Faces of /b/
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Faces of /b/
>>768235693
>cool hair
>pink hair tie
>cool ears
>cool jawline
>>768235693
Hello Dan Avidan
>>768237618
i didn't know sexbang was a santa elf
>>768235693
Nigga you're the only person 7o be seen with ears like mine!
>>768235693
OK.
Contrary to popular belief I'm not gay
>>768235693
I'm a total piece of shit and I know it. Alcoholism and antipsychotics got the best of me.
>>768235693
Oh no the elves are taking over /b/. Get outta here you pointy eared faggots.
>>768239300
Image didn't upload, no surprise to how low I can go.
>>768238703
You could have been Jon Snow, why didn't you cast?
>>768238763
The average /b/tard
>>768238965
Okay, Eastern European idubbbz.
>>768239343
you look alright, just get a haircut and a shave and you'll be all decent.
>>768239333
>>768239895
>does this look like the face of mercy
>>768240051
would insert peniz
I'm a tranny
Du hast
>>768240255
bull fucking shit
>>768240275
Nein.
>>768235693
>>768240323
Yes daddy I am
>>768240255
Hope i pass like you one day
>>768240479
I want sucky sucky
>>768240479
I wanna pee in your butt
>>768240517
post pics
>>768240564
I kinda have a no more /b/tard dating policy sorry
One cheated on me, one ghosted me after sex, and the last one i dumped because he cried a lot
>>768235693
That's amazing.i not only want to punch him I want to knock an eye out of his head.
>>768240479
I've always said i'd never date a transgender person out of the idea it'd be kinda gay. Maybe it's because /b/ has finally gotten to me. But if you had a decent personality, i'd actually date you.
>>768240721
>>768235693
how come nobody has pimples since 2012?
>>768240255
Why?
>>768240868
They grew up
>>768241116
Why what daddy?
>>768241150
kek
>>768240721
lol, I didn't actually mean anything other than I'd pee in your butt. Online dating is a PITA
>>768241322
How else do I find men irl that are comfortable with me being trans?
>>768241285
Holster your cock, sweetheart. Why go tranny? I want to pick your brain.
>>768241477
>Why go tranny?
I couldn't survive being a guy, I hated it. I just wanted to be fluffy and cute and girly. Also female privilege is sooo nice
>>768235693
lol you people think you look cool with long hair? what's the point of that shit? just cut it
Hi
>>768241285
I want to hurt you. You're cute, I wish I knew qt3.14 traps like you in my city.
>>768241615
You must have known you'd eat a moderate amount of shit for going that route, what pushed you over allowing you to take that plunge?
I have many faces
Sure
Bump
>>768241761
>what pushed you over allowing you to take that plunge?
I put a Smith and Wesson revolver in my mouth and pulled the trigger because i hated being manly, it didn't fire, I went to a shrink the next day and basically then and there was told I was trans and got on hormones the following week
>>768241813
Oh my god, it's like Justin Bieber meets a Targaryen cosplaying as raggedy Ann
>>768235693
>>768239895
hair looks greasy as hell tbh
>>768241459
I dunno personally. Not a problem I have to deal with.
>>768235693
>>768242005
Okay, thank you for sharing. I can't imagine what the fuck you went through so I am not going to pretend to. I got what I was after. Hope you keep enjoying yourself and being girly.
>>768242005
Where the before photos
>>768241459
Another tranny here, I ended up dating a coworker after online dating went to shit, now we've been together for 2 years, feels good
>>768239895
shave you head dude. you look awful with that hair
>>768240255
cute. would make out with
>>768241827
Cringe
>>768241827
its fucking spiderman
>>768242147
looks like a pedo. probably is since its on /b/
>>768242512
I know kek, its the only one I have of my face though
>>768242604
not pedo, just dead inside
>>768242570
Tom Holland or Tobey Maguire?
>>768242757
my money is still on pedo
You niggers aren’t rating
>>768242900
Keep shaving your face. Quit shaving your chest. Ingrown hairs.
>>768242900
tom holland 5 years in the future
>>768243031
This isn't a rate thread.
>>768243058
2/10
>>768239257
Dude you look like Axel Rose's illegitimate kid
>>768243031
You get a 1/10 for trying
>>768243036
I don't shave my chest, I've been covered in dust at work for 2 weeks so I get those pimples. I won't have much chest or facial hair until about 27
>>768243287
how big is your benis?
>>768243287
Cute but creepy facial expression
>>768243184
lol, I'll take it
>>768243054
>>768238965
That's what you think
>>768242725
Meh, one more.
Don't hold back!
>>768239408
>Corduroy turtleneck
>Eastern European
pick one kek
>>768243426
>datfilename.jpg
You get some pulls though
![sy77841d[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gEfHt37.jpg "sy77841d[1].jpg")
>>768243426
eternal newfag
Yes, I am an ugly piece of shit, I know. Yes, I do have a vagina.
>>768243287
age?
>>768243652
prove it
>>768243652
Prove it
>>768243652
indeed ugly.
thats what you wanted to hear..
>>768243652
Pretty hot, would force head on my cock till my balls are resting on your nose.
>>768243652
SHOW US YOUR DICK
>>768243652
I've seen your vagina and asshole
>>768243652
Pretty eyes. Not blank and vapid.
>>768243754
Let’s see them
>>768243694
Look up Santa Fe Chan on the archives
>>768243652
show benics
Old Picture of me
>>768243732
I HAVE A PUSSY
>>768243652
Show bionicles
>>768243789
I said I've seen them, not saved them. She did a request thread a few weeks ago and followed through
>>768243851
I DON'T WANT THAT
>>768243652
cute, call me
>>768243962
GO FUCK A TRAP THEN
>>768243978
I'M TRYING
STOP PLAYING HARD TO GET AND WHIP IT OUT
idk why but this made me kek all over myself
>>768243537
One without the gay ass makeup
>>768244031
I CANT HELP YOU UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE PUSSY WHIPPED
>>768244136
underage b&
>>768244136
You look better with the gay ass makeup. This is not a good thing.
>>768244136
Were you in the mighty ducks film with Coach Gordon Bombay
>>768244136
MODS MODS MODS
I shaved my head since
>>768243426
tits or gtfo
>>768244136
american born latino?
>>768244163
THATS GAY. I AM OUTTA HERE
>>768244194
Calm your fucking shit I'm not as young as I look
>>768244277
Unfortunately
>>768244363
so, circumcised or you uncut?
>>768244377
I definitely ain't jewish
Fine, here
>>768243003
it took me a moment to realize that's mark zucc
>>768244480
It was meant for the other anon
>>768244136
>>768244136
Ducks fly together!
>>768244539
teedus
>>768243426
bare taytas please.
>>768244539
Whip them nips out
>>768242805
Kai is way too specific for /b/ to know about.
>>768238763
me too
>>768244603
yes helo
>>768239408
That's what I thought too lmao
>>768235693
Why do you look like Loki but he hasn't showered in a month?
>>768243054
I'll take that as a compliment anon, thanks
>>768244136
>>768244539
same anon.
>>768244719
>tfw you don't have enough good boy points to stay up and watch your sports team play on tv
![4-10[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Yg5mWor.jpg "4-10[1].jpg")
I'm always here
>>768244719
>>768244363
You know how you get that feeling when you're in a store or restaurant, thinking that people are judging you.
You're right.
We are.
You don't want to live here then leave.
Pendejo
I haven't come out of the closet yet
>>768240391
holyshit
>>768243681
Early 20s
>>768243350
I suck at taking pictures :/
>>768244857
Agent Dumbo? Who stole your chin?
>>768244925
i don't think you'd have to.
I just had a 3 some rate my pussy ;)
>>768244890
Woah there buckaroo, when I said unfortunately I meant the mexican side
>>768244793
just an observation, take it however you want.
>>768245005
gross and meaty
>>768244925
>tfw your acne takes a shape of a dick on your giant ass forehead
>>768244888
froggy it's you!
>>768244888
yep been told that before. when i was younger
>>768240255
this is a little frightening
>>768240275
du! du, du hast mich! du hast mich gefragt, du hast mich gefragt, und ich hab nichts gesagt... willst du bist der tod uns, scheidet, sein für alle tage, nein! nein!
>>768240391
heil/10
>>768240550
milkies milkies, warm and tasty, mommy with milkie please be hasty! refreshing drink from mommys udders, i want mommys and no others! give it, give it, give it now! gimme milkie lady cow! until you do ill scream and shout, ill cry and whine and stomp about until my bellys full an happy, I refuse to take a nappy!
>>768240721
ha sounds like /b to me. promiscuous crybabys with attention deficit disorder lmao
>>768245005
Spread it open.
>>768245064
Thanks daddy that turns me on
>>768245104
Nice. Always good to be a bash bro.
>>768245005
>threesome
MMF, MFF, or FFF?
>>768245005
turducken with a side of roast beef
>>768245166
It was meant to be devastating. Am I gay now?
>>768245189
MMM
>>768240255
if you're trans why are you still dressing as a girl?
put on a leather jacket and a baseball cap ffs
>>768245005
Why couldn't you have posted a better picture of me?
>>768240255
>>768241285
You're actually quite pretty. I don't know if the "daddy" thing is some underlying issue but you should drop it and work on your transition. Statistically you are much more likely to commit suicide than any other demographic.
>>768245241
The math doesn't seem to check out. Are you sure you ran the numbers right? If it was a threesome and all were M then why is that tho flashing her pussy at us?
>>768242805
i wouldnt doubt it
i love your fashion sense
>>768245237
Yeah. Gay for me ;)
>>768245189
Also I've never had a threesome. Whoever is posting my pics is retarded.
>>768244986
better show your stupid face first
>>768245316
No MMM like yummy
>>768245316
She held the camera
>>768245349
show steamy turducken poon with timestamp or gtfo
>>768245010
Be proud of the Mexican side. Be prouder of the American side. We know those that are.
Do that and when the revolution comes, you'll be safe.
>>768235693
you look like a cunt
>>768245386
ok
I gotta warn you tho, I am very blurry, I can't help it I was born that way.
>>768240479
did your peepee shrink a lot after medications?
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE A MAN, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO YOURSELF!? HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE A TRAITOR TO YOUR RACE!? YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO REPLENISH THE WHITE RACE YOU MONSTER!!!
Mutt army
Music is happy place.
>>768245005
Megan?
>>768245530
Thanks, now they can arrest you
>>768245281
>You're actually quite pretty
Omg thank you <3
>>768245267
Kik you should see my before pics lol, lemme find one gimmie a sec
>>768245557
You look like a bulldog with downs.
>>768245586
oh no, I've been trapped.
What's the official charge animal endangerment? I hear elephants never forget, I should get a lawyer.
>>768245438
You clearly didn't understand the question.
>>768235693
Stop pretending thats you faggot
Whats up people
>>768245576
My name is Kitty
>>768245630
DO YOU live on the West Coast/ I own a van. It has windows you can look through, they're tinted so the sun won't get in your eyes.
>>768245730
My dick. Until you posted.
>>768245730
Not you. What is that 4'5?
>>768245730
Extremely fit ayylmao/10
>>768245744
Hmmm, ok MPD.
>tfw
>>768245349
Show timestamp to prove it
>>768245730
You look like a violent closet homosexual. That's your nickname from now on. Violent closet homoseksual.
>>768245655
I think we will find interesting files or drugs with you, always a way to find something. "Oh what is this hard drive in my mail?"
Hillo world
>>768245730
So what you been up to since the Boston Marathon ?
Sorry for weird face I was smashed
>>768245836
Dude, stop. Those aren't even my lolis. I just fucked with the most dangerous baldman in town, send help.
Fucking Christ can't I look semi decent in one photo please?
>>768245775
Lol no its a 8.00
>>768245557
I agree with the other anon. You look like a bulldog with a chromosomal disorder.
>>768245757
I'm so cal but I really shouldn't date another 4chan bf
Not unless ur cute and have a big cock
>>768245757
Nah i live in the south
>>768245930
Apparently not.
>>768245349
Your roast beef says otherwise
>>768245930
I can fix you. Next time you think to yourself "Oh shit I should cut my hair" DON'T put the bowl on your head.
>me
>>768246000
Where in the south? I live in AL
>>768245863
You look like a cump dumpster who says thank you after being dumpstered you queer donkey bitch.
>>768246055
>cump dumpster
>>768245863
would-smash/10
>>768246049
Ahhhjjjjjjhhhhhh
I ship out for Air Force basic training soon
>>768243537
You look like some goddamn KMFDM album cover art.
>>768246055
Thanks, I appreciate it
>>768245969
>>768245969
Well I'm from Washington and how big is big? is 7.75 to 8 big?
I'm more of a lurker than a live in here anyway. I check out /o/ to discuss motoring from time to time and then I just like to lurk and read in between jobs I do.....meh....I think /b/ is too much pr0n now, it used to be more interesting stories n such.
hi all
here is me as a cat
>>768246130
ISn't all basic training just everyone? You should try to be the funny guy. Drill sergeants love a funny guy.
>>768246124
Legit thanks!
>>768235693
Dan avidan???
>>768246000
Nice Trips
>>768245969
Have you ever dated an Eastern European? Zey has ze biggest kokth
![2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/G6F1X6C.jpg "2[1].jpg")
