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Evening Uke, how are we tonight?
Dunedin reporting, glad the rain pissed off, for now.
Gday Boys
>>710221300
Same shit different toilet paper. Waiting for the weekend. Did you figure out if it was Hannah or not?
>>710221637
The "skype account" accepted my request.. don't actually know if that IP is her or not, hard to tell.
CHCH Reporting for duty hows everyone on this fine evening? Im drinking beer and praying for a hookup how about you?
Why are IDs even gone?
>>710221709
What's your next move? Talk to her? Fuck yourself with a watties bottle?
>>710221894
You'd be better actively pursuing a hookup than praying for one.
>>710221935
Next move is absolutely nothing.
Not spending anymore time on this pointless shit
>>710222019
That's a shame. Whomever it is lives basically around the corner from me.
>>710222008
touché. Ive been trying but all i have at this point is Fb buy sell pages and im not sure how to feel about that. My guy is out atm.
>>710222071
that's if the IP is even right... there was thousands of them appearing so it might not even be right.
Allahu Akbar!
>>710221300
>>710221637
... Hannah who?
>>710222214
Fuck off back to AUT.
>>710222351
That girl calling herself Poison Ivy who humiliates beta nerds online.
>>710222351
do you live under a rock?
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/PoisonIvyLul
>>710222498
Honestly never heard of her. Did she actually successfully get dudes to an hero.
>>710223008
yes, multiple times i believe.
>>710223040
I never heard that, just that she told them to.
>>710223040
And she's gotten away with this how?
>>710223008
>>710223216
Fucking google it, retards
>>710223190
maybe she told them to, idk.. could've been wrong.
>>710223216
see ^
Sth cunterbury reporting for duty
>>710222129
Oh I thought you were looking for a root. Fuck buying weed off Facebook.
>>710223944
Exactly
>>710224055
Man, Auckland has been pretty dry for like a year. I pretty much rely on my bro bringing down dirty shit from up north now.
>>710221919
>>710224382
kek
>>710224382
MOAR
>>710223344
Buddy your a boy...
>>710224382
Does that say IDBRO? Fully lost it. 9/11
>>710224538
*You're
>>710224365
IMO its all about looking in the right places. like if you are at a party and start talking to people about who to buy off you can get a connect pretty quickly. Thats how it is in Chrsitchurch at least. the only problem is before you find the good dealers you have to go through the shitty dealers.
>>710224382
Wellington reporting, I have IDbro etched into my nipples. AmA.
>>710224382
fuck thats hot....
>>710224674
Show evidence.
It's Movember, should I do it?
>>710224382
Makes me sad to think that i'll never titty fuck the milk out of her or even motorboat them bad boys :(
>>710224674
did it tickle?
You can tell there's so many samefags by replies/posters, kek
>>710225139
samefagging is when you reply to your own post pretending to be someone else, numbnuts.
>>710225139
People just going insane over the Quercy tits, retard
>>710224664
Nah, I know 3 guys who sell, and they're struggling to meet demand, and frequently have nothing to sell for weeks at a time.
>>710225139
Since there is 42 replies and 12 posters that means that each of us has avergaely said three things each...
>>710224710
You can't really see it but I can
>>710225139
12 posters each posting aprox 4 times in a thread. SHOCKING!
>>710224953
Kinda, it stung a little too
>>710224382
They're massive....
>>710225333
Tripnip checked. Get it tattooed
>>710225209
>>710225246
>>710225312
>>710225369
Ignore Dunnersbruh. He's an idiot, kek
Palmy... Who's getting fired tomorrow?
>>710226031
Palmy here. What's up?
>>710221935
>watties
>not heinz
>>710226388
tbh
>>710226359
Heard rumors of lay offs being announced tomorrow... Won't be a good day to be working for the gubment
Any nelson nudes?
>>710221102
anonnz cucking in
>>710226797
Dude if you want to see nudes of your sister why don't you just ask.
>>710226967
kek
>>710226843
I thought we had something special Q_Q
>>710224382
is that quercy?
>>710227169
i hate that faggot stopped that webm right as it's about to get messy
>>710227409
yes.
Real men ride...?
>>710227729
Real men grab her by the pussy
>>710224382
Rest In Memes ;-;
>>710227729
>Real men ride...?
other men.
mmmmm, flame tank
>>710228041
Brutal
gotta post this again
seeing as how no one else is contributing
>>710227576
Are you a hutt girl or Wellington city?! Haha
Imagine being in one of those shitty prewar french tanks and getting picked off one by one by Stukas
you know you're done for when you hear the whine of a diving bomber. shits all over a few seconds after the whine eases up
>>710229641
im just reposting old pics, thats not me.
>>710229641
I'm a Hutt girl. Not originally from here.
>>710229776
Ugh! I live in the city! Do you study or work?!
>>710229702
Imagine having to fly a Stuka, where even the ancient eastern european fighters comfortably outperformed you.
>>710229832
This is going to sound a bit cliche but I'm a solo parent. Don't plan on being on the DPB long though.
>>710229776
Upper or Lower? I hear Upper girls are better.
>>710229881
well that's like pitting a sherman against a Tiger
Stuka's weren't designed to fly air combat, and they only would in self defense if needed, Stukas are ground support aircraft, and Shermans were designed to support troops, not take on enemy tanks, they get by in other roles, but it's not their intended purpose so of course they're not going to do as well
>>710229959
Lower. I wouldn't know I don't really associate with anyone form here. I reckon Upper girls are mud but then again I'm not from here.
>>710229930
and you're attention whoring on /b/ to boot
fucking classy
>>710229930
>I'm a solo parent
Definitely Upper Hutt
>>710230026
Or imagine being a Submariner, fuck that shit.
>Christchurch
>>710230026
>sherman against a tiger
yea, ridiculous comparison, i know, but still, you get where i'm coming from
>>710230113
oh yea, fuck that for a laugh, i mean, i don't mind enclosed spaces, but fuck being in an enclosed space in the middle of the fucking ocean
>>710230078
It's more like exhibitionism. I don't really give a fuck what attention I get.
http://tinychat com/nzcam
>>710230051
Do you have snapchat?
>>710230290
Yes I do.
>>710230290
ladies man over here
>>710221919
whats the national pokemon there?
farfetch'd or kanghaskhan
>>710230399
that's not an image i'm going to get out of my head anytime soon
>>710230257
>It's more like exhibitionism. I don't really give a fuck what attention I get.
That doesn't make sense, wouldn't be exhibitionism if no one looked.
I went to a UK thread and IDbro was there
>>710230333
Wana add me?
>>710230561
lol wut
>>710230561
Screencaps?
>>710230584
Post snapchat.
>>710227576
Is your name Erin?
>>710230257
You post timestamps with idbro references written on them. You are slandering his name for your classless indecency and attention whoring out the ass
Don't deny it
>>710227729
Volkswagens
>>710230561
link? did you call him out?
>>710230671
>You post timestamps with idbro references written on them. You are slandering his name for your classless indecency and attention whoring out the ass
AND WE LOVE IT
Any students here, anyone planning to find a job in the summer?
>>710230658
No.
>>710230639
Didn't think to, it was yesterday or the day before and he was the third post. No shit
>>710230786
Dunedin Student here, I have a summer job lined up every year if i need it, boss loves me cause i work hard.
>>710230671
its not hurting anyone so whats it to you?
>>710230693
It confused me and pissed me off so I left b. Ill check catalog now for a UK thread
>>710230655
Drum_mond
>>710230902
nothing really, just something to pick at and start shit over
>>710225517
I didn't do shit you mong
![tumblr_o41tvfBjF41unlppzo1_r3_250[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/NYXe8Mf.gif "tumblr_o41tvfBjF41unlppzo1_r3_250[1].gif")
>>710231024
you idioted too hard
>>710230876
chch here, I got offered a job from my dad friend as a guard during the peas harvest . If people ask me what I do during the summer I would just say I'm a "Peas keeper"
>>710231140
fucking kek, i work in the packhouse of a local orchard.
>>710231140
kek'd
>>710231093
I would fuck that stump
aaaaaaaaaaand this'll be my last post for the night
i hope this thread burns to the ground with all of you in it, except dunners, he's not an idiot, rest of you can burn however
later alligators
>>710231315
what'd i do to deserve that :/
>>710231315
Who the fuck is dunners. I thought it was a city kek
>>710231476
newfag
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
>>710231939
>mad because I don't know who you are
>>710231953
you all missed this crazy bitch
>>710231315
Bye
threads dying :/ RIP
Anyone know why NZ has such a bad Hip Hop scene? but female singers/writters do fine /:
because anything "gangster" in nz is filled with embarassing tryhard faggots
Any Bay of Plenty fags in here?
>>710225139
Fuck up catface
>>710233183
What if it's not "gangster"
>>710233390
still infiltrated by idiot cunts
>>710233340
what the fuck did I do
>>710234027
kek'd
>>710234027
Get the fuck in the chat
tfw like 90% sure I know who stonerchan is
>>710234491
i thought i knew her too, but I was wrong.
>>710234491
drop dox
>>710234491
Same actually.
>>710234491
Me too
>>710234589
emma?
>>710234464
I'm fucking in the chat you knob
>>710234640
Bullshit
Show pussy bby
nice australian flag idiot
>>710234906
>>710236263
The perfect boob
>>710236880
y ur nipples point wrong way
>>710237161
Cause bra/shirt under them are contorting them. You don't know how tits work boy. Lurk moar
>>710237387
Anal painal
>>710237161
Being this much of a virgin
>>710237537
Being this rectal ravaged
>>710237728
lmao post ur ip cunt so I can ban you from the chat
>>710237863
I'm zaynn
>>710236263
>>710236503
>>710237932
Feels bad knowing ill never touch boobs
>>710237863
192.168.1.254
>>710237932
>>710237387
show vagina
>>710237863
192.168.1.1
>>710238084
this
>>710237932
Show axe wound bb
>>710237161
Have you ever seen real boobs before?
>>710237863
127.0.0.1
What do with rest of the night /bros
stonerchan please post your hairy gash
>>710238883
this please
>>710238729
Hit the pipe, take apart a radio then masturbate till dawn
>>710239256
Comparing dick size?
>>710239126
would if i had any, that actually sounds fun, cant do that.
>>710239303
fuck off dunners
>>710239444
Wow rude
Sick digits though
>>710239770
Thanks for checking fam
What rates do prostitues charge?
Is it like fish and chips getting more expensive the further north you go?
>>710240319
$120 an hour for an average brothel.
TFW it's 1:45am and you get a KFC Advertisement
Quercy, will you take requests again tonight?
>>710241161
Wish I could download a car
>>710241161
Oops wrong reply. Maybe
>>710241564
show vagine
>>710241626
>>710241805
clean. light it up baby can barely see
>>710241805
>>710242487
mmm spread it pls
>>710242605
Kek you're lucky you got that.
>>710222398
yes i go to aut and there are to many fuckn sand niggers
>>710241805
>>710242232
>>710236727
https://sendvid.com/l6oc86in
FUCKING WATCH THIS SHIT
>>710243370
Nah
>>710224382
FUCK
how did i miss this??
>>710236243
stonerchan?
>>710244253
No. Lurk moar.
>>710244038
Who missed it?
>>710243722
My penis is conflicted. I watched a guy with his testicles outside of his body make them dance to like a surgeon meanwhile your titty.
>>710240319
Ask Quercy
>>710245132
I'm not a prostitute you faggot.
>>710245735
Everyone is a prostitute, it's all about price.
