Help. can't sleep. entertain me. roast me. ama. requests
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Help. can't sleep. entertain me. roast me. ama. requests (nothing sexual)
Don't want to get hopes up. There will be no nudes.
>>712844740
nope
Then GTFO, you don't make the rules.
>>712844740
loaf of bread on head
>>712844740
since OP already stated that she's an attention whore, and that there will be no nudes, I assume OP also knows how logical alternatives work.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Logical_disjunction
>>TITS or GTFO
no TITS imply GTFO
/thread
>>712844740
show your tits in a non sexual way
you knew this was coming op
Show your feet? That's not sexual and tell me how you found this site originally..
>>712844740
I know you
>>712844740
Why cant you sleep?
>>712844740
You can't say no to this face
>>712844740
You look like the girl who works at the undergraduate office at my university.
>>712844740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnlaegHmB2k
Hello op youre clearly new here. Now get out.
>>712844740
Sorry first tits or gtfo :)
Tits or gtfo
>>712845111
nice trips bro i'm jumping from thread to thread to congratulate gets. JOIN IN
>>712845222
>>712844740
Why are you here?
Of all the places, why here?
>>712845121
Yeah boys only.
Still waiting on those tits OP.
>>712845277
I'm with you bro. Let's get the next trips and track them down.
>>712845007
lol k back when I was about a cringy 13 year old my crush mentioned the site to me been here off and on ever since
>>712845026
did we go to high school together?
>>712845045
sleeping schedule got fucked. just finished my period and everytime it fucks up my sleeping because the ibuprofen i take for cramps make me drowsy and i sleep in the middle of the day
>>712845088
not me. im a usless waste of space with no office job
>>712845422
>lol k
>just finished my period
>attention whoring
>im a usless waste of space
no grammar, no respect for rules, no other valuable traits than being a potential cum dump.
in case you don't get a straight "GTFO", I'll reiterate.
G
T
F
O.
Are you from Spain, right?
>>712845422
I wish i could say that i would masterbate to this pic but actually nope.
Still great tho.
But really?
why the fuck did you not leave this place while you could?
>>712845422
Nice... have you got painted nails?
Well done for delivering btw and now tell me the creepiest shit you've ever seen on here
>>712844740
Take a photo of your mouth open so your tongue is visible. This is a health exam, not sexual. Don't worry my dear.
OP HERE
you just got trapped bro
>tfw y'all faggots posting in a trap thread
Still no tits.
Fucking newfags. I miss old 4chan.
>>712845732
I still want my fucking tits.
>>712845732
So...what you are saying is there could be dick pics too?
Go to bed Dorothy
-josh
>>712845422
Have you ever gave someone a footjob?
Do you think I have a nice penis
>>712844740
OP, Show us the tits or see yourself out.
>>712845422
Was hoping you were. Her eyes scream fuck me senseless.
>>712845980
There are no tits boys...
/thread
>>712846005
someone should replace the flowers with a dildo
>>712845422
what threads do you lurk here?
Dankest kinks?
>>712845290
its the only place i can think to chat with strangers without constantly having dicks in my face (aka omegle)
>>712845610
I forget about this site for months, almost a year then i remember and will visit boards almost every day for a month. I wish I could quit this lol.
>>712845629
no. I try painting them but i nibble on my nails all the time and end up peeling it all off by the next day or they just come off because i actually use my hands and nails like any other human being lol so they chip off pretty soon.
idk usually creepy pasta stuff. Mainly skinwalkers! i can't think of anything else that really creeped me out otherwise on here.
>>712845658
there ya go
>>712845870
lol well true I never mentioned dick pics. you found the loophole.
>>712845889
not Dorothy lol
>>712845971
Nope. never.
I think all penises are beautiful. You have a nice one.
>>There will be no nudes.
When did you realize you were a faggot, OP?
>>712846040
>>712845700
found tits
>>712846169
show panties
>>712846040
There's still hope.......... Right??
>>712846169
What...what the hell are you?
Write KAS on something and show face/part of face.
I need more things for my KAS flolder.
>>712846005
Great .webm! First time I see it, saving
Ty anon
>>712845556
This
>>712845422
Yeah im kind of your secret admirer
>>712844740
I would very much like to see your tits or gtfo
>>712846169
Would you give someone a footjob? It's me with the bottle sized cock, thank you! I'd love to have your feet wrapped around it. They look lovely
>>712846376
Bottle-sized cock or cock-sized bottle?
>>712844740
The beauty of 4chan is who we become here.
This thread will last some hours maybe before it 404.
After that we can just forget about each others.
just act like nobody just told you is deepest secret or showed you something that would traumatise a newcommer.
Here you are nobody.
This could be your pictures.
in the end it doesnt matter.
i'm only sad that you need to come here to be listened.
>>712846168
/b/ /y/ /v/ /vg/ /wg/ /co/ /fa/ /mu/
some wayyyyy more than others
/b/ is still a go to though
getting fucked by pepe while im covered in dorrito powder
lol jk i like 2d rape (can't with real people acting it out) yaoi, shota, loli, ahegao. that's really it. nothing super crazy of unheard of.
>>712846273
uhh idk how to answer that?
>>712846376
nah im not into footjobs. or sex. at all lol.
>>712844929
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>>712846376
1. All of you are fucking cancer that ruin this website with shitposts, because of you greatness is driven away and anything funny is now half assed, thx
2. There is a bored for this kind of newfaggotry its call >>>/soc/
3. Tits or GTFO is more than a rule its a way of life, we don't say it to be clever or funny we say it to get pieces of shit women/boipussy attention seeking whores away from /b/ and back to there containment board >>>/soc/
>>712846859
Are you a boy or a girl?
sharpie in pooper plz
>>712846859
OP at the very least post pics of yourself topless in a bra for fucks sake you can't leave us like this.
>>712846859
show your panties you fucking ugly bowl cut bitch
Anybody else think she resembles delightful hug?
>>712844740
Why do you post pic of yourself?
Do you fear that we wont care if you were not a woman?
>>712847142
now that you say. kind of, yeah.
Do you have a Kik? I can't sleep. And it's thanksgiving
this thread is proof you fags would give attention to anything breathing that even remotely resembles a girl. spoiler alert it's not a girl.
>>712847241
At least OP has /b/alls, man or woman.
Unlike us.
>>712847282
Did a woman hurt you?
Its an anonymus board, just let it out.
>>712844740
it's a trap
>>712844740
Gtfo then.
>>712846859
>lol jk i like 2d rape (can't with real people acting it out) yaoi, shota, loli, ahegao. that's really it. nothing super crazy of unheard of.
yeah those are more porn than kinks but i hear you. Thoughts on the non-drawn 3d versions of shota and loli?
>>712846376
You're a cringey parasite
>>712847396
what kind of stupid question is that? anyone can be hurt by either gender. learn 2 relationships and stop white knighting for the fag op with a feminine penis.
>>712847763
Nobody is angry at you rigth now.
Why are you angry?
>>712846918
will the world ever knoww???
haha why? what do i look more like?
>>712847025
really sorry mang. there will always be another attention whore willing but im just not into that. :(
>>712847034
refer to the above reply. :(
but you did make me kek
>>712847142
>>712847266
lolololol wat?? how long have i been gone? when did this become a thing? 'delightful hug'? kek
>>712847280
no kik sorry
>>712847474
it's okay because most models look nothing like actually humans/children. it's not like its next gen graphics. when they start looking like detroit: become human, that's when its time to stop lol.
here's a tryhard kawaiiiiiiiii nyahh~~ photo of my face.
>>712847812
I'm not angry, just posting the truth about your degenerate behavior. by all means keep on stroking her cock newfag.
What genres of music do you listen to? Also, favourite band?
if you say anything that's not tremendously hurtful to the OP you don't know shit about /b/ before the tens. back then in a thread like this there was only like one or two at the most white knight beta cucks and a shits storm of anons calling them betas. but an ugly questionably-gendered bitch like this would likely not even get one white knight and would probably leave in tears from all the top-tier insults
go ahead with your clever whiteknight insults about how i'm a virgin or was hurt by a women, but just know that you are cancer to how fun /b/ used to be and that's why i hate you
>>712846169
Plox your tits
>>712847822
Your wrists say you're a guy, but, if you tried to suck my dick I wouldn't check for a dick
>>712847965
Could you elaborate?
>>712847822
>what do i look more like?
a guy
>>712848005
Sooo..if i get that rigth...
That bitch just made you angry by making a thread?
I really hope it will go better someday for you.
And i really do think so.
>>712847822
You like to imagine you're a loli or playing with a little shota? Like in the safety of fantasy?
>>712847822
I honestly want to lick your feet. I need to. I want your toes in my mouth. Do you have a Snapchat?
>>712847822
Jojo?
>>712847822
Woman.
Traps tend to overdo it and only speak about themselves.
>>712848025
elaborate on what? I'm not showing you my dick, you desperate piece of shit. like seriously are just giving op attention because you think it's a girl on /b/? go jerk off to linetrap if that's what you are really attracted to.
Tits or gtfo
>>712848157
I'm saying this thread reminds me of how much better /b/ used to be. i enjoyed threads like this because the OP would get rekt
now it's just said with all the beta cucks kissing the OP's shit ass
>>712844740
If you had a dick would you post it?
>>712848218
>>712848271
You are still on this thread tho.
That negresse played you little a cheap violin.
>>712848271
just sad*
also you shouldn't be questioning my life if you are flirting with a cancerous whore and white knighting, that's low as fuck
>>712848340
I'm here because this is a cringe thread to me
>>712846915
> Being this mad.
Go to bed anon nobody cares about your stupid rules.
You asked for this. Not in the, " oh look a dress, she wants me to slide myself into her" way, more like a 'walk Into a prison fully nude and asking to be pummeled by twelve dudes and six chicks pretending to be dudes' way
>>712848340
I'm not bumping it if that's what you're concerned about. sage.
>>712847822
I don't know your story, and i don't care to dig in things that should be left to rest. But I've seen threads about you.
If you're a bird. then I'm a bird
>>712846915
Off yourself
>>712848486
Are you still living in the past?
how do you feel knowing that this place...this ''safe space'' you love is now home to people you hate?
Does it pain you to know how much you are invisible here now as much as irl?
Let it out, tell us.
Nobody will know.
>>712844740
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?
>>712848596
This guy drinks his grape juice out of a goblet. and wears a cape IRL
I can smell the ICK from his greasy hair
Why are you guys giving an attention whore so many posts to drool about.
What the fuck /b/ this isn't facebook.
Sage
>>712848596
Living in the past, how so? You're just so new you don't know what to do except protect some random dude dressed in drag wanting to tease you with his penis for attention.
>Unironically white knighting for a trap and taking yourself seriously as someone who shouldn't commit suicide
That's it, I'm leaving 4chan. Anyone who still uses this shithole is a cuck LOL
>>712848870
Okay, could you bring back a pack of smokes when you come back please?
>>712848864
Does it makes you angry?
>>712848596
Now it's a safe space for beta cucks and trapfags instead of a place for top-tier laughs... YAY!
>>712847988
i really have no answer for this. i like every genre, every decade, every language. i'm not sure which i'd say 'i like more. i have recently been listening to all the emo 'hardcore' bands I listened to when i was a rAnDom rawr X3 13/14 year old. Soad, linkin park, three days grace. Soad - Sugar was on repeat all day yesterday. but I like jazzy sounds, lo fi, kpop, and YES even some country, idk tons of stuff.
fave band: again no answer. Maybe soad at the moment. I like a kpop group named BTS. And a french singer called Stromae. but theres so many different bands and genres and things to consider that its hard to just pick a definite answer.
>>712848024
i have men's wrists? lol interesting never heard that one yet.
>>712848061
hhhmmmm i'm okay with that.
>>712848158
hellll nooooo. i NEVER imagine myself in the situation, no matter the fantasy or if im the dominate one or not. I just imagine other characters/people doing it and get my rocks off.
>>712848183
yes but I NEVER use so i uninstalled it.
>>712848186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlVOJg23QZ0
enjoy more tryhard
>>712847266
more of her plox
>>712849098
Why are you still here attention whore? Fuck OFF
This is now an old slut thread. Post your best old sluts.
>>712849098
Im guessing you arent jojo then?
What if OP was the only person posting?
>>712848870
this guy gets it. this is new /b/: the thread
just pure concentrated cancer on too many levels to list
OP, I wanna talk to you bc I'm bored af. How can I contact you? Thread is dying
>>712849098
come be my friend then. I'll do stuff to them and you can watch and masturbate from the side.
>>712849702
>being this gay and beta all at once
what would your father think?
sage goes in all fields
>>712849131
name is in the filename, plenty of vids on xvid.
can u be my gf I'm a girl pic related
>>712848550
whatt?? there's been threads about me? Or were they other threads i made in the past?
>>712849309
lol no but immediately thought of this when I saw you comment.
>>712849224
i will soon. im feeling sleepy.
idk what more poses to make.
>>712850121
Post a more clear soles shot
>>712850121
you're a cute !!!!!
>>712850180
I knew you liked traps
>>712850072
i can be your bf
>>712850072
>>712850180
if youre real, youre really fucking cute! 9/10
Tits or gtfo you stupid stupid slut. Do not come to our website and not follow our rules. You ppl make me sick. Allowing her to keep this thread going WITHOUT any nudes. You should all be ashamed. I cant believe you
>>712850293
Damn you look just like the homie jojo
Have you ever heard of the aincent Chinese proverb "tits or gtfo"
>>712850309
>her
>>712850442
this
kek
>>712850309
Im sorry we will not let it happen again
>>712850309
This fucking savage
>>712850309
Are you a god sir
>>712850309
This
>>712850309
I kek'd my pants
>>712850309
Do you even know where tits or GTFO comes from?
Doesn't apply anymore, faggot!
Want tits? How about going out a bit more and getting the real deal, beta!
>>712850603
>mispelled "baka!" at the end
>>712850603
This beta fag
>>712850666
Satanic trips speak the universal truth!
>>712850666
Bakasura
>>712850668
>>712850309
Our lord and savior.
>>712850603
They dont know and they dont care. They came here because they heard dits a place where people dont like girls and they think tits or gtfo is the logical consequence of that... poor guys
>>712850309
So much try, so much fail.
>>712844740
HEY, WHORE!!! do you want to be doxed?
if you don't, then GTFO of here.
>>712850309
>You should all be ashamed. I cant believe you
sorry dad. i promise it wont happen again just please let me go to the dance at least.
>>712850428
lmaooo you fucking got me. i thought you were going to drop a legit wise proverb on me.
>>712850351
sorry to burst yet bubble :(
well im actually tired. whether you came to roast or talk thanks for the conversation. it was fun. i laughed quite a bit. im going to sleep now I leave you with whatever the hell pose this was. goodnight sweet princes.
>>712851157
I know right? She failed by not posting
>>712851309
/r/punchablefaces
>>712851309
>>712844740
this is a trap.
>>712851309
Call me dad one more time i dare you
>>712851430
i double dare you motherfucker
good morning OP. fine bracelet.
>>712851309
I want to see you laugh
Requesting that you post naked pics, not sexually of course
The first picture caught my interest. The eyes look very similar to my ex.
Then I saw the face.
Trap detected.
>>712853554
nope.. clearly it isnt. good blog post though
>>712844740
tits or gtfo
>>712854437
read the motherfucking thread before you motherfucking post
>>712844740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKpfjVkmGvA&t
>>712854478
fuck off
>>712845422
Not feet tits you fucking retard
>>712845422
have you ever had your feet kissed?
would you?
>>712844740
can you make a pic of the insode of your mouth showing your tonsils? please
>>712854564
no you fuck off. why dont you understand the concept of ruling 10 year old memes? abide by the law or hang yourself
>>712847822
Abandon thread
>>712854709
are you fucking stupid?
>>712851309
EWGH BITCH HAS A MUSTACHE FUCKING MOVEMBER TRANNY TIMY
>>712844740
This is your father, go to bed and buy more batteries you go through about ten a fucking week.
>>712854759
no I think you are you fucking retard. obviously you're a newfag that doesnt know what the fuck has been referenced. lurk more, loser - or turn the towel in and end it.
>>712851309
cut or uncut DICK op?
>>712854917
>>712854917
un, can tell you from the last seven threads
hey op, could you write DIO PORCO on your belly, or hand or anywehere you want?
please :D
>>712855107
>Did not read the thread
Ugh why do i pity this vile creature
where are you from ??
Hurrr durrr I'm 50 years old and gonna ask for tits hoping I get anything because I never felt a touch of a women in 20 years
>>712854901
fuck off retard kys
>>712855721
>regurgitates my insults back at me
