We all have a secret we regret. It's time to Confess.
>Secret/Confession Thread
>>710219410
>>710216762
>use the fucking catalog
I'm going to kill whoever keeps posting these damn threads.
>>710219593
It's question guy. Someone is already hunting him.
<3 I just want people to be able to breathe and get things off their chest.
>>710219410
>five posts
>three posters
I know one was me, that means these two are samefagging:
>>710219593
>>710219676
"I have a crush on you, but I don't want this to ruin what we probably don't even have".
We talk and shit and she gives me rides home, touches me, I drop my pesto Everytime I think of her. I already have a gf
I am convinced. CONVINCED that I am a different kind of person than 75% of people. I am different kind of person for whom there is no such thing as reciprocated love
When I was a teen I did just about every drug known to man and finished school with a near perfect gpa lol
Used to have a friend who would jerk me off all the time. Borderline retarded. Batshit crazy now. Haven't heard from him in about 2 months, but currently not mad about it as he turned into a pedo.
One day when I was 15 I went to a college Halloween party and some girl thought I was cute. Told her I was 20. lost my virginity. i think she was 23. mfw she'll never know she fuk'd someone under 18 :((
My cousin suck me when i was 15 and we was 13.
His mother was near,than us and she say np ur just kid.
Then after 1 year his mom was keeping me in my house and she say ''do u want to fuck'
i say ''WTF ur my auntie''.
And we fuck.............
Now i am a litel bit nervous when i am with her.
Now i have 23 and she have 34
bump
>>710219676
QG here, literally haven't made a thread in 6 months.
My ex bf asked me to have sex with his dog when I was drunk. Not sure if I'd do that again. We are still friends and thankfully he hasn't gone around telling everyone
Im addicted to sleeping. I am hardly ever awake and sleep a lot more then normal people.
>>710225641
i prob make half of them
>>710225643
>please be real
My boner can't take the disappointment
When I was 26, I had a very sexual relationship with my cousin. In my state it's not illegal since she's my "first cousin once removed" which is different than first cousin. I wouldn't regret the fact that we had sex because that was some amazing pussy however, one day she got into an argument with her father, a crackhead, and decided to tell him that her and I were fucking. Well, her father called my father and the rest of the entire family and told them. I, of course, denied it and since none of them have a good reputation my family believed me. However, her Dad has said on multiple occasions that when he finds me, he's going to kill me and he's recruited another crackhead cousin of mine to help him. These guys are crazy enough that while they wouldn't succeed, they would definitely try.
>>710225750
>if she has that self-control to avoid pizza then it's a good sign for when you have your own kids. Unless she looks at it secretly I guess...
in 40 of the 50 states and basically every other country in the world, first cousins are legal.
Stole pictures sister sent from her phone to her bf years ago.
>>710225857
different anon here, i live in smalltownhickville county, lots of families are related so sometimes they have to do a dna test before they can marry to prove they arent too closely related. I wasnt related to anyone so everyone was fair game for me.
>>710226378
>Sweet innocent girl runs up to give your fatherr a hug.
>her soft skin pushing against his waist as her arms wrap around him
>her face barely above his belt buckle and a bit of cheek makes flesh to flesh contact on his stomach.
>she smells like fabric softener, sugar and flowers
>she squeezes tight so happy her grand daddy is there to see her.
>her body now firmly pressed against his pelvis
:O
he's watching her tonight so momy and daddy can go out on a date.
>his hearts pounding, this sweet little girl loves him so much
>but the friction against his pelvis woke up his little weewee and no it pushes against his pants into her chest
>he pretends not to notice and returns the hug
>knowing he has to get her away so she doesn't feel it pushing against her
> he lifts her up and gives her a big hug
>now fully erect with her her chest mushed against his
>>710226378
it's a good idea to do those tests for health reasons but it's not the law.
interestingly in several US states it's legal to fuck your cousin but not marry them.
>>710226528
it's the law here for marriage, as far as just sex it doesnt matter.
Once a month I take my 13yo niece to get her birth control shot. Only me, her and my gf know. Her parents are pretty conservative jesusfags so it would probably not work out well if she asked them to take her or if they knew she was on bc. If they did somehow find out she was on bc, she wouldnt tell them I was involved. she says she isnt having sex and I believe her but you never know. better safe than sry i guess.
Once when I was just a wee-lad I lived in a decent Sized Apartment complex. I was about 6 or 7 at the time. I knew these two sisters that lived two houses behind mine. I use to hangout with them around the Apartments but never went to their house. I always wondered why we never went there. One day I saw Inside the house from the front door (I think they left it open a lot Idk didn't go there much) It was a total mess newspaper everywhere piled high. Trash on the floor and I think some poop hopefully of a dog. Behind the Newspaper was a Big Fat Lady. AND when I say big fat I'm talk Fat-vampire-bitch-from-Blade-with-Wesley-Snipes Big. I could Only assume the tub of lard rolling around the house was the mother of these two girls. In my twisted kid brain I thought it would be funny to get these two little kids to say mean and Disgusting things too their own mother. And they did... they called her disgusting names because I told them too. At first I had to convince them to do it. But soon they didn't care. They would say anything to her. They would run up to their door yell some fucked up shit slam the door and run back to me laughing.
They moved shortly after I corrupted their kids.
I still think about it to this day and Hate myself for doing that. But fuck it right? I was like 6.
i'll take enough pictures and videos then do some background checks to see who's who. then i'll decide what to do.
who's here from the other thread?
>>710227132
anonymous reporting in
>>710227260
oh hey anon. nice to see you again.
>>710227132
I am also here from the other thread. Are we having a party or something?
>>710227589
it's nice to catch up like this. how have you been?
>>710227792
sure, what are you up to these days?
>>710227792
yup. Weed and vodka for all.
Did you share anything in the other thread?
bmpp
what was happening at the end of that last thread, did somebody get identified or what
>>710227825
>what are you up to these days?
Life. trudging through college, fucking sick of it but I'll be out in another year or so. How about you anon? Whats going on in your life.
>>710227858
Unfortunately I did not. I just conversed with some other anons, didn't actually share a secret last thread.
4 years ago I raped my little sister before she was legal
Because she stole all my cash from my job (5640) and gave it to her drug addict boyfriend
>>710228018
no idea, wish the thread didnt 404 i wanted to see how it panned out
>>710228127
how old were u? i assume 8-10yo. her?
>>710228296
She was turning 13
I was 17 had been saving up for a house to buy or rent for the year after
>brother was caught fucking cousin last month
>They run off before her dad can finalize the move to the other side of the country
>parents are looking for them
>uncle offered 5000 dollars cash of I can figure out where they are
>250 twenty dollar bills
>Probably thought that would be more impressive
>it kind of was but I'm not retarded and what the fuck am I going to do with that many small bills
>my parents already suspect I know but staying neutral
>I'm thinking hard about that money
I love my brother and all that but this is fucking stupid and she's 19 and he's cutting from college to do this shit. I think they'll come crawling back anyway but I won't get paid then.
>>710228055
you can still share now then.
>>710228018
QG could tell you, he was trying to hook in
>>710228567
how would raping her get your $ back?
>>710228826
Why dont you just tell us? or whoever was guessing that anons name if they are here
>>710228836
She fucked me over
So I did the same
David Reeve fucked a Hoover, also rolling g for dubs
>>710228801
My life is pretty boring if im being honest. My biggest 'secret' is that i would love to fuck the shit out of my cousin, but that really pales in comparison to everything else other anons have. And it's kind of a normal thing to admit on 4chan, but either way my family would probably kill me if they found out.
>>710228917
I know as much as you do, he was trying to kik tho
>>710227132
Guy going on suicidal steroid cycle to look like Zyzz reporting in.
>>710229021
just rape her 1 time? did she struggle?
I am an oldfag. From 2007
>>710229149
Oh hey I wanted to ask, if you've already started taking steroids, mine posting a pic? Would like to see what you look like currently.
>>710229021
Lol retard. You threaten her with rape/abuse until she finds a way to get your money back. You did it all wrong.
I'm secretly three children in a large trench coat and fedora, but nobody seems to notice.
Ran over a dog with my car one night
I used to sneak into my aunt's apartament and steal her underwear and hosiery in which I'd later dress up and masturbate: same with my sister's clothes
Plus I am adopted, but most people know.
>>710229174
I raped her once in both Ass and pussy
She struggled lots
>>710229179
I found an old usb drive full of 4chan and porn from 06 to 09 yesterday
brings back memories
>>710229194
Literally just started so gear hasnt kicked in. I did post a pic in the last thread but I kinda look shitty because I havent worked out properly in about a month (other drug habit). Hang on will crop out face and re-post.
>>710229214
I couldn't get the money back if I live in Brisbane and the guy was in Cairns
>>710229214
this. if needed, go after the bf
>>710229194
>>710229384
Not great I know but compared to how I looked for most of my 20's (stick thin druggie) I'm doing ok.
>>710229407
Then make that bitch earn that money. You dont spaz out and rape her.
half of the replies here are mine.
kek
>>710229622
She couldn't work as she had to be 14 to get a job and I was so mad
>>710229264
Poor lizard :(
>>710229343
I dont believe you.
Nothing too serious here but here goes
>be me, 13
>just barely above average intelligence
>live in small hick town so barely above average is like fucking Einstein level
>get bored with borderline special ed level classes, start skipping school
>eventually miss half of a school year
>find out CPS is launching an investigation into my absences
>they tell my parents they're going to have to go to court/possibly be arrested
>start complaining I'm tired all the time
>fake a few blackouts
>CPS orders a sleep study/brain scan
>shit my pants, cause parents could go to jail over me being a lazy fuck
>take the sleep study
>as soon as they apply the monitor electrodes and shut off the lights i start thinking of random pictures and sounds moving my eyes around in random patterns until I fall asleep
>test comes back conclusive for Narcolepsy
>parents are let off the hook for my absences
>doctor fills out paperwork for disability
>Collect a disability paycheck from the gubmint for a diaease I dont have
To this day nobody knows i faked it, I still use it to get out of shit I dont want to do
>>710229998
Ha. This one is actually genius. Good job anon.
I plan on getting drunk all day today, but I have to go to the store. I dont have it in me to shower but I havent in days and kinda stink. Should I just spray shit loads of body spray and get going or force myself to shower first?
as a horny 11yo I volunteered in my old elementary school and played 'games' with the 6yo girls in the yard at recess. First touch of a pussy.
I'm a very lonely person with far too many problems to even begin and I think I've fallen in love with a girl I've just met a few months ago and she has a boyfriend but I can't stop talking to her.
I feel terrible when I'm not speaking to her.
How do I break an addiction /b/?
>>710230227
showering now means you dont have to do it for the next week
get ahead of the game anon
>>710230243
brool story co, 1/10
>>710230338
That's true, but showering is a lot easier when drunk. It's 10 am here though and I dont want to be a smelly hobo bying booze in the AM so I think I'll grit my teeth and hose off this disgusting flesh suit.
>>710229549
>>710229194
Well do I look like shit or not? Is my goal possible?
>>710230227
>shit loads of body spray
aka mexican shower
>>710230386
>>710230435
Or maybe just a quick wash around the key areas?
I don't like my family but I pretend I do. They are as dumb as freshly cemented bricks, and they treat me like an outcast too.
/hardlyaconfessionbutyeah
>>710219410
I nearly took my sisters virginity but chickened out.
We were both in high school at the time.
>>710230633
I like most of my family but I do have members I have to 'dumb' myself down for just to make things easier.
>>710228730
tell your bro, split the cash then he and she and just get back together after shes old enough to do what the hell she wants
>>710230732
how near?
I fantasise about being gangraped by hung black trannies
>>710229850
You took the best course of action anon. Don't worry about it.
>>710231056
In a way, he paid a few grand to rape a 13 year old. A lot of people would consider that lucky.
>>710230994
She was in her bedroom. I'd seen her walking around in these tight pyjama shorts, so instant boner.
Went through with intent.Sat between her legs and wrestled her. Made sure to press my boner into her pussy, every chance i had.
She flipped me to the side.Started to put my hands up her top. She grabbed my boner through my boxers bymistake but i pushed her hand down.
Just before she said she wanted to see me naked, i got cold feet and ran to my room, to jerk off.
>>710222227
Tarl?
>>710231118
lucky how? you can rape/fuck 13yos for free
>>710230994
Funnily enough, came close again a few years later.Had been drinking with my mates.Got drunk one night and told her i wanted her to come upstairs and suck my dick via text.
She didn't tell me "No". She just said "I think you've had too much to drink :P "
Didn't tell me no,
>>710231118
That's true, but atleast she wont try it again. I'd be fucking fuming if some bitch stole ~5k and passed it on to some faggot. I wonder how much he was earning.
>>710224567
So your aubt was 9 when she had your cousin..
>>710219410
I've liked my best friend for a while, but I don't know how to ask her out.
>>710225641
Why do you ask so many questions? Do you ever answer any? Where do you live? Can I beat you to within an inch of your life?
>>710231252
highly doubt she was a virgin
>>710230483
Don't see why not, zyzz was a scrawny fuck before and got jacked because of it. Don't see why you couldn't. good luck and try not to over do it lest you die like zyzz.
>>710231252
my sisters saw me naked all the time, and vise versa
>>710231503
Well, she wasn't too confident with boys, so i figured.
I never asked.Jack off thinking about it sometimes.
I fuck my best friend in his tight ass behind his fiance's back. She would be absolutely devastated if she found out.
>>710231471
I participate in the threads too, yes, sometimes.
I am currently located in your mother's bed. come beat me, it'll make me cum harder in her ass.
>>710231653
Did you fuck her?
>>710231561
I'm nearly 30 and my life is pretty shit plus I'm mentally fucked so I'm ok with the risk.
I used to suck dick for money and weed when I was underaged.
>>710229264
Did we not expose you in court
>>710232094
i used to do it for video games and money.
if you're not lying, i know the feeling.
>>710219410
Keep telling the same story every thread like this. I love going to motels and leaving the curtains half way open and jerking off on the bed while watching porn. I bring a bag of cocaine and make sure I get a room by the walkway that people walk on to get to their rooms. On a friday night at the place I normally go to the parking lot is packed and a ton of couples end up walking by my window. Girls look in and I can hear them telling their boyfriend "did you see that". A lot of times the chicks walk back and forth past the window looking in as I look out of the corner of my eye while furiously pounding my cock while looking towards the porn on the TV. The feeling when some chick looks in is awesome. Some have knocked on my window, some have flashed me, one even came in turned out she was a hooker. Some bad times as well, cops called, front desk called me and threatened me if I didn't close the curtains they would throw me out etc. But so many damn good times..
>>710231918
no fucking them but some molesting
>>710232153
I sucked a grown mans dick for pokemon emerald version lol
>>710232263
Worth it imo. Emerald was great
I once caught my sister coming out of the shower. Her tits weren't covered by the towel she used. She asked to borrow one of my shirts. I told her to just stand where she was and watch me jack off. I jacked off and came to the sight of her amazing tits.
>>710231882
Will you draw one of your little girl porn pictures for me? Is that your only sexual release? Or are you a bottom or still virgin?
>>710232392
Did she watch you cum?
I have been treated like crap by people i was trying to help. Now all i want to do is have then feel the way i do so i am plotting ways to force bad karma on them
>>710232392
How old were you both?
>>710232392
was her towel a wash cloth? anyway fake story is fake
>>710232483
She did. I would love to see her tits again
>>710232263
i did it for a super nintendo and money.
>>710232545
Should invite her over for a drink. ;)
>>710232532
I was 16 and she was 15
>>710232586
She ever mention it afterwards?
I'm an alcoholic that drinks alone, in secret and is probably gonna walk off the bridge.
Why is live so mundane and boring
>>710232544
No, it wasn't. The way she had the towel around her it wasn't covering her tits.
>>710219410
I'm going to fuck my younger (19) year old cousin this weekend.
>>710232447
send me a pic and I'll draw you like one of my French girls.
>>710219410
i found love, become my gf, lost my virginity and became happy.
yesterday i catch her kissing an other man,
i cant forgive her but the truth is that i cant stop loving her, and it hurt so bad.
>>710232625
No, she never spoke about it after that day. I can't bring her over for a drink, she lives in a different state.
>>710232582
are you that faggot anon that used to let his mom's boyfriend fuck you for video games?
>>710232705
Should message her, out of the blue and escalate to bringing it up.
>>710232758
yes.
>>710232795
I may just do that. I might be able to get nudes from her since she is in a bind at the moment.
>>710232544
How dare you imply an incest story on b/ is fake.
I plan to save enough money to disappear from my loved ones without a trace. Including anyone I may be dating at the time because no one has made me happy enough to include in my plans.
>>710232641
It's 10:30 am here and I'm just cracking open my first can of the day. Alcoholism whoop whoop!
>>710232893
What's her bind?Yeah, go for it dude. Add her on snapchat or kik.
>>710232893
If you don't try, you die.
As a guy who didn't think he'd be hooking up with his hot cousin at the weekend, what have you got to lose bro?
For all you know, she could have fingered herself thinking about it.
18 now, sucking guys off for money for about a year and a half now
sucking can be fun
much prefer girls but its easy money
>>710232997
She has a warrant out for her arrest. She fled the scene of an accident. Got picked up by the cops, went to court and she was ordered to pay fines and her license was supended. She left the state, got the warrant and owes about 2 grand in fines and fees.
>>710233214
How much you charge?
>>710233079
She may have. The thought of her fingering herself to me makes me hard as a rock.
>>710232641
go alone in bar every night to drink and try to forget my ex. alcoholisme whoop whoop.
hidden cam'ed my 14 yr step daughter
>>710233323
Add me on kik.We can chat more.
kclif01
>>710233331
>>710232980
How old are you guys?
I've just turned 20 and I don't know what I want to do in life and I'm filled with crippling loneliness. I'm not exactly a bad looking bloke I'm just a fucking spong
How long have yous been drinking?
>>710219410
I fuck 2 times the same shemale but i dont regret... my current female gf is uglier than that trans
First time I saw my wife she was passed out drunk at a party. Guys we're still taking turns fucking her while she was out. I took my turn. Fucked her ass and pussy. I met her again a few months later. She was actually a really nice girl. Some guys had but shit in her drink with intention of knocking her out and using her like a slut. She was pretty traumatized by it. We became friends and I married her despite hearing shit from my friends about it. To this day she has no idea I was one of the scumbags that fucked her that night
>>710233270
done between 50 and 80 euros
i kinda feel out how much the guy is willing to pay first
>>710233575
Never tell her Anon.
That's seriously fucked and she'd probably kill you in your sleep or she'd reveal that she wants to do it again
both outcomes are bad
>>710233451
I'm 29. Wish I could give you some advice. I was actually pretty happy at your age (or at least stable). Decent job, long term gf. Lost both at 21 and pretty much lost most of my 20's to drugs. I've kicked them and got myself into therapy but I worry it might be too late. If you have a problem, address and confront it now and dont try and drown it out like I did, that's all I can say.
I steal panties whenever I'm at a female friends house. Even if they're not that hot.
I'm a closetted trans bitch who's greatest dream is to become a cum slut bdsm sub...
>>710233575
Do you regret doing it to her? Also, does she have any rape fantasies because of what happened to her?
>>710233751
I've been trying to throw shit down and ignore it for a long time. I just don't have any motivation for anything and every time I actually self reflect and look at what the fuck I'm doing I just think I'm being a melodramatic edgelord teenager. I've been drinking far too often now and I'm sure I'll end up turning to some drug at some point.
It doesn't seem to get better anon
I hate all humans. We are a retarded species. Smart enough to build technology. But stupid enough to not realise the bigger price we pay for rich man's greed.
>>710234037
I mean, what's your life situation like? Job/school/friends etc?
Reminder that you're not anonymous.
Google is actively working to tie your online posts to your voter record.
>>710234026
One the one hand I don't regret it. There was something so hot fucking her in front of a bunch of guys and watching other guys ducking her while she was helpless and passed out.
I do regret that it really messes her up to a certain degree. Like a said she's a really nice girl just not really the smartest girl in the world. It didn't give her rape fantasies but it did turn her into a slut in bed. She'll let me do pretty much anything I want to her in bed now. She'll just lie there and take it.
>>710234183
Lol k noble savage go live in the woods then.
>>710234252
I'm not American and also behind 7 proxies so fuck you.
>>710234233
Jobless, I was at College and I suddenly lost motivation in my course. Dropped.
Went back a year later, finished and got into uni, dropped.
I have a few irl friends but for the most part they don't speak to me often so it's debatable if I could call them friends.
Don't get invited out. All my friends are people I speak to online daily.
>>710219410
i cheated on my last girlfriend for months and never told her.
broke up with her when i found out she kissed her ex when her and i were fighting and i was staying with my parents for a few days.
and nothing of value was lost
>>710234252
i dont vote or give a fuck.
nothing i post here is real anyways.
kek.
>>710234292
Yeah you can't help but empathize with your wife, I can respect that. Good to know she didn't get some sort of ptsd and it all worked out.
>>710234468
All in all if I had it to do over again I would
>>710219410
I am currently juggling over ten women. Id get the actual count but id have to stop and actually think about it. I dont want to, because i feel bad, but the attention i get from them is intoxicating. Until about 5 or 6 yrs ago, you'd think i couldnt get a woman to look my way even if i paid. Now i get so much female attention that sometimes i feel like im drowning in it. Most of the time its pretty cool but a lot of times i find myself thinking "i never fuckin signed up for this shit." I'm talking all ages, sizes, colors, etc. The last 5 years have been one gnarly fucking hell ride. A lot of it i regret but a lot was just a blast. I dont even know.
>>710232263
laughed out loud, thanks
>>710234008
Are you op? Because you're one hell of a faggot.
no regrets but when my nephews stay at my place I let them shower with me and my gf.
>>710234355
Yeah I'm a college drop out too. All my friends went on to uni so lost contact with them. Made plenty of 'friends' in my drug years but since I'm not turning up at parties with bags of the stuff (I was a dealer at one point) they dont give a fuck now.
Just find an entry level job at the biggest, most stable company you can find and try not to get bored or fired.
Maybe try exercise/working out as well and treat alcohol as a reward rather than just something you do.
>>710234690
Fuck off with your 'problems'
>>710219410
my father called me a useless waste of space and to protect his honor and keep him honest i purposefully missed my math and science finales and failed he asked what happend and some how i lied my way out of it
>>710235051
Srsly guise, if id have known the magnitude of bullshit id have to deal with as a result, id have never spent my teenage and early adult years wishing i was hot and desirable
>>710234295
Already planned it out. (: Keep focusing on working so you can buy a big TV, the lastest smartphone, better faster computer parts. Got to love your knowing your lifes worth is the same as pieces of green paper.
>>710235165
so you failed it for no reason? what's the fucking point if you're not gonna tell him you failed it on purpose cuz he was talking shit.
what the fuck
>>710235202
Spoken like a teenage stoner who just discovered Bill Hicks. You can have a tv and still have a meaningful life. Have fun in the woods bored as fuck feeling superior to everyone.
>>710234908
seriously. fuck off you stupid shower faggot.
I'm only mildly atracted to adult women. If there was a place with no age of consent and which accepted adult having sex with children, I would give up everything I own to move there.
My masturbation fantasies are 90% girls in the 3-4 year old range.
>>710235165
>>710235223
Some Japanese level shit right here. What was the point?
I've made so many fakes of my ex that I've reached pro-level photoshopping.
>>710235223
if i had the chance id do it again
>>710235456
Jeez cant you just want to fuck 10-13 year olds like a normal pedo?
>>710235541
Damn. Wish I had your skills/patience.
>>710235448
i post it just to piss you off
>>710235555
nice quads tho
>>710235479
for honor of course
also he pisses me off
i didn't even want to go to collage working haply now and in four year i'll be earning more then he does so thats a plus
post a pic of a girl you'd like faked and I'd be happy to show you my skills
>>710235620
>>710235755
4got to link
>>710235669
no you dont you fucking deviant.
go shower and gtfo.
>>710235797
Not sure what kinda of pic would be best?
>>710235737
Dont get the 'honor' part. Surely it would piss him off more to prove him wrong?
>>710235992
preferably decent res with hair both sides
>>710219410
I masturbated in the bus once
>>710236120
Nothing, I used to jack off in school every day back in 8th grade. That's in class, not the bathroom.
>>710236170
That's nothing. I used to fake an orgasm with my gf and then got jack off after she fell asleep.
>>710236027
i am but my way
>>710235992
Oh hey, it's Psycho Bitch.
>>710235924
lol u madd
>>710236251
Damn... That's sad as fuck man. Did she just not do it for you?
I dated 2 girls who COULDN'T make me cum for shit, I'd get lik 85% there and not cum, They had to do oral to finish it off. It's a curse man. .
>>710236331
This was my first gf, we were both virgins so the sex wasnt great. I've been able to come with other girls since but honestly when I'm in a relationship and having sex often it just becomes a chore. I'm either going through looooong dry spells or having sex often and bored of it.
>>710236299
You know her?
>>710236452
Maybe that's it, as I've only dated virgins. One was better than the others, but the first 2 were trash.
>>710236525
Yeah some girls think guys just need to pump away and they'll come buckets (and maybe some guys do) but it doesnt work like that for me. MUCH prefer oral+hands. It's just some much more...I dunno...relaxed almost? You can just enjoy the sensations without worrying about condoms and all of that.
>>710219410
I have information that will indict hillary clinton.
>>710236701
I think even without condoms and shit Oral is the best overall. More stimulation and such.
>>710236701
I wish I had your problem. I usually cum within 10 seconds of entering a vagina
>>710236488
No but in fb fap threads some anon keeps posting her and talking about how crazy she is. She kinda got that 'imma fuck and then kill you' look I guess.
>>710236750
You're dead kiddo.
>>710236756
Try jerking off a few hours before? For me I take so long to cum I get anxiety about my penis getting bored and going soft.
>>710236948
Jerking off, or even just round two of sex only makes me last a couple of minutes. Doesn't help that I have a small dick too
>>710236750
thats a real fast way to get yo self killed
>>710237015
Maybe need some viagra or something to keep you going. What about from oral?
>>710235412
Not going to lie, im high as a motherfucker but no clue who Bills Hicks is lmao. I don't care about the technology itself that's fine. But life being worth as much as pieces in green paper and gadgets. Kind of takes life out of life.
>>710233368
Damn son. Story?
If your reading this your parents will die within 5 years to break the curse you must copy this to 5 pictures good luck. If you love your mom post this to 20 picture. One girl ignored this and her mom died 365 days later. Sorry I can't ignore this because I love my mom
>>710237144
>no clue who Bills Hicks is
you need to be 18 to be here, bye bye bubby
>>710237144
Ok, then what IS life worth? You can live a life full of love, friendship and appreciating nature's beauty and still have an iPhone.
>>710237184
Ugh can you just kill my dad instead?
>>710237257
How do you know?
>>710237144
Go search him on YouTube and find your new hero.
>>710237107
I can last longer from oral np it's just vaginas that make me pop so fast.
One thing I want to ask about though. When receiving really good head, takes a while and I'm in ecstasy my face sometimes goes completely numb. Like I can't feel my entire face and even my arms and legs get kinda numb. Anyone experience that?
>>710237310
What kind of response is that? You think the average person is a meme that stars blankly at a computer screen and never experiences the joys of life?
A girl and her mum and sister were mean to to in school, So about 11 years ago I found her MySpace and made a shity meme out of her DP and posted it on my photobucket.
A few weeks later someone found it and shared it on some image boards and people made fun of her because she was missing her chin and harassed her and her family,
At the time it made me feel great, very empowered as well as sending my confidence through the roof.
Ive grown up a bit now and I see her once every few weeks and I feel kinda bad for her.
>>710237392
No dude that sounds weird. Only had that from drugs lol.
>>710237392
I get that but for me it's like pins and needles, like the feeing you get when you lay on your arm wrong.
>>710237515
>missing her chin
Kek
i quit every job i had after a few months but told my parrents that i got fired.
>>710237581
That's...the opposite way to do things, surely?
>>710237459
So you don't actually know but you're hedging your bets that it's possible.
Despite the millions of depressed and unfullfilled young people who use the internet everyday.
How do you actually know it's possible to live a fullfilling life without an iPhone?
>>710237542
Yeah that's it! That's what I was going for, my english isn't the best
Fucking crazy feeling. afterwards I especially like her to lay up against me, preferably cum covered face against mine
I sold a friend's original gameboy to a classmate in middle school for $10.
>>710237459
You didn't say >never experiences the joys of life you said >live a life FULL of love, friendship, and appreciating nature beauty
>>710237750
Of course it's possible. People lived happily for thousands of years before Steve Jobs was born. And I'm nearly 30 and I didnt grow up with a computer or any of that shit. I've been plenty happy in my life, despite buying an ipod and everything. Again, what exactly are you looking for in life? I dont really know what your angle is other than vague 'we should stop looking at screens and look at trees' hippie bullshit.
Hi guys.
I'm new here.
My name is Anonymous and I come from Facebook.com. Anyway, I figure this thread is right up my alley as a place to make my first post.
When I was 6-8 the family dog had a few different litters of puppies and I used to go into the basement, pull them off her teets and put them on my wiener. It felt good, but I never came. First time I came was in a shampoo bottle when I was 11. I would take the cap off, squeeze some air out, then put my wiener in the top and release so the low pressure inside would suck my wiener in. I would then tip the bottle down, so the shampoo would act as a lube and lift the bottle up and down while squeezing it to lower the pressure inside.
After I turned 12 I had to stop using shampoo bottles, my wiener got too big for the top, and so I started rubbing my wiener with stuff animals, furiously, until they got too sticky, then I'd let them dry, rub off the flaky cum and do it again.
I didn't start masturbating with my hand around my shaft until I was 17.
I still masturbate half the time with soft material wrapped around my penis, like fleece or fluffy cotton blankets.
I'm in my late 30s.
I've done other things, but I will save them for another time. Thanks for reading.
>>710237879
Your comparing semantics of two sentences I used in different contexts. What's your point?
>>710226859
john?
One time I was really high on MDMA and I was jerking it for hours but couldnt come.
I gave up, but my penis stayed a weird shape for hours, like all the blood had stayed in the head but the rest had gone limp.
I was so scared, but I took some sleeping pills and the next morning it was back to normal.
YAY!
I tried to groom a child so i can fuck him when i was around 14 15. I never acted on it though. I fame to my senses
>>710237750
Wow dude. You must be, like, so woke right now.
>>710238029
People living happily for thousands of years have literaly no relevance to whether or not it's possible to live a fillfilling life WITH an iPhone.
I think there's something lost from having a constant tether on you.
Clearly you can't use yourself as an example if you've lived a good proportion of your life WITHOUT AN iPHONE.
>>710226892
why? you helped the mother realize her incorrect way of life, and now she weighs 52kg and has a spotless house.
her daughters choke on dick every evening though
>>710238183
negative
>>710238124
You're moving the goalposts is my point
first it's a life full of love, frendship blah blah..
Then all of a sudden it's just: had a meaning ful experience one time
raped by grandfather every day when I was forced to live with him for a while/spent the night there. Was 4 to about 15yo. You faggots are the first people I've told.
>>710238288
I have lived both with and without an iPhone, and found happiness etc in both those times. I STILL dont know what your point is. You think everyone would be better off if technology regressed? You think taking selfies is ruining lives? What are you getting at?
>>710220448
Grow up
>>710238406
Never mind the goalposts, you're not even on the fucking field at this point.
>>710238433
Damn, sorry anon
>>710238283
What an important comment from this anon
Ladies and gentlemen: the numale retard
>>710219410
I jerked off in a hot tub, WITH people in it
>>710238433
Is he dead?
>>710238536
He is not
>>710238124
this pretentious hippie thing isn't going to work out for you if you're this fucking bad at arguing.
also i am 22 and haven't had a phone for years.
>>710238516
Lol I know dude. I bet he doesnt even smoke weed lmao.
>>710238613
>this fucking bad at arguing
But you havent laid out an argument. All you did was post some bullshit about humanities greed and how you were gonna live in the woods. And the rest of the time you've just been talking absolute bollocks about 'well, how do you know if iphones affect happiness?'. You're being a dumbass.
>>710225750
Clay County, KY
>>710238604
You ever thought about telling your parents/authorities? It's not too late.
>>710238763
quoted the wrong guy! was meant for the guy you're arguing with, oops.
>>710238848
This is a dumb argument anyway. I'm just gonna lay it out like this and hopefully move on;
Can you live a full life with an iPhone? Yes
Can you live a full life without an iPhone? Yes
Can you live a miserable life with an iPhone? Yes
Can you live a miserable life without an iPhone? Yes
Technology doesnt change what you get out of life unless you go full autistic PC master race or crazy dude living in the woods.
>>710238459
I'm straight up just asking how you know something, how do you know you can have a fullfilling life with an iPhone?
The iPhone literally came out 9 years ago, yet you're so certain. Who the fuck has lived their entire life with an iPhone and can say their life has been meaningful and fulfilling? WHERE ARE YOU GETTING YOUR DATA NIGGER
>>710239062
Holy shit you really are high.
>>710229149
How did you source your estrogen inhibitor? adex?
>>710238827
>
It would destroy the family. This ones with me to the grave unfortunately.Thing is I'm pretty sure his daughter was on the end of it too
>>710238613
You're talking to the wrong guy, idiot.
>Htf can you be this bad at arguing
>>710238121
>mfw when I did all those same things
>mfw I'm 40
>>710239156
your mum/aunt?
when i was 16 i took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend
>>710239175
im high too :( but ya that was pretty embarrassing, i will leave this thread with much shame. goodbye
>>710239349
Aunt
>>710239154
Got some anastrozole. Got all my gear of the dark web no problems.
>>710239351
Dude how small is your fucking dick kek
>>710239472
Its not small. His ass stretched pretty well anyways.
>>710239049
Have you huys ever been to a music festival lately?
Have you not seen the people, compelled to record on their phones despite knowing they're not going to get anything out of watching it later. And also ruining their own experience in the moment by doing it. An iPhone/social media is a tether and I don't believe you can live as fullfilling a life with one
>>710239472
tiny, about 6.5"
>>710239472
Approximately the size of the Brooklyn Bridge. Little bitch didnt even wake up.
>>710220448
that's called being fat and ugly
>>710229021
That was an expensive fuck for you. You could have bought premium pussy several times for that kind of money
>>710223783
> : ((
wtf, that's an epic win, not a secret to be ashamed of
>>710239815
So that's your way of judging a fulfilling life, how a person enjoys a music festival? Music festivals are basically for kids to take drugs and feel cool for a weekend, I dont think them uploading some shaky footage of the Red Hot Chilli Peppers to FB really takes away much from the experience.
Technology changes peoples lives, always has. But like I said, it shouldnt change what you get out of life unless you're a retard anyway.
>>710219410
I fucked my ex's sister in my ex's bed while she was in the shower.
>>710233451
21yo, i began to drink at 16 but became alcholic last year.
>>710219410
I take my coffee with some cream
not because I like my coffee light and sweet
but because because otherwise it's too hot
>and if it's too hot it might try to fuck other men behind your back
>>710240940
kekd
>>710240551
After you broke up?
>>710240480
Wow you're so old and stoic I can tell you've really lived life to the full and know what you're talking about. Oh no wait your just another aspie who gets confused and scared by loud noises, sheeeit
>>710240480
If you think that's why people go to music festivals you're clearly an autist who's never enjoyed themself, and that is sad
>>710241094
>you've really lived life to the full
Ok tell me what you consider 'living life to the full' and I'll tell you honestly if I've experienced it or not.
>>710241200
I've enjoyed myself plenty, retard. I've been to music festivals and most of the people there are dumb kids just wanting to go crazy for a few days.
>>710241035
nope.
>>710241200
Just chiming in,
you're a retarded faggot, kys
Whoever's fucking with him, fight the good fight, apparently he will run away like a bitch forever if pushed far enough
>>710241224
Have you ever let go of your shallow cynicism and neurosis over whether or not you're "too good for this" for long enough to earnestly enjoy something?
>>710219410
I sexually assaulted and raped several women when I was in my early 20s. I'm a pretty huge consent activist now.
>>710241610
I expect comments like this from superior autists^tm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFvs8qd3hhE
i want to tell my family about my youtube video.
But they just wont understand
>>710241595
Nice, which sister was hotter? Did you only do it once?
>>710241728
i begged my boss for a new position at work because i fucking hate my lead setup and his (potential) fuck buddy
>>710241669
>shallow cynicism
You're the one who thinks having a smart phone leads to a less happy life, idiot.
And stop asking vague questions, what exactly are you asking me?
I've done every drug possible, taken acid with my best friend and cuddle in a hammock watching the sun rise
I've partied for a week straight on a cocktail of drugs, completely forgetting myself and just giving into chemical pleasure.
I've travelled America and Europe, seen some amazing places and explored some beautiful cities.
I've been in love, had my heart broken, made love to someone I loved and fucked someone I hated.
And at no point during any of those things did I think 'am I too good for this?' or whatever bullshit you're implying.
>>710241865
Myfeethurt.png
Last night I came in my 15yo sister in law's Dutch bros on the way home with it. Felt amazing
>>710242003
>>710241976
Did I strike a fucking nerve, faker?
>>710242057
Brain...
>>710242116
Jesus you're a faggot.
>>710242116
You couldnt strike a fucking match you low testosterone deep fried faggot.
>>710241976
Yeah but you have an iPhone doe so you must be unfulfilled.
>>710242159
>>710242190
I expect as much from someone who doesn't have any perspective
>>710242279
Kek great response. What exactly have you done with your wonderful, technophobe life?
>>710242156
brain?
>>710242279
Does it bother you knowing you amount to nothing,
have experienced nothing,
have contributed nothing,
and can easily be baited into wasting your time on the internet you so claim to devalue?
I feel a cosmic kinship with people who know you in real life, and we don't like you.
and as always, please kill yourself
>>710242360
Someone's already there. No one cares. Not even the person there.
>>710242746
I don't understand?
someone's already in brain?
>>710242684
You don't know me, and because you're so far off I'm going to assume you're just talking to yourself
