Continuation of jobs of /b >>707793064
I love hearing what other anons are doing. Still working at little Caesars making 8.50
>>707806603
I just got picked up by a construction firm. It's... Actually pretty fuckin' fun.
I work at the VA hospital center $15hr
>>707806763
Cold in the winter, hot in the summer. What makes it fun? Driving big ass trucks around?
>>707806603
I'm a warehouse supervisor making 33.84 Ph. But I'm about to bang my fiancé at the moment.
>>707806603
Head chef at Wendy's
$8.50
>>707807242
Lel
>Head chef
Props to thinking positive
>>707806603
working in germanys adult education sector für 20€ pro Stunde
Flip burgers at steak n shake making $9.20 an hour.
>>707807790
There the bomb
>be me, 24
>work in local shopping mall
>store operator at sports apparel store and sales associate at Finish Line
>sell sportsfan clothing to middle-aged white folk and their kids
>sell 59FIFTY's and snapbacks to niggers
>sell insoles and "walking" shoes to old white folk
>sell Air Force Ones and lame-ass J's to niggers
>constantly have to eyeball niggers so they don't steal (every FUCKING day)
>but white people are soooooo evil
>mfw can't wait to go back to school next semester
>>707806603
Radio. $75,000 a year.
Janitor at a manufacturing facility. $8.35 hr. It's a shame I have no experience driving a forklift or I could apply there and make $15.50 hr. Fuck my life.
>>707808139
OK its African Americans. Born from the shit genetics of slaves. Native Africans in America are usually nice and speak normal English, like most in France.
Computer programmer. $40hr
>>707808330
well, what are you waiting to learn how to forklift?
>student
>-10k a year
>part time chinese delivery
>12k a year cash
I'm basically "unemployed" while paying off debt as I go. Will finish school with no debt
>>707808207
I want to in radio
how do?
35, so cal, sr product manager at a medical device company. $125k/year +20%bonus
>>707808402
Cute bait, but I'll bite
Where the hell do you live in America that native Africans are more polite? Most real Africans in this country are illiterate dickheads who bully everyone to get their way and pretend that they don't know customs or English when called out on their shit. I've Even had regular black folk tell me "Yeah, most Africans are assholes"
>>707806603
Stay at home dad. My wife makes enough. And my kid and me go fishing and hunting all day
I build EM weapons
I work at this self owned gas station getting paid $12 an hour. Our boss is a self entitled prick who thinks that him having a business degree makes him better than anybody without some sort of degree. He treats people like they're literally retarded when they do/say things he thinks are wrong. I've dealt with a lot of shit in the year I've been there but at this point I figured there's not much left I can fuck up on because he leaves me alone. Also, getting paid weekly, getting the days I need off and being able to request them last minute, our Christmas bonus, getting major holidays off, and most importantly, getting to tell customers off instead of that "the customer is always right" bullshit is great. Also, fucking with tweakers when they ask for Garcia Vegas (we've got different kinds, ones in glass tubes and ones in foil so I always grab the foil ones first until the specify they want glass lmao) is always fun. Oh and I'm always high so that makes things bearable.
banker in a third world country, just 12k/year, which is not bad for how much i spend, actually
web analytics researchers for Wendy's. 80k/yr
Supervisor in a factory making 19 a hour. I'm 24 years old.
Dishwasher at Blaze Pizza
$8.25 an hour
research and development for Wendy's. 180 thousand a year.
Environmental Services at the local hospital. Basically a janitor but I really only do floors. Can't complain, pretty fun job just running equipment all night.
janitor for Wendys. $55/hr
Lawyer fag here. I represent employees that are illegally underpaid. Minimum wages, overtime, and other shit. Questions?
>be me
>be 46
>be on /b
>see job post
>unemployed
>>707809902
Dublin Ohio right?
>>707806603
IT Analyst for a construction company. Currently contract to hire at $18/hr.
Most of my time lately is spent feilding helpdesk tickets, but my main focus is on virtual desktop infrastructure, server administration, and jobsite internet and workstation setup
Sucking cock for 1 million a day.
>>707810221
I have to go to California for my job next week I have to travel on Sunday and won't get back until next Saturday should they pay me double time?
Full time student, also do retail sales full time for $16. I have my own small importing business on the side.
>>707809118
any tips for a new stay at home dad?
Convenience store clerk
$10.50/hr
Surprisingly decent benefits since it's a local chain
More than I was making in a management position at my last job at KFC. Fuck that place.
>>707810460
Sounds like a lot of work for a measly $18/hr
>>707810212
if this is real i want to hear the story behing this plz
Trader joes. $10 an hour
>>707810690
How old are you?
>>707806972
True and true, my dude. Bundle up, strip down, fixes everything.
Corny as it sounds? Keeping busy and seeing that busting my ass actually has tangible results. Beats sitting behind a register all day.
And sometimes. Lots of drywalling and putting in insulation for the next crew to come through before we work on the next half of the retirement home we're working on.
Shift manager, Subway, $11/hr. The management group that runs all the Subways in town want to bump me up to manager at another one of their stores, at $15/hr, but I have a 4yo, and no one to watch her.
Amazon warehouse worker, $12.50/hr
Working as a game artist in China
Make about 60k yearly
Snowmaker at a ski resort in Colorado, $10.15/hr, I get to ride almost every day so can't complain. I'm 18
>>707810729
honestly, its the cushiest job i've ever had. once i become an actual employee i'll get a considerable raise.
Window washer 40$ an hour
Unemployed for one month nigga
Was an IT Support engineer for a year though, 16k a year, looking for the same line of work atm
Working as a stockroom supervisor for a well known shoe company , making $10 an hour
>>707810614
Get a job
>Deli clerk
>8.15 , x half on sundays
Its a chilling job just deciding on what i should get a second job as.
Thinking of serving, anyone got any tips or recommendations?
>>707810518
California law is super employee friendly. It's likely that California labor law will kick in, at least for the time that you're in CA per Sullivan v. Oracle Corp. (Sullivan II), 51 Cal. 4th 1191 (Cal. 2011).
Based on California's law, you'll probably go into double time at some point.
>>707811155
Can you see through the windows? If so what's the craziest thing you've seen?
>>707811431
fair enough.
Clerk at a grocery store.
12.20/hour
Sommelier. $50K a year, plus another $10K or so in consulting work if I have the time.
>>707810836
You're a fucking dumbass
Lawyer fag here. Any more legal questions on wages or overtime? USA only please, cause 'Merica.
My office
>>707810614
Stop going on 4chan and take care of your kids
>>707811490
Awesome I'm supposed to work 70 - 80 hours
>>707811763
Is it worth getting into a union?
Credit repair telemarketer (all inbound) I make between 15 and 30 and hour depending on how well I do for the week. 25 years old, fuck I wish I went to college.
>>707810614
Lots of patients and have routines. Sleep when they sleep and buy easy quick meals for yourself.
18, Toys R Us Distribution Center, $12.55 an hour
>>707811866
makes sense.
>>707811493
Once saw a lady with a big collection of dildos on her bed. So many stories once on a condo building a naked girl star cleaning her windows from the inside while I was doing it on the out side best day of work so far
>>707811906
thankyou
>>707811925
I pity you.
>>707811866
Mine is sleeping
Universal Studios. Stage manager. $28 an hour
Bottom of the totem pole at Ross
I make like $9.20 or something an hour, whatever minimum wage is
As far as retail work goes, it's actually pretty chill. Very little bullshit.
>>707811869
Also, CA law might extend the time that is actually "compensable" as time worked. For example, "waiting to purchase a ticket, check baggage, or board a mode of transport, is time for which the employee must be paid."
Mind you, I'm not a CA lawyer, so this is simply academic.
>>707812150
Meh, first job is first job. It's easy.
>>707808136
They're*
own video production company in los angeles. $100/hr
>>707806603
>/b
fuck off
>>707811880
*not the person you were asking but I'm in a union so I feel qualified to answer*
In my biased opinion they are most definitely worth it as long as you're willing to work hard as most union apprenticeships last 4-5 years, but once you become a journeyman you can make upwards of $40/hr. I've been in the steamfitters union for 10 years now and make $43.16/hr or just over $100k/year with overtime
>>707812260
Fuck was thinking of working at a ross. So they start at minimum then huh ?
Thats 7.25 in texas bruh , but fuck it man hows the work ? You a cashier ?
assistant to very famous movie director - $40k/yr
>>707811880
Sometimes you won't have a choice about unions. I get lots of people complaining about how their unions don't do shit to help employees - but some of these people just don't realize that their problem is stupid or they simply aren't entitled to what they want.
Unions sometimes make bad contracts that prevent us lawyers from really hitting the employer hard and getting the employees their money.
>>707812115
Also make one day a week to get out of the house no kids or wife
Drive luxury cars daily. Rich people are gross
>>707812472
But you've got to pay to join them or some shit right ? Also do you need a trait or skill ? Also they help you get jobs eh ?
Sorry for the lame ass questions man
>>707808139
do you have any stories of catching people shoplifting?
>>707812723
Lawyer fag again. Generally, you need to pay union dues out of each wage payment you get. Each union will have their own CBA with every employer, which spells out the rights and terms of employment.
>>707808402
>>707809066
I live in Kansas and know 1 actual African (and technically good family as well). He is from Kenya and is a Doctor. He is actually incredibly nice and visits Kenya every year to see his friends in his tribe. He knows English very well and doesn't ever play like he doesn't. That being said the majority of things I hear, state that both niggers and Africans are shitheads
>be me
> 25
> fuck one of my clients at work
> very nice lady
Union extra/background performer.....i do pretty good for myself by doing absolutely fucking nothing,
>>707806603
Work at Ford
Factory work... Let me tell you
>Mondays are great for contemplating suicide
>Tuesdays are great for thinking of reasons to cheat on my gf
>Wednesdays are great comming up with excuses to go out to the bars
>Thursdays are perfect for bringing in more booze cause of my hangovers
>Fridays are my days off... Thanking myself for not offing myself
>Saturdays are great for overtime... And then regretting taking said overtime
>Sundays are great for overtime... And then I remind myself that Monday is tomorrow...
Fuck
My
Life
But on the bright side I earn way more then any of my friends from high school
>>707812723
You do have to pay dues to the union but the benefits out way then by far. You're paid an hourly rate then they tack on the benefits so I make $43.16/hr plus healthcare, pension, etc. and it comes out to be more like $63/hr. As far as the apprenticeship goes you have to pay for books and that's about it all schooling is free and a good amount of it your paid to go to.
>>707812931
Thanks lawyer fag youre a true /b/ro. Do you perhaps have any experience in automotives by chance ? Ive got this car and for 2 years now or so and i havent changed the title. Will it be expensive as fuck or could i possible just be able to pay the 100-300
security
95/hr
>>707810402
Then get the fuck off of /b and get a job you fucking lazy shit.
Night custodian at an elementary school
25.50/hour
>>707812472
Lawyer fag again. I agree, for most instances, unions are sufficiently worth it, especially from a grievance and disciplinary standpoint. They aren't worth it when the unions screw the pooch on litigation remedies.
>>707810836
Please kill yourself.
Full time student and part time (25-35 hours weekly) pizza delivery driver, min wage + tips.
I was made redundant at my last job so in lieu of taking unemploymentbuxx I opted to go back to school, so it's being paid for by that and a Pell grant.
Going to school for infosec. Wish me luck /b/ros
Work at an FBO, or fixed base operator. Basically service planes for rich people.. 11 an hour full time
Union extra/background performer here in Los Angeles.....i do pretty good for myself by doing absolutely fucking nothing, Also I just treated myself to little caesars tonight.
>>707806603
I'm an administrator for the STOP program at a rehabilitation facility in SoCal, I also manage one of the house. Basically I get parolees state funding to attend rehab and make sure we are in compliance with the state. I make $13/hr but I get free rent and food and a car with free gas. I'm 21
>>707806603
Sales... $11 plus commission.
I hate my life.
>>707812547
You're gonna be getting shit for hours, at least at first, if you go to the retail side. Loss Prevention tends to get thrown right into 40 hours a week but that work is mind-numbingly boring (to me at least - depending on who you talk to it's just "easy money" but I go insane when I need to cover their work temporarily.)
As far as the retail stuff I normally do...it's fucking retail, that's about it. There's very little required of you that's stupid or unreasonable, though. There's no stock room with extra stuff, so a customer just has to deal with it if we don't have something they want. We have no itemized inventory, so we don't call other stores to check if they have something. Purchases aren't stored for easy lookup if someone forgets their receipt but want to return something - their problem if they forget. There is a customer service survey, but nobody does it and the store only cares about them if it's particularly angry. There's no script to follow at the register; ask how the customer is doing and smile, that's about as much as they WANT you to do. There's no club card either, so no pushing that on customers.
If you just hate retail work then avoid it. Within the spectrum of retail, though, it's not bad; like I say to customers who ask about how it is, it's pretty chill.
>>707813251
Lawyer fag. I get your point, but understand that you're essentially paying for your own benefits out of the $63/hr. It's not always clear if you would've been better off purchasing your own insurance. At the very least, you're permanently paying a fee for an organization to manage your benefits and negotiations, which may be worth it... it just isn't that clear.
>>707813903
Doesn't seem that bad for a 2nd job , they drug test ?
>>707812258
Bullshit.
>>707813294
Lawyer fag here. Not sure what the issue is here. There might be a sales tax for the vehicular sale/gift. Make sure your insurance and registration is okay, or else you might get fucked harder than you think if you get pulled over.
>>707813937
Sup lawyer.
I like your money.
How does the bitches treat you when they know you got money?
Who home depot here
>>707814204
Lawyer fag here. Well, lawyers don't exactly have a uniform like doctors or baseball players. It's how you carry yourself. Nice suit, a big balls attitude, and you've got the people asking if you're a lawyer... maybe even a nice smile from the ladies from time to time.
>>707814098
I didn't get tested, but I can't say for certain if they won't test anyone who's new. I might've just gotten lucky because the store manager who was there needed people working quickly.
It's the kind of business with "at will" testing which, from what I've seen, translates to "we'll only test if we stand to lose way more money by not doing so."
Aquisitions manager for a defense export firm. Only American firm working with Belarus.
>>707814710
Nice try, but you know that is a red herring.
So, how do the bitches treat you when they realise your money?
Just curious.
Night security guard for a doctor's office/ classic car collection
>get paid 11/hr cash to have insomnia
>average day at work involves smoking weed, watching Netflix and jerking my dick
>fuckingsweet.gg
>>707815077
Lawyer fag here. Based on your question, it can be posed to anyone that makes a substantial income... the primary element in your question is the money not the legal profession. Ask a successful drug dealer instead.
>>707814310
Former home Depot here. Used to work the night shift
>>707815594
Hey lawyer guy
How old are you?
Where did you go to school?
Are you with a firm?
>>707814976
So you sell weapons to Belarus?
>>707815865
Lawyer fag here.
>How old are you?
No.
>Where did you go to school?
No.
>Are you with a firm?
Possibly.
>>707815594
I don't deny the question is poised at your money and not profession.
Why should I ask a successful drug dealer?
It's straight forward, but I guess you could do what you do best and side step the question. That's fine.
I can deduce there are a couple of probable reasons you would do so.
It's either for my benefit or yours, but I'd negate it's for mine...
What's your lover like?
>>707815609
Gonna try getting some night position in cali. Whats it like and what not
>>707816126
Lawyer fag here.
>I don't deny the question is poised at your money and not profession.
Poised tho?
> What's your lover like?
They're okay.
>>707806603
Welders helper, about to certify and start working by myself in the shop, $14 currently it'll be about 18 or 19 by next year
>>707816071
1. Oh fuck man better not reveal my age or the pro hackerz of 4chin r gona get me. Just trying to gauge your experience friend.
2. So ... DeVry then?
3. Are you a partner yet?
2.
>>707810963
This guy knows what's up. Gave up a similar job when my joints started giving out for an office gig. Miss seeing tangible results and getting paid to drive in warm weather with my windows down.
>>707816300
Imagine hell but with more mexicans
>>707806603
ITfag, 'project engineer' which means I get to architect people's businesses from scratch which is cool, but MY GOD the hours are off the fucking leash. $60/hr theoretically, but it's salaried and when you break it down it's more like $35-40/hr. Not actually worth it, I wanna see my wife sometimes
>>707816374
Aha! Tho! Yeah! Awesome!
I'm still a loser. I want to be you.
I'll cry in my sleep tonight.
>>707816300
It was fucking fun. It was like a party every night almost. We used to throw little pvc elbow joints at each other, open silica packets and throw them, call each other faggots over the p.a. My coworker used to go behind customers when the store opened and moan when he picked up a box or something. Used to moan "lick my balls" behind them too lmao
>>707816575
How old are you IT guy?
What do you have your degree in?
What are the hours like?
Lawyer fag here.
>Why should I ask a successful drug dealer?
Cause not trying to be a complete tool in this thread.
>>707812258
California or Florida?
30, Hardware Reliability Lead, 120k salary + bonus. Still living off cup noodles and cardboard boxes because fuck living expense in San Francisco.
I do nothing.
I get four grand a month to do nothing.
sales associate at Best Buy making $10/h
bout to jerk it
>>707809066
Sounds like you just described a majority of white people.
AV Technician $22 an hour
>>707806603
Dude I work at a little Caesars too and I make double what you make wtf
>>707816797
At best buy?
>>707806603
I was stuck at 8.25 just quit before you kill yourself I know I did
>>707816865
have before but not this time
>>707816790
Why? Whos giving you this money?
>>707816723
40's, no degree, it's like 60-70 hours a week just to keep up with all the shit, it's a tiny little MSP and we're waaay understaffed
>>707816588
Lawyer fag here. Don't be sad.
33 years old, Senior Safety Consultant for a PEO
78K a year plus company car and they cover my licensing costs
>>707816841
Thats a load of shit
>>707816933
Why is best buy just the worst?
Ive never had a good experience there and anyone with half a brain buys their electronics online
>>707816747
Is it tool to be truthful?
Yeah, probably because the average person can't handle tool.
You're on /b/ tho.
Fabric store person.
Cut sell manage and clean fabric (clean as in, get it off the floor, and on the shelf looking nice)
It's a minimum wage plus 5 cents, occasional speak of promotion (but only to a position that would hurt my hands less, not pay more or give benefits).
Work with old ladies and a few girls my age, I'm gay but very lonely and this job is barely helping me financially and putting me in a social hole.
>>707817002
load of shit is right, its 4chan 99% of these motherfuckers dont have a job, in b4 some idiot hihglights this post and claims he makes 3 million every week or some dumb shit.
Work at a shitty understaffed call center doing after hour customer support for various banks. Sometimes I'm the only one taking calls for 25 banks.
If you bank with a southern US based bank and called for help after 5pm and have waited on hold for over an hour you may have spoken with me.
>>707816955
You
>>707816980
I can't be motivated while content.
I'm more motivated than I am sad.
Sad is a necessity for victory.
24 yo. Work as a host/SA (server assistant, pretty much a busser) at a fine dining establishment. Work fulltime and make between $15-$18 on average. No fucks given, life is swell and well.
>>707816975
Im sorry man that sounds tough. I hope your wife doesn't resent you because of it. I know how that feels, lost a girlfriend due to a similar situation.
>>707817002
I mean I'm an assistant manager
Village Inn making roughly $10 an hour.
>>707810023
I love that place
>>707817149
Lawyer fag. Truth is fine, but pretending to be professional is sometimes nice too.
>>707817329
What is your native country?
Trainer/Waiter at a shitty country restaurant. Average about $25/hr with tips. About to become a manager at 19. Make 52k.
>>707806603
Im a nurse (LPN) I make $22.26/hr
>>707815993
No their state owned defense industry supplies us.
Auto Parts $12.50/h
Have to deal with retards that dont know anything about cars and douches that think they know everything
>19
>Automation Technician
>currently making 13.6 a hour and 50% overtime on weekdays and 100% on non weekdays
>small family company that want to employ me but i don't know if i should take it...
>>707817725
Non weekdays? Like weekends?
>>707811443
>>x.5 on sundays
Do you work at costco?
>>707817823
Yes
>>707817112
Everyone is focused on the sale, I actually like to educate people on computers instead of just trying to sell them a $1200 macbook that they dont need
Going to school for Comp Science and the amount of tards we get wants me to pull my hair out
>wants to buy i5 macbook asks me what they can download to make it an i7......
>>707817356
Naw it's all good, she works harder then me if anything, mostly cause my mom's in hospice and we gotta pay out of pocket because Medi-Cal sucks and blahblahblah long story and who cares. Still though lots got it worse, I got a roof and food and I ain't complainin
Subway, 7.5
>>707817699
How Much is that in a year
>>707817725
forgot to mention i live in sweden so i pay 30% Tax which sucks alot
>>707817978
>>wants to buy i5 macbook asks me what they can download to make it an i7
oh that's easy! he just needs to make space on his drive
>rm -rf /
Aussie FIFO worker, 1k a day. Work 6 months a year. 4 on 4 off roster. Fuck the pilbara.
>>707806603
21 y/o neet here, enjoy another day at work wagies
Unemployed atm
My last job was working for a wedding decor company got paid around 300-350 for about 2 days of work cuz we would travel somewhere and sometimes stay the night in a hotel. All cash
>>707818273
>how many geebees does this one have
Union Apprentice Wireman $26.60/h
Tons of overtime working solar though.
>MFW i see all this americans getting paid less than my province's minimun wage ($12.5/h)
Jersey Mike's - $9.50
Walgreens CSA 9.50
>>707817978
>what can i download to change the hardware of my computer?
Id imagine you probably get an endless stream of retards and old people that don't know shit about computers. Any good stories?
Im a full time student, but im working a supervisor at the off campus book store for 11 a hour.
>39 yrs old
>GED
>work overnight help desk for a convenience store corporate office
>$18.25 hr
>mainly on 4chins or playing world of warships all night
>kill me pls
CA State Parks Lifeguard 1838 an hour
>>707818772
think your ship has sailed bud
22, first job
UPS package handler
11/h
I load packages in huge trailers.
I'm the piece of shit that breaks your packages in the mail. I'm sorry
>>707818891
zero fucks given
>>707818377
better a wagie than a noncontributing zero
>enjoy your blankie, neckbeard
>>707817699
22.26x40x52=? Plus overtime, holiday pay, bonuses, minus the giant Massachusetts income tax
>>707811817
Diagnostic tech?
>>707807022
>fiancé
So?
>>707818772
Is it 99 cents store helpdesk? If it is, you need to end your life. Otherwise, that sounds awful and I sympathize with you
>>707819026
no, a convenience store
>>707818649
nothing that really sticks but i can tell you that a thousand Asians come in every day asking for the iphone 7+ like every day for a week the same group of Asians came in to ask me i their were any iphone 7+ like EVERY DAY just order that shit
another classic is when i get old people and they want to get some thing and when i ask what they are looking for tthey pull out a sheet of paper and start spouting off SKU numbers.
>"i need 546121, thats the blue one right?"
>>707806603
Security Officer in a pretty chill area making 12.50. Love it.
>>707818922
Do the stickers that say fragile or caution warrant any extra care on a package? Or does that shit just get tossed in with the rest?
>>707806603
Private estate security for the 1% and going to school for Econ(getting paid by the G.I. Bill)
>>707819286
edit ***something****
>tfw I make 80k/yr working 4hrs per week most weeks
>>707819381
How do you feel about the United States government?
>>707817112
Obviously because workers like the one in this thread are always jizzing in the electronics
>>707818941
what's the income tax?
>>707819479
Idk man
You're on 4chin
Autistic works of fiction and falsehood
>>707819625
beleive me or not, I 'work from home', doing network engineering, pretty comfy
>>707819723
>network engineering
>4hrs per week
calling bullshit
how old are you and what certs do you hold?
>>707819723
Do you have a degree?
What does your job entail?
>>707816747
>Lawyer fag
>not trying to be a complete tool
Paralegal here, calling bullshit. All lawyers are tools.
>>707812558
I'll bite
who?
>>707819490
I'm conflicted. I'm a libertarian and often an objectivist yet I'm clearing 70k / yr when I add my g.i. Bill tuition benefits.
It's funny because I was thinking of joining a three letter gov agency once I get my Econ degree, I'm a hypocrite for money.
>>707806972
Winter? What's that?
>>707819867
This is true
Also all paralegals are mexican women
So fuck off Ms. Espinoza
>>707807022
Fiancé... fag
>>707819846
>>707819852
I'm with these guys,
>>707819723
sounds like horseshit
>>I'm nice enough to take care of them, but my coworkers are merciless with their shit and just throw them around, occasionally hitting the walls of the truck with them. I think they're just numb to the stickers at this point
>>707808330
Lol. Apply somewhere else and say you have fork life ex. Fucking idiot
>>707819846
>>707819852
Got a CCNA toward the end of high school.
Have a computer engineering degree but gave up on that market and got this job instead.
I'm 26 btw, salary work and get my shit done quickly
>>707819918
Money over morals is the way to go friend. I don't know if I could ever work for the government though. As much as i feel like a fucking goofball hippie against "the man," working for the government would make my skin crawl.
>>707820193
>CCNA
not buying it, now if you would've said CCIE maybe... try harder newfag
>>707820000
quads confirm
>>707819984
You can tongue my spicy brown asshole, faggot.
>>707806603
>35
>operator
>kill "terrorists" and American soldiers that knew the truth for $120k/year tax free cash from slush fund (6 billion Hillary "lost")
>>707820112
meant for
>>707819332
>>707810613
>my own small importing business on the side
What does that involve?
>>707820193
4 hours a week?
80k a year? Without a relevant degree and only a CCNA
You're either a bullshitter or extremely lucky
>>707820347
Certs get you in the door, know how is how you get money. Again, I dont give a shit if you guys believe me, I just got paid too, going back to working on my startup prototype.
Dollar Tree, making minimum wage, thinking about killing my manager and then myself.
>>707820454
Can't speak enough spanish to keep up with the office gossip? How will you ever find out which of the lawyers is the most "fuego?"
>>707820711
As long as you're not autistic and/or socially awkward, 80k/yr isn't that big a deal. You can do marketing for that much pay and more with little to no education, and the workload is negotiable in most cases.
>>707820905
Get out
Dollar stores are toxic dead end job that promote a stagnant mentality about life
>trust me used to work at 99 cents store
>don't anymore, far less suicidal thoughts
>>707820905
kill yourself first, then manager, nobody will find out.
>>707821153
Yeah, I'm definitely trying. I'm applying pretty much everywhere. Even another minimum wage job would be better if they have more than 2 people working at any given point, because that means it won't be nearly as hard. Used to work at a grocery store, made $1 more per hour and didn't work anywhere near as hard.
>>707806603
Still working at Mongolian grill
Meat Clerk at a Grocery Store
10.20 hr
>>707820905
Or maybe you can change it up a little, have the manager kill you then make the manager kill themselves. Think outside the box for once, you autist.
>>707820308
Of course, I actually love debating ethics, philosophy, and economics with folks but I would betray my principles if it got me paid in a heartbeat. The risk has to be worth the reward however.
Come on bud, you have to understand that government is the way to a cushy high paying private sector gig.
>>707821578
learn some skills, you'll double your income at least
>>707821578
>had shit 99 cents store job for almost a year
>wanted to kill myself everyday, developed prejudices toward mexicans, shit pay and shit work
>don't leave cus lazy/ nothing else available
> get fired
>within a week, found 2 better paying jobs with better hours
>don't want to kill myself as much now
>>707822122
What's your end goal friendo? Your ideal job/ situation you're working towards?
You seem like an individual who knows what they want
>>707822160
Yeah, I'm about ready to get started on that.
>>707822348
Thanks for the encouragement. Weirdly, Mexicans are the nicest people I talk to at my job. I was indifferent before, but now I say let's bring in as many illegals as possible, and try to ship off some of these fat redneck moms and ghetto black cunts.
worked at a frozen yogurt shop for 10$ hr was pretty cool and i shot loads into the toppings and would switch in the "special" ones when hot chicks came in : )
EMT 11.85
>>707822772
man EMTs get paid shit
>>707822831
Starting but yeah your point still stands.
>>707822611
Everyone always says that about me. I have no clue, but I know I'll be successful. My ideal job is one where I can move up the ladder, learn the profession/dynamics, and start my own business in that same industry. I have no passion, it's both crushing and liberating.
What's your plan?
>>707813011
People...people are shitheads, Anon.
>>707822728
>about ready
JUST DO IT, DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS. YESTERDAY YOU SAID TODAY.
>>707822728
Yeh, every store has a population of customers that are just shit tier people. For me in southen cali it was the ghetto mexicans. Like literally disrespectful in every possible way, acting like they were raised in a fucking barn, then giving me that blank stare or yelling at me in spanish. Eventually I was just like fuck these people, literal scum of the earth.
Of course every race has people like this, it's really just where you live. Shitty people are gonna be shitty people no matter what.
>>707806603
I suck dick for money. Weekly. With a client list.
I got a new job couple of days ago
Applied for position of restaurant helper
I'm now a DJ at a strip club, starting next week
>>707822728
I have lived almost everywhere in the US, the people i fucking hate is Chinese ladys, the rudest most obnoxious people you will ever have the discomfort of dealing with, as a bonus if you're on the road, they are aiming their cars at you guaranteed.
>>707823328
I love half in the bag.
>>707808686
Have this voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rPFvLUWkzs
>>707823390
Huh?
>>707806603
Little Caesars in NY making 10.50
>>707823201
Ah, I see. Yeah, it must come down to where we live. I'm in Alabama, and the Mexicans here are almost always super polite.
>>707810212
Turns out the janitor does sexual favors for the office workers.. on demand
>>707823384
I know how you feel anon, im the one that posted as a meat clerk.
Once every week, there is this one old chinese lady that comes by around 7pm (i work usually 1:30-10pm as a closer) and she makes me come behind the counter and literally points at everything we have on display and asks if she can get 50% on it. There was one time we had expired smoke salmon we forgot to pull and she wanted 75% off. I just snatched it from her and said we couldn't sell an expired food product. Old asian people tend to be pretty awful
Millwright at a grain elevator 23/hr
>>707818648
Ayeeeeee Same here
Got bumped to designated hitter
>>707808136
>There the bomb
Oh shit, run
>>707822986
I also have no passion, but it seems like I also have far less drive to succeed than you. I was one of those kids that everyone expected to be some kind of genius millionaire, but the more I need to decide what I'll do with my life, the more I want to do something non traditional. I dont know. I know a few different languages, so maybe I'll be an english teacher in europe for a few years after I get my degree.
>>707806603
I make 10.00 working there LOL
>>707823671
I live in San Francisco in the asian part of town, moving within the month thank god, here's the normal happenings when i go around in the area
>almost get my car hit
>shopping carts slammed into my ankles
>what is personal space
>foodstamps, iphones and 10 kids in front of me at the grocery store
>THE FUCKING KIDS
>get notes on my car for parking in front of their house(i put notes on their cars saying fuck off) cause we live on the same block and i know who they are
>if anything is on sale at any store, it's already gone
I would live in the hood any day
>>707820669
They are the plug for smaller time drug dealers
>>707806603
Oh shit OP me too $8.50 landing the fuck out of each pizza
>>707824071
San fagciscan here where you at sunset?
>>707820711
$80k divided by
4 hrs per week x 52 weeks...
$386 per hour?? You better be doing open heart surgery on that laptop dammit
>>707825080
ye, east of sunset blvd, quintara, avoid Noriega like the plague.
I work at journey's selling shoes for minimum wage
>>707822034
>>707825307
Cant stand the sunset im over on geary in the inner richmond
>>707825589
Must be nice, it's fine I'm moving to LA soon, fuck this city. Too inconvenient to just fucking live if you're not super wealthy, especially with a car.
>>707806603
Working as a train attendant on weekends while i study, 16 euros/hr.
Will work as an accountant in about two years though.
>>707825789
I live in LA, do not come here, we are full
>>707825927
Fuck off I'm from Redondo
>>707825789
Yeah its not so bad over here clement street has everything you need and the 38 can take you anywhere you need basicly good luck with the move annon
>>707826074
Used to fuck with a girl on balboa and 20th, notbad over there. Thanks friendo, maybe we have crossed paths at Tradr Sams
>>707826074
be ready for the 4day rain thats comin
Manager on an IT deparment, pretty boring to be honest.
>>707826303
Unless you go to the downtown gamestop unlikely i almost never leave my house due to my new job
>>707826698
I moved from arizona and i LOVE the rain
>>707826859
Not regularly no, you cant shitpost all day anon, im about to come up on your house and show you the city
>>707806603
I work at shitty rite aid cas a cashier making 10.25 . And I cant fucking stand people asking if they can chip or slide and then talking about how much they hate the chip, It's like people don't realize I get that question from everybody else Like I get it we all hate the fucking chip. Then I love how non of the customers can just say that there wrong , they always have to find an excuse.
>>707827061
Lol nah trust me annon ive been around. Did shrooms with my lil bro and all sorts of shenanigans a while back now i relax and play vidya and work all day
>>707827303
das it mayne, ggpark n shrroms is p gud. Well i did a little too much coke for the day, I'm gonna go chill at ocean beach til it starts raining. God speed anon
M.S.R Assembly at Remington in Madison Alabama plant making AR-15's all day.
Pretty comfy.
Make $13.18 H/r
>>707827427
Take it easy annon see you around maybe
>>707806603
Supervisor in a frozen food supermarket in South London. £7.60/hr.
Fucking hate retail though. Need to find a job where I can feel like getting a masters wasn't a huge waste of four years of my life.
Manage a tard home. 25/hr and going up. Had to put up with tons of niggers to get to this point. Some have even become friends, ama
Police Corporal
18.51 hr.
best schedule ever, 4 days on 4 days off
>>707816442
Hell yeah. I'm getting paid 15/hr to have fun. Construction fuckin' rocks, man.
I'm a delivery driver for rent a center
i also repo shit people dont pay on
started at 9.50
im 20
I love repoing off niggers
I work from home. I sell on ebay, etsy, and amazon. I also have 4 channels on youtube. And my salary varies wildly from 25k-45k a year. It mostly depends on how hard I want work.
And I don't live paycheck to paycheck. I'm frugal as fuck. For example, If I get a new computer; there is a pretty good chance I already sold 5 in order to get mine free. And I only waste one tank of gas a month (zero commute). Oh, and in one of my trips to Cabo I sold a bunch of old phones to the Mexicans for a pretty nice profit. Got home and bought me a fucking a new Samsung note. Not the exploding ones, this was 2 years ago.
And I'm married.. not a basement dweller. However, a young neighbor of mine once asked me if I sold drugs. I remember thinking WTF, is this what people think of me?. And that was that. I don't really care what people think of me. fuck! officer work. I'm never going back to that shit.
Shit! and then my parents with their fucking nagging for 2 yrs "so, you went to college for nothing" . Fuck me! I'm my own boss.. shit!, You don't have to be a corporate cuck to be HAPPY! , to me this is success
I do Amazon Mturk basically as much as a full time job.
For those unaware, Amazon Mturk is a service provided by Amazon where you can get a small amounts of money doing HITs - or tasks that computers can't do, but need to be done (such as verifying a transcription, doing academic research, etc.)
Except I bot the everloving Christ out of it. Not doing the work itself, that is impossible (otherwise it would be automated already). I bot finding work, so I can pull in $11-12/hour, easy.
My best week doing it is around $435, and I average about $300.
Do I fucking hate it? Yes. I take probably 40-50 surveys a day, which is fucking awful, but it is fantastic for me and the job market where I live, which is 100% fast food or factories. I have a year of experience doing professional iOS development, but I can't find work where I live, so I do this.
>>707806603
Are you ace? I'm ace
>>707829164
I get on Mturk from time to time. The most I've ever gotten is $150 for an entire week. We are talking 7 days of work here.
Sometimes I just don't have the patience. It can be mind numbing after a few hours.
>>707829164
>>707829684
and I take every survey I can. Are you woman? sure why not. Are you a smoking male over 50? yes. Where you abuse as a child? yeah, why not.
>>707829684
>>707829759
Yeah it starts sucking really quick, but I know the times of the day when fun HITs pop up and I can take a break from surveys.
There are these Google HITs that take roughly ~45 seconds to do, and they're 12 cents each. That comes out to about $10/hour just doing those. I can get around 100-125 of them done before they run out, so that's like $12 right there.
Once you figure out how to do it well, and abuse scripts, it can be profitable and a lot less shit. I guess thats just like any job, really, once you get good at it, you're able to maximize your profits.