Waifu Claiming Thread
>Maximum Overshit edition
The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Claim others 2D waifu
>Insult other waifu's
>Be confused
Most importantly: Have fun!
claimed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCxv2daOwjQ
Going in to full lurk mode.
See you on the other side.
>>681547092
it's a big tempo loss if you play it early though, and if you're not playing it early then you'd want spellbreaker instead since for +1 mana it's +2/+1
it was a really sneaky nerf. same with bgh now you can only counter the board instead of getting ahead
I feel myself sinking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQ_ifMD2QEE
waiting for no replies
Renounce darkness is hilarious.
I was sitting at 2 health against a hunter, he had 7.
Next turn I was dead, played Renounce, my card became fireball, and finished him with a fireblast.
Didn't see that coming.
>>681547449
BGH nerf was good IMO, its still assassinate + 4/2 body. Owl nerf was completely unnecessary.
>>681546995
Ok now im really going to sleep night guys
Miia claimed
>>681547449
Yeah true.
I thought about playing Spellbreaker, seems like a viable choice with the owl nerf I guess.
>same with bgh now you can only counter the board instead of getting ahead
Eh, atleast the BGH nerf was needed, the owl tho, still not very sure about it.
>Claiming
>>681547282
Just showing our love to the best waifu bro
inb4 waifu wars starts again
>>681545607
>Fight me
>me
Which one?
>>681547196
Ah, okay, that means I'm up-to-date!
Thanks!
Also, superior vampire waifu Shiragami Youko claimed
>best mage claimed
>>681547655
I remember at some point in pre-naxx ppl started to cut Korkrons for Spellbreakers in CW... that was really long ago but it shows how spellbreaker is decent.
>>681547694
Shit bro, you were beat to it by
>>681547617
RIP
Obligatory claim.
>>681547694
always watching
>>681547902
Yeah with the Owl nerf, it might be Speallbreaker time to rise.
>>681548010
I don't care faggot, go to sleep.
>>681546982
i like how all our hands look exactly the same lol
>Well, you are pretty fun to talk to
thank you....that means a lot to me, thank you so much
>>681547494
>noticed
Secondary claim before I go void my bowels
>>681548045
YOUR MAGIC WILL NOT SAVE YOU.
>>681547732
Its still one person just different personality
Besides youll just trip over yourself and lose instantly
>>681548045
And with twin emperor raising the ranks like this and few other taunts I feel like its time I shove my black knight back into all my decks.
>will keep anyone who cares updated on hospitaldad
>>681548249
please do
>>681548088
do a late abortion on yourself
i bet your parents would finally be proud of you
>
>>681548167
I actually love the voice acting on Speallbreaker, good stuff.
>>681548195
True, twin emperor might truly be the new Dr. 7 after all.
>>681548249
Please do!
>>681548249
He okay?
>>681548249
>cares
>This faggot does
>>681548249
Good vibes going your direction anon, I know far too well what that feels like.
>>681548333
I don't care faggot, go to sleep.
>>681548249
Please do it, we're here for ya, mate.
>>681547596
>>681547655
owl nerf was to stop aggro decks being able to bypass your taunt that easily. it's just one mana but playing spectral creeper instead of animal companion is a big difference.
same thing with hunter's mark. one mana makes a big difference most of the time. imagine if it was used in a c'thun hunter?
the bgh nerf was definitely good tho, just saying how it's balanced now
lol I've been playing since early beta and I've never needed the black knight more than I have now. instantly crafted that fucker
>>681548045
>>681547902
yeah you guys are right. in fact I'm already seeing spellbreaker a lot.
on that note though, fuck priest. I hated entomb the second I saw it and still do. it's stomping face in a slow ass control meta like this
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
sachi claim
>>681548428
Heal him with your magic
Hey hey hey, guess who's off work?
And, while I'm thinking about work, what do you think would be the best way to die?
>>681548249
Keep me posted
>>681548493
I haven't played HS in forever and it saddens me to hear of all the nerfs made to my beloved aggro. Taunting is cheating.
>>681547189
I don't know... probably will make foil Xaril and N'zoth... or Yogg... or that priest legendary... I don't know t_t
>>681548249
I hope everything is ok. What happened to him?
With all the people talking about Hearthstone, I almost underatand it from Magic the Gathering, but am slightly confused. Does Hearthstone have any advantages over magic?
>>681548638
Death by over working yourself
>>681548638
quick bullet to the head
what's with all the sad stuff lately? :(
Better late than never.
>>681548585
>heal
>implying explosions are healing magic
>>681548638
Renge, long time no see.
>>681548722
It's better?
>>681548848
I forgot the picture.
>>681548473
you will die alone and no one will remember you.
have fun without me until you can
>>681548638
>>681548841
mmmmm, i agree, painless and quick
Well, I'm checking out for a bit.
In case any of you get lonely, there happens to be an inferior vampire waifu, who wins at significantly less things than I do over here:
>>681548189
I'll report back in in like an hour
>>681548638
Drowning
>>681548955
You really are uppity aren't you?
>>681548493
> I've never needed the black knight more than I have now. instantly crafted that fucker
Considering putting Black Knight in my decks aswell at the moment, pretty sure Twin Emperor is gonna be really frequent for sometime in this new meta.
>>681548493
I hate entomb aswell, fuck that shit.
>>681548638
>my beloved aggro
>Taunting is cheating
burn
I want you to burn
>>681548955
>This fucking butthurt
>Still alive
>>681548368
I put some new ships on my fleet to complete quests and forgot to take em out before going on a sortie... FUG.
>>681548493
Meh, you do have a point with the taunts. Sucks that non-aggro decks that took the effort of sacrificing a slot for owl got hit by this.
>>681548638
In your sleep, you literally can't complain
>>681549051
that'd be really scary I think. I've debated with my friends about burning alive or drowning and I'd rather burn
>>681548722
I guess that you can kind of f2p hearthstone. Otherwise I generally like mtg better as a card game.
>>681548920
Hey, how ya been, Yui?
>>681548942
What up gourd-tan
>>681549025
See you then
>>681549187
FACE IS PLACE
>>681548881
Explode his illness away
>>681549025
Thats fine im gonna go watch redline
>>681548638
>all the nerfs made to my beloved aggro.
Cancer won't die, don't worry.
>>681548249
>cares
You guys are lame.
I bet if it wasn't for the /waifu/ you woudl've still insult eachother without knowing anyone's misery.
I'm so ashamed of humanity
>>681549279
Alright, been a tad sick over the last few days.
>>681549212
hmmmm, that would kinda suck though, to not see your death coming....
>>681548638
Glue hands to head and have a wire noose. When you jump it'll cut off your head. It will be like you pulled off your head
>>681548920
I mostly play a format called EDH/commander which is perfect for dicking around with jank
>>681549279
Do you play much?
brb doing a dinner
>>681549344
>gonna go watch redline
>
>>681549480
yes!!!! i forgot about that, this is the best way, confirmed!!
>>681549073
Hot him, Barry. Show him what we do to uppity bitches.
>update on hospitaldad
He just called in to see how the family is doing in his 'leave', goddamn I love the guy. He sounds like he's managing, but has that smallest tone of just defeat in his voice, it almost hurt to hear. I'll keep everyone posted as things play out.
>support appreciated, I love all of you
>>681549528
I just cant get enough of it
Already watched it like 10 times within the past 6 months
>>681549205
That happens, you'll learn to not forget next time :^)
>>681549279
>FACE IS PLACE
ME GO FACE?
>>681549402
>>681549279
A bit tired. How are you?
>>681549480
Plus Hearthstone is free.
It's not required to put any money in.
>>681549739
>filename
>my wrists
>>681549638
Hit even.
Gonna go eat dinner, I'll be back pretty soon.
>>681549395
This makes my heart happy.
>>681549402
That's because everyone outside /waifu/ is a faggot. Also I don't think I've ever wanted anyone's dad to be in pain, just for them to kill themselves.
>>681549480
I used to. Now I only go into sealed tournaments and 4-0 for some free money. I'm super shitty at EDH but almost never play it.
>>681549466
Ah, just a standard cold? Whatever it is, feel better soon. I hate being sick more than almost anything else.
>>681549720
If the face plays taunt, me still go face
>>681549760
Breddy gud
>>681549799
>i've put about $70 in it so far kek
>>681549278
Drowning doesn't even hurt. Your lungs just fill up with water and you suffocate. You'll slip out of consciousness and then die of lack of oxygen. Doesn't sound as bad as smelling yourself getting roasted.
>>681549279
I hate you so much you question asking faggot. Get off my board and go fap to you lolis somewhere else. I swear to god your very presence crinkles my scrotum and scrunches my pooper. I am disgusted by you. I hope you go to sleep tonight and someone kills your whole family and takes a shit on your face. Faggot.
>>681549115
the emperor is a problem but the arrakoa and ancient of war don't make it easy either
shamans are running earth elemental and taunting up flamewreathed faceless too
that fucking bloodhoof brave faggotry has to go too
>>681548722
no need to count hp, it's online, it's free, etc etc
it's got more quality of life overall. makes you feel comfy when playing it. you should start right away, you get free packs if you play now. lots of new cards and meta is confusing for new players but if you lurk on waifu threads we can help you out
>>681549279
can't say it better than >>681549395
>>681549402
I hate my fucking circular pointless life and a lot of people in here do to. this is just a place to escape it for a bit.
>>681549843
Fever and the like
>>681549914
I brought all the adventures, that's it
>>681549720
>ME GO FACE?
Huntards BTFO
>>681549634
Be sure to do it in a public place
>>681549799
But I already have a bunch of cards. 8 edh decks
>>681549843
How can you be shit at edh?
>>681550001
Being buried alive must be fun.
>>681550001
Actually drowning is fucking terrifying, until you slip out of consciousness you're desperately fighting to do something that you can't.
Almost drowned myself to death twice in my life.
>>681550001
Suffocation is awful
The burning
The panic
The fear
The convulsions
>>681549655
Thanks for the update mate, sounds like he's a tough guy. He'll manage
>>681546995
>>681550175
As a claustrophobic it must be pretty cool.
>>681550187
I hope you're alright now. Stay safe, anon.
>>681549655
thats good to hear
>>681550086
I hate Shamans at the moment, they got so many good cards.
Fucking 7/7 at 4 mana, just fuck me up.
>>681550509
>>681550588
I'm also a bit claustrophobic. I don't know, it's just you alone underground. For the time you're alive it must be horrible, I don't know.
>I was born with an umbilical cord around my neck
>Nature wants me gone
>try to enjoy games
>can't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iu0O86y0G6M
>>681550800
i feel it hand kun, but you told death to fuck off, and now you're here!! i was born 2 months premature, so not too bad
>>681550086
I know that the different classes are like the different colors and combinations, but what play styles are there?
>>681550800
Hey mate, you beat death right out of the womb!
>>681550800
>I was born with an umbilical cord around my neck
>Nature wants me gone
Same here, apparently, I had the cord around my neck for 3 weeks and didn't move until my birth. I came out grey, like a fucking corpse
>>681550800
>>681551078
>you were an oops, anon
>we never wanted to have you
>>681550990
>These feels
>>681550595
Yea im super alright, that was long ago, second time on the beach it was red flag and I was a kid... saved by old man. First time I don't even remember but apparently I was in the swimming pool and and after accidentaly drinking a ton of water I just started to drown.
>>681550679
I kinda want to play sham but tons of new cards they got are epics... I mean I could just craft those but what about muh foil legendaries?
>>681551078
I was born with some sort of heart problems, still don't know how serious it was, but it's sorted now.
>>681546995
I'll see your Spike and raise you a Jet, the superior waifu.
>>681551167
I'd say 3 main styles styles
Aggro, control, midrange.
But there's stuff like miracle, casino, freeze.
>>681551261
>Thinks Jet is superior
>Jet even disapproves
>>681551227
I want to be angry about it, but I'm too melancholic.
>>681550800
>Nature wants me gone
wewlad
I don't know the details but a friend of mine came out with his umbilical cord "strangling" his hand and he doesn't have fingers because of that.
>>681551227
hahaah, it's funny because i ended up being the "sucessful" brother, im fine with it, i guess i just wanted out
>>681551239
does it give you any problems now?
meme
>>681550602
>>681550471
Thanks for the kind words, they do mean a lot. I hope everyone out here also has a good morning/afternoon/evening, wherever they are.
>>681551506
Sometimes I do get weird feelings in my heart, where it feels heavy and tight, but I think it's unrelated.
>>681551405
Any janky combo builds? That's what I love to do
>>681551078
Damn, glad you're alright.
>>681551167
I try my best, glad I could live long enough to meet y'all.
>>681551200
Fucking hell, that's awful. Glad you're not dead, friendo.
>hugs
>>681551227
I was an unplanned child, yes. I wasn't wanted, kek.
>>681551484
The fuck's up with umbilical cords.
>>681551848
Millions of possibilities.
Cards like grim patron can be really funny to use.
>>681551596
No problem :)
Hope you're having a good day despite of what's happening
>>681551879
Same feeling here
>returns hug
>>681550679
I'm dreading the day someone figures out the onyxia/evolve combo and does it on me
that and that stupid card that's basically a yeti and better recombobulator at once. good thing a lot of shaman cards are overload so it actually works against them
maybe it's just the time before the meta settles, but so far I'm really feeling this xpac
>>681551167
you can't really mix colors like in magic. the cards in decks are more interchangable and there's no land.
I guess it's like >>681551405 said
red is aggro, blue is control and I guess white is something like zoo but not really. there's is no green and warlock is basically the only black class
again, you can't lump the cards together like that. their use ends up being determined by the decks you put them in and what you're making
>>681551848
LOTS of those, especially now
>>681551848
There aren't many infinite loops like in MtG, mechanics are much simpler.
>>681551879
Inb4 umbilical cords are a sentient race evolving with us, waiting for the right moment to take over humanity.
>>681551758
hmmmm, i guess as long as the doc doesn't see anything lol
>>681551879
thank you hand kun, im glad you came out alright too, you're a good guy!!
>>681552276
Millhouse, and Antonidas.
Infinite free fireballs.
>>681552342
Never really felt the need to get it checked out.
>>681551879
Only real near death experience I have had is when I was hit by a bus in my freshman year of highschool. I bikes to school, and turned in front of my own bus. If he was a different car, not turning, I would totally have been a pancake
>>681552011
>>681552207
>>681552276
Only one black class? Reanimation, removal midrange, hand destruction, or suicide?
>>681552506
i would if it gets worse, doesn't hurt y'know? maybe im just worrying for no reason
>>681552585
sheesh...that sounds scary....glad it didn't up like that
>>681552585
Reanimation could include stuff like Kel'thuzad who revives all friendly minions who died during that turn.
Hand destruction is what warlock has, discard stuff from your hand for more powerful cards.
>>681552619
If it gets worse or more frequent, i'll get it checked, for now I think it's safe
>>681550990
>feels
Don't know why but when I hear this I imagine a lone wanderer roaming a wasteland alone
Yes I know I have weird imagination
>>681552506
Except they are for your enemy and not for you :^)
I saw a while ago a theorycraft on an infinite combo with tentacles for arms, those pirates that reduce weap mana costs and questing adventurer... But super hard to pull.
>Reanimation
Exists but it revives a random minion from your graveyard and not one of your choice, I used to play a gimmick giant priest with it and it was decent in it. (Giants are cards that have their mana costs reduced through certain conditions, example -1 for each card in hand, board, damage your hero has taken etc)
>removal midrange
Dunno what you mean exactly by this but there are tons of creative and strong removal / hard removal cards.
>hand destruction
Does not exist at all, neither does "mana burning".
>suicide
Do you mean as trolling or a weird ass suicide combo? If you want to troll there are millions of ways to suicide yourself.
>>681552108
It's been a decent day today (besides the news), yourself?
>>681553063
>>681552585
missed link
>>681552585
there's no re-animation mechanic unless you count N'zoth. There isn't really any interaction with a graveyard. Usually it's all "random minion that died" or something with the same turn.
warlock has cards that are stronger in stats but throw away his cards, hurt him or benefit his opponent. That's generally the theme of warlock but nobody plays it that way because it's basically losing the game.
As such, they take the cards that have small drawbacks like dealing damage to your hero and use them in conjunction with neutral cards to make a kind of archetype that is good. Class cards are spells, weapons and minions. Neutral cards are only minions. Generally each class is limited to playing in one way or another but it's only to prevent gamebreaking combos. You're usually free to do whatever.
>>681550509
>>681552276
>spooked hands
>>681552585
Fucking hell, glad you're okay, man. Glad I met ya and that you're not a pancake.
>hugs
>>681552342
And you're a great guy.
>pats
>>681550509
>>681553311
Summoning Yuuko because I know you're lurking.
>>681553352
This idea about the cords was clearly not inspired by Parasite Eve. Did you play it by any chance?
>randomly asking this cause I know you have good taste and like Akira.
>>681553484
>>681550509
>>681553311
>>681552956
Well, you're not totally wrong considering my image choices.
It's healthy to have a colourful imagination, would be concerning if it was all grey.
>>681553633
>>681553484
>>681550509
>>681553311
>>681553081
I had a good day, didn't get any call for a fire or an accident
>>681552585
Oh wait, there was that time my boy scout troop got lost in the Appalachians while backpacking
>>681552788
I got out with only a bruised up leg and a fucked bike. Had trouble riding a bike for a few years
>>681552954
No suicide? Lame.
>>681553063
So reanimation is meh?
Removal midrange I meant midrange with tons of removal to back it up
Hand destruction is getting g rid of the cards in your opponent's hand, and forcing them to top deck
Suicide black, or stax, is casting stuff out of your life, hoping to deal more to your opponent than you deal to yourself, so like warlock it seems
And most of, except for reanimation, them are monoblack
>>681553352
I enjoy being alive, and meeting you was pretty great too!
>>681553352
thank you hand kun, that means a lot!!
>>681553575
I played that!
Pretty good game, did you play the 2nd one?
fuck niggers
>>681553530
His google's broken so he can't come on.
>sad hands
>>681553982
Mugi.
>>681553772
Well there's a plus, I suppose.
>>681553806
i can imagine.....i would never ride a bike again lol
>>681553982
mugi.......
>>681553806
Infact, new legendary came out where the next spell you cast takes health instead of mana.
Never played MtG so I'm not to sure what the terms mean.
And about removal midrange, I think rogue comes under this, loads of spells to control the board with.
>>681553763
Oops forgot text
>no one is talking to me
>time to bust out the Ropeamatic 9k
>>681553575
Parasite Eve? Can't say I've heard of that.
Curie Claimed
Found out if i dont fucck up anythind in the navy i will make fucking bank. Hopefully I will pass a school and prototype.
Also how are you guys doing? I am learning to type correctly and not use two fingers to hunt and pick. Not as hard as I thought it would be desu.
>>681553575
I love Parasite Eve.
>>681554126
I've gotten over it, it took a while and I still can't ride on the side of a street
>>681554139
A lot of it seems to be easily comparable, except that mana is from lands, which you can only play once per turn
And you attack the opponent, and they choose how they block, if at all
>>681553806
hand destruction translates to mill in hearthstone
you can hold 10 cards in your hand, rogue and druid use this to overflow your hand with cards. drawing additional cards is burning and destroying them. Fatigue is when you run out of cards. each deck has 30 cards maximum. When you run out you take n+1 damage n being the number of times you tried to draw a card without having any.
Oh also you automatically draw one card at the start of every turn. So if you reach fatigue you take 1 damage + 1 for every time you tried to draw and every time you drew at the start of your turn.
Basically some decks stall out the game hardcore and fast forward this fatigue mechanic.
also I replied to you here about reanimation >>681553297
>>681554321
I never learned how to type properly, but I've gotten really fast at pecking
>>681553982
>>681554081
>
>>681554121
Yeah it is :) Even tough my paycheck will be lighter, at least I won't have to see messed up shit
>>681554226
Want a chair too?
>>681554476
As a person who enjoys MtG I am glad to explain anything that needs explanations, desu!
>>681553806
Alright... before saying anything else I will have to say that in Hearthstone you pick your attack targets, but there are minions with taunt that must be attacked before attacking a minion without taunt or the enemy player.
No reanimation deck was ever top-tier, there was a decent ish deck that consisted of hiding Kel'Thuzad behind taunts and stuff.
Can't link cards because 4chin thinks its spam, look up for:
>Kel'Thuzad
>Ancestral Spirit
>Earth Elemental
>Faceless Manipulator
>Reincarnate
Using faceless to copy an earth ele with ancestral spirit would copy the enchantment too.
Basically if a buffed earth elemental dies with KT in field you will summon 2 new earth eles.
>>681554575
Nothing.
Fuck Niggers tbh.
>>681554476
I think the best way to learn Hearthstone is just to play it, familiarise your self with the meta, cards, spells, classes etc.
>>681554575
are you posting memes again???
>>681554669
>pecking
top kek, i've never heard that before!
>>681554831
thats weird, I always thought that was the term for it lol
>konata