YLYL
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>>700890357
Fuck off mervin
Still lose to this
>>700890315
>duh
>>700890748
Lost
https://youtu.be/tn7dq_pmeic
>>700891688
what's with all the edgelord posts
>>700890754
This is why there's no point in treating women well. I don't get why men bother.
>>700890754
As someone 6'4" I love feeling superior and this us a huge confidence boost
>>700892437
>inb4 "i'd recognize that gay blowjob anywhere"
>>700892437
>i
>recognize
>that
>gay
>blow
>job
>>700892046
Nice thumbnail, faggot.
>>700892727
hahahaha. got me xD
>>700890842
oh snap
>>700892566
>can't feel confident unless superior
Just fucking die.
>>700893491
I hope she broke her neck.
>>700889963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMMcBUU_DmI
>>700893478
I'll die earlier than you Manlets because of my height, but I'll have lived a much better life because of it
>>700891482
Lost
>>700893663
kek lost hard
>>700890842
Lost to this
>>700889963
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.
>>700893869
Tha cat is weirdly sexy
>>700894051
What are you, a fucking furry?
>>700894040
fuggen lost
>>700889963
this thread is gold
thanks you /b/
>>700894040
lost
>>700892049
Worth the fucking read
>>700892923
HAHAHAKEK!
>>700894296
No, I'm just a sucker for a girl with blue eyes
>>700889963
>>700893906
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-0EM11dt2o
>>700893079
>LITHER
>>700890842
at least he didn't hover hand, that downie alpha af.
>>700891721
The hero we need
>>700895046
You know the word lithe, right? As in thin? Well if one man is lithe, his skinny brother is lither.
is this true about motherboards?
>>700893376
this's a video?
>>700895427
fuck tyou
>>700895491
No idea.
>>700890357
kek
>>700895206
kek
>>700895427
Not risking it
>>700891119
Lol the fuck?
>>700895206
>/fit/
>>700895427
Can't take the risk
>>700895427
god damn it. What's funny is if the post had said "You will die in your sleep" it wouldn't fucking work
>>700892566
Congrats, you can attract shallow cunts
>inb4 manlet
I'm a modest 6'1"
>>700895427
Mother of god, I can't let this happen
>>700896197
According too many of them you are a manlet
>>700895427
Always this one fag
>>700896131
Oiiii
>>700892823
Worst shop I've ever seen
>>700892049
>I still see blackbro everytime I close my eyes"
>>700895206
See now, what's wrong with any of this? Look at them! This is the face of a man who gets shit done! Look at him! He's making all kinds of gains!
>>700892049
I fucking lost it at
>soap
Just 'soap'. Christ, I'm getting soft.
>>700896553
Look at those girls, workin it! You know when Mrs Titjob there gets home her man's sausage is getting rolled out like a marshmallow between two iron basketballs! And Olga Thunderbird there, you just know the lucky man (and/or woman, convict, cave bear) at home is getting g his pelvis crushed like a sparrow's egg in a Russian orgy!
And these two, crazy right, WRONG! Look at them, buff and acrobats, they're the flying fuck graysobs, they're not crazy, they're training up to help out batman!
>>700894894
I appreciate the effort in your post good job
>>700896646
And this beautiful bastard here, attaining spiritual enlightenment despite the gym around him being the perfect mirror and metaphor for the chaos inherent of the universe around him! These people are fucken champions, one and all!
>>700893491
I'm I the only one who hates both girls?
>>700894040
Lel
>>700896646
*Greysons
SHIT MOTHER FUCKER
All that fuckin time spent then autocorrect fucks me, FUCK
>>700892566
6'6" reporting in. Let's go get ice cream and pick up chicks, bro.
>>700896735
>>700896646
>>700896553
>>700894894
Top shit mates.
>>700892566
I'm the same height as you but this shit here just annoys me. Those cunts are vicious and a large amount are probably fat anyway in all likelyhood
>>700890842
shallow bitch, like she can do any better
>>700893512
Damn it I've seen this twice and it still got me
>>700895427
cdcd
>>700893491
This gif makes me hate niggers even more. Why do they act like wild animals?
>>700895789
link or name pls anon
>>700891990
whats with all the summer posts
>>700896553
>>700896646
>>700896735
Everything about this is beautiful.
>>700897293
Because they are.
>>700897037
7'4. Get on my level, disgusting manlets.
>>700897435
What a fucking cunt she is. I hope he beats her in a whiskey fueled rage later!
Greetings : )
>>700897269
you gotta be kidding
>>700894703
>I'm gonna kick your son in the ribs.
Lost.
>>700895274
>Itslettuc E.
>>700891327
No idea why I fucking lost here
>>700897324
Personal buddy of mine, sorry bro.
Dumb cunts.
>>700894194
Whats going on here
>>700893869
>That look on their faces, that moment of realization, the event horizon from which there is no going back. That is what I live for.
>>700895890
Ken lost
>>700897933
i don't fucking care, i live in another fucking country
someone post link
>>700891651
lost
>>700895427
fucker
>>700893512
>Nothing remotely related to race
>you're racists
>you're infidels
>>700898433
Check your privilege shitlord.
>>700895427
I need to upgrade anyways
1090t faggots
>>700895427
shit
>>700895427
ust go anew on dan it, im not even.
>>700897269
Married for the money
>>700891292
DAMNIT, I had it no problem until the end. It's happened to me, so I'm not sure why It's so funny.
>>700895064
Lost
>>700890754
But being fat isn't a choice
>>700894555
I dont get it. He sells dildos?
>>700898283 jesus fucking christ, a harambe meme. what are you, 12? go back to watching filthy frank and gtfo, faggot
>>700890754
I totally get it, chicks over 100 pounds aren't even considered female.
>>700891651
First two replies almost lost... Trying so hard... Read third comment and lost.
>>700898295
Link to what.
>>700895427
nope
>>700894040
Kek
>>700899286
Nope, he sells exclusive 3D models for your online avatar's cock. You pay him 1500$ and your second life character gets a new glorious cyber penis.
>>700896884
The anon catfished him for 4 months?
>>700899294
kek'd
>>700898083
Lost Hard
>>700899566
And hasn't left his house in 10 years
>>700896131
ty supreme imunity doggo
>>700899484
to this video....if it exists
>>700893376
>>700899566
So it's like the most expensive, gayest DLC on the planet? Does this guy work for EA?
>>700899298
>im cool, i browse the chan
kys
>>700893906
This reminds me of pic related in the most beautiful of ways.
Requested this to a cock tributor
POST FUNNY BANANA OR YOUR MOM WILL DIE IN HER SLEEP FROM A SUDDEN HEART ATTACK!
>>700895427
Fuck taking the chance of this even happening. Also thank Mr skeletal
>>700895427
o no
>>700895980
Beekeeper is internet slang for fag.
>>700897627
>is wrong
Describes voter intelligence perfectly
>>700895816
Lol, what a fag
>>700899298
I know its hard man. We all miss him.
>>700901188
lost so hard
>>700895427
fuck not risking it
>>700892703
i'd recognize that gay blowjob anywhere
>>700897627
This is dumb as shit
>>700893753
I'm a realtor with a master's in engineering at 5,10. Nice try.
>>700896120
>
i just love how that guy over reacts and just straight up gets "Knocked out" from a light rubber ball.
>>700895427
rather my actual mother than my board god save my mother board.........im drunk
>>700897435
>>700896131
DIE YOU STUPID DOG FUCK YOU
BANANA OR DIEEE ADAIJDAIJDAIJDIA
>>700901509
lmbo so funny, lost
>>700895427
Too risky.
>>700894339
So many spiders gets me everytime.
>>700901889
look what's dat?
>>700899943
Bad buisness model, though. He's got to sell monthly subscriptions. You can download the penis for free, but to get an erection or play with other people you must pay $10/1 month, or $50/6 months (best deal).
Oh, and dont forget to pick up the pubic hair dlc which was released with the penis for an extra $1/month!
>>700901559
lol triple hoverhand? no way
>>700890357
you faggots better appreciate this shit
>>700895427
Wouldn't even dream about risking this shit
>>700902542
Took you long enough.
>>700895427
aaaa
>>700902542
The line isn't continuous. If you're not going to do ot right, why bother?
>>700895427
Bro thats fucked up
>>700890315
Lost
banana with the peel
>>700902542
Lines are going through the walls. You are a failure, and scum.
>>700897293
Because they're teenagers and are fucking retarded, like all teenagers are. The only difference is that they probably grew up in a shit part of town with a shit education system with teachers that are basically overqualified babysitters. So naturally when the babysitter is away, the children will play.
Or yknow, because niggers.
>>700902542
Why don't you do something more challenging, like crosswords, faggot? You are a disappointment.
>>700890604
Fukin lost it!
>>700894194
Anon called him a cunt and he get the rage
>>700903324
https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4
>>700897293
Act?
>>700895427
i hope everyday you wake up you look in the bathroom mirror
and realize that there's nothing for you today
just like yesterday
and the stain on your clothes reminds you of that dream you had with that special someone
but realize that there's no one in your bed
and you have to wash the sheet covers again
and you're out of detergent
and wonder why the sink is wet since you haven't turned on the faucet
but suddenly realize it's your own tears
>>700903809
great song
>>700892727
wait a minute..... thats not an apple!!!
>>700895427
OH FUCK NO
>>700891721
My hero
>>700891292
Yep, that's marriage for ya
>>700900181
hahahahaah
Awesome!!!
just saw that thread!
hahahaha
>>700894815
fucking reddit
>>700893079
>lither
wat
>>700904896
It's a word. See >>700895322
>>700897063
Sauce?
>>700892727
Ribbed for his pleasure
>>700890315
lost
>>700896383
you haven't seen many shops then
>>700904171
thank mr skeltal
>>700897063
i throw up a little in my mouth
>>700890357
Easy
>>700896411
Nice try programmers lmao
>>700890357
Easy
>forgot pic
>>700902630
>doublemint dave
>>700891327
lost at
>japs are so dumb they got nuked TWICE and still didn't figure out they could just turn the atoms off
>>700895427
Asshole
>>700897269
people have lost their goddamn minds
>>700893512
>"Stupid infidels"
>Crusades when?
>>700895427
Reee
>>700891721
doing god's work
>>700906009
DEUS VULT
>>700890357
Best goatse ever made
>>700903156
This
>>700895427
oh hai
>>700904171
>>
xd
>>700897063
thats just adware, why would a real virus use a fucking windows installer with terms and agreements and shit
>>700902926
>>700903133
I drew this on a trackpad cut me some slack
>>700898864
>>700893779
I fucken love this one because she just cracks up after the guy pushes the dog away
>>700906149
gr8 mem
>>700895427
WEW la d
>>700895427
O shit no
>>700895427
No pls I need that
>>700891292
Fuuuuck! I lost so hard! Damn...goodnight internet. I guess!
>>700906926
fuck i just lost
>>700906441
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmn
>>700893491
>in narrative voice
As you can see a horde of female nigger try to intimidate a future school shooter
>>700897063
THIS BELONGS IN A REKT THREAD
