Alright, oldfags.
Haven't toasted a bread like this in 5eva.
WHO'S IN THIS MUTHAFUCKA WITH ME?
Don't let me down /b/ros.
Goin for quads early just to shut this fuckin thread down.
>>700846503
>>700845921
lets go /b/
end my suffering
>>700846759
rolling for fap
woo
Still safe.
gotta enter
now ur all stuck in here w me
lemme in
close you cunt
>>700848254
fuck this i want out
>quads get
Wait for me guys!
>>700848520
>>700848254
>>700848189
such retardery.
Boom boom
>>700848520
doors wide open
just remember blowout soon fellow stalker
>>700848440
You almost left it open, goddammit
lolololo
>>700845921
LET ME IN FUCKERS!
Get
>>700848629
who? wherre?@???
tf is this shit?
>>700848825
Reroll
>>700848766
DOOR IS SHUT
>>700848766
You fat motherfuck, open it back up faggot
HOLD IT OPEN
>>700848766
>'doors wide open'
>shuts door
>>700848766
door now closed
checked
>>700845921
roll
HERE'S MY 9S!
let me in
let me innn
Can't get trips keys for the door
>>700845921
fuck off
roll
Ima 9/11 the fuck outta this bitch
>>700849066
fatass shut the door even harder
OPEN SAYS'A ME
OPEN THE DOOR
fallout 5 confirmed
>>700849066
>>700849016
>>700849009
>>700848919
You're all fucked until it's open again.
ur all gon die
LEMME IN BOYYE
>>700849066
door open
checked
I'm inside bitches
PLEASE, I HAVE A CHILD
The door is broken... Door giveaway incoming
Rol 4 quods
>>700845921
fuck you, eat shit and die
>>700849269
trips open u nigger
>>700845921
[green]>implying I'm an oldfag[/green]
is it cramped in there
rolling for quads from the safety of the bunker
>>700849378
kek
>>700849333
close enough Im in
>>700849378
Been lurking since before Giga Puddi.
Figured I'd lurk once more since I called in sick to work.
OPENITOPENIT
Quads pls
>>700849511
THIS MUTHAFUC-
>>700845921
gonna bomb the shit out of you
Free memes get your free memes
ALLAH ACKBAR
>>700849566
You just double shut it, you ass.
>>700845921
PLEASE OPEN
I got this
>>700844444
what about quints
waiting for quads
PLEASE WAIT OPEN THE DOOR
quints kill all memes
QUADS INCOMING!
detonate
WE ARE DEAD
Let me in..
beg all you want you think we're in control?
10
Rip memes
fafd
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>700849948
OP is in control.
TRIPS GET
OH SHI
Tick. tock.
fafdfuck
rolly polly
all dose poipol
WHERE ARE THE TRIPS
>>700850000
boom
>>700849993
THAT WAS TOO FUCKING CLOSE.
yay
door is jammed too many dubs
trips
Take my child
>mfw triple digits
fuck no trips today boys
>>700845921
Rollo
33333333
LEMME IN NIGGERS
Don't worry lads, I've got this
>>700850220
You almost saved them.
Almost.
You faggots shall allow me safe passage.
im safe so why should i risk posting and opening the door? ill just wait for the quads
give me the quads
I shall cut the door open with my sword
OPEN THE GOD DAMN DOOR
allahu-akbar
we're never going to die
>>700850378
>Rerolling
LET ME IN
The bomb is actually in the shelter fuck you
REEEEEEEE
FOR THE WATCH
Lets look at who stole the trips
>>700850555
ooga booga
DETONATE THIS SHIT
TRIPS PLS
FUCK YOU JAMMED IT EVEN MORE
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK WHO STOLE THEM
>>700850777
Fuck all y'all
>>700850776
FUCK
Lol
of course nudes
Fuck
erw reeeeeeeeeeee
We're getting close
TRIPS TRIPS TRIPS
Trips
kaboom
OPEN
TRIPS TRIPS NOW
Kaboom ?
BLAM NIGGA!!!
ROLL ROLL ROLL
GIB TRIPS
Quads
Trips
FFFUUUUUUUUUU
>>700851068
Fuck off!
>>700851112
TOO CLOSE
>>700851112
HOLY SHIT
>>700851118
Dumb nigger
come on baby roll
C'mon
Trips Jej
>>700851112
>>700851118
SEQUENTIAL ALMOST QUADS.
GTFO
>>700851222
WE ARE IN FUCK YES THANKYOU
>>700851222
Get in!
CLOSE THE DOOR
>>700851222
YES YES YES
>>700851244
FUCK
hurry let me in b4 next dubs
CLOSE IT
>>700851222
MOTHER FUCKER HOW WILL THE RATIONS LAST
YOU'RE KILLING US ALL ALREADY
now we only need a quad
>>700851222
Everyone it's open!!! Get inside now
Safe
>>700851222
YES!!!
>>700851244
GOD DAMMIT
>>700851244
you fucking nigger
THEY'RE FLOODING IN SHUT THE DOOR
Ahaha Open Sesame!
>>700845921
fuck fuck fuck fuck
Open
>>700851358
>>700851367
>>700851378
>>700851462
IT'S BEEN SHUT.
get that open again
the door is closed everyone
>>700851591
shit the nigger ate all the food
nuke em
Holy Molly
Trups
I got the food covered
TRIP GODS PLS
roll for quads you fucking pussies
Aaaaand OPEN
Open it again!
>>700851677
HAH
EE
I got this shit
RALL
trump
>>700851842
I kek'd in my pants a little
>>700852016
nice 2016
And, explodey
come one, come all. we have enough tendies for all
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
>>700852122
close BLOW IT ALL UP
>>700852033
Fuck
come on quads
Cmoncmoncmoncmon
OPEN UP MUFUCKAS WE COMIN IN
>>700852122
FU-
>>700852114
no
Wait is there even anyone outside?
OPEN SESAME
>>700852327
A few, yeah.
Shelter is cramped as fuck, doe.
let me in pls
>>700845921
Open you fucken gook
>>700852293
Fuck no! You prolly placed the bomb in a riot or something!
>>700852122
And now we blow it all up
G'day everyone
pls
>>700852388
you keep opening the fucking door!
>>700852411
ahaha. No.
>>700852477
FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID NIGGER U JUST DID IT
thats our shelter
Let me in, im a vergin, ples.
>>700852477
>>700852411
Lel
>>700852539
ok i want out now
>>700852477
I haven't gotten trips once, you wet wipe! I've gotten most of the dubs!
LET ME INNN
All these fucking dubs
>>700852539
Cozy.
>>700852531
no, fuck you! this is like the movie "the thing" but instead of an alien we figured you're the nigger
>>700852416
WE DINNDU NUFFIN
>>700852531
Dude
>>700852477
Dude
>>700852411
Dude
TRIPS OPENS THE DOOR
DUBS CLOSES THE DOOR
I'm Comin in and taking shit everywhere
Shiiiit
Shit
I'm going to shit in the walls!!!
lmao rip memes
Roll
>>700852763
BUT IF YOU CLOSE IT HARD ENUF U OPEN IT
wide open.
>>700852778
TOO CLOSE
>>700852767
Fuck you the doors closed and we're gonna blow your shit up
let me the fuck in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>700852778
FUK
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE
ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
DAMMIT
FOR THE MOTHER LAND
I make shit everywhere!!!!!! Hahahahahaha
Big old shit smear it everywhere
I am shitlord
Roll
everyone we have this in the shelter
>>700852767
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeet!!!
I'VE HAD HAD IT WITH DIZ THIZ MADAFACKING NIGGAS ON THIS MOTHE FUCKEN BUNKER... EVERYONE GET IN... WE'RE GONNA CLOSE THIS DOOR
Open sesame
>>700853073
I will kill you and eat you
Fine, I don't even want to come in
roll
>>700853126
DOOR'S STILL SHUT, MUTHAFUCKA
>>700853073
Shit smears everywhere!!!!!!!!! Ahahahahaah
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!
>>700852839
>>700853141
and we wont get in with that attitude
rollin
Hey bros guess we start drinking our pee starting now
Boom
Never gettinf in
>>700853239
autistic summerfag out NOW OUT OUT OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>700853049
WE DONT NEED IT!
big boom
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' what?!
>>700853334
YOU SICK MOTHERFUCKER, YOU ALMOST DID IT
>>700853334
>3334
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>700853334
Next time, actually kill the newfags outside.
>>700853136
I kill you and shit down your stupid fucking cock guzzling gullet hole all the way into your soul and smear it with shiiiit then I take your mother and I shit in her vagine fuck yiyyuyyyyyuuuuuuuuu
Shiiiiiiiit
-shitlord
STEP BACK
Calling forth the power of intense autism will pry open the dooor
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>700853334
So. Close
>>700853334
witness me!
Guess we gotta start eating rats
>>700853487
I will throw you out of this gassing chamber
>>700853516
ah man I just shit my pants
>>700853577
And you shut the door harder!
Let me the fuck in
>>700853544
YES KEEP CLOSING THE DOOR TIGHTER
SOON IT WILL OPEM
>>700853577
so i guess we are locked up in here tighter than a nun's cunt, uh?
kill them
SOMEONE GET TRIPS
>>700853576
Go fuck yourself you fucking cock guzzling shit eating bitch nigger
>>700853681
how are we doing on supplies?
>>700853487
OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS IN A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS
HERE WE GO
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck
Blow this shit already!
Let us in
Yolo
let me in you faggots
Shit everywhere bitch
>>700853800
not with a wimper, but with a bangbus
Hold the door
knock knock
Don't worry, this is what the outsiders have to deal with.
>>700853799
>>700853800
These niggers i swear to god
>>700853920
who's there?
door open and instant closed....
DROP ONE ALREADY
>>700853920
Ya hello?
Hey, someone order a pizza?
Open the door, your total is $15.99 plus tip
open the door
>>700853778
That... that was perfect.
HARAMBE HELP US
balls
>>700853759
OP came on all of our food dude.
>>700853778
Yess good good shit everywhere shiiiiit
Shieeeeeeeet
And pissss yes I'm gonna make you lick dog anus you cock fondling son of a bitch!!! I'm gonna make you snort lines of shit and stuff you inside you grandmothers asshole
fuck you
>>700853920
get rekt bitch
Gotcha
open
>>700854150
Woah why so hostile
>>700854146
Goddamn right, I did.
**OP**
i have no mouth and i must scream...please end this
Okay everyone, time for me to open this fuckin door
Knock knock pizza delivery
piss blood
Crack-rambe HAS ARRIVED
THREEVE
$TEXAS
>>700854340
Open
zdyxh
SO MANY DRUGS IN THE SHELTER
>>700854311
faggot, you just made things worse
>>700854340
fuck off nigger I can hear the mushrooms on it
I CAN'T BREATHE
>>700854446
fuck me
>>700854458
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>all these scratch marks on the outside of the door
I'm too young to die.
>>700854550
Got to open da door
>>700854472
Nah no mushrooms open the door its getting cold
>>700854311
Silly peasants... I can't wait for that bomb to explode, and I will be safe with my money
>>700854550
FUCK OFF!
>>700854611
I'll figure out how to open this mother soon enough.
666
>>700854607
only if you give me a wicked hand job
let me in you fucking faggots
>posting too much
>4chan making me wait
>gonna die out here
>>700854707
I will need a $25 tip for that
>>700854724
you gon die out there niggaaaqaa
>>700854689
Here's you in 5 minutes
Just take a little bit of.... magic.
>>700854809
WELL THEN FORGET IT, YOUR BOSS SHOULD BE PAYING YOU ENUF
>>700854809
Are you really in the place to be making demands?