Faces of /b/ episode 3
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Faces of /b/ episode 3
>>674154027
That beard
Ayy
>>674154280
one day i'll be a wizard
>>674154280
>neckbeard*
Return of the face
>>674154349
I have an older pic of me like this
>>674154630
Post it!
>>674154349
Post pic of Mammary Glans with Date Time Group or vacate the premises immediately.
>>674154027
Glorious Fucking beard
>>674154731
Nay
>>674154815
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
>>674154921
Fuck off scrub
Tl;dr
>>674154921
I probably am older than you.
>>674154622
colored hair?
>>674154921
New fag, tits or gtfo
>>674155219
Yes!
>>674154027
you get absolutely 0 pussy, don't you?
>>674155040
newfag alert
Jesus is it summer already?
Showing my face for the community one last time
>>674155387
Bitch it might be. Dubs decides
>>674154027
fucking shave holy shit.
>>674155294
i'm the guy from last thread. What other colors have you done? all i've ever done is brown so far, I suck ass at getting my beard and eyebrows to match
>>674155512
No. Colored hair chick loves it
>>674155485
it is
>>674155512
never!
>>674155547
Every color you can imagine!!
I don't have facial hair so it's easy xD
>>674155371
and you prolly get ten times that ammirite
>>674155724
yeah I might be jealous
>>674155752
10 is still more then 0 dum ass
>>674155886
Gratata guy
>>674155752
I probably get 20 times that, bitch. You know why? Because I lift, shave, take care of myself like a Man. Something your puny brain can't handle.
>>674155961
Don't be xD
>>674155992
woosh
>>674156038
Someone get the butt cream
>>674154332
Fuckboy/10
>>674156038
20 times 0 still zero again, and you're calling me dim.
>>674155992
10X0=0...
good job
>>674156038
20 times 0 is 0 retard. So you get 20 times the pussy he gets?
>>674154027
OP you ate cute as Fucking fuck
>>674156078
damn now i'm wishing this was /soc/ or somethin
>>674156548
potion seller, I am going into battle, and i need only your strongest potions
>>674156717
thanks anon
>>674156785
Fucking rude
>>674156760
Right haha
Just flash a snap
>>674157036
your camera is fucked son, you totally look like potion seller unless your head is actually a football
>>674154332
you look like a faggot
>>674157156
football head?
>>674157156
No need to be a dick about it
>>674157249
Hanson/10
>>674157449
don't be so salty it's a fuckin joke man
>>674154586
Shave your pubes and you will be a good looking fella.
>>674157443
Delete your comment. Screenshot was take
>>674157451
ionlylistentogoodmusic/10
Shagg dadd
>>674157449
No need to look like a dick, you moon faced nigger
>>674157582
It's not a joke okay. Fuck off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piFnsGIc0I8
>>674157665
Italian?
>>674157665
You look like Serj Tankian got run over and turned gay
>>674154027
gingers rep
Got this new hat today when i was on my way to fuck ur bitch
>>674157829
Cajun and dirty Irish
>>674158045
looking good bro
>>674158001
dude you look like a fucking elven leader sweet manbun
>>674158001
Snapchat hellohopeee
>>674157886
Thanks for associating me with that trash ass band
>>674158092
You look like you got assraped by your uncle.
>>674158108
French-Irish mix? I hate to tell you this, son.. But, you're adopted.. Or your mom banged a beaner and had you.
>>674158340
Maybe if you didn't look like you ate asshole all day I wouldn't have to
>>674158143
Thanks bud
>>674154027
I know who you are
>>674158045
>>674158568
You look like the kind of beta that gets friendzoned by his fleshlight
>>674158672
i know this fucker
>>674158672
shit guise my friends know I 4 chan
>>674154332
shirtless pls
>>674158235
I still do not understand how this photo still makes people question my gender. I mean yeah, I have feminine facial features, but the rest of me is p masculine I think.
>>674158164
rally behind me, hÃn, together we ride into battle ~
>>674158340
Yo, System of a Down is great
>>674158568
those cans
>>674158910
the fuck is that image like 8x8
>>674158472
Ay dios mio
>>674159041
cringe
Who wants a mustache ride
>>674159100
The rarest of them all
>>674159247
drink bleach saddam Hussein
>>674159420
He's so clearly Fucking white
>>674159100
It's a silver level pepe. Rarer than some, not as rare as most
>>674159565
slimes want you to think that
congrats you cuck
>>674159222
Checked and zozzel
>>674154027
Love your hair, hate your beard, you get a solid 6/10 from me. Probably get +2 if you shaved bro.
>>674158946
what cans u fucking retard?
>>674158946
You look like a woman that took too many steroids and turned her titties into mosquito bites.
And then you starved yourself so you could fit into the same trashy ass shirt the humans in The Matrix wore in the real world, but sadly regained no titties.
So you got depressed as fuck, stopped showering, put your greasy ratty fucking hair up and took a picture with daddy's nikon in the dark so maybe; just maybe, people wouldn't see the fucking cratered catastrophe that is your face.
It failed. We fucking saw it.
>>674159933
holy shit nigger double dubs for truth
>>674159922
nah too many people I know like the beard, i've shaved it before I look too young imo.
Check these quads real quick
>>674159725
Dude I'm Canadian.
>>674158672
This fucker know me
>>674159882
Ayy lmao I got them yung triporinos
>>674154027
You're name is Evan . Worked at old navy
>>674155886
nice honker
>>674160383
Holy shit those moles tho.
He looks like he got sprayed in the face with nigger diarrhea and missed a spot.
>>674154027
You look absolutely fucked
>>674160528
Reported
>>674160528
nope, neither is correct.
>>674159933
All of this is true about me, except fucking come on, mate. You really couldn't see the word "Canon" written across the top of the camera?
s m h p h a m
>>674160203
Well you could trim it or try and style it a bit? It's pretty crazy messy right now.
>>674160613
Reported for reporting.
>>674160731
What a scoop, excellent reporting.
>>674160731
Reported for reporting report
im reporting all of you reporting queers
>>674160725
I didn't wanna look too close, I thought your fucking nuclear accident of a face would melt my corneas like the gooks in Hiroshima.
You probably taped that fucking shit on anyways when you realized Nikons were so last year
>>674160729
I'm waiting for it to grow out on the sides it looks gross short if the sides aren't thick
>>674161030
Reported
>>674161092
Well I hope it fills out, for your dick's sake.
>>674160887
Reported for reporting the reporter who reported the reporter.
>>674161360
Reporting your reportfor reporting the reporter who reported the initial report
>>674161581
Reported your report of the reporter who reported the reporter who reported the report.
>>674160383
I know you
>>674161727
......fuck you
>>674154027
Your beard is so fucking stupid
>>674161863
Reported.
>>674161914
Get in line!
H8
>>674162044
>>674162127
Reported for reporting
>>674154027
Where are you from op, I want to suck your dick.
>>674162310
california
>>674154027
>>674162260
In order to accurately gauge this photograph, I will require exposure of both mammary glands of the subject of aforementioned photograph along with a timestamp.
You know, for science.
>>674160383
Faggot fuck.
Suckadick/10
If i post my pic will u promise not to save it?
>>674162442
Belgium here :/
Proper red haired guys are hot as fuck.
>>674162260
>tfw grills this qt actually browse b but you'll never meet any
Just die in my sleep already.
>>674162306
Reported for report retort.
>>674160383
Has a "girlfriend" I bet.
>>674162591
Can you really trust anyone on here.
On that note, no we won't save it
r8 and h8
>>674162591
Fucking no. You know the madeup rules
>>674162687
>proper red haired guys
>proper
>red haired guys
Choose one
Hi again
>>674162799
You look like you're about to sell me a knock off ipad charger from your dad's store
>>674162923
I mean, real ginger guys, not guys who claim to have red hair and are just orangey brown.
>>674162553
Holy Moley
>>674154027
full body tho
>>674163072
i wish i had that job
>>674163056
You look like a person
Guess my name?
is 4chan just full of fucking normies now? what the fuck
no hate pls
>>674163056
No/10
Lovely bones?
>>674163117
well mine fades between more blondish and more brownish depending how much sun I get in the year
>>674159707
Nice hair
>>674163255
Ashley
sure, i'll post my picture here. seems like a great idea, what could possibly go wrong? Aside from losing my anonymity and all... faggot
>>674163255
Krista
hey guys
>>674163255
emily
>>674163056
I see the reflection of your Mastercard in your left eye.
100 GALLONS OF LUBE COMING RIGHT UP
THANKS FAM
>>674163268
>Theater Fuckboy
>First kiss was on a stage.
>>674163268
Beautiful
>>674163255
Candy, amber, or lorelle
>>674157249
hello.
>>674162799
Psy/10
>>674155416
I want to stick my needle dick in your ear hole
>>674163255
Toni, maybe Tonii
these threads always remind me that i am just too old to go on /b/ anymore.
thanks guys
>>674163223
Is that a good thing? y/n?
>>674163304
I don't get it? I guess I might if I had seen the movie?
>>674155416
You're too good looking and chill looking for /b/ to make fun of
>>674163482
You look like you're wearing that hoodie to hide either an emo or hipster outfit until you can accurately gauge what's cooler at your new high school.
>>674163194
at least buy me a dr. pepper at a fast food restaurant first
>>674163432
Good luck with that. I only have Visa and American Express.
>>674163606
look at all the newfags! They all came to this thread!
>>674163606
Get outta here.
I'm not afraid to hit an old man
>>674163614
Ok. Child killer rapist person. Got it now?
>>674163056
Mike?
>>674163482
Hello
>>674163771
looking symmetrical there my man
>>674163764
You gay op?
R8 me
>>674163974
dunno are you
>>674155416
You got some shit in your ears, idiot.
Also wtf is with that stupid fucking look on your face?
"Srsly? A SKY? UGH WHAT A LOSER"
Kill yourself, valley girl
>>674162763
I don't have the time to doing anything let alone any one.
>>674164056
Eyes on fleet
But you're 16 sooo
>>674163810
Oh, lol.
I am actually a rather caring and friendly person. I wouldn't wish harm upon anyone.
>>674163255
Whore
this post made me shave
>>674163876
Nope. Sorry, Josh.
>>674164183
Well now I feel bad anon.
I'm sorry
>>674164156
Turned 18 last month
>>674157458
7/10
>>674164097
Yeah, wanna bury my dick in your fluffy ass.
>>674163770
So what's your mother's maiden name?
>>674164183
Then wtf are you doing here?
>>674164181
name? source? I'd bang the shit out of this little girl
>>674156038
Oh god youre so defensive and stupid and transparent
>>674160468
Your fingers make me think youre inferior.
>>674158092
so handsome/10 8)
>>674164305
It's quite alright, I zozzled heartily.
>>674164493
Little fingers little dick
>>674154027
>>674154332
>>674154349
>>674154586
>>674154622
>>674155416
>>674155886
>>674156548
>>674157036
>>674157249
>>674157458
>>674157665
>>674158001
>>674158045
>>674158092
>>674158263
>>674158568
>>674159041
>>674159222
>>674159247
>>674159360
>>674159707
>>674159820
>>674160383
>>674160468
>>674160725
>>674162260
>>674162553
>>674162799
>>674163056
>>674163255
>>674163398
>>674163482
>>674164056
>>674164134
Fucking ugly as hell
>>674164569
Oh you're a hoot
>>674163881
Is that a ferret? When did you get a ferret?
Little?
I'm 24.
>>674164444
checking those quads, and observing the interestingly disgusting side of true human nature when accountability is not present.
and porn.
>>674164835
And retarded it seems
>>674154027
OP you look like a mount and blade village elder
>>674164444
Nice quads
>>674164666
Well my girlfriend thinks I'm hot, Satan, so calm your shit. You're just mad because you're stuck in hell all the time.
i am shooting myself in the head with a shotgun when this thread is over
>>674164795
Oh, these aren't mine, I steal a lot of pictures from /an/. I do have 3 ferrets though.
>>674164666
You gots trip 6's though /b/ro.
>>674164899
amen
>>674160725
lmao ayyo bruh tho for real i see you post in rate threads on a bunch of different boards like all the time. dam you tryna get those compliments tho or what
>>674164957
Gg anon
>>674164957
dude, where the fuck do you live? i will be your goddamn best fucking friend if you will stop posting the same negative shit everytime you slap your shit eating mug up on these threads.
Hola
>>674164957
no one cares Matt Damon, go to bed
>>674164957
kek
>>674164957
>look at me I'm sad
>give me attention
>>674164666
satan only see's himself as beautiful
>>674154349
GenuineAsianGirlWouldFuck/10
>>674165124
He wants to play dubs roulette
>>674165245
Underrated roast kek
>>674164666
Thanks, Master!
>>674164957
Sam? that you?
>>674163255
femanons are verified through timestamps
everyone knows you are just a neckbeard posting FB pics ya creeped on
>>674154027
Sup op, im just saying im glad i dont have as orange/ red hair as you.
i mean i have no eyebrow color, which i s lame, but just glad my hair isnt that color.
>>674165270
DethKlok?
>>674164851
Such porn.
r8 me
>>674165333
ayyyy
can this be a get thread now pls?
>>674165333
>dem trips
YOU WIN
>>674157249
AndrogynousWouldFuckEitherWay/10
>>674165024
Ah, they're cute. Smelly cuties but cute no less.
I have a couple cats, since I live in town I can't really have much else. We're thinking about getting a dog but we never do.
>>674165446
I'm glad too cuz then i'd have to share >>674164321
>>674165683
left or right?
rate pls
>>674165588
you look like anime/7
>>674165657
Oh fuck didn't even notice.
>>674164666
Fuck you satan. I'm coming in
>>674162260
Erica?
>>674165686
rate plss
>>674165828
5/7
>>674165751
Cute! Do you know what kind of dog you want?
>>674165588
8.5/10
wtf is this imgur now?
>>674165828
YouLookJustLikeMeWithLongerHairWouldFuck/10
>>674166488
Well you're Asians soo
>>674165492
You got it
Take this fucking circlejerk over to >>/soc/ you summerfags
>>674166428
probably look better without glasses
wouldstillbang/10
post more than just fruity pics off snapchat or whatever the fuck you're using
pls&thnks
>>674166229
My parents don't seem to want one, but I think I'd be happiest with pic related.
All of them I've met just seem to be such bros towards me. I don't really know exactly why, they're just nice. When they get old they seem wise. Don't really seem to bark over nothing either.
>>674166721
You got that summertime sadness fam?
>>674166779
Dammit I forgot the picture.
>>674165981
>>674166004
Congratulations you have broken the internet
>>674157449
Cmon. It's just a prank br0
>>674164957
You're actually not 'that' bad physically. But your attention seeking faggot personality makes you disgustingly annoying and so your score is 0/10. Kill yourself.
>>674154027
Got any more pics OP? I'm smitten.
>>674166855
You got no idea where to post your ugly fucking face and fish for compliments?
>>>/soc/ is that way
>>674165977
Forreal though what are you I need to fap to this picture and I need to imagine some sort of scenario as backstory
>>674165588
bruh
would fuck/10 (deets pls)
>>674167034
Prankd
R8 fagts
>>674167268
Got kik?
>>674167087
Show yourself demon
>>674167337
trap/10?
>>674167337
Eww your face is butt-ugly
Sup /b/
>>674167527
chubby chin
lets see that waist size sweetheart
>>674154027
Whats going on with your eye?
>>674167087
But op want faces of /b/ if we go /soc/ then it will be faces of /soc/...
Some people are so stupid
>>674166721
my favorite part of these threads are the faggots who cry >>>/soc/
it's like oh a sads by it the picture face who was post in secret of my club has to no where been was going in but has incorrect
>>674167527
Sup you fat ugly monster
>>674154027
ginganinja/10
>>674167527
JesusChrist this face is biblically horrendous
>I'm one of the guys
>I'm so random and wacky just look at my one closed eye
>>674167420
Sadly no
>>674167727
my nose is fucked up so even though it's straight my face is at an angle. Optical illusion. head on my nose is crooked cuz I got socked in the face in a fight when I was little. nice catch tho.
>>674167516
cheesy, but I cheesy funny. Here's another for the laugh
>>674167825
Rude!
>>674167918
Killed me anon
>>674154027
I feel like my level of faggotry goes up a couple notches every time I post in these
>>674167997
timestamp one or gtfo
You guys look like the faggots that wouldn't surf /b/, must be a summerthing
>>674167175
you have to tell me the scenario.
>>674168064
good, let the fag flow through you
>>674167684
Like it or Not? Be honest idc!
>>674168064
i still want you to take a ride on my dick to uncharted worlds.
>>674168077
DABonEm/10
>>674168064
everyones level goes up a notch posting in these threads on /b/
post more though
>>674166779
>>674166899
Golden retrievers are bro tier dogs.
Just a forewarning, most dog bite injuries in America come from golden retrievers. Some retards think they don't need to be trained, I guess. You've obviously put some thought into this, so I don't think that applies to you at all, but it's worth noting that they can be nasty like any other untrained animal.
