Prepare 2 SIPP
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Prepare 2 SIPP
I'm not okay with that thing's face.
>>768913478
You wouldnt let him SIPP ur dicc?
>>768913581
No, dicc sipp is off limits for Marilyn-Manson-kangaroo chimeras.
>>768913786
Post your butt.
>>768914024
nah. post yours
>>768914089
No one wants that.
>>768914540
why?
If I were to be in law enforcement I would only want to work with homicides.
>>768914612
It is flabby and hairy.
>>768915091
why?
>>768915167
Because it's the most interesting. Drugs, rape, etc. that's all boring. Murder is interesting.
>>768915399
fair enough
>>768915462
Especially serial killing, but that's pretty rare.
>>768915560
why if you have to work with tyrone, found guilty of killing tanisha with a baseball bat for dating jamal?
>>768915763
That's fucking interesting though. Beating a person to death, the act itself is interesting, but more so the mindset behind it.
Id beat you to death, james.
>>768915972
maybe, i wouldn't like it though
>>768916120
jokes on you, my real name isn't james
>>768916206
Not you, you arent even worth raping.
>>768916310
don't say that. i bet you would love to rape me
>>768916391
Are you a skinny twink?
>>768916483
yes, i am ;)
>>768916653
Well then I cant rape you, I like skinny twinks way too much.
>>768916847
me too
>>768915560
le edge
>>768916931
You interested in ugly guys? Im pretty ugly.
Furfags
from the waist down no one is ugly
>>768917164
What if you have a really weird dick
If you're smaller than 8inches by 6in then you're ugly
>>768917252
i would be top then
>>768916206
Like beating someone to death? I wouldn't beat someone to death.
>>768916936
It's fascinating. A person killing over and over and over compulsively is so bizarre and foreign to normal people, yet it keeps happening. The first recorded instance dates back almost two thousand years.
>>768917252
I almost got with a guy that had a really weird dick. It was long, but the shaft was very thin while the head was really thick.
>>768917425
nono, i'm talking about working with a serial killer
>>768917485
I would, it's important work.
I seriously don't know how y'all do it now do you manage to live like this
>>768917937
Well im a loser so its expected.
>>768913581
I mean once it started I'm not sure I couldn't say no
Answer me how HOW
>>768918044
Spread dem cheeks.
dooot
>>768918044
it's fun
>>768918306
hey. how is it going?
>>768918525
wow. hot!
>>768918459
it's not too bad but i am crashing tired now
anyone else not gay irl?
>>768918820
>not gay irl
the closet is for faggots
>>768918799
why?
Here's something normal
>be me
>was just watching some vids on YouTube my brother is playing some flappy bird on his phone calls me over to his room says he wants to show me something Mfw he had a high score of over 300 on flappy bird Mfw I can't even get over 5
I love dick and taint no homo
>>768919259
typical
>>768919337
fight me faggot
>>768918306
Dooting is illegal !
>Wem is sent to jail on the board
>>768918913
so by coming out of the closet, I'm not a faggot?
WHY do you all exist
>>768919383
i'll fight your ass with my penis
Ew, am
>>768919458
Why do any of us exist? Philosophers have been trying to figure that one out for three thousand years.
>>768919494
>>768919494
>>768919494
THIS
>>768919475
that sounds kinda gay
>>768919458
cuz we like to fuck things
>>768919560
space dust came together and tiny things got together and did stuff and now we are here because we are
>>768919690
That's the how, we're not talking about the how. We're talking about the why.
>>768919874
there is no why, it just is
I'm gonna commit suicide because I love in a world filled with weeaboo an furries
Live.
Not love of anything the exact opposite
>>768920021
thank god
>>768919928
There is always a reason.
>>768920021
u love it tho
Ha no I don't
>>768919659
being straight is gay
Is there a reason I cant get any fuck?
>>768920021
Live stream or attention whore
>>768920184
You will. I'm getting gayer by the second just being here.
>>768920084
doesnt have to be
>>768920231
probably
I mean, no
>>768920374
Speak English you fucking idiot.
>>768920374
There absolutely does.
>>768920434
ich liebe dickh
>>768920473
why?
>>768920545
Ever watch AKIRA am? I was thinking about watching it again, I havent seen it in over 10+ years.
>>768920545
Because nothing just happens.
>>768920598
I havent seen it, but it seems like an anime so its probably good
>>768920639
Why?
>>768920659
THINK HE BE OKAY?
HE BE RETARDED
HE BE GAY
>>768920954
fucking illainers, long live Tear
>>768920935
AKIRA was anime before it became the "Cutegirl™" it has evolved into today. My brother had a copy of it he showed me back in the 90s.
Have you seen AKIRA james?
>>768920935
Because of cause and effect. Everything has to have a cause.
>>768920954
he's having a pleasure overdose
>>768921219
but that doesnt mean it has to have a reason
>>768921256
gross furry ahegao
>>768921155
my brother was more of NGE, damn mech anime
I remember the scene where Tetsuo spatters the doctors and the scene where the army shoots right though the civilians following him with their lazer guns really fucked with 8yo me.
I think around then was where I was fighting with the notion that people are nothing more than meaty vessels.
tfw no ass to eat
why live
>>768921373
I'd stream it but that takes effort
>>768921373
The cause is the reason.
>>768921470
ass eating is nice
Oh fuck me i was just watching some poem and decided to get up for the lotion forgot about headphones i accidentally unplugged them heard the loudest moans in existence is my life over and no it wasn't furfag bullshit
>>768921508
then I wont watch it ever probably, too busy watching DARLING IN THE FRANXX and other good modern anime
>>768921520
But why does the cause need a reason
why cant it just be
>>768921532
shut up faggot
>>768921532
>>768921470
You fags are nasty...
That said I'd fondle this boys nuts and eat him out just to feel him squirm.
So, what happened to the quality of the writing on SNL? Like, it seems none of the writers know how to end a sketch. They've had some that start out really strong, but the endings completely fall flat.
>>768921688
Because nothing just is.
>>768921688
shut me up
>>768921727
same but no homo
>>768921805
Why knot?
>>768921849
ill shut you up with this AS- w..wait a second
>>768921970
damn, that's a wonderful ass
What's it take to get someone to lick my ass and suck my dick?
>>768922091
shut up faggot
>>768921970
Because we don't know/ There is a reason behind everything, we just don't know what it is. Personally I think it's a simulation to determine how ordered things can get while maintaining the appearance of total chaos because scientists are weird.
>>768922162
from nothing to a couple hundred dollars
>>768922168
i don't mind shut up if it's because i'm sucking that dick
>>768922236
I'm not paying shit
>>768922330
clean yourself up, put on some nice clothes and don't be an asshole then.
>>768922443
I wash every day and have plenty of nice cloths.
>>768922479
nice. find someone on tinder or some shit like that and you will get your ass and dick eaten in no time
>>768922168
what are you gay and other etc things here
>>768922233
we dont know, which means there is an infinite likely hood that there IS no reason
>>768922479
id wash you with my tongue
no homo
There's still that last bit about not being an asshole.
>>768922653
There is some strong evidence that this reality is simulation. Namely how things in the universe aren't at all chaotic, but rather follow a pretty firmly set pattern.
>>768922653
>>768922236
that was for you
drinking is hard
>>768922770
>drinking is hard
i can tell
>>768922762
Maybe thats just the way things are, and things just look chaotic because we dont understand them
>>768922862
unlike me aaaaaay
>>768922662
>>768922541
>>768922907
Man i love that wolf
>>768922885
But we do understand them, which is why we realize they aren't chaotic.
>>768922934
he really is great
>>768922968
do we REALLY thouogh?
where is your PROOF boi
>>768922885
i don't get it
>>768923021
Mathematics, astronomy, etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. and so on.
>>768923029
whiskey dick
>>768923122
sounds like a bunch of made up human shit
>>768923196
gay wolf
arcanine is better
>>768923130
i bet you have that.
>>768923171
That's an interesting question too! Was math invented or discovered? Hell, I don't know. But it's a fun to think about.
>>768922652
tindr/grindr/hornet not working
>>768922653
faggot
>>768922934
He's apparently in Maryland
>>768923309
maybe you are failing at the "don't be an asshole" part
i'm leaving, lads. kill yourselves
>Be me
>>768923238
thats what I said ya dumb twat
>>768923292
not that interesting, as whether everything is real or not ill die eventually
hopefully
>>768923309
true, but also fuck you
>>768923385
Whatever that means
>>768923486
No one will let me fuck, jokes on you.
>>768923486
Even that you can't be sure of. You only know you are going to die in a sort of weird abstract way. You never really feel it or experience it, so you can never be sure of it.
>>768923664
or maybe we do and when you die its the end
you dont know and never will, so why rush?
>>768923553
im sure some will, just not the ones you want
>>768923553
There's always someone willing to fuck
>>768923739
If that were the case then I would have had that end twice now. I'm on life number three.
>>768923739
So no bottoms and tops for a million billion miles?
>>768923743
According to grindr, there are no bottoms.
>>768919210
Holy shit what is going on with that body
>>768923839
so youve died and not been brought back twice already?
that just means you are crazy
>>768923847
none that are attractive, probably
>>768923918
Whatever, guess ill never have sex and ill get endless ridicule while people say they dont ridicule while they do until I die.
>There is nothing wrong with being a virgin
>>768924001
just find yourself a cuteboy
>>768924063
There are none, its all niggers and old men.
>>768924101
such is life, gotta mine for the diamonds or some other such thing
