Walking home some guy bumps into me and instantly starts talking shit to my face about aluminum being the best metal. I tried to stay calm and explained to him that iron was actually the best metal, but he wouldn't take a hint. He started throwing around words like 'rust' and I lost it.
Punched him right in his aluminum loving face.
I hate aluminum so god damn much.
>>704899177
/B/EAGLE THINKS THIS IS VERY ORIGINAL AND FUNNY!
/B/EAGLE GIVES YOU YOUR FORCED REPLY. DO WITH IT WHAT YOU WILL.
Walking home?
Are you poor?
>you deserved it
>>704899177
But aluminum is shiny.
Tungsten is the best metal you fags.
>Aluminum
I don't get how mericans just forgot the second i.
Also kek
Also aluminium ftw
Jesus, you fucks. Platinum.
>>704899177
tungsten master race.
I'd have gone off on him about bismuth
>>704899177
>>704901022
>>704901133
>all these dubs
But Copper is where it's at.
>>704899440
>arguing over aluminium and iron and not the superior titanium
They're both poor.
Tech death is the best metal.
metal? why not carbon fiber?
srs tho, tungsten is the badass of the metals
>>704901505
>Carbon based fuel
>Carbon based emissions
>Carbon based life forms
Jesus you meatbags are so unimaginative.
>>704899177
Do you even gallium? A metal which will become molten in your tea is aw-right.
Y'all is fags. Barium is where the money is
>>704901778
I second this
>>704901861
So you can not only not stir your tea, you can even drink it because there's some molten metal in the cup?
What a terrible material.
>>704901461
Titanium may be strong, but it's really lightweight too. Not good if you need to reinforce something.
>>704899177
why don't you come up with an original story, you fucking faggot?
You're all retarded, calcium is the fuckin god tier you proles
>>704899177
Silver, guys.
I kill all bacteria. Also the most conductive. Try to get on my level.
>>704902333
>>704901244
>>704901133
>>704901022
>>704899177
This is now a dubs thread.
>>704899177
Why not diamond that's a pretty good metal
>>704900848
Probably because it was originally called aluminum, dummy.
>>704902547
1 gram is like 14 grams dude, it's too heavy.
>>704901183
Bismuth is the man
>>704902293
Tell that to the guys who count on their titanium bathtub to keep their balls from getting shot off.
Alloys are the future.
>>704902695
But traveling at 400 miles per iron, it is definitely the superior metal
>>704901778
Iridium is master element. So elite that the only way it even exists on this planet is on a screaming ball of fire from the heavens, and can produce a steel harder than John Cena's abs.
Aaa-loo-min-ee-yum
>>704899177
Led is brutal
>>704902293
gold is heavy but you wouldn't reinforce something with it.
>>704901861
but mercury is only metal liquid under normal circumstances
>>704902887
>titanium bathtub
>>704899177
>Iron
>rebar graphene reinforced armor plating
Fucking normalfag
>>704901491
black metal is only metal
>>704902293
What's an example of something you need weight to reinforce something for?
The only thing i can think of is tanks since their difficulty to blow around is their selling point, but tanks aren't famed on their fuel economy.
>>704901491
>tech death
I like my metal like I like my coffee.
>>704902969
Osmium is densest
therefore osmium is the best
>>704902915
Ceramics are the future.
>>704902293
Wow, really great point. Being lightweight sure is a downside you dumb fucking piece of shit.
>>704903080
It's also poisonous to humans, why do you think the hat makers went mad back in the day?
>>704903191
You're the densest.
>>704901022
Nigger detected
>>704902969
Every metal in existence comes from nuclear fusion.
Except maybe lithium, but most of that too.
>>704903242
Plastics are the future.
>>704903080
That all depends on which normal.
>>704903317
because they couldn't handle the awesome power contained within the mercury
>>704903242
Fuck that, they make dinner plates out of ceramic.
>>704903408
The future is merely a concept of a persons mind, it doesn't actually exist
>>704903173
No, tank armor is constantly being improved upon, mostly to make it more lightweight while still offering protection.
>>704903503
Ah, you got me there
>>704903408
Plastics are already the past, and may prove to be our downfall. I'm sticking with ceramics.
I like pop
At least you faggots are reposting funny shit.
Zinc is the best metal
Guys someone call non-emergency line for police
fuck their shit up
>>704904063
whoops wrong thread
>>704899177
Diamond is the best metal. 4chan settled this question a long time ago, newfag.
>>704903534
They make body armor plates out of ceramic.
>>704903373
Ehh, no. Technetium can possibly come from neutron capture, but it can also come from uranium fission and only made synthetically.
>>704901244
low cost and high conduction? cool.
moderate cost and high combustion? magnesium!
>>704904114
Well ok but I dont see any of those guys getting quads.
Silver is the best clearly, that's what they used to slay vampires and shit with
lithium bitches
has a song about it
explodes in water
fuck you
Rhodium
>>704903534
floor tiles, knives, dental implants, surface mount electronic components, automotive brake pads and more
Me
>>704904342
Magnesium is pretty snazzy tbh
>>704904161
It can be made "naturally", it's just it isn't stable enough to be around this many billions of years after earth formed.
>>704899177
plutonium master race you shiny pussies and fags
>>704903179
>WITH THE BASS
>THE MIC
>THE TREBLE
>>704901461
>titanium fag
Titanium needs tungsten just to get hard in the morning.
>>704904419
Lithium doesn't explode in water, it's the least reactive alkali metal.
>>704901851
I hate to admit this ayyyylmao has a point...
>>704905086
Hard? Aww, poor little tungsten fag is trying to come up with nicer ways of saying "brittle"
I almost feel sorry for you.
>>704899177
>2016
>being this new
>>704904533
Ceramics belong in the home, like a woman.
>>704902385
I'm sorry to inform you anon but I think your a little potassium deficient...
admantium
All stupid, diamond 8s the best metal
Fucking silicon man.
I'm using it right now to promote silicon.
This message is being stored using silicon.
You're entire life was spent using silicon.
Problem?
You fucking retards
Diamond is the best metal
>>704905911
I just said that
>>704905850
>>704899177
What about rune, mithril, and addy. Those r my fav metals.
>>704905850
Is diamond 8 like ice VII?
>>704906120
I wonder how irrelevant runite is in runescape now.
>>704906040
Doesn't negate the fact you're a retard, you aluminum loving fuck.
>>704905755
Fake and gay
>>704906484
Can it
>>704899177
gallium > aluminum
>>704906354
No... Wait that's right the meme, yes yes it is!
>>704906764
Oh, so now you're into tin alloys? I knew you were a dirty little slut from the beginning.
>>704906652
Nuh uh nuh uh its real, brah! It's fuckin real
Best metal right here
>>704902830
Bismuth, fuck yeah!
>>704907147
Mmmmkay you're right, just gay then...
>>704900848
Alumiinum? That sounds retarded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA52uNzx7Y4
IM BLUE DA BA DEEE DA BA DEEEA DA BA DEEEEEEEE
>>704899177
Mercury son
>>704899177
cuz gold is just pure shit right
>>704907369
>egdy
>gay rainbow color
>brittle
>useless
>cheap
Gold squad
CheckEm^
>2013+3
>not silently judging people from within your tungsten fortress
all of you should die in a fire. lead is the best metal of all
>>704902333
There we go
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>>704899177
It's aluminium, not aluminum, you dubjacking ferrofag.
>>704906652
thank you for clarifying that senpai
Metal has been made obsolete by carbon nanotubes
You're all stuck in the past
The space age has no room for your excessive weight and un-necessarily large, inefficient molecular structures
Steel is best metal. I have:
> balls of steel
> abs of steel
> Pitsburg steel
> steel beams
Thorium is named after fucking thunder god, suck it other metals
>>704905325
OSMIUM MASTER RACE MOTHERFUCKERS. TOUGHEST DAMN SHIT YOU'LL EVER FIND
>>704899177
You are both degenerates, Titanium is best metal
>2016
Stale pasta is fresh again?
Ruthenium is the god of all metals bow down to it
I just came here to say tin sucks
Aluminum is way too reactive for me, I only use gold
>>704901851
It's not our fault the shit is so fucking versatile. I'm sorry we can't all have your fancy fucking crystal-silicon DNA and your pansy ass non-nitrogenous proteins substitutes.
>>704903191
OSMIUM! OSMIUM! OSMIUM! OSMIUM! (molybdenum is pretty cool too!) OSMIUM! OSMIUM!
>>704903324
You're just jealous my osmium shlong never goes soft like your fucking wimpy tin pecker.
Is there really any debate here? Diamond is the hardest metal. Therefore the best metal. Fucking newfags
>>704904903
Unexpected chuckle
>>704903503
Arsenic is way classier than your liquid bullshit. Obviously arsenic is the superior metalloid.
FUCKING IDIOTS. SUPERCOOLED HYDROGEN IS BEST METAL CONFIRMED.
>>704911034
molybdenum is old and busted, I wouldn't wipe my worse enemies ass with that weak bullshit
>>704902472
M8 you oxidize and crumble into a pile of wimpy shit faster than anybody. Gold is just as conductive but never loses its imperial shine. Take your dull ass and leave before I breathe too hard and you catch fire.
>>704911363
hydrogen is not a metal.
>>704899177
Nice get
>>704911810
hydrogen in solid state would act like a metal
>>704911810
is this bait or are you retarded?
>>704911810
>>704911939
I'm not seeing a yes. Fucking niggers. Supercooled hydrogen and superheated hydrogen will one day rule the earth.
>>704912113
Supercooled hydrogen would be too expensive
>>704904735
We can't all have fucking social anxiety and anger issues like you. You're a one trick pony and you can't handle the pressure of real work without destroying everything. Come back when you've at least made something of yourself other than your one gig in Japan. Uranium and promethium are doing cool shit like making power and medicine and what are you doing? You couldn't even keep your job as a battery for people's hearts because you were too dangerous! You should be ashamed.
Magnesium is god tier.
>throw a bag of grandulated magnesium in a fire pit
>blind everyone.
>>704911939
>act like a metal
exactly, while it may display some metallic properties, it remains not a metal.
One day we will discover that aluminum is actually bad for you and causes neurological disorders
>>704912113
ok, I was gonna agree with you then you had to superheat the hydrogen, god damn piece of faggot cum booger cunt
>>704899177
>implying that iridium and Osmium aren't the best metals.
fucking Aluminium faggot
copper is kind of neat
>>704901505
>carbon
>metal
kek
are you talking about Steel? because that's fucking iron.
>>704912761
Fuck-off metalnigger.
>>704902969
This and Osmium, rarest metal and the densest and highest melting point. also Thorium because most energy dense element.
>>704900848
Because it's Aluminum, not Aluminium you faggotmouth. Learn to be not so fucking retarded you goddamn cockfuck. I should come over there and shove a shovel up you rectumhole you pretentious niggertree. I actually can't think of anything that pisses me off more than when I hear a britfag say Aluminium. Makes me want to wash their cockport with sandpaper and stomach acid. Jesus fucking christ you englandniggers are a fucking disgrace to the English language. I fucking hate you. All of you, with your terrible fucking teeth and your annoying faggotbutt accents. Why don't you just cucking kill yourself you dried up sheet of black-guy cum. It's aluminum
>>704913372
>being this triggered over spelling.
>>704913317
dense=fucking retard
>>704899177
TUNGSTEN CARBIDE
>>704913372
Aluminium.
>>704913688
Where are you from you fucking piece of shit?
/thread
BEst metal is POTATO
>>704913804
>>704914150
fuck you, spiderman. i do what i want.
>>704913804
Next you're gonna tell me that diamond is a metal.
>>704913581
dense=totally fucking rad
fuck you
Wtf u must be hi to come up with this thread hahahah
>>704901851
because Carbon master race
best element 2016
I only like caesium because it explodes
>>704899177
B-but anon, Diamond is the best metal
>>704899177
Diamond is best metal !
>>704899177
you fucken monster
You ever play rock, paper, scissors? Rock beats metal every time.
Titanium AND Aluminum are the best metals.
Newfags...
>>704913739
Space.
>>704899177
no love for uranium?
>used to power shit
>can make bombs out of it
>slowly kills your enemies by simply existing near them
Silicon is the best metal.... fucking retarded nonchemists
>>704916642
Well 2 nukes didn't stop the japs
>>704916572
Good. Fucking stay there you fucking pissmouth. I'll fucking enjoy your cancerous carcass not being here on the same planet as me. The planet that uses the correct spelling for ALUMINUM you piece of goddamn trash.
Iron is the nigger race of all metals.
Everyone knows copper is the best metal. I mean shit, man, fuck it kills germs just by touching them. Name another metal that does that.
>implying silver doesn't
>>704917041
I'm pretty sure it's copper you ignorant pleb
>>704917041
Iron is like niggers and aluminum is like sand niggers
>>704916823
Do you deny the dubs of truth?
>>704917302
metalnigger detected
>>704899177
Old but I approve of the dubs
1 vote for gallium, because who needs to be useful when you can be cool?
>also gallium buttfucks aluminum
>>704916823
yay I got dubs didn't even notice I'm so good at this
>>704917600
god fucking dammit I suck at this
Aluminum a best because it's allomantically inert you queers.
Osmium anyone else
>all these faggots arguing about their shitty weak metals
HARDEST metal coming through
Alright guys, enough with the shit. We all know ruthenium is the superior metal
>>704901244
How was copper wire invented? Two Jews pulling at a penny
>>704918111
Nigger that shit is racist you fucking spic chugger
>>704918237
You like men?
Pb master race reporting in
>>704918237
Get the fuck out
>>704900729
My nigga...
I have acivil materials exam tomorrow. Part of it is aluminum versus steel. Aluminum has a better strength to weight ratio and is resistant to corrosion. The latter is of particular importance for structural applications. Steel wins out because it's stronger per unit area typically, but there's some bridges that use aluminum members.
It's all about the cobalt. Fuck other metals.
>>704899439
My /b/eagle reporting in
>>704917302
i'm with you
Materials Engineerfag reporting, you all are autists
> Be FTW
>>704920436
nice carpet/rug
>>704903550
This.
Modern tank armor is titanium alloy. It's cut with CNC waterjets using garnet dust powder as an abrasive. Very lightweight relative to its strength.
>>704899177
Technically aluminum does 'rust'. While aluminum is one of the most common elements on earth, it is exceptionally rare unoxidized.
The top of the Washington monument is an aluminum pyramid because at the time it was the rarest metal known to man....
>>704899177
Tin master race reporting in
>>704902385
Try to uncap this and we talk again about your mighty calcium
>>704903068
Yes I would, faggot.
It wouldn't work, but I'd do it. Don't try to tell me what I wouldn't do.
Go Helium!!!
>>704901505
please go away
