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CIVILIZATION THREAD A small group of people wake up in a flat

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CIVILIZATION THREAD

A small group of people wake up in a flat area...

>Dubs decides what they do next
>dont do stuff that isnt possiply
>you cant just kill everyone
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>>675944647
They all die of sudden heart failure
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>>675944647
They draw a swastika on the ground, summoning the dark lord Hitler
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>>675944647
Go north
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>>675944647
>you cant just kill everyone

They kill them selves.
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>>675944647

>adding more rules

They grow arms, legs and a fucking head.
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Earthquake spilts the ground in half, revealing a cave full of minerals.
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Build a wall
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>>675944647
John Cena appears and gives them cancer. They die of cancer.
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They fuck.
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Wait it out
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>>675944961
Roll
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>>675944647
T-Rex appears and is angry and hungry
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>>675944777
>>675944777
>>675944777

Jackpot, u lil shit
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>>675944991
Roll
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>>675944926
Roll
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Walk until they find a stream and a forest
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>>675945023
Roll
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>>675944647
They build a shrine to the Ruinous Powers.
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>>675945062
Roll
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>>675944647
They all get arrested for trespassing on private property
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>>675944647
they start Judaism
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>>675944647
They dig a big shelter underground. Then they loom for some water, then food.
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Walk until they find a creek/river
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>>675944647
They examine each others genitals to try and understand why they woke up in a flat area
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They decide to have an orgy
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They give eachother cleveland steamers
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>>675945114
Roll
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>>675945193
Reroll
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>>675944647
Create a nuclear arsenal
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Airplane crashes into them and they all die
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>>675945353
reroll
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They become the shittiest kind of Youtuber
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They sit around doing nothing but giving each other handjobs until they starve
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The Town Nigger develops and perfects his Pizza Recipe, they market a new civilization around this and develop infrastruxture from the proceeds


Nigga
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They get a small loan of a small house and infinite supplies of food and water.
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They perform a satanic ritual
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>>675944838
reroll
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>>675945441
Re roll
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They start looking for some water
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They discover /b/
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They lurk this thread.
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Why is it so hard to get dubs in this thread
Also reroll
>>675944838
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>>675945441
Reroll
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They search far and wide for OP and brutally gang rape him
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>>675944926
Reroll
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They take turns gangbanging OP's mother.
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>>675945441
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>>675945451
AHHAhahahahahaHAHhahaha
ROOOOOLLLLL
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they scout the lands to find ruins or other civilization
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u all suck.
the get into an argument over who is leader and the loser dies in the fight
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>>675945571
>>675945601

They become /soc/
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Realize they are worms and dig
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>>675945714
ROOOLLLLL PLEASE
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>>675945441
Rerollio
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>>675945774
Roll
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They go back in time to save Sarah Connor
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>>675945810
Rollio
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>>675944926
this
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They starve, because this thread gets fucking nowhere.
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They construct a massive earthen penis
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They build a wall
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>>675945899
There we go
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they grow corn
check em
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>>675945441
Henry rollins
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>>675945899
WINRAR
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They get dubz
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>>675945899
Noice
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>>675945966
>>675945899
winrar
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>>675944647
Plant some crops
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>>675945966
Finally
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>>675945966
>>675945899
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>>675946245
they reach a population of 10 and build a single hut.
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One of the settler engraves the shapes 'O' and 'P' into their phallic shrine to an unknown deity.
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the earthen penis starts erupting cum all over. it nurtures the crops and plebs alike.
higher plants, more humans ans semen everywhere
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Roll. They create a cave to call home in the scrotum
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The /pol/ nation invades
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they start a trap thread
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>>675946245
A group of niggers appear and rape all the women and kill the men
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>>675946499
WINRAR
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they fuck each other in the ass
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>>675946577
ANOTHER WINRAR
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>>675946666
Holy fuck what a damn waste I'm so disappointed in myself
>6666
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cancer banana appears and rapes all of them
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>>675946666
Checked
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>>675946499
>>675946577
they are all hermadafadites, the niggers get confused and leave
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>>675946666
HOLY FUCK, CHECKED
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>>675946666
WHAT THE FUCK YOU WASTED QUADS

The niggers and surving white womyn create a second, much bigger penis shrine.
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>>675946767
whoop
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an unicorn appears and piss rainbow all over the earth
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George Bush appears and does 9/11 again
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>>675946841
Hitler is born and they all become nazis
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>>675944838
Reroll
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>>675946666
Can confirm 6666 anon

Little guys elect a leader which is ""coincidentally"" named Hitlerr. A new Hitler has risen.
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They die again of dehydration because theyre fucking around and not finding food and water
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>>675946955
checked
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>>675946961
someone beat you to it.
>>675946955
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>>675946961

it is done
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>>675947136
Shit. Well, quads has extra confirmation and OP better deliver me some fucking nazis
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The group of people bang in the scrotum and create more people
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>>675947242
They find Jews and lock them in the penis cave
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With the new Hitler, a brown penis statue is not allowed. Instead of killing people, Hitler creates some forced labor camps to create a stone penis in his honor
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>>675947452
Reroll.
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>>675947452
KEK ROLLING FOR TINY PENIS
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>>675947452
Roll
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>>675947452
Roll
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>>675947277
>>675946666
Say what you want just in case you get done for example I want to get rid of a dick and have 3 new Men marry the woman
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Nigger riot comes and try to fight them white folk
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>>675944647
Meteorite kills everyone except left guy.
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>>675947644
WINRAR

Gonna roll for sentient corn
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They all have huge black dicks
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>>675947732
Roll. Sentient corn that is secretly plotting the take over of humanity
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they start a ylyl thread
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bush does 9/11 again
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Rereolling for a riot of niggers to come and fuck shit up
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>>675947452
The brown penis statue is left up, beside the stone penis.

Prepping for the great 9/11 attack by the uprising of slaves
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A group of dark skinned fellows arrive. They peacefully build a wall to separate them from the Hitlerites, as well as a mud and staw hut.
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he hits the rock with his hands
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>>675948278
They find a smaller loose rock and use it to bash big rocks and then make primitive pickaxes with sticks and big loose rocks and semen for sticking those together
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>>675947754
reroll
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>>675948182
Double re-roll

Aliens crash land and they make crude tools to harvest stone and eat the aliens
>they taste like chicken
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Trump appears and builds a wall
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>>675948480
Reroll for the 3 things to happen
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>>675948278
Niggers come and rape all the women and kill all the men and then leave
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>>675947452
this niggers
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Everyone stops taking commands from 4chan
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They breed
5 more people
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>>675948550
Roll
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>>675948278
A pack of niggers comes and drives the nazis away from the stone.
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A tribe of negrons come in and rape all the women for Allah.
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>>675948611
gotr d ird
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Niger tribe rapes everyone and takes over the land with their fried chicken and nigger music
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>>675944647
commence the digging, niggers
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Check em. Dick tower gets blown up 9/11 style
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>>675948949
roll
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>>675948278
They discover another similar race of people at the same technical level and assimulate them into their own tribe
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all vcivisation thread today dieded.
forevrrrrr!!!!

Tee-hee-hee-hee-hu-hu-he!
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>>675949040
Reroll
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They discover magnets.
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>>675948949
rolling for this
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>>675949133
Then they discover copper.
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>>675949133
winrar
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>>675949192
they discover... copper
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after digging down for a while, they find the ruins of an old civilization, and they discover cars down there, along with gasoline and tanks. They are now a warlike tribe with many civilians.
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>>675949380
reroll
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>>675948550
REROLL
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>>675949133
op, it's magnets time...

then it's copper time.

we can have electricity in 3 moves guys...
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The tribe uses rocks to sharpen other rocks, and with wood and other natural material they create crude tools such as axes, hammers, chisels and the like. They begin mining stone to make crude block houses.
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>>675948550
roll for the 3
>>675949380
and this.
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One decides to take charge, become the leader, seperates the women from the men, enforces laws, each couple creates 5 children, eventually, 3 of them will be consumed,...das it
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they discover insanity of the humanity cannibalism
in other words they found out they and the others taste nice
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>>675949040
reroll
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>>675949694
Rollin
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>>675949507
then we got /soc/
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>>675949544
Winrar
Motherfucker
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>>675949694
Roll
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is op here?
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>>675944647
Annunaki visit the tribe, giving them the magical gas chamber with infinite Zyclon B.
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>>675944647
the oldesnt person fucks the rest
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Discover alien laser swords and use them to wage war on every thing
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>>675951296
Rerawl
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> everyone becomes a newfag
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Jews come in and take the penis for themselves and go to war with the native people causing the rise of mecha Hitler and his easy bake army
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>>675951451
Reroll
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>>675951332
Final reroll
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>>675951502
Rereroll
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>>675951609
Shit
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>>675948278
One dresses up as Satan and attempts to rape innocent Hitler
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They call OP a faggot
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9gag
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Many niggers invade penis and replace it with KFC.
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>>675952222
Winrar
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>>675952222
Too bad OP is kill
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>>675952358
Doesn't matter anyhow. Op abandoned thread
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>>675952222
Checked and super winrar

OP are you gonna deliver any of this shit or naw.
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>>675952229
>>675952229
not op, but new thread
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