hey. what's the easiest, cheapest, and quickest way to kill myself with only household materials. family's home so make it discreet.
thanks in advance
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>>768430835
alright big guy whats the problem
>>768430835
Drink alcohol then fall asleep and face another day tomorrow
>>768430835
>cheapest
For someone that one see the next day, why would expense even be a priority?
Anyway, between hanging and bleach-drinking, what help do you really need?
>>768430987
just not in a good place and not seeing the point in it
>>768431172
your family will fucking hate it if you kill yourself man
whats stopping you from living a better life?
>>768431096
Maybe he doesn't have money?
>>768430835
That's certainly selfish of You. Just a big fuck you to your friends and family.
>>768431613
Can't feel their hate if you're dead.
>>768432154
Certainly selfish to guilt trip someone into not killing themselves.
why do you want to die op? give us a decent reason
>>768430835
Maybe you need a hobby
Are you interested in drawing, anon?
18 -> jsut graduated
i used to be a decent student, but didnt get into any of the colleges i applied for, all my friends are leaving, my parents are in the process of selling the house.
you tell me how i better myself
>>768432799
have you tried community?
>>768430835
Find a puddle of water about 3" deep. Lie face down in said puddle. Wait.
>>768432836
sad thing is, i'm not a citizen of this fuckhole country even though ive been living here for most of my life. my parents cant be bothered applying for a greencard. idrk the logistics of what i need for community college but i doubt theyre gonna let me in free
>>768432867
involuntary survival instincts would force you to take your face out of the puddle. you'd have to be unconscious for that to work.
>>768431172
What are stuff you've always wanted to do, but never got around to doing it?
"I've always wanted to learn how to draw, but i never got around to doing it"
Stuff like that
>>768433122
im an archer, but this sport is too expensive for me to keep up if im independent, and the range i shoot at is a solid 50 miles away
>>768433075
Can you apply for a greencard yourself not that youre 18? also i think you can contact the advisor for the community college your interested in.
try phone calls for the simple questions like requirements but if u want more in-depth explanations you could schedule an appointment
>>768433368
now* that youre 18
It would be incredibly stupid but I almost want to Give you my number so you can call me . I’m a girl so I know people could dox the shit out of me if I put it up. Is there anyway I can contact you outside of 4chan. DONT DO ANYTHING
>>768430835
Woah fuck such edge
>>768430835
Youre a bitch in a mans body
>>768430835
Attention seeking faggot
>>768431172
Boo fucking hoo. Grow a pair faggot
>>768433630
really inaccurate use of edge
dont kill yourself.
you have a lot to live for and you'll soon see the light in life!!! keep going strong!!!
do not do it!!!!!!!!!!
>>768433478
i mean i could try but i'm reading from the government website it could take more than a year to get the green card and cost a shit ton of money
>>768431172
Lifes hard, gayboy. Get over it
>>768433333
try joining an archery forum, maybe they will be able to give you money saving tips
>>768433517
i mean thanks for the offer but i dont understand why you would want to talk to me or help me
>>768433827
im not sure how you can make such a statement
>>768433830
try looking at other websites too, even videos. there should be people who have gone through the process that know good tips that they used/wish they used
Dude just work for a year, do shit work, save some money, and then go travel. Believe me you will not regret it.
>>768432799
Did you follow your friends on social media?
>>768434034
>>768434097
ok but i still feel like committing is a lot less work and all my problems would be solved a lot quicker
who's to even says saving some money or getting a green card will even guarantee anything
>>768430835
Shopping list:
4 glade air fresheners any scent
Large black trash bag
Rope or duct tape
Small plastic shopping bag
Tie or tape self to chair so you don't fall over when you pass out.
Place air fresheners in plastic shopping bag.
Place black trash bag over yourself.
Spray contents of air freshener into bag, concentrating the chemicals.
Inhale chemicals.
Talk so you sound like God.
Repeat concentrating and inhaling chemicals.
Don't come out from under bag.
Congratulations!
probably just chug some bleach, pills, or windex if you really wanted to that badly, recommend you talk to someone first though
>>768434395
wont i start struggling and involuntarily react if i dont get oxygen? but thanks
It's not hard at all to kill yourself OP,you don't exactly need much creativity. If you're worried about pain then you can stop being coward and actually do something productive with your life.
>>768433333
>>768430835
I hear that smoking tbe weeds is deadly. My brother smoked pot once and died of an overdose.
>>768431172
Use a belt choke yourself go die. Get that weakness out of the gene pool. You are worth less then you can imagine.
>>768434339
It's your say and your life.
You want a greencard, so you guaranteed yourself into getting it if you make it your priority.
>>768434339
Im not talking about a green card. Save money, and travel to asia. Vietnam, thailand, south-korea, china, japan whatever. I was also depressed for a while and when I traveled to uncertain places with completely different cultures I learned much about myself, got to know many different people and realized life isn't that bad
>>768434924
this
>>768434734
My frends bro injected a marijuana and his brain dripped out of his nose and he died that night from it too.
>>768432799
just go get runover, your folks are gonna have a harder time selling the house and moving on if you commit suicide in it.
Go troll a nigger cop in your town/city till he gets pissed and shoots you, you might end up in the news.
All you niggers are crazy why would you want to kill yourself? Also the easiest cheapest way is just a knife across the wrist its not the cleanest but it is efficient simple and only as painful as cutting yourself with a knife. It also has the added bonus that when you puss out you can call your mommy and she can take you to the hospital and save your retarded ass. You niggers make everything so fucking difficult.
>>768435163
come to think of it, why not fill a back pack with clothes, put on a face mask or put a handkerchief on you face and run into a government building screening admiralakhbar
>>768430835
so i take it that the lack of replies from OP means he has successfully killed himself and didn't continue on being a fucking looser faggot at life....
>>768436074
Nah it was just time for dinner
>>768436123
Then you sir are just another attention seeking faggot. Your just another snowflake without the balls to face life, or in your case death.
>>768436355
I'm not OP faggot
>>768436355
i feel like you could put that anger to good use
why not go on youtube pretend to be a snowflake to deface the movements associated with it
>>768436074
He contemplated so he most likely wont.
He will make it out