Been smoking up with my moms friend for the last week after getting baked with her one day after moving some dressers for her, been noticing she gets very flirtatious but everytime I'm way to nervous to make a move. Got a Facebook message from her telling me that she wants to do something Tommorow but keep it a secret and don't act like a kid, tips anyone? Pic related
dont be nervous be happy you livin a bunch of teens wet dreams
Don't act like a kid
>>685884211
See what the fuck she wants to do.. screen shot convo and post.
>>685884211
>>685884211
I wonder what she wants to see
She's probs going to make you move more of her shit, pat you on the head and send you away like the kid you are
She's 38 I'm 19 if anyone is wondering, here is some more screenshots, from the way it's going I think she wants to fuck what does /b/ think?
>>685885197
pics of you both. stat.
She's a serial killer and will stab you multiple times and then tell everyone that you went out with her and she dropped you off somewhere near your house because you didn't want to be seen with her because you were having sex, but in reality you'll be long dead by then
>>685885197
She gonna suck yo dick
>>685885159
She's coming to my place this time
>>685885197
She wants to fuck man...just chill out don't smoke too much or you'll be a pussy and not wanna fuck if you don't already
if dubs we're all gettin laid
Post as many pics of her as possible. And follow up tomorrow
>>685885197
ask her for some pics
or send her one and ask if thats what she wanted to see
>>685885197
Post all her pics
post pics
Shes going to suck your dick OP.
Post pics. Please also try and film it and post webms thanks.
You are living the dream OP
>>685885387
Ahah she's coming over to smoke you free weed then leave.
Dont listen to these faggots telling you to ask for/send pics. Everything has been set up already. The conversation is done, now you just wait to fuck her. In the meantime you should post some pictures of her here. She looks like she might be decent
She's downloading snapchat as we speak here is some from her fb
>>685886495
Do you have phantom to save the pics without her knowing?
>>685886495
>those fucking flips. boner lost
Waiting for snaps
Dude ask her what shes going to do
>>685886495
Busted gross feet
>>685886815
>>685886495
Download vz screen recorder.. record her snaps... then screen shot them and post em.
>>685886815
Fucking foot fags.
>>685886495
oh yea, BOOM!
>>685886495
Looks like a solid milf, godspeed anon, keep posting the pics and snaps.
Lurking for interest
>bump into her with your penor
OP, you better fuck that hot milf, for all the virgin fags out there, get that dick wet by a glorious milf
>>685886815
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>foot cucks
how big is your weewee op?
>>685885197
>>685886495
She's an undercover cop. You're gonna get your ass thrown in jail for the weed. Then your butthole will be torn apart by greasy niggers. Congratulations
>>685887332
4 inches
Do you think that will be enough?
She's so short, I want to rape that cute skull mmmm
>>685887519
Lmao lmao lmao
>>685887519
Kek good luck buddy
she's exploiting your teenage hormones for free weed
>>685887713
You wouldn't trade weed for pussy?
>>685887519
If you think so short stack, anything is possible!
>>685887332
>>685887519
Don't believe him, I'm OP
And I have no dick, was hoping she could wear a strapon
Fuck her right in the vagina op. When you cum pull out and say scooby dooby doooo while lighting up a joint. Old chicks dig the dog
>>685887713
who gives a fuck you cuck, if at least it'll get yo dick sucked it's very well worth it
>>685887795
she's probably just a tease
>>685888098
Let the boy believe he has a chance
>>685887795
Shes gonna make it seem like she will for the weed, but she wont. Come on bro, you know the game
>>685888325
See my response to this as well >>685888312
Stash the weed down your pants. When she comes over tell her you hid it down your pants. If she reaches in for it enjoy your milf sex
she wants you to blow weed smoke up her poo hole
>>685886288
obey dubs
>>685888325
Be like: I'll be there, if you make it worth my while. Push the subject, Get nudes, Hold nudes as form of 'mild' blackmail to make sure you get da pus pus. simple op. Dont be a faggot. oh and share.
UPDATES OP
>>685888658
Keked
>be OP
>think MILF wants to hook up
>plus she uses weed as a cover up
>she about to go down on OP
>pull down pants
>Mom walks in
>it was all an elaborate drug bust
>tfw
>>685885768
You did it wrong.
>>685885197
If you don't fuck kill yourself anon \_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Don't be a kid
TFW she fucking kills OP
>>685886495
>picture from fb
>inb4 doxx
You fucked up nigger.
Bump nigguz
Bump where you at anon
OP is kill, he's probably fapping to the snaps, this had fucking potential
op is a fag
wheres the updates man
bump op update
We All know how this is going to end, OP gets laid thread dies we all move on..still the same old cancer..Hey, thats pretty good.
>>685884211
Killin me smalls
>>685886495
best case scenario - you'll have sex
worst case scenario - you'll smoke weed
8/10 O{
>>685892434
wrong pic
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If op dun diliver I dun didly don wanna b in dis thred
>>685892675
I'm gonna need sauce...
