Keep me company while I swallow 72 325mg regular strength aspirin
>>711907615
why op
Don't do it, dickweed.
>inb4 3 aleve
>>711907615
or nah
terrible idea.
>>711907697
Already like 10 pills in bro
If your looking to die your going to need a lot more than that.
>>711907615
such a painful death. don't. my brother took his life 6 years ago in a similar way. please understand there is always another way to handle the situation you are in and this too shall pass.
>>711907791
Aye, since you'll be leaving this mortal coil pretty soon you wanna hook a brother up with some cash? Might as well do something decent before you punch out like a fucking faggot.
what could possibly go wrong
>>711907615
There's two genders.
Feminism is like fascism married monarchy.
Lurkers will rise in numbers.
Chill, dude
>>711907615
what's your weight? ld50 is 200mg/kg
>>711907791
Then vomit
Is OP dead already? also live stream
>>711907615
Shitty method. Go for it but find a better way. Also livestream it faggot
>>711907937
if you are 270 lbs you have 50% of death
>>711907851
go shill somewhere else.
>>711908029
>>711907981
Kek. We want the livestream OP!!
>>711907937
170-ish and I'm 6'3"
>>711907615
keeping
>>711907615
This is absolutely the best option, anon. If you an hero, you definitely want to slowly die of liver failure over the next three days.
>>711908076
Would totally do livestream but I'm too faggoty and poor to own a webcam
>>711907615
Make it look like a murder and stab yourself in the gut a few times.
>>711908115
Exactly.
It is pretty common for suicidal people to choose really stupid ways of doing it. Dunno why that is.
For example, people literally drinking bleach or jumping out a window that isnt far enough to the ground.
on your arms write "THERE ARE ONLY TWO GENDERS"
Rest well, anon..
>>711908184
Can you at least prove you're doin it for the closure like take a vidya or something man this is 4chan and no one will believe you. You can die like this in a boring thread or live a king for all eternity by giving us a vidya
>>711908275
Let me find something to write with
>>711908210
They want attention or want the option to opt out. Blowing your brains out with a shotgun is the way to go, but people like OP are too pussy to do it.
>>711907615
How much do you weigh in kilos? Around 500mg/kg is fatal most likey.
>>711908495
Yeah... full Cobain.
>>711907615
You're dumb. That's not going to kill you. You'll end up in the hospital, They'll pump your stomach, you'll fake a psych test, and go home the next day.
Save yourself the fucking trouble dude.
Oh and if you reconsider but still ate a ton lots of baking soda will help eliminate from your body. I can't rembee if its IV though. I dont think so.
>>711908495
Actually I just live in Canada without a gun license, believe me a shotgun was my first choice
>>711907615
This is going to be the best 2 week long suicide EVER! enjoy that liver failure and slow internal bleed out. Oh and if you do survive....Start drinking heavily, like a 5th a night.
Be right back, drink refill
>>711908716
Heroin or an opiate should have been dipshit. You can buy otc codeine even. Just extract it and eat the codeine. You just fall asleep.
>>711908584
I said what I weigh in pounds already, just do a conversion
.357 or higher. Pref .44 Mag. Best bet is right between eyes aimed slightly down. You're aiming for the medulla oblongata. Under chin risks blowing off just the face, and mouth risks just spine, and paralyzation. Pills are for pussys and attention seekers
>>711908798
That would've been nice to know
>>711907615
i hope you fail
>>711907615
have fun bleeding eternally
>>711908873
If trying to hit the medulla, isn't it easier to shoot from the back of the head?
>>711908873
suicide bags are pretty neat if you cant get a gun
>>711907748
Underrated for sure
You being for real?
>>711908902
Thanks m9
Op here. Ive reconsidered the possibility of continuing life. Even though it may be rough, every day has its night and every night has its morning. Sometimes we need to find ways to make the nights better. Signing off, Im gonna get help for this and also throw up.
>>711908960
If I'm not then my pills are mysteriously vanishing
>>711908798
Used to make hella lean with Tylenol 3's. Cold water extraction, mix it with corn syrup and add your ingredients
got hella fucked son and just for a sore back
in theory, but human anatomy and how your hands works makes the forehead better. Thats why the .44, even if you miss the pressure from the gas will literally "blow" your brains out.
>>711909037
LUL
>>711908999
Lol. Good try though
>>711907615
What a pussy way to die.
You're probably going to end up puking them back up anyway.
>>711908429
If I use my phone to take the video is it postable
>>711909182
You can always just convert it to webm
>>711909297
Let's turn it into a game then. Dubs choose how many pills I swallow in the vid. What should trips get?
Dont do it op. Make it through the struggle. There is much to live for. You will make it further and look back to where you were and be proud and glad you persevered. Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. Jam out with me.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fCOjw18H7FU
17 pills in, I need to pick up the pace
30
>>711909638
Reroll
>>711909609
You really doing this? If you want, I can send you some money so you can buy yourself a whore instead...
Richfag here.
>>711909703
Cash ain't nothing to me bro, if you were offering happiness I'd bite
>>711907615
You're just going to throw it up and be in pain.
Either you're doing it for attention or you're stupid and people will think you are.
Go turn on the car and sit in the garage for a while. You just go to sleep and it's almost impossible to reverse
>>711907615
Quick word of advice; use different pills, these will only severely hurt you and won't kill you quick.
>>711909609
It's probably not too late to stop
The whole "you've got more to live for" rhetoric is bullshit, and if you really feel you've had enough, you've had enough, but I'm always of the mind that everyone has a little more fight in them
Be well OP, no matter your final decision
>>711908210
Smart people wouldn't get themselves into a situation where the only solution is killing yourself.
>>711909966
oh fucking waaaahhhhhhh
this is fucking embarrassment of a thread, fuck
>>711909703
I wouldn't mind some cash, so I can go buy weed and forget for a bit.
>>711909703
I'm killing myself too can you send me money for a whore?
>>711910188
Kekarino
This is how they get you.
I hope you're kidding, cause this isn't cool.
OP. Please, if you are deciding to take that next step into Valhalla; do it a little differently. Look up the exit bag. It will be like what happened before you were born.. First your vision will blur until darkness, then muffled noise depending on if any one finds you, and sweet everlasting rest. RIP OP. May you get that sweet relief we all beg so much for. Ps, leave a note at least for whoever finds you and just right "See you soon friends".
>>711910103
Sweet innocent anon: youre clearly not smart enough to understand what intelligence means. Intelligent people are more likely to suicide because theyre more likely to understand whats going on.
You confuse practical intelligence with intelligence in general.
Arthritis playing up is it?
>>711910508
>I'm dumb and sad but because I have some retarded outlook I must be *really* intelligent
"intelligent" people may or may not understand "what's going on," but they all realize it's possible to rise above
join OP please
>>711907615
Not enough to kill you, will only cause permanent liver damage.
What are you doing man.
>>711907615
Dumbest way to kill yourself. Good luck living in agony for a few weeks.
Fucking idiot
>>711911014
Trust me dude. You need to get a gun and kill yourself right now. You'll wish you were being burnt alive instead. At least that way you would die.
>>711910931
I agree with anon intelligent people are more likely to commit suicide emphasis on more likely
Do not take the aspirin OP. It wont kill you but it will hurt.
I survived this shit and its fucking terrible.
>>711907615
you're an idiot.
>>711911152
Dont even reply to the kid.
Let him think intelligence isnt linked to suicide. That way he can think that he is smarter than all suicidal people just because he has the ' maturity to understand that life changes and nothing bad stays forever'.
what fucking retard tries to kill himself with aspirin lol, i dont even feel sorry for u, natural selection at work
toodeloo fucko
>>711911170
What if I jump in front of a fast moving train tomorrow, if this doesn't kill me by then that was the next plan
>>711908115
Or start bleeding from all body orifices.
>>711911382
>Doesn't work
>Becomes cripple
>Can't kill self
>>711911382
It only works if you lay your neck down on the track and don't flinch at the last second.
Why exactly do you want to kill yourself?
brb about to die
>>711908634
really sad.. I have two kids... someone really truly loves you OP... someone put their whole world into you, they literally love you more than anything in the world.
CALL 911 FOR THEM.
Your mom, your dad, your nana, your someone... this is going to kill them in ways youll never understand.
>>711911590
It really is the worst, seeing the old people.
>>711911382
Same ano here....>>711911170
Hang yourself anon. So much easier. Played around with it a bit. Feels like pressure,pass out,never wake up.
If i ever need to thats how id do it
Before you kill yourself send me some money in PayPal. Water bill isn't gonna pay itself.
>>711911510
Because there's a tiny chance that I'll end up in heaven and live in a world that could never know sorrow or there's a chance that I'll just cease to exist altogether. Both seem more pleasant options to me even if it's a less then 1% chance of either
>>711911826
No sense believing in lies that people have told you. What do you know?
>>711909703
Im suicidal and just had horrible shits cuz ramen bread diet. Anything helps
>>711911691
I don't have anything strong enough to hold me that I could tie a rope to, advice?
>>711907872
Post your address and I will send you some money
>>711911590
Fuck off dude, not everyone has a loving family.
>>711911826
There's a much bigger chance you'll end up living with permanent liver damage.
Why do you want to kill yourself dude?
>>711911906
I don't know anything, that's the point, no one knows anything about what happens post-mortem because anyone who would know is dead. It truly is a gamble and I'd rather roll the dice than not at all
DO IT FAGGOT
>>711907615
this whole thread is bait and anyone who isn't saging should feel bad for contributing to this shit.
Especially all the normies crying their eyes out.
>>711907615
OP, I haven't washed in 2 days. Feet stink, should I wash?
>>711912084
Currently doing it
>>711912109
Another day should be fine methinks
>>711912088
Won't you not feel bad at all when I wind up dead
>>711912064
Allow me to direct your attention here
>>711911826
and here
>>711912076
>>711912195
>>711912119
Do it faster you pathetic peice of shit.
Sage all fields
>>711908634
when they find the rotten corpse of OP with "there are only two genders" written on his arm.
How long is it gonna take OP? how are you feelin now?
>>711907615
Thags a stupid way to off yourself id just take a hotshot
>>711912155
Dont was>>711912155
h winky. Thats how you get a stinky winky
>>711907615
If you want suicide get some opiates/heroin. Thats a much better suicide then an painful death. But don't do it anyway. You still can begin a simple if in Bhutan or anywhere else and see new perspectives
Permanent solution to a temporary problem.
>>711912304
I'm starting to hear that ringing that comes along with aspirin poisoning and the accelerated heartbeat
>>711912423
how many left to swallow?
>>711907615
whats something you regret?
>>711907615
>Grind aspirin into powder
>Mix powder with water
>Inject solution into vein
Fuck me, dude. All that's ahead is pain.
Show us your penis. You know... since he wont have fun after this :c
>>711912513
makes sense but i don't think op has injectors
>>711908999
That thread and that you didn't choose an fast death shows you didn't want suicide just people care about it and attention. There are more than 100 ways to suicide in less than 10minutes but you choose swallowing 72 aspirin
Final timestamp my head is getting dizzy and i wanna die in my comphy bed. Later bros.
>>711912565
>Is the kind of person to think this is a good idea
>>711909656
For the win!
>>711909703
> Free Cash, beggars incoming
Everyone needs Cash guys. If you want suicide it makes no different to work a month more
>>711912474
40 or so, had to pause because housemate is awake and getting ready for work
>>711912622
i'm just being practical. it's a better idea than swallowing 72 aspirins. if you insist to take chemicals into your system.
>>711912490
Honestly... nothing
>>711912727
That, in of itself, is something to regret.
>>711912709
why don't you just stream that shit. you're gonna die probably. be a legend before you left.
>>711912603
Look bro this was a decision I made on my way home from work and half the shit that takes 10 minutes to kill you takes at least a couple days to organize
>>711912490
he has born, that's something i guess.
>>711907615
haven't even scrolled the thread yet, but just spent 4 days in hospital with my mother in law - acetaminophen overdose. she failed on 180ish 5mg hydrocodone/325mg Tylenol pills. use heroin, or straight oxy or vikes. instant overdose. apap overdose ods are in your favor. unless you lay there for a long while and dont be a fuck up. she was breathing but unresponsive for 6 hours before found. 4 day coma. 2 days in they realized at some poimt during her "sleep" she had a minor heart attack on top of it. 4 days out.. woke up instantly, can spell, do math, knows and remembers who she is/what happened. it wont work man. its just gonna literally fuck your liver and possibly parts of your brain permanently. the Tylenol is thrown in there to prevent abuse and suicide you'll get sick before you can down enough, upon wake-up her liver is in tons of pain once the morphine wore off.
>>711912828
Life isn't something to decide on a short notice.
I love you OP :(
Plesae put your fingers down your throat.
>>711912604
Haha funny gif, how does it work?
>>711912902
Been, like 20 mins.
Probs too late.
>>711912902
Anon... we both know he won't. Go play some youtube or watch a vydia and enjoy your night
>>711912858
I've got a serious question then. You say your mom had a heart attack, I actually have a heart murmur do you think that increases my chance of dying if I wind up having a heart attack too?
>>711912968
The hospital can pump your stomach man x
>>711912968
Totes. Try your bf's pencil dick OP
>>711913027
Seriously, you shouldn't have to ask questions like that.
http://cheesespin.net/
take this man,i love it
>>711913027
Lul OP is playin them odds. I like it
Why take 72 aspirin when you can take just 4 aleve?
>>711912828
Lol you decided on your way Home. Stop it dude. Get some drugs and enjoy life before you suicide. I swear you, taking some heroine will make your depression away for that time. Go partying. Lets say have 7 days an hedonistic Lifestyle where you don't care about anyone. If you still don't want to live anymore. Then do it, but right way
Op will escape his misery. This will fuck up his brain and he will be alive but just a vegetable, think like the tards in the wheelchairs. Basically watch one flew over the coo coos nest and you will see how this ends.
>>711913108
Fuckin good stuff dude
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Reported thread in hope mods will get ops ip and send help. Lul. Also hard to know if the guy saying he reconsidered and went to hospitsl rly is op
goodbye op
Write a suicide note blaming someone unrelated to your problems so they blame themselves for no reason
>>711907615
Have fun OP
>>711913248
Kek
>>711907615
Cmon mate. You'd literally be better off up and leaving instead of that. Try travel. Hitchhike, scrap up money for a bus ticket. Who cares what happens, it's better than that.
>>711913248
Better hide an Note anywhere where you write that if you die then CIA killed you because you know they (Insert secret here)
>>711913210
OP here, nope, wasn't me
>>711913210
Someone sensible.
Yeah, that's just the problem with /b/
& OP didn't use pics most of the time
>>711913380
Yup, only 2 pics were the pills and my arm
>>711913335
Proof it write on ur arm "wasnt me"
>>711913428
Also can the mods actually do that?
>>711911986
address? what happened to good ol paypal. You horde all your cash like some gypsy?
>>711913380
Are you from the U.S? If yws then Jfk trump before going out
>>711913484
They can lookup ip and trace back to next node. For exact Adresse they have to call police which call provider which looks up ip/adress relation
Computer scientists Student here
>>711907615
excellent bait OP
>>711913459
Don't worry I'll scribble out the wasn't me so it only says "There's only two genders" again
>>711913644
Gap one last time to some good porn. Also do the suicide note thing
>>711913644
Draw a lot of Swastika, dicks and pentagrams all over your body. Also write fuck my Corps ass on your ass
>>711913699
Already fapped m9
>>711913644
Ok good to know.. how many pills did you take? Aslso send a pic of em
>>711913644
Time for the funny things. Call homeland security and a lot of medias tell them sth so it gets reported in global news. Like you have proof Clintons killed over 20 people and you will give them. People will think Clintons killed you too and let it look like suicide
>>711913644
You can''t die from those. Organ failure sure. But die, not really. Enjoy a terrible life.
OP here, I'm willing to take a more rapid way out of this world without subjecting the healthcare system and my few relatives to crippling financial damage of the hospital bills so will go get some heroin or other opiates so it's quick and painless. I have some medfag experience so know how to inject. Don't have the money though so any donations would be appreciated: paypal.me/thegreatstatik
>>711913864
Lol Brilliant, I second this.
>>711913888
oh and I have my phone so can livestream/periscope it to you once I get back from scoring.
>>711913888
Shut up tyrone
>>711913888
What's up with this?
Seriously?
>>711913027
when she was on day 3 after they discovered the heart attack she had murmur/shaking in her heart no more abnormalities. don't do it like this man, the pain isn't gonna be on you as bad as everyone who knows loves and cares about you. whats the main reason you want to end it? there isn't. its multiple reasons. get group therapy, move on with life. get a gun, shoot some barrels when you need to let it out after its bottled up so long.. i cant believe im white-knighting but for fuck sake aspirin/Tylenol overdose? this is a cry for attention. LIFE GETS BETTER. i promise, it does.
>>711911986
OP, my paypal is [email protected]. You really shouldn't do this, but if you're deadset on it I have -$40 in my bank account and I could use whatever you can offer. Don't kill yourself though bud, you maybe have no reason to live, but do you really have a reason to end it all? Life gets better bud
>>711913937
fake ass bitch
>>711914023
and mother in law. my girls mom. fucking ridiculous.
>>711914036
Shut up tyrone
How pathethic and looser you have to be to beg for money from someone suiciding
>>711913644
Write i always loved you benny on your forehead. Ppl r gonna be like who the fuck is benny
>>711913888
Lost me on the whole asking for money thing.
>>711913864
Ayy agred
>>711913888
Send u 0.01 dollars u fake nigger
>>711907615
this doesn't kill. just live with a failed organ forever.
>>711907615
>>711908634
>>711913644
>>711913888
wow op u piece of shit to dump to kill yourself.
Biggest faggot on /b/ atm all you do is shit.
Just do j one thing right and finish it now we dont need you anymore just do it!
Show us you can simply do one thing right faggot
>>711914337
Thanks Jonas, I guess i'mma stick to the Asprin then. Gonna try and raid my housemate's med cabinet for something a bit more potent, maybe mix things up with some tylenol
>>711914690
I am kindoff confused if ur op or not take a pic of ur screen on the paypal and ur arm infront of the scrren. Lul
>>711913644
OP, before you enter your deep sleep just know that you are one of us. Not sure how long you've been on this site but you're a brother just like the rest of us; a giant band of losers and outcasts. It sucks to see you go, and it would be nice to see you change your mind, but you seem pretty set to depart.
Before you do though, I want three things:
First name:
Age:
Year you first found this site:
If you really are going to die, doxxing yourself a little shouldn't matter.
Ride in infinite oblivion OP
>>711914569
seriously its fake as fuck anon and you fell for it
>>711907615
Why?
You know they won't kill you or get you high, right?
You can't die from taking most kinds of drugs. All you'll do is kidney and liver damage. Liver damage is okay, it's the only organ that regenerates. But kidneys do not repair themselves and any damage you do, you'll have for life.
In all seriousness, I would not.
>>711914788
i hope it this fucker have to die now
>>711907615
dont do it op we all are /b/others here i dont wanna one more dead bro
do a flip
