Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
You did. But it's okay, I can also cry alone in my corner.
7-10 business days until I get my glasses
miku = homura btw if you didn't know
>pic is proof
I actually tried ketchup on bananas. It's strangely good. Like milkshakes and french fries. Or syrup and mashed potatoes.
i was reffering to the argument you had with the Uta claimer lol, ah you probably dont even remember
planning to do anything meanwhile?
yea it happened out of nowhere, just system 32 decided to stop
OH WATCH OUT WATCH OUT WATCH OUT, Nep out of nowhere!
I do recall that one.
I'm going to visit my grandma quite soon here.
Nooooo! It sent me to the home screen I thought that meant you disconnected
I'll get /waifu/ to take a shower or bath sooner or later!
I take one in the morning though. And it's 6 PM, not 5 AM.
>this image is hosted at mangafox
You fucked up, son. Go take a shower.
Nah, it leaves you with the chat and gives you the notification "Stranger has disconnected.".
I actually wanted to take one, so I'm rerolling.
That lack of words might make up for some good jokes or whatever.
Basically she has enough pics for me to never have to binge into the black holes known as tumblr and deviant-art.
Hey that's my discord tag.
why should i watch out for such a qt?
just visiting? or a special occasion?
But, it's not 5 AM. I take my showers at that time, not the current time.
Time for a shower!
Be back in like, 15 minutes.
Are the discord people finally coming back to post?
That's what the 5 hours is for
Threads won't be as dead anyway..
No no, we don't lack words, we just don't have any that are unnecessary. If you earned it, you deserve it, and to deserve it you must have earned it. Having two words is inefficient.
Stay away from deviant art, you'll only find low quality pic of subhuman fetishes.
Awwwww yissssss, now we both can do it together.
>I don't have such a mean looking shiro, so just project your imagination onto the base I provided.
I've gotta leave now.
>Stay away from deviant art
Wiser words have yet to be spoken
>pic related, a glimpse into DA
That's an interesting point of view.
>If you earned it, you deserve it
What about when it comes to luck based events? You might have been the worst player of the game but your dice roll single handedly won it, did you deserve the prize?
Since Germans are known for their raging attitude in games I expected them to have some good words to say that the opponent didn't deserve the win or something like that.
I've found decent art there, it's just rare.
So refreshing. My entire body feels rejuvenated.
Are we posting DA shit? Here is some DA shit.
Told you the cosplayer has a chin
>using makeup to give the illusion of eye bags
Don't have to leave just yet, but quite soon.
Heya havent seen you in a while friend whats goin on?
I'm back niggers
He's right you know, it isn't even put on well it looks like she just fucking smeared it on
That wasn't the point.
The other day Galil-chan made a joke about her chin.
I would be a good Tomoko
Told you she has a chin, dumb-ass
I'm going to visit my grandma soon, so this conversation may be cut short.
It has been quite a long time! Not much on my side, life's been boring and slow. School's been going okay. How about you? I hope everything has been going great.
how have you been doing lately thunder?
its been a while we talked
>I would be a good Tomoko
post a pic with a timestamp
I made one joke and you got all flustered over it dude.
That isn't you.
Oh thats cool have a good time! Glad to hear you are oing alright in school as well. I have been doin alright just working alot this week more than usual
Being busy can be bad or good. I enjoy being occupied with things, but not liking a lot of work is understandable.
And I know I'm a couple months late, but here's that eroge Rikka game.
I just realised that I didn't actually post my replies to people, but posted the previous reply.
I'm not a smart man
Haha thanks its all in japanese how do I play it!?
Just kind of uh, click around and figure it out. It's what I did.
Lmao alright I will do my best
Now I'll have you BEWITCHED
I'm really excited for Halloween. It's the one day where I can support Trump and people will think I'm doing it ironically. And I get to see my cute little cousins.
Tomorrow I'll eat very little food
I know this feeling well, it's a good feeling and at the same time evokes shame.
I just want what's best for our country. And I don't even live in the South.
I like your hat.
God is gone, all hope is lost and her face looks like a piece of toast.
Then why does your body look so scary?
To be honest, I would do her.
Don't deny it, you would too.
If you join a game that is all, or mostly about luck (what this one must have been, or the "worst" player couldn't have won with a lucky roll) then yes, you deserve (and earned) the outcome.
You entered a game, knowing it was about luck, took the risk, won by luck. Everyone could have done so, it's fair.
German ragers usually rage in English, so the words are pretty much the same. Use "Scheiße" and "Gottverfluchte Hurensöhne" as universal ways to display your dissatisfaction.
For further advice consult Tenryuu, the master of German salt.
True, but the good stuff is usually also uploaded elsewhere.
It happens to be a recolored lewd, so no thanks.
Did you forget that I am not my waifu?
I am just another random person on the internet, claiming Tomoko.
And that is from DA.
Do you miss someone in /waifu/ thread ?
I'm mostly ashamed that I even saved a sample
I guess I was tired when I saved that image
>that was a shit joke triggered by "cute little cousins"
That depends entirely on how brave you are.
>using apple as a euphemism for your butt
How many pens will fit in a pineapple?
I'm almost one hundred percent sure he was making a PPAP joke.
Don't worry about it, it happens once in a while even to the elitest.
You'll grow bigger boobs if you keep eating like that.
I will just say approximately 7-10.
But I was talking about an apple.
Dis nigga gets it!
Doing an assignment really makes you tired.
Or it's just the clock.
That sounds like something a tomoko would say.
Oh you live in the same timezone as me. That is nice. Good luck with your assignment!
What a coincidence.
>Best idol claimed.
O N E O F F
I'll give you this anyway though.
Shit happens every now and then
>You'll grow bigger boobs if you keep eating like that.
But I don't want to be a cowtits..
Oh nice! What country do u live in then?
I don't know what PPAP is.
What do you mean?
>what this one must have been, or the "worst" player couldn't have won with a lucky roll
Blizzard games, that's how they work.
The German B thing reads S right? So that would be your equivalent to "shit".
Maybe Amatsu has a metabolism like mine and can eat whatever she wants without ruining her DFC.
Well. Breakfast is slower than yesterday.
Both of you or well your last waifu but yeah you!
Probably both to be honest Stella
Ohhhh shit its little devil Maki!
>The German B thing reads S right?
>I don't want to be a cowtits...
Yes you do! YES YOU DO!
Russia. Well lived. I am in Egypt at the moment. The place I live in is between time-zones so I choose this one so I don't have to change the time.
Sad. But I have gotten quads yesterday already so that's enough for me.
Don't tell me what to do!
I told you how many fits. Have fun with that information.
Haruhi Fujioka is clearly the toppest tier waifu
With the amount of food I eat without gaining any weight, I'm not surprised by that
The megu in me is dead
No I do not! I DO NOT
Wouldn't be the first time.
aye, she does have rather large eyes
Why yes it is. How goes it, Boss?
Another tally for tor the nicknames. Heh, how's it hanging?
If you dont DFC, you don't love me...
The letter is a combination of a long s "ſ" and a "z". Hence the name, eszett.
If you look at old German logo, e.g. of beer or newspapers you'll often find the letter ſ used for s.
The sound is somewhere bewteen s and z, so a bit sharper than the English z.
Look it up on YouTub
Holy shit an actual Russian?
Oh my God this is both awesome and horrible at the same time
That's a really cute picture
I will ask Putin to nuke you wherever you are.
Ive known this...
Haha its been too long its hanging alright I guess just very tired my car died working on getting a new one right now
Be back in a minute gotta go for a sec
Damn. Well. At least the journey was worth it, right?
And skipped. Forget I ever asked.
It's apparently not even just a German thing.
Cold is almost gone now, I can training again tomorrow~
What about you?
But I love DFC!
And you're the best DDs for a reason
At least you're not Iowa...
Sorry to disappoint
I wasn't even aware this is a thing. Wish my language had cool characters like that but all we have is ç and a few accents.
kek'd. It was a new thing to try that's all. But it was full of pain that journey you talking about. 0/10 never doing again. Unless it's pegging.
Why though, I'm a huge slavaboo
>Not even giving it a chance
>inb4 "it looks dumb"
I didn't see you there Felix
Daily reminder that pegging is gay
Because I don't have to. Twitch has been memeing it pretty well. So fuck it.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT DUDE YOURE ALIVE HOWS IT BEEN?!?!?!?!?
Well, you may have less variety, but you got such an enormous surplus of the same letters, that you just add 2-7 silent ones on every word, so you have that going for you.
Also the ſ isn't used anymore, except for maybe calligraphy.
Anyway, it's getting hella late and I need some sleep.
See you around!