What makes you rage /b?
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What makes you rage /b?
my sister refusing to give me a rimjob
people who put the milk in before the water when they make a cup of tea
>>768511578
When people try to sing that song from the Lion King
>>768511578
This god damn cat meme
(((jews)))
>>768511934
Where did that come from? It's the first time I see it
https://www.strawpoll.me/15681161/
when I can't decide what to play
>>768511578
>people eating
>people breathing loudly
>random sounds like the crinkle of a candy wrapper
>cutlery on plates
>people who talk too much
>rush hour traffic
>pop music
>immigrants
And a lot more.
>>768511578
I don't like being treated like a tool and called a mysoggyknees if I say I want to be treated human. Where's this fucking privilege I am supposed to be receiving because of the dick between my legs?
>>768512073
>>people eating
Yeah, but we HAVE to eat.
>>768512284
it's annoying as fuck, stop it!
>>768512284
Sure but don't fucking do it in the line at the grocery store.
And sure as hell don't eat with your mouth open.
pakis
>>768511578
Chewing sounds with mouth open, spoiled kids and similar. I'm not violent but when I hear those chewing sounds I want to smash the person's head into concrete several times.
>>768511578
When people talk down on Andys logs, grow up peoole, get some maturity. This is an 18+ site. Act like it
>>768512371
>And sure as hell don't eat with your mouth open.
That drives me up the wall too
>>768512073
I exhale loudly because of an issue in my nose, my mom hates it although I don't often anymore.
Also pop music nowadays or in general?
authoritah
>>768511578
>What makes you rage /b?
Spam on /b/ that the mods never touch.
>>768512789
brennan?
>>768512525
don't blame you. they are smelly scummy cunts
>>768512789
>I exhale loudly because of an issue in my nose, my mom hates it although I don't often anymore
That gives you a free pass
>Also pop music nowadays or in general?
Pretty much from 2001 and forward.
Pop used to have some soul in it, now it's just bland crap and it pisses me off.
Thank fuck for other genres.
>>768512073
Brennan?
>>768511578
Indians
>>768512961
>>768512915
kind of agree with that, not only pop but most mainstream hip hop music is degenerate. Mumble "rappers" whose lyrics consist of fucking hoes, having money and having swag or some shit
>>768512525
>>768511578
When something from a high end company can't do something very simple
>>768513092
Yeah, turned mostly to heavy metal and all the sub genres there in the last few years. Less crap, more love for the music in that genre. Like other music used to be.
when 12 year old Emma Watson isn't my gf
>>768511578
when i can't get dubs
>>768514200
shit like this makes me angry
>>768514200
checked
My name is Sasuke Uchiha. I hate a lot of things, and I don't particularly like anything. What I have is not a dream, because I will make it a reality. I'm going to restore my clan, and kill a certain someone.
that i cant afford to buy my seventh month old clothes that will fit him. no matter how much i try to sell things, it never sells.
Purposeful misinformation; I don't like misleading people
>>768515182
try selling your seven moth old
>>768515182
I'm opening up to having a kid now that I'm in my 30's, but I'm pretty uneasy about putting my life into the hands of a woman. I've had nothing but bad women in life so far. Given I was in a very bad place for a long, but still
>>768511578
Straight white males
>>768511724
kek
>>768511578
niggers and bbc
>>768511578
Supporting useless black scum on welfare with my taxes then when they find themselves in prison because the "dindunuffin" I still pay for them via my taxes
faggots who always say "litcherally"
>>768515783
having a child was the best thing thats ever happened to me. the love i have for my little one is amazing. just be careful whom you have the child with of course. you
could always get a surrogate too :)
>>768515575
nope hes a keeper :)
>>768513047
>>768511578
Niggers
People who have full-length ringtones as a notification sound on their smartphone.
>>768516952
If I haven't found me a good women by the end of my 30's, I might. I'm only 31 now so I still have plenty of time to hunt for a suitable chick. I've seen how bad it can go for a guy if he knocks up some remorseless cunt so I've got very cold feet about it.
>>768511578
When you can see that someone is blatantly lying but they try to prove to you so much that it's not a lie and that they are telling the truth.
>>768511807
Naaaasi Bunya daba definitely bid aba
>>768511578
People who fuck with my life for no apparent reason. Like my old landlord who tried making it my problem that he was breaking the law by renting a room to me that wasn't up to code.
He even tried to get me to incriminate myself by fudging some papers for his benefit.
I left that place as fast as I could and with the money I had invested, once I let him know that not paying my shit back would only come back to bite him in the ass.
>>768517922
>be me
>have two kids and the unrelenting cunt
Tread carefully anon they look just like normal people and even can act if for years before you know.
>>76851792
women can be fucking evil, its scary how awful they can be. i wish you all the best to finding your perfect mate. :) and its good to be careful. i really wish you all the best
>>768518742
yes thats for fucking sure. found out after we married that my ex husband was a pedophile and i was just the "maid wife" he was trying to get other wives too lol. took everything i owned. thank fucking lucifer i didnt have offspring with him.
>>768519227
Are you a former mormon?
>>768519227
I find looking at parents is well correlated. Parent hadissues? Kids most likely will too.
The ones who escape are rare.
>>768519227
Yea that's worse,my baby momma is just a bitch. She doesn't diddle kids
>>768511578
Todays /b/. Fuck
>>768519378
no im athiest, but he was just a polygamist,and he was trying to find women to be with, but he wasnt doing very well lol. i wasnt allowed to have my own bank account, he always treated me pretty badly too. final straw is when he started abusing my dog and i found out he fucked a kid. his entire family kept it from me and refused to tell me. so i left his ass.he was just fucking weird
>>768519614
ugh she shouldnt treat you like that. its fucking horrible how people can be like that. like, you gave her those wonderful babies! she should be thanking you.
>>768519867
Huh alright then, that sounds fucked up.
Have he been caught and put to justice yet?
>>768518742
>>768518742
That's what terrifies me. I don't wanna wind up broken and miserable after a woman gets a kid out of me and then turns into a cunt.
>>768511766
why would it matter if you put the milk in before you put in the tea crystals? it's all going to get microwaved together anyway
>>768511578
Youtube 2010 and up
>>768519466
my parents were not the best, but they tried atleast. and i will do my fucking best to make sure my son gets everything he needs and i will support him as much as i can. i am gonna also give him all my extra money so he can have it for college. im stashing it away :) if he doesnt go to college, thats okay too. it can go towards an apt for him or a house.
>>768519979
yes he has :)
>>768511578
any people I can see breathing
>>768520213
Its a GOD DAMN IMAGE BOARD YOU SAD FUCK!
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK
>:)
DIE.
>>768520042
thats why you need to take atleast 3 years to know someone. after two they reveal themselves and after another year you can start to know them. im almost 3 years with my new bf/babydaddy and he is pretty cool. it takes time to find the right person and you will meet someone when you least expect it
Existing
>>768520106
I'm not a tea drinker and yet I know you're trying to wind him up by alluding to instant teas and microwaves.
>>768520213
That's nice, kid fuckers are the only group that makes me irrationally angry, I'd do things to them in a fit of rage that I wouldn't even do were I to get my hands on Hitler or Stalin.
Which is probably why I shouldn't work with anything that would get me in contact with 'em.
>>768520495
Yeah, shit sucks.
>>768520571
/b/ is shit now. You have proven that. Fucking full of nigger normies.
>>768520571
yeah i was pretty angry at him. it really disgusted me. it was, beyond words how much i began to hate him.
>>768520825
And remember 13 loops is illegal.
>>768521023
woah now, skin color doesnt matter. we are all humans here. guess there is a cat typing that comment. :/ hmm.
>>768521023
Can't help how I react anon, I try to avoid people who have been accused of this or who have actually done, because I don't wanna the faggot who thinks he can take the law in his own hands.
They have a right to live and as long as they do nothing criminal, they should be left to live their life.
I can say that rationally now, but that part of my brain turns off in real life if I were to be confronted with a pedo.
>>768520178
I think if they tried they were already good. What i was talking about is shit like mother marries, gets kid, instantly divorces dad and takes cash&kid. Daughter grows up and does the same shit. Had one dude in friend circle and told him to be carefull but he didn't listen. Now he's fucked.
There are also stats for psych issues and other crap with broken homes and it looks really onesided. Really props to the people who manage to break out and get away from it.
>>768521217
Said the porch monkey. Heres an image you'll like. Faggot
>>768521375
So you hate most of the middle eastern countries and a fat chew of europe now?
They are in the billions.
>>768521452
its sad how often that shit happens. some women just try and trap men into having babies and thats just really fucked up. our son was an accident, but i let him know, we talked about it, and we both decided we were happy. if i ever split up with him, all i ask is that he spend time with his son. alot of women are in it just for the money and never take care of the babies.
>>768521479
im irish dear. but that does look delicious, thank you!
Liberals trigger me.
Do gooder White nights trying to regulate Whatever the fuck I can or can't do on the internet.
>>768522027
So youre saying that there is no niggers in Ireland? You sound racist!!!!
>>768521647
What are you on about?
I define pedos as people who wanna fuck prepubescent kids/very young teens.
Once they get past the age of 16 it's more of an issue of the maturity of the participants and whether they have a relationship where it's problematic consent wise, like teacher/student or boss/employee.
What I know of most middle eastern countries is that they are so shitty their own people flee, why would I like any of them?
>>768522257
Join the fucking club.
>>768522307
who pissed in yer oats laddy.
>>768522348
Middle east is a fucking huge population, dumbass. Thats what i was saying.
>>768522348
The fuckers are poping up everywhere like weeds where the fuck did they come from ?
My co-workers just randomly chatting on the work radio. Fucking hate those dumb bitches.
>>768522520
Okay, there are many people there, what is your point in regards to what I was talking about?
>>768522618
The middle east obviously, keep up anon.
>>768522257
It's a phase they'll leave soon enough or just get tired and piss off to x
>>768522709
I want to have your babies you cunt
>>768511578
A lot of shit. Mostly having to deal with fucking retards and not being allowed to beat the fuck out of them for being so damn retarded.
>>768522481
People that are being a fucking hypocrite.
>called a nigger
>no im irish
>irish means white only
Fuck off
>>768511578
Snowflakes
I hate children
All the little fucks who get their panties in a twist about kik groups and won't even pay attention to what's happening on x
>>768522130
Jesus, that retards mouth never shuts. What I'd give to smack the shit out of him right in the middle of making that face.
>>768522878
what the fuck is kik
die you god damn snowflake child cunt.
>>768511578
A huge influx of >gamers from fortnite
>>768522709
They number in THE FUCKING BILLIONS retard.
>>768522792
You're sending me mixed signals anon, you seem angry while offering me progeny.
Are you a tsundere?
>>768522972
Amen.
>>768511766
>putting milk in tea
>drinking tea
fuckin faggots
>>768523064
Yes, what you fail to do is connect them with what I were talking about.
Are you proposing they are all pedoes?
If so, one more reason to dislike those bronze age faggots.
Middle eastern people tend to be alright if they join the west and assimilate, but they do seem to come from literal shitholes.
>>768523069
Not the same poster, nigger.
>>768523224
>>768523224
I knew that, my reply to you is here >>768523219
The other anon wanted my babies and called me a cunt, which made me think he/she/it was a tsundere.
>>768523268
Obvious bait is obviously fake
>>768523219
Look into their culture and youll really hate them. They are a HUGE CHUNK of human population. I wonder what happend to the last guy that disliked a religious belief?? Hmm? Same shit, different day.
>>768522934
Put a nintendo in your yard with a bowl of soy and Stephen Colbert best of DVD and a box with stick and you might capture one. Nintendo can be potentially used as a box.
>>768511578
People that say "gucci" unironically
>>768523485
you have no idea how cucked the UK really is
Driving makes me rage. People who don't use turn signals, people driving 5+ miles under the speed limit. Constant construction closing lanes, yet never fixing up the jagged street a block away.
My gf's absurdly low sex drive makes me rage. I actually wish she was just cheating on me, then we would just break up. We even have a semi-open relationship, but neither of us have exercised it.
>>768511578
Being alive
>>768523605
I like you.
>>768523219
English is your strong suit. Maybe suicide is your fucking thing
>>768523823
You cannot satisfy her sexually, that's the problem. She's definitely fucking other guys, they're probably slightly higher on the beta-scale than you.
Her sex drive is "low" because she's riding 5 other dicks every week.
>>768523570
Did you miss the part where I said I'd actively avoid whoever raised my ire?
They can lead shitty lives with shitty sharia rules if they want to, as long as they don't try to force me to join them.
And I do know some of them are trying, but so far they are unsuccessful, which is fine by me.
>>768523882
Youre alright. Fuck him.
>>768523996
>so far
You're done kid. Bye bye.
>>768523882
>English is your strong suit.
Gosh anon, you're making me blush, it isn't even my native language.
Also I wrote off suicide 19 years ago when I was 11, didn't seem like a viable choice of action.
>>768511578
>when people don't exercise critical thinking skills
>when people think money is life's scoreboard
>when people have access to a massive wealth of knowledge via the internet and don't even try to learn anything because it's hard or boring
>>768524270
maybe you have went thru with it nigger.
>>768524244
If they get closer than they are now, I'll oppose them.
But right now most of my countrymen tolerate them being here, as long as they don't stir up too much shit.
I'm Danish and I'm pretty sure that if they even make a wrong move towards our beer and bacon, they'd have their asses handed to them on a silver platter.
>>768523996
Give them time, (as your goverment will), and they will FORCE YOU to join or die.
>>768524372
I decided not to though, your dislike of me doesn't really change my mind. In fact I'm getting a certain zest for life from you being butthurt enough to propose that I should do it.
>>768511578
1-when i team up noobs in my game
2-when i have to wake up to go work
3-when my code dont work after several times trying to make it work in windows
4-have to share my day with sandniggers
>>768524422
The numbers are against you, like ive been saying. Youre fucked.
>>768511578
99% of youtube tutorials.
Would Any of you fucks want to pay me to have your kid and not have to deal with whinny bitchy wives ?
If so contact me I'm a surrogate mother barley started out today work at home and since I'm not really down with being in a relationship and have a working womb I'll basically rent it out for the sole reason of having the knowledge that our kid will one day seek me out.
>>768524613
You might feel better that its at least 3 ops on you. I was the one that called you a hypocrite. Nigger
>>768524708
In that case, so are you.
If you're proposing that they are gonna do a orcish hordes taking over the world type thing.
>>768524910
When was I a hypocrite?
>>768524625
everyone was a noob once. what do you think of the ones who are willing to learn and try to follow what they're told?...or have you never encountered any
>>768524349
I know man... i know.
>>768524781
are you me?
>"Hey everyone this is Doug, welcome to my YT channel. Don't forget to subscribe! Today in this 3 minute video I'm going to show you where....the menu button is which you probably Googled for. First I'll load up the app...."
The reddit fags reporting no rules let me fap in peace you cunts.
>>768525040
Not the guy you were asking but
>what do you think of the ones who are willing to learn and try to follow what they're told?
is a newb, not a noob.
>>768525020
Follow your shit
>called a nigger
>no i isnt that imuh irefuck
>not racist
>>768524349
>when people think money is life's scoreboard
This
Money should only be used to measure happiness, and nothing else.
>>768523947
I know you're just being a troll, but she is with me CONSTANTLY. She's preventing either of us from hooking up outside the relationship, so we're both just stuck in sexless purgatory.
The only time we're apart is work, and I have to drop her off and pick her up, she has no time in between to do anything. And when I'm at work, she's constantly texting me, either stupid memes or about how she misses me.
If she was cheating that would be swell. I could end this relationship of convenience.
>>768525346
That wasn't me, the irish person jumped in once you called me a nigger.
I never really reacted to it, because nigger is like faggot on here, you might as well have called me buddy.
>>768511578
Parents who don’t I’ve two shits about their children’s safety.
>>768512659
This
>>768525020
Whites are a fucking major minority. Our drive to prosper is whats overwhelming. If shit ever did go down, we're fucked.
>>768511578
>People cutting off others in traffic
>People who ride their brakes downhill instead off just letting off the gas
>Grocery store drummers
>Pen clickers
>Social media that promotes narcissistic individualism
>Hipsters
>Autists that incessantly click zippo lids
>Going to get a cup of coffee only to find there's only enough in the pot for a 1/4 of a cup
>The crackling sound of cheap water bottles being squeezed
>Shit on the bottom of a toilet seat
>Long fingernails/toenails
>Caked plaque on teeth
>Vapers
>Organized religion
>Fapping not long after a piss and getting that horrid feeling of constantly needing to piss
>Nut cuts while shaving
>Jews and Israeli influence in-general
>Instant gratification being the most detrimental threat to the longevity of humanity as a species
>>768525593
Don't disparage your European ancestry anon, we've been fighting off muslim hordes since before your country even existed.
We might not even need a church to start the next crusade, they just need to piss us off enough again.
>>768525459
Ahh. The only time i miss having ids. Oh well, youre still a faggot.
>>768511578
Really not trying to sound edgy, but I really hate humanity. Humanity pisses me off
>>768525596
>>People who ride their brakes downhill instead off just letting off the gas
Because the cops will still fucking give you a ticket for speeding.
t. I have multiple tickets from just coasting down a slight grade at 3am when i get off from work.Couldnt be more then 2-3mph over the limit
>>768511578
thinking about everything Kevin and Fabian did to me
>>768525821
Meh, I've been called worse, I'm sure we could find common ground if we actually met in real life, I'm a rather amiable person.
Nothing makes me rage more than driving. Too many fucking morons who have no common sense are on the road.
>>768511578
Just came from pewds, testing to see if it actually works
>be me
>came from pewds
>on 4chan
>>768526161
HOLY SHIT
>>768526161
Is this your first post ever?
>>768525758
True. They know, not to make us see red.
>>768526161
Error: please move the fuck on
The fuck is pewds?
Eh, bump.
>>768513410
Lulz, the ultimate gentleman over here.
>>768513621
Fucking creep, move to the Philippines if you want to fuck children so much.
>>768514441
All of the people who care about dubs or care about other people’s care for dubs make me angry.
Which means that I get on my own nerves.
>>768511578
>when people don't say thank you when I hold the door for them
>When people look at me for a few second then frown, as if im a fucking alien. (i dont know,maybe its just me)
>When im waiting in a line for food in colage and the person in front of me takes the last fucking toasty.
>When people fucking smile around me.
>>768526978
>Lulz
Still a newfag
Lurk more
>>768519227
Tits or GTFO
>>768519466
You’re an idiot. It’s not rare at all that people thrive even with a shitty upbringing.
>>768522130
Sorry, snowflake.
>>768513047
poo in loo
>>768527157
Hahaha
>if people frown or smile at me.
Make your fucking mind up assburger.
>>768524422
>The primary objective is to defend the beer and bacon at all costs. We'll have to hope our women and children can hold there own.
>>768527583
Bacon and beer!!! At all costs!
>>768527583
I'm of viking heritage anon, if she can't pick up arms and defend the beer and bacon with me, I don't consider her a woman.
>>768527583
Hope is like a rocking chair. Sure, it gives you something to do, but it gets you nowhere.
>>768523947
Oh yeah, she’s definitely riding that coal.
>>768526636
The white supremacist YouTube star of choice for b/
>>768527940
Here here. Those niggers were called norsemen, not vikings btw. Look it up.
>>768511807
AAAAAAAAAWWWAMBUMBUWAYYYYYYYYYYY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEE AAAAAAAAAWWWAMBUMBUWAYYYYYYYYYY
When my neighbor knocks on my door at midnight because his internet does not work
>>768528163
Actually we called ourselves danes and went on viking. Which makes viking something you are and something you do while out in the world.
You were a viking when you went on raids and a norseman when you were at home.
Doesn't really make me rage, but I have a hard time understanding people who takes /b/ seriously.
>>768528133
Ehh. Who the fuck cares. Believe what YOU want. Dont have others influence you. Others that influence you, makes you weak minded and they know it.
>>768528342
If you let those who are wrong, breed in their wrongness, their wrongness becomes the social norm.
Look at tumblr, we let that shit stew for a decade and look what has come from it.
It isnt a matter of "walking away i know im smarter then him" its preventing such a clusterfuck from entering social norm, and further more mainstream media
>>768528328
Good.
white pride
Rap/country music. Metal is the music of the Gods you faggots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M4FG1UXH5w
>>768528729
I love being white
>>768528866
that's great and I love being shitskin
is that okay?
>>768528954
Yes! We all just genetic variations.
>>768511578
Blacks
Mexicans
The concept of work
Kids
Teenagers
Lawyers
Black Panther
Pickles
Ranch dressing
People who scratch lottery tickets in line
Cashiers that have conversations with customers
Servers that constantly interrupt meals
People who don't say thank you when a door is held for them
Salesmen
Pizza Huts that don't deliver
Small towns
People who disagree with me
>>768528528
This.
Ignoring stupid doesn't make it go away.
And if you wait too long to address it it will be normal and you're wrong for saying something.
>>768528954
>>768529631
On the other hand, if you descend to the level of an idiot in an argument, he'll beat you with experience.
>>768529881
How would you handle the feminist movement that brew on tumblr for over a decade?
Of course without "descending to the level of an idiot"
>>768529154
Some for advancements, niggers to remember what happens when youre lazy.
>>768511578
>(((insurance))) companies
>Nintendo
>jews
>niggers
>liberals
>anyone on the lgbt autism spectrum
>big business
>canadians
>cucks
>immigrants who don't contribute shit
>hardcore skeptics
>muslims
>women
my step father beat me up and i couldnt do shit, now i have to live with him accepting my defeat everyday
>>768530191
I forgot
>hardcore skeptics
>western science
>doctors
>(((lawyers)))
>(((dentists)))
>big pharma
>gays
>>768525937
>Not knowing where cops camp in your town
WEW
>>768530159
Pointing out facts and debunking their stats seems pretty effective to me.
Just cite Bettina Arndt and Karen Straughan a lot, since tumblrites are gender bigots they'll begrudgingly listen to their points.
>>768530497
Bruh, im 15 miles outside of the city, i mostly take unmarked country roads.There is this one strip of city road that has fixed lights, so the main way is stuck at green while the side roads are permanent yellow flashers.
It makes no sense to fuck with your brakes when LITERALLY NO ONE IS AWAKE BUT ME
I just coast down maybe a 3-5% grade for about a mile mile and a half.
There are never cops there ever
They fucking hide in the forest
>>768530628
>debunking their stats
You could not be more wrong.
>>768530807
Oh did you want me to convince them directly?
You never convince a radical feminist, it's the people there who hears the debate you're after, not the feminists themselves.
Feminists don't usually snap out of it unless the happens organically within them, but the undecided people around them are easy to convince once you've got the feminist ranting while you are calm and collected.
>>768511578
whenever someone smokes and im forced to inhale carcinogens because they have nothimg better to do
>>768531333
Tell them to move.
Most places of bussiness have a strict smoking resrtriction
My stupid sister with her drug user boyfriend
>>768511578
Being circumcised.
