Psychedelic Saturday Stoner /b/read
What are you guys smoking and where?
>NH
>Little G13
>Pic related, not mine but similar
Post anything stoner related, greetexts, trippy gifs, comics, would love to hear some personal stories.
Will bump with some of my own stuff too
Self bumping
>>672377552
Ayy, dabbing here in ME, will contriboot
>>672377635
>>672377698
>>672377502
sampler pck
>>672377635
Thanks for the greetexts
>>672377882
What kinds of strains you got in there?
>mfw I got too used to smoking often
>mfw can't eat
>mfw can't sleep
>mfw agitation
>mfw am not enjoying ANYTHING
>mfw my dude is out of town possibly indefinely
I FUCKIN HATE THIS AND I'M QUITTING CIGARETTES TODAY, TOO? ARE YOU FUCKIN KIDDING ME? FUCK
>>672377917
Haha, it's so funny because they're stoned xD
>>672378157
Your weak. I smoke for fun, not because I need to. I've been dry for 3 weeks because I just moved to this place, and haven't had the time to try and establish connects.
>>672378157
Man I'm sorry to hear that, when I'm dry I smoke some legal herbs I can get online. They aren't as strong but they help take the edge off
>>672377502
i have been high all day, smoked 1/2 gram of Amnesia haze and after i thought i was coming down smoked another 1/4 gram santa maria. First went fine but started becoming anxious and not enjoying anything on the santa maria... shit sucks.
Anyone else have had this when smoking different strands?
Got some gifs
>>672377917
never had edibles, will try in the future
how much do you recommend baking in?
>>672378027
GSC 3Gs
XJ-13 2Gs
White rhino 1G
Snowjack 1G
all for 60$ and the free grindr
>>672379113
how much is weed in the US per G?
>>672378545
You're* and fuck you, too buddy. If your life was like mine you'd doing a lot more than smoking pot believe it.
>>672378683
Yeh I blew way too much cash on spice, can't get back into it. I always just deal with it this crap but I'm tired of toughing things out quitting cigarettes and bud at the same timr is TOUGH
>>672378157
stick to the pills my friendo
>>672378981
I make all my edibles home made. I make cookies and brownies, and typically put between 6-8 gs of weed I to it. It's much easier than you might think and it's pretty fun too
Why is it so hard to get a hookup?
How do you guys establish them? I don't drink, so am rarely at clubs or the night scene.
I prefer to "buy in bulk" ... ounce. Current hookup is a friend of a friend of a friend, pretty sure I get raped on the price.
A dealer would LOVE me, straight-laced, professional, constant stream of revenue for them.....
Fucking living in a backwoods southern state sucks complete ass.
>>672379336
I have no idea where to start with making edibles, do you have to treat the herb in a certain way? Like press or dry it or something?
>>672379301
>>672379585
1. Go to a highschool
2. Find the edgiest 12 year old you can
3. Ask him who is dealer is
4. You now have a dealer
but really, just go on fucking craigslist or something
>>672379612
Read this >http://www.thestonerscookbook.com/cannabutter/
Cannabutter is the base for any pot recipie, it's very easy to make, and you can substitute it in for butter in any recipie
>>672379702
top fucking kek
>>672379702
>>672379612
You gotta heat up some sort of fat(butter, oil or some such). Not too hot, just enough for the thc to get out into the fat. Add is as you would any butter in a cake recipe. bake, eat and bake.
>>672379884
Dude, a 40 year old man ain't' gonna be found a no local high school.
Let me add to that...how to find a MATURE dealer that doesn't attract attention to themselves, but wants the same type "clients".
Craigslist is useless for non-medical or illlegal states.
I'd be better off asking the police than taking your advice...but I think you knew that.
>>672380434
>being 40 and unable to find a dealer.
>>672379301
hook me up anon.. I like those..
what they go for these days?
p.s. I just ate shrooms
>>672377502
Polar dog and agent orange. Making edibles though. God bless oregon. 31.25 for 4 grams of each.
>>672380048
Looking into convection vaping. All the substrate left can be eaten. You lose nothing. You're basically cooking it in an oven while vaping and have edible material to enjoy later.
I haven't looked back.
pic related, this is going to shoot me into space tonight. might watch some MST3k too :)
>>672380646
What does that cost in Oregon?
>>672380701
So much logitech
>>672380646
Or are you saying a little over an ounce only costs $31.25???
If so, FML.
>>672380690
If I had a steady supply of green, I'd do stuff like that myself. Right now I can only get my hands on hash, so it's joints for me.
>>672380597
Pills are usually £10 a piece where I live, anything cheaper is bunko full of rat poison and remolded, anything more is high end classy shit sold to white boys who don't know the first thing about drugs.
also what shrooms? Must have been expensive as fuck if they are fresh in this season, don't come in till October for me
>>672379612
Decarboxylate. Google it. Cook it between 190 and 220 Fahrenheit, for 30 minutes. Then crunch it real fine and cook it in a fat for 3 hours, low heat. Oil is more foolproof, harder to burn than butter.
>>672381043
Yeah, hence the 40 year old man's problem. I have a "friend" that only hooks me up when he re-ups, I'm fucked if I miss a phone call right then and there to be available. He won't introduce me to his dealer.
I hate coming on/off this shit, but use it for the appetite.
>>672381003
8 grams isn't over an ounce, an ounce is ~27-28 grams
you must be thinking of a Q friendo
still seems stupidly cheap for 8 G's
>>672381427
Why wont he introduce you to his dealer?
Is your friend taking a cut in this?
Just ate these last night.. Well I dissolved some of them in a sky vodka martini at work..
A guy I know came back from Michigan and left them as a tip..
>>672381293
This is basically convection vaping. Only you're getting top enjoy it twice.
>>MFW - 40 year old men can afford any amount or vaping toy...but can't find a constant hookup.
>>672379947
>>672380048
>>672381293
Thanks a lot, will talk to my dealer and get this
on with him soon
>>672381003
8 grams, over a quarter ounce, cost 31.25 american. Both lab tested, over 21% thc,
>>672381520
Yes, I know that, I misread the 4 grams of each @ $31.25.
That sounds on par with what I could easily find in Canada.
Blue cheese hash oil 610
>>672381893
Don't really know the currency exchange, I could pick up a Quarter for maybe £50-60
Rate my Peace Pipe /b/
>>672381685
Convection vaping? Combustion of the active ingredient doesn't happen that low!
Pic related: my normie go who's never eaten edibles, my reward for a long day of cooking.
>>672381590
>>672381590
I would assume I'm buying a portion of his that he enjoys not having to pay for. He states the dealer doesn't deal in bulk, I don't buy it.
You can't say fuck you if it's your only hookup at the moment.
>>672379585
Southern state you say? Where ya at?
>>672382112
That used to be our price. Then it got legalized and it's 20 pounds for a quarter now. Ridiculous.
>>672382316
Are you paying attention???
Decarboxylation.
My $400 vape heats to 400 degrees.
>>672381186
I traded an 1/2 oz of weed for 1/2 shrooms. guy grows them year round. the weed ( called blue cheese ) was all profit. I turn couple Oz. a week just to people I work with. Also I used to pay 5 U.S. a pill then sell for 10.00.. pure profit.
>>672382584
fucking hell, where you from??
Green crack - UK
>>672382316
.....added the point is NOT to have combustion...you don't want to eat ashes. I don't.
>>672382319
Yeah, that guy doesn't sound like a friend. I understand the quotation marks now. Most dealers I've met love selling in bulk. It's basically instant financial gain instead of incremental gain.
Your "friend" sounds like a guy who'd sell you short at high prices.
>>672382316
nigga learn brail and let me know what dem titties trying to tell me!
>>672382421
I can be in the adjoining area of NC, TN, of VA in half an hour.
>>672382849
That's a sick ass ashtray /b/ro
>>672382676
how potent are they, if they grow all year round they must be hella strong, I would have boiled them into a tea if I were you but I guess I just don't have the stomach for eating shrooms.
>>672382593
I mentioned baking it between 190-220, that is different than vaping. Congrats on vaping though, I hope you use your duff though
>>672382849
why'd you let that J go out? That's gonna taste like shit when you relight that. Please tell me it was just the angle!
>>672383075
I'm way farther South. I thought you meant like Ga or Fl area
>>672383075
D.C. legal now. try going to our capitol?
>Psychedelic
>Weed
k.
>>672377917
>>672377552
Anybody got anymore comics?
>>672382916
Me thinks he's too scared of riding dirty with more than half an ounce...felony vs. misdemeanor.
I'm of the mindset I'd rather make one trip than four.
Nothing tonight but check out this trip report I wrote last night about a trip I had 2 hours earlier
10 yopo seeds insufflated and made a way I hadn't tried before
>>672383371
>weed's not psychedelic because i have acid
>>672383137
someone in other thread started talking about shrooms so I just posted that pic..to prove I had some.
>>672383403
honestly if you get caught with drugs then you get what you deserve, I've never been stopped in my life and I've been off my nut walking down the street and seen a copper drive past almost every time
>>672383403
You could offer to be the driver for his next run. Basically meeting the dealer and relieving some of the "friends" noia.
>>672382733
Oregon,USA
We're not all faggots
>>672383075
We were looking at moving to Washington or Oregon (again due to me basically wasting away with no appetite - fuck you pancreas - and fuck this "land of the free").
We're now waiting for closer states in the East that may legalize in November. Or, make a worthwhile trip to DC on occasion. I've been skimming through Craigslist there, but I bet most have fear since you can't sell it, that you're the popo.
>>672383371
Nice cross tattoo you edgy white wash fuck, go back to /r/lsd and take your trash looking dreads with you
>>672383371
Somewhere in my house I got some blotter . awesome shit too. cant remember what I did with it,,
>>672383240
>>>
>Anonymous 03/05/16(Sat)18:18:36 No.672383137 ▶>>672383649
Eating the leftover form vaping feels better than vaping...both are better highs than smoking.
>>672383930
BTFO
>>672377502
flip a coin for me op to decide if I go buy weed or not.
>>672383561
Great read, thanks. Always wanted to try yopo
>>672382965
That's brail for "Nigga is jealous that he's jerk ingredients it to traps tonight"
>>672380992
I keep what works for me. I find logitech's eco system great and their application is well made. I have a wireless gaming mouse and a wireless headset g930. love it
>>672383747
South-West UK is a pretty good scene,
I would hate living somewhere where weed is actually
legal because it opens a higher market for people selling bunko shit
>>672383403
He said he won't introduce me, he don't want to loose that "deal" he gets, I'd be aware of it if I got it directly at this point.
I had a conversation with a liquor store clerk that smokes, but was only in there for boxes, can't drink, lol..but not really :(
I don't want to look shady trying to get a hookup by them not understanding I can't drink or do other shit due to medical reasons.
>>672383373
>>672384308
what kind of logic is that
>>672383658
I have vaped in the car literally seconds before being pulled over. Twice. I only carry what I can eat and don't care to toss...ever, once I get it home.
Those that still smoke in cars or out in public, seriously need to look into vaping material instead of smoking it. There is literally no smell.
>>672384424
Why don't you just say "My pancreas is a dick and stops me from drinking. Would you happen to know where to score some green?"
posting some stoner girls i got
>>672384495
It would be like going down uncanny-valley trying to get weed if you didn't have a prescription.
>>672380701
how do you like that vape? Ive been thinking of picking one up
>>672384785
>Dreads
>random shit ni their dreads
>>672384785
>>672384917
>>672384424
come to 614 OHIO I hook you up.
>>672384822
There would be so much good legal weed going around to negate the drop in mass produced weed and big dealers.
>>672377502
any iowa stoners here?
>>672385040
>>672384779
LOL - I'll try that next time I'm in there.
>>672384887
It's homemade decorations.
>>672385115
>>672385230
Dabbing 0.5 g of Carnival Klown OG shatter
>>672384880
It's a great solid reliable vape. You'll get a whip and a balloon to start but I suggest getting the ddave bowl kit and a smaller water pipe to rip out of and I promise you'll never let go of it :)
>>672385331
>>672384880
I just picked up the new Firefly 2, will be here in April. I likely won't have anything to vape though.
>>672385406
>>672385144
I've often experienced that honesty disarms people and makes them more willing to trust you. If you show up talking code speak, people will think you're weird.
>>672380434
Location? Near Baltimore by chance?
>>672385473
New Stoner here, can I have some advice?
How do I stop whiteying out when I do some weed?
Help pls
Blue Dream Team tonight, might introduce a friend to smoking, might roll an extendo, the possibilities are endless
>>672385452
Looks like a great vape. It's like a MFLB had a baby with a crafty. Right now my pax2 and mflb treat me great.
To clarify, for you guys about eating substrate after vaping and decarboxylation:
https://www.reddit . com/r/vaporents/comments/345bdi/has_avb_been_decarboxylation/
>>672379234
10$ if you're not a cuck
>>672385547
Best advice in this thread, thank you.
Duly noted
>>672377502
out of weed
sitting on 16 tabs of 150ug acid
but i've already learned the hard way that acid is not a replacement for weed. also i don't want to be up all night.
>>672385647
I enjoyed the original Firefly so much, I bought two.
Wound up giving one to said "friend" that likely rapes me on pricing.
>>672385599
>joint<blunt<pipe<bong<dab
>watch a tb show, play some games, eat something or just listen to your favorite music
also posting some weed related lifehacks
>>672385625
Smoke less at a time. Try smoking small spliffs instead of big joints. Over time your tolerance will grow. Also there is no reason to smoke a lot, if a little can get you comfortably high.
>>672385879
You're welcome.
>>672386053
>>672385625
forgot to tag you in
>>672386053
>>672386248
Smoking this, no idea about the strain, if someone has any ideas
It's really compact and dry
>>672386443
>>672377502
i wished i was smoing some good herb like what you got in that pic, but this fucked up redneck hillbilly police state wont legalize it, but one day i will move to greener pastures (you know what i mean)
I love taking pictures of my plants.
Gorilla Glue #4
>>672386173
>>672384024
Would you be interested in a guide I made?
Yopo is legal to purchase in the USA
Making it the right way is the only issue.
>>672386541
>>672386537
Well it doesn't look like shit weed. It looks like okay weed to me, not fantastic, but gets the job done. How does it feel?
>>672386902
>>672383949
>cant remember what I did with it
i've got some idea's what you probably did with it...
>>672386537
Well I can tell you're a little new to smoking. There is no way to tell what strain it is.
Just got done smoking 6 grams of black diesel, fellin good rn
>>672387078
>>672386659
How old is it?
>>672386915
>>672386915
>not fantastic, but gets the job done
you summed it up pretty well
I had some white rhino beforehand and while this one feels a bit inferior, it still holds its ground
>>672387133
I've actually been smoking for 9 years now, I just started recently being interested in strains
>>672387015
not all of it..... lol... no way. id still be high like that kid from SLC Punks movie..
>>672377502
about to eat a 60mg peanut butter cookie... first real edible i've had besides a lollipop... idk the dose of that one though
>>672381293
Think double boiler, making butter or oil of the sort.
>>672387425
Weed is considered a psychedelic?
>>672387596
>>672386827
Sure
>>672387665
>>672387428
>>672387728
you know there's a whole video of these two getting fucked together
>>672387629
Maybe if it's wet :)
Some hash
>>672387629
No, psychoactive I believe. But in some cases it can make you slightly hallucinate.
>>672387311
Shes almost 2 months old, shes got some really long hairs now.
>>672387875
link?
>>672387374
I've smoked stuff that looked like that before and that was my experience.
Where I live we divide weed into two categories, skunk and pot. Skunk is really strong and comes in different strains, pot is weaker in thc but has more cbd and is mostly grown out in the countryside by hobbyist growers.
I prefer the pot because it works better on my stress.
Man do I keep talking, stoned now so I tend to rant.
>>672387962
I'll look, I don't have it offhand. gimme 5
>>672385398
great! thanks for the advice, man.
>>672385046
im in 614 what you got?
>>672387986
Man that's perfectly okay, I do the same and honestly, what are we doing on a /b/ stoner thread if not to have stoned rants and blogpost without shame ?
It's 11 AM here and I am going to blaze up for the first time of the day
>>672388160
thanks m8
>>672386827
yes please
95% sativa cush
mein grandparents house
I'm not feeling like explaining
>>672388160
>>672387962
http://xhamster.com/movies/4259076/three_girls_and_a_lucky_guy.html
there we go
>>672388530
blessed be you
>>672388530
appreciate it
>>672388322
It's about 1 am here. This is my second time smoking today. I smoked a couple of spliffs before going to play with my roleplaying group. It was a pretty good time, we got some progress in our game and had an awesome dinner together.
>>672388802
>>672388530
Don't thank me, just smoke and fap
>>672388802
>>672388875
Are you in France ?
What system were you playing ?
I'm a fa/tg/uy too, although terribly stranded in a foreign land with no rp group
always prepared , also rate ;)
>>672383371
>>>672387629
Weed is Psychedelic
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychedelic_drug
will increasing my core muscles help with being couchlocked?
when i'm high i feel like a weight is on my shoulders and have to lay back
>>672389186
I'm in Denmark. We're playing Abberant mixed with world of darkness. We're basically a group of people who have been contacted by the mages. They activated our quantum powers and made us aware that we were also mages. It's kinda mixed up, but it plays really well.
>>672389591
Same time difference
Sounds really cool
I'm currently going crazy with happiness over the V2 for Changeling
They're apparently fixing everything that went wrong in the first and so far it looks great
Vampire and Werewold V2 are spotless (compared to white wolf) in my opinion and I have high hopes for Mage too
Onyx Path is truly based
>>672389323
shrooms
speed
coke
rice?
doing dabs
>>672389323
having trouble identifying the baggies in the middle
>obv shrooms on the left
>molly on the left
speed and coke ?
>>672390406
almost - the right is mdma and in the middle its dmt
>>672390577
dmt
Purple OG bowls with some liquid kratom extract. feelin great.. from michigan.
>>672390668
homemade or bought ?
>>672390629
is this DN-M stuff?
>>672390288
There are vampires and werewolves in our game too. We had to work with vampires and wererats to kill off spiders from the umbra.
At an earlier time I saved a werewolf in the umbra by yelling a redneck warning at him, because I recognized him from my home town.
We're having a lot of fun with this game.
I've only red stories based on the changeling system, I've never played it.
What is Onyx Path about?
Bumping shit
>>672390668
have not done dmt in 15 years.. think its time to start asking around.
>>672387691
>>672388435
http://pastebin com slash BBDzcNgb
>>672390752
bought from a legit source, very good ratings, but I have not tryed it yet, I have a lot respect from dmt, especially when you "break through" , some day I´ll do it
>>672390962
read*
>>672390885
no just DMT
got moonrock
>>672391050
yeah its kind of popular these days again, very easy to get ( darknet or so) - but I have not done it yet, will do it some day when the time is right
>>672390962
>What is Onyx Path about
Onyx Path is the publishing agency that bought the rights off White Wolf and that's doing a hell of a good job revamping the whole WoD line (now called Chronicles of Darkness)
They did an amazing job at rebalancing both inter-lines and intra-line
Changeling is a big soft spot for me because of the sheer variety and liberty that you get for character customization, great themes, use of magical contracts and "binding agreements"
>>672383371
I can smell you from here jesus christ cut those dreads you hippie antifa scum
>>672383561
wtf are yopo seeds?
MI
Got some good old Purple Wreck
>>672381427
maybe this friend doesn't want you to meet his dealer for plenty of reasons. Dick move depending on how friends you are with him and the reason. Howerer "not selling in bulk" is a bullshit for excuse
>>672392066
Legal seeds that contain dmt and several of its relatives
You insufflate it(I posted my guide in >>672391117 )
And depending on the amount of seeds you snort you can have an amazing experience
Very powerful psychedelic and even better in combination with other psychedelics
>>672377502
>psychedelic
>stoner
Fuck off OP
>>672391651
We've been playing off the same old books for years now, abberant is the newest introduction we have I think.
Well good on Onyx Path then, I should check that out.
>>672394247
>>672394247
just in case
http://theonyxpath.com/
>>672377502
ayy smoking some Sour Diesel over in Vermont
>>672394885
Thanks man, got it bookmarked for when I'm not stoned.
>>672392809
yeah read the guide lightly, i've saved it for tomorrow morning when i'm sober, thanks man it looks very insightful
how trippy is it? can you give me a lowdown on the effects? i love drugs
>>672392809
also does anybody know anything about this?
i smoke small blunts to myself, like rollie cigarettes but just weed, and whenever i begin to smoke usually i get really bad stomach contraptions, usually when i've smoked it for a bit it settles down and i can begin to enjoy smoking
>>672377502
Just contemplating rolling a hash joint,a kittke wired jyst now after necking 125ug of acid..good shit!!
>>672377635
Awesome!!!
