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pyrotechnics thread
amazing it seems the fags are actually out enjoying themselves for once
Not all of them.
dammit freklz I wanted to see you out having fun most of all
I've been out of the house for the past 12 hours having fun
>>693039591
Gaayyyyyyyyyy!!!!!
>>693040433
holy shit yeah its time for you to rest
twelve hours that like
half of the day
>>693040354
hello Maru
it's raining and i don't celebrate foreworkds 'till two weeks later
where my town stocks up on discounted fireworks and holds an amazing fireworks show in the park
for free
>>693040614
Hello. Why aren't you out having fun, huh?
just got sick of being around people really
>>693040732
Mostly because I'm taking care of someone sick and she doesn't like fireworks at all
>>693040749
I'm giving you shit I feel the same way really, I reach a people limit point.
HELLO FRIENDS
James
>>693040818
What a noble reason to not be out.
hey kathleen
hi david
>>693040946
Hai there
did you like those goats
the were acceptable
Hey David
would you pet a goat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9twWaP5_mBs
Maru, Freklz.
no because they pee on themselves
>>693041289
Why not
>>693041486
you've pet things that peed on themselves haven't you
itt butt you want to sit on your lap
>>693041427
Yeah, but so do you.
What's going on since we last talked, James?
>>693041679
This one definitely
I've made my own custom color using raw pigment and linseed oil.
>>693041657
well yeah but its generally understood you clean up after the fun's over
>>693041726
at least I have the decency to cover it up with clothing and lavender scent
fireworks are really loud
pretty, but loud.
>>693042313
Yeah, but your dick is still hanging out dribbling urine down your legs.
Sounds like you've been decently productive.
>>693042367
Hello Demos.
>>693042367
I hate the loudness too, have to cover my ears all the time
everyone always has better fireworks than me
>>693042447
well, some things there's just no helping
>>693042479
hello again maru
i hope you've celebrated america today
>>693042487
ditto
Extremely productive.
>>693042568
Yeah, but at least stop shitting on yourself too.
>>693042677
the stopper is in the mail
>>693042487
I know of one thing that's rather loud that two people can do together.
>>693042645
I don't live in the US anymore. I went to the doctor and was told I need to get a series of tests done to know what's going on with my body.
Happy 4th though.
>>693042761
The shit plug, if you will.
>>693042845
My money is on a burst appendix. Gotta cut those things out before they go rogue, Maru.
>>693042819
I probably won't have to ask what that is
>>693042559
are all fireworks not the same or
>>693042845
oh fuck
what have you been experiencing to need to see a doctor?
>>693042863
the pooper neuter
>>693042987
That's right, you guessed it, arguing!
o merica
>>693043118
Yayy!
>>693043098
The turd cutter stopper.
>>693043192
I don't like to argue though. I'm more into heated discussions. There's still a sense of mutual respect.
>>693042967
I would be in considerably more pain if it were that.
>>693042997
Chest pains. One of which is significantly painful, enough to warrant the visit.
Once I was there, though, the doc inevitably found more stuff that caused concern, so I now have to get some studies done. Ultrasound, echocardiogram, xray of the chest, bloodwork.
this is g/fur/?
does anyone know what a rapebat is?
>>693043306Not sure what you're suggesting but
ohwell, how's it going with philosophy and stuff?
>>693043488
Chest pains? Sounds like you've got a broken heart.
>>693043641
Aw, that's cute. Maybe that'll show in the ECG?
>>693043621
I'm suggesting that argument isn't the right way to go about things, rather people should engage passionately in discussions. What else would I possibly be implying?
It's going the same as it was two hours ago.
>>693043776
I bet the doctor will find that your shit's all retarded and you talk like a fag.
>>693043816
I dunno, I'm a bit slow
I'll assume it's going good then
>>693043488
are you gonna die
>>693043936
I already went, he didn't find that at the consult. Pretty sure you don't need an echo or an ultrasound for that, James.
>>693044059
Please, Demos. The doctor didn't seem alarmed, just expressed concern. I'm sure whatever it is, it's completely manageable.
>>693044033
Well, they say slow and steady will win the race. But I prefer playing it fast and loose.
Sure, you could say that.
>>693044284
There's that fag talk again, Maru. But seriously, lets hope it's just stress related and nothing serious.
>>693044284
oh
i was gonna let you know that i knew a place that did cheap funerals but i guess we won't need that
hopefully it's not too expensive
>>693040651
Some of these photos people draw are actually really good. It's shame they have to waist their talents on stupid as fuck furry bullshit.
demos now is your chance do it
the fuck
>>693044674
Whatever suits you best man
Well, good luck with, whatever it is you like to do
>>693044692
Oh, that's uh... very kind of you, Demos.
No, I think I won't be needing that, but thanks for the offer.
>>693044674
Yes, seriously, let's hope it's nothing serious.
>>693045252
A few things suit me.
I like to do a lot of things. What do YOU like to do?
>>693045284
I made an incense burner out of a bottle cap, a powerdrill, some rubber cement, a 2"x4", a cinder block, and seven nails.
>>693045284
maybe someday
besides that how has your day been
i see youve been here nearly all day
>>693040070
Duh, we always have a gay day
Do you pronounce Lorre lore-y or lore?
>>693045575
Regular stuff I guess, internets, video games, reading, eating, sleeping...
>>693045617
That's because I get off work really early during the day. Before the doctor visit it was OK, went out for food and got up to speed with the dota team captain.
>>693045575
Why would you need seven nails for that?
>>693045836
Lore
>>693045988
Reading what?
>>693045836
You pronounce it Lorre.
>>693046047
Because I only had seven nails.
>>693046289
Haven't read anything in a long while, I used to do it a lot on breaks at school, and last time when I was interning, about 10 months ago. May pick it up again once I get a job hopefully
>>693046097
Thanks
>>693046289
HELPFUL
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream~
>>693046824
that's suppossedd to move wtf
bung bung bung bung
>>693046882
What do you like to read?
>>693047001
I am to please, but I shoot to kill.
I'm hungry.
truly demos you are the best accompanist
there's no one better
i have the voice of an angel
a gay angel, but an angel no the less.
>>693047214
Aim even.
There's no such thing as a straight angel.
heaven sounds a lot more heavenly that way
too bad all my friends will be in hell
Fallen angels are the best, they're all kinky.
>>693047762
Well, it's better to laugh with the sinners than dine with the saints, Demos.
wicked.
hah GOD
hah
JESIS
HAHA
as if
>>693047975
please stop
offend
Indeed.
>>693047975
Don't tip that thing too far or you'll not be able to see
>>693047214
I'm not sure I can give an intelligent answer to that, I suck when it comes to genres. But I like books that deal with the supernatural, or just downright strange things, and have some realism in them at the same time you know? Makes it feel like it could actually happen but you know it can't
>>693048260
That is called magical realism. Read rushdie, garcia marquez, etc.
>oh gosh
>>693048037
>>693048071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eQQKVKjifQ
name fixed
Where did Maru go? I want to yell at him about thinking that Pedro Paramo wasn't a great book.
>>693048260
Magic Realism? You should read Borges and Paramo.
the notion that hell is a fun place where you can have all kinds of kinky sex with party people is propaganda set by satan in order to turn you to evil
>>693048384
oh
>>693048362
hi katia
I named a cat after you
>>693048362
what even
>>693048384
I'm not sure what relevance the 20th century's most accomplished falsettist has here
>>693048531
probably
where the fuck did monday go
>>693048361
Thanks for the suggestion, and the heads-up mate
>>693048521
May consider it, thanks for the suggestion again
>>693048555
because it's a cunt that wants you dead I hope
>>693048569
iunno some shit I found on facebook
put the skirt on
>>693048531
I'm of the Sartre school of thinking about hell. It's two fold, life without a break, and other people.
>>693048621
Where the fuck did Friday go?!
>>693048621
It's fourth of july it doesn't count as monday
>>693048714
what in god's name are you doing on facebook that you found that there
>>693048714
nnawwww shes a cute kitty thats so sweet and cuddly
>>693048698
Juan Rulfo is a fantastic novel and it gots, like, ghosts and shit in it.
>>693048775
i'm the one asking questions here buster brown
>>693048839
you got your novel and writer backwards
>>693048806
I am in a yaoi group obviously
they post good ecchi gay images to use to shitpost with
>>693048839
Now I'm even more tempted
>>693048878
But I wanna ask questions too!
>>693049013
christ, what endless degeneracy.
maaaan fourth of july ends in half an hour too
>>693043192
your mind must be fucking crippled to fap to this fagboy
>>693048932
So I did. So. I. Did. I'm sort of doing three different things right now though, watching a thing on Twombly, collecting ash, and talking here. Anyways, Pedro Paramo is the title, Juan Rulfo is the author.
>>693049028
It's a good'n.
cancer
>>693049118
come here and it'll be going for another 3 1/2 hours
heres another facebook thing I found
checks out
the madman
>>693049193
What borges have you read?
>>693049226
It'll be over by the time I get there.
>>693049028
do i look like someone who gives a shirt
>>693049322
doesnt matter we can pretend tomorrow is the 4th and shoot shit still
>>693049322
The House of Asterion and Dreamtigers. Though I have his collected short stories, just haven't gotten too into him yet. I keep drifting to other Latin American authors.
>>693049426
Every day will be independence day after january.
>>693049568
independence year
>>693049193
I don't doubt that. I'd recommend checking John Ajvide's works too, at least the ones that are in English
>>693049341
I don't give a shit that you don't give a shit
>>693049651
there's no need to be such a sourpuss
>>693049547
I have only read random short stories; The Secret Miracle is a personal favorite. I do not actually own any book length works or collections or have any idea where things appear.
>>693049638
Those devices look intended for the restriction of independence.
>>693049651
I've been meaning to read more Swedes. I rather like Par Lagerkvist.
>>693049879
a necessary temporary restriction.
>>693049811
Sourass, thank you very much
>>693049998
l-live free or die
>>693050006
puss.
>>693049879
He never wrote any novels. Only short stories and poetry.
>>693050064
dont pretend losing ur liberties dont turn u on bby
>>693050085
That is wonderful for my attention span. Have you ever read rushdie?
who else bought cake for the foursday?
ah...just me? okay....
>>693050160
I'm not a degenerate or anything.
>>693050212
I ate burgers and cookie dough.
>>693050168
I started to read The Satanic Verses and then couldn't get past the Islamophobia so stopped.
>>693050212
I bought beer. Because beer.
>>693050305
you are slightly degenerate
>>693049984
I hope they translate this one, one of the weirdest things I've ever read. Book cover is my family going on a trip, btw (not really)
>>693050078
Waaaaaah
>>693050481
Whoops forgot pic
>>693050305
>>693050379
Well I suppose it got him fatwa'd for a reason but that doesn't seem like a criticism to me.
Anyway try midnight's children.
>>693050463
No I'm not I'm a red blooded heterosexual American dammit.
>>693050481
Are you a Swede?
>>693050584
what
>>693050644
Yes, so I mostly know about Swedish books. More enjoyable to read in your home language, you know
>>693050864
I'm so sorry about your country.
>>693050829
>>693050589
Eh, I'm all hung up on the Russians right now. I should get around to reading him eventually, but I've still gotta hit the Italians as well.
>>693050864
I mostly read French, German, Russian, and Japanese books, translated into English.
>>693050943
Scales use your goddamn words, child.
>>693051037
If we're sticking to magical realism, have you read master and margarita?
>>693050416
>drinking age is 21
>despite the rest of the first world being less cunty of it
l-land of the free
>>693051040
>>693050938
It's not so bad, we have some pretty good authors and there's still a lot I haven't read
>>693051037
I may have read some translated books myself, now that I think about it
>>693051199
they do that for your own protection
>>693051199
If you break into my house or attack me I can shoot you in the face, unlike in most of the rest of the world. So yes, land of the free. Choke on a dick.
>>693051311
COOKIES AREN'T WORDS
>>693051315
I wasn't talking about the literary landscape.
>>693051199
Stop being underage, that's your first step
>>693051147
I love Bulgakov. He's my favorite Soviet. More so than Nabokov. Read Heart of a Dog.
>>693051315
Most of what I read is translated.
>>693051444
Please do not talk about politics with me
>>693051444
nice trips but U.S. is not perfect and is far from being freedumz
>>693051444
>>693051311
Are those for us?
>>693051559
Well, I'll make sure to check out that book you suggested
>>693051620
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>693051559
I'll do that. I don't give russia nearly enough love.
>>693051643
There is not a freer country in the world or in history - save for maybe America 50 years ago.
>>693051856
Right, ignoring you now.
>>693048506
Is this your butt anon
>>693051944
don't be like that bby
>>693051944
Wot?
>>693051944
I don't know about that but ok, and this is coming from someone who loves the U.S.
>>693052065
I do not enjoy the whole silent image replying thing.
>>693052134
Political conversation is my natural element, Anders.
>>693052198
Well you wouldn't, I doubt you know history. But if you're arguing that the US still is not free ENOUGH, you're right.
>>693051944
I love the Russians. They're so great. So comically cynical.
>>693051864
Yes, do that.
>>693052302
>doubt you know history
lel I don't want to embarrass you
>>693051643
maybe not, but it's probably one of the few decent bastions we've got
but, who am i to judge?
>>693052344
Oh they're delightful. I just don't read enough to begin with. I have, paradoxically, too many hobbies.
>>693052393
"Oh yeah I'd fight that guy but he's such a bitch it wouldn't be fair so I totally don't need to you all know I'm tough right guys"
You've got nothing, pussycat.
>>693052551
Name a freer society exceeding dunbar's number.
>>693052302
Hope you find someone to talk with about that then
My name is not actually Anders for the record, that's my brother. My parents call him Bananders and I thought it sounded funny
>>693052481
I have just the one hobby.
>>693052654
Well I was going to just call you the other generic swedish name Sven. Anyway your country and your people are committing suicide it's kind of an important issue.
>>693052685
And you're probably better at it than I am at any of the random things I consume my time with.
>>693052609
australia
>>693052816
There's not much I can do about that, I don't know jack shit about politics and I couldn't understand it if I tried
>>693052822
Are you fucking high mate
they can't carry jack for self defense and they don't preserve freedom of speech in their goddamn constitution
>>693053051
Assuming incompetence is the most reliable way to ensure incompetence.
HEY! I found my meth pipe.
>>693052816
Collection?
>>693053124
I thought you were an artist.
>>693053054
haha you are defining individual freedoms by self defense? does the countries military strength effect me at all statistically im safer in australia than the us. And whether or not it's preserved in a constitution doesn't matter cause i still have it, and it wont effect my way of life everything is better there.
>>693053122
Can't we just get along?
>>693053189
That's not my hobby.
>>693053295
You do it professionally.
>>693053252
I can get along with you if you become a better person.
>>693053247
Yes, self defense is an absolutely critical individual freedom. You're doing that leftist thing where you change the definition of the word freedom. Safety is not freedom.
