Waifu thread. Don't post in here if you're name is
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Waifu thread. Don't post in here if you're name is Alice. Duke is fine
>>768516808
Why do you post in here? This isn't /waifu/
My threads are different.
>>768516963
These are my threads so you must have business with me? Out with it please, dear. I'm a busy woman.
>>768517097
Is that supposed to be insulting? Please, lets be diplomatic about this. Do you have a way I can talk to you outside of these threads?
>>768516808
Dear Alice:
Fuck you.
[spoiler]And fuck me.
-Love, Kirisame[/spoiler]
>>768517283
Please give me some contact details so we can talk this over like adults. Don't worry, I don't bite.
>>768517283
Is that so?
Well... In that case, I need to have a word or two with that miko, da ze.
002 is bloodchan
Rem claimed
you waifu fags disgust me
bow to the real queen of b
>>768517439
Why you want to come in my thread and cause trouble, young lady?
Tell me, is your business to stir up things in my little community?
>>768517433
Haha very funny. Just because I shitpost a lot doesn't mean I don't want the best for these threads.
>>768517421
Very funny. You know who I really am.
>>768517439
I'm back. Red-white seems to comply now that I've had a word with her.
>>768517650
You sure are attracting a lot of negative attention to yourself.
Now let us make haste. What have you come here for?
>>768517685
I'm Mi Liu, you absolute fucking failure.
>>768517821
I didn't do much, really... Let's just forget the nitty gritty and just say she forgot how to breathe for a while, da ze.
>>768518010
Relaaax. She's more like a low-grade youkai than a human at this point. She'll just come back like she always does, ze.
>>768517821
What is your business? What ever business you have with my thread is my business too. Or are you using "business" as an excuse to disrupt the homogeneity of my community?
Maybe you should try to ignore hostile persons and not engage in them?
Listen, Alice, you're a great gal and all, but the posters in the thread don't like you very much. Which distracts from quality shitposting. And to be quite frank, I am not very fond of you either. It would be very kind and gracious of you to remove yourself from this enviroment.
>>768518175
Nobody actually gives a fuck if she posts or not. She can post if she wants to.
>>768518175
Oh my, I seem to have forgotten an image.
>>768518260
Idiot.
>>768518299
Yes, we are all homogeneous in a way in my community. We have balance here.
I do realise this is /b/ but this is also an avatarfagging community. And as an Elitist, I do not appreciate strangers infiltrating our thread.
And we have talked before. I have strong feelings for you but not in the way you're probably thinking. I may sound polite right now, but I dislike you with a passion, sorry to say.
>>768518254
You know faceless Anons aren't allowed to have opinions in this community~
>>768518346
Obligatory No u
>>768518638
You know brainless underaged children aren't allowed to post in this community~
>>768518751
You know if you don't tell what "business" you're conducting, I'll have to be more hostile towards you.
It seems that you aren't conducting any business here.
>>768518831
He isn't. He's breaking the rules by being here.
>>768518952
Oops not again.
>>768518983
I'm not underage anymore, dude.
>>768518831
hello! who is Mi Liu?
>>768519028
Yeah right.
>>768519031
Global rule 2.
>>768519031
I see how it is then. You are not conducting business and are completely full of shit. I wish death upon you and your family. Without that paper in front of your face, you'd look like Mr. Joshua Graham without his face dressings. Speaking of Fallout, I'll bet my bottom dollar you look like Moira Brown after Megaton's nuke was set off. Your voice sounds like you are a chain smoker. You think you're a biological female but you are mentally ill. I also bet that you smoke like William B. Davis. How many packs a day? Isn't that expensive
Also if you've endured worse, why ban me from aneki house? Is it because I make you seeth with anger.
>>768519508
Why do you take anyone not wanting your childish behavior around as anger?
Shop owners aren't angry just because they kick out someone who keeps repeating "NO SELL IT FOR LOWER NO SELL IT FOR LOWER".
>>768519508
S-sorry, I am here f-for business <4 T-try again!
>>768519721
Okay, go back to aneki house. No one here likes you.
>>768519800
*blinks slowly* T-that person is not affiliated with m-me dear.
>>768519508
Actually, I q-quite prefer NV <4
"The reason I survived is because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me" <4 V-very powerful words.
I am scared ;~; many posts are gone from both threads.
>>768520024
They got slammed
>>768520111
oh no ;~; that sounds painful.
hello Rem!
>>768520111
Nope, I deleted them
>>768520198
no, misaka worst did
>>768520228
What? I deleted my own threads because the quality started to drop immensely once Alice showed up.
Farewell for now, gonna play some vidya until Alice scrams
>>768520353
Don't w-worry, I'll be here when you return <4
>>768519508
Wait, wasn't the reason you were banned from Aneki Chat because you posted CP of Asterisks?
>>768520701
Nope.
>>768520774
actually yeah it is lmao
-Kermit
>>768520774
Kermit: the reason he was banned from aneki house was because he posted an underaged kids ass
Kermit: namely asterisk's
>>768520827
Kermit is full of shit
>>768520892
that's the reason you were banned. We even have chat logs. Deal with it and stop blaming Alice when you post CP lmao
>>768520813
Ban Nep then, he posted my underage ass.
>>768521092
Nep has been banned for months dude
>>768521017
Shut the fuck up. You dont care about people who post CP. Nep has posted pics of me before and you guys give 0 shits
>>768521158
nep got banned too
>>768521158
you were banned for posting CP. Deal with it.
>>768521158
Nep didn't post nudes of you. He posted your face. That's not illegal. CP is.
IMAGINE SHARING PICTURES OF YOURSELF NAKED WITH PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET AND NOT WANTING THEM TO BE DISTRIBUTED
ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED?
>>768521286
seems like a reasonable request
>>768521318
RETARD CONFIRMED
STOP POSTING NUDES OF MY BOYFRIEND
>>768521352
retarded to think people wouldn't want their nudes spread?
>>768521497
No, retarded to think that people won't spread images online. Do you really know these people? Can you call them on a personal device and have a good chance of being reciprocated?
Or are these random ass mother fuckers from all over the world that you decided to share your privacy with?
Fucking retard.
>>768521253
He never posted my face you retard. I posted my own face and he posted my nudes.
>>768521620
wait so you are blaming the victims? cuz it doesn't really matter what anyone thinks or says, spreading CP is wrong lol
>>768521674
Blaming the victim who shot themselves in the foot?
You bet your shiny helmet you white knight faggot.
>>768521672
not in aneki chat
>>768521672
so you admit you posted CP
>>768516686
something all faggot weeaboos must learn:
all waifus. are shit waifus.
>>768521751
luckily that's not how laws work
>>768521770
correct
>>768521752
He posted the pics of my face I posted here? Lmao how obsessed does he have to be with me to do that lmao
>>768521789
good job, boy
>>768521780
A fucking shame to be honest.
>>768521875
how awful do you have to be to post CP then get angry at someone who didn't even ban you for the decision to ban you?
>>768521928
not really.
hey it i didnt tell aster to send his ass. I literally asked if I could see a pic of him. I didn't mean fucking nudes at all.
>>768521955
Get a trip so I can filter your retarded ass.
>>768516686
MAKE WAY NIGGER JEWS!
>>768521998
and yet you posted them. that was YOUR choice.
>>768522056
trips don't work on /b/ unless you use namesync which turns your computer into a bot net.
>>768522084
Or did I?
>>768522335
yes
>>768522335
Proof you did it: https://i.imgur.com/gxhOpai.png
>>768522222
Hmm'st'd've
Nice digits
>>768516686
I'm fine?
>>768522191
isnt that game dead?
>>768522222
yes!
how have you been?
>>768522429
>>768522360
Did I do it though? That looks like someone named Yuri. I'm not Yuri.
>>768522111
>bot net.
Oh no, I sure hope the owner at iamnotgoodwithcomputers doesn't steal all of my completely legal anime.
>>768522746
they steal your bandwidth and cpu
>>768522743
yes
best girl
>>768522790
Woah. Weird. I'm using a packet analyzer, and guess what?
There are no suspicious packets leaving my network.
Oh shit, and my CPU is at... 2%%%%%??!??!?!
The fucking assholes!
>>768522797
Last time I remember I'm My Loo and not Yuri?
>>768522959
you aren't very good at packet analysis
>>768522969
you are both
>>768523081
That's the best you can come up with. Well. You seem convinced. Where is your proof? I mean, that burden lies with you.
>>768523095
No I am not, I am either Mi Liu, or Zero Two
>>768523143
Given Sef literally used it to get everyone using namesync banned, i'm gonna go with that
>>768523152
Also Yuri, we have shots of you literally coming in as Mi Liu and then changing your name
>Ian does something dumb
shocking
>>768523238
Where?
>>768523210
So you mean a DB of IPs got banned because they were using 3rd party extensions?
Wow. This botnet sure is rude.
>>768523418
Right here: https://i.imgur.com/P6poDHU.png
>>768523477
yep and then used to mine bitcoins
