ITT we educate other anons with information we have learned from our own professions.
If you hold a microphone around the "top" of it, or "cup" it with your hand. You are a fucking tool bag.
Due to the laws of physics "Cup-ing" a microphone not only makes it sound bad, it also increases the chances of feedback.
cats are the single most cancerous animal on earth.
the sap of trees slows down around the summer solstice.
you can use a weedwacker upside down to edge grass.
guess my profession.
>>708497988
Cat fucker
>>708497988
Gardener?
>>708498063
correct.
>>708497988
Gardener
>>708497988
more gardening tips.
drought is better than an abundance of rain, plants tolerate drought a lot better.
many plants that are sold to you as perennials such as delphiniums hardly ever live longer than a year.
gardening stores flip everything they have by 400%, it's better to order straight from the manufacture.
>>708497988
>guess my profession
Mexican
HDMI is widely regarded by audio visual professionals are the worst connection standard ever produced.
Every device that has a HDMI connection pays money to a consortium for the privilege.
There is an open source professional connection invented in 1989 which can do everything HDMI does,
Costs as little as 30 cents a meter, and can be terminated using basic tools.
And is superior in every way.
Its called SDI and has been in use by TV and Professional Broadcast since its release.
There is NO reason you couldn't have an SDI connection on the back of you xbox or TV if there wasn't some kind of conspiracy going on.
Also never pay more than 10 bucks for a 2-3m HDMI cable.
Anything more and you are being sold snake oil.
>>708497720
You must feel very self-important
>>708498654
mexicans don't garden in europe.
>>708498711
Oh I'm so with you!!
I mean look how many audio channels etc you can embed into sdi.
buy cheap, buy twice
>>708498944
i'm starting to accept this slowly
>>708498711
My theory is that hdmi only exists for hdcp...
>>708499032
ding ding
hot dog, we have a wiener
>>708499176
Plus the bain of my professional life... Macs that have hdcp always activated.
>>708498944
A teacher i had ten years ago taught me that.
Direct quote:
>I can't afford to buy cheap things
>>708499237
tell me some pro hdcp headache examples.
as a consumer level, i only had an hdcp issue years ago when watching the netflix app on my original xbox360, everytime i closed the app, id have to manually re-connect the hdmi cord once to get the video to display.
>>708499517
Well you can be running a large screen for a high paying client at a conference. Have all your systems set up and working etc so that you take presentations and videos and you play the content. The guy on stage just has a powerpoint remote.
Then there's always that ONE guy.. That one asshole who turns up and refuses to just save his presentation to a drive and pass it to me and he MUST have his mac on stage with him..
Always ends up the same, mac goes on screen, roughly one seccond later, screen goes black.
Cue me, going crazy getting through boxes looking for shitty chinese hdmi splitters that are so bad that they remove hdcp from the signal.
IE a large concert/show/tv show etc could have its signal pass through a 5$ chinese splitter before going through hundred's of thousands of $'s of screen and control equipment.
Fuck macs and fuck "that guy". Always happens.
>>708499517
Laptop , Apple... cannot output to large scale LED screen as screen is not HDCP compliant.
Convert Satelite box to HD-SDI so cable runs can be 100m+ long without boosting or reclocking... Nope... HDCP...
Video game streamer wants to stream xbox via PC + Webcam etc... nope ... HDCP....
It really never ends.
HDCP is just a nightmare.
>>708498944
A lot of the time, there's no functional difference between the cheap and the expensive, just a different label on it. You're better off if you do your research on the product instead of just having blind faith in expensive being better, and know your rights for returns and refunds in case of failure.
You know the black domes in the ceiling at target? There's really a camera in it. It's not just for show. They see a lot.
>>708499790
This OMG this....
*Corporate AV fist bump*
![IMG_1435[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YxVTPG4.jpg "IMG_1435[1].jpg")
>>708499953
i bet you can look down shirts & see boobies!
>(_*_)(_*_)
>>708499876
Yeah like I said.. the easiest way to fix is with a shitty 2 output chinese hdmi splitter that is so bad that they didnt implement the hdcp part of the splitter so the result is that it is removed...
The problem being you have to rely on shit chinese electronics for massive shows.
The other option is equipment like the analog way pulse2 which I use a lot at the moment, which lets you get into the menu and disable hdcp.
Dont even think about Kramer gear with macs.. they, on ALL units just block hdcp content no matter what.
give me SDI for video and PC's for computer based content all day long..
Which starts another debate.. PC's ARE better at video content playback I'm a hippotizer owner and operator. I have NEVER seen ANY mac play back video as smoothly as an old v3 hippo. Macs CAN move many many pixels, but never smoothly, video always judders.
>>708500061
Que?
If you buy Beats or Bose headphones, you're probably a dumbass.
Want good quality, professional headphones? Get yourself a set of Audio-Technica ATH M50x and/or Sennheiser HD280 Pro monitor headphones.
You'll save yourself a shitload of money, and actually get good sound out of them. Beats and Bose are overpriced as fuck and sound like dog shit compared to the sets mentioned above.
Booking companies rely on your laziness. If you go to each entity (hotel,airline,rental) they are more likely to give you better deals because they rather discount you what they would pay to that company as a commission just to deal with you directly and save the hassle. Or just upgrade you to a more expensive room to clear the cheaper easier sell. But this is more likely booking directly.
When you see cheaper prices it's most of the time presentation (they show you a low amount now online and pay more later at arrival or simply aggregate the costs to others expenses in a package).
Don't ever tell a business you'll talk to your credit card company to get the charges reversed. Just do it and don't give them a head start in the bullshit.
Don't use Haywire blind booking. They have a feature where you enter a price range and a radius in an area where you are looking to stay, and they choose for you. It's a crapshoot. Maybe, you'll get the cheapest room at a fancy hotel, but most likely, you'll end up in the worst location that can't get reservations straight up with Hotwire's help.
Like in Media, there's only about 4-5 actual companies that own all the sites. Expedia owns Orbitz, Hotwire, Cheaptickets, Hotelstonight, Reservations.com, Hotels.com, etc. It's the biggest one. The next one is Booking.com which I recommend due to its ease of use and clarity in presenting information. Those are the biggest ones with Priceline and the rest falling behind.
The customer is always right is a punchline outside the US. Not putting down service around the world, just pointing out how laughable the concept is outside the US.
Pooping at work saves me from having to buy toilet paper at home. I have trained myself to only need to poop when I'm at work. I only poop in one stall so if it is occupied, I will wait.
>>708500143
guess....
>>708500137
Yep.
>>708500252
Obviously a home-made fleshlight. What's your point?
>>708500252
art, toilet paper and...
something wrapped in saran wrap?
is that food or drugs lol
>>708498654
>inb4 hivemind
>>708500216
I have 6 yr old sennheiser headphones I got at Marshall's for $30. Base model.
I love letting Beats owners have a listen. It physically hurts them when they learn how much I paid.
>>708500216
>Sennheiser HD280 Pro
I have these and I agree
If you're looking to break out into the social media game (Providing you know what the fuck you're doing) find a local company who hasn't made a profile or seems to be struggling and request to speak to the owner.
Make a real impression and ask for a months volunteering. (Tell jobseekers you're volunteering)
Pull out all the stops (again look it all up) and let them see you're improving the business. Alternatively, tell all your friends to go eat their and say it was cause of facebook etc. when they speak to the waiter (or ask a staff member about the store)
Enjoy building your portfolio for a bit then go out and play with the big boys.
Then automate the fuck out of your job and browse /b/ all day while your boss praises you.
>>708500216
>M50-x
>Good
DT-770s fucking eat them.
>>708499973
I do desktop support and we are expected to do anything an AV professional can do and this shit makes me so mad
>>708500521
Yeah I really like working with my DT-250's
>>708500611
Strangely we AV professionals are expected do to anything a desktop/network support engineer can do.
>>708497720
sorry glenn
>>708500216
I have an 11 dollar pair of skull candy earbuds that sound better than beats or bose headphones.
>>708500678
I think you ment to say: "fuck you glenn"
>>708500505
I have a client that i do website and SEO for and we cannot think of one single thing to facebook, tweet, or instigram about
we sell steel poles cheaper than the chinaman made in usa what would you do our customers are architects and linemen
>>708500676
AV pro here.
I once had to mount a clients curtain rails for a plaque reveal.
>>708498053
kek
Medicines are good for about a year after they expire in general.
Most respiratory infections don't require antibiotics, just do the basics of rest eat and lots of fluids.
Canadian pharmacies can save you a ton if you live in the states.
Dispute all charges with your insurance company and they will reduce your bill.
Your family doc only has about 7 minutes he can give your his fully attention so don't come in with 15 complaints.
If you actually want narcs, always start by saying you absolutely don't want narcs.
>>708500808
I'll bet flip charts too.
>>708497720
Your asset manager is stealing from you and does not give a shit about your growth, only his own
>>708500874
Put them behind my drapes next to the whiteboards.
>>708500728
Write press releases and share them with targeted stuff based off their retweets.
Go tongue in cheek. "What's the difference between this and our poles? Our poles are made in America."
Find out what the companies are looking up or go old school and inquire if they're willing to pay for your stuff.
When you get a sale with a company get them to tweet you to show off. Soon they'll do your job for you.
God speed /b/ro
Don't ever buy prebuilt computers, do a bit of research and save a crap load of money while getting better components.
Most meals can be made using a single pan or pot, put what's done on your plate if you have to mix it up later. Save lots of dishing this way.
If something takes 5 minutes to do, just do it immediately and don't procrastinate. You'll feel a lot better and less stressed in the end.
When talking about a subject you don't know very well, don't pretend to be an expert, you're just making a fool of yourself. It's better to just agree with whatever the others are saying.
I can do the job of a doctor in the US with my undergraduate level education. There's nothing about being a doctor that justifies how much school it takes to become a doctor or how much money they make. It's literally the most overrated profession in this country.
>>708497720
go back to school moron. this is done for a variety of reasons. poorfags cant afford mics so they purchase a standard hypercardioid patter pic (Sm58 or similar) and the "cupping" increases the bass freq (also the distance from tje mic does this). no feedback if can fucking EQ
If anyone tells you their doing "AI" or "big data" they just told you that they are full of shit and probably working for microsoft. Anyone in the know calls themselves data scientists, something with Machine Learning, statisticians, mathematicians or computer scientists
>>708497720
as a historian we got this drilled like military fucks:
ABSENCE OF EVIDENCE IS NO EVIDENCE OF ABSENCE!!!
>>708497988
You do landscaping for sick cats?
>>708498944
I bought a cheap gaming laptop pretty much because it wasn't being marketed as a gaming laptop. Had the exact specs as an Alienware one in the same shop, even the same graphics card, except it was $500 cheaper. I spilled beer all over it and thought I was fucked. Took it back into the retailer even though I knew for a fact it wasn't a warranty job and it turns out the laptop came with a six month, no questions asked, free replacement period. So they replaced it then and there. Not only that but since it had been four months they gave me my money back for the cost difference. They literally paid for four months of depreciation.
I'm not sure what Alienware's warranty was like, but I can't imagine it had a six month free replacement period. In my experience that's completely unheard of.
When ordering food for your date, yodel instead
When applying for a job interview smell your underarms and then start to laugh
before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons
see if you can use the word 'gristle' in every sentence
honk your horn at every red light
when other people tell jokes, start to cry
announce when you are going to the bathroom
tell your boss that he or she smells like a magnet
walk very slowly and make sure that no-one can pass you
fart in cramped places and say 'I knew that was gonna happen'
instead of shaking someone's hand, lick it
leave the copy machine set to enlarged, extra dark, 17" paper, 99 copies
sit in your yard, pointing a hairdryer at passing cars to see if they slow down
specify that your drive-thru order is 'to go'
adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green and insist to others that you like it that way
ask people what gender they are
sneeze in public then wipe your hands on anyone that says 'bless you'
at the library, staple everything together
Repeat the following conversation a dozen times:
"Do you hear that?"
"What?"
"Never mind, it's gone now."
Hide dairy products in inaccessible places
Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page
Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off
Leave someone's printer in compressed-italic-cyrillic-landscape mode.
Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmap
Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
Incessantly recite annoying phrases, such as "sticky wicket isn't cricket."
Teach pet store parrots new words that makes them unsalable.
Save McDonald's ketchup packets to slurp. Tell people that they're "astronaut food."
Ask the clerk at the drugstore which leading cold stuff will give you a really wicked buzz.
Take damn good care of your eyes, sunny outside in summer? Use a cap or sunglasses, and don't underestimate the suns strength in the winter either, especially not while skiing.
Infrared can, to a degree, also be picked up by your eyes. They won't appear as colour, but the light can still damage your eyes.
>>708501637
>cheap gaming laptop
Pick 2 words out of those 3
>>708501199
Not quite. Although I guess in part it depends on what kind of doctor you are planning on being. Some skills that are physical require manual training combined with an understanding of the underlying structures and physiology. Even for gen med the training is for a broad understanding of systems. Your internet search isn't exactly worthless but it's incomplete. The training is for risk mitigation. On the other hand most people I see don't really have that many complicated problems and could be treated as well by a shaman. Good docs know what they know and more importantly what they don't know.
>>708497720
The reason why your designer won't make "the logo bigger" is because it will look laughable to everyone, like you care more about your emblem than your product, business or content.
>>708498120
Holla Juan
>>708500521
love my dt 770 :)
>>708501263
Unless your fucking Dave Rat, I'm not up for a lecture mate.
>>708501912
hrhrhr thx for taking the ti,e to think and write down these
>>708501912
i love you
>>708501912
I see you're unemployed. Thank you for sharing.
>>708501912
Hand a stack of pants back to the changing room attendant and scornfully announce that none of them are "leakproof."
the less you fap, the longer you live
>>708498711
Hows about displayport?
>>708502342
Haaaaah!
>>708497720
Fuck off nerd, cupping it looks cool and if you're bothered by a little feedback you should probably stay at home instead of going to the show
>bookmark these four websites if you're a student
>get basically any book on earth for free
ebookee.org
pdfgrab.net
gutenberg.org
gen.lib.rus.ec
thank me later
Go out to eat at a cheap fish restaurant and order shrimp
Save a few
Place unbreaded shrimp in hard to find places like in the folds of window curtains at your in-laws house
enjoy mysterious stank every time you visit
>>708502362
Only marginally better because it has a captive connector.
>>708502596
Done, thank you
>>708502596
thanks based anon
>>708502666
WITNESSED
>>708502111
>Good docs
Not many of those. Most docs I've seen, and I live in an area with a very high concentration of medical "professionals", are a bunch of rich pricks. They went to medical school because their family has money. But they're no smarter than I am. I'm just an underachiever. The best docs are old country docs who don't coddle the fuck out of their patients, don't take bribes from pharma reps, and feel self-important. That's why I say it's an overrated profession. Because you're absolutely right, good docs know their discipline and are very pragmatic in their approach to diagnosis. But the majority are rich pricks who want to be treated like royalty because they have a script pad.
>>708502596
They seem a little sketchy, can anyone confirm?
>>708502596
wow I was looking for something like this just last week, ended up searching on google scholar, thank you so much!
>>708502752
Thats why I wrestle every doctor I get. I've been to a LOT of doctors lmao
>>708502866
Actually links you to a botnet that spams cp
>>708502866
the 2nd one is under maintenance. Can confirm, I had 2 of these bookmarked from before
Macs are NOT designed for corporate use!
If you want to become a corporate professional and are still in college. GET RID OF YOUR MAC. having PC skills will put you above the competition in the market place.
Turning it off and on again usually does fix the issue. Please do it before calling tech support
To that end, logging off and back in is not turning it off/on
If you want faster help from your companies IT department, bring them food.
(probably works with any department)
Dell Compellent SANs suck once they hit 80% utilization
If you are thinking about learning about SANs stop and instead learn cloud/hyperconvergance
>>708502596
>ebookee.org
>pdfgrab.net
>gutenberg.org
>gen.lib.rus.ec
also, bookzz.org
>>708502984
Thanks mate. and thanks to this >>708502596 anon for providing the links
>>708502596
>>708501912
>>708500216
>>708498944
these are good
>>708502711
>>708502718
>>708502886
>>708503134
>>708503156
you're welcome /b/ros
>>708500216
also the classic sony mdr's are good
>>708500216
Y'all are gonna hate me for this question. I've been searching for headphones for a while and Techinca was one of the ones I favored, however, I may be looking for quality sound but I'm also looking for headphones that you can feel when the bass hits. Like a rumble you know? Gives me good chills, man.
Any good headphones that are like that and aren't hundreds?
>>708503491
Go on /g/ and search the catalog for /hpg/ or headphone general threads, they have them constantly, go ask there, they'll give you some great information and they also have pictures with info on them, I bought a NVX XPT100 with their advice and they're amazing
>>708497720
Don't treat kids like they are your friends if you ever want to be a good role model to them or if you want them to respect you.
>>708503132
This is largely accurate, but be careful with a booster bag these are considered criminal tools and possessing those carries a much higher penalty. Same can be said of the magnets. They apply the criminal tools in a very broad sense.
>>708503631
Thanks Anon
>>708500216
any recommendation on noise cancelling in-ear headphones?
i have 2 work colleagues using the bose ones and they are very satisfied
personally, i'm not so much interested in perfect noise quality as opposed to very good noise cancelling (price is high but no issue for me)
>>708497720
People who don't use the Oxford comma are fucking retards, and should be culled.
>>708503770
No problem, here's some more
>>708503893
>>708503808
Harsh.
English a fucking hard language to master.
I write as if I were speaking.
>>708498120
My grandpa was a gardener. Much love anon
>>708503923
>>708502111
>>708502899
you realize that the purpose of doctors isnt to diagnose the common stuff, its to know what to do about the uncommon stuff.
thats why Nurse practitioners exist. they handle all the simple mundane stuff
thats also why GPs exist, so they can screen the general population for any obscure issues that may be brushed off as something minor. for example, constant itching over the shins could indicate lymphoma. it dosent most of the time, but its one of the earliest signs of non-hodgekins mediastinal lymphoma.
specialists get paid shitloads too for good reason.
surgeons get paid because they are skilled. that is a no brainer.
other specialists, like neurology get paid due to their expertise in the field. there are some conditions so rare that its not often dealt with in literature, and its up to these people to deal with the more obscure conditions.
thats why they get paid shitloads.
Treating people with respect in customer service situations usually improves the outcome. If your pissed off being a dick won't get you what you want.
>>708503631
>no ATH M50s
why u do dis
>>708503893
>>708503923
Damn those are nice. Thanks! Finally, my two month long journey will end.
>>708504067
Every nurse I've wrestled was a pussy who called 911 though
>>708498505
>gardening stores flip everything they have by 400%, it's better to order straight from the manufacture.
Are you shitting me?
Always look both way before crossing the road
>>708498711
Nah bro you can totally tell the difference with my gold plated $150 HDMI Cable.
The difference is in profit margins.
>>708500234
I salute you, poop man
>>708504043
From what I've read and seen on /g/, M50s are meme headphones
>>708504173
Godspeed, anon
>>708503805
Not the anon you're talking to but I've been using Sennheiser CX 300-II PRECISION for like the past 5 years. Cancels out most noise, provides a little bass boost but not to much, good sound for the low perce tag as well
>>708504294
Not him but also popping at work means you get paid to take a poop!
>>708504043
Also to add to this, I'm currently using the Zalman ZM-Mic1 with my NVX XPT100's and it's actually not that bad, I bought it for $10 CAD and basically make sure you disable the feedback volume because you'll get lots of white noise and turn up microphone boost to max along with regular mic volume. If you use it in ventrilo, mumble or teamspeak or some other program like those, tinker with the mic volume and it's perfect.
Do not preorder games
If you hire a recording engineer don't "suggest" what mics to use on things. Just because you have Garageband or a pirated copy of Ableton doesn't make you an engineer as well.
>>708497720
You can calm down most angry customers with a serious and modest attitude. (at the counter, on the phone itis extremely hard).
>>708502107
You are a fucking normie
>>708504703
Why?
cheapdigitaldownload DOT com
Take a look, thank me later
>>708500234
Also, if you poop on paid time it means you will be payed for your daily poop, meaning a wage rise $$$
>>708497720
When you at mcdonalds, say no mayo if you like spit in your food.
>>708503010
Bringing us food in the IT department will get you priority traffic, and maybe you're excepted from the firewalls and can visit bigbootyhoes.com
>>708504810
Because it's like giving money to a fucking cook before you ate your meal. But since the cook already has his money, he will only put a little effort in order to make the meal seem "cooked" as quickly as possible but it's still actually quite raw inside
>>708500216
bose is overpriced sure but lasts quite awhile. i've had the same bose monitors in my store for years
>>708504810
>why
As of recently, people who rely on dev released shit, pre-release game play, and pictures have been completely fucked this year due to the shit games that were super hyped. Not even this year actually, but this year being a good example especially with No Man's Sky.
>>708505014
Haha weird comparison but yeah, I agree with this anon.
Basically big jew companies like EA and Ubisoft will put tons of money into advertising and make their games look A+++ 10/.10, knowing full well idiots will pre-order their $79.99 games no matter what, and then deliver shitty half-finished content
>>708503805
i love the qc20s. great range. but i break them frequently. warranty for life
>>708498711
what about dvi-d?
>>708503631
lmao the vocabulary in this image is pathetic
>>708502107
lurk moar on /g/
>>708497720
if someone's heart stops beating u must not use a defibrillator it actually reduces the chance of the heart to get back a rythm.
IRL defibrillators are used to reset a desynced heartrythm like ventricular fibrillation.
good luck that AED (defibrillators for public use by nonprofessionals) decide upon an own evaluation of an ECG if a shock might be suitable or not
>>708505249
As long as you can understand it and get some useful info, it's all good man
>>708498505
Is that you, bug guy/plont? It's summer and i have a lemon tree that I want to bud graft. Should i go with grapefruit, mandarin or both?
>>708505079
You know what else lasts a long time? All other speakers. They're fucking speakers. If you don't crank the volume like a retard, any speaker should hold up for fucking ever.
>>708505186
It's dead
>>708501263
Bullshit. It just makes the vocal sound as if your tweeters are fucked. And there's only so much cutting you do with EQ before the vocal just sounds weak - even with separate FOH and Monitor EQ.
>>708504180
yeah. thats why they get the mundane stuff.
They're trained to recognise signs of deterioration and call the doctors.
the doctors are trained to administer management, which is why the higher salary.
on that note:
if you ever go to an outpatient appointment at a hospital, turn up early. as in, if you are in the afternoon, turn up at about 1:30. if you are in the morning, turn up at 9:30ish.
the appointment times are more guidelines for the doctors, and if you turn up first, they may just see you instead of whoevers in the slot. also sometimes people cancel and that spare time gets used to see patients early.
if you ever sprain/fracture your ankles or knees, even if you can weight bear on it, dont. when you go to ED just say you cant walk at all on it. you're more likely to get investigated more thoroughly (i.e. X-rays as opposed to sending you home). sometimes with symptoms consistent with a sprain, you may actually fracture your ankle, and it gets misdiagnosed because they didnt bother with an x-ray when they evaluated you to not need one clinically.
Be honest about what drugs you've taken.
If you plan on applying for the army/firefighter/police force, dont let your medical record at the hospital label you with conditions you may or may not have.
an example would be asthma. some people have it bad, others have it mild, some have whats called post-viral wheeze which is treated the same as asthma and gets labeled as such. but if you apply for any of the above, it will hurt your chances as soon as they see the word asthma, because they dont really care about how bad it is.
thus if you go to the hospital and they ask for your past medical history, feel free to skimp over the less important stuff. this applies for things like anxiety/depression too
>>708505364
failing to see any argument here
>>708497720
In my country:
Almost anyone can get legal aid.
Most Barristers are super fucking dumb. They're just well educated.
You don't have to say a single word to the police. Ever.
Don't trust the police. Ever.
>>708502752
Recently, my old doc's daughter who also went to medical school took over his practice. It's soooo much better. She really goes over the top, works hard, thinks outside of the box, follows up on questions and stuff she has to get externally like blood tests. This confirms a view I've had for a while: In my country, usually, young doctors are better.
>>708505364
they're always cranked. it's a bullshit skateshop. 10 years and they get rinsed daily
>>708497988
Landscaping contractor.
>>708505556
Here I'll draw you a map. See if you can follow me here...
BOSE are expensive
>b-but they last a long time!
In other words, you suggested that the cost of the speakers can be justified by their longevity.
Considering there are cheaper speakers with the same longevity, I would argue that the BOSE pricetag is still bullshit.
>>708497988
Mexican>>708497988
>>708505667
Cranked or CRANKED? Do you hear them clipping at all? If they've been seriously clipping for 10 years and those coils haven't failed yet, then yeah, I guess I'm impressed. But who the fuck would want that?
>>708497720
LED lights consume 80%-90% less electricity than incandescent lights. This means for every dollar you spend on electricity for incandescents, you would spend $0.10 for LEDs. Also, LED lights have an insane life compared to incandescents. So, when you buy your Christmas lights this year, pay more for LEDs up front so you can use them longer and save more.
>>708498711
HDMI is for DRM, nothing else. And what about DP, what's wrong with DP?
>>708499449
this
If you own a long haired dog, own the fuck up when you're too much of a lazy cunt to brush it.
We know it didn't get that matted because it spent a "weekend at the beach" you incompetent fuck.
You're just neglectful. Admit it and we can just charge you extra to reverse the cruelty you've been causing you animal every day for the past 3 months.
Yes, you have to brush every kind of dog and cat.
Your pet has stinky breath because it has rotten teeth. Fix them.
>>708497988
what the fuck is a weedwacker i thought it was a pokemon
>>708506326
Well said
>>708505663
thats because the older doc has the clinical accumen to know when something needs to be done and when something can be omitted.
younger docs lack that, and hence do more to cover all basis because they dont have the experience.
an example would be when a 30ish year old female patient presents with a 5 month history of fatigue and lethargy.
the possible common things are stuff like anaemia, low vitamin D levels, depression.
the rarer stuff are cancer, tuberculosis, hypo/hyperthyroidism.
the older doctor knows that common things are common, so orders vitamin D levels, a blood count, and enquires as to any changes in the last 5 months of living/working/social conditions.
the younger doctor also knows the common things, but chooses to screen for the rarer stuff because they never seen a previous presentation of cancer and thus has it higher in their list of likely causes. therefore asking more questions with regards to organic issues like weight loss, tremors, constipation/diarrhoea, fevers, etc. etc.
they then go on to order a comprehensive barrage of tests like breast ultrasounds, chest x-rays, faecal occult blood tests, thyroid function tests in addition to the common stuff like vit D, bloods, etc. etc.
even though they both end up in the same place, the latter is more time and resource consuming and subjects the patient to more procedures.
your new doctor isnt just more comprehensive, shes also lacking in experience. remember that and never forget to get a second opinion if you are ever in doubt
>>708505888
checked. they still have a particular sound quality that i enjoy which i'm fine with paying for
>>708500728
Hey. Any suggestions on free keyword research now that google ad words requires an active campaign or account?
>>708498120
What kind of tree is that in the middle?
What zones will it grow in?
Nice space.
>>708502107
> Pick 2 words out of those 3
> cheap gaming
what?
>>708506326
If you think for one second that I'm going to have my cat's teeth "fixed" when I can barely afford to see the dentist myself, you can g-g-get fucked!
I brush my cat, feed my cat, love my cat... but fuck, its teeth? I'm sorry, but no. I'm not doing that.
>inb4 then you shouldn't have a pet
After this one I probably won't. I swear the next time I go to my vet, they're going to give my cat an eye exam and guilt me into getting it contacts.
>>708501637
ex-alienwhore owner here
I bought one of their gaming laptops back in 2014, and it was the worst purchase I've made so far in my life. Cost me $1500, all for a product with less functionality than a macbook, I'm being serious.
Let me start off with the bloatware, it had probably 6 bloat programs that would run at startup and eat 4GB(laptop only has 8GB) of RAM and max the CPU. If you disabled/ended one of these bloat programs from running(some Genuine Dell Service or some shit), the laptop would blue screen on startup(causing a crash cycle that would require booting to safe mode to fix). So the laptop always had 1GB of RAM sucked up by DellSrvc, not counting the 1GB Windows already takes.
On top of that, there was no way to disable this stupid Alienware update feature, and every time it would update, it would re-enable all the bloatware to run at startup.
The only thing worse was the hardware itself, the keys were so damn flimsy and were too easily pulled off, the edge border-filling around the screen started to come out after a month, and the battery wiggled and sat loose, so i had to keep it taped on to prevent it from falling out. This bitch ran hot as fuck too, the cooling for the CPU and GPU was so damn inadequate and ran loud too.
My games often crashed or ran like shit despite them being able to run better on older, inferior hardware. So what fuckin gives? I decided to use some monitoring software to see usages of the laptop's resources. I found that CPU 0 was always at 80% or higher, even when idling, the most graphically-demanding game I had on it(Skyrim modded to the balls) wouldn't make the GPU go over 50%, and the frame rate in every game would lock to 45.
After 2 months of that shit, I got rid of the damn thing and got a MSI gaming laptop instead. Cool thing is, it cost less, had better specs, better build quality, AND ACTUALLY FUCKING WORKS.
>>708506774
.....you can have a cheap laptop. or a gaming laptop. or cheap gaming. what dont you understand
>>708500216
Ah shit niggers! But do I look dope as hell walking down the street? Do police be hatin' as much wit dem otha brands?
>>708506556
See now *that* is an argument I would have accepted. If you like the sound and you're willing to pay for it, then there you go. I can respect that.
But to say that they last a long time and that it somehow justifies the price tag when even the shittiest speakers can and probably will last just as long... no.
>>708506872
The fuck is cheap gaming you dingus?
>>708500220
"The customer is always right" is a marketing ploy. Makes me sick.
>>708506872
actually, you can have a cheap gaming laptop
>>708506849
Yup, totally with you, someone gave me a shitty alienware laptop as a gift a few years ago and it sucks major balls
I could tell u a lot about texas criminal code.
A police officer may arrest you for any charge other than speeding and open container. So if you get speeding and disregard red light , you can be arrested. You also may be arrested for any citation , including the ones above , for not signing the citation. Signing it only says that you promise to appear in court. Not signing it is a violation of promise to appear.
>>708506849
should get the razer blade stealth.
its actually a good deal, because they're betting on you to buy that addon for a graphics card.
the core model itself is an i7 8gb powerhouse and at a really cheap price compared even to normal laptops.
the only problem is that its razer and you look like a faggot when using it. that plus the 8 hr battery life.
>>708506327
Wippa snippa mate
>>708502596
wHOA
>>708501912
Chill satan
>>708507102
Not in the market for a gaming laptop currently, and I'm not sure lug a GPU box around with me.
But that shit is pretty cool though, and I have too much respect for myself to sully my image with Razer.
>>708502107
I've got a gaming laptop that I got for about $900 idk of that qualifies it as cheap, but from what I understand it's pretty cheap for a gaming laptop
>>708506963
ehhh shitty speakers need repair
>>708507045
>silence
>>708507007
you're the fucking dingus DINGUS
>>708502666
Satan knows best
>>708500061
somekind of etching art stuff ?
or linocut judging from whats in you hand ?
>>708501263
This.
>>708507309
its cheap, but the purpose of a gaming laptop is to play games, i.e. needs a decent graphics card.
those update faster than intel releases CPUs, so odds are in 2-3 years the inbuilt card would be obsolete and by proxy, your laptop would be obsolete needing you to buy another one to keep up.
plus its uncomfortable as fuck. the screen is small, you need to lug a mouse around with you at all times, you have to think about battery life etc. etc.
>>708497988
You mean you can turn it sideways to do the edges. If you were to turn it upside down... it'll still be spinning horizontally...
Programing is about finding the best solution for the given problem.
The more options you know, the better your chance of finding the most intresting one
>>708507347
Says who? I've got plenty of speakers knocking around here, cheap ones, expensive ones, vintage ones... they all work great. In fact, I've never had a speaker fail on me. How they *sound* varies of course, but whether they work or not? They all work.
>>708497988
Mexican
>>708500216
I have a set of AKG K240 MKII headphones.
They are pretty fucking awesome, and are a standard in studio headphones. Also, they don't cost all that much either.
>>708501396
kek
Former financial bro here..
Almost all the people you speak with for help with financial matters are full of shit. They are pushing products that more often then not underperform compared to what you could do yourself by reading a book or two.
Buying a low cost indexed fund to follow the market as a whole is the best retirement plan for 95% of north Americans. Anyone claiming better is almost guaranteed to be statistically full of shit over the long term.
Financial advisors are salesmen first. No matter how they present themselves. It is always in your best interest to fact check their claims. Unless you're into exotic or risky shit with extra money.. They are an unnecessary expense.
Life insurance exists only to cover a potential financial loss. It was never designed a a savings vehicle. Those cash reserves are often inaccessible as they are meant to offset the rising cost of insurance as you age so your premiums don't increase. Buy terms of insurance to cover timeframes in your life. 2Oy for a kid.. 25y for a mortgage.. Etc. You'll save a ton of money. If you're smart you'll sock those savings into an account.
Always ask what an advisor would be paid for products they offer. If they push one over the other it is most often the commision.
Don't listen to bank tellers for advise.
They are min wage and don't know any more than what they are told to sell that week.
Never sign a loan without reading the full fucking terms and understanding or having it reviewed by a lawyer.
A couple hundred bucks if you need it explained by someone unbiased is better then thousands or tens of thousands later for signing ignorantly.
I could rant forever.. I quit the industry a few years back. It's all horseshit.
>>708498944
Except for boots, clothes, DIY shit, coats
>>708497720
I'm a manager for a cable company and have done satellite before too. Off the top of my head I can't think of any good TV protips but as a manager, PLEASE don't show up 30 minutes to an hour early for a job interview. It doesn't make you look cool or responsible. It makes you look like a complete tool because I planned on getting other shit done during that time. And I probably still will do so, so enjoy your wait.
>>708508029
Useful, thanks man
>>708504043
I bought a pair of turtle Beache ear force z22's from my friend for $50 and so far I have no complaints, the work great a regular headphones as well
>>708500216
Would you recommend shure, grado or etymolic anon?
>>708508029
This is so true. I was talking with a kid I work with the other day about money and the stock market and whatever and he tried to convince me that making a 30% return was not unusual. I laughed in his face.
Like, yeah, can you maybe invest in one company and that company just so happens to go to the moon and you make 30% ? Sure it can happen. Can you do that consistently? Probably not. And long-term? An indexed fund is your best, safest bet really.
>>708508357
Fucking GRADO every time
>LIFE IS A MYSTERY
>>708497720
>judging a person based on how they hold a microphone
are you just trying to be irrational and psychotic?
let me tell you guys about general wellbeing then.
>30 mintues sun a day, but not between the hours of 11 and 3
>usual generic diet tips
>30 minutes of moderate intensity exercise a day, even if it is just walking
>if you are stressed, frustrated or depressed, do some heavy intensity exercise. the post-exercse increase in parasympathetic tone calms most people down.
>>708506849
When you buy pre-configured hardware, the first thing you do is repartition and reformat the hard drive and do a clean install.
>>708508357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBtGFaa0idY
ALWAYS go with GRADO
I don't care what anyone sayes, most people don't clean their bathtubs.. like ever.
You should never use silicone caulk in the bathroom or other areas that are prone to moisture. Acrylic or urethane is what your should be using.
Hydrofluoric acid and methylene chloride are two of the nastyst chemicals to use in small confined spaces
Guess what I do for a living..
>>708508710
Teacher?
>>708508710
Serial Killer?
>>708508786
Nope
>>708508824
Iv thought about it but nope
no peaks - detector issue
fucked up baseline or shifting retention times - injector issue
>>708508569
No you dick. He's utterly correct. DON'T CUP THE MIC.
>>708508623
>if you are stressed, frustrated or depressed, do some heavy intensity exercise. the post-exercse increase in parasympathetic tone calms most people down
This. High-intensity workouts kills any anxiety or depression I have, even anxiety attacks
>>708503132
inktags are so much beter
they are attached the same way they are only safer that when you try to remove them through violence instead of a magnet they can see it but you can still remove them with a magnet
>>708502596
bookzz.org and ebook3000.com
>>708508944
Have high-intensity sex with your girlfriend. Same thing.
>>708509051
My hand hurts after about 2 minutes
>>708508637
How do you do that?
>>708497720
It doesnt increase feedback since feedback is only caused by a feedback loops when a microphone is picking up the sound of the speaker. What it does is makes the proximity effect even worse. However sm58 design is trash so get a beyer long cone like the broadcasters use which dissipates the proximity effect
>>708500679
This, exactly the same. 10 bucks at Walgreens and they're better than my friend's 90$ earbuds.
>>708509204
Windows disk+clean install
Or just take a nice large magnet to the HD
>>708508710
Also the catalyst used as a hardener for polyester resin is actually classified as a high explosive. Methyl ethyl Ketone peroxide
>>708508197
Honestly I will never understand why my parents pushed me to do shit like this so much. Maybe it worked back in their day but nowadays I can just feel the resentment coming off of them when I do it.
That and constantly bugging a hiring manager for a job "to show that you really want it." All it did was make them block my number.
>>708508900
only a retard gives a fuck about that shit.
>>708506774
I think we normies call that "sports".
>>708509453
Go back to your shitty nigger rap
you can eat raw frog when you are hungry
>>708509539
What happens if you eaten it when you aren't hungry though?
And honestly isn't it the same with lots of other meat like beef, buffalo and venison? I thought only chicken and pork were really dangerous to eat uncooked.
Never fasten the botton button of your suit and always unbutton when sitting down
Trust me, I'm a tailor
You can actually make bass strings last upwards of 2 years without having to change them. The same with uke strings.
Never buy a midi pad or especially a "top of the line arcade button midi controller" especially if it costs upwards of 100 dollars. You can build it in an afternoon for no more than 30 dollars and often times it will be higher quality and will be closer to your heart.
If you go to instructables or youtube for this you can find the source code for free and you can just copy paste it and change 3 variables.
If you ever need a midi keyboard you can easily make a cheap casio keyboard into one with 30 minutes of work.
YOU DONT FUCKING NEED WEIGHTED KEYS YOU FAT FINGERED AUTIST
>>708509678
Nothing is dangerous to eat raw if you can avoid cross contamination. Unfortunately this means you cant eat next to any meat from the store unless you butchered it yourself.
>>708509755
This
Also learn music theory before you decide your a "dj"
>>708508710
>>708508869
Janitor?
>>708504043
This is actually great advice, sets marketed for "gaming" are generally terrible regardless of price.
In ear phones with custom moulded inserts made by an audiologist and a separate mic have proven in my experience to be the very best for gaming and general music listening.
Another thing to consider is your output, the sound output on your motherboard is lousy and even outboard sound cards are generally not much better, use a USB dac instead with a headphone output for a huge improvement in sound quality.
Personally, I'd recommend something like the JDS labs standalone ODAC along with your 'phones of choice and a cheap outboard mic which would give excellent results for modest cash.
>>708509881
Education for you:
You're
>>708509755
>>708509881
Never buy a cajon. You can build one for cheap. A regular cajon is expensive, snare wires are super fucking cheap and all a cajon is is a box with snare wires inside pressed against a thin wooden wall.
>>708509450
Yeah man I'll still talk to those people but more than once I have found a polite way of letting them know after hiring them that they shouldn't do that going forward. Go in 5-10 minutes early. That says "I'm punctual but I also remember what fucking time our appointment is for".
>>708509866
Bear meat probably shouldn't be eaten raw, because like pork there's a high chance of trikinosis, same goes with wolf or coyote meat
>>708498505
Hey, i live in California and most of my front lawn died from the recent drought (I couldn't water my lawn)
Any tips on how to make it fully green again?
>>708509941
DJ Grammar, ladies and gentleman...
>>708510091
Hire a different Mexican to paint it for you
>>708509941
Really no one except you and maybe 5 other people on here care..
>>708509941
Music theory > english
trust me.
>>708503893
I've Sennheiser 558 myself, only issue i can see is a tiny lack of bass, but mid range & comfort is 10/10.
>>708509524
>implying i have a stake in this
i don't listen to hip hop. i've never held a mic, and anyone giving a fuck how someone else is holding it is mentally retarded.
unless the dude is pointing it in the wrong direction, only an oversensitive faggot would give a shit.
>>708509895
Nope.. but I do clean alot as part of my job.
>>708504043
>>708510226
I see you missed the topic of the thread. I educated an anon on correct usage of his word.
Learn to spell.
>>708509678
>isn't it the same with lots of other meat like beef, buffalo and venison
>>708499953
As someone who has worked in retail, a small percentage are actually fake. Deterrence is a legitemate loss prevention strategy.
GG>>708499953
>>708508029
Continued:
Main reason I got out was due to the last economic downturn. I watched others in my organization and others trade their morals in for paying their own bills. I tried for a year before having to make the choice of screwing people to survive or put my pride aside and maintain my integrity. So.. I asked a couple good clients if their companies had openings.
Left for a purchasing manager role that payed 20% less overall.. But the stress relief was more than worth it
These collapses aren't usually a surprise either. The subprime fiasco was seen years before it happened. Canada braced for it after it happened in England. The U.S. watched the freight train coming while standing on the tracks and politely waved as it struck them down.
Worst thing I saw near the end was trusted advisors going to old clients and convincing them yo take out home equity lines of credit to fund universal life insurance policies. So fucking illegal and unscrupulous. Irreversible loss of equity and "investment" as those things basically steal your cash. Massive commissions though. I'm talking $10k-$20k over five years. I almost got into a fist fight with another advisor in a parking lot over this shit. If I didn't leave the industry I would have gone on a shotgun rampage for the greater good.
>>708508427
30% is highly speculative investing. Just as likely to lose 30%.. More if leveraged.
>>708509678
>only chicken and pork
Well besides those and beef and lamb, how many other meats do people generally even talk about eating at all?
>>708497720
Use PGP when sending emails to African warlords.
>>708508029
>>708508427
both true, my advise is to invest in index-tracking ETFs, see below
The less money you have to invest, the more expensive it is for you to do it through any kind of financial advisor (be it insurance company, bank or private wealth manager). Whenever any of those people tell you that you can expect x% return on average, cut that number in half and you're probably pretty close to the truth.
Probably the most reasonable investment is to put your money in a diversified variety of funds.
Example: investing 100.000$ in a mutual fund you will pay 0-5% agio/entry charge/front load commission and a 0.1%-2% yearly management fee, both based on your investment sum. This means an expensive Fund (not good, just expensive!) will cost you 7.000$ before anything even happens with your money.
Of this money 100% of the "front load" and 33-66% of the "management fee" will be paid as commissions to the wealth manager who convinced you to buy this fund. Wealth managers are thus incentivized heavily to sell you VERY EXPENSIVE FUNDS. They may perform well, they may perform shit but they will almost always be expensive.
This is where ETFs come in. Those are very large, passively managed funds that perform exactly like an index that they track. They perform reasonably well but most importantly are extremely cheap.
http://www.investopedia.com/terms/e/etf.asp
A good example is the famous "Spider" or SPDR S&P 500 ETF, which costs as little as 0.9% management fee a year, without any front load commission.
http://etfdb.com/etf/SPY/
Traditional mutual funds not only have to outperform the index (which most don't in a consistent manner) but the additional costs aswell.
Hope this helped someone.
>>708497720
People only cup the microphone when they're lip syncing at concerts
>>708498120
How do you get into that line of work?
>>708503132
howtobeanigger.jpg
>>708510606
Chicken
Pork
Bacon (Bacon is it's own food group and you know it)
Beef
Kangaroo
Fish counts at meat
Turkey
Duck
Lamb / Mutton
>>708510814
Bear and any canine based meat (wolves and coyotes ect.)
>>708510735
>>708508029
I'm 21 and still waiting to graduate. Final year college.
if I start off with 500 bucks, what is my safest bet to generate money out of it. Speak, keeping in mind that I'm not an amerifag, in general?
>>708510606
Fish, shrimp, and squid. Seems like more seafood rastaurants in my area have even started selling alligator lately. Sushi places typically have eel as well. Frog as well but that was mentioned earlier.
Land animal wise- turkey, duck, bison, quail, deer.
If you're slicing cheese it's better to slice of the first piece and discard it due to it being dryer than the rest of the block.
Youre making a real cheese sauce for the Mac and cheese you're serving. When you're done, simply rinse the pan and fill it with hot water. It makes it much easier to clean at a later time.
Always be aware of hand placement. Or pic related happens. Lost a portion of my right thumb. Almost cut to the bone but I was lucky enough not to do any damage to that. I have no sensation of hot or cold on that angled side nor can I feel much of anything. Im aware I'm touching something and only really ever feel something if it's sharp.
Delis are fun. But they can be dangerous.
>>708509755
Can confirm about bass strings, boil them in water with a little baking soda for 5 mins and all the dead skin and oils will come out from between the windings making the strings sound much better.
>>708510914
Koalas aren't bears and you are a fucking terrible person if you ate one.
Academic here, stop smoking weed and seek inspiration from healthy sources.
>>708508710
>I don't care what anyone sayes, most people don't clean their bathtubs.. like ever.
I clean my bathtubs and showers every week with a bleach solution thank you.
>>708510946
What's your time frame?
What's the purpose of the investment?
>>708510966
Who the fuck said anything about koalas?
>>708510966
>how could you eat an animal
By cooking it then consuming its warm juicy flesh.
Personally, Id eat one of every animal if it was legal. But I don't think they serve elephant and lion steaks. Unless you're willing to pay excessive amounts of money to a New Zealander who you can't understand
>>708500874
>>708500922
The bane of my existence is fucking draper flipcharts.
Surr seem to be a lot of corporate AV bros in here today....
>>708510966
where does this anon say koala meat?
>>708510914
>>708510984
>like my six pack of bud light slowly destroying my liver
I'll stick to weed thanks.
>>708511120
>>708508710
>I don't care what anyone sayes, most people don't clean their bathtubs.. like ever.
Kek guilty as fuck
>>708498711
It's funny how people would rather spend the money on an inferior product to boost their own ego than to obtain a quality product for a fraction of the cost.
>>708511199
>implying water is bad for your health
>>708510950
>simply rinse the pan and fill it with hot water. It makes it much easier to clean at a later time.
The only people who don't do this are the people whose parents never made them do chores so they grow up not knowing how to sweep and shit. That's like dishes 101 there.
>>708503010
Macs are for playback pro ONLY. I fucking hate uppity cunts that insist they use their Mac, ruin my fuckin EDID settings....
>>708511225
That's not the point. It's about companies pushing HDMI cause it makes a better profit.
That's why I stick to VGA
>>708511282
T H I S
H
I
S
Thank you Anon
>>708510984
Man, I barely have any real motivation.
I keep getting behind on work and now, when I thought I was caught up, I find out my midterms are all stacked tomorrow.
And my major yields almost no work. Went to a job fair and no one absolutely no one wants to hire a physicist.
Where do I seek inspiration then? Because it seems even breaking in to our theater and smoking on the roof on the weekends isn't working
> junior
> 20
>>708511270
Kek. I'll give you that one anon.
>>708511328
>That's why I stick to VGA
Enjoy your 720p
>>708510735
correcion here: SPY costs 0.09% not 0.9%
>>708510946
don't
invest that money to find a good job or just go on a short holiday
500$ now seems a lot to you but it will seem like nothing in 5-10 years when you make 100k$ a year
500$ is worth probably 600-700$ if you invest it in that time but the "amount of happiness" you could buy now for 500$ is probably worth 3.000$ later on
>>708511118
time frame..lets say 6 months
and the purpose is to help cover my basic living expenditure, or you know relieve my parents from atleast some financial burden
>>708498053
Top kek
>>708511282
Do your dishes are you go.
When you have a bowel of yogurt in the morning for breakfast, rinse/wash it out with hot waster and immediately dry and put it away.
This stops a pile forming.
Any pile of shit in your house automatically attracts more shit to the pile, and in flat out no time you will have a massive pile of shit you need to clean up and put away.
>>708500061
Are you a wanker?
>>708511364
Mostly its universities that will look for physicists. It's a hard field to get into though. Just gotta contact alot of schools and be prepared to pack up and live in your car for awhile. Maybe buy a SUV, sleep in the back. That's what I did kek
>>708497720
cupping it looks so much cooler though
checkmarked pic looks like a nerd fuck that shit
if i was on stage id hold it like the first pic
>>708504965
Bruh I get weekly drops from 3 coworkers on Monday, Wednesday and Friday at lunch. Free lunch for me and maybe they can watch netflix at their desk. Shits all right.
>>708511400
Oh man. How will I ever go on playing games in this definition that's only barely noticeable in difference to 1080p?!
Probably by turning on my computer and playing the game.
>>708511364
Yeah I always wanted to do a physics degree myself but honestly where are you gonna get a job? Except maybe at the LHC but they probably have more than enough people and not enough money to pay them.
My cousin, who is bar none the most intelligent person I've ever met, got that degree and ever since then he's been a bartender cause it pays the bills better.
>>708511496
I'm halfway through and highly considering changing major to electrical engineering and minoring in computer science. What say you?
Is bring a physicist worth it?
>>708497720
>FedEx
If you put a smaller box inside another bigger box thats twice the size of the original box and the box weighs like 70lbs... Go fuck yourself and just ship the original box instead of being boxtistic.
Also make sure to tape your boxes shut by wrapping tape all around the box instead of just covering the flaps. It makes it more likely to break open and puts more stress on us to tape it back up again or have the box contents spill all over the place.
>>708500728
i write a long list of words related to the content whatever it may be, and then i use a sentence generator and manually substitute the words from the list as the sentence subject... also i just would go on site and shoot brief videos on your smartphone of literally anything... mix with motivational quotes and that's pretty much it. also run contests and give away nominal stuff like $20 amazon gift cards.
>>708511479
The lightly burnt cheese that sticks to the pan isnt just a rinse, dry, done kinda deal unfortunately kek
>>708509236
58 design is trash?
Fuckin LOL m8
It's only been industry standard for what, 50 years now?
Jet fuel can melt steal beams
>>708511419
what are you actually recommending me to do with 500 bucks if not these?
>>708511626
You moron. If you aren't displaying your monitor's native resolution, the image will look like shit.
>>708511742
George?
>>708511661
Yea, as I said , I'm considering changing my major to electrical engineering, though it may drag me out for one more year....
>>708511419
>>708511457
Anon said it pretty well.
>>708507513
Mexicans bro, they don't understand degrees and basic math.
>>708510226
Not a chance bro.
>>708510091
Set a timer to water it twice a week a few hours before the sun comes up, ideally you want to lay down drip irrigation about 30cm/1' underground to train the grass to grow deep roots and become more drought resistant.
There are also a few other factors like drainage, fertilisation and the variety of grass you're growing, but watering and mowing properly will go a long way to improve your turf in most cases.
Tbh, lawns are terrible and waste a lot of nutrients. rye grass, dq mulch buckwheat and other cover crops are far better and can actually improve the soil and enable you to grow crops in that soil.
>>708511742
Nope, but it can soften it so it'll bend and not be able to support it's weight.
With that said, 911 was bullshit. Building 7 wasn't even hit and imploded on it's self.
>>708511758
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>>708511667
Yes. You get paid well, it's an evolving field, you can get your name on papers and have findings attributed to your team. It's an amazing feeling. It's hard work though.
My father is an electrician. He likes it alot, gotta have tough hands or you're gonna hate it though. He'd come home with like fucking gouges in his hands simply due to how angular machine guts tend to be. Sharp corners and lots of protruding bits and pieces. He got is start fixing planes on a carrier though so his training may be way way different than whats offered these days.
>>708511058
Your are a customer that I'd like to have then.
>>708498866
so Polack then?
>>708511922
DELETE THIS
>>708511758
>resolution
That's different now isn't it?
>>708511976
Guess I'll go make connections now, and ask the physics director about jobs.
Thanks for the info, gotta actually get up and go study for my midtetms
>>708512031
>>708511774
Yeah... who's this!?!
>>708512136
>>708500679
No you don't, you silly nigger.
Type 2 diabetes is actually a very curable disease without any form of medication (at least at the beggining, before you fuck up your body by being a lazy dipshit)
Currently a pharmacist in endocrinology. T2 diabetics are the worst people on earth, and really an insult to the human race as a whole.
I'll give you fucks some great education:
DO NOT PRE PURCHASE GAMES.
Wait till the game comes out and is reviewed. This way you can see if the game is as promised. Watch_Dogs was nerfed to shit. No Man's Lie was just that.
STOP SUPPORTING EARLY ACCESS GAMES!
You are only supporting allowing game devs to get their cash and put out a sub standard game.
>>708508197
>>708509450
i think it's reasonable to be half an hour early to those but obviously you shouldn't go in 30min before your appointment
just go grab a coffee nearby and come in 5mins early
>>708510575
unit-linked life insurance products are a fucking joke
had a consulting project at a major life-insurance company and we found out that for those products only roughly 80% of the investment sum actually gets invested into mostly bond funds (which have very low returns) but meanwhile the fucking insurance brokers tell clients that "6% return on investment a year is easily achievable"
>>708511791
Yeah that would be way more lucrative, or if you still want kinda-physics you could try nuclear engineering as well, but that's a pretty intensive program. Although if you don't mind an even more brutally intensive program, you can go into the Navy as a nuke tech, and get the schooling for free (monetarily free at least). After a 18 month training school you'll be like 95% done with a nuke tech program which is actually transferable to some colleges including MIT. You'll only need to get like 9 more credit hours to graduate.
>>708512610
Fair call. I missed it, but I did elaborate more as to why you shouldn't partake.
>>708506837
If you dont mind some noise (or a lot depending on type), get a bird. They're great pets - low maintenance as fuck and can be real fun & affectionate.
>>708501912
Ken M?
>>708502342
It's true. I used to fap all the time, now I'm dead
