YOU ARE THE FIRST HUMAN ON MARS
What will your first historic words on the red planet be?
Traps are gay.
iT FEELS GOOD TO BE BACK
>>768519714
No space niggers allowed
GOT MY ASS TO MARS
"Should I say the thing that Neil Armstrong said?"
I'M IN PERIOD PLANET BITCHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
中国强
Mark Watney: Fuck you, Mars.
>>768519905
Also:
>Mark Watney: I am the greatest botanist on this planet.
You could obviously play with this depending on the circumstances.
>Mark Watney: I'm going to have to science the shit out of this.
>Mark Watney: In your face Neil Armstrong.
>>768519714
As I was leaving earths atmosphere I released numerous devices that spread out around the world, exactly 2 days ago they released a specific made toxin that has now spread to every human on earth, it is 100% fatal and there is no cure you all have about 12 hours to live now....have a nice day!
>>768519714
No blacks
sorry about the whole aliens r gay thing
>>768519714
The earth looks awfully flat from here
It's a doggy dog world
i have the biggest dick in the world
I saw an automobile once when I was young. Now they're everywhere. The world went and got itself in a big damn hurry.
The parole board got me into this halfway house and a job bagging groceries at the Foodway. It's hard work. I try to keep up, but my hands hurt most of the time. I don't think the store manager likes me very much.
Sometimes after work I go to the park and feed the birds. I keep thinking Jake might show up and say hello, but he never does. I hope wherever he is, he's doing okay and making new friends.
I have trouble sleeping at night. I wake up scared. Sometimes it takes me a while to remember where I am.
Maybe I should get me a gun and rob the Foodway, so they'd send me home. I could shoot the manager while I was at it, sort of like a bonus. But I guess I'm too old for that sort of nonsense anymore. I don't like it here. I'm tired of being afraid all the time. I've decided not to stay.
I doubt they'll kick up any fuss.
Not for an old crook like me.
Mazal Tov and shalom upon the redish schmucks?
>>768519714
Holy Shit What the fuck is that! NO,NO, NO! Help me please, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH <radio static>
Juden und neger ist verboten.
"...sponsored by Mars milk"
I said
>Mars is also flat
>>768520539
*sind
>>768519714
oy vey
I'm pretty tired, I think I'll go home now
Hitler did nothing wrong.
>>768519714
Who's footprints are these? Looks like they just stop, then drag marks.
>>768521209
Very original...
Hitler did nothing wrong
This is a victory for all white, heterosexual males. We did this. This is ours.
[quick save]
Where the white wimmin at?
Mars is Red
Argentina is White
Designated shitting planet
>>768519714
Pretty harsh restraining order if you ask me...
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
I fooled you. I fooled you. I got pig iron. I got pig iron. I got all pig iron
It really is the Jews destroying earth.
Mine.
Fuck off.
[begins nuclear weapons program]
>>768519714
That's one small step for a non-gender specific non-binary transpangenderfluid deerkin, one giant leap for xhekind
ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo
>>768519714
This is my planet. The rest of you can fuck off - we're full.
mars is gay lol
>>768522784
I don't even need to translate this to know it's some faggot shit. Only basement dwellers even know how to type out Jap gook speak.
>>768519714
First!
>>768519714
Time to fap
>>768519714
Spaaaaaaaaace it's a wonderful place, it is black, pinprick light, it is ultimately night, it is aaaace, I love space.
>>768519862
中國強* Fuck you and your simplified characters
>>768519714
JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS!!!
CP wont be illegal in Mars
>>768519714
aeiou
oh my god i fucking love science
>>768523435
fuck off dirty jap
succ em in the locker room
>>768519714
fuck I forgot my cocaine
>>768523655
Gas the bikes, method of transportation war now.
>>768520371
It's "dog eat dog", dumbass
>>768519714
I'd just say nothing because I'm busy thinking of what I'll say when I arrive at Uranus. Cant afford to mess THAT up
>>768524157
For all intensive purposes I could care less.
Opens door. Climbs down. Puts foot on mars surface.
"White 2. Niggers 0."
Wow it’s fucking freezing
>>768519714
SCUM GANG LET YA NUTS HANG
Fuck off space niggers, we're full.
>>768519862
>9862▶>>768523190 >>768523435
>中国强
中国性交,特朗普使美国再次走红
>>768519714
Finally, a world without niggers
>>768519759
fpbp
>>768519714
One small step for Man, One Giant Leap for Aryan Kind!
>>768520373
You mean, "I have de bigest dick in mars"
>>768519759
fpbp
get this guy to mars asap
>>768526509
>capitalizing random letters
mouth-breather spotted.
>>768519714
Shit I forgot the sunscreen
>>768524157
YOU'RE MOVE CREEP
>>768519714
Hitler did nothing wrong
>>768519759
fucking kek
>>768519714
Fuck.
baru'ch ata adonai
>>768525944
TR3WAY BLOOD!
