Images that make you think about life or make feel sad and depressed
>>768516801
dafuq is dat hair nigga?
Images are poor depiction of reality.
>>768517488
Because you're not fighting any war
>>768517914
>>768518055
So gay
The soldiers pic make me cry, for real
>>768518219
I’ve been in for 5 years and this shit doesn’t make me sad because I’ve never met bigger pieces of shit in my life until I joined.
>>768517264
ha. clever.
>>768516710
>>768518932
expand thoughts?
>>768516801
I had that exact same thermostat since 85'. Just replaced it with a Lyric.
>>768517914
>>768517949
>>768518055
>>768518219
>military masturbation
kys, fucking brainwashed drone.
>>768518932
I spent five years in the navy and everyone was the worst.
>>768519239
Hate the USA tho, not from that shitty crountry
>>768519084
>>768519318
USA Navy?
>>768517488
That is mental illness as a whole. :(
>>768519362
Yes
>>768519356
>>768519356
Is this sad because some of us are alone?
>>768518195
>>768519239
triggered snowflake kikes
>>768518055
>>768517914
fucking normies >>768518219
>>768518219
Well, don't invade other countries then you fucktards
>>768518932
Usually pieces of shit magnetize to other pieces of shit, that's mostly likely your problem. I've met some of the best people I've ever met while I was in, moved states and started a business with them after a few of us were out.
>>768519609
>normies=people who actually did something with their lives, or at least tried
such compliment, thanks.
>>768518219
Nice fucking b8, got a bunch of tards responding.
>>768519697
that's a great story
>>768519747
nice try but low q b8
>>768518932
Any stories?
Astana - World capital by 2050
Idk why those cake pics are so depressing. Sure the kids in them look nerdy but they're having a birthday celebration with their families, that isn't very depressing
this always makes me think about life and of everyone i've lost
Their entire life is about to begin. Meanwhile I’m about to turn 37, in a mind numbing office job, single and childless. The only joy I have is the fact my weight, choice of diet, and stress will kill me before i reach the age of having to live in a nursing home
this makes me miss my teens. was chill.
>>768520218
how old are you
>>768520300
32. not so chill.
>>768520267
This is depressing because we had those same kind of plates before Katrina
>>768519084
I wish I had a qt geek girlfriend I could talk with about free software and Richard Stallman at 2 a.m.
>>768519697
What if you and them are pieces of shit?
cosy pics and gifs makes me feel sad because my life is rarely nice.
>>768520644
meant to post this
>>768520217
You have a choice. You can sit on your fatass and regret being single and not young, or you can do something about it. At thia point, meet old bitches off of craigslist or something. Online dating for older folks. Go to places where widows go, if you’re into that.
If you’re still thinking about that 10/10 20 something babe you are still waiting to magically fall from the sky on your dick, it just won’t happen. It takes some effort, and even trying as hard as you can, you can score some half decent older women with sagged tits and blown out pussy, but that’s better than being alone and crying about it.
>>768520217
Never too late to change your self. What do you have to lose? Improve yourself
>>768520741
*old bitches off of craigslist or something* fuck that, go on tinder and find yourself a hot single desperate mom. Good amount of them there. But first get your self in shape never to late.
>>768520034
You have friends don't you......
>>768517657
That one is just lame
Breathing slowly, mechanical heartbeat
Losing contact with the living
Almighty TV plugged, hybrid empty brain
Don't see anything real in the game
The tension is building constantly
No reason just a reflex I have, driven by clockwork
I try to keep an eye open
And I realize I haven't closed my eyes in a long time
Neglected emotions leading to catastrophic voyage on the other side
I have been given so much stress and lack of confidence
I've been given the gift of so small hope deep inside
I haven't close my eyes in a long time, I am trying
I cannot stomach these forms and colors anymore
But I'm here to continue, after all I have been through
I try to keep my eyes open, I am realizing
This life and death more precious than anything
I won't bring no material in the after life
Take no possessions, I would rather travel light
I'm of this kind that kills all day
But I don't know yet how to die
Art of dying is the way to let all go
Within I practice, in the secret of my soul
My shape in the reflector has
Now for ever, a life on it's own
>>768519340
>hate the USA
>not from that shitty country
And yet you take all the things the USA invented for granted.
You sure do love Americans, you go on the internet say how much you hate them as if its some badge of honor in your shitty third world country
"Heaven and Earth are not partial. They do not kill living things out of cruelty or give them birth out of kindness. We do the same when we make straw dogs to use in sacrifices. We dress them up and put them on the altar, but not because we love them. And when the ceremony is over, we throw them into the street... but not because we hate them."
- from the Tao Te Ching
>>768521312
I like this
the classic
>>768521133
What is this...
life is like smoking a cigarette while floating on a sofa in the black sea
>>768516710
>>768521909
The feels
> srry, not images
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5THqAY3u5oY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PI4Mv8R0mE0
>>768517657
This is some cringe level shit. Leave a girl alone if she's not interested.
Afraid she'll find your message creepy? Don't fucking send it and move on
>>768519239
This
>>768520685
Sauce? Who is this?
>>768525151
It isnt.
Why fuck up what you already have with the thought of asking for something more, or even just commenting and the tone coming off bad.
>>768521995
I was thinking about this photo last night
>>768525341
Go shoot up a sorority neckbread
>>768525454
>im a child and dont have complex emotions
>i am unable to handle emotions so i deflect them on the internet
>>768525556
Get bent
>>768519239
Faggot
>>768525694
>>768516710
>>768525877
>>768525997
this just makes me think of the lies of the media and our governments
>>768519356
Lost.
>>768519475
Yep.
>>768520772
>What do you have to lose?
You're asking the wrong question. Doing something requires some kind of surplus energy or resources, and it requires you to have some clue about what to do. If you lack either of those things -- or worse yet, both -- then "improve yourself" is indistinguishable from "just win the lottery."
>>768526170
I don't feel bad for Saddam but he was ousted and executed under false pretenses
>>768526414
i don't either. he wasn't a great guy, but he's not as bad the zionists who run us
>>768519984
That's so cool
>>768526701
COMFY
O
M
F
Y
>>768521995
>>768525385
Explain
>>768526701
That looks incredibly comfy. I envy you if this is your set up
Ano, do you have someone waiting for you?
>>768527053
It´s not, I wish it was
>>768516710
>>768516766
>>768516801
Jesus they all look so miserable like the last bit of hope for a better future has vaneshed
>>768516710
>>768516766
>>768516801
Jesus they all look so miserable like the last bit of hope for a better future has vanished
>>768519318
I was in the navy for 4. Most of those faggots would sell each other out in an instant. The biggest pieces of shit ive ever met were in the chiefs mess.
>>768523043
If I start feeling uncomfortable in my own skin, I just listen to Sagan saying that. It relaxes me because it's not a simple way of looking at the world. When I start thinking the world is easy, it makes me uncomfortable.
>>768527019
can't. it has been floating around for years and i've never heard a backstory if there is one
>>768527113
Thats nice
>>768516710
so what if you don't have friends? they at least have family who care enough to do a birthday for them
>>768527292
That'´s a nice though
>>768520267
kek
>>768527142
>>768527168
Least they have a mom that took time out of their day to remember their birthdays and then go and make a cake and most likely has some sort of gift they got for them...
>>768519430
This looks like a copy of the opening scene of Gunslinger Girls.
>>768527113
All that moisture is going to lead to fungus
>>768520217
46, married, divorced, no kids, handsome, fit, big dick. Getting ready to start own business. Just finishing my masters degree. Life is reborn, I'm just starting again. This time, will opt for kids. (Already have doggo, I know I want the responsibility now)
>>768520217
im 31 and recently single again. I dont wanna face "dating" again. its horrible. and it's like women got even more cunty than ever. whats funny is I dont have a hard time talking to women, but they all act like they are better than me and have this self righteous complex. I dont know what to do now other than start fucking backpage hookers...oh wait.
does anybody have the gif of a tokyo cafe where its raining and theres a few scatered people sitting around at the counter?
>>768527019
they're obviously poor, but look how happy they are. they also look grateful
Happy mothers day motherfuckers
>>768527444
i guess
>>768520188
I love the way every female is depicted as a vessel for dick, its so true,
>>768527745
Ungrateful fuck
>>768519084
No word of a fucking lie, thats why im here and its exactly 2 am
>>768527365
the one with the vege dad on the couch is pretty funny>>768516801
>>768527835
i guess
>>768519984
this shit makes me happy. I hope to be riding a stream powered train with my buddies when I'm 80 too
>>768519984
those old boys /comfy/
>>768520685
this isn't depressing, this is boner inducing
>>768519356
WHAT THE FUCK....MY EX DREW ME AN ALTERED VERSION OF THIS IMAGE AND CLAIMED IT TO BE HER ORIGINAL WORK.
IM SO TRIGGERED
>>768520188
muh muthafukin holocaust
I love how the artist had to be a massive faggot and make a spot for the holohoax like that. Given the amount of genocides that took place (not shown), a few years of putting jews in camps and making them do actual work was nothing in comparison.
>>768520261
D-denny?
>>768527019
Photo is from a hospital. They tried to celebrate Christmas with an ill family member and did the best they could.
>>768521909
This episode really stuck with me as a kid
>>768528259
She’s already your ex. What are you going to do, break up with her again?
>>768525765
lame corny ass
>>768518055
>>768517914
>>768518219
nope nothing do not give 2 fucks about soldiers.
>>768524923
>>768520267
I mean, if I had known they wanted to party, l would have shown up with some orange soda
>>768525694
>>768525454
what the fuck are you even doing here chad?
>>768519239
Unironically this
>>768527725
Son of a bitch, the best game I've ever played.
Means more to me now that my mother has passed as well.
dont need these threads just have to look at old snaps from my ex telling me she loves me or hell even the couple videos we did
About to turn 23
Qualified tradesman
Through connections and friends obtained a job making 40$per hour recently.
Been with gf for 3 years, about to buy a house together.
Up until i was 19 i was a shut in depressed anxious wreck of a human, until i started turning my anxiety and weakness in to strength.
Use the fact you shake at the thought of going to a party as the biggest reason to go, so that one day you will just enjoy it, instead of being an outcast
>>768520188
this one is pretty good, also Hitler check'd
>>768528619
>>768528259
or spread her nudes all over the internet right?! hahahHAHAHA
>>768516801
Me last year. I moved to a new city, no friends or family around. I just wanted a ice cream cake and I had to buy a big fucking thing. Probably going to be the same this year too.
>>768528269
The artist who made that is mostly known for drawing erotic comic art. I don't think he contemplates the holocaust as much as you do.
>>768516882
Awesome
>>768520267
When you know they story of the image its sad
>>768528259
Yup, same type of girl I dated too. She was even a chan on here, too.
>>768520685
Cutttie
>>768520261
why is it so big it fills my screen
>>768529052
hope this is real
>>768529108
>house together.
Bruh, get that shit inYOUR NAME ONLY.
Dont give hier any ownership, you will lose that the instanst she is done with your ass and throws you out.
>>768521909
What show i think I remember this
God damn, I literally turned 18 this year and I feel like a piece of shit, and I feel like I shouldn't.
>>768529339
You know the story?
>>768529503
Hey Arnold
>>768529190
Havent celebrated my birthday since i was 16
>>768529494
in many places if you live with a woman for a certain amount of time she can claim the house anyway
>>768529533
Turning 18 can be really difficult to many people, people who don´t feel ready for the real life, and that´s ok. with time you might look back at the past and feel happy about it, knowing that you´ve made it this far, and then you´ll just think about life different. Live can be easy, but it isnt impossible.
-A solitary guy who beated depression
>>768529361
A chan?
>>768529494
Is she pays for half of it, then she can have half of it, its all good
>>768529621
Yes, cohabitation, but you have a better chance of staying in your our house if you own the property your self.
What i did with my gf is i own the house and she is my tenat and pays rent each month. So if she goes psycho insurance pays for everything. And if she leaves she has no claim to the house
>>768525556
Haha maybe you are just the faggot with shitty emotional intelligence. If she doesn't give a fuck about you and doesn't want anything with you, then why you insist? to still being that stupid fuck who doesn't stop bothering?
>>768529794
Now how it works in divorce court bruh.If you give her half, you are really giving her 100% ownership the nanosecond she gets mad at you and throws you out of the house
>>768529365
My phone's display is in 4k
>>768527588
Godspeed, anon.
>>768529810
in my country if you're in a relationship for longer 6 months legally you're defacto and the same rules apply as they would to married couples. it's so fucked. if your psycho ex leaves you after 6 months she can sue your ass
>>768527692
I was positive I had it saved. searched for ya anon. no luck.
>>768529863
How do you know that she dosent harbour these same feelings but is equaliy frozen on sending you a message?
Women play that petty shit from teenage up to 30, after that she realizes that shit isnt attractive and then she is a giant slut for what ever will impregnat her so she has a welfare anchor baby for your paycheck
>>768529973
Read the second part of my message.
It works in every country
>>768530028
yeah doesn't work here. the family court actually investigates this shit
>>768527588
Thank you, I needed to see this. I'm 23 and just got diagnosed with ADHD and supposedly thats to blame for not reaching my potential in academic pursuits. I've had a longing to go back to school -- now medicated -- and give it another shot. Cheers
Still image still makes me fucking sad each time I see it since I first saw it back when I was younger. Maybe the day I realised how powerful just a picture can be.
The photographer died few month later in a helicopter crash in Vietnam.
Check his work, some of his cliché are pretty famous but the rest is very good too.
Larry Burrows
>>768529722
Thanks man, that made my night a bit better. It's better than what a lot of people tell me to do.
>>768530136
its a legally binding agreement...
She is your roommate, and pays rent..there is nothing here to exploit here. Go to what ever court you want, she is your tenant
Why do you guys think being alone on your bday is sad? As a dude that has had many bdays with a ton of friends and some pretty EPIC parties, I don't get it. I'm 33 now and I fucking hate anyone even knows its my bday. Not even cause I'm older but because I think its fucking gay to have such fake ass people around you. I don't know, I see being alone on your bday as a very HAPPY AND JOYOUS TIME.
>>768530208
>cliché
Shots
Pardon my french
>>768527588
This is edgy. You know you're a fat fuck with a small dick. Who the fuck brags about having a big dick? OH that's right. The people that don't have a big dick. Good story though you old fuck. Getting a masters only to die. lol. Good one.
>>768527588
You get your masters in being a failure in life?
>>768530208
I love this
>>768529863
haha true
>>768529076
Im sorry to hear about that anon. I havent always gotten along with my mom on account of her being crazy as I grew up but I have made efforts in recent times to appreciate her since shes the only mom I'll get.
>>768530208
>>768530256
yeah until she proves that you were actually in a relationship, then everything changes. family law in the state where i am is harsh
>>768528269
>Triggered snow flake detected
>>768530279
Having people on your birthdays gives you an easy way in to their social lives, and maybe rebooting yours in the process. Even if it is just work coworkers throwing you a party it foceses everything on you, and its no effort at that point to have conversations.
>>768530002
If she doesn't care about you, why would you think that she has the same feelings that you?
Don't you care about the ones that you like? do you ignore the people that you like? If someone doesn't seems to care about you, she doesn't care about your feelings and she doesn't feel anything for you. Maybe is in love with other people. If someone likes you, they will make you notice it.
>>768530912
Being in a relationship dosent matter.
Show me the exact verbage in your country, cuase im calling bullshit.
You can have a roommate who you are intimate with and they are still your tenant. There is negative social connotations here, happens in colleges all the time.
>>768527019
what is there to explain? It's two kids showing appreciation for their meagre gifts given the fact that the family is quite obviously poor as fuck.
Yet they are still better adjusted and connected to people than the degenerate fuckers on this site. Shit.
>>768530561
I know that feel to an extent. My Gf's mom was/is an emotionally abusive sack of trash. She only really did anything if it was in her benefit. She definitely has some kind of personality disorder, maybe narcissistic? Idk, my GF keeps dwelling on it and trying to diagnose her like it'll make her feel better about her shit childhood and spending too much time on it.
On one hand, I'm supportive of her and what not, but on the other hand, it depresses me to no end knowing I'll never be able to see my mom again.
Hope you can get all your stuff together and sorted out while you still can. I imagine it would suck living the rest of your life full of regret.
>>768523043
Should probably be the pale blue dot picture, no?
>>768519140
Can you post 1 pic of your Thermostat? I like to see thermostats xD
>>768531210
This image has nice stories
>>768531147
haha mate look up western australian family law. in west australia, if you're living together in a relationship with a woman for over 6 months you become defacto by default. if you are subletting to your partner, ie charging for rent, your rental agreement is still valid. But, if you boot her out and she wants to be a cunt about it, she can take you to family court and it gets treated like a divorce
>>768531761
however, before any case reaches family court, both parties are obliged to go through mediation. most cases end at the mediation process
>>768531761
>just look it up
No, you keep saying its wrong, you show me exactly what laws you are referencing
>But, if you boot her out
Which you are legally allowed to do to your own propety.Follow the offical channels and evict her and giver her 30 days to leave.
>she can take you to family court and it gets treated like a divorce
This will never happen, ever, she is tenant,she does not own any land, she is not entitled to any land., Being in a relationship with your landlord is not illegal, and does not grant you any specialy privledges that you can exploit in famiyl court.
>>768521995
I like the girl!!!
>>768531966
>does not grant you any specialy privledges that you can exploit in famiyl court.
is this even english
>>768519356
Dude, his left shoulder is so massive. Wtf.
>>768532091
>idiomatic
>>768525768
GAROU my favourite char
>>768532180
>>768516710
Existence is pain
>>768531224
Its been a slow road to improvement. I know I'll always have some issues as a result that I have to work on but I recognize shes only like she was because of her upbringing and her family's upbringing before her. That said at the end of earthbound/mother 2 when ness's mom prays for him it really chokes me up.
i've been diagnosed depressed for about 3 years, and have come close to killing myself multiple times. i havent done it because im a huge pussy but i hate being alive. i used to cry myself to sleep every night, but now i am fucking devoid of all emotion
>>768532755
That's why psychiatrists exist... Just saying.
>>768532451
You'll get there one day. At least you'll be able to say you tried.
Shit, I never finished Earthbound. I got too hung up on grinding out best in slot gear for each character. Needless to say, my party is all max level. I'm at the part where I'm about to go back in time or whatever and become robots or some shit. Pretty close to the end if I remember correctly. Been a few years since I loaded it up.
>>768532755
Why you don't go to hospital? i did it and they give me Sertraline and Valproate now i don't think about suicide anymore and my self-steem is ok and i feel much better than before.
>>768532900
Psychiatry is pseudo science at best. Apart from behavioral therapy I guess
>>768533084
too busy posting in log threads
>>768521270
same
>>768533159
No... drugs are written in research. Psychology is brains games on a whim
>>768533084
i take sertraline. havent seen any change
>>768533335
try posting in a log thread
>>768533159
Lol go on and take off meds to schizos an bipolar people and see if it is just a pseudo-science
>>768533012
You absolutely need to finish it. Mother 3 had a powerful ending but earthbound really is something else and it hits with an ending like no other
>>768520034
Exactly. Someone actually cares about them enough to make an effort to celebrate their birthday and capture the moment forever. Sure, it might be sad that they don't have friends, but at least they have family there to love and support them.
>>768521067
So easy to look at the negatives. What are good families but friends who will always be there for you? I've had "depressing" birthdays with just some family members there before, no friends. It just made me appreciate the ones who were there that much more. And then other birthdays have been spent with friends, too. That's life.
>>768530990
See bdays are an ego thing. People want a day so everyone focuses on them. I wouldn't wanna be at a bday party for some dickhead that thinks that way. The coolest fucking thing you can do, is fucking hang out with someone you wanna hang out with and not tell them its your bday. Down the line you can mention it, and if you're smart and hung out with a girl, you can be smooth as fuck and say you got your bday cake earlier in the day and you wished you could hang out with the coolest chick you know... THIS IS HOW YOU FUCK GENTLEMAN... not being mopy little bitches that cry cause no one gives a fuck when you are born? No one even cares when you die. Grow the fuck up and KILL YOUR FUCKING EGO.
>>768533335
how long
>>768520026
Wtf is with that file name
>>768533159
Nah psychoanalysis is pseudo science, not psychiatrist
>>768533422
Its on my long list of unfinished games. Ugh, being an adult sucks. Bills, job, etc. Finding less and less time to do the shit I want to do.
>>768533693
theres always time to post in a log thread
>>768533557
3 months
>>768533370
I will fight the world if you dare touch my lithium
>>768533547
Why are Americans so obsessed with bday cakes? In my beautiful country of europe only little kids get bday cakes.
Is it because Americans are mentally retarded?
>>768516710
>>768516766
>>768516801
Some people prefer to be alone y'know.
There's nothing sad about it
>>768533886
American kids are retarded egocentric brats.
>>768533159
Psychologue : Drugs
Psychiatre : healing mind via solutions etc...
Psychanalyste : Wilde wide west
>>768534006
Ayahuasca is the only psychoactive drug that works. Prove me wrong /b/
>>768533886
pretty much yeah, they need their special snowflake day
>>768534006
>PsychoLOG
>>768529533
Yeah I felt the same way when I was 18 tbh.
Now I'm 27 and trust me life got much better; clearer, less confusing. Not necessarily easier at all, but it's that acceptable, enjoyable kind of difficulty that comes with the wisdom and freedom of being an adult.
My advice would just be don't sweat things and worry about life passing you by. You have tons of time to figure out what you want to do- just start doing things and see what sticks.
>>768517657
Lol wut? Faggot
>>768520034
My birthday was 5/may and i didn't celebrated anything. I wish my family had made a cake for me. My parents so i understand them. No one on my family said anything about that. Just a guy from my college greets me the next day. It made me very happy. But not is like i care about birthday. I think the guys in that photo at least have their parents and they do their best effort to make some for them and that is cute
>>768534078
sure, if you're a cooked hippie
>>768534055
You need “The Catcher In The Rye” in that photo.
>>768534078
Lithium
>>768534055
apart from the beauty of the irony, that's a bolt action .22. not gonna do much damage so whatever the crime was, not too much was done
The video this still is from.
Fuck humanity, may we die slow, alone and painfully.
>>768534209
Lithium won’t make you trip your face off boss
>>768523043
can we please develop interstellar travel ?
The Earth is huge but when you put it this way it sounds kind of like a prison.
>>768534144
poo in loo
>>768530990
No it doesn't.
See, people like you- if you ever had a party thrown for you- would end up wondering why people aren't falling over themselves to interact with you. You still have to make tons of effort at your own party, and if you're looking for some reboot of your social life via a birthday party then you're putting the cart before the horse.
Birthday parties are just social events based around a person. They aren't focused entirely on that person at all, and any party that was would be a shitty party.
>>768534272
who cares? you fucking overgrown child.
>>768534248
Yeah this one is heartbreaking
The sad side is that I am not sure if this is 100% truth or propaganda... Guess we'll never know
>>768526701
Are you a dwarf? How does one fit?
>>768534364
>would end up wondering why people aren't falling over themselves to interact with you
>Hey tom here is your peice of cake, how is your <latest project> going on? Did you figure out <biggest problem>? Do youwantanother set of eyes on it?
BOOM INSTANT SOCIAL INTERACTION
>Hey Emily here is your cake
>me and tom and richard were going to go out for drinks tonight to celebrate my birthday. IM BUYING! Wanna go?
BOOM INSTANT SOCIA LINTERACTIOn
No need to find time to bother them when they are busy working or on their short lunch break
>>768534248
>>768534568
That girl was proven fake news when she was carted from place to place for the cameras.
Same 3 guys holding her and carrying her out of the rubble too. It may have been a genuione instance of emotion, but it was exploiuted by the government and fake media
>>768528269
even if it didn't happen (lol) the holocaust has undeniably shaped the last 70+ years of international political discourse. triggered snowflakes like you only prove that fact
>>768533547
Yes most of them are mentally retarded. If you really haven't been to America, its quite a site to see. The people here are so fucking brainwashed and ass backwards its kinda scary. I know people that have an iPhone watch but can't afford rent? WTF? And we (not really me), have been programmed to spend a shit ton on money on BULLSHIT. We are constantly reminded of what happiness is supposed to look like, then they institutionalize at 5 and tell us we have the freedom to find happiness as if happiness is a fucking destination. So we have a bunch of moody losers, wearing about $2-300 worth of bullshit clothes, everyone is so broke they can't pay attention, but they all wanna play video games and want society to feel bad when they can't make money. Do not come to America. Its a fucking wasteland and we are in the process of destroying the world. Fuck JEWS.
>>768534107
Sorry I used the French word because I don't know them in baboon
>>768516710
>>768516766
fuck... these hit me hard since my 20th birthday's in a few days and my life is falling apart
>>768534617
Thats a qt 4"11' sub girl bed
>>768524055
that bird one is honestly one of the most depressing things i've ever seen
>>768534645
You can do those things literally any time. You don't need to wait for a birthday or for cake.
And if you're waiting for people to buy cake for and celebrate the birthday of some guy they barely know who doesn't make any effort with them, you're a dumbass.
Best you can hope for is someone coming around to offer you a piece of an actual social colleague one time.
>>768533547
The only way an American will ever get their ego killed would be if someone dosed them with LSD.
>>768534854
>>768516710
That would be me in September but Imma kill myself first
>>768534712
>fake news
>not being sarcastic
>actually retarded
>>768533886
This was actually meant for you... sorry::
Yes most of them are mentally retarded. If you really haven't been to America, its quite a site to see. The people here are so fucking brainwashed and ass backwards its kinda scary. I know people that have an iPhone watch but can't afford rent? WTF? And we (not really me), have been programmed to spend a shit ton on money on BULLSHIT. We are constantly reminded of what happiness is supposed to look like, then they institutionalize at 5 and tell us we have the freedom to find happiness as if happiness is a fucking destination. So we have a bunch of moody losers, wearing about $2-300 worth of bullshit clothes, everyone is so broke they can't pay attention, but they all wanna play video games and want society to feel bad when they can't make money. Do not come to America. Its a fucking wasteland and we are in the process of destroying the world. Fuck JEWS.
>>768534907
How is it falling apart?
>>768534568
>I am not sure if this is 100% truth or propaganda
Does it matter? If that one is propaganda, you can bet the exact same thing has happened to someone else 2 blocks away.
I'm just glad our """"thorough""""" news media spares us from the worst of it, so we can watch the soaps without a pang of guilt
>>768535148
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/syrian-war-victims-are-being-recycled-and-al-quds-hospital-was-never-bombed/
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/cnn-same-refugee-girl/
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-24358543
Check em
>>768535014
Any social catalyst is worth exploiting
>>768535053
I dose myself with shrooms at least once a month. I live in a fucking circus with a bunch of monkey's that all think they are king. Its ridiculous. Americans are pretty fucking retarded TBH. It took me a while to figure it out, but I figured it out. I understand why everyone in the world thinks we are fucking retarded.... cause we are.
/b/ in a nutshell
>>768535244
Grades slipping in college (I had straight A's in highschool), possibly losing scholarships, severe depression that started 2 years ago at college where I don't eat or get out of bed.
>>768535087
Beautiful. I saved this. Thank you. I'm American, and I agree to this 100%, Fucking idiots over here.
>>768535223
>>768533886
Why are Eurofags so obsessed with Americans? Only jealous cunts are obsessed with dissing on them every chance they get. Is it because eurofags are jealous cunts?
>>768535442
Sounds like MDD.Go to your doc and tell them
>>768535581
Do you actually have a source on this besides the shitty meme?
>>768533527
kek
>>768535148
Amen
>>768534218
Pretty sure he fucking shot himself in the head. .22 may not be big but at point blank range to the head its still going to get the job done.
>>768535564
YOU DID NOT GET MY DIRECT CONSENT TO SAVE THIS IMAGE
RAPE!
