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will i get a good full time job soon ?
>>751551378
will i get one in 2018?
will i find the right path?
>>751551473
asking again
will i get laid soon?
will i get a full time job before christmas?
Will I ever find a cute trap gf
will Christina t and i fuck?
>>751551613
Asking again
>>751551324
Why do you repost this shit thread?
>>751551636
reroll
will I get a good teaching job after college?
She mad?
>>751553023
reroll
Should i do sth about it?
>>751551324
Will i and Antonia going to be together?
am i gonna bang her soon?
>>751551324
Any chances me and my ex to be a couple again?
will the massage place accept my card and boom! I get a free massage?
ÌWill get ajob in 2018?
will ariel and i ever fuck for fun? is she looking?
Will have sex soon?
will I use my new money wisely this month and in december?
will i have any sex in dec. at all?
>>751553443
asking again
>>751551324
Will I win the lottery so I can quit this shitty job?
>>751553460
once more. ROLL BITCH
>>751553272
what about later?
>>751553465
Sonofabitch
>>751553480
FUCKING 8-BALL
WILL I EVER HAVE SEX IN DECEMBER 2017?
plz answer me
Does She Miss Me?
>>751551324
Am I going to be successful in my hobby/line of work?
Should I call her soon?
>>751551324
Will we get back together?
Should I act like i don't care about her?
does my gf think I’m a bitch
Should I delete her from social media?
am i going to get laid soon?
fuck it imma get sum pussay soon
Will we be a thing?
>>751554283
reroll
>>751551324
Are my baby dead?
>>751554303
>>751554283
jesuschrist reroll
>>751551324
will my luck pay off in the future?
>>751551324
Will I die this decade?
will i pass the semester?
>>751551324
Fuck you cueball... how's a cancerfag supposed to plan their life if they don't know when will they die?
Will I Die This Decade?
>>751551324
Should I bed her?
7
Roll
>>751551324
im hella broke right now, is there any chance i will find a way to make money before it gets worst.?
Single?
Should I buy the new car ?
>>751555106
GIVE ME A STRAIGHT ANSWER YOU FUCK SHOULD I BUY THE FUCKING CAR OR NOT
Did they brek up
rill
will it get smaller
i just wanna be happy in life. will i be happy in life?
am i able to get the booty
>>751551324
Will blacks ever evolve?
>>751555675
well fuck you magic ball im gonna make myself be happy and i wont be stopped you shithead
L
Is she a whore in bed?
Would only a fool take anything posted here as fact?
She love him?
>>751554776
bump
>>751551324
is she loyal?
>>751551324
should I give up
>>751551324
will i get laid soon?
bump
Should i cut her fucking head off?
>>751557520
Roll
>>751557553
Roll
will I gget job this year
will I get a job next year
job, next year
roll
fuck
Will I get caught?
will i get laid ?
stay virgin
>>751557723
WILL I GET CAUGHT?!
>>751557756
You're a dick...
sex, this year
fuck fuck fuck
Should I fuck my wife tonight?
Will I fuck some bitch in the next month
>>751551324
will i get dubs oh magic 8ball ?
>>751557924
well the bitch is lying
Does she like me
Are traps gay?
>>751558550
Asking again
Will I pass my exam ?
>>751551324
Will i ever get a big tiddy goth gf?
>>751551324
Will I ever quit my shitty job?
>>751551324
Is I good at nature?
>>751551324
Will i get pussy soon?
>>751551324
Do I have flow?
>>751551324
will i be happy?
will i get it?
Should i listen to you?
>>751551324
Should I call today?
>>751551324
Will I be happy?
does lg have felings for me
>>751551324
Should I date him?
>>751561800
BITCH NIGGER I TELL YOU FUCKING WHAT THOSE PUSSY ASS ZERO DUBS I'LL KILL YOUR FUCKING FAMILY FUCKING FIGHT ME FAGGOT
>>751551324
will i make it to 30 without killing myself?
Will i die by killing myself in my older years ?
>>751551324
is this really worth it ?
>>751561874
BITCH, YOU WANT TO FUCKING GO? I'LL WHOOP YOUR PUSSY BALL ASS.
Will I be a good physicist?
>>751562019
YOU THINK YOU CAN FUCKING TAKE ME?
>>751562082
THAT'S WHAT THOUGHT YOU PUSSY ASS BITCH, GO FUCKING HOME, UNLESS YOU THINK YOU CAN FUCKING TAKE ME
Will I be in a romantic relationship with my ideal soulmate by the end of this week?
>>751551324
Is life going to improve?
>>751551324
Will I get a gf this year? - last digit
Will i get a gf next year? - the one before
>>751551324
Will I have a better life?
Can I control and warp reality to my desires?
>>751562266
My life is a joke
>>751562266
lol
will i kill myself within the next year
Will I be granted everything I desire upon desiring it?
Can I physically transform myself into a beautiful woman just by thinking of doing so?
Am I going to die today?
>>751562266
kek kek
>>751551324
should i fap ?
>>751551324
Should i Fap
>>751551324
WTF MR BALL SHOULD I FAP
should i go for it?
>>751551324
Will I ever get to fuck a little boy?
Are traps gay?
Drop it?
Will I get fucked by a beautiful tranny tonight?
>>751563463
Will a beautiful tranny fuck me tonight?
>>751551324
will i pass my this grade
Will I be able to get my goals done in a timely manner?
>>751563503
>Will a beautiful tranny fuck me tonight?
>>751563525
Fuck.
Will I have an orgy with Victoria Justice, Ariana Grande, and Liz Gillies tomorrow?
Why is my dick small
Why can't I pull back my foreskin
>>751562147
Okay, So- Directly after I asked the ball if they think they could beat me in a fight, And they said 'Yes', I had to leave for violent bowel problems. I just want to say, The things I said were heinous, And I don't know what I was thinking. I'm horrifically sorry- Not only to you, But your family as well. Do you accept my apology?
Will kyle die in 5yrs
>>751563753
I repeat, I'm sorry for all the awful things I said about you and your kin- You're an honest working deity, That shouldn't be talked to like that, Do you accept my most sincere apology?
Is actress Alyson Michalka obsessively in love with me?
>>751564114
Will she track me down and show up at my house where she will declare her love for me and beg me to allow her to take care of me?
>>751563657
Will this orgy last for three days?
Should I get dressed?
>>751564413
Should I change my clothes?
Will I have many perverse and sexual adventures starting right now?
will I have drepression next year?
>>751564532
In about 5 hours from right now?
Will i score a gf this year?
Will I be granted all that I desire and get everything I want handed to me?
>>751551324
will i find a gf in 2017
Can i Trust This?
>>751551324
Should I go vegan ?
will i marry again?
>>751551324
Should I call?
Pls b0ss
Will it live up to expectations?
will she ever like me back?
>>751563900
Magic Eight Ball, Would you like a sacrifice to RNGesus in your name?
am i gonna find love
>>751551324
aight
Will communism ever work
Will going on the hypno site cause irreversible changes?
Is kyle gay
Will I ever live out my deepest sexual fantasy?
Will a can of baked beans become president of the US in 2020?
>>751551324
Will i ever stop being exhausted all the time?
Are we really in the matrix?
>>751551324
Is the rest of this year going to be better than so far?
>>751565954
Weirdly enough, that made me feel better.
>>751563900
Im just laughing my ass off here atm. Thank you lads!
>>751565315
No. I revoke all apologies, I am Lord David Alexander Joy. God of the Three Hells, Slayer of the Ouroboros, Conqueror of the Shattered Realms. This is war, Do you understand?
Did I hurt her feelings?
>>751566195
Then I shall bathe you in my righteous flames you indignant fool. Do understand you've spelled your own death?
>>751566287
Will she forgive me?
Will I get a girlfriend as thicc as pic related?
>>751566312
That made me sad
>>751551324
Will I get laid this week
Is she going to like the vibrating dick ring?
>>751551324
will she let me do anal before new years
will i get off my ass and prepare my one shot tonight
Will USCIS get back to me within a week?
forget about lg
>>751551324
Keep my distance?
>>751551324
me voy a recuperar
>>751568272
Ill ask again. Should i keep my distance from her?
Magic 8-Ball, do you reliably account for the future?
>>751568777
OH SHIT
Alright. Magic 8-Ball, will I get another job by the end of this month?
>>751551324
Should I break up with him?
>>751568850
Magic 8-Ball, will I be the sole winner of the Powerball lottery's jackpot between now and the end of this year?
Let's settle this:
Are traps gay?
>>751568918
Magic 8-Ball, will I win at least one million US dollars from the Powerball lottery?
>>751551324
will there be a terrorist attack in california before 2018?
Will i become millionaire with crpyto trading?
Will I pass this semester?
>>751569007
fuck mate,
Near SF?
Will I get dubs of this post?
>>751568959
Excellent!
Magic 8-Ball, will responders to this post receive the build they make?
>>751569080
Reroll
>>751569117
Fuckin 8 ball is a lier
>>751569086
Okay.
Magic 8-Ball, will I obtain all the highlighted superpowers in this picture within a year?
Will she be there?
>>751569163
Magic 8-Ball, will I obtain all the highlighted superpowers in this picture within a year?
>>751569041
You're more encouraging than anyone around me. Thanks Mr./Mrs. 8-ball.
>>751569203
Reroll
>>751551324
did hitler do anything wrong?
>>751551324
should i work on my sprite rips today?
Will I see her this month?
>>751568959
will this anon spend all his money in prostitutes and drugs ?
>>751569319
left too many alive?
Will i ever stop being a poor fagg?
>>751551324
will i beat my meat tomorrow?
>>751569683
re-roll
>>751569803
oh shit
>>751551324
Will I ever be Happy?
Will I be happy?
am i gay?
>>751569208
Fine. I'm making a build for >>751569086 instead.
>Standard Payment
297 months old
>Super Hero Lottery w/ Ability
>HEGE.dox
>Cyber Transcendence, Atomic Manipulation and Omnilock
237
>Bedroom Eyes w/ Ability
225
>Prime Taradox
201
I'd be back in senior year of high school, at about the same time of year. Definitely a crossroads moment in my life up to this point.
>>751570127
lmao already knew tbh but i fluctuate yanno but hard bottom would suck his dick
>>751551324
are any women reasonably close worth the time
Magic 8-Ball, will my waifu come to life and immediately fall in love with me within a year?
>>751551324
Is she gonna be at the bar Wednesday?
>>751570342
Magic 8-Ball, will this ever happen to me?
>>751570373
Magic 8-Ball, will this ever happen to me?
>>751570402
Understood.
Magic 8-Ball, should I have children in my lifetime?
>>751568523
I just did. Should i keep my distance from robin?
>>751551324
Will I get laid again???
>>751570458
Magic 8-Ball, will I get a fair chance to sire children in my lifetime?
>>751551324
Will I get healthy
Will it last long term
Will I get a girlfriend until the end of this year?
Will the guys who are going to fix my phone find my porn?
Are traps gay?
Okay 8ball you know, i'm really worried because i lately did bad trades in crypto world, my savings are running off even if i made good earning its still not enough can i count for really good trades lately?
Will me and that person connect through music?
>>751570689
you lied didn't you?
Will i become a millionaire?
>>751570818
I see, well i was never good in making millions of one trade. But what about day trading?
Final question: will OP ever stop sucking dick?
>>751570567
I think I understand. I'm guessing those who'd want to have children with me would be undesirable partners.
Magic 8-Ball, will I obtain -- at any proximate time in my life -- an anthro sex slave?
>>751570818
Thats awesome, i really enjoy talking with you 8ball, you are so straightforward.i would like to know now, are you woman?
Roll
>>751571017
Whoa that's awesome, well i could tell after i first saw you, are you at least mature? Because i have a feeling that you are.
>>751571118
WHAT?! so you are still a kid?
>>751551324
Am I real
>>751566570
>>751570610
Fuuuuuuuuck, the suspense!
>>751570900
Are you playing the lottery?
>>751570925
Knew it.
>>751567377
Wishing you the best, /b/ruv!
>>751570954
Fantastic! Thanks a lot, Magic 8-Ball.
>>751551324
Am I gonna date Mel
>>751571363
Askin again
Should i fap?
Will me and her ever be together?
>>751551324
Will the world currency become shekels now that trump is president
Shud i fap again lol
Do i hab large benis
>>751569341
The rest will be used for paying taxes and debts, I assure you.
>>751571528
Aww
Will my dick.get bigger than.5 inches in the future?
will i get more nudes of all the girls i know irl?
Will we be together?
cum??
cum???????????
2
Should i off myself before the year ends?
>>751573590
Is that yes?
>>751573663
Roll
>>751570476
One last time, should i stay away from falling in love with her?
