REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
k
Bullshit
Why not give it a shot
Doubt it but it's worth a shot at this point.
bet
By this time tomorrow or before,
And do I gotta talk to her or will she come to me?
Help
>>707522465
could it be?
>>707522465
What about MGTOW?
looks like a guy
thats hot
>>707522465
Bullshit
>>707522465
Fuck
I don't believe you
Did this yesterday, it didn't work ;-;
Worth a shot
>>707522465
That's fucking gay
Aye
>>707522465
as long as she has a nice bleached boipucci...
Aight, kek bless me
>>707522771
Someone answer this for me too please
>>707522465
sure
>>707522953
she's beautiful
pls
I will try anything to escape the lonely he'll I have made for myself
bless me
>>707523178
whos that?
Might as well
ill give it a try
pls
Hope
>>707522465
Can't risk it.
pls op
finly i been waitin for a gf hope tihs work here goes nothinh
h00
>>707523339
the girl in op's pic
eliza :3
>>707522465
My body is ready
My attaman is worried you are actually a Q-like entity and might send me a dead person though.
>>707522465
I tried this last time and I did not get a girlfriend, so I'm going to need some authentication on your claims.
Nice, one more relationship for me to ruin.
Oh joy!
Desperate
*-$-*
:vvvv
>>707522465
ok, but I think I'm too stupid to achieve that.
I'm listening
>>707522465
pls
Saved
Pls kek
Ok then
Gonna shoot her down.
Make it so!
I wish
>>707522465
Ill reply so mine doesn't leave
Praise Kek!
Pls I'm desperate
>>707523178
Stop posting my waifu's pictures
im gay
Besides the sex and good company (sometimes), there are plenty of downsides. whoops, I replied.
praise
>>707522465
Hell, I just might who fucking knows?
thanks mr skeltal
Might as well
I started typing and got a message on Tinder. Neat.
Still a faggy thread though.
Nigger faggot wizards
Fuck
>>707523744
i am her faggot
>>707523486
I have a fable for girls with dilated pupils, or maybe I watch too much anime.
>>707523744
so the "13" is her age?
Maybe
Why not
But... I'm married...
Fuck it.
>>707523486
She's cute
Post more :3
got nothing to lose anyway
Lies
>>707522465
OP, will you be my girlfriend? All you have to do is look good in a dress. I need my family off my back about being single.
Bs
Dubbz and it's true
>>707522465
going for it.
>>707523966
twitter.com/ciorooo is her twitter, she accepts all requests
>>707522465
What if I want a boyfriend instead?
>>707522465
fuck it, nothing better to do, might as well, i hope she will confess to me, i already know the grill i want
Can I get a job instead?
>>707522465
replied now we wait
>>707523894
Do you play overwatch?
>>707522771
this time tomorrow
you gotta talk to her.
>>707522465
Please God, give me Savannah and let her be the freak I want
I know I'm a selfish asshole
>>707522465
fuck off
>>707523894
Proof it then
Pls give me attention :(
Ok
k.
Sure, why not?
I want boobanus two snek in my boot
gimme
Yay
>>707523894
You got a dirty mouth. What are you doing later? I'll share my tendies with you.
>>707522465
full. of. shit.
I already have a gf what do I do?
Sure I will
Okay
Don't you fuck with me, OP.
Sad that it's come to this
>>707522465
What are you LeafyIsHere?
well i hope this works
>>707522465
Plz
good post
good as anything else
bs
yea
>>707522465
>>707523894
Timestamp
pls daddy
Lolk
>>707522465
Alright
oh boy oh boy i cant wait!
Bet
I better have a hot as girlfriend tomorrow.
>>707522465
ro//
>>707524057
It's protected :(
More fake than nx leaks
>>707524373
she accepted my request
work your magic op
im so lonely, i dont believe in god, magic, luck, curses, witchcraft, sorcery, ghosts, etc etc etc, but somehow please let this work
>As if
ITT: me i suppose
>>707522465
replying just to prove you wrong
Ayyy
It'd be the first time in 37 years but okay
>i've been talking to a grill every day for two months
I might finally have a gf /b/
cmon Alex Morgan
>>707522465
yeah gonna go with no on that one
Hahaha just ran a mile and half
Why not?
K
But I don't want a girlfriend.
Why not
>by tomorrow
>it's 10 pm here
That hoe better come crashing through my fucking window in the next 2 hours anon
JUST FUCKING GIMME IM CLOSE ALREADY
lol k
>>707522465
the only thread ill reply to
I wish
>>707522465
pls
>>707522465
I just want Christina back :(
Kay
>>707522465
I'm willing to try as long as it's her again
>>707522465
Give me one with a pussy faggot op
>>707522465
If only it were that simple OP
>>707522465
That would be an impressive feat given I effectively don't exist to the world.
Though, I don't want a girlfriend, I want a compatible girlfriend. The former being a trivial status that would mostly lead to a dysfunctional and ultimately failed relationship on it's own and would be easy enough to obtain by simply disregarding all standards. Not to suggest my standards are high, they're not, they're simply uncommon.
Please
>>707522465
come on.
Posting for this to happen
>>707522465
9pm, desperate enough to reply anyway
Kek
Fuck it why not
Plz
>>707522465
pascal
sure, fuck it.
>>707524779
That was autistic as fuck
Autist on /b/ finds one weird trick to get girlfriends fast. eHarmony hates him.
eh
I'm so lonely pls
black magic
>>707522465
lol, k
>>707524469
>mfw no twitter account
NUT
>>707522465
Sure, why not
>>707524999
thx for trips
>>707522465
nuh uh....
ok
please
>>707522465
nigger
why not
>>707523894
I want to lick your butthole.
cool
nigger
I need girlfriend (has to be 8+/10 tho)
One can dream can' they?
>>707522465
I WANT TO BELIEVE.
I LIKE PEARS
>>707522465
A man can dream OP, a man can dream.
Make this hapen OP....pls
yes pls
>>707522465
idek
why when anime girls are so much better
bet
Sad cunt ... Shit I just replied! Shut I'm a sad cunt
Why do you lie?
>>707522465
please
Hahaha
My last chance
>>707522465
plz
>>707522465
aite time to be lucky
>>707522465
dreams
>>707522465
I hope meme magic works this time
I hope this works
>>707524108
>you gotta talk to her
Ha, nice one anon
>>707522465
It won't hurt to try for the hundredth time.
>>707522465
Please dear god
>>707525158
Only if you are a 8+/10
Here goes nothi
>>707522465
sure, why not
>tfw you'll never hold her hand
>>707522465
yes
>>707522465
yea sure, whatever
Might as well try...
pls
Yolo
>>707522465
i mean like
5 dollars is 5 dollars
>>707522465
I defy your curse!
Show me your power!
OP better not be a fag
i'm already married, does this mean i get a mistress?
Cinnamon is the winna mon
>>707524658
by tomorrow doesn't mean before tomorrow, stupid fuck
Fuck it
k
Last time there was one of these threads I replied, and sure enough the next day my hand grew back.
>>707524469
Is that her real account?
Nigger
Yeah rightooo
>>707522465
.twitch chemicalprincess raid
nothing to lose
Kek
>>707522465
W o r t h a s h o t
Check my dubs. Girlfiend confirmed
Fuck it
k
>>707522465
piggers
>>707522465
Ohkoi
done.
ok
>>707522465
don't want one rn but what the heck
>>707522465
oh really
>>707522465
ok
k
got nothing to lose
>>707522465
xD pls
>>707522465
Fuck you old men.
She'll probably look like a fucking truck
Fuck I have to
anything for the memes
kek
>>707522465
Better not let my wife found out!
>>707522465
Dam
>>707522465
Give me my darling please
This really how far ive fallen?
>>707522465
>>707524108
Talk to all the girls!!!!
>>707522465
Probably not. Wow, how I have fallen, I once was the epitome of ladies man and womaniser. Depressions fucks your shit up hard man.
>>707522465
Sure
>>707522465
I believe him, yo. I don't know why but I do.
>>707522465
for science
I fuckin wish
Please
>>707522465
God help me
>>707522465
I want to habeeb it
>>707522465
I hate niggers. I hate Jews. I hate spics and Arabs too.
pls i want a girlfriend my wife is a bitch
Can't hurt to try.
I'm desperate as fuck
kek
>>707522465
Waddup
>>707522465
don't want a girlfriend
>>707526236
Pretty much this. The pubes on my balls are over two inches long.
>>707522465
fuck you, don't give me false hope
Givin it the ole college try
If only it was true, was with someone for 4 years, she left me and I've been single for a year now.
I'm just here for Eliza's foot pics.
>>707522465
I call bs but k
Thanks m8
Desperate
I'll give this a shot.
K
they say boy you a psycho
This is horseshit....alright I'll try it
>>707522465
*shrugs* why not
I wish
Replying, but am doubtful. So, sage.
pls be mine
But I want a boyfriend
>>707522465
now why the fuck would i want some nagging bitch?
Rolllll Lui
>>707522465
tfw no gf
*sigh* one day....
>>707522465
please friend
if this doesn't work ima fuck my hamster
>>707522465
I'm talking to a hella cute girl right now so I might as well try even though we've been talking for only two days.
Plz op.
>>707522465
fucken kek
Im Xavier James. Black dude from Virginia Beach
>>707522465
What could go wrong?
>>707522465
bullshit my nig
>>707522465
Fuck it. I may as well.
Enjoy your internet attention, from a bunch of anonymous strangers, who you will never meet, and who will never meet you. I hope that the amount of attention makes your shitty little life seem a little less shitty for a while. I hope that you feel popular, because fuck knows that you aren't outside of here.
>>707522465
Doubt
>Cross-finger.JPG
>inb4 homicidal yandere
i'm completely fine with that
You're all mine now Skylar
I don't belive you but I can't take chances at this point. Dubs for qt trap gf
I happen to be going somewhere with a girl tomorrow. I hope this pays off.
>>707522465
pls
>>707522465
pls
here's hoping
Please
r u sure
>>707522465
COME ON
