Describe the girl of your dreams, /b/.
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Describe the girl of your dreams, /b/.
>really intelligent
>chill
>cute, but not excessively girly
My perfect girl is one who likes me,
>have a vagina
wait 6 months and ask me again
>>686697390
I get that.
>>686696985
>brunette
>freckles
>5'7"-5'9"
>some college
>tomboyish
Petite body with decent sized breast(size Brian to C). Emotionally scarred with no friends or immediate family. To the point that she is dependent on me. This would hopefully mean she won't be capable of leaving me if I screw up some how. I'd like her to submissive has well.
>>686696985
This
>>686698070
Size b to c I mean.**
>>686698248
>>686698070
>brian to c
>>686697901
this
>real
>talks shit
>competitive
>hygienic
>not easily impressed
>deceptively considerate
>into horror movies
>NOT FAT
>>686697366
This
superfckin hot... really cute jus wow.. wana maryry
>>686698754
>reel
>>686696985
The funny thing is you will have no idea until she suddenly walks into your life. It was that way for me at least. More or less the opposite of what I expected.
>Looks half asian, but is really native american
>glasses
>C cup
>5'5"
>Interest in worldly knowledge
>5/10 girly
>Can play the viola
I now realize I'm just combing my friend and my girlfriend into one ideal girl.
>>686699094
Hey, I'm open-minded.
This one
>>686698878
So.. a 12 years old?
>>686696985
Not my wife
A mail order bride that's petite and sexy. One that speaks very little English. She should have an abusive past to the point that she's willing to debase herself for my approval and attention.
>>686699319
You know a 12 year old that's that sexy?
>>686699559
I guess it's good that I don't.
>>686698878
Is there more of her?
>>686698070
>Brian to C breasts
>>686699469
Isn't that often the case, though?
Intellectually curious......that doesn't necessarily mean super smart, though....just curious.
Curvy, like pic related
Good relationship with her parents
Not too sexually experienced, but not prude either
Understands sports.....not necessarily a die hard fan, because those types of women are annoying
No smoking or chemical dependencies, other than maybe binge drinking every once in a while
Not too religious, but not a nihilist or atheist
>>686696985
>Really intelligent
>Cute, girly
>Asian is a must
I know a girl like that but she turns down everyone that talks to her and Her friend is the same which is where she picked it up from ... idk how to talk to her though ... Any advice?
>>686699094
Fuck u shitdick
>>686699559
>I want her look similar to this is size
Never said anything about her sexyness only size
>>686696985
very wealthy, dying of cancer, has 2 months to live. marries me and give it all to me cause I loved her so much in her last days....
>ginger
>freckles
>Perky
>Outgoing
>Speaks like a poet.
>>686699850
Don't shes a prick and you'll only waste your time/money on her
>>686699850
You'd need to take an angle people haven't tried before. You'll need to get really creative so she doesn't realize you're trying to get with her.
>>686699794
SWIMFAN MY NIGGA YUHHHHH
>>686699992
>speaks like a poet
Sorry, My slide ruler says that means she has to be bipolar
>>686699986
fag
>>686699880
Petite women.
Her name was isabel
>>686698977
underrated post
>>686699992
ruby sparks?
>>686700326
For you
>>686700134
I just worship Erika.....I can honestly say if she looked that and stalked me, I'd allow it.
For me, there's no other look a woman could have that could make me put up with that kind of shit
>>686700342
basically
>>686696985
>has the voice of an angel
>looks ALOT like one of the supervisors at my work, which is really fucking weird
I'm straight, so my dream guy:
>confident
>Independent
>Intelligent, engineering major like me preferably, (it's easier to get along with your own kind)
>Likes vidya and anime to some extent
>Strong
I'm far too critical to be a good source of validation. I need someone who won't bend so easily to my will.
My last boyfriend was a dumbass college drop out, he was a spineless fool who I had to constantly baby and give validation that he did not deserve. He was such a burden. We broke up when I left for college. Long distance was hard on him.
>>686700437
What about her in Traffic?
>>686700099
I'd do that but as far as I know, she's never been with a guy which makes it better for me.
>>686700076
Don't you think I tried moving on? I really tried but idk I just can't
>>686696985
Don't really have one I guess, no point in thinking of shit that'll never happen; not good for the sanity.
But fuck it, shit happens and it'll be as it is.
Topical
>>686700565
Tits or gtfo
>>686700565
>tfw I don't have any of those
>>686698070
>size Brian to C
>>686700565
OP here. Good to see some femanon input here.
>>686698070
>Brian to C
Fuck. I thought I was the only one with Brian-sized breasts
Taylor Swift
>>686696985
>5'7
>Brown Hair
>Brown Eyes
>Fair skin
>Petite build
>American
>Smart
>Strong family/catholic values
>From the Midwest or South
>Sarcastic
>>686700599
Drugs turn me off more than psycho behavior
>>686700895
My mantits are nearly that big, if I'm honest.
>>686700747
It's okay. I'm just one person. Statistically, someone has to be into you.
>>686700943
>>686700710
This is true because the lowest possible number on the crazy meter is 4/10
2D
Some of you are describing chicks that would end up leaving your /b/ leaking ass. You need to get your heads out of the clouds and start looking for qualities that will give you the handicap you need to keep her. She can be hot, but all this confident and intelligent shit is going to get you cuckold.
>>686700933
I've never understood the appeal.
Appearance wise, this girl.
We would hang around, smoke together, and just in general chill.
>>686696985
>college
>cute personality
>kinky
>studies something interesting
>Doesn't want to be exclusive
>knows how she can trust me
>Expects nothing unsaid from the relationship
>is in requited love with me, idgaf if with anybody else as well
>>686700933
>you will never be invited to sit around her koi pond moat with her while hung over
>>686700943
>catholic
>south
Interesting demographic.
pretty much this
>>686701155
Then Google "manic pixie dream girl", because that's the personality that a lot of people have projected upon her.
Also, tall blonde with blue eyes.
>>686700565
yay ok femanon too
>must be smart
>passionate about something, i don't really care what but i can't stand people who are indifferent towards life
>chill
>hardworking (my ex was ridiculously lazy and it is such an unattractive quality)
>blue eyes, light hair
>tall and slim
i'm a super crazy person so a chiller is great because we balance each other out
>>686696985
Introverted, insecure, low self-esteem, cute and kind
>>686701423
Heil Taylor.
>>686701155
Me neither, but I would marry the fuck out of her, I don't know, I think is this awkward funny girl thing that gets me
>>686701514
This guy gets it.
>>686700710
i like to think i'm somewhere in the ! - fun - date square
but then again i wouldn't go near me with a ten foot pole
>2016
>choosing the girl of your dreams based on looks
>>686701482
That describes me moderately well, actually.
>>686696985
>Innocent
>Looks good
>Modest
>A virgin until she loses it to me (just my fetish, i like the idea of deflowering a woman)
>Innocent-ish but is still fun
>Maybe a bit creepy
>Quiet but enthusiastic near me
Basically the one who seems to be falling for me now. What's bad is that I'm 19 (got held back senior year) and she's a Junior and for some reason her mom (dad=gone/dead, idk) won't let her date anyone. What's worse is I'm too much of a lazy cunt to get my license so we can sneak around
>>686700565
yo where u live @
sound like my kinda girl, unless you intend to get married.
I ain't into that whole dating one person thing any more
Blue eyes
Dirty blonde hair
Smart
Sarcastic/funny
Cute
Loyal
Pretty much my ex
>>686701670
"I would never want to belong to any club that would someone like me for a member" - Groucho Marx
>>686700710
One of the best videos ever. The dude is just so dead pan, I love it.
One that exists
>>686701714
Feminazi detected.
A chick that's willing to do this. Also one that will duck who ever I tell her to. So I can help out other virgins.
>>686701768
Sorry fam, monogamy is the name of the game.
>>686701598
Honestly I'd just want to hear her mewling when wrapped around my dick.
And begging. I like to make a girl beg.
>>686701732
well then you sound like a keeper!
keep meeting the excellent criteria of an internet stranger who for all you know could be a sweaty cheeto-fingered neet living in his mother's basement
>>686701714
Come on, go back to your black and white tumblr feminist equality social justice against the minoryties animated gif images
>>686701790
i think you accidentally a word
Breathing.
But at this point and time that's even optional.
>>686701938
sadface.
Still, I'd chill with you; you seem alright to be around given what you want in a person.
>>686696985
>Redhair
>Pale skin
>Nice and gentle
>Intelligent
>qt smile
>tfw asked her to go out
>says she's busy
>asked again on the next week
>never asked again
>she's gone
>>686696985
>pale
>redhead
>nice tits
>cool as fuck
>loyal
>big ass
>>686701350
Definitely that with smaller feet, those look like they came out of the NBA.
>>686701855
hello rato
but also hey chin up there champ! it's happen for you one day
>>686702151
Kek
>>686701905
i do like a good ducking
>>686700565
yo if you're in FL my best friend is all of those
>>686702229
>nice and gentle
At first I read that as...
>nice genitals
>>686702332
Indeed!
>>686702156
I'm in Philly if you want to meet.
>>686699794
This
>>686702263
kek
An android with perfect physical beauty that is programmed to know about shit I like. She would also be trained in mma so she can protect me from nigras.
Has vagina and breaths
>>686702399
Who doesn't want nice genitals?
>>686701745
deflowering a girl isn't all it's cracked up to be. They get pretty dependent and like oppressively clingy.
>atheist
>open-minded
>likes heavy music
>is trans, like me
>at least a 5/10, im not picky
>in college
>has a good heart
>shares my sense of humor
>weab like me
>outgoing and dominant
>>686696985
Hard working and willing to improve herself. Easily excitable, a bit clingy. But also with interests of her own. I'd actually be fine to do whatever she wants to do she just needs to be passionate about something like cooking or poetry or even cartoons.
>>686702508
Asexuals, I guess?
>>686702513
forever alone was literally made for you
>>686702513
Cringe
>>686702397
See
>>686702440
Sorry.
>>686699559
I don't know about him, but I certainly do.
I want to be fucked beyond my mind on heroin while laying in bed with her, in perfect bliss
>>686702440
if only.
I have some friends who used to work at Hershey Park up by there.
If I'm ever in Philly I'll make a thread on here I guess.
I'm like halfway across the country though lol so not for a while.
>>686696985
I'd go for
>not batshit crazy
unfortunatly, a woman like that doesn't exist
>intelligent
>cute (even if only to me)
>funny
>under thirteen
>>686702789
Fuckin KEK'd.
Her.
>>686702670
Damn
c'est la vie
>>686702888
Checked.
Also visible stretch marks.
The girl of my dreams? Hard for me to describe personality-wise. Like many of us, I've never been in a relationship so I don't have any experience to dig from. However, the physical aspect I do know. Funny enough, it came from a dream that is my happiest and saddest memory.
My dream girl will look: athletic or slim, borderline B cup boobs, a firm ass, short, green eyes, looks young, beautiful blonde hair, a stare that makes you smile, and her smile that warms you up.
As far as I can remember from the personality, she's very sweet, doesn't have a temper, and very understanding.
I'm sure this is the gayest post you'll see today. However, I think I might have found this girl, physically that is I'm still not sure about the personality.
>>686701155
Beautiful, smart, tall and rich.
>thicccccck
>especially thick thighs, ass, bit of a belly
>"one of the boys" tomboy type
>nurturing but embarrassed about it (effectively tsundere desu)
>same interests and intelligence level as me
>pervy as fuck
The girl of my dreams is already taken by another lover. and so is yours.
>>686703048
Not gay, by definition.
>>686696985
Athletic body
Plays games with me
Fucks me with a strapon
>funny
>likes good music
>plays vidya
>understanding and caring
>cute and also really pretty
>not landwhale but also not a twig
>likes sex as much as me
Coolest thing is, I'm dating her.
>>686702455
Thanks, i'm glad that someone agrees with all of my points.
>>686703188
Savage, bro. But true.
>>686701230
ah shit forgot to put something on there
>athletic
>like actually athletic
>likes fighting or sports or something and does it frequently
>>686703188
>another lover
faggot alert
>>686699722
myfaerielove
>>686702888
>flat tits
>stretch marks
>butt belly
>arm tats
Christ I hope this isn't someone you know
>>686701133
>Describe the girl of your dream
>not reading the name of the thread
being this retarded
>>686696985
>Any race +1 for Asian
>Talkative, not shy to initiate sex
>Sporty +2 for skateboarding
>Free spirit, won't judge
>>686703048
>>686703217
agreed
see, this is far more gay
>>686703219
>fucks me with a strapon
The girl of my dreams can take two coke can sized cocks down her throat. She'll have a pussy that drips goo like ectoplasm. She'll have gigantic nipples and cone shaped tits that are so engorged she's in chronic pain.
>>686696985
> metalhead but doesn't roll with the elitist bullshit of all thise 'genres' out there eg: doesn't acknowledge djent as separate from metal
> short, like not above 5'2"
> not necessarily educated, but intellectual so we have conversations deeper than 'this party is cray cray omfg'
> preferably non religious like me. Failing that, be perfectly fine with us not proselytising each other
> somewhere between curvy (not that BBW shite) and petite (not a fucking skeleton)
But if I'm being honest, /b/, a girl who even comes close to what I want doesn't fucking exist. I have too many problems and walls.
>>686702888
>>686703375
fuck i only clicked the picture after this comment as shit nigga this is the most fucked up body i've seen in a while
>>686703375
Nope. It's the hallmark of insecurity. She knows she's not perfect so will do anything for attention.
>>686701133
eh, she'd probably only leave me to get married. I sort of understood the implications of my demands when I set them, so I'm happy with whatever as long as it's what's right for her.
Whole point is she wants what's best for me, too, so it's not like we're never gonna talk again. We just wouldn't fuck.
>>686703532
And I'm a tentacle monster, sorry forgot to put that
>>686703337
This, don't want to deal with 200pound pig in 10
>>686703561
Just about every kind of person exists, anon.
>smart, totally cool with her being smarter than me
>honest
>curvy
>no bullshit
>can appreciate my stupid humor
Basically my ex except honest and not manipulative.
>light skinned (race doesn't matter)
> a lil something to grab on
> cute
> smart
> smokes weed with me
> or at least doesn't mind that I do
> 5'1" - 5'4"
> play fights with me
>doesn't mind going on random adventures
Idk, not some basic instagram bitch
somewhat hipster
different
nice
no particular hair or eye color
good hip to waist ratio
not popular, don't want to date chicks with lots of drama
fashionable
likes cars or fashion or vidya
and the best part is
I can tell you her name
>>686696985
One willing to fuck me.
>hotness = 7 - 10
>smart/intellegent
>white
>loyal
>right conservative to an extent
>petite
>pale
>blonde
Probably the same thing half the other betafags on here want
>Intelligent (at least as or more than me)
>Strong, can kill or maim me
> not a landwhale
>>686696985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu2OYcgr4rM
>>686703820
I forgot to add dark skinned, like desi or full African. Add that to before and tell me someone like that exists. And if you think you can, tell me there's one that exists and like fat white guys with substantial mental issues.
> checkmate, bitch
>>686703913
>smart/intelligent
>right conservative
I have some bad news for you, friend.
Plot twist for everyone in this thread:
>yfw you find this woman and she falls in love with you, BUT she already has kids and is needy for you to raise them
>>686704099
Kek
>>686704099
You're autistic
>>686703048
> like many of us, I've never been in a relationship
Lol wut
>>686703561
dude the djent shit is the shit though. My friend first showed me that shit and I was like "now I know the best type of metal"
Well that and suicidal tendencies.
You know I used to talk to a girl who pretty much meets every single point on this list. Dunno height though. She was sweet.
>>686696985
Girl of my dreams is incompatible, so this is an exercise in futility. Want what you can't have and all that.
>>686704107
Don't care. Would still do it.
>>686699559
Laura B
>>686704107
Honestly, if a man or woman met even most of what I want, I would deal with that.
>>686702236
i thought this girl was pretty sexy, but she is a cam whore
>>686701482
some more criteria to inspire bros
>college education, doesn't really matter what in so long as they're passionate about it
>adventurous, willing to travel and do stupid shit with little notice
>fun. just someone who can make me laugh and feel happy
>open to new experiences, sex drugs and rock n roll yo
>>686704107
How many kids we talking?
>>686696985
me but if i had a vagina and looked good in a dress
>>686704325
I like the way you think.
A super prudish girl with high moral values. So I can break hee down bit by bit to the point that she'll suck dick in front of her parents if I command it.
>>686696985
One who actually cares
One who will actually want to be with me
One who wont use me
>>686703217
>>686703446
It's still fucking gay in my opinion. Eh.
>>686704220
What? It's starting to turn into a normal thing.
>>686704243
I know it's good, I have a lot of bands that play in that heavy and low style. But djent was described as the sound a low palm muted guitar makes. It's tge exact same as if there was a rap subgenre call 'bmmm kch bmmm bmmm kch'. It's retarded labeling when calling it metal is perfect.
4''12 - 5''2, really skinny, really pale skin, blonde/brunette/RED/PLATINUM hair, blue/green/GREY eyes, cute/adorable face!
>>686704341
let's say three.....and daddy is nowhere to ever be found.....
double plot twist: daddy is black and in prison
>>686704099
never met somebody above thirty-five, have we?
There's an old saying: "If you are under twenty and not liberal, you don't have a heart. If you're over thirty and not conservative, you don't have a brain."
>>686704274
DELET
>>686704533
> 4'12"
Bruh, that's 5'.
Mute
Big tits
Cooks and cleans
Enjoys sucking small penises
>>686704533
>4"12
>>686698070
>size brian
>>686704512
Nigga how old are you and you've never had a gf?
>>686704598
Not all sayings are accurate.
I don't care as long as she's slim and taller than me, I'm only 5'9.
>tfw no qt tall gf
>>686704519
I just like the crazy ass beats they have. When my friend showed it to me, he told me that djent usually has these insane beats to go along with it.
>>686704761
I'm 29 and I've never even kissed a girl, let alone date one.
>>686699559
>/b/
>this question
>>686704577
Hmm....I don't think I could do it
>>686701114
This
>>686702710
Sauce on her?
>>686704879
True that. I'm sure Periphery was on that list.
I found that DispersE is hella good, but they're songs are kinda happy and shit lol.
Glass Cloud gets heavy as fuck. I fucking love their EP Perfect War Forever.
>>686704913
you're nearly a lizard harry
>>686704913
dude you're a year away from becoming a wizard, dont give up now
>>686704913
Damn. That's just sad.
>>686704913
none of us did, son. That's why we come here
One that's super hot but also super retarded. So much so that I could trick her into sex by telling I need to administer ointment with my dick.
>>686704667
Race you to her first
>>686704761
23. I don't like people and I'm very picky. Other than that, horrible timing.
Don't get me wrong. I'm not proud that I've never had a girlfriend or any interaction beyond being friends. But, I have bigger problems at the moment than to concern myself over getting into a relationship or dating.
>>686696985
It feels like we're the only people in the universe when she smiles at me.
Kimbra is one of the cutest singers, ever.
>>686704913
>>686696985
pic related
>>686704797
that one's pretty close to right, man.
Really, look at it this way:
What powers does the PoUSA actually have?
What are the major consequences of electing a President?
What are the things we are going to have most impacted by electing a person into a senate position?
Then choose your vote.
Hint: POTUS has little actual power outside of fiscal policy. The occasional executive order is allowed, but they're either temporary or they'll be overturned by the Supreme Court, which is what it's fucking there for.
Cold in public, warm in private.
Doesn't expect me to treat her like a princess, doesn't treat me like a prince in return.
Independent, reclusive, and intelligent.
Preferably willing to experiment with drugs.
Always a little distant, but nonetheless recognizes my importance in her life and is loyal because of it.
>>686704970
>>686704577
I think I can handle dating a girl that dated a black guy....just not a black criminal.
>same height as me, 6'1-6'2
>fighter, boxer, someone who I could roll around and wrestle with
>tough, likes cars, can work on them
>aggressive in the sack, basically just us rolling naked fighting about who's on top
>LONG, slightly curly dark hair, with lots of it
>tan skin, wide hips with smallerish boobs, but this shit isn't too important, it's the face, really
But her face man
>soft brown eyes, invoke the feeling of her looking through, and into you
>decent makeup, but has natural beauty
>hair has highlights (NATURAL ones, not that scene "not like the other gurls" shit), and does alot with it, I got a little thing for large braids, girls who like hair an all
>face of an Pharaoh, not too far from a deity, but still down to earth, with a strong sense of morality and logic
>values sentimental value in gifts, ie homemade stuff thats not shit (once spent 2 months forging a ring for a gf due to poorfagness. Broke up with me for being "cheap")
>basically a guy with tits and a vagina
I know it's alot, but shit, it's my dream girl.
>>686705802
cuck detected
About 5'5-6. Petite. Dark hair and nice skin, sparkling eyes. Nice features. Smart but not snobbish, hard working and dedicated to her career. Not a whore, doesnt smoke or do drugs. Loves her family and is good with children, has traditional values.
Is that waaaaay to much to ask for? Probably.
>>686705122
lol I mostly listen to rap these days, but a huge factor for me is still the beats.
I like the rappers that have a crazy sense of beat and the producers that have super intricate ones, so I listen to Aesop Rock, Busdriver, MF DOOM, and Blackalicious
you know, if you ever wanted to hear some different type of shit.
>Well first, I want a legit women. No traps, no tranny. Born XX
>Hygenic is a must
>Nice
>Loyal
>great personality
>Chill
>Heart of gold
>Cute
>Hot af
>Great sex
>creative
>Confident
>into some of the things I'm into
>Somebody I can really let in
I ask for too much but let a man get dream.
>>686705855
>basically a guy with tits and a vagina
Yeah you're a faggot
>>686706009
not too much to ask for her not to get paid for having sex regularly.
But she might be a nympho
>Pale brunette girl
>soft features and a small nose, the kind that looks good with low key makeup
>makes fun of me and likes it when I tease her back
can just talk shit about endless abstract and absurd things. Has differing interests and hobbies to me, but common beliefs and personality traits. Misses me when I'm gone and comforts me when I'm down.
The kind of girl that you could just hold in your arms and let the rest of the world fade into the background.
>>686706034
Aesop Rock is my rap god, anon.
I have heard excellent things about MF DOOM too. I'll definitely look up the other two.
>>686705171
Can you explain why?
>Aryan
>Curvy
>Cute
>Sweet
>Egotistic
>Thoughtful
>Kind
>Fun-loving
>>686706171
>TL;DR But he said he wants a guy with tits LOL WAT A FEG
How's your summer going anon
>>686703170
This is me, but I have a kid because condoms are shit and I'm too focused on my kid and working hard at the warehouse to be in a relationship.
;( Sorry bruh.
>>686704107
Yup. And nobody wants us after that.
>>686696985
Athletic
Black hair
Loves horror movies, even the cheesy ones
Has a good relationship with both her parents and mine
A maniac in bed
Doesn't want kids
Isn't religious
A good conversationalist
Genuinely likes me
To be perfectly honest, the girl of my dreams is not a girl, she's a robot that only exists in the future with an advanced AI core with instinctive computing and structural programing designed to meet the user's desires and psychological needs of self-belonging, promoting self-esteem, and mental wellness as well as able to love the user or at least display affection and be convincing enough to reflect an understanding of love. She's able to take leadership qualities of making decisions in the best foreseeable interest of the user, as well as making a choices for the user when the user shows degrees of uncertainty with empirical judgement based on both observations and experiences. It should go without saying but her programing is completely trustworthy, unconditionally committed, and a willingness to protect the user in any legal means. Her advance AI is capable of learning above and beyond the human brain and learns based on the best interest of the user and expands on it with judgement and reasoning skills most humans aren't even capable of.
That being said, she'll never leave you, she'll always want you, make you feel good as best as she's capable of, and always meet the user's desires within reason and capable of arguing and convincing the user to take a different position if the user makes a choice that reasonably undesirable or not in the best interest of the user.
Call this post the cringiest thing you ever seen, just know that putting your love in another girls hand will end up having her drop it every time something she see's in her better interest comes along her way. Human born girls can't always be trusted, and a robot girl from the future is superior in almost every way.
>>686706089
That's basically 70% of the male population, anon
>step up ur d8 gaem nigga
Mind
>Intelligent, and versed in history and philosophy.
>Nazi, hates non-whites, but accepts there are occasionally good non-whites.
>Non-religious
>Doesn't mind me being an Autistic, OCD, faggot.
>Is dominating, in all aspects of the relationship
Physical
>Pale
>Fit
>Tall
>Attractive facial features
She has a vagina and is modest to attractive.
Everything else is fully customizable.
>>686706311
technically Blackalicious is the group name. Also check out Slug (from Atmosphere) and Eyedea, if you like that sort of thing.
>>686706804
well, other than having a kid, do you fit the ideal mate description of anyone else here?
>tall
>thin
>flexible
>likes purple
>has mustache
>has a purple hat
>is waluigi
>>686699319
>>686699986
That's MyFairyLove from MFC you fucking inbreds
>>686704107
NOPE! The girl that matches my description is 17 (going on 18 in a month or so) and is not stupid enough to have kids.
Choking me till I come
>>686707241
Lemme check...
>>686705526
This kind of, but I'm all for non-exclusive relationships.
>>686702575
I'd say this but I hate clinginess. Hate it.
There was one that reminded me of myself but i didn't care to click on it and now can't find it.
>>686707335
>>686707028
>>686706987
>>686698070
>>686699850
>>686701855
>>686708134
>I'm all for non-exclusive relationships.
Poster here, and same, which kinda sucks because I want to fuck around with several chicks at work but don't want to see them get all insecure and shit.
>>686708134
was it this one, perchance?
>>686701230
>>686698070
Damn, I love me some Brian-sized tits.
Someone cap this shit nigguh
>>686696985
>wears glasses
>likes to read
>really shy
>has a small-ish penis
>prefers to stay in on weekends
>>686696985
The one I have
>>686696985
Zooey Deschanel with tattoo sleeves
>>686708497
>Has a small-ish penis
topkek
This
no description necessary
>>686708205
Well, at least you read my post. I feel better for that even though you may not agree with it.
>>686708497
>>686701855
>>686708971
Which one?
The Nazi one or borderline cyborg/AI?
>>686709166
I was the Nazi, so I guess the other faggot one.
>>686698878
Sooo...Transgendered Haley Joel Osment?
>>686709166
Pretty cool that you narrowed it down to two. It's the AI android. Cyborg is human with biomechatronic body parts.
>>686709322
FAR from the worse I've read.
Mines >>686705855 if you care, but mines way too specific, but its because I know in my gut she's out there
>>686696985
Let's see if I'm someone's dream female.
-chubby hourglass, but not fat. D-cup but they aren't perky (I'm 32, fuck off)The stomach doesn't pass the boobs. Hips with HUGE thighs.
-5'10
-hate watching sports, love playing baseball
-steam games
-I can eat a buffet under the table
-enjoy hard labor
-Pam from Archer is my spirit animal
-vagina
-prefer uncircumcized dicks or women
-cartoon/anime obsession
-I smoke after sex or when a friend dies
-I drink while playing steam games
-pale with curly black hair
-sexually agressive, kinda sadistic
-you will find me on rekt threads daily
-I can outdrink you
-I am stubborn. I am my god.
-I hate possessive shit like hand-holding.
>>686708497
you looking for bee armitage, sounds like.
>>686708134
>I hate clinginess
I love it. Not overly of course. I do wish my current gf would be a bit more clingy. But she has a lot of work to do so I guess I'm just asking for too much.
>>686709522
If he/she looks like that then yes.
>>686701745
You described my wife.
>>686705855
Oh my! This makes me worry a bit about you, and I'm the AI guy.
>>686709809
>>686709809
6/10
Applicate thineself
>>686708347
Yeah, work relationships are bad.
>>686708363
Yeah, but trust with what? That part's vague.
Also, this guy's kinda, but no small boobs and gifts make me feel uncomfortable.
>>686709809
Nope. Not even close.
