ITT: Poorly Describe Games
>Cops v Robbers
>Worst of the series
>Hacker-Death Grips
>my ambulators are fractured
>>768437019
Hardline
And it was good!
>>768437019
>you must save the world from evil
>most people ignore this entirely
>really really really bad cutscenes
>hooray, the hero!
>be nig
>get aids
>become hentai rape porn
>a twink goes mountain climbing to pay mystical hookers protection money
>Mario Batali has night terror where tomatoes chase him through a maze
>the ride never ends
>matrix
>autism
>energy drink
>Xenu
>>768439028
Every final fantasy game
>>768439418
nope
but close
>wake up from cryosleep
>start a war
>basically deep space nine after that
>>768439418
final fantasy cutscenes are great tho
>>768439512
If not final fantasy, then its gotta be every Xenoblade game.
No way that isnt a jrpg.
>>768439607
it isnt a jrpg actually kekkles
>>768439656
Ok. Metal Gear then.
>>768439529
Mass effect Andromeda
>>768439690
no fuck man
>>768439361
Max payne
>>768439721
Gj.
>employee for one of the chief weapons manufacturers on the planet
>boss is an utter dickweed, killed our previous boss and just shot him into space
>idolize the former president and CEO of the company, think he's quite handsome. want to become him someday, wish for his position
>go down to the dirthole planet below as part of a shady deal to fuck our boss over
>buying a key to some fucking thing i don't know
>have to trek through a shitty museum full of local attractions
>find one of our top science boys displayed in there like some sort of novelty
>he personally worked for the man i idolized
>was working on some top secret project for him before he bit the bullet
>find his ID drive, jam it into my head
>go on my merry way
>motherfucking GHOST of the former president starts talking to me, convincing me to do all sorts of crazy shit
>i guess he's not really dead after all
>all the while i'm being dragged through the desert with a bitch of a conartist by some mysterious masked figure who keeps asking us questions
>>768439874
MGS
>>768439874
Tales from the Borderlands
>>768439770
>Cyber nigger
>use phone to commit crimes
>shoot police
>>768439138
>>768439983
Watchdogs2
>>768439983
didnt mean to reply to this answer >>768439770
>>768439992
No, but way to be obscure bro
>2 chinks with a camera
>ghosts and shit
>poop in my pants
>>768440145
Fatal Frame
>green arrow on top of your head
>run around
>its yellow now
>run around
>its red now
>run around
>fight
>>768440209
Bingo
>jrpg
>toriyama like characters
>soyboys made this game
>>768440330
no man's sky
>>768439138
Prototype 2?
>set out to commit genocide
>screw it up because hormones
>pulp fiction
>they're still making sequels apparently
>hijack plane
>shoot up
>Kill other junkies and molest little girls
>stay awhile and listen
>>768440439
Yup
>running through a castle...is not really a castle. starts with a T.
>>768440516
Tecmo's Deception
>>768440467
Bisoshock
>be non-human
>fight monsters
>almost no dialogue in the entire game
>game ends
>oh nvm the castle is upside down now
>>768440581
*bioshock
>>768437019
>i think, they put wrong prices!!
>>768440581
Ya made it too easy
>>768439028
skyrim?
>zombie monsters
>shipwreck
>religious cult
>>768440451
gta?
>mitochondria
>shower scene
>clones and shit
>desert
>monsters
>>768440788
Tomb Raider?
>>768440783
YES
>>768440788
dead island?
>>768440605
Castlevania
>>768440845
>>768440927
not quite, it's more sci-fi
>>768440788
Dead Space
>>768440993
you got it
>Bearer
>Seek
>Seek
>Lest
>>768441177
ds2
>ayyy lmao
>99%
>uninstall.exe
>>768439992
That skull is so small. Or he's a giant.
>>768440952
Correct
>newly enlisted
>on the way to enemy territory
>about to drop off
>CO says "don't worry, it'll be just like the simulations"
>it wasn't anything like the simulations
>remember blanking out
>come to, CO is dead
>apparently every soldier blanked out, turned heel and shot their generals dead
>chancellor addresses the senate
>turns out the generals attempted to murder him. he survived, albeit scarred and deformed
>>768441505
Battlefront 2?
>>768439192
Zelda?
>>768441575
correctamundo
>hide from parent so you dont get in trouble
>accidentally stumble across satan
>;__;
>nocturnal times sure are weird
there's two correct answers
>>768441723
among the sleep?
>>768437019
>only have one eye
>a tranny tries to steal it
>>768441723
silent hill
>revenge kill for rape
>prison for 10 years
>dragon fighting style
>joker with a baseball bat
>>768441811
>>768441903
good guesses but no
>be mute
>meet princess
>rescue her
>get arrested
>nerdy girl from next door breaks you out
>go on adventures
>fight giant alien
>>768441741
castlevania?
>>768441505
i tried to play this yesterday but the fucking GAYBOX360 wont let me
>>768442366
zorldor?
>>768442462
nope, they're both adventure games though
>>768441723
binding of isaac?
>>768441741
half life 2?
>>768442606
yes you have found the correct answer!
here is a picture as your prize
>>768441958
ta binny o isaac?
>>768442516
nope
>>768442659
>>768442670
AH FUSSAKE
>>768441723
binding of isaac
>>768442620
nope
both are very surreal
> vore fetish rpg
>>768442670
yes you got the correct answer, congratulations. you can now choose what to be reincarnated as
>>768441741
don't starve?
>>768439992
fucking sick game. had this on n64
>Be immortal
>Everyone is upset about it
>Go to jail
>Broke out by other immortal bro
>Gotta run errands until you get a fancy bowl
>More errands
>burn forever or nah doesn't matter
>Best game ever
>fall asleep
>get aids
>kill some priests
>get hugged by squid
>>768443146
FFVIII
>>768440049
shadowman is hardly obscure... how old are you?
>be protagonist
>have massive nose
>helicopter ears/hair
>frog eats pure evil
>tiny jews help you
>funky music platform
>plum juice
>>768443031
nah
one of the games has no objective, the other has a very minor objective that is never specified
>>768443146
elder scrolls oblivion?
>>768443290
Rayman
>>768441741
MINECRAFT
>fucking bees
>oh shit I have super powers
>goddamn shadow governments
>now I have to kill monsters and solve stupid riddles
>fucking bees
>>768443381
Correct
>>768443414
goddamnit man!
>>768441741
stalker?
>water
>no gameplay
>$60
>wake up on beach in NY
>can't remember a fucking thing
>nigga tryna kill you right off the bat
>elude niggas
>get arrestd by FBI for killin da prez
>escape FBI with help of Batman and a tricky nigress
>follow clues to find out who the fuck you are
>kill Bill Gates on the way to a chateau in the snow
>find out who you're not but why you look like him
>avalanch!
>asylum
>desert
>find out who you actually are
>gotta stop Total Red
>totally stopped it
>bald fucker who thought he already killed you once asks what you want ingraved on your tombstone
>the misspelling drives you nuts
>kill that fucker and escape
>last mission is just a celebration
>credits roll during last mission
>asked to go downstairs
>cliff hanger shit happers
>no sequel
>>768443520
underage b&
>>768443443
Dishonored?
>>768443537
nah
this may give it away, but they're both from japan
>lets bowl
>>768443541
most recent skyrim?
>>768443671
Grand Theft Auto IV
>>768443165
Nobody gonna have a crack at this one?
>>768443738
V was the worst
>>768443641
nope
>in a dungeon during WWII
>escape that dungeon
>your buddy's not so lucky
>get back to friendly territory
>go back to war
>go back to war again
>go back to war yet again
>might go back to war once or twice more, I forget
>kill an eleventh century German king
>roll credits
>go back to fucking war yet again
Dead Space 3
>be bald man
>have cool shades
>be in future
>aliens control time
>go back in time
>siberia
>youre a woman now
>>768440223
Sims?
>>768443910
Timesplitters 2. Easy.
>survive
>build
>fight
>zombie hitler
That's all you need to guess this one.
>>768444065
Wolfenstein
>>768444065
sniper elite 3. or maybe cod world at war?
>Liam Neeson is your dad
>>768442366
someone else try this one it shouldn't be too hard
>>768444054
could be literally anything
>>768444109
First one is close, but not quite.
>>768444092
No. That's Mecha-Hitler you're thinking of.
>be a ninja
>also be radical
>and a kid
>your name is Niki
>>768443867
Wolfenstein?
>shoot aliens
>constantly say one liners
>piss to increase your ego
>>768443547
Ohh also, every time you talk you sound like Fox Mulder.
>>768444054
Hello Kitty Island Adventures
>>768444248
Duke Nukem?
>>768444186
>Mecha-Hitler
True. Too lazy to wreck my brain thinking. Cowwadoody Zambonies.
>>768444248
Duke Nukem?
>>768444248
Dick Kickem Forever
>>768444248
Duke Nukem
>>768443541
Sea of Thieves
>>768441260
Xcom
>>768444393
Yup
>>768444326
This.
>>768444065
Also, I should add, you actually *fight* zombie hitler in this game. So no, it's not a COD game.
>>768444415
Holy shit someone actually answered it correctly. Kudos.
>>768442366
Is this half life?
>>768437019
>Roll the dice
>Build your own hotels
>Make people pay thousands for a visit
>>768444578
Nope. It's an rpg.
>>768444610
Mario Party 8?
>space
>carrying vital intel that could mean end of war
>rush through sectors to get back to base
>fight giant flagship boss
>get assraped by triple missile launcher
>>768444610
Monopoly.
>>768444773
FTL
>>768444444
Curious..
>>768439028
Undertale
>crack open a bear
>>768444878
Team Fortress 2
>>768444755
No mr doubles
>>768444773
Correctomundo
>>768437019
Hard one
>Bunny
>kill thugs
>complete 3 challenges per level for world domination
>half chicken furry with a bat kills some people
>>768444907
Yep
>>768444935
Not a Hero
>be a robot
>lose all memory
>do some really complex shit to kill a trapped super demon
>you and your buddy who really likes jumping gotta deliver a package
>package delivered, buddy's gone
>take this lil girl with you
>guards wanna kill lil grill, protect her
>oh shit my gf's sick
>go to get cure, run into silly old man
>go with silly old man
>watch a castle get fucked up
>silly man sees dead daughter, yells about spoons
>faggot joins party
>go get cure, bring it back, gf joins party
>climb a mountain, meet a bro who likes kicking, head to his home castle
>it also gets attacked
>your buddy who likes jumping is part of the enemy now, WTF
>his new boss steals (like, literally takes) your gf and they leave
>get on boat
>ohnoes big fish knocks over boat
>wash up alone near a town that hates you due to prologue shit
>twins help you climb another mountain
>run into silly old man again and he joins you
>become a fukkin paladin
>head home, fight other dude who likes kicking till he comes to his senses
>into castle and figh more bitches
>get airship, as soon as you're airborn your former buddy pulls alongside you and tells you to run an errand or bitch dies
>run errand
>gotta climb a tower just to deliver this thing
>run into dude who stole gf and killed old dude's daiughter
>old dude literally magics himself to death because 9MP short.
>escape tower, buddy comes to senses
>go underground
>castle of dwarves has evil doll
>kill that doll and evil dude shows up again
>nearly kills you till little girl shows up and kicks ass
>littl girl is older and all sexy now
>time to climb another tower
>other bro who like kicking dies at the top
>gotta climb it again, but with a ninja's help this time
>learn of secret crystal, go get that thing
>on the way out buddy who likes jumping gets brain controlled again, steals crystal
>go to the moon, naturally
>get help of pudgy guy
>return and fly into a fucking giant robot's mouth
>kick that robot's ass
>jumping buddy comes to senses again
>fly back to the moon
>go to the core, kill dude who was controlling everyone
>credits roll
>>768445705
I wanna say Mother 3
>curve of learning big
>one hundo years
>country
>economy hard
>fucking jacobins
>>768445846
Nope. Is there really another game with this much similar shit happening.
>>768445646
MegaMan Legends 2
>>768446035
vicky ii?
>>768446238
nope, but good guess
>>768443087
dark souls
>>768440839
parasite eve
>>768446295
Yes!
>fucking jacobins
It only gets worse with pop demand
>>768446422
Thanks Sara
>>768444979
hotline miami
>gotta fight and kill 8 evil lizard babbies
>enter castle
>kill evil lizard babby daddy hopefully before he rapes the princess
>if you've got the skills you can warp so you only gotta kill the first evil lizard babby.
>game kinda makes you wonder who lizard mommy is
>>768446917
yep
>>768446908
nope
>Heaven or Hell
>final
>let's ROCK!
>>768447042
Luigi's Mansion 2: Playboy Edition
>>768437019
>was gta
>glitchy
>super powers???
>all games after were shit
>>768445646
Undertale
Jk cave story
>>768447145
Right series, wrong game, but I think you know that.
>>768437019
Character has to defeat a series of opponents while collecting things.
>>768445705
Final Fantasy IV
>bork
>paint
>pee on people
>destroy evil slot machine
>>768447337
you win
>>768441741
Persona 3 n 4
>spend about three days just trying to get half way through level one
>holy shit on to level two
>after who the hell knows how long finally get to the end boss and kill his ass
>nope, gotta beat the game again to rescue the princess
>throw controller across the room
>>768447565
A winner is you.
>be a soldier
>pick one of 3 sides
>fight for territory
>>768447667
nope
>>768447818
this is lots of games
>for honor
>fuck up your life a lot
>go to this place that has the ability to un-fuck your life
>everything is a gun
>>768447954
more futuristic and more people at once
>>768447681
super ghouls n ghosts
>>768444054
Minecraft EASY
>>768448013
Planetside 2
>>768447266
Saints Row?
>>768448057
That's the one. Shit's fucking hard.
>be a furry
>repeadiatly requested to perform an aileron
>>768447266
Saints Row 4. But Saints Row 2>>>>
>>768448163
Roll fuck
>get shot
>wake up in southwest
that's all I'm giving you
>be teenager
>hit a dude
>beat the shit out of a god
>>768441260
Omfg I died laughing at this
>touch leaf
>grow raccoon tail
>wag tail violently
>mfw when I can fly
>>768448100
>>768448172
GOT'EM! SR 4 was ok, just felt like a different game. Didn't bother with the rest after
>>768448258
New vegas?
>>768448298
smb3
>>768448298
Super mario 3
>part of some order or some shit
>wake up and start punching niggas
>get jumped
>learn something
>repeat steps 2-4
>>768448300
Sr 2 wasn't bad but SR 4 was utter trash in comparison
>>768448300
There is no game after SR4...
>>768448311
damn it, yep
>>768447568
the one with Garry Coleman?
>roll shit up into a ball
>it's now a star
>be a little angel faggot
>climb out of the underworld
>enter first castle
>kill cerberus
>get a box
>start traveling across the land
>get to another castle
>kill leviathan
>get another box
>start climbing up through clouds
>get to a third castle
>kill pandora
>get a third box
>boxes magically open
>omg a light arrow, a mirror shield and some badass wings!
>doesn't explain where this sweet armor came from though
>kill medusa
>rescue sexy green haired princess
>change form in some fashion depending on how well you did
>usually takes two trips through to become big dude with strong muscles n shit
>>768443547
XIII
>>768446548
yeah you got it
>>768448232
Tard fox
>>768448574
Katamari
>>768448575
Kid icarus
>>768448580
Ayyy!
>>768448444
checked, Also, they had SR: Gat out of Hell. unless it was a DLC? Came out after 4
>>768448682
One of my favorite games of all time. Why the fuck did they never make a sequel…
>break off from corrupt military
>get stranded on alien planet
>shoot
>swear
>repeat
>also your buddy's a cyborg
>>768448642
You win.
>rob banks
>loot boxes
>loot boxes gone
>>768448752
I know, right? I don't think it did as well as they'd hoped, but fuck them, gibs me moar.
