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/nzg/ - The New Zealand Thread!
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>>672288420
hamilton fag reporting in, can't tell if depressed or just tired


SUP NIGGAS
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>>672288420

Chch-fag reporting
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>>672289737

CHCH fag hur too. What's the haps?
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>>672288420
dunedin reporting. went to a paty last night turned out great. got boob touched, success
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>>672290062

Playing some FFXIV and being bored as fuck.
Anyone jamming anything tonight or up to much in chch?
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>>672290486

Dunno mang. I'm up to fuck all, recovering from some feral viral infection I got from a twitchy bucktoothed account.
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Why are IDs even gone?
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UOA here; is economics a better major than finance?
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>>672290827
>twitchy bucktoothed account
A what?

I'm still recovering from a cold. Must be a time to get down with the sickness

>>672291019
Wouldn't economics limit you to working for the RBNZ. Finance would give a lot more options job wise... at least I would have thought. But I'm studying to be an accountant and would like to become a CA so I'm probably not the best to give advice
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>>672291250
>job-wise

yeah, unfortunately economics is the most enjoyable bizness subject
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>>672289737
mmmmmm, holly michaels
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Hey guise what the heck is this contraption called again?
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Dunners reporting bruh
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>>672291250

Get the fuck outta here.. Same. That's how I got the cold.. some bitch at work. Just finished uni, starting at a big firm in a few weeks.
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Dunedin reporting in. Couldn't be fucked trying to get down to the game, shit got rowdy last night at the Concert.

Hope all you /b/ros here from Dunners are safe.
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Reporting on in. Wasn't going to drink again but I didn't feel too hungover this morning so here I am

>>672291019
Do both; like me!
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Dunners reporting.

What's going on in your world this evening?
>>672290295
'sup. Onya for having a good night out!
>got boob touched
Is that usually difficult?
>>672291717
It's a keepsy-cooly.
>>672291798
Hey mate, you 'right?
>>672291876
Fuck, we're reppin' tonight!
What are you doing instead of going to the stadium?
And chur for well-wishing. GC.
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>>672292115
Hey man, yeah good. And you?
Sorry for ditching last night, had company and didn't wanna be "that guy" sitting on his phone all the time
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Why are IDs even gone?
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>>672292115
Instead of going, i'm sitting at my Computer listening to the Police Radio (some guys are on a roof in Harbour Terrace right now, police have been called), Chatting here and watching the game on Sky.
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>>672292115
>Is that usually difficult?
yes
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sup nzfaggots loser here, at what age does the avg male kiwi lose his vcard
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>>672292401
depends on the area you live in. I'd say in Dunners it's normally between 14-18 but im not sure about other places.
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>>672292401
wouldn't have a clue, i'm turning 21 in april and i'm a kissless, handholdless virgin
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>>672291019
You discovered the horrific squatting toilet in the library basement yet. Discovered it when all the others were in use and I was touching cloth already
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>>672292401
about 18? females lose it younger; usually 16
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>>672292345
Kek, read this on the 'Dunedin News' Facebook page. Some old lady having a moan about it
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>>672292701
>tfw didnt lose till 22
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>>672292724
Yep, i seen that. They were like that when they were younger too. its just now with Social Media and shit its glorified to shit.
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>>672292662
never used that toilet, i only use owen glenn bathroom
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>Sandstorm at the Landers game
>The Zoo going mental
typical
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>>672292870
Wise idea,

On another note there's some damn hot first years around
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>>672292701

Can confirm, was 18, lost it to a 16 year old.
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>>672293122
Nice dubs, couldn't agree more.
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>>672293122
haha always is
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>>672292280
Fuark, mate. Car is giving me troubles! But I'm alright.
Nah, all good! I really don't like it when people are "that guy", so good on you.
You get up to much then?
>>672292345
Police Radio? Fuck, that must be comedy gold sometimes!
Sounds like a chill evening though, I rate it.
>>672292378
Nahhhhhh
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>>672291019

I'm gonna buck the trend and say do Economics. So many different ways that economic theory can be applied to day to day situations, providing you're not a complete autismo. World is your oyster really - you can use your degree in an industry that you really enjoy.

Definitely not gong to limit you to RBNZ.
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>>672291493
I would lean to economics being a lot more enjoyable, but Finance definitely get way more interesting, assuming you're into follow the stock markets and securities already.

>>672291849
Ohhh shit nice man!
Did you do you degree at UC?
I'm at CPIT and I think for my final year next year I have to do like 300hour intern work at a job that is similar to the field my qualification is in (I think that's how it works there). Really unsure how to go about it, would like to put myself out there right now (in 2nd year) and get on top of it.
I pretty much had an A- or A average in 1st year if I exclude marketing cause I just hate marketing, so hoping that my help my cause.
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>>672293462
It was golden last night, turned it on ~5 mins before the Balcony collapsed and didnt turn it off until like 4am. was great fun last night.
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Hurricanes pls.
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>>672293508
>Definitely not gong to limit you to RBNZ.

We had a guest lecturer from the RBNZ who pretty much said it would lol.
Not necessarily a bad thing though, he got sent to work for a central bank in France for a couple years to learn new skills to bring back to NZ
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>>672293462
>Nahhhhhh
come touch my other one then bby, its feeling left out
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>>672293462
Misfire or something else now?
I hate "that guy" too so figured I better not be him
Last night or tonight?
>>672293598
Wish I went to this, man
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>>672293650
#UPTHELANDERS 17-16 FT
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>>672289737
>>672290062
me too. voted for the new flag?
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>>672293737
I didn't go, because it sucks living in South Dunedin, its not a huge walk but im lazy.
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>>672293860
>South Dunedid
Is dunedin even big enough to split it?
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>>672288420
newflagisbestflag
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>>672294064
Apparently it is, because everyone says North Dunedin or South Dunedin.
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>>672289293
I know far too many guys who claim to have been diagnosed with depression. What's going on, christ

Need a friend?
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>>672294064
bill english confirmed satan, look at those eyes
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>>672293843

Ya man.
Went with old. That blue/black one wouldn't have been my pick. In fact none of those 5 finalists would have been.
That and I would be hesitant just because Don Key seems to be pushing it uber hard, regardless of public opinion.

Nat fans going to follow his word blindly regardless. I would like to note, I hate liberals more that right-wingers.
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>>672293598
Oh, man. Timing of the century!
I do wonder if I've ever made it onto the chatter though lol
>>672293713
>social interaction
Nahhhhhh
>>672293737
Brakes. Thought it was the fronts. It's actually the rears, and the rotors are grooved now.
Both!
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>>672294269
eh, just feelin a bit off atm

and yea sure :)
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>>672293708

Heh, he's probably trying to keep his job safe.

Have you read any of Dubner and Levitt's work? Some good, real world examples of how you could apply it in ways other than operating out of government bodies.
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>>672294506
>social interaction
>Nahhhhhh
so harsh
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>>672294506
Ah bugger. Can't you just get them machined? Magoos is cheap for that, by the way!
Nothing today man, just been chilling. Might head out soon, see what Dunedin's doing
And you, mate?
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>>672294731
Don't misinterpret my words, fam.
I mean I'm anxious as fuck, so I'm not good with people IRL.
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>>672293522

Some crazy af coincidences man. Yeah, at UC.

Well, I happen to be ridiculously well skilled at 'hacking' jobs, so good I'm starting a consulting company. Could catch up, talk shit, shoot you some pointers if you want.

Pro-tip: employers don't give a shit about grades, as they say "B for balanced".
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>>672294870
its ok im not scary, im chill as fuck fam. Im the last person you need to be anxious around, but I get that its not a personal choice
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>>672294848
Dunno, they feel pretty deep. Cheers for the tip though, I'll go see 'em on Monday.
Sounds gravy. I might head out too, go and actually get dinner tonight!
Fuck, carbon copy of yesterday, right down to falling asleep on the couch.
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>>672295596
$25/pair, far cheaper than anywhere else I asked
Yeah mayn. Sweet, might be busy due to the rugby!
Feeling that deja vu?
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>>672294720
>google Dubner and Levitt
>freakonomics
Yeah man I've read some of the book (wasn't a huge reader at the time, been reading tons now so will add it to the queue)
I watched the freakonomics movie/doco thing. Was some super interesting stuff.
I'm just unsure what kind business outside banks would be after economists. You could say financial institutions, but I think they'd take a Finance major over a Economics major. In saying that if you are good enough to just do cool shit and studies similar to freakonomics and make money from it, then I say go ham.

>>672294872
>'hacking'
As in computer hacking or is this some sort of intense auditing I haven't heard about haha
Dude I'd be down, you got a steam/skype/kik?

Yeah I was thinking they probably don't care too much about grades as long as you're not scraping by. We had one lecturer trying to argue that an A could be the difference between getting the job and not getting it. I doubt it given most people hire based on looks and first impressions, not so much CVs.
My GFs radiography course is a pretty good representation of this. I think they have a single ugly adult woman, rest of the girls are either alright or babe as fuck.
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>>672288420
auckland is dry of LSD
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>>672295873
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mwt9I_n-LbI
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>>672295846
Crisis averted, so long as there's still enough metal on them.
Yeah, i bet. I'll probably head out to South D, get a meke feed, and then wander back up.
Been feeling it for nearly three years unfortunately! This some Groundhog Day type of shit.
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>>672296395
Here's to hoping, then!
Might see you around, depends if I go grab a bite or not
No good man, it'll look up one day, you know as well as I do that some days are better than others
Might jump off here anyway, I'd say there will be a thread when I'm back, if so, I'll catch you in that!
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>>672295873
This is my fourth fave ween album. The mollusk is perfection.

I'm listening to kanye west - life of pablo
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>>672296749
Create Your Taste, fam!
Haha, cheers. Didn't want to be all serious, but thanks.
Yeah, mate. Catch up!
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>>672296781

I would rate Pure Guava and Chocolate and Cheese up there as well.
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>>672296781
Yeah I agree the Mollusk is their best. Fave songs?

Also thoughts on TLOP? I thought it was pretty decent, but Kanye's lack of confidence in this record kinda ruined it for me. As well as the usual awful lyrics and other small things
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>>672294511
Are you at least some-what sporty? We need players for our casual indoor cricket team,

Anyways I'm on tinychat
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>>672297202

Not OP, but Pt.2, Real Friends, 30, No More Parties and Facts were GOAT, the rest was hit or miss.
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>>672296011

Hacking jobs is really just a buzz word really, it's about gaining access to jobs through unconventional means and using exploits to your advantage. Basically, finding jobs where there are 'none' and making employers compete for you.

Yeah man my kik is crispytofu, too fucked to do anything tonight, but later in week maybe.

I guess maybe grades might matter at a place like CPIT which isn't well known. Looks and charm do matter, but yeah, don't under estimate the power of a good CV.
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>>672295873
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I553wc3L658
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>>672297471
i joined a gym today for the first time in my life, otherwise no not really

also no offence, but i hate cricket, lol
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>>672297501
Damn 30 hours makes me all emotional - I think its the sample - and the way Ye talks at the end of the track reminds me of Last Call and the College Dropout days - even if it does kinda drag.

Defiinitely one of my favorites - I also like Wolves for that beat even if the lyrics are kinda stupid, was pretty indifferent to the album ver. and the SNL ver.
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>>672295873

Won a ticket to a gig tonight, trying to decide if I can CBF going. Link related (warning - footwork content).

https://youtu.be/35BegWmx9kc
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>>672297781

Yea I forgot Wolves off my list.

Here's the track that 30 sampled - I totally hear you on the feels trip https://youtu.be/lKSDqr6JOvs
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hamilton fag reporting in
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>>672298184
sup bro? where abouts you at?
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>>672297514
Dude that sounds like some social engineering shit right there

That's all goods man

My main issue is references. I have 2 from a supppperr old job but haven't really kept in contact with either of them. My current one isn't exactly one where I can ask for a reference cause I work solo doing merchandising for 2Degrees. I have literally only conversed with this one person by emails.
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>>672297202
Its gonna be alright is maybe soft gene at his best. Buckingham green is my favorite ween song.

TLOP is great. The production on kanyes albums is always way ahead of the pack imo. Real friends might be song of the year. I pass off his shitty lyrics as comedy it makes everything a lot more enjoyable
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>>672298630
nice. Mine would be either Its gonna be alright or maybe Mutilated Lips.

And yeah i usually do that with Ye's lyrics - that's how i managed Yeezus, but I think he got a bit carried away this time. GOAT production saved the day again thank god and songs like real friends and no more parties actually had really good lyrics
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>>672298309

I guess part of it kinda is social engineering, I've developed some pretty sneaky tactics - but there's a lot more to it. And everyone wins.

References are great, but it's not everything; got myself an accounting job with no experience or qualifications before I went to uni. Didn't even know what a credit or a debit was.
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>>672298940
>Mutilated Lips
Mah nigga
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b-bump
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>>672298940
>>672299042

Any good nz music out there?
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>>672299765
Probably, I haven't really had the effort to look. I wanna get in to the whole Dunedin sound or whatever cause Malkyman and the rest of Pavement seem to really like them and Pavement are one of my favorite bands. One day, hopefully
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Hello from Wellington
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>>672299012

Must have your social skills down, which is good cause that's something I definitely need to improve.
Going to hit bed for tonight man, was good chatting. Will give you a msg later this week.

Have a good night all!
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>>672299886
Apart from retro shit lol.

We got Maori Jamaicans, mainstream rap wannabes and generic riffy rock shit. And bands with keyboards and girl singers.
Amirite?
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>>672300093
Yeah we suck lmao.

I heard we had a good alt rock scene in the 80s or some shit which i was referring to in my post.

Too lazy to actually look though
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Just went to the circus! If you're in Wellington or Palmerston North I recommend you check it out this week.
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>>672300011

I guess you could say that. Yeah likewise. Ciao dude.
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>>672300506
I'm gonna be the next gene ween
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>>672300917
>you
>not me
>implying

You can be Deaner. Deaner's based.

Actually what did think of Unknown Mortal Orchestras latest record. Nothing terribly original but god it was fun. Probably the only record from a NZer that i really liked
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Help guys, today I was trawling through the NZ Young Nats Facebook photos and I haven't seen a single Maori in any of their pictures.
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As well as listening to the police, i can look at what pagers are doing too.

DUN3 GREEN 04B00P ASSAULT POLICE REF ; Flat/Unit: /630 GREAT KING ST NORTH NORTH DUNEDIN

some assault or some shit in North Dunedin
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>>672301344
were you surprised
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Post cock pics ;)
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>>672301095
I haven't actually listened to it. I saw them live at laneway one year though. It was really good but not as good as chvrches. They do have a nice psych sound.
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>>672301641
>one year

Stupid question but was that year this year? I saw CHVRCHES were coming here this year
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>>672301344
When will the Maori be extinct?
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>>672301095

Not OP, but goddamn that record was good. I was in a similar situation as Ruban in the past, and damn did it expose some memories and truths I'd buried.
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>>672301637
AY JOSHIE


how about i send you one via kik
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Yo remmers boy back still looking for extreme cuddling and heavy petting
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>>672301449
I'm surprised that none of these 17 year olds are questioning what they're doing with themselves.

Pic: The closest Maori-looking people I could find. Probably not Maori though.
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>>672301716
Na it must have been 2014 chvrches, haim, run the jewels, danny brown and earl sweatshirt played. Lorde pulled out and got replaced with the presets. The mosh pit when danny brown played was insane.
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>>672301773

Jesus fuck. That Mother / son combo is /b/ worthy.
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>>672301737
What situation?
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>>672301955
well we are on /b/
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>>672301955
this guys face
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>>672301737
Yeah i feel you anon.

World is Crowded was probably on of my potential SOTY

>>672301932
Not a bad line up anon - Danny brown would have been sick. XXX is a great record
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>>672301773
jon kei bein hip wit da kids
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>>672301741
>implying i'm joshie

Sorry, there's a new thirsty faggot on the scene
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>>672302022

You raise a very valid point.
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>>672302311
well, gimme your kik and send you a dick pic
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>>672301983

Complicated relationship with multiple people involved, as is the theme of the album.
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>>672302173
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>>672302443
Cool I'm downloading it now
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>>672302487
>This man is fucking HOT pussy every night and basically you're stupid
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This rad dude dyed his hair blue for the 2014 ball

Also there's an aryan girl who I know who keeps popping up in the photos
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>>672302981
The absolute mad man
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>>672302893
This could probably do the rounds on facebook

>Young Nats or Hitler Youth?
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>>672302893
HOLY SHIT WHAT A FIND

Is this photoshopped?
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>tfw just met dunners and he was a qt

10/10 would meet again, he was chill
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>>672303099

Bro that pic is about 3 years old.
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Wgtn fag reporting in how many of us are on this instead of town.
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>>672303099
It's from years ago, and really he was probably just mid wave.
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>>672303099
I think my brother was at that party.
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up the landers!
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Speed bumps fuck me off
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Otaki.
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>>672304103
hows the dial up?
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"Blossom into the butterfly you were always meant to be"
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>>672304198
whose this demon of semen
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>>672304194
Hah fucking seems that way sometimes
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>>672299932
Meet up with me dawg
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Does anyone here regularly use escorts?
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>>672304307
Its a rape
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>>672304233
fuck off idbro shes taken
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>>672304233
She is my princess, Rita.

>>672304432
:)
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>>672304103
Same here bro! Upto?
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>>672304426
Shhhhh
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>>672304502
717
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>>672303582

Spotted the reddit user.
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>>672304703
What does this mean!?
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>>672304366

Na bro, I'm more into Cortina's.
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Get into the tinychat bros
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>>672304432
the fuck are you one about
idbro doesn't post here anymore
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>>672292345
How to listen to NZ police radio?
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>>672298303
ham east bruh
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>>672304932
go on AM channel 837
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>>672304937
The nzcam is cancerous now. Full of sob stories and attention seekers. I want the old crowd back, dangit. Nzcam used to be really fun.
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>>672305271
>Full of sob stories and attention seekers.
havent seen that at all tonight
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>>672288420
New Zealanders are the niggers of the world, you're all lazy cunts. Get a Fucking job bro.
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>>672305271
Make it better then, you're a sob story of your own.
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>>672305271
The old one was GOAT, but this one's alright - give it a chance you gayboy
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>>672305355
248601 or whatever his name was, savageanus, theguyfromtheplace, tentaclearms

Also the rest of the bong crew, I can't remember their names

>>672305419
Every time I go there it seems to be the same two/three people posting. I skim the conversations because it's mostly "muh I'm depressed" or "I smoke weed lol"
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>>672305581
I thought niggers were the niggers of the world

or maybe even women? Pic related
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Dunners reporting back bruh
Town is shit tonight, was not worth it/10
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>>672305839
Well post something to change the subject! You just want to moan.
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>>672306022
Nah, I'd rather just avoid the nzcam chat entirely. It's not worth saving.
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>>672306100
That's probably the best option.
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>>672305958
what did you end up getting dunners
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>>672305839
Who the fuck is tentacle arms?
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>>672306149
I'm other Dunners, sorry bro
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>>672305839
Oh, and Pineapples and kumbers and Ginga! How could I forget
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Ukecuck reporting. At the ex's, been reading her body language (trying to, I'm pretty autistic) and she seems to want me... Really want to go into the next room and fuck her... Dunno if I should fap it out... I probably should. Fuuuuuuuuuck
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>>672306323
too many fucking dunners. everyone needs more distinctive names
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>>672306745
I add the "bruh" at the end, hoping it'll define me from the rest
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>>672304937
Does anyone know the username IDbro used to use in this tinychat?
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durrers
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throwing out a vain call to any wellinton /b/ros
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>>672306939
Noones going to tell you you impersonating faggot
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Bitch has cheated on me after years of relationship. Payback time /b/. I am dumping all her videos for the next 5 minutes at the following link: http://www96.zippyshare.com/v/uTNQNeaA/file.html Hurry up before you miss this. I am not a fag. Cheers 14
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>>672307041
Bitch cheated on me please download this virus
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Post cock pics ;)
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>>672306939

I do but why do you want to know?
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>>672307099
You first
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>>672306939
it was Kyss
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gonna study in NZ in about 1-2 years. Should i go Auckland or Wellington?
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>>672307154
wgtn without a doubt its got much better vibe
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>>672307154
If you're Asian, Auckland. If you're white, Dunedin. If you're black, you don't go to school, stop lying.
Wellington is not on the map when it comes to uni
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>>672307205
Why?
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>>672307041

.exe file
and .flv that doesn't render.
Sure thing virusbot
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>>672307238
im Norwegian, so pretty white.
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WoopWoop
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>>672307247
The whole city has better feeeling about it its quite student focused as in dunners but dunners is too smlall to give a fuck about tbh, akl is too sprawled to do anything in wellington lives the best of both worlds
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>>672306586
Fap bro, Fap.
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>>672307281
Definitely Dunedin. Don't even consider Wellington as an option it's not recognised.
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>>672306980
Sup
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>>672307328
Sup anusposter. How's life?
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>>672307391
Is this a joke
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>>672307351
Good explanation man!
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>>672307411
Yo nigs whatchu doin on the boards i heard town is goin off
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>>672307391
its like a half year/one semester exchange program, so im just doing it for fun. il check it out though
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>>672307450
Nope. When it comes to NZ universities the internationally recognised ones are Auckland and Otago, and to a lesser extent Massey. Nobody gives a fuck about anywhere else.
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What's the best place in new Zealand?
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>>672307444
tooooo hot. cant sleeps
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>>672307578
Australia
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>>672307522
Dont listen to him. Wellington does perfectly good education. All Dunedin is, is a bunch of students burning couches and getting pissed.

Getting pissed isnt all there is to uni. You still have to pass.
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>>672307451
What can i say I do my best
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>>672307578
I've only lived in Auckland, and I've been to Wellington and Christchurch. I like Auckland and Wellington is cool too, I'd like to experience Queenstown though.
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>>672307616
>This
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>>672307603
Aww so no chance of being cuddle buddies? Was hoping to make it your anus in the next bridge post :(
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>>672307640
What about Christchurch?
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/r/vQGSpf
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>>672307569
nigger you on some whacked shit. Wgtn's law school has a triple crown rating alongside akl
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>>672307705
Great meme bro
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>>672307640
I will cut your DICK off and feed it to your mother
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>>672307817
Ew
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>>672307760
Its where I live I've never left. Is it much different to the rest of the country?
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>>672307705
Christchurch was boring imo. Looking at the quake damage was cool but Auckland and Wellington are better.

>>672307834
WHY!?
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>>672307730
UoA #1, UoO #2, Massey #3, VicU #6
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>>672307910
Because I'm trying out for iron chef
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>>672307889
Yeah. Would fuck but not tell.
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>>672307411
Get in the tiny chat lad.
http://tinychat com/nzcam
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>>672307908
I thought you were replying to something else, my bad. Christchurch rocks pretty hard
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>>672307935
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>>672307965
Well you're going to lose i'm better at cooking.
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>>672307615
You fucking cum rag nz is the best place in the world
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>>672307969
Would fuck, would tell, would date... I am very lonely
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>>672308073
Google it
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>>672307616
il probbably just choose the place with most shit to do, since im only there for one semester and im finishing it in my home country
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>>672307578
for living, christchuch
for a thrill, queenstown
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>>672308083
Ok sounds like we have a cook off u chop your dick off then ill lop my cock off so we can do this
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>>672308171
What are you looking for exactly? If you want to fuck, Dunedin. If you want to jack off to Chinese girls who never put out, Auckland
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>>672308171
makes sense but its not like wellington lacks shit to do. Also I've been to Dunners and Akl town and they aren't even close to Cuba/Courtney that we have here
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look rkato
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Best way to launder money in nz?
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>>672307129
Great now we have one asshole pretending to be idbro now..
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>>672308113
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>>672308456
dont use soap
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>>672308456
Any washing machine will do. Our money is plastic
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>>672308515
who cares you can easily tell who the fake IDbro is
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>>672308554
Any shots not taken on a potato?
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Dunners re-reporting.

Did I miss much?
>>672304092
You and me both lol
>>672305958
Mate, I bloody waved and everything!
I made some rando Skyline friends and met Scotty, was pretty good.
That lookout is shit though, windy af
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>>672308317
>>672308324
Good to know, im gonna be there from June-new years, How is the weather in the respective cities ?
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>>672308542
Still waiting for yours bro
>>672307126
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>>672308689
Pretty hot everywhere. Auckland is muggy (humid) as fuck in summer.
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>>672308768
Seasons are reversed right. so June-Christmas is Summer?
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>>672308675
I missed that!
I did see you park up at Maccas, was gonna come and say hi but I just couldn't be bothered so I came home
Sounds good as, that may have been the 2 I drove past. One was white and I think the other was black?
Oh really? For another day then I suppose
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>>672308689
Wellington gets cold and windy but it doesnt really stop the atmosphere and vibe of the city it just shifts to coffee shops and art.
>>672308852
June is start of winter
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>>672308642

still sorta potato
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Is it a good idea to try and tutor rich but annoying schoolgirls for money if I decide to live in Karori?
Or was I just lucky with my first tutoring job and it's actually usually way harder?
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>>672308897
probbably still warmer than norway is gonna be all year
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>>672308969
Don't live in Karori I stayed there last year its actually obnoxiously far from town and the social scene up there is a few wackos from the cult like hall
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>>672308884
Haha fuck, I waited up for ages for you to come around again
Yeah, you saw them! They give us a wave.
Nah, I probably won't head up there. Town is comfier, when it's empty like it was tonight
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>>672308852
June is winter, starts getting hot in Oct-Nov. Hottest around Jan-Feb but still hot in December
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>>672308952
Mmmm dat foetal alcohol syndrome
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>>672309136
Only a bus trip away though, right?
And I have no idea what you mean by the social scene.
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>>672307685
nope. no chance.
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>>672309227
thats my fetish
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Im a first year at auckland and live at home, i can easily get to know girls in my lectures but am i gonna miss out on much not going away eg Otago
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>>672309227
stupid enough to let u do whatever u like. but not so stupid as to be unable to drive to get kfc for u once ur spent
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>>672309237
Yeah but the bus trip is aids as fuck and if ur going to town then you have to time the end of your night, you'll never get a chick to go back to karori with you. Busses are unreliable I had some drivers j drive pst the stop and not give a fuck. one even waved to me as he went past
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>>672309455
kek, you just explained the relationship exactly
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If you're in here Ginga that hat is awesome AF. Paid for now. Thanks heaps :D
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Welly fag here, shitting myself cause I gotta pass my restricted and a calc test with the teacher threatening to kick the whole class. Oh well fuck it jam some good music and fly planes fags
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Got her snap from one of the snap threads. Sexy as fuck. Makes me want to move to Kiwi-Land. Kia Ora
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>>672307041
Nice, the .flv file is actually a .zip file and the .scr file is actually a copy of of CFF Explorer.
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>>672309567
karori may as well be on the moon.
i lived in haitaitai for a while. that was ok if u dont mind a 40 min to hour walk home from the battle cruiser
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>>672309752
Yo nigs which area
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>>672309590
had my fair share of portable holes.
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>>672309808
>This
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Get in the tinychat cunts
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>>672309567
Damn, it's really that bad?
Well, what other places are good for if I want to be close to Victoria but also be able to tutor rich private school kids?
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>>672309955
Uh anything close to Scots, the city is all walkable, its just Karori is awful. Any of the halls should be suitable
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>>672309160
Sorry mate! Head must not be quite with me tonight, haha!
Ah sweet. They seem alright?
Was fairly quiet given the rugby was on, thought it'd be a bit rowdy
Didn't plan on being out too late anyway
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I also hate flies religiously. I've got a light sabre that I kill them with when I'm bored. It's a good challenge
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>>672310041
Halls?
I'm not made of money!
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>>672310086
That sounds awesome.
So, it's a light sabre just powerful enough to kill insects?
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Vote for this.
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>>672310097
Fair enough, but else you aint gonna find shit for accom in the city, they're the best value in terms of what you get out of them and the position.
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>>672309768
practices god's loophole. loves anal
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>tfw nobody posts cock pics ;(
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>>672310161
I vote this as our new flag >>672309394
We should all just submit our votes with a random image and say "I want this" to show how much of a waste this whole process has been
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>>672310058
Nah, no worries.
White was was chill, the black one just gated past me.
Yeah, even the Octagon wasn't too packed! Who won, by the way?
Again, no worries. Was a bit out of sorts anyway
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>>672310143
Na haha. Its just a plastic toy light sabre. Really light weigh so you get some mean speed behind your swing. makes them explode
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>>672310240
Not if you're a first year!
Most non-catered halls are way cheaper but also bar first-years.
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>>672310161
sorry I already voted for the other one. but if i had the chance to do it again I wouldnt
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>>672310460
Why would you do this go your country?
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>>672310389
Another time, for sure
Ah true, did you chat to them at all?
Landers won by 1
Wouldn't pick you to, but do you follow ufc at all? Fight on tomorrow, pretty amped for it actually
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>>672310401
wow, you should post a video of that on youtube or something
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>>672310311
>tfw can't stay in an apartment full of traps who will assimilate you into their ranks
Unless such a thing exists.
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>>672310550
its much better.
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>>672300564
Gonna go to the culture festival tomorrow?
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>>672310698
yeah nah
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Bump limit yo, new one?
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>>672310603
Well, I'm down! I'm starting to get used to seeing the outside world lol
Nah, just said g'day as they rolled by.
Ah, well.
Nah, not really, but it's McGregor's next fight, yeah?

Oi, lads! New thread, or go to bed?
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>>672310769
>tfw can't stay in an apartment full of hung men, paying board with my services as a round the clock subservient maid/fucktoy
I imagine it's a similar feel
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>>672311038
Seems like you're getting out and about more, don't seem to be minding it as much?
Ah true, that's alright though
Yeah man. Love McGregor, he talks so much shit, it's hilarious
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>>672309768
Snapchat name?
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>>672310603
Team diaz
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>>672311199
Backing the Irishman, win either in the first or second round
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>>672311170
Nah, it's a totally different feel!
The feel that I'm feeling is a need for guidance and support from people who pass as girls and thus I can actually trust to tell me what drastic things I should do with my body.
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>>672311006
what is it? 500/250
does it auto-sage or na
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>>672311155
Haha, you and me both. I can't make it, anyway. I'm faggot OP of this one.
>>672311182
Yeah, it's alright. Still not so much people, but getting there.
Does he? I've heard him say some stuff, but does he talk heaps of shit?
>>672311351
300/150, I think. And yeah, it does.
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300 and I dont know how many images
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time for some toast then
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>>672311428
Bit by bit, man
Yeah man, last guy he knocked out he'd say he'll kill him in the press conferences, ripped the guys belt off the table and held it like it was his, great laugh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LY7r-DwtjD8
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>>672311610
We're about to 404 this shit, so I'll say g'night!
Have a good one, man.
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>>672311682
16 threads to go
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>>672311749
night
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>>672311798
Eh?
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>>672311682
Cheers man, you too!
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>>672311857
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