Cringe thread
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Cringe thread
>>675327709
FUCKING MAMMALS!
>>675327709
What h-happened to the other t-two?
>>675328221
What do you mean?
>>675328221
Sometimes mother apes eat their young
>>675328379
2 of her kids died. She had 10, 8 living kids. Learn to read.
>>675328379
Damn this guy belongs in an alpha thread
>>675328408
Fucking lol
>>675328770
I fucking deleted that image by accident. Thanks
>>675327709
I thought Sammy Davis Jr was dead.
>>675327709
>>675328894
I'm so glad I didn't have facebook when I was 20 and that asberger's is something you can kinda grow out of
>>675327709
Fucking niggers.
Off to a good start lost already.
>>675331232
lost
>>675331232
>havingawonderfultime
>>675327709
This girl is hot...
I just hope none of the baby daddies got in trouble with the law. Absolute age of consent is an idiotic concept.
i have a femtard folder also ask if you want that dumped
>>675331307
fake... orcas breathe air this would suffocate them
>>675331307
>Taking onion articles seriously
People are fucking retarded.
>>675331032
It's amazing how many people subscribe to him.
>>675331393
Excellent
>>675328408
that gif is granny myrtle, a prankster that dresses up like an old woman and preaches about jesus and the bible before twerking in public.
>>675330285
Lost
Fresh oc for you guys
>>675328707
this belongs in a YLYL thread
>>675331393
haha classic!
>>675331773
Damn, were you born yesterday?
>>675331796
I once attempted to explain to a borderline-clinical idiot friend of mine why he shouldn't get mad at Onion articles when they "cover" stuff like that.
He got more mad at the Onion for producing false news and claimed his were going to sue them for purposeful misdirection.
>>675332277
He got them 'sperg eyes
>>675327709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuHJHs_NF6s
>>675330872
this kid got gains
>>675331773
Please tell me you're kidding.
>>675331773
I'm glad you pointed that out.
>>675331773
I fuking hope you die a fiery death
>>675331342
is the cringe the fact that you took a picture of your own comment ?
>>675332371
Kek people who are either easily offended or have no sense of humor are at the top of my list of people I hate.
Must be why I hate feminists so much.
>>675328707
What is it with autists snd sonic?
>>675331267
> Jenna Jameson is movement's celebrity spokesperson
> chemicals are bad
> vaccinations are bad
> nevermind my botox, silicon, makeup...
>>675331554
I personally love when my idiot friends get pissed over onion articles
>>675330285
lost way too fucking hard
> XDDDD
>>675332277
Eh, just a gay dude.
>>675328648
Not necessarily, Angelina Jolie might've adopted them.
>>675327709
> my pussy still tight
> my kids link to my account
Classy
>>675331773
ocras bread water idiot
>>675330872
> get's
I weep for our future
>>675332277
His nose is.. a cock?
>>675327709
Have you shoot a nigger??
How many nigggers have you shoot??
Will you shoot niggers again??
>>675327709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfGGkd84Ujs
>>675334068
This is the bullshit you get when there is peace and Disney..
>>675332445
not cringe
>plot twist: cringe thread actually became pretty decent ylyl thread
>>675334068
Literally wtf... but I have two legs, you're still a car. Yeah but I can't drink gas, no worries you're a Prius.
>>675328707
This guy sounds cool as shit
>>675329243
did not know this
>>675330872
Looks legit
>>675331725
that is just .. disgusting
>>675331032
yeah, thats a thing
>>675334068
ace?
>>675334026
moar moar
>>675335643
Never go to England, friend.
>>675335821
post more fedora tippers
>>675335821
>I'm something of an intellectual
oh boy
>>675335814
i got the pic from a transgender fb group i dont think theres more from that post but theres this
>>675331267
I'm more mad that I didn't realize I could make a shit ton of money tricking stupid people and endangering the public leagally
>>675335923
better dental hygiene than america still
>>675336253
fuck me. thats everything that defines gender
>>675330914
>special Olympics
>>675336357
mfw means "my fat wang", yes?
>>675331554
I guess sea world is really bad, besides the onion article
This is how you pick up girls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akgJg6ccedE&t=109m01s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSIVUC4qf-s
>>675330914
they all look like your average brazilian
>>675336357
>mfw when autism
>>675336597
cwispy
>>675335955
> friend zoning
The misogynistic idea that women and man can only have a sexual/romantic relationship.
Shit is the cringiest of the cringe. My little brother is in high school as spouts off about the friend zone all the time. I tell him over and over "yes, it's all the girl's fault. Certainly not the fact that you shower weekly at best, act like a dick, and couldn't hold a conversation if you had a bucket." A girl makes her decision to bounce on your dick within the first few minutes of talking to you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uf-aUgx6vUQ
>>675331032
>pretend
he doesn't need to be pretend retarded
>>675330285
>not understanding satire
>>675331267
But there is a link between SIDS, SBS and vaccinations tho.
>>675330285
Yes just saw that and immediately cringed. Well played anon well played OC to be remembered
>>675330872
ANCHOR ARMS
>>675335821
That just made me angry, I feel like meeting these people in real life would just make me scream at them to grow the fuck up til my voice got horse, then make throw up sounds and flick them off til they left my presence
>>675335800
short for asexual u cis scum
>>675331864
Why subscribe in the first place? 2/3 of his subs don't even watch him anymore
>>675336597
I know this fuck, his name's anthony crozier. this is an old post though, he's had a haircut since then
>>675331773
LOST
>>675335955
Never got these beta bitches, why not just use the girl for hook ups, like with her friends?
>>675331307
Would have Lost. I fucking love the onion, I've even seen it quoted on shitty local news stations in the US.
>>675336357
>mfw kids green text on fb
>mfw they don't understand what's in their posts
>>675336357
>still don't get smh
>>675337480
>should never of been made-els
>should of been
fuck me
>>675335821
>I AM THE MAN
>bronyfag
Secret cuck of the year award should go to him
mega cringe?? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkHWLvNWblM
>>675335800
Gee, you think from the context that it might be a nickname for asexual?
No actually surely not, ignore me
>>675337714
it hurts
>>675337858
music version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPjsCGwHAT8
>>675337385
Because once they scream friend zone enough times they fall into the "all women are whores" downward spiral ending in a subscription to Fedora Aficionado and vape mods.
>>675337714
Jesus
>>675331773
OMG thank you! I was on the phone to my lawyer to see if he could stop SeaWorld somehow, I am SO glad you pointed that out. I'd have looked so stupid, I bet you have a really high IQ for even noticing that, like 93 or something. WoW.
> Proof Global warming is real, fucking summer in March.
lol this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fa5jk29NjqE
>>675337344
lol her name is Ellen Boddeker
can't get the guys name
>>675336948
>>675336948
stop dude stop
I didnt come to a cringe thread to lose twice on only one post
>>675338028
>OMG thank you! I was on the phone to my lawyer to see if he could stop SeaWorld somehow, I am SO glad you pointed that out. I'd have looked so stupid, I bet you have a really high IQ for even noticing that, like 93 or something. WoW.
thanks for contributing to the thread
>>675338009
>>675337935
MY LUBLY CAMPLE LAMP
>>675331121
Just a case of bad wording tbh
lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fa5jk29NjqE
>>675337876
fucking disgusting
>>675334131
Not all refugees are rapists...
Not all mexicans are rapists or drug dealers...
Not all muslims are terrorists...
But most of them are
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fa5jk29NjqE
>>675337251
>dogs are animals, walk on two feet
>>675338409
what the fuck
>>675337344
You rage you lose?
>>675337996
Fuckin pansy sodomites this is why feminism exists because these guys are so shitty at being men
>>675337876
Gassy? He is called Gassy?
>>675338552
lost
>>675336839
Cringed. Good job.
edit this faggot?>>675338601
>>675338175
???
>>675336839
>"Couldn't hold a conversation if you had a bucket"
I'm stealing this holy shit
>>675337876
cringe is too strong
>>675335134
This
>>675330872
girls name?
>>675338496
ha?
>>675339007
you're mum xDDDDDD
>>675330965
Is this where it comes from?
>>675331796
Jonathan Swift could have the byline for every article, and morons still wouldn't get it.
>>675338415
>All refugees are rapists...
>All mexicans are rapists or drug dealers...
>All muslims are terrorists...
Fixed it for ya
>>675336326
lolwat
>twilightzone.jpg
>>675338520
Dogs really do walk on two feet, you moron.
>>675332277
Owow what a hair cut
>>675338629
Who? Crying tweens, or people that recognize friend zoning is a construct of the afore mentioned tweens?
>>675338761
Go cry and play LoL, there may be a girl playing you can rage at.
>>675338973
Knock yourself out. It's a fun one.
>>675337714
wasn't too bad, then the last line
>>675332929
or the 32?
>>675339411
nope, four feet
>>675335800
Short for Asexual, I'm assuming
>>675336357
Why be autistic on bee when you can be autistic on fb :^]
>>675336253
While I do agree with the fact that people can be transsexual there is a difference between sex and gender. That's a list of things that define your sex
>>675336753
i want to inside that loli
>>675339549
10/10 would read again
>>675331032
Niggas front like they wouldn't act like he does for the money he makes. His videos are for 10 year olds and he makes more money than you ever will.
>This Thread
>>675336753
Justin duurdur in the back ground, I just vomited in my mouth.
>>675329243
I think slow slides would okay though
>>675337157
>horse
you some kinda brony?
>>675337776
off by one kill yourse
whos >>675337777
>>675338721
>>675339024
kekerino XD
>>675339645
He got a good taste in waifu tho
>>675331725
>texture
3D maybe?
>>675328379
god dammit that guy shares his birthday with me, I'm ashamed for that alone
>>675337876
this appears to be a steam profile bio. can we still connect to the account?
>>675336392
10 years of using both Mac and Windows
Here I am
just an anon who cringed his last breath and died on his keyboard after chronic terminal cringe kicked in and killed him.
>>675336392
I think I need more of these...
>>675340347
FURTHER CRINGE WITH THIS GUY? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxcXVYYKRSk
>>675338543
What? He's just saying he misses his girlfriend
>>675327709
way to fuck up a cringe thread op this belongs in a nigger hate thread
>>675337876
>able to be any animal he wants
>chooses cow
Its as if these boys are betas in every reality they take part.
>>675337714
Let's pack up, everyone. We have a winner
>>675334068
Someone posted a video on FB which had the tagline saying "A new study finds that only 48% of teens today say they're "completely straight.""
Literally fucking nonsense
>>675328408
>>675339854
Fucking yeah, this.
My eleven year son fucking loves this asshole. I admit, the first time I saw one of his vids, I kinda chuckled (it was some skating game). But then I saw that every fucking video is the exact same.
I thought kids were supposed to grow out of the "watching the same thing over and over" by the time they're 7.
Not my son. I swear, the fucker's retarded.
>>675331342
>>675332929
is 93 even somthing you would want to advertise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkHWLvNWblM
>>675340247
I can't tell if these sorts of things make me feel better knowing that I'm not this bad with women, or make me sad by reminding me that I am still really bad with women.
>>675339992
yea i guess
here is this guys email and youtube... have fun [email protected] https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDwpT4mxveZGj7lfKZa-i1A/featured
>>675341379
I think it's 13 point above the american average. I sure wouldn't.
>>675331725
the big file of British smiles
>>675341379
It might make sense if your IQ was only 93.
the spaghetti legend of the ass burger says he lives on to this day, picking up women with his smooth lines
>>675336357
>mfw
That's culture appropriation
*triggered*
>>675336392
>using beats by dre unironically
>>675341614
>ured
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDwpT4mxveZGj7lfKZa-i1A/featured
>>675331773
Thanks man, I was so worry
>>675327709
holy shit what language are they speaking?
why do niggers on social media speak like absolute fucking mongos
>>675336392
I want to die
>>675328379
Ariesfag
>>675341693
well... valid point sir. most idiots dont know theyre idiots
>>675339854
>10 year old fan detected
>>675340415
Pillow fucker kys u weeb
>>675328408
>>675332053
what the fuck lmao
>>675331121
lmao @ stupidity
>>675332277
ffs max landis is so narcissistic
>>675342171
That's not nice
>>675337714
>using quantum physics
>>675336392
this is clearly satire.
>>675342150
Literally the only time Garfield is funny is when someone fucks with it.
>>675332277
Wonder what his feminine penis looks like
>>675338192
Don't use toothpaste as makeup
>>675339840
The cringe is so strong, you can almost touch it.
>>675331393
Always a good one but not cringe...
>>675342463
When I was a kid I remember going to the library and checking out all the books of Garfield comics and laughing my ass off.
Now when I read it in the paper it never makes me laugh. I can't tell if it got worse or if my sense of humor changed since I was young. Maybe both.
>>675331393
my sides
>>675341370
>mfw i watch every season of king of the hill and southpark on repeat at 26 years old
>>675330872
I want to fuck his armpits
>>675327709
if she had her first kid at 12, and she is 27 now, how can she have a 20 year old kid? Some other dudes kid I gues?
>>675336253
It is important to remember that gender identity is, first and foremost, a competition to see who can conceive of the most obscure labels and pronouns and therefore claim to be the most underrepresented and marginalized.
For example, one of my friends told me that she was a genderfluid omnisexual. I retorted by telling her that I am a gendergaseous suprasexual quasilesbian. To this she replied, "Lo! I have been defeated!"
>>675331864
Lol dude srsly.. that pic is photoshopped. Top kek
>>675332277
Not cringe... just gay dude being gay
>>675339194
Bahahaha u dummy
![tumblr_m8062u2hAw1qdj4i3o1_250[1].gif](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1458/686/1458686197003.jpg "tumblr m8062u2hAw1qdj4i3o1 250[1]")
>>675330914
>>675342463
you know it
>>675339549
"Nice one, Punchy."
>>675343052
>Mayonnaise
![tumblr_nblkfo9C3i1sfewybo1_400[1].gif](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1458/686/1458686377701.jpg "tumblr nblkfo9C3i1sfewybo1 400[1]")
>>675331032
He's just an antisocial personality disorder millionaire. I saw how awkward he was on Conan playing that faggy prehistoric game. I'm shocked he did that interview. Fuck you niggers, he inspires me because I'm a closeted beta but I have like Shaquille O'Neal has, E.T.'s - Extra Talents.
>>675342722
a lunatic kid who lives near my friend ran at us like this preparing to attack so I whacked him on the head with a stick and ran away
>>675343007
her husbands daughter
>>675340247
i can't believe these kind of people exist
>>675330285
>fucking weeboos
>>675334386
Underrated post
>>675343289
I would attack the left on a street with no remorse.
>>675329243
Kek
>>675327709
I know sometimes nigs big pretty hard, but this can't be real with 3000+ likes.
>>675336710
he looks like a fucking downie kek
>>675335821
I jus couldn't finish reading after the word "brony". Who's with me?
>>675343655
He's uncomfertable because he knows he's a sellout when he doesn't need to be.
I remember him doing his first vlog video and he was basically hiding his camera from view and was saying how awkward and stupid it is, now he basically uses a selfie stick and walks around in public.
He's turned from a nice chap who just did what kids wanted, so a stuck up tosser with a retard girlfriend.
>>675344150
>uncomfertable
>>675344220
>big stupid virgin nigger fat boy
>>675343781
>gender studies
Does this shit actually exist?
>>675336710
someone tried to make chips
>>675332277
>go to cringe thread to feel better about pathetic life
>find out limp wristed millennial gets more likes for a haircut than I do for graduating
>mfw
>>675328408
when the shock collar goes off
>>675343936
niggers and pakis will be adding her left right and centre, she'll obviously accept them all.
>>675344456
http://wgs.fas.harvard.edu/wgs-courses
makes you want to cry
>>675343289
I'd beat that fags face in for hours
>>675344744
what a title, they are so insecure and threatened by males.
>>675331232
Some one post the Facebook version of this.
Ps fake and gay.
>>675336710
those are the worst down syndrome scars I've ever seen. Lord bless you son.
>>675329243
The water could rush up her vagina as she goes down the slide and drown the baby. Selfish whore.
>>675339645
The fucking pillow is cringing.
>>675344617
that made me laugh so hard idk why
>>675336392
I guess this bastard is a troll. No cringe.
>>675344885
That's what estrogen does to you.
>>675338409
his down syndrome scars aren't too bad
>>675331121
How is this shit not shut down?
>>675337385
You fucking hemorrhoid, are you retarded? the whole fucking problem is that the chicks aren't looking at him as a potential mate of any kind, friend zone means no relationship no sex. He's fucked.
>>675331725
w...w.why do you have that?
>>675344885
>>675345208
they afraid of da lobster
>>675341370
>>675336253
I'm guessing you belong to this group anon? are you also the president of it?
>>675330872
he looks like the baby from The Incredibles
>>675343289
>Penis
Fucking kek
>>675331083
I stopped breathing for a minute
>>675345555
nice
>>675345479
>bum gardener
my fucking sides
>>675342043
no nigga gonna want him with those down syndrome scars
>>675341379
if you have to ask that I recommend you don't post yours...
it says the avg is 100 right in the picture
![jackie-chan-illuminati[1].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1458/683/1458683997995.jpg "jackie-chan-illuminati[1]")
