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Welcome To Club Kek
Dubs get in, Trips VIP
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>>685807644
THE PIMP MOTHERFUCKER
CHOO CHOO
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>>685807778
fuck off
by one
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>>685807833
but now i have dubs man
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May I gain entrance to your social establishment?
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Ez.
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lemmeinyo
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>>685807644

let me in nice mr doorman pls
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>>685807644
lemme in
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>>685807915
Please
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I'm a white straight sis male, no religion in my family.
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>>685807979

pls?
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rip me
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zozili
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Let me in you fuck i showed you the dubs allready
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Do you know who i am? Im a trained marine copypasta and deserve VIP acsess
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>>685808011

>sis
>sissy

faggot detected
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>>685808011
easy, in the club now.
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Fuck yeah I want in!
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Check these out
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>>685807644
Howdy
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Let me in, faggot.
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VIP?
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plox
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im in
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Lemme in /b/ro
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Excuse you, I DO have the right shoes
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>>685807644
Who's ready to partay
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Only faggots roll dubs
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Dubs checkum, I'm on the list.
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I want to speak go the club manager
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Well lets go then
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Rollin for dubs baby
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hello
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>>685807644
Guard got dubs -> guard went into the club -> noone guarding the door -> everyone gets in!
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I've always wanted to get into club kek
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*Shows boobs*
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>>685807644
Goodday Mister, dont mind if i just give you a tip?
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>>685808559
thats not how it works faggot
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>>685807644
in line
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>>685808333
check'd
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let me in faggot
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Check em vigilantly
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>>685808756
reroll
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Plan A: Get Trips
Plan B: Get Dubs
Plan C: Start beating up bouncer to distract him to let singles in
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>>685808833
Wow gtfo
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>>685808834
>>685808578
MY LUCK IS COMPLETE SHIT
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>>685807644
Let me in Faggot
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let me in im muscle man
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>>685808902
Fuck
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>>685807644
can I at least sit outside and pretend I'm cool enough for it
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>>685808866
party time
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>>685808922
right this way sir
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>>685808974
pls
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I think i might be lucky this time, I am prepeared for club kek
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roll for vip
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>>685808974
no.
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>>685808680
Ofcourse it does!
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I'll go in faggot
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Check 'em
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Am I in?
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VIP MATERIAL HERE GTFO FAGS
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vip here
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>>685807644
fagget look at dem
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No thanks, your party sucks.
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Give me dem trips
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>>685809076
>>685808834
>>685808578
the gods have sworn war against me
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i am VIP
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>>685809094
FFS WHAT IS THAT RNG
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>>685809146
rolling for this guy
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>>685808873
Well here we go
*Rolls up sleeves*
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>>685809146
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>be me
>roll
>dubs
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>>685807644
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>>685809237
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I'm in.
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rolling for the keks
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Let us in
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>>68580322
Well now I have dubs so fuk you singles
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rolllllll
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I'm with them!
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>>685809258
What the heck is that luck m8
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niggah
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k
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They see me rollin'
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>>685809403
>be me
>roll
>dubs for this lucky guy
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screw this i'm heading to a different club
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>>685809555
Yes :D
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>>685809555
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Fuck u mane
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Yo
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Let me in
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>>685809322
Well now i have dubs so fuk u singles
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>>685807644
TIME TO PARTTTTTAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>685809488
in you come
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I'm a boosted animal. Never lucky
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sup'
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>>685807644
roll
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ez
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Out of the way plebs
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>>685809601

>:D
literally kill yourself
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>>685809555
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Excuse me bouncer
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Zozzle
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Let me in, I'm dead inside
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Let me just grab my ID
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Easy game, easy life.
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VIP coming right through lads
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Faggots
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VIP
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>>685807644
GITUM
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>>685810002
Close but no cigar
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V.I.P
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>>685810075
COCKS
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get out of the way faggot
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Step back
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>>685809488
>>685809555
>>685809833
>>685808866
>>685808833
>>685808500
>>685808333
>>685807922
enjoy your stay
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Ill take a vodka cranberry
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I MUST MAKE PASSAGE
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Check em my nigga
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I don't wanna be in your faggy club tho
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I DEMAND ADMITTANCE
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No problem.
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I was kidding ill take a passion bomb :)
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>>685809833
C'mon in anon
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Rolling to shut down the club
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SHITCUNT
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its this or an hero lads
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>>685807644
Lemme in
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>>685808333
Hey fellow VIP /b/rother
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Let me in at once
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If dubs or higher I shoot up the club
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get me those dubs
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>>685807644
Pls
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DOUBLE NIGGERS
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holy
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Rooooollllll
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>>685810482
re-roll
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they hatin
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>>685807644
Check the list, I'm there.
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>>685807644
step aside pleighboi

>put some respek on my dubs
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im a nugger
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'sup
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riol
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I am a winrar
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I don't even want in your shitty club.
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I'm gonna make it
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Here's a nigger freer, one entrance faggot.
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Czech these faggots
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>>685807644
pls let me in, i swear i just forgot my dubs...
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hail satan smoke meth
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quads
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i left my trips ticket in my other pants, i swear
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Lemme in
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>>685807644
Out my way you fucking VIPs, summerfag coming through
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just point me to the VIP section
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hey big boy the next guy getting in is a islamic bomber
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Sing me up for that vip boi
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I got some quayludes if you let me in
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Check out my trips
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>>685807644
>2016
>not Club Zozzle
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I don't really think I want in. Club kek? What is that gonna be full of? I'll tell you what, a bunch of, virgin betas with pizza faces. Might as well say you're Rolling to get into Weenie Hut Jr.
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thanks for letting me in
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Shwangin
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888 VIP niggas
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I'm starting to get desperate
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>>685811724
>islamic bomber
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dubs of truth
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Obviously im on the list
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>>685811911
Bout fuckin time I got in.
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but what do quads get
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Where the bitches at huh?
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sup Fags just passing through
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>>685811800
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>>685812022
New owner of the club
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>>685807644
alright then
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>>685807644
roll. also, check'd
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rollaninos
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Quads checkem
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Call me big daddy
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Sex on the beach?
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>>685807644
Let me in wanker
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K fam
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EVERYONE BUM RUSH THE DOOR FUCK IT
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I-I said I'm going in
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444 check my trips bitches
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>>685807644
quads owns the club
quints owns the city
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>>685807644
Im on the list
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I want in
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>>685812523
1 off ffs
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I do shit for Money.
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555 club kek. Im a vip
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Vip niggas
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>>685812655
Or just member
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>>685807644
I ride shiny and chrome, may I enter?
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let me in faggot
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>>685812292
you're not getting in you god damned furry
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777
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i'm in it
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ez
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>>685812774
No you aren't. Fuck off
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Fuck you I live life on the edge.
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Open your gates of Autism for me
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Will you accept my singles?
I'm saving my dubs for a pack of quints.
I don't make much, but I manage.
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Ey b0ss, can I come in?
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I brought the weed
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Rolllllllllllllllll
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If I roll dubs or trips i'mma come in and rape all the bitches
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>>685811460
roll first and last time
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Let me in
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>>685807644
I haven't had a drink in 20 minutes, I'm fucking dying here. Let me in ya cunt
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>>685812880
Fine, I'll pay.
But I'm not coming back here.
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>>685813311
Give me back the change, it wasn't a fucking tip.
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and what if I get quads
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>>685813549
quads become new owner
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Ayo waddup nigga
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Citrus joins the party
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ayyy
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Yo
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It's nice in here /b/ lot of cocks to choose from.
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I never clubbed
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Where all the white women at
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>>685807644
Vip here
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Listen, fatty, move over
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>>685813310
Right I went to the back of the queue, let's try again
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I'm in nigga
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Here come dat boi
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>>685807644
hitler get
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Ugly people, step aside.
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rollo
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>>685807644
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rawlin
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>>685807644
Bye fags
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I'd like to gain access to your social club please
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It's dat boi!
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>>685807644
roll
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check my id sir
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Hey there bouncer dude. Here's some monopoly money you big dumb prick. Now let me and my two dates in.
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let me in
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>>685807644
step aside
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I'm going to shit on the bathroom walls if I get in.
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Check 'em
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>>685807644
vip here i come
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ALRIGHTY THEN
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>>685807644
pls
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>>685807644
Scuse me peasants
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Good to be in
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I will not do this.
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let me in nigger
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How do I get in fight with the bouncer?
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Out of my way niggers I'm headed to the VIP
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calling dubs
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What do quads get you
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Lemme in
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>>685807644
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Vip
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