGGERS
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Don't worry lads, I've got this
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>>700850220

You almost saved them.

Almost.
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You faggots shall allow me safe passage.
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im safe so why should i risk posting and opening the door? ill just wait for the quads
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give me the quads
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I shall cut the door open with my sword
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OPEN THE GOD DAMN DOOR
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allahu-akbar
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we're never going to die
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>>700850378
>Rerolling
LET ME IN
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The bomb is actually in the shelter fuck you
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REEEEEEEE
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FOR THE WATCH
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Lets look at who stole the trips
>>700850555
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ooga booga
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DETONATE THIS SHIT
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TRIPS PLS
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FUCK YOU JAMMED IT EVEN MORE
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK WHO STOLE THEM
>>700850777
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Fuck all y'all
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>>700850776
FUCK
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Lol
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of course nudes
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Fuck
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erw reeeeeeeeeeee
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>>700850776
>>700850778
Wp
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We're getting close
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TRIPS TRIPS TRIPS
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Trips
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kaboom
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OPEN
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TRIPS TRIPS NOW
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Kaboom ?
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BLAM NIGGA!!!
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ROLL ROLL ROLL
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GIB TRIPS
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Quads
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Trips
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FFFUUUUUUUUUU
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>>700851068
Fuck off!
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>>700851112
TOO CLOSE
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>>700851112
HOLY SHIT
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>>700851118
Dumb nigger
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come on baby roll
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C'mon
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Trips Jej
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>>700851112
>>700851118

SEQUENTIAL ALMOST QUADS.

GTFO
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>>700851222
WE ARE IN FUCK YES THANKYOU
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>>700851222
Get in!
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CLOSE THE DOOR
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>>700851222
YES YES YES
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>>700851244

FUCK
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hurry let me in b4 next dubs
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CLOSE IT
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>>700851222
MOTHER FUCKER HOW WILL THE RATIONS LAST
YOU'RE KILLING US ALL ALREADY
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now we only need a quad
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>>700851222
Everyone it's open!!! Get inside now
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Safe
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>>700851222
YES!!!

>>700851244
GOD DAMMIT
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>>700851244
you fucking nigger
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THEY'RE FLOODING IN SHUT THE DOOR
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Ahaha Open Sesame!
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>>700845921
fuck fuck fuck fuck
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Open
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>>700851358
>>700851367
>>700851378
>>700851462

IT'S BEEN SHUT.
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get that open again
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the door is closed everyone
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>>700851591
shit the nigger ate all the food
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nuke em
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Holy Molly
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Trups
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I got the food covered
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TRIP GODS PLS
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roll for quads you fucking pussies
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Aaaaand OPEN
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Open it again!
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>>700851677
HAH
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EE
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I got this shit
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RALL
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trump
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>>700851842
I kek'd in my pants a little
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>>700852016
nice 2016
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And, explodey
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come one, come all. we have enough tendies for all
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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
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>>700852122
close BLOW IT ALL UP
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>>700852033
Fuck
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come on quads
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Cmoncmoncmoncmon
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OPEN UP MUFUCKAS WE COMIN IN
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>>700852122

FU-
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>>700852222
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>>700852114
no
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Wait is there even anyone outside?
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OPEN SESAME
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>>700852327

A few, yeah.

Shelter is cramped as fuck, doe.
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let me in pls
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>>700845921
Open you fucken gook
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>>700852293
Fuck no! You prolly placed the bomb in a riot or something!
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>>700852122
And now we blow it all up
G'day everyone
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pls
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>>700852388
you keep opening the fucking door!
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>>700852411
ahaha. No.
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>>700852477
FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID NIGGER U JUST DID IT
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thats our shelter
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Let me in, im a vergin, ples.
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>>700852477
>>700852411
Lel
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>>700852539
ok i want out now
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>>700852477

I haven't gotten trips once, you wet wipe! I've gotten most of the dubs!
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LET ME INNN
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All these fucking dubs
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>>700852539

Cozy.
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>>700852531
no, fuck you! this is like the movie "the thing" but instead of an alien we figured you're the nigger
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>>700852416
WE DINNDU NUFFIN
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>>700852531
Dude
>>700852477
Dude
>>700852411
Dude

TRIPS OPENS THE DOOR
DUBS CLOSES THE DOOR
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I'm Comin in and taking shit everywhere
Shiiiit
Shit
I'm going to shit in the walls!!!
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lmao rip memes
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Roll
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>>700852763
BUT IF YOU CLOSE IT HARD ENUF U OPEN IT
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wide open.
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>>700852778
TOO CLOSE
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>>700852767
Fuck you the doors closed and we're gonna blow your shit up
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let me the fuck in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>700852778
FUK
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RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE

ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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DAMMIT
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FOR THE MOTHER LAND
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I make shit everywhere!!!!!! Hahahahahaha
Big old shit smear it everywhere
I am shitlord
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Roll
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everyone we have this in the shelter
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>>700852767
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeet!!!
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I'VE HAD HAD IT WITH DIZ THIZ MADAFACKING NIGGAS ON THIS MOTHE FUCKEN BUNKER... EVERYONE GET IN... WE'RE GONNA CLOSE THIS DOOR
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Open sesame
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>>700853073
I will kill you and eat you
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Fine, I don't even want to come in
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roll
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>>700853126

DOOR'S STILL SHUT, MUTHAFUCKA
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>>700853073
Shit smears everywhere!!!!!!!!! Ahahahahaah
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!
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>>700852839
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>>700853141
and we wont get in with that attitude
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rollin
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Hey bros guess we start drinking our pee starting now
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Boom
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Never gettinf in
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>>700853239
autistic summerfag out NOW OUT OUT OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>700853049
WE DONT NEED IT!
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big boom
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Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' what?!
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>>700853334
YOU SICK MOTHERFUCKER, YOU ALMOST DID IT
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>>700853334
>3334
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>700853334

Next time, actually kill the newfags outside.
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>>700853136
I kill you and shit down your stupid fucking cock guzzling gullet hole all the way into your soul and smear it with shiiiit then I take your mother and I shit in her vagine fuck yiyyuyyyyyuuuuuuuuu
Shiiiiiiiit
-shitlord
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STEP BACK
Calling forth the power of intense autism will pry open the dooor
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>700853334
So. Close
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>>700853334
witness me!
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Guess we gotta start eating rats
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>>700853487
I will throw you out of this gassing chamber
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>>700853516
ah man I just shit my pants
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>>700853577
And you shut the door harder!
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Let me the fuck in
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>>700853544
YES KEEP CLOSING THE DOOR TIGHTER
SOON IT WILL OPEM
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>>700853577
so i guess we are locked up in here tighter than a nun's cunt, uh?
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kill them
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SOMEONE GET TRIPS
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>>700853576
Go fuck yourself you fucking cock guzzling shit eating bitch nigger
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>>700853681
how are we doing on supplies?
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>>700853487
OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS IN A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS
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HERE WE GO
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Fuuuuuuuuuuuck
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Blow this shit already!
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Let us in
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Yolo
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let me in you faggots
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Shit everywhere bitch
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>>700853800
not with a wimper, but with a bangbus
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Hold the door
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knock knock
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Don't worry, this is what the outsiders have to deal with.
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>>700853799
>>700853800
These niggers i swear to god
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>>700853920
who's there?
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door open and instant closed....
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DROP ONE ALREADY
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>>700853920
Ya hello?
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Hey, someone order a pizza?
Open the door, your total is $15.99 plus tip
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open the door
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>>700853778

That... that was perfect.
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HARAMBE HELP US
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balls
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>>700853759
OP came on all of our food dude.
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>>700853778
Yess good good shit everywhere shiiiiit
Shieeeeeeeet
And pissss yes I'm gonna make you lick dog anus you cock fondling son of a bitch!!! I'm gonna make you snort lines of shit and stuff you inside you grandmothers asshole
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fuck you
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>>700853920
get rekt bitch
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Gotcha
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open
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>>700854150
Woah why so hostile
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>>700854146

Goddamn right, I did.

**OP**
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i have no mouth and i must scream...please end this
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Okay everyone, time for me to open this fuckin door
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Knock knock pizza delivery
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piss blood
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Crack-rambe HAS ARRIVED
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THREEVE

$TEXAS
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>>700854340
Open
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zdyxh
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SO MANY DRUGS IN THE SHELTER
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>>700854311
faggot, you just made things worse
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>>700854340
fuck off nigger I can hear the mushrooms on it
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I CAN'T BREATHE
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>>700854446
fuck me
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>>700854458
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>all these scratch marks on the outside of the door

I'm too young to die.
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>>700854550
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Got to open da door
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>>700854472
Nah no mushrooms open the door its getting cold
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>>700854311
Silly peasants... I can't wait for that bomb to explode, and I will be safe with my money
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>>700854550
FUCK OFF!
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>>700854611
I'll figure out how to open this mother soon enough.
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666
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>>700854607
only if you give me a wicked hand job
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let me in you fucking faggots
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>posting too much
>4chan making me wait
>gonna die out here
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>>700854707
I will need a $25 tip for that
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>>700854724
you gon die out there niggaaaqaa
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>>700854689
Here's you in 5 minutes
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Just take a little bit of.... magic.
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>>700854809
WELL THEN FORGET IT, YOUR BOSS SHOULD BE PAYING YOU ENUF
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>>700854809
Are you really in the place to be making demands?
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