Virgin thread
1.your age
2.why do you think you still are one
>>706596844
36
Chinese women are too tight
18
Girls dont have interest un a too normal boy
>20
>Skinnyfat, loser friends, earn minimum wage, say stupid things around girls, girls often look taller than me with heels (I'm not ultra short either though)
27
I'm an asshole autist
20
Am autist
>>706596844
19
Disabled, plus I have no social skills
18
Virgin
I don't know how to meet/interact with women.
18. ugly and socially awkward like 75% of all virgins on here
30
I have the social skills of a shoe.
19
Never properly tried, too busy having other fun atm
>>706596844
15
To socially awkward and i have social anxiety and my voice sucks
>>706596844
19
Too shy to talk to girls, I'm aware I can get a girlfriend, I've seen guys uglier than me with fairly decent women, and I've had cute girls try and talk to me, someone really special tried to message me for literally 5 years, we officially departed a month ago, it was pretty rough, but who knows? maybe it's a wake up call.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAapLaSnc5k
>>706598489
Enjoy your ban faggot.
20
Not the best looking and too quiet
>>706596844
18
I'm too much of a jew to take a girl out on a date and score.
>>706598489
>underage b&
>>706598489
b&
4chan is an adult site kiddo
19
Just can't meet new girls in my current stage, if I met even just 1 new girl I shouldn't really have a problem woohing her, but I just don't.
I wonder how many 17 year olds are saying there 18 in this thread.
>>706598463
this
>>706597444
>>706598054
>>706598146
>>706598211
>>706598273
>>706598314
>>706598463
>>706598489
All of fags have plenty of time. Quiy being pussies and go slay some puss.
>>706598390
>>706598143
>>706597107
You 3 should just end it. Tonight.
20
i take video games way too seriously
>>706598526
OH I AM GONNA ENJOY IT CAN'T WAIT FOR IT IS MY FIRST EVER EVER TO GET BANN :))))))))))))))))))
>>706598054
>Skinnyfat
You're just fat
>>706598896
kek / 10
19
I don't really know tbh, there's this girl that really likes me right now and would probably ride my dick, but I only like her as a friend.
>>706596844
24
Long story of many times i have been in bed with chicks but never manages to actually do it because of many minor fuck ups. Like losing boner because i have put too much time in foreplay.
>>706598727
>>706598463
I don't have plenty of time, I'm constantly working at what I love. And at the moment it ain't pussy.
Maybe later when I'm established enough in my industry, but fuck man I'd give up pussy for one 6 hour sleep
20
because im not interested in disgusting, smelling roasties.
>pic related the reason im a virgin
>>706596844
19
i'm not, lost it when i was 15
Remy could have this dick any day she wants it.
>>706598670
like you?
20
Too shy, dick didnt grow till about 16 everyone around me was already too exp (to my mind)
>>706599085
becaus u want to fuck babbys!?!??!!?!?
>>706596844
36
Im always on /b/ starting threads about why people think they're still virgins
>>706599065
Of course you would, you're 19. Girls your age are superficial cunts anyway until they are about 25 or 26. Keep pluggin away, jr. You'll get there.
29
I don't talk to women or do online dating shit
>>706599085
Nice bait m8 it ain't working on me do
>>706596844
27, Religion, because im not a sex addict
1.19
2.i'm an asshole, or just straight up ugly
>>706598727
I am weird. Thats it, it's like an aura that makes people just not want to talk to me, I don't know why, even when I put the effort in
>>706599605
you have a girlfriend though?
21
After a few bjs and lots of drugs I've lost interest in chasing tail.
>>706599085
this
except im 19
8
I can't make Sticky white goo yet.
20
Tunnel vision. Pursuing a single woman for years and pushing away all other women. Getting women is easy but getting one worth being with has been the hardest shit
>>706599695
Because you are putting out some bad energy, bucko. Put a smile on that face and quit thinking so damn much.
>>706599745
I did, broke up 2 months ago, and again, because of the difference between pur religion, sad huh?
>>706599410
Cheers man
18
Virgin
struggle with talking to girls
18
Grills don't like a fat, 6/10 albino faggot (6 is me trying to be nice to myself)
>>706600087
>>706596844
24
At this point, I'm so far behind everyone else that I wouldn't know where to start.
>>706598670
Their*
>>706600060
That is sad :( I hope you get what you want when you're ready for it.
Just turned 22 a few days ago.
Fat and ugly plus i always become that
faggot they talk to when they need someone.
21
Basically im too lazy to meet ppl.
>>706600404
the thing is, we were dating about 5 years.
And after breaking up with her, I dont even know what to do now .
20
i fucked lots of girls
>>706597444
I lost mine at 18. You'll be fine. It's honestly not as great as you probably think it is. Falling in love is much better than sex imo.
>>706596844
18
pussy, dont know how to interact with women / bad at it
>>706596844
30
I don't like many people. Especially women. Most everything about them irritates me. It seems like they all have vocal fry and it annoys me to no end. Just hearing it makes me grit my teeth and raises my blood pressure.
>>706600910
what's your religion, if you don't mind me asking? I assume you're waiting until marriage? Good on you for sticking to your principles. I personally couldn't do it, but there are definitely people of both sexes who do and are looking for others that share that.
>>706600704
Don't put yourself in that position. Only time a chick wants a nice guy is when she's sad. Don't let them use you as a security blanket, anon.
>>706600910
Well, with the lifestyle you have chosen to live, you are probably just going to have to accept that path, regardless of the outcomes. Deep down you know this had to have come eventually yes?
If you truly miss her then try talking to her again and tell her you're willing to change. If the problem was solely because you wouldn't put out then just do it, it may sound like a big deal because you've waited all this time for it but it isn't that big, and I'm sure after being in a relationship for that long... She must've been craving it, depending on the type of person she is anyways. Personally I feel every human being is destined to have their sex drive on at some point. Just do whatever you want man, we're all just animals, no different than Dolphin's and Elephants in the sense that we're star dust particles.
>>706596844
>19
>Religious reasons
>I fukn hate it sometimes
340
My race has vey little females left
>>706596844
lost mine at 15 at school. Not going to lie shit was so cash
20
Crippling social anxiety, Can't barely talk to a stranger let alone a girl. Turned my basement into a gym because I like being fit and I wouldm't have to go to a public one.
19
very arrogant & shy
>>706596844
1. 19
2. I'm fat
>>706603778
Arrogant about what?
24
I have absurdly high standards for my tier of beauty because social media told me to always look up to the cutest girls who'll never look at me that way.
Also, I hate myself so much that I have fear of someone getting too close and end up hating myself too so I'd rather keep everyone at a safe distance.
25
Gonna stay a faggot
>>706597107
bullshit
>>706597444
>too normal
Fuck outta here with that shit you aren't normal you are boring. Now that you have accepted that get a fucking hobby.
>>706598054
get your head out of your own ass. Minimum wage is pretty fucking normal at 20 and everyone is a loser at 20. You care way more about your height than anyone else.
>>706598143
no one likes people who hate themselves. You dont like who you are? pretend to be someone else eventually you might stop pretending.
>>706598146
So is everyone born after 1990 get over it.
>>706598211
Did your dick brake? no. can you walk? yes. get to talking with people who arent in your head.
>>706598273
if only there was a way to learn
>>706598314
Willem Dafoe has been married twice. Ugly don't mean shit. Man this socially awkward thing must be a easy excuse to be lazy I should try it sometime.
>>706598390
then tie your laces and get the fuck out of your house.
>>706598463
if honest good job at least someone realizes that women still like getting laid after high school and there is no rush to get your dick wet.
>>706598489
Underage b& focus on your school work kiddo
>>706598525
You know how to stop being shy? start talking.
>>706598548
Then speak up Quasimodo
>>706598552
Jew as in stingy or you are only interested in White supremacists? if stingy then asses if you would rather be broke with empty balls or rich with blue balls.
>>706598769
if you like games better than sex there is no problem here
>>706598993
nut up
>>706598986
if you want the fukk do it otherwise let her know you arent interested dont string her along
>>706599085
k just keep the fantasy to masturbation and dont get into any profession than puts children in your care
>>706599298
stop being shy. unless your balls get wet when you pee your dick size is fine.
>>706599459
then it sounds like you dont care good for you.
>>706599605
well if you are satisfied with that congrats
>>706603827
get fit boy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdBoybKnzZw
^here u go
>>706603939
the fact that I'm better than everyone else
>>706604032
>k just keep the fantasy to masturbation and dont get into any profession than puts children in your care
ye bud, 2d only for me
3d girls smells like butt and fucking annoying
>>706604083
I work out. But I just eat too much. pls halp
>>706604244
But you arent faggot-kun
>>706604032
willem dafoe has money tho
>>706604368
I am.
>>706604032
This guy is 100% bait, don't fall for him.
>>706604487
Sure thing bud! Whatever you say :^)
>>706604244
The minute you get rid of that dumb ass mindset, you'll see a world of difference, anon. I was like that once but life brought me down to earth.
Point is just drop the attitude and shit will start working out.
18
I genuinely don't know why. Just shit at I guess.
>>706604670
Shit at it* whoops
>>706596844
>20
>didn't want to settle for a fatty
24
Shy, insecure, 0 confidence, cute girls make me incredibly nervous, unable to maintain eye contact or lead a conversation. I also don't really have any friends to hang out with and going out by myself is just not happening. If I had parties to go to I'd probably have gotten laid by now but as it is I go to a party like twice a year maybe and they're just with coworkers or family.
I can't even realistically imagine myself having sex at this point. Trying to picture is just weird as fuck, I can't do it. I've pretty much accepted that I'll probably die a virgin.
19 Too shy around attractive women, i just freeze up and all of a sudden forget how to have a conversation until i have got to know them.. but they always lose interest before i get the chance, im a bit overweight but not that much, my face is not the best but its not terrible
>>706604967
Why not get an escort?
Literally will solve all of those problems if you do it 3 or 4 times..?
>>706596844
20
Either I'm ugly or because I don't go outside and when I do I never continue conversations past the bare minimum
>>706598670
Literally me>>706598670
>>706604270
22
Afraid to have sex because I cum in 45 seconds on average
17
I'm just bad at interacting with women, socially awkward. Have a few female friends that want my D but I'm just not feeling it... Maybe I'm asexual? Females rate my appearance 8/10..
27, socially awkward, no confidence, ugly, and small penis doesn't help
1. 29
2. still waiting for a woman to make the first move, which of course won't happen beacause i'm a fat, lazy loser.
>>706605597
FKN SAME FFS
>>706605597
underage b&
>>706596844
18
I dont give a fuck, i can pay for it after all
20
Asocial and don't trust other people, fear of intimacy and ugly.
>>706605984
TL;DR
>ugly
LOL I'm just kidding.
>>706600207
fat+albino? you can find ones with fetishes so you will be fine like the fucking gingers
>>706596844
18
fat
>>706598986
so what, fuck her, you don't need to love her to make your pee pee happy
>>706605142
Also i find attractive women TOO attractive which makes me see them mentally as better then everyone else, which makes me even more shy, and i find unattractive girls too unattractive to the point that i would rather stay a virgin then fuck an unattractive girl.... my standards are too high and im shy with attractive girls basically
>>706606068
still right though, the rest is probably side effects/results of beeing ugly
>>706605956
nice way to think it
>>706596844
>18
>haven't fucked my current gf yet prolly in the next couple of weeks
>>706604032
part 2
>>706599654
Again with the ugly.no one cares
>>706599928
lighten the fuck up. you are 20 no one around you cares about being "worth it" to you and your standards are probably pretty fucked compared to your own personality
>>706600091
Then start talking
>>706600207
no they don't like losers who think they are the worst human to ever take a shit.
>>706600364
with a fucking conversation
>>706600704
Then stop hating yourself
>>706600705
then give up or get out
>>706600957
k wrong thread faggot
>>706601171
how do you interact with people? try doing that despite their tits
>>706601197
Enjoy your fleshlight and body pillow
>>706603268
if you hate it why do it
>>706603628
I won't pretent to understand but it sounds like your race could use as much procreation as you can manage I home you find a mate
>>706603743
>Can't barely talk to a stranger let alone a girl
That XX Chromosome pair is truly terrifying but perhaps you can ignore that they have a vagina long enough for a pleasant conversation.
>>706603778
get the fuck over yourself and get the fuck over it
>>706603827
get fit or find women who like bigger men neither option is very hard
>>706603985
Jesus Christ get the fuck over yourself and realize that you are not special. that does not mean you are bad that means that you are normal. you feel nothing unique you could be replaced with a body snatcher with a basic understanding of humans and no one would notice.
>>706604490
this is a lot of effort for some shiity bait
>>706604670
are you trying? no is an acceptable answer
>>706604947
you better be fit
>>706604967
waah Im too shy to stop being shy
>>706605142
stop looking at their tits it might help
>>706605305
if you care get the fuck out.
>>706605461
JOI Edging porn maybe for you
>>706605597
Those girls dont want your dick they are just polite. you are socially awkward but not in the ways that you think. try having a conversation with a girl you don't know and act like she has a dick.
turned 18 a month ago.
i honestly have no idea how to flirt. if someone told me how id definitely try.
>>706606729
Im the one you told to stop looking at their titts, True i will try that haha, but its also their face that gets me
>>706606986
dont lie i bet 10 dollars that you are still 17 but its ok :)
>>706606729
part 3
>>706605603
ugly means nothing and your penis being smaller than a pornstar means less
>>706605647
then stop waiting bitch
>>706605956
whatever floats your boat
>>706605984
go join a emo band
>>706606216
get fit or find someone who doesn't care.
>>706606590
remember a condom and water based lube.
>>706606986
"How YOU Doin'?"
>>706603052>>706601231
That's why I regret it till this day anon, I hope I could turn back the time, and fix everything, but hey, I'm just normal human :), glad to talk about this, eventho we are strangers :) cheers anon, have a nice day!
>>706607275
tanks bby. I hope for the best cause she hot asf and I wanna leave virgin life
17, and I'm 5'8 and 220 lbs football player, where every pound of fat shows on my body, plus I'm nice to girls.
>>706596844
>20
>B/c I'm an awkward fuck who's never even tried
>Probably autistic as well
>>706607486
Shouldnt you be doing your homework
>>706607486
and you give a fuck? dude you fucking bash your head into stone. Make them bitches know who the fuck you are.
>>706607486
nigga u play fb in american hs. bitches will fuck u have confidence
>>706596844
18
Have only had the opportunities to receive oral
>>706607511
>self diagnosing autism
Just admit that you gave up
>>706607694
ohhh stfu, he needs pussy more than fucking math homework
>>706607819
kek fucking kek im done this was to fucking hard
>>706607800
honestly a mediocre BJ is better than decent PIV
>>706596844
1. 26
2. Im short and balding and not very attractive mixed with slightly crooked teeth and im very thin
Im not social akward like i can hold a conversation and pretend to be interesting but deep in my head i know they wouldnt be interested cause im a troll so i typically dont ever bother flirting and therefore i never close
>>706607824
Math is too fucking easy.
>>706607486
I'm sorry bro, but girls like taller guys.
>>706607824
then let me get more to the point
Underage b&
>>706608059
i had 10 asians in my class, they made me feel like i was a fucking retard
26
I'm ugly, skinny fat and have no confidence whatsoever. To top it off I have a small pencil dick..
>>706600961
as cringey as this may sound, this 100x over.
>>706608283
No that was your IQ lower than Forrest Gump's that made you feel retarded
32, and because I'm just a really nice guy that genially cares about wome.... haha jk I've fucked 15 girls, 4 of them virgins, and 5 in the ass. One of them let me fuck her in the ass because she was "saving herself" for marriage after 19 years of keeping herself a virgin. That lasted all of 3 months..
>>706608168
ok this i a good call but you need to know that /b is not filled with only 40+ people having mental breakdowns
>>706608483
Do i need to be a cunt and tell my IQ now like a 16 edgy fedora wearing kid?
>>706607486
5'8", 220 lbs.
Where the fuck do you play?
>>706608516
You count them? Wow wow wow that shows the life you have.
>>706608522
I know that /b/ is probably +60% underage b& but they should know that they have to lie about it too
I actually feel myself as a virgin despite having sex 3 times when I was 15-16 (I'm 23 now)
Talking with girls only when I need to(work, studies etc) and feel like it would be a burden for me to engage in some shit. I'm actually satisfied by fap
>>706608632
If that would make you feel better
>>706604244
Wtf? You are wrong
I am the one whos better than anyone else
>26
>Unattractive; not interested in casual sex
>>706608880
nahhh that would ruin my day
>>706596844
15 (16 in a few days)
losing it tonight
>>706608703
Center. Only reason is is because our 6'2 280 lbs center is a dipshit, and fumbles the snap every 5 plays.
You do know that poop comes out of there...
>>706596844
34, been offered, dont see appeal to it
>>706596844
25, I don't want to blame my autism spectrum but basically that's it. I always get nervous around women and I'm also short, 5'7", the only girl I've ever "dated" used me like a fucking tool and now I feel even more autistic than ever, I'll probably die alone.
21
Turned down 4 chances got cockblocked and now I just can't be arsed
>>706608777
cool trips also they are shitty and i feel like summer left us with many new shit fucking head faggots like this.
>>706596844
20
too fucking picky and timid
>>706609040
ffs
>>706609046
you know what % is you fat ratio?
>>706609133
You and I are in the same boat bud.
>>706609396
It's around 24%
>>706609133
>>706609418
ohhhh go turn gay and blow each other. I blamed dyslexia for my hand writing cuz i dident want to get better
>>706603268
Stoopid fucking retard religion isn't real you fucking moron stop wasting your life you only get one and and your shitting it away because some sand niggers a few thousand years ago made up a story
>be 14
>amerifag
>booty call says she got condoms from her friend
>speed sanic fast on $200 bike
>get caught and escorted home becuz county mandated curfew
but i sucked her titty earlier so its all good
>>706609618
How about a 3 way?
>>706609617
Ohhh man, thats shit. Run or do other things and just playing football is not going to make you more fit go enter a gym or run.
>>706609735
done
19
Moved halfway across the world before my girlfriend and I had a chance.
>>706609662
y u bitter?let the dude have blu balls if he wants em.
>>706596844
21
im slightly overweight and have no self confidence
>>706608756
I'm glad you brought that up. I did go back and count and it's 16. Thanks for the heads up. Now back to your trap porn.
>>706610164
only if you let it
>>706610245
i hate trap
>>706610287
truuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>706609914
It just gets me sometimes. Not because they believe stupid shit but when they waste their lives away because of it
18, because i'm a fucking loser
>>706610191
I will try, and I was hoping I could grow a couple more inches, but oh well, make do with what I have.
>>706596844
26
I've dated 6 women, all of them started with shit like "I can't wait to be alone with you", but it never gets to that point. It's not like I make shit first impressions, 4 of them I knew for a while before dating, but it just doesn't happen. I make the first move, I get a handjob, I finger her, all is good, but then the next time we get together it's always "I'd rather just wait a bit" or "Let's go steady first, I really like you!". Last relationship it went on for TWO FUCKING YEARS with the same fucking excuse, until she hit me with "You know, I'd rather wait until marriage." Told her we weren't even engaged, said that she doesn't mind waiting a year or two more, that's she's "willing to wait". Called it off a month later, yelled at me about "not being a real man", cut her off from my life. Just bad luck, I guess.
>>706596844
lost it at 26 an MMA chick, later on got in a relationship with Korean girl. had a ton of sex the first month. and after that, just lost interest, still had sex with her every so often, like once a week, broke up after a year. Barely masturbate any more either. im 30 now. And my sex drive is shot. which sucks because I'm on good shape and girls flirt with me all the time. But I know that my dick just isn't up to it. Maybe its for the best.
>>706598993
thats a serious problem anon you should see a doctor
27
I've had plenty of chances but honestly I never met anyone that didn't disgust me until now. I've gotten BJs and HJs before and even put it in, but I didn't keep it going enough for anything. Now I've met someone that I've fallen in love with and I'm not sure how to approach it since she thinks I'm not a virgin
>>706604032
>>>706597107
>bullshit
its true, i cum within a couple strokes because theyre too tight
23. social anxiety
This thread worries me to no end.
>>706610451
being tall is overated, your brain and overall health thats what gets you all that pussy. And if you think that even if you becoming a muscle machine you wont be able to get pussy, than dont try fuck lay down and pay for it ;)
>>706606729
>this is a lot of effort for shitty bait
>every response has no more than 20 words, 2 seconds of thought, and 1 second of being aware of someone elses shoes.
22
i havent had sex since sunday i dont think i can make it
>>706610669
didnt stop you from fucking them though
>>706610829
Which is still more effort than needed for more effective bait than this
>>706596844
27
ugly, fat, afraid of intimacy
>>706596844
1.- 27
2.- the truth is i don't really know, i've liked girls but the idea of having a gf really never really crossed my mind, it's like i've always felt that "i'm not supposed to have a girlfriend".. i don't know if is low self esteem or what and the fact that i don't know many people and i don't like going out (i don't drink) doesn't help
>>706596844
19, had sex already but I still feel like a fucking virgin. Guess I need a GF instead of some random fucktoys idk.
>>706611187
Buy a sex toy and practice,. How i got my confidence and stamina.
streamboobs.com
>>706600091
just find a girl slap her butt and say heeey that's pretty good if she laugh she is yours if she not apologize and walk away
>>706611032
well it cuts it short so it doesnt feel like your getting the whole experience
Im a pussy when it comes to approching girls i dont know. In school i was always quite and shy like a motherfucker so i Guess no one bother to talk to me.
18
18
Gf won't give me the puss or SUCC yet
Ive gaven her the SUCC and finger multiple times though
Im hoping for soooon
>>706611171
If this isn't shitty bait, then I genuinely feel sorry for the person behind it.
>>706596844
17
loser with shitty life
>>706612107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3S1Zgwj-sOI
>>706611784
she's using you.
>>706612225
wtf did i just watch lol
does anyone else think its annoying how so many virginfags say shit like
>guys that are dicks to girls always get the pussy but the nice guys in the corner never get that kind of attention
ShUT the fuck up nigga thats literally not true grow some balls try to sustain a conversation with a girl if you mess up or make a mistake take it to heart and dont do it again prove yourself wrong be nice to girls AND get pussy
>>706611784
>>706612283
This guy knows anon, your best bet is to cut her off until she starts putting out.
If she leaves you, then honestly that means she wasn't planning on banging you from the start.
*ANY woman that feels for her man would understand his perspective.
>>706608916
When you're unattractive, you don't get the choice of 'casual sex' faggot.
>>706612922
kek
>>706596844
1. 26
2. bipolar, ugly, fat, boring, no self-esteem, don't even try.
20 - Don't want to commit to anything or anybody when I have better shit to do. Had 7 girls in and out of high school try to hop on my dick but I never do anything with them. Overall would rather spend my time and money for myself.
>>706610390
>>706609662
>faggot
>>706603268
Keep on keepin on anon. You will always have people like this faggot who are bitter they didn't wait.
>once you pop you don't want to stop
It'll be easier to abstain as long as you don't.
Power to ya anon, plus it'll work out for ya anyway. Woman are like real estate, you dont want to seem too interested.
>TL:DR Will power > Desires
>>706612283
if he wasnt 16 I would agree but while still in high school she is probably just unsure about what she actually wants to happen in the relationship. and she can still tell her future college boyfriend that she is a virgin if she hasnt had a penis inside her
>>706609288
why ffs
>>706604244
>>706608895
>there can only be one
>>706613722
kek
>>706613722
That sticker is so fucking stupid.
it would be ignored in every courtroom ever
>>706598670
>>706600381
they're*
Fucking idiots...
18
never even kissed
>>706596844
25
I literally work alone and don't go out afterwards ever.
>>706596844
25
I work alone and don't go out afterwards unless invited which isn't much. Not enough time fishing to catch anything.
>>706614384
>not getting that it's a fucking meme
>>706614683
>replying
>>706614783
>replying to the reply
>>706615036
>replying to the replying of the reply
32, I've been married for over 4 years now, the problem is my wife and I have never consummated our nuptial vows. We've gotten to third base a few times in the last few years, and I am hoping to finally seal the deal. The only problem is that she is staying later and later at work, I've caught her making flirty eyes at a few of her coworkers before, I would most likely be willing to let them teach me how to pleasure my wife but I'm not a cuck so it would tear me up inside. Any advise /b/?
>>706615261
>replying to the reply's reply's reply
>>706615290
No offense, but you sound like an autist faggot. How did you get married before you fucked?
22
Just don't feel like it's worth the effort. Don't want to spend time and money on some chick I don't like being around just for some pussy, especially since I don't have much of either to begin with
>>706615290
this is bait
>>706596844
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43pM0CwByhY
>>706615473
It was an arranged marriage.
>>706615591
>>706615710
Where are you from? In all honesty, do you think she likes you? Fancies you? Have you ever gone down on her?
>>706615376
Replying to the replying reply of the replying reply
>>706615710
im not condoning nothing but if you live where arranged marriage is normal than Im willing to bet you would face no consequences for consumating the marriage despite any verbal protestations
>>706615591
Thats the beautiful thing though its really not.
>enjoy the small things anon
>>706596844
26 and because I'm awkward as fuck.
>>706596844
17. Is it wrong to not want to fuck a roastie? I'm OK looking and had opportunities, I just want to wait for someone with the same general ethics. How autistic am I?
19
tiny penis
>>706616444
>underage
18
Keep on failing
>>706616555
pls don't ban. also why the fuck would I be over 18 if I haven't had sex?
>>706616457
>19 tiny penises
>>706616457
did u measure it? what size is it
>>706616444
>inb4 underaged b@
>>706616652
>7 slightly below average penises
>>706616719
what if I'm not underage in my home country
24
Literally obese and I have had sex with 14 different girls, and have been in a long term relationship for a year. Kill yourselves losers.
18
Chubby and don't know how to talk to women
>>706616813
let's see pics of the girls you've fucked, nigger. we just have higher standards
21
Ive never tried to get laid very hard
>>706616813
Francis?
>>706609224
same
>>706616948
I'll admit. Some are okay looking. Some arent. Sex is sex though
>>706617050
Nope. There is more than one obese non virgin apparently
>>706596844
19.
I turned down sex with a girl that was rubbing my dick and giving me hickeys because I love a girl I met over the internet.
>>706616791
>global rules #2
>>706616699
cool double dubs... bout 2 and a half inches soft, 4 hard? maybe?
27
Good looking and charismatic. I've had a lot of women swooning over me but I genuinely don't care, I hate people and having to deal with their bullshit. If I'm horny I just masturbate to porn and I'm done with it.
>>706617775
I bet you're a leaf. I'll lynch your ass if you even try to ban me
>>706618171
>good looking and charismatic
let's see a pic to prove it
>inb4 I don't have to prove anything
>>706596844
Im in love with remy
18
I'm a 4/10. larger fellow, but not obese fuck
Don't talk to many people.
Grew up with shitty parents so never really knew how to socialize until highschool.
By then it was too late. Everyone thought i was fucking weird as shit.
Get a few friends.
Have a good group of friends that don't remember me much previous years. Yay
Still no bitches.
Plus I don't have a job or car. It's really difficult to get a job because I live in the middle of the fucking countryside, so any place to apply for jobs is like 20 minutes either way.
I feel once I get out into the world, I'll start dating more. Doesn't bother me now. Jerkin it works
>>706618281
Everyone in r9k thinks they're handsome & smart
20
Never really, actually tried to have a relationship with a girl or initiate a NIS. Have always flirted with girls but never taken it further than that, don't know why, have always been too preoccupied and conscious for my own good.
>>706597107
Time to get a hooker bic boi
>>706618723
> I've had a lot of women swooning over me but I genuinely don't care, I hate people and having to deal with their bullshit.
Kek. I bet this guy is as "charismatic" in public as he says he is
>>706618772
But I have, Chinese massage parlors, they were still tight af
21, was to shy to do it with any girls in the past, continue to live like a elitist bastard that is better than anyone, probably should pork a 6/10 and get it over with./
>>706596844
>28 years old.
>I'm a virgin because I was born with an confluence of unlucky alleles.
>>706618281
>>706618723
>>706618841
>mfw these jealous cucks
First off I'm too lazy to actually post a pic, second I'm not like other every user here who's an attention seeking faggot who needs validation from strangers on an anime message board.
>I bet this guy is as "charismatic" in public as he says he is
I wouldn't expect an autist like you to understand how easy it is to fake being sociable and likable. It's easy, so fucking easy it's like walking through a park.
>>706619486
>First off I'm too lazy to actually post a pic
>>706619486
>too lazy
rofl, but you weren't too lazy to post a butthurt reply to all of us. My guess is some 5/10s will wave your way and talk to you every once in a while, just to be normal/nice, and in your autistic mind that is them "swooning" over you
>>706604244
u fuckin suck
im x100 better at anything u can do fucker
18
Can't get over her so i can't nut in another :/
>>706619620
>rofl, but you weren't too lazy to post a butthurt reply to all of us.
Faster and easier for me to tell you that I could give a shit than take an actual photo so yeah...
>My guess is some 5/10s will wave your way and talk to you every once in a while, just to be normal/nice, and in your autistic mind that is them "swooning" over you
Your autist rage is showing. Read my post again I never said these girls who wanted to jump my nuts were good looking, lots a fucking white trash hambeasts in my part of the country always trying to move up the social ladder by trying to snag a guy who knows how to dress and take care of himself.
I'm not a virgin, used to wrestle back at my elma matter so I've stuffed a few cheerleaders from Elizabethtown junior high
>>706620171
> guy who knows how to dress and take care of himself
Oh, dear god, you're 'that' one
18
Highschool was shit and I never tried, plus I was too quiet. College looks promising though.
>>706598390
33 here, i ony did it once with an escort, didnt even cum and now i fear failing with a real girl. im not even fat, just social retarded.
>>706596844
1.) 10
2.) Op is a fag
>>706620373
>mfw most of the relationships in my area are black guys with poor white trash hambeasts
I ain't black but that's how fucking low the bar is in my area. Pussy is real easy to get in my area if you have zero standards.
>>706621057
if you're as hot as you pretend you are you could still find someone. qt3.14s are everywhere
>>706621252
What part of "not giving a shit" and "hating people" don't you understand?
>>706621466
you'd only hate people because you can't ever be part of an in group
>>706617915
double 69's, can't resist :')
Don't feel bad anon, I'm not kidding, I'm about 4 myself, I was freaking out because before I thought I was at least 5, and I still wasn't too thrilled with that, but then I got the ruler and.. :'(
But I don't care, because I know that when I'm in bed, I'll be going ham regardless of the bunny rabbit stroke game.
>>706621545
No I actually am part of an in group. I have large circle of friends who constantly badger me to hangout and do stuff with them. I don't like doing it but I have to maintain the facade that I'm a normal person.
>18
don't want to regret mt first time like most hornfags
>>706596844
>1.your age
19
>2.why do you think you still are one
i am beta as fuck
get in this discord
https://discord.gg/4nmtAhh
https://discord.gg/4nmtAhh
https://discord.gg/4nmtAhh
>20
> fat and awkward
>>706624777
this advertisement genuinely made me cry with cringe. (not really <_< )
>>706598054
>skinny fat
>Hi my name is SKINNY PENIS.
First thing I thought of.
Kek
Sorry you can't use the I'm fat excuse
>>706620838
viagra, cialis she wont ever know
18
Insecurities, antisocial
>>706625326
no, they can use the "fat" excuse.
but they also forgot the "broke" excuse.
19 and I'm asexual
>>706624777
so bad
>>706625748
>>706596844
18
Im pretty awkward around most girls I don't know and I'm bad at taking hints
I'm 8 and I fucked all ur mums kek
19, have dated and gotten blowjobs but self confidence due to my body prevents me from stripping down to have sex. Working out now so I can get over being a pussy while making myself more appealing to better looking women.
