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OBSCURE WORK TOOLS PART 8
ITT we post obscure tools we work with and try to guess others.
>>689132632
obd reader mechanic
>>689132632
obd reader
>>689132885
ass stretcher
![TLP-F-2700-Open.1000[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/td1ssZd.jpg "TLP-F-2700-Open.1000[1].jpg")
obviously it's a camera but what kind of photography do I do?
>>689132885
anal exploder thing
>>689132885
Royal kink quartermaster
>>689132885
The "I think we should see other people" device
>>689132882
actually I just work at autozone...
again, a hobby
>>689132975
climbing tool
hard one incoming...
Tip, I count humans.
>>689132975
something on a sailboat?
>>689133050
Electron microscope
>>689132885
That is a pear. Not obscure.
>>689132632
you're a mechanic of some sort...I've got the exact same tool for personal use
>>689133157
scorecounter?
>>689133157
bouncer
>>689133149
You got it bro, its the new spiderjack
>>689133157
you work at an amusement park?
>>689132632
I use this shit every day
>>689133050
A specritometer
>>689133030
nature photography faggot
or looking for bigfoot
>>689132885
kek
it's nicknamed "the pear" or something. a torture device used by placing it in a woman's vagina and slowly opening it to maim her. don't think it ever worked well tho
>>689132885
I believe that's an old bottle cork that winemakers would use back in the day to seal large casks.
Hmmm
>>689133146
thermal cycler?
>>689133157
casino security?
>>689133248
looks like parts of an english wheel
>>689133030
Roller coasters
>>689133313
nope.. not a trail cam usually outside though
>>689133136
looks like the thing you push a bullet and gunpowder down an old single shot barrel
>>689133248
fisherman?
>>689133349
looks like a air hose attatches to it
>>689133030
Time lapse of landscapes n shit?
>>689133349
Rectum inflater
>>689133349
this is some kind of pneumatic fitting but I have no idea what kind
>>689133030
do you catch traffic violations? Looks like one of those wooden posts you see in public.
>>689133357
self closing hinge
>>689132885
Pearl of anguish? Nigga this ain't the medieval times
>>689133357
tuning key.. guitar builder
>>689133436
then you're looking for speeders/drifters you narc
>>689133508
yes, a ramrod
>>689133514
Nope
>>689133357
thats a tuner. guitar maker?
>>689133360
nah
>>689133385
No, here is another tool I use almost daily...
>>689133586
>>689133627
Yep, God job
>>689133580
Look at those tiny little adorable balls
>>689133566
again more spectrometry shit. rt = retention time?
>>689133697
I like to choke myself when I jerk off too
>>689133697
ziptie, easy
>>689133712
>>689133157
>>689133697
Mall security?
>>689133136
Sounding rod
>>689133566
Pharmacology technician
>>689132632
Posting again
Guess the job, not the tool you damn morons. The tool is obvious as fuck.
>>689133030
>>689133533
winner! Timelapse indeed usually construction just got a gig doing that one time and used that in my portfolio now I'm the go to guy for companies that are doing construction.
>>689133764
Scooping up roadkill?
>>689133566
xp?
>>689133752
press
>>689133764
Fireman?
>>689133721
forward looking infrared camera
>>689133157
where have I seen this before?...
>>689133764
fly swatter
used by professional old niggers
>>689133856
itallian
>>689133850
well I mean I haven't had the chance to use it in that way...
>>689133276
nerd
No one who knows what this is would be on here
>>689133619
fuck no lol
>>689133030
Chicken pizza, you sick fuck.
>>689133860
you pump lube in your ass for gay porn
>>689133764
Roofing?
>>689133860
Something with hay bales
>>689133764
You're a dom to fat bitches.
>>689133860
grease shit > mechanic?
>>689133860
I am a construction Mech and this piece of shit is my daily bread and butter
>>689133851
Close, toxicologist
Not too obscure, but here you go
>>689133856
That delicious, delicious manchego cheese
>>689133896
No, try again.
ayyy lmao good luck nerds
>>689133860
Grease guns are used in hundreds of different jobs unless ur giving another pic to go with it we can't tell u what job u have idiot
>>689133856
professional farter?
>>689133849
Nope, but you are on the right path
my late grandfather's old tools
guess
>>689134049
35mm film splicer
>>689133301
A submarine?
>>689133860
Some sort of mechanic? Can't guess which type you are.
>>689134049
this has something to do with cheques right?
>>689134064
castration scissors
used by professional feminists
>>689134124
machinist with an ok mike and caliper and a shit indicator
>>689134064
glass blower
>>689134064
Ow, my balls...
>>689134024
Iron content filter
>>689134236
an hero?
>>689134276
>castration scissors
close but not related at all
>>689134141
Sick vape bro
>>689134049
Film editor
>>689134050
Maybe
>>689134060
Yes, cheater from previous thread
>>689134085
No.
>>689134093
Stop eating grease guns for breakfast, anon. That seems unhealthy
>>689133860
what I am trying to figure out, is why every one of these not responded with "bong"
I thought this was 4 chan
>>689134064
glass blower
>>689134064
>>689134306
>glass blower
bingo
>>689134141
nerve gas dispenser
>>689134401
nigga u wish
>>689134024
makeup tester
>>689134425
Cause it doesn't look like a bong
What are you, 12?
>>689134141
Photography production?
>>689134024
Hint?
>>689134214
Projector for shooting gas canisters in WW1
>>689134528
Are you even trying
>>689134124
I see a micrometer so I say millwright
>>689133555
>>689133514
>>689133550
Clue is you stick it in this
>>689134248
Nope, I work at a Hardware Store
>>689134024
Looks like eyeshadow to me
>>689133752
Tensile strength tester?
>mfw probation officer
>can't have fun in threads like this because no tools
>>689134124
Yep, Not actually my stuff but I have that same mic and a better Starrett caliper but my indicator is even shittier than that one
>>689134246
Yeah.
>>689133697
>>689133157
Come guys, another hint incoming...
>>689134495
Safe cracker
>>689134425
Probably because it looks nothing like a bong, you autistic NEET.
I think literally everybody ITT knows what this is, with the exception of you. Which is really saying something considering where you are.
>>689134640
Penis resizer
>>689132632
I actually have that exact scanner
trying this again.
>>689134267
Nope.
>>689132632
![bv01203-294x506.dm.edit_N6FmqN[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/yyEVOq2.png "bv01203-294x506.dm.edit_N6FmqN[1].png")
someone recognizes this
>>689134141
>>689134593
Not even close friend.
Here's a hint: itty bitty parts
>>689134731
What took you so long?
>>689133697
You work in a jail?
>>689134726
Loss prevention/security officer ?
>>689133721
Infrared or laser?
>>689134876
Running for office?
>>689133430
>>689133430
"Dent Balls" for removing dents in brass instruments. . . or sheet brass too, I guess.
>>689134909
lock pick of sorts.. locksmith
>>689134372
Not quite bro. Its a filter of some kind though
>>689134915
power hammer black smith
>>689134915
That compresses shit for stress demonstrations or to see how much weight it can bear
>>689134865
Optical comparator.
>>689134915
Blacksmith?
>>689134726
are you Martin Lomax
>>689133752
for tensile strength testing
>>689134865
Machinist/inspector? Optical comparitor in picture
>>689134694
What the fuck kind of shit PO do you have that you're not allowed to own tools?
When I was on probation, my PO couldn't even find my house. I put all of my guns up in the rafters of my garage for absolutely no reason, the cunt never even found my house.
>>689134915
You'd be pressed to find some who knows what that it
>>689134915
It's for blacksmithing isn't it?
>>689134573
No, i'm six and a half, and I've visited the 4chans before.
Shortly before my 1st hit of methamphetamine
>>689134141
oh shit it places SMD on PCB's !
>>689135020
Too easy.
>>689134406
Close.
>>689134812
Fibre optic technical of some sort
>>689134953
Bingo
>>689135066
someone can google!
>>689134919
Microstamping machine? Something like chip dies maybe? Idk.
I think moonman will be out with his friendly hooded friends
>>689134938
Well I got something in my eye
>>689135099
No anon you don't understand
I AM a probation officer
>>689134970
>>689133932
Argus 4 Mi-Tic Thermal Imaging Camera
>>689135161
AYYYY WE GOT A WINNER
>>689135166
actually if I didnt know what I was looking for I would never have noticed the hook before the blade in the back. that is for a pretty special lock huh?
>>689135212
You had me curious so I cheated. I had an idea of what it was for but didnt know the proper name lol
>>689133929
Aye
>>689134052
Fire Beater
>>689134024
The moon?
>>689135188
Ah I tried, tits for you
![65743480[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iPPNJWE.jpg "65743480[1].jpg")
>>689134915
>>689135059
winner
>>689135065
no trust me it will compress...
>>689135071
just a little too late
>>689135104
pic
>>689135126
yep
>>689135271
Cool piercing! Where can I get one?
>>689134372
>>689134547
>>689134593
>>689134670
Fuck it im tired. It was a mass transducer from a CPDM. Thats a mixture of respirable coal and silica. Longwall mining baby
>>689135047
>CUM1
hahaha
>>689132632
>>689135456
plastic surgeon
>>689135456
pimp
>>689134425
austism intensifies in here
>>689135594
Don't know
>>689134141
Injection mold machine operator?
>>689135337
thats a machine that is pretty badass!
>>689135456
Asian tit inspector
>>689132632
![news_HeathrowHouse_2012_5[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rYuxejm.jpg "news_HeathrowHouse_2012_5[1].jpg")
probably hard
>>689135847
telecom punchdown tool
>>689135694
>>689135739
>>689135838
>>689135847
Ghostbusters
>>689135847
seamstress?
>>689135862
Something with airport?
>>689134909
I made one an improvised one of theseb out of a credit card when I got locked out of a building I was working on. It works
>>689135862
Air traffic controller?
>>689135949
yes
Ok.
>>689136044
can you be any more specific?
>>689136067
yes! nice
>>689135847
You should know what >>689134812 is.
>>689136142
computer repair?
im off to bed faggits good luck guessing the hard ones.
>>689136142
Pirate radio operator?
>>689136153
Wtf?
You must belong to the guys with the highest IQ on this board...
>>689136142
tweaker using an HDD motor for something.
>>689136276
shotgun operator
>>689134064
glass working scisors
>>689136216
i dont know that . maybe its for fibre optic cable or LWL
>>689136329
top kek
>>689136253
Related. Which parts are on the pic?
>>689134124
Your dick measuring tools.
>>689136537
Ooooooooo diss
>>689136386
>HDD motor
Correct.
>>689135204
Fiber optic splicer
Probably the coolest toy I've used at work
>>689136491
Yes sir
![MP4-29_2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CwVbC0F.jpg "MP4-29_2[1].jpg")
lightning round who can say it first? bonus round for who "I" am
>>689136519
Srsly, from what I heard it's batshit insane work.
>>689134214
fireworks
>>689136763
Will that fit in my Honda?
>>689136753
Clock maker?
>>689136763
is that you pube head
>>689136751
whats your job ?
>>689136534
a speaker and some other stuff...
>>689136763
jenson button?
>>689136753
Army corps of engineers?
>>689136753
presidential invitee
>>689136763
Formula 1 Driver?
>>689136763
Ur Lewis Hamilton that's an f1 steering wheel
>>689136753
football EM bomb ?
>>689136894
Electrician, but I do data work too.
>>689134640
plumber?
>>689136753
Fuck off ahmed you stupid little sandnigger faggot
>>689136915
very nice, year?
>>689136859
>>689136889
>>689136965
>>689136971
>idiots cant read filenames
>>689136971
>>689136965
yeah button's though
>>689135274
Wut
>>689137060
Virgin?
>>689137081
2014
McLaren went to Honda for 15/16.
Goddamn shitface is on pole for the GP today. I fucking mad.
>>689137032
same wich country or continent ? im from EU
>>689134640
looks like 1/2"mip and 3/8" mip scale could be 3/4"and 1/2" so was thinking pressure testing plumbing or something
>>689137216
Usa
>>689133301
We use this same one. It moves so fast you gotta have your foot on the brake 90% of the time wtf is with that
>>689136817
yeah it's pretty rough some days you do get used to it though. some people that do it are kind of dumb though and we're all just people so it's funny not to be thought of as going on 4chan. I am an oldfag though for sure.
>>689137171
Wut
>>689137060
9 pin vga somewhat to usb
>>689134643
same
>>689137318
very intresting
>>689137403
gee you're a smart cunt aren't you?
>>689137184
god damn I hope you cheated and googled it or are just obsessed with button in particular. if not you need to get out also I missed qualifying and have it recorded so fuck you.
>>689137343
That's cool bro keep it up
Make sure the sand niggers don't hijack planes n shit
>>689137344
esthetician
aka zit popper
>>689137516
not really this was obvious
>>689137344
>british people have no clue what the fuck these are.
unfair
>>689137403
>9 pin vga
Lold. COM port?
>>689134683
>>689135078
Winrar. Engineerfag here.
![63577f9e11d62003e3d967ed241059bf[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5PNHgjO.jpg "63577f9e11d62003e3d967ed241059bf[1].jpg")
>>689137549
>sand niggers don't hijack planes
>>689137344
modelling tools for clay or smth
>>689137175
My tools are very mundane
Facebook, phone, and instant messaging are all I use to do my job
>>689137594
Jensen buttons a faggot
>>689137521
Nah, but it didnt look like the merc wheels of late, assumed it was button and McLaren only used the merc engine in 2014 which is when the larger LCD displays were adapted.
Also the CF weave looked too light for merc. Idk.
>>689137629
i forgott the name , i just wake up
>>689137629
>>689137516
What's my profession?
>>689137325
I had to use the emergency brake to stop the other day, my foot was fully pressed on the brake and was still moving
>>689134876
Writer for a new hit nickelodeon show?
>>689137475
Lowe's or Home Depot if in the US?
actually that all makes perfect sense...
>>689137060
For loading CNC code to a machine from a computer without a db9 serial port. But the db9 end is the wrong gender.
NEW THREAD
>>689137973
>>689137973
>>689137973
>>689135963
dark brown nipples are a turn off for me..dunno why.
>>689138111
What a waste of trips
>>689138077
ace
>>689138355
Ace employees actually know shit.. Well some of them!
>>689138355
Ah, I'm at a Lowe's
A tough one
>>689137929
>>689134694
fuck you
>>689138552
>>689138557
new thread
>>689137973
>>689138557
Magnifier?
