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was that dumb retard whore ok?
>>708497857
It's a fake in that she's double jointed in both legs.
>>708498015
Is he ok?
>>708498282
yes
>>708497746
>>708497746
This one is better with sound, you hear the leg snapping.
>>708498090
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.
>>708497746
>>708500199
>when your muscle confusion kicks in and suddenly you go 50mph on a direct track to snap city, yet never manage to unfuck your >lmao no legs chicken legs
>>708498282
He recovered just fine from his brain surgery.
>>708500199
well then post it fag
>>708500102
Omg i hope she wasn't crippled by that fall!
>>708500567
>>708497746
The Babely Shades everyone. This feminist group is as REKT as you can get!
>>708500567
>sound
>/b/
>found the newfag
>>708497746
Fucking idiot. Never lock joints.
>>708501259
DYEL
>>708501323
>going below parallele
ENJOY THOSE NO-GAINS LMAO
>>708501372
Kek
>>708501445
Shovel doge
>>708497746
wow they lowered the file size limit for webms my whole collection is pretty much useless here now. wtf
>>708500567
man i hate niggers
>>708501537
so much love in one frog.
>>708501586
4Chan is in financial trouble. Got to save on server expenses.
>>708501619
>>708501654
whats being produced here ?
>>708501758
food
>>708501518
Interesting
>>708501323
Zero point in locking joints. If you are halfway in a set and have to rest, too much weight. Get more benefits from stopping before lock out because of costant tension on muscle and makes eccentric phase longer which has the biggest impact out of the excercise.
>>708501758
CHICKEN STRIPS!
>>708501758
Your chicken nuggets
>>708501758
american food
>>708498282
he need some milk
>>708501676
should have lowered the fucking static image files and not webms. i fucking custom made all my for quality at the high filesize. im not remaking anything fuck this.
>>708501869
Stupid Turkey
>>708501969
wtf is this?
>>708502013
horse without hoof
>>708502013
Step 2 on how to make glue.
I have reported this thread to PETA. Every poster here is in troubles
>>708501372
thats savage cuz
>>708502068
good luck kid im behind 7 proxies
>>708501619
>>708501654
>>708501869
more machinery, human death preffered
>>708502139
Dan Schneider?
>>708497746
>>708498015
>>708500102
>>708500567
>>708501168
>>708501372
>>708501445
>>708501518
>>708501537
>>708501619
>>708501635
>>708501654
>>708501724
>>708501869
>>708501870
I cant watch these, what happened?
>>708502234
stuff and things
im all outa animal shit
>>708501969
Every fucking time, why is a skinned guy so easy to handle, but this just makes my skin crawl. Just unsettling as fuck
>>708502327
thats why i saved it lol
>>708500567
Ok, i can watch people die and be tortured. But man, leave the animals alone.
>>708502013
my cock
>>708502234
you're gay
>>708501443
OMFG! THIS IS BY FAR THE MOST HORRID THING I HAVE EVER SEEN! THANKS FAGGOT, NOW I HAVE PTSD!
>>708502234
things
>>708502646
kek'd
>>708502327
them hollow meat tissues
>>708502768
i dont have anymore animal shit can you guys keep posting animal rekt/gotr
>>708502705
the grandmaster has fallen
>>708502850
lol
>>708502768
stupid cows
>>708502833
nop
>>708502929
fuck u
>>708502850
why would crashing make it explode? who was behind this bullshit
>>708502981
he was like m8 pls
>>708498282
I sustained an injury like that not to long ago. Minor surgery and some physio healed it up nicely. One lasting impairment though, started browsing /b/
>>708502981
>>708503011
thanks
>>708503011
would this not be dumping blood
>>708501372
lmao nice
>>708503011
How the fuck is it still alive-
>>708502850
>highly combustible fuel meets an open flame
>why it explode???????
>>708503082
>>708502999
Because rocket fuel ignites on contact. Breaking open the fuel cells (i.e. crashing) made more fire contact more fuel faster. Hence, the explosion when it crashed
Basic science.
>>708502987
>>708500102
She should take up extreme wheelchair, she's got serious cajones
>>708503082
brain is still intact
>>708500102
What the fuck is she thinking
>>708503130
>>708500264
ayy lmao
>>708503176
kek
>>708503082
brain is still intact
>>708503117
Then there is this stupid fuck. "Oh yea. Glass door will totally protect me from shotgun. Lmao."
can anyone post some cat rekt?
>>708502646
anyone got full vid?
>>708503312
he's like now now lets think about this.
>>708503333
no, but nice quads
>>708503372
>>708503061
7/10 did not nail landing.
>>708503333
>>708501445
All seems to be in order here..
>>708501443
WHAT THE FUCK!? ARE MODS ASLEEP??
>>708502850
Filename should be Kerbal Space Program
>>708501758
They're extracting nerve gas.
>>708503440
aw fuck yea
>>708503477
lol
>>708503434
that slip at the end
huj
>>708502850
Beautiful.
>>708502056
kek.
>>708503493
thats the shit right there
suck dick
>>708503333
post cat rekt quads demand it
>>708503493
gott dayum
rekt
>>708500102
Was this like a suicide attempt?...
>>708503819
>>708502738
die in a fire
Does anybody have the webm of the guy taking a shit and pissing on a girls face while she's sleeping?
>>708503482
gud kek
>>708502234
>never gas
>>708503477
>>708503646
>>708503910
kek why do niggers love killing cats so much
>>708503971
Is it acid? What the fuck
>>708503197
she was either stupid or actually mentally retarded or something
>>708501518
isis is really getting lazy.
>>708504176
they mexicans tho
>>708501988
Neat it's one of those self driving motorcycles
>>708503910
i'm buying a gun
>>708501169
Just looking at these cunts pisses me off
>>708504021
just water
>>708504142
Rip penguin
>>708503718
Always wondered if you still could see if your eye hangs out...
>>708504292
Boiling water? Why did he jump like that?
>>708504317
>>708500102
That filename.
>>708504317
Penguins dont fly, i think that was a Puffin.
>>708504203
blm i hope
>>708504374
Kek'd
>>708504351
doesnt look like much is hooked up anymore
>>708504367
room temp. have you never seen a cat before
>>708504389
I think it was a penguin and fake.
>>708501518
I think he was standing on the decapitated body's neck to stop blood flow and keep the thing spazzing out on the floor.
rekt
>>708501869
That eagle didn't even hear death sneak up behind her
did it died
>>708500102
She wears no helmet! OMG!
>>708503646
Seriously fucked up.
Dumb-ass cant even hold a phone up the right way...
Also lol stupid cat
>>708504452
well that is walmarts target demographic
>>708502950
She seems to not feel any pain wtf...
>>708504437
At least this is about the wurst it gets.
>>708504437
walk it off
>>708504474
>eagle
Nice troll, it's an albatros
>>708504538
AHAHAH. Kek faggot.
>>708500102
Naturalselection.webm
>>708504443
I see cats under the rain not giving a fuck tbh
>>708503910
lol something very odd about this. intriguing how the cat is trying to escape the whole time, even after being snapped and eaten it's still trying to run
>>708497746
go for it. this here is murica. vote how you see fit.
Fucked her shit up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-TMiQARBTc
>>708504393
some sjws in brazil.
>>708504822
where's your God now?
>>708503999
they're jealous of the more evolved lifeform
>>708503819
The most gruesome webm around
>>708504948
i'd fuck that dog
>>708505025
the most fun a retarded person can have outside disneyland
>>708504452
not this again
>>708503871
say a prayer for our lost brother here
>>708504544
Kek
>>708503441
Here is a translation that was posted in the comment thread of this video:
Drugdealer: "How much for the revolver?"
Kid: "Well... I want 500"
Drugdealer: "This size and already selling a revolver?"
Kid: Yeah, but..."
Drugdealer: "And I know it is mine, are you aware of it?"
Kid: "It could have been, but I'm not giving it back to you!"
Drugdealer: "You won't give it back, right?"
[Kid sees his gun and tries to run away]
[Shot]
Drugdealer: "You fucker!"
>>708503011
Why that long fa...oh
>>708504452
Asgdgjeudh
>>708503117
This is why you shouldnt trust anyone...even glass doors
>>708504452
sdgsdgasf eer
>>708504314
Brexit
>>708503493
Dat facial expression
Ngh
>>708503295
Fucking cat is behind it all. Sabotage
>>708503434
Over kek
>>708505637
>>708503441
Fucking beta
>>708504905
in the loli marathon thread
>>708497746
this one freaks me the fuck out .
When I started lifting this faggot trainer I jknew told me "hurrr don't lock your knees on the leg press it's bad for your knees"
Bad?!?!?
Stupid fuck didn't explain it coul destroy them forever.
Still freaks me out how I could have ended up like OPs poor bitch.
>>708505774
kek
>>708505428
Damn, I assumed he killed him for being an abomination.
>>708503819
pls stop this cruelty
>>708500102
Damn i hope she didnt hurt her legs you need those to walk
>>708505996
My god, must be 15 courics
>>708503948
yes
>>708501537
Sophia Vergara let herself go
>>708501209
What are you talking about? You know .webms have sound, right? Who are you to call a newfag if you don't even know that?
>>708503441
brazil?
>>708503971
this cat has nice moves
>>708503441
Dwayne Dibley?
>>708501758
McDonald's food
>>708503646
so fucked up. they could have set the whole area on fire.
>>708503999
they never get those trips
>>708504314
where r the britfags starting to cry now?
>>708502999
Because the force of the impact would cause the fuel tanks to rupture. Which would cause all the fuel, which is just a mixture of hydrogen and oxygen i think, to revert to gas. Highly combustible gasses and fire, you can work out the rest.
Anybody got that video of the guy driving with his mom before the shit in the road flies through the window and kills her? Probably the worst thing I have ever seen and its all because of the dude crying
Post more Auto stuff
>>708504437
can't believe they actually tried....
>>708506355
oh no!
>>708504822
was that a successful exorcism?
>>708506217
>/b/
>having webm sound enabled
Your the newfag here chump
>>708506752
I think he was baiting you
thats what the kids call it these days right? Acting retarded to bait people?
>>708504021
nerve gas
>>708504452
adfgfhfsh
>>708506933
hurhur nerv gas lelelle
>> think for yourself dummy. Come up with your own funny explanation.
>>708507100
gb2reddit
>>708502234
Shitty iPhone faggot
>>708506561
No one likes the queen here. Generally the consensus is the Royal family are like the biggest Chavs in the country and we do not respect them. Anyone who does like the royals are probably working at the BBC or something
>>708501587
I always love that when black people do bad shit it's because they're niggers but
>>708501518
>>708501445
must just be crazy people, nothing to do with their race
>>708507256
ok. ausfags then. they love the queen
>>708504452
not this again
>>708507400
Sum up everything that the black race has done? majority it's nigger shit.
Sum up everything that the White race has done? mostly inventing bad ass shit. The few White people do nigger shit, where as the few black people do smart shit.
So we really are OK to generalize here.
>>708504351
Would depend on damage to the optic nerve, higher extention or trauma may sever the visual pathways.
It is also common for retinal detachment with massive trauma.
>>708506288
Kek
>>708501619
This is how Chicken McNuggets are made.
>>708508104
i thought they only took the bad parts, not the whole thing.
>>708508215
the chicks themselves are the bad part
>>708502588
>
Same. I dont care about humans but I cant stand animals and kids
>>708508329
it is a legend anyway. i seen how they make em in germany. only minced chicken filet. at least the ones you get at mcdonalds here.
>>708504452
aE3RTF35
It's weird - in these threads I love watching humans getting killed and maimed, but I can't watch the same happen to animals.
OC check stats. what a fucking faggot
>>708503584
>>708501758
male chickens are not worth it to keep, so they sacrifice them, as they are useless to the industry
>>708508760
please be fake. kek
>>708508493
Kids and animals are just too innocent man.
>>708508931
Thats fucking stupid they could save them for eggs
>>708502999
retard
>>708509084
Male chickens (AKA, Roosters) dont lay eggs. The females do. The males fertilise them.
>>708508594
whatever they do with them - the chicks are always killed.
>>708508760
but you just made fun of an animal.
>>708509186
No shit?
>>708504129
Donald Trump's father loves it up the ass.
>>708502705
Jesus Christ. That was embarrassing.
>>708500567
>>708509241
lol
>>708501443
NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>708504452
I shall save you all
>>708503871
That's when ya gotta basically be like. "Aight cunt. Fuck you then."
>>708505895
Its fake btw
>>708502981
Fuk u snek
>>708502850
Don't they auto-destruct for safety when the rocket starts wobbling so it blows before hitting the ground? That tore itself apart...
>>708506823
>>708509267
No shit he says. Like he wasn't just talking like rooster lay eggs.
>>708507256
Can confirm. The queen is a twat
>>708510158
I really didn't put two and two together, the other guy called them male chickens, there is no such thing!
>>708508760
>White privilege explained
>>708510357
>there's no such thing as male chickens
Dude.. Yes there is. They're called roosters yeah but they're still chickens and they are male.
>>708510096
Yeah pretty much
>>708503871
SAVAGE
>>708510443
Fuck off back to Tumblr you dumb whore.
White privilege isn't a thing. Niggers just haven't shown they deserve any privileges.
Hell I'd still count them as 1/3 a person.
>>708510466
no dude chickens lay eggs
what he meant to say was cockerel
>>708503871
>>708509766
( ´▽｀)σ
>>708503230
That was beautiful
Whats the appeal in this thread?
>>708504452
Kek
>>708501169
I bet their music"art" sounds horrible as they look
>>708510732
I cant watch but I cant look away
>>708497746
>>708510554
Hens lay eggs.
Chickens can be male or female....the males are called roosters and the females(the ones that lay eggs) are called hens.
Cockerels are juvenile male chickens, juvenile females are called pullets.
>>708510548
>getting this mad over obviously sarcastic comment
>>708510962
>4chan professional trolling and poultry classification
>>708508760
Holy shit. Best filename ever
>>708504452
ok anon
>>708510548
It's a meme, you dip.
>>708504021
machine says petspa on the door.
Guess they expect the animal to sit still and enjoy the bath. lol
>>708501969
Wow.. that is actually beautifull.
>>708510548
>look at me i'm racist and nigger
>>708507873
As I am a nigger, I can confirm.
>>708504452
faggot
